I went to high school with Mike Myers - Sir John A Macdonald CI in Toronto - and we all walked around spouting fake Scottish accents...many years later watched Shrek with my kids and chuckled at how he had morf'd that same accent, too funny.
Now lad , you know and I know that Sir John A Macdonald is no in Toronto ya numpty bastard . It's in Scarborough , which was founded by the David Thomson a good Scotsman in 1795 .
@@ghostsofVTurbexSkysthelimitvid Where do you think Angus beef originates , it is shite to say Scottish food is crap go to Scotland , and you will say a different tune when there .
@@duncancallum I lived in Scotland for a few years and really like some of the traditional foods. I was sitting with some friends one day at lunch and someone mentioned haggis and I said I liked it. One of my Scottish buddies asked, "You like haggis?" I replied, "Yeah. Don't you?" He said "I've never eaten it. I know how it's made." I said, "What the hell? That would be like a Mexican saying he doesn't eat tamales because he knows how they're made." He said, "Oh God. I love tamales. Please don't tell me how they're made." I said, "Ask me about maronga, then." He didn't ask, but I could tell he wanted to know. "Black pudding", I said. "Please stop talking about Scottish food. People are eating here", he replied. Deep fried haggis from the chippie... Ya beauty!
Walken's mother is originally from Castlemilk in Glasgow here in Scotland and he has visited the city many times to see family and friends over the years
@@bostonrailfan2427 broonies? yeah, i seem to recall something 'bout them. that's not just the scottish name for lepricon? cookie/biscuit type thing? i 'member my 5th grade teacher reading us a story 'bout some scotsman and his run in with all thoe fairy type things. i seem to recall a half man half goat. so, no odd lepricon tramping 'round scotland then? as the man pointed out they're only 13 miles apart.
I'm guilty of this send up! I'm from the West Midlands n love going to Scotland its such a beautiful place n at work I always shout "I'm going for a wee ya bastards" in a terrible Scottish accent 😆
"All Scottish cuisine is based on a dare"...Absolutely. When I attended The Univ of Edinburgh, not only did they deep fry pizza----but in the same oil they fried their fish & chips!
I love watching him staring at the quecards barely looking at Myers.... God this was painful. As I suspected considering the broadcast time is rarely funny Of Course what gets cut is gonna be terrible....
“Ah-luv-yeouuu” 😂😂😂 has been stuck in my head ever since. He parlayed a lot of this but into ‘I Married An Axe Murderer” Mike Myers is a freakin genius!!!
@@wokeybrokey8006 I know I'm dumping on Mike Myers, but "So I Married an Axe Murderer" is funny. Anthony LaPaglia, Alan Arkin, and Nancy Travis are great in that movie. I think it's Mike's Scottish character is funny in doses, and a great side character. But having a scene where the Scottish guy is the straight man doesn't work.
@@behrwillsonn4842 i agree that's why the axe murder film was hilarious as it was his dad he played....the only jock worth listening to as a leading role is Sean RIP...I am a jock bye the way 😀
"Oh, they're the same, are they? HAVE A LOOK AT A MAP! THERE'S IRELAND, THERE'S SCOTLAND, THERE'S THE BLOODY IRISH SEA! THEY'RE SEPARATE! NOW GET OUT!"
@Russell Collier Well, Sutherland did an All Things Scottish sketch, yes. But it was a different script. Walken and MacCalachian did the exact same script.
Think about how lucky the contemporary generation of fans are to have all the cut for air sketches saved. And then as the years go further back they get rarer and rarer to find the ‘cut from Dress’ segments, would love a whole collection like these
The good news is that SNL themselves have started releasing some of them on their own YT channel as well, so there will be even more available to see. Some of these cut sketches are actually better than some of the ones that make it to air and it makes you wonder how in the heck the decision was made to let go of some of these.
Being an American of Scottish blood, I’m proud of my family’s history and accomplishments over the centuries. I remember my grandmother vacuuming the house while playing the Black Watch on her stereo at near full blast! And my grandparents had their home on a corner lot and the Mexican kids would always walk across the lawn instead of staying on the sidewalk, I remember him yelling “GET OFF MY LAWN DAMMIT” lol.
.Mike Myers is a super actor and comedian, he does british accents e.g. Austin powers and Scottish, fat bastard great, and very funny, the second customer played the guy in wedding singer who did audition for Adam Sandler
This sketch was kept, dusted off and used with Kyle MacLachlan when he hosted . SO IT TOTALLY WAS SEEN AGAIN! I excerpted it for the Mike Myers’s SNL section of The Hilarious Story of Canadian Comedy a show I made
I’m from the Scottish highlands and I can’t stand Mike Myers, but he does do a decent accent. Probably helps that he’s Canadian and there’s loads of us over there!
"It heeearts, it heeearts..." LOL, I forgot about that part. Bring up your mother ... Chris, c'mon. FULL repect to Mike Myers parent(s) who raised a clever, hard-working entertainer
No surprise why this was cut, but I'm guessing this was the genesis of "So I Married An Axe Murderer", which I still like better than any of Mike's other movies.
First time I ever heard Walken do an accent… it’s surprisingly not too bad lol. Better than I ever thought a Cristopher Walken Scottish accent would be. 🤣
im still looking for his dvd, when i get it , i will put what i can up, sooner or later i will see it, this one is pretty good, but he has done some really funny stuff on SNL , better than this. Thanks for watching !
it's no bad coming from a glaswegian..His mum is glaswegian but you'd never really know. Mike Myers has been brought up surrounded by Scots in Canada having Scouse parents..But Mike Myers is WAY better at the accent.👌👌👌🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴
They ultimately did still use the "Everything Scottish" storyline because I remember distinctly the "If it's not Scottish it's crap!" line from back then. A lot of people were repeating that for a few weeks after it aired.
We recently took a cruise, and our last port of call was Halifax Nova Scotia. In the port souvenir shop, next to a kilt, the sign said, "if it's not Scottish, it's CRAP!" I almost fell over laughing.
This sketch aired, but with a different "son". (Kyle MacLachlan, I think.) Aside from that it was identical so far as I can remember. As you might guess from my name, this line of SNL sketches was popular in my house.
My grandfather came from "the old country" as a child of three in 1923, and he still had a slight accent. His mother, my Great Grandmother, was almost impossible to understand. Her accent was very thick, even after 70 years in America. That tiny old woman was as tough as nails though. She raised 5 boys and 2 girls mostly on her own.. My brother and I would sit and listen to them talk amongst themselves. It was if we were transported across an ocean and 100 years in the past.. Sadly, they're all gone now.
I went to high school with Mike Myers - Sir John A Macdonald CI in Toronto - and we all walked around spouting fake Scottish accents...many years later watched Shrek with my kids and chuckled at how he had morf'd that same accent, too funny.
Now lad , you know and I know that Sir John A Macdonald is no in Toronto ya numpty bastard . It's in Scarborough , which was founded by the David Thomson a good Scotsman in 1795 .
Did ye , aye ?
Christopher Walken has to be the calmest Scotsman I've ever seen.
What about Emperor Palpatine?
Didn't quite get the Scottish life history experience in his acting did he?
Without the burr.
It's dress rehearsal. He was saving it for the show.
Walken’s accent! Too funny! It was a mix of Irish, Scottish and Scandinavian 😀😀
Well, his mother WAS Scottish…
Dunno about the other relatives. :)
I think he did great, consistently in "dialect", comedic presence, with only a couple days rehearsal, his chops are showing.
Scottish Walkin sounds just like a… Scottish Walkin
Walken sounded like a drunk Scotsman trying to do a Christopher Walken impersonation.
😆
HAA!!!
Classic comment!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
so it worked 🤣
His looks cover it all
'All Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.' 😄😁😆😅🤣😂
right on lol
@@ghostsofVTurbexSkysthelimitvid Where do you think Angus beef originates , it is shite to say Scottish food is crap go to Scotland , and you will say a different tune when there .
@@BaranoffIsaac I knew that line sounded familiar.
@@duncancallum I lived in Scotland for a few years and really like some of the traditional foods. I was sitting with some friends one day at lunch and someone mentioned haggis and I said I liked it. One of my Scottish buddies asked, "You like haggis?" I replied, "Yeah. Don't you?" He said "I've never eaten it. I know how it's made." I said, "What the hell? That would be like a Mexican saying he doesn't eat tamales because he knows how they're made." He said, "Oh God. I love tamales. Please don't tell me how they're made." I said, "Ask me about maronga, then." He didn't ask, but I could tell he wanted to know. "Black pudding", I said. "Please stop talking about Scottish food. People are eating here", he replied.
Deep fried haggis from the chippie... Ya beauty!
@@almosthuman1398 Yes i wonder how many folks would like to know what is in cheap meat pies , better not knowing i say .
Lovitz gave him a 17 dollar bill.
🤣
Eh he’s just a big spender! He don’t need no change back lol
ACTING!
😅🤣😂
Totally a denomination of bill that Lovitz would carry.
Walken's mother is originally from Castlemilk in Glasgow here in Scotland and he has visited the city many times to see family and friends over the years
"There’s Ireland, there's Scotland, THERE’S THE BLOODY SEA!"
I knew when she said that there was going to be hell to pay, the bastard!
they don't have lepricons in scotland?
@@jameshudson169 nope, they have broonies instead
@@bostonrailfan2427 broonies? yeah, i seem to recall something 'bout them. that's not just the scottish name for lepricon? cookie/biscuit type thing? i 'member my 5th grade teacher reading us a story 'bout some scotsman and his run in with all thoe fairy type things. i seem to recall a half man half goat. so, no odd lepricon tramping 'round scotland then? as the man pointed out they're only 13 miles apart.
@@jameshudson169 nope, the Scottish name for brownies 😉
Where I live we have a barber shop that has a sidewalk sign with Christopher's face and it says We accept Walkens.
🤣
They both have first generation Scottish connections 😂🏴
Hi I'm from Glasgow in Scotland and this is one of the funniest send ups yet the way he kept saying " ya bastard" was spot on 👍
thats his dad, so its funny 🤣
That's how we Scots speak to our children. I also call my dogs bastards. @@ghostsofVTurbexSkysthelimitvid
I'm guilty of this send up! I'm from the West Midlands n love going to Scotland its such a beautiful place n at work I always shout "I'm going for a wee ya bastards" in a terrible Scottish accent 😆
Aye John , Mike Myers would know from being raised by Scottish parents here in Scarborough Ont.
Its shlte
"All Scottish cuisine is based on a dare"...Absolutely. When I attended The Univ of Edinburgh, not only did they deep fry pizza----but in the same oil they fried their fish & chips!
And then Mike Myer's Scottish dad character went on to be in and part of the inspiration for 'So I Married An Axe Murderer'.
"HEED!"
And Shrek
@@LindaB651 Heed, get the payyyyyperrrrrr! Sleepin' on his huge pilla.
*Great flick!*
“Well it’s a well known fact, sonny Jim, that the world is under control of a group of people known as The Pentangerate”
I love how Walken's Scottish accent dissappears every other sentence.
OMG
I love watching him staring at the quecards barely looking at Myers.... God this was painful.
As I suspected considering the broadcast time is rarely funny Of Course what gets cut is gonna be terrible....
Hes from the east side
Well he has been living in the USA for 17 years.
What's to love?
“Ah-luv-yeouuu” 😂😂😂 has been stuck in my head ever since. He parlayed a lot of this but into ‘I Married An Axe Murderer” Mike Myers is a freakin genius!!!
To this day my wife and I still use the phrase “all things Scottish … and pizza.”
A Scottish accent is no match for Christopher Walken’s accent. It will always shine through. Hilarious. 😅
You should hear his Irish accent! 😂😂😂
been drinking, have we? are your driving ?.....no, i'm WALKEN
Walken reading the dialogue board the entire skit .😂
So that's why he wasn't looking at M Myers. I wondered what was going on.
Dumb sketch, but I liked the Scottish cuisine is all based on a dare line.
Well of course. I wonder if they were expected to have studied their lines before those dress rehearsals.
The cast tell the hosts and guests to do that and not try to look elsewhere. Apparently it goes better that way.
@@trinityj1It's an snl tradition, ya bastards! 😂
Yeah, that was really distracting from an otherwise brilliant sketch.
Mike Myers is amazing when he plays the Scottish mad man.......🤣🤣🤣....always funny as hell!!!
Scottish father
Walken's mother was Scottish too
The audience didn't laugh once.
All Scottish cuisine is based on a dare….he used that one in “so I married an axe murderer”👍
@@wokeybrokey8006 I know I'm dumping on Mike Myers, but "So I Married an Axe Murderer" is funny. Anthony LaPaglia, Alan Arkin, and Nancy Travis are great in that movie. I think it's Mike's Scottish character is funny in doses, and a great side character. But having a scene where the Scottish guy is the straight man doesn't work.
@@behrwillsonn4842 i agree that's why the axe murder film was hilarious as it was his dad he played....the only jock worth listening to as a leading role is Sean RIP...I am a jock bye the way 😀
Even when Chris Walken is speaking with a Scottish accent his delivery is typical Chris Walken
"Oh, they're the same, are they? HAVE A LOOK AT A MAP! THERE'S IRELAND, THERE'S SCOTLAND, THERE'S THE BLOODY IRISH SEA! THEY'RE SEPARATE! NOW GET OUT!"
🤣
This skit wasn't cut, it aired in the 90's. I remember it because my family kept saying one-liners from it for months!
Yeah, I thought those lines sounded FAMILIAR! 🤔👍🏼
Yes I kept thinking I have seen this one.
Jan Hooks did the bit that Jon Lovitz did, and Dermot Mulroney played the son. I just watched it.
It came back as a concept, but this version never aired.
There were other versions. Ya (deleted expletive)
As soon as Hillary said "Irish, Scottish, it's the same thing" I instantly had the same reaction as dad. I must be Scottish!
🤣
I was thinking "Wow Victoria Jackson put NOTHING into her line delivery or general performance here..."
or, Irish lol
@@GGoAwayy all of them seemed to, especially maintaining the accent
Still fun
Well, Ireland took in the Scots when England was persecuting the Scots. They're all Vikings anyway, so what's the big deal?
I've seen Walken in so many things but this is actually the first time I've heard him doing a different accent.
It’s definitely not his strength haha😂
You didn't hear him do a different accent here either. Sorry, pal.
His mother was Scottish.
@@drewcampbell8555 I would not have known that from his accent.
@@behrwillsonn4842 hahahaha
This sketch eventually made it to air when Kyle Maclachlan hosted (and played the son) in September of 1990
cool, good trivia question
Yup, that's exactly what I was gonna say.
I was amazed to see this is the same script as the one with Kyle.
@Russell Collier Well, Sutherland did an All Things Scottish sketch, yes. But it was a different script. Walken and MacCalachian did the exact same script.
Thanks, I knew I'd remembered seeing this on tv.
Even this cut sketch is funnier than anything I have seen on SNL in Years.
And this is horrendous
@@benvad9010 But funnier than any SNL-GBTQIA sketch out there in recent memory
Nobody watches SNL anymore they went woke.
@@benvad9010 Choose a Window Ya bastard! Say goodbye to your Pretty Looks Sunny Jim!
Many years
"We have a piper who's down..." 🤣❤ Strains of "So I Married an Axe Murderer" echoing throughout this sketch!
Cutting this sketch was a good call.
I love the Scottish skits ...I always tell my Cairn Terrier, if its not Scottish, its crap, and he agrees!
Think about how lucky the contemporary generation of fans are to have all the cut for air sketches saved. And then as the years go further back they get rarer and rarer to find the ‘cut from Dress’ segments, would love a whole collection like these
The good news is that SNL themselves have started releasing some of them on their own YT channel as well, so there will be even more available to see. Some of these cut sketches are actually better than some of the ones that make it to air and it makes you wonder how in the heck the decision was made to let go of some of these.
There are some older dress rehearsal sketches on some SNL collections on DVD.
Being an American of Scottish blood, I’m proud of my family’s history and accomplishments over the centuries. I remember my grandmother vacuuming the house while playing the Black Watch on her stereo at near full blast! And my grandparents had their home on a corner lot and the Mexican kids would always walk across the lawn instead of staying on the sidewalk, I remember him yelling “GET OFF MY LAWN DAMMIT” lol.
curse the black watch ye bastard
Scots have been saying the same thing to #sassenachs for centuries..
Mexican AMERICAN, please.
I'm Scottish and this is hysterical !
that's the beauty of being Scottish. We are not afraid to laugh at ourselves.
We love your accents.
I have a Nashville accent so I'm told.
Christopher Walken with a Scottish- Walken accent..like could he could get any cuter!♥️
so polite, i like how he handles DAD :) thanks for watching !!
I bet he could if he actually did a Scottish accent.
C’mon, stop threatening my sexuality
@@michaelreardon303 Apologies, darling. In Scotland we call that flirting. (Now thats a joke which should have been in the scene).
This was cut? Because I remember seeing this back in the day. In the '90s we were constantly saying "if it's not Scottish it's crap"
Walkens mother is Scottish from Glasgow.
Not blood sausage or suet pie, YE TUBE!!
Brilliant 🤣
😆
When Walken said “Tube”… I died!
Love how the door sound trails off...
.Mike Myers is a super actor and comedian, he does british accents e.g. Austin powers and Scottish, fat bastard great, and very funny, the second customer played the guy in wedding singer who did audition for Adam Sandler
I love how Walken is always looking away at the cue cards
WELCOME to SNL
@@joel6221 Walken moreso than most others
@@erickjason9092 yup!
"Looking"? He's burning holes through the cards, he's staring so hard.
@@guyincogneto8979 I know. Thats what makes it even funnier.
I want that bagpipe for my ringtone.
Mike Myers really owns the role. best acting of any of them.
Thankfully Mike Myers used this character as his father in. " I married an Axe murder". Not completely lost..
Sauchiehall Street on a Saturday night 😂🍺🏴
This sketch was kept, dusted off and used with Kyle MacLachlan when he hosted . SO IT TOTALLY WAS SEEN AGAIN! I excerpted it for the Mike Myers’s SNL section of The Hilarious Story of Canadian Comedy a show I made
It’s funny how hard it dies here and how hard it killed with Maclachlan
MacLachlan killed it in that one
@@zachlepp2341 For sure.
That's it! I knew I had seen it before but with MacLachlan.
"All Scottish cuisine is based on a dare!"
I’m from the Scottish highlands and I can’t stand Mike Myers, but he does do a decent accent. Probably helps that he’s Canadian and there’s loads of us over there!
🤣he did a better accent than Walken in this one , thanks for watching !
@@ghostsofVTurbexSkysthelimitvid ironic, since Walken was imitating his mother
Mr walken actually has family in scotland his cousins i believe lol hes actually visited my country to see them if i remember
This skit is 10x better than most of the crap SNL is pumping out today !! 🤯
This character became the dad on So I married an Axe murderer
Yes, his son had a "head like Sputnik!".
I love this a lot and equally as much as the one with Kyle.
Love this sketch. Funny and also endearing. Thanks for posting.
One of my favorite cast of SNL..
I am pretty sure this a version of this sketch was revived and aired when Kyle McLachlan hosted.
It is a very funny one indeed.
"It heeearts, it heeearts..."
LOL, I forgot about that part. Bring up your mother ... Chris, c'mon.
FULL repect to Mike Myers parent(s) who raised a clever, hard-working entertainer
You can hear that Christopher Walken coming out. It's great.
i laughed but not about the skit, it was definitely Walkens accent. I was reacting right away, the rest was soso at best.
That is the cutest sketch.
No surprise why this was cut, but I'm guessing this was the genesis of "So I Married An Axe Murderer", which I still like better than any of Mike's other movies.
They ended up saving this skit for Kyle McLachlan.
First time I ever heard Walken do an accent… it’s surprisingly not too bad lol. Better than I ever thought a Cristopher Walken Scottish accent would be. 🤣
Not too surprising, his mother was Scottish
His mother was from Glasgow.
It’s awful lol
Better than the USA/Australian Hybrid accent that Mel Gibson used for William Wallace
@@thomastodd3983 Or the 3 or 4 different accents used by Russell Crowe in Robin Hood.
One of my ALL TIME FAVORITE SNL SKETCHES EVER! I actually use that line alot and I am not even Scottish! Lol!
Mr. Walken makes all so casual, so natural..
5⭐
im still looking for his dvd, when i get it , i will put what i can up, sooner or later i will see it, this one is pretty good, but he has done some really funny stuff on SNL , better than this. Thanks for watching !
it's no bad coming from a glaswegian..His mum is glaswegian but you'd never really know. Mike Myers has been brought up surrounded by Scots in Canada having Scouse parents..But Mike Myers is WAY better at the accent.👌👌👌🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴
funny to see this - only today just watched film, " WILD MOUNTAIN THYME " with Walken & Emily Blunt
I still remember the bagpipe door buzzer from these airing live, originally. So funny.
This was the 1st time I've seen this and it was fantastically funny!
Oh god this was great wish SNL was still this good sigh 😢
Love Mike great comic actor..Walken great sport..tally ho pip pip !
Walken's Scottish accent is like how an alien thinks humans talk.
Well, there's a reason that one didn't air. It was amusing, but it didn't really get anywhere.
The first 30mins of "married an axe murderer " are mike myers at his funniest!
This is SNL at its best. Just like the Ole days.
I love how Mike pulls the same facial expression as he did in Wayne's world just after he said the all things Scottish part
This makes me so nostalgic for the time period.
Mike Myers aka Ronnie Barker as ARKWRIGHT in Open All Hours
C Walken sounds like the lead in HIGHLANDER
Watching Walken hyper-focus on the cue cards, slipping in and out of accent, while Myers ad-libs flawlessly is priceless.
Whoever cut this sketch from the show was onto something.
ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT 👍👍👏
I can see the roots of the dad he played in "So I Married an Axe Murderer".
True Scotsman would've charged for the haggis...
They ultimately did still use the "Everything Scottish" storyline because I remember distinctly the "If it's not Scottish it's crap!" line from back then. A lot of people were repeating that for a few weeks after it aired.
We recently took a cruise, and our last port of call was Halifax Nova Scotia. In the port souvenir shop, next to a kilt, the sign said, "if it's not Scottish, it's CRAP!" I almost fell over laughing.
@@thomasformanek465 - That's freaking awesome! LOL!
@1001Hobbies Also, I actually graduated from DeVry Istitute of Technology. We did not have books, we had pamphlets! The skit is spot on!
It's good to see Walken do a different accent. 💗
Good... Or crap!!
To be fair, his accent was more irish than Scottish!
I went to a Highlander game..The Irish jokes were hilarious
Good sketch.
This sketch aired, but with a different "son". (Kyle MacLachlan, I think.) Aside from that it was identical so far as I can remember. As you might guess from my name, this line of SNL sketches was popular in my house.
Christopher Walken is so delicious in a Kilt.
lol😜
I LOVE THE KILT BABY WOW
Human, the other OTHER white meat.. Human, it's what's for dinner!
Outstanding effort Mr Walken
Yes. I thought he did pretty well with the accent.
I'm Scottish and can confirm that this is an accurate depiction of a father son relationship in Scotland
Walken's accent is brilliant 🏴
reactions are mixed :) i like it , this wasnt bad , thanks for watching!
He's probably been doing it all his life. His Mom was Glaswegian.
This was definitely a test run for this character. Mike is dialed way back in this incarnation.
OMG, LOVED this!!!!! Too funny!
3:08 this isn’t the only time Christopher Walken plays an SNL character named Angus.
lol, didnt know that, but i dig the name :)
Colonel Angus!
Christopher Walken's mom was Scottish.
Well played sir
Wow! Christopher Walker is doing a fantastic job!!!!
Christopher Walken was good at whatever skit he was in.
And Victoria Jackson is such a sweetheart. She writes children’s books and is a real patriot.
One kilt, one whiskey, and one braveheart poster FREEEEDOOOOOMMM!!
It's DeVry. There's no books.
CLASSIC!
My grandfather came from "the old country" as a child of three in 1923, and he still had a slight accent. His mother, my Great Grandmother, was almost impossible to understand. Her accent was very thick, even after 70 years in America. That tiny old woman was as tough as nails though. She raised 5 boys and 2 girls mostly on her own.. My brother and I would sit and listen to them talk amongst themselves. It was if we were transported across an ocean and 100 years in the past.. Sadly, they're all gone now.
I'm laughin like you wouldn't believe.
Everyone in that skit is a legend in their own right.
Brilliant!!!
All Sottish Cuisine is Based on a Dare....Lmao...
This sketch wasn't cut, it actually aired. I remember seeing it.
Christopher Walken's mother was a Glaswegian.
wth is that ? lol
@@ghostsofVTurbexSkysthelimitvid A person from Glasgow, Scotland.
@@chriswardlaw5733 ok , thanks, might need that on trivia night lol
Whereas he comes off as a bit of a woodenwegian here, LOL. I kid, I kid.