All Things Scottish - Saturday Night Live

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  • Опубликовано: 28 ноя 2024

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  • @penelopeplimsoul3617
    @penelopeplimsoul3617 4 года назад +665

    One of my favorite segments. I love the dying bagpipes when the door shuts. 🤣😂

    • @geraldstephens6612
      @geraldstephens6612 3 года назад +26

      Would like to get that bagpipe doorbell as a ringtone.

    • @suzanneklaus5436
      @suzanneklaus5436 2 года назад +3

      I know right. Lol

    • @johndaugherty7465
      @johndaugherty7465 2 года назад +4

      The piping hamster runs out of breath...

    • @c.d.scalemodels9198
      @c.d.scalemodels9198 2 года назад +4

      @@geraldstephens6612 The dying bagpipes are just as good as Rodney Dangerfield's Rolls Royce horn sound from Caddyshack!!!!!! AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!

    • @Wildstar40
      @Wildstar40 2 года назад +3

      @@c.d.scalemodels9198
      Yeah but the best part of that movie was when Dangerfield drops anchor on Knight's sailboat sinking it then yells at him: "Hey ! You scratched my anchor !"

  • @seeteasea5497
    @seeteasea5497 4 года назад +1168

    As a Glasgow man born and raised I approve of greeting friends and family as “ya bastard”

    • @BarrySmithviolin
      @BarrySmithviolin 4 года назад +22

      From a Weegie! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇸

    • @stephenpesci1640
      @stephenpesci1640 3 года назад +7

      LOL cool that matters lol cheers Im from Nova scotia the sense of humor in a culture Yo can never keep a good people down lol

    • @dcgeorgia6307
      @dcgeorgia6307 3 года назад +5

      How is Mike's accent? I love Scottish accents, probably because I'm a Crawford. I saw the movie 'The Green Years' (1946) the other day and loved it. I really liked Charles Coburn who played Grandpa Gow, especially his accent. Though he was born in Macon, Georgia and grew up in Savannah, both his parents were Scotch-Irish Americans.

    • @seeteasea5497
      @seeteasea5497 3 года назад +8

      @@dcgeorgia6307 yeah his accent has always been a little bit stereotypical “Scottish” but it’s really not the worst I’ve heard (see Braveheart). All in all, he does a pretty good job

    • @finley_seth
      @finley_seth 3 года назад +3

      What tartan is mike wearing?

  • @Hupomone
    @Hupomone 4 года назад +251

    "It's my kidney now, ya bastard!"
    For some reason this killed me.

  • @joerules829
    @joerules829 Год назад +82

    I always love how the doorbell craps out at the end.

    • @annstevens6223
      @annstevens6223 7 месяцев назад +2

      It really is like strangling a cat. Not that I’d know.

    • @RS54321
      @RS54321 10 дней назад

      @@annstevens6223 🤣🤣

  • @facetiousmonkey5322
    @facetiousmonkey5322 4 года назад +1498

    At an English pub, i saw three large ladies speaking with what I thought was a Scottish accent...
    I said: "would you three lassies be from Scotland?"
    They looked back angrily.
    One hissed "It's Wales you idiot! Wales!"
    "My apologies. So you three whales are from Scotland?"
    I don't remember much of happened afterwards.

  • @rosskerr1439
    @rosskerr1439 Год назад +345

    “SCOTCH is a drink. SCOTS are a people. But we’re both quite tasty.”
    Feels like I’m watching Craig Ferguson. 😆

  • @stephenmiller2337
    @stephenmiller2337 3 года назад +496

    2 Canadians playing Scotsmen, with a poster of a Canadian playing a Scotsman, and the guy who gets kicked out is played by a Canadian. Gotta love that!

    • @blackjac5000
      @blackjac5000 2 года назад +16

      James Doohan was Scots Irish to begin with.

    • @stephenmiller2337
      @stephenmiller2337 2 года назад +19

      @@blackjac5000 still born in Canada and served in the Canadian military.

    • @blackjac5000
      @blackjac5000 2 года назад +2

      @@stephenmiller2337 Your point being...?

    • @jacktorrance2633
      @jacktorrance2633 Год назад +2

      Sutherland was born in the United Kingdom. Does that make you feel better?

    • @pidpit4397
      @pidpit4397 Год назад +17

      There's a lot of Scottish folks in Canada.

  • @joeywomer
    @joeywomer 2 года назад +136

    He got me at "If it's not Scottish, it's crap!"

  • @RobCamp-rmc_0
    @RobCamp-rmc_0 4 года назад +387

    I love the more bizarre sketches like this, and holy hell Kiefer really owned that brother role

    • @GRIMSBONIAN13
      @GRIMSBONIAN13 4 года назад +6

      Because he is a Douglas.

    • @wpdoyle
      @wpdoyle 4 года назад +25

      And they actually seem to have...memorized their lines. What a concept.

    • @vonakenyon7981
      @vonakenyon7981 3 года назад +2

      This was his best I agree but the one where he was Stuart Smalley's more successful cousin was pretty good too. Not really known for comedy but surprised me.

    • @corbelius6
      @corbelius6 3 года назад +2

      The Scotch tape store was Brilliant.

    • @Hidden8Knowledge
      @Hidden8Knowledge Год назад

      I'm shocked how good Kiefer was!

  • @BladeRunner-td8be
    @BladeRunner-td8be 3 года назад +117

    I didn't realize how funny Mike Myers actually was for many years. The guy has a sort of sneaky funniness to him which becomes stronger and more pronounced over time.

    • @williamjordan5554
      @williamjordan5554 2 года назад +4

      But he's impossible to work with reportedly.

    • @rootfish2671
      @rootfish2671 2 года назад +3

      He was much funnier early in his career

    • @KingJohnVA
      @KingJohnVA Месяц назад +1

      He is funny and I’m impressed with how he is able to memorize all his lines. Great performer

  • @robspencer35
    @robspencer35 4 года назад +624

    Mike Myers, Phil Hartman...oh, those were the good ol' days.

    • @jennyl.2689
      @jennyl.2689 4 года назад +17

      Dana Carvey!!!!

    • @TJ-kk5zf
      @TJ-kk5zf 4 года назад +6

      yes they were. these days suck

    • @kevincosgrove948
      @kevincosgrove948 4 года назад +4

      Legends

    • @bq4454
      @bq4454 4 года назад +6

      Two great Canadian lads.

    • @ChuckWortman
      @ChuckWortman 3 года назад +2

      @@TJ-kk5zf To be fair, there's some good skits today. Kate McKinnon can rival the best of them. But like a pro sports team, some years they have great players, and other years a great team. That was one of the best teams, bested only by the Murphy-Piscopo and the original and still the best cast IMHO.

  • @frankiedeans7637
    @frankiedeans7637 3 года назад +300

    As a Scottish person. This is pure gold..

    • @Bluesmusicno1
      @Bluesmusicno1 Год назад +3

      Aye definitely agree, scotch and wry, still game and rab c nesbit not forgetting the big yin billy connolly. All amazing 👏 but that sketch done a good job 👏

    • @steviemacmuttley
      @steviemacmuttley 8 месяцев назад +2

      Would ye no call yersel a Scotsman rather than a Scottsh "Person"? Mind you if you were a wummin you could say I am a Lassie - unless you consider a Lassie as a DUG?

    • @michaellavery4899
      @michaellavery4899 4 месяца назад

      ​@@steviemacmuttley
      Aye, yer no wrong.

    • @steviemacmuttley
      @steviemacmuttley 3 месяца назад +1

      @betha.6279 Im glad you find my humour funny...thats cos us Scottish guys know how to take the pish out of ourselves.

    • @kaizer1903
      @kaizer1903 13 дней назад +1

      I think this is total shite to be honest.

  • @peterleschinski8198
    @peterleschinski8198 7 лет назад +610

    If he gets that upset by someone mistaken Scotland with Ireland, I'd hate to see what would happen it someone come in and mistook Scotland with England.

    • @FloydSchooledCanelo
      @FloydSchooledCanelo 6 лет назад +32

      I would slap the shit out em

    • @haveanicegreenday
      @haveanicegreenday 5 лет назад +22

      bro it happend to a friend of mine,from glasgow. my american colleague , called him english guy , and i was like "daaaamnnn did you just called a caledonian a sasanach", booooy my friend was so pissed , the only thing he said was " go you cunt"

    • @jaydavid06brown95
      @jaydavid06brown95 4 года назад +25

      Id lose my shite if any body mistaken wi England also am fae Glasgow, tell yer pal tae visit Maryhill och aye love that mike Myers

    • @jasonflay8818
      @jasonflay8818 4 года назад +13

      He would bring out his butchering tools

    • @wes11bravo
      @wes11bravo 4 года назад +4

      Bad things.

  • @mark11967AD
    @mark11967AD 4 года назад +253

    Mike Meyers and Phil Hartman are as good of character actors as SNL ever had. Both awesome.

    • @kevincosgrove948
      @kevincosgrove948 4 года назад +5

      I used to watch SNL every Sat night. Meyers and “the glue” Hartman. Legends

    • @GHC3
      @GHC3 4 года назад +6

      There one movie they did together was So I married an American Murderer, too bad they did not get to do more.

    • @CaptainSpalding72
      @CaptainSpalding72 2 года назад +4

      Miss Phil. Poor bastard.. .

    • @thedarkestowl4224
      @thedarkestowl4224 2 года назад +1

      Great actors. Better than any of the crap on SNL now...

    • @rshaw002
      @rshaw002 2 года назад +3

      @@GHC3 So I Married an Axe Murderer, I need to watch this

  • @chimchimchow
    @chimchimchow 4 года назад +284

    I thought Kiefer was Sudeikis when he first walked in, which obviously wouldn’t make sense.

    • @ericguerra91
      @ericguerra91 4 года назад +30

      I thought the exact same thing

    • @chimchimchow
      @chimchimchow 4 года назад +6

      @@ericguerra91 haha right?!

    • @jflyiii1682
      @jflyiii1682 4 года назад +7

      Me too!!!

    • @roryross3878
      @roryross3878 4 года назад +22

      Thanks for sorting out who it actually was cause I was stumped.

    • @chimchimchow
      @chimchimchow 4 года назад +11

      @@roryross3878 yeah he kills the accent too, pretty sure his fam was Scottish

  • @chapter4444
    @chapter4444 3 года назад +48

    "It's my kidney now you bastard"
    😂😂

  • @SharkMinnow
    @SharkMinnow 6 лет назад +181

    Wow - Kiefer's Scottish accent might be better than Myers! Super good!

    • @gustavmarie
      @gustavmarie 5 лет назад +24

      Well..he's the grandson of Tommy Douglas ..the Scottish father of Canadian health care.

    • @xPlayboyB7x
      @xPlayboyB7x 4 года назад +10

      Honestly Kiefer is sounding pretty Irish throughout most of this. Myers is spot on 99% of the time. In Austin Powers and the Axe Murderer film it's amazing!

    • @bilbobaggins4710
      @bilbobaggins4710 4 года назад +6

      @gerard dearie I hear the government is importing Africans and saying they're just as Scottish as you are... I hope you can keep your culture in tact my friend...love and support from Florida USA 🙋

    • @noseferachoo
      @noseferachoo 4 года назад +7

      @@bilbobaggins4710 Don’t infect the rest of the world with American racism. It’s bad enough we have to deal with it. Hello from Chicago, a “radical democrat”-run city. 😁👍🏻🇺🇸

    • @keithwright8626
      @keithwright8626 4 года назад +8

      @@bilbobaggins4710 As a Scotsman who drinks beer and whisky, wears the kilt and listens to bagpipes you can take your racism and shove it up yir bahookie.

  • @tppercival5295
    @tppercival5295 8 лет назад +726

    If you close ya eyes, you'd imagine Shrek selling all things Scottish in his shop, and speaking to Troy McClure.

    • @samuelvarghese3320
      @samuelvarghese3320 7 лет назад +6

      Thomas Percival it's the same guy

    • @themechanic.9545
      @themechanic.9545 5 лет назад +5

      I AM picturing it.

    • @psychronic8327
      @psychronic8327 4 года назад +35

      Fairy god mother : this is the best love potion available
      Shrek : IF ITS NOT SCOTTISH ITS *CRAAAPPPPP*

    • @gator9339
      @gator9339 4 года назад +9

      Shrek,Troy McClure,The Ladies Man, and The Master Of Disguise all in one sketch

    • @keithpatrick156
      @keithpatrick156 4 года назад +15

      This is basically the prototype for Mike Myers' father in "So I Married an Ax Murderer"

  • @smill5653
    @smill5653 7 лет назад +111

    Love it when kiefer says its my kidney now ya bastard brilliant

  • @jimm3370
    @jimm3370 4 года назад +64

    OMG, I just realized Mike Meyer's is wearing a Queen's University tam! They give them out to all new 1st year students!

  • @Bendijester
    @Bendijester 4 года назад +105

    Phil Hartman - one of my FAVORITE comedians!!! You are missed! R.I.P.

  • @gpan62
    @gpan62 4 года назад +137

    Kiefer Sutherland is of Scottish ancestry. His grandfather Tommy Douglas is the father of Medicare in Canada.

    • @jennyl.2689
      @jennyl.2689 4 года назад +5

      Jack Bauer! 😄

    • @marsneedstowels
      @marsneedstowels 4 года назад

      @Brandi Lord The what?

    • @bassmangotdbluz3547
      @bassmangotdbluz3547 4 года назад +1

      Just to be sure, you realize that the Scot brother who visits the store is played by cast member Jason Sudeikis and not Kiefer Sutherland, right? They do bear a slight resemblance.

    • @PsychoGallagher
      @PsychoGallagher 4 года назад +10

      @@bassmangotdbluz3547 You do realize that this is a skit from the late 80s early 90s? I mean, there's Phil Hartman in it!

    • @IvanPodborsky
      @IvanPodborsky 4 года назад +5

      @@bassmangotdbluz3547 you are wrong ya bastard! www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/cast/kiefer-sutherland-56026

  • @georgej1019
    @georgej1019 4 года назад +373

    I'm Scottish, and usually get annoyed at other nationalities taking the mickey out of our accent 😠🤯 but this was funny, I had tears running down my cheeks at Kiefer Sutherland's take on Scottish 🤣🤣🤣

    • @vterlemezian
      @vterlemezian 2 года назад +13

      I heard a Scotsman hates a nickel cause it's not a dime

    • @backdraft57
      @backdraft57 2 года назад +1

      @@vterlemezian and did you know two Scotsmen invented copper wire fighting over a penny

    • @pigs6486
      @pigs6486 2 года назад +1

      It's my kidney now you bastard

    • @leonrussell9607
      @leonrussell9607 2 года назад +3

      @@vterlemezian what's that even mean?

    • @ccggenius
      @ccggenius 2 года назад

      "Brother's and sisters are natural enemies, like Englishmen and Scots, or Welshmen and Scots, or Japanese and Scots, or Scots and other Scots. Damn Scots, they ruined Scotland!" "You Scots sure are a contentious people." "You just made an enemy for life!"
      @@leonrussell9607 Scots are notorious skinflints. Does the phrase "tighter than a Scotsman's coin purse" ring a bell?

  • @TheJDfairy
    @TheJDfairy 10 лет назад +340

    If it's not Scottish, IT'S CRAAAP! Lol So funny and so true. :D

    • @aigeh1326
      @aigeh1326 9 лет назад +7

      THIS HAD ME DYING!!!!! XD

    • @zeroxox777
      @zeroxox777 4 года назад +5

      No, this is craaap.

    • @JOHN----DOE
      @JOHN----DOE 3 года назад +7

      Except it's not CRAAAP, It's SHITE

    • @janisthompson9801
      @janisthompson9801 3 года назад +1

      Craaaap and shite are still used in my family❤️🇨🇦❤️

    • @TatankaTaylor
      @TatankaTaylor 3 года назад

      Their football team is crap tho.

  • @theycallmemrboombastic6870
    @theycallmemrboombastic6870 4 года назад +192

    Being Scottish I love this lol and they've hit all the cultural sterio types bang on

  • @Noname-xi7xi
    @Noname-xi7xi 2 года назад +105

    Simply brilliant, so funny I can't get enough; never thaught Kiefer Sutherland could pull such a good Scottish accent.

    • @ochayethegnu2915
      @ochayethegnu2915 19 дней назад +3

      It was pish. Utter crap. Worse than Myers’.

    • @Noname-xi7xi
      @Noname-xi7xi 17 дней назад

      @@ochayethegnu2915
      WOW, relax chief, forgot to take the magic pills....🤔
      I said it was good considering he's not Scottish, don't you think?
      I bet you couldn't pull an American accent even if your life depended from that.

    • @jmyers5908
      @jmyers5908 10 дней назад +1

      He said he was from Glasgow and that's not a Glaswegian accent in the slightest

  • @CitizenKang
    @CitizenKang 4 года назад +22

    That bagpipe door bell has been in my head since this first aired.

  • @mareshahwalton1892
    @mareshahwalton1892 2 года назад +7

    Lol! The desire to fight and then the “I love you” is so true! Also, the “Get Out” part is true!

  • @surrealcereal603
    @surrealcereal603 4 года назад +29

    I have not seen this since it originally aired on TV when I was a wee lad... and I always loved it and OMG it's even more brilliant now that I have grown old and watched Mike Meyers' career over the past 30 years post SNL.

  • @nancymorrison9978
    @nancymorrison9978 4 года назад +93

    Phil Hartman... A National Treasure.😊

    • @wingedscourge
      @wingedscourge 4 года назад +4

      He's one of Canada's many great contributions to the world of comedy

    • @andrewdonatelli6953
      @andrewdonatelli6953 3 года назад +1

      Three Canadian national treasures in that sketch.

    • @jackiepowell7513
      @jackiepowell7513 6 месяцев назад +1

      Whacko wife, he grossly underestimated her. I m sure no idea!!

    • @alexpastor8582
      @alexpastor8582 2 месяца назад

      ​@@jackiepowell7513 public announcement, dont marry cocaine addicts

  • @s7s7Joy
    @s7s7Joy Год назад +12

    I'm PUERTO-RICAN....and yet I wouldnt mind having that Scottish doorbell! LMAO! 🤣🤣

    • @stevevirginia308
      @stevevirginia308 Год назад +1

      If your sister be Jena Ortega, you got yourself a deal laddie

  • @cforsyth1201
    @cforsyth1201 2 года назад +30

    As a Scotsman myself, this is a great performance from Mike Myers 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

  • @KingdomKali
    @KingdomKali 4 года назад +32

    "I'll kick ya so hard in the groonies you'll be peein' out yer mouth!" I've got to use that one 😂

  • @SadInc.
    @SadInc. 9 лет назад +143

    I don't think I ever saw Myers breaking character or cracking up

    • @derrickbird9676
      @derrickbird9676 3 года назад +8

      He was a pro

    • @broken_disco_ball
      @broken_disco_ball 3 года назад +8

      Notoriously difficult to work with (at least on movie sets) but he was a total pro

  • @EmeraldWoodArchives
    @EmeraldWoodArchives 2 года назад +47

    I remember all us kids in 5th grade doing Scottish accents the following Monday after watching this skit.

  • @davidmcginness6718
    @davidmcginness6718 8 лет назад +142

    Oh my god the tasty joke was so Scottish! That's the exact kind of humor the older people have here and ya just have to laugh at it.

  • @ImCarolB
    @ImCarolB 4 года назад +38

    My mother's family was Scottish and she loved these skits.

  • @atrain84
    @atrain84 4 года назад +187

    So I Married An Axe Murderer...the early years.

    • @sethtwc
      @sethtwc 4 года назад +6

      Pretty much all his movie characters have been seen on SNL

    • @JDillander91
      @JDillander91 4 года назад +3

      Great movie!

    • @darkchi0
      @darkchi0 4 года назад +10

      HEEEED MOOOOVE

    • @christianmarler2253
      @christianmarler2253 4 года назад +10

      "So I Married An Axe Murderer Named Fat Bastard"

    • @bassmangotdbluz3547
      @bassmangotdbluz3547 4 года назад +4

      "Harriet, Sweeeeet Harriet" ..."Woman, WOAH-HUH-HUH-MAN!" ... "THE PIPER IS DOWWWWN!".

  • @sopyleecrypt6899
    @sopyleecrypt6899 5 лет назад +123

    Keifer Sutherland rocking the Scots accent.

    • @ownpetard8379
      @ownpetard8379 4 года назад +3

      I was wrong. Sorry. My comment was CRAP!

    • @blujazz10000
      @blujazz10000 3 года назад +7

      Aye, the Sutherlands of the Highlands.

  • @TTony-tu6dm
    @TTony-tu6dm 4 года назад +77

    The “I’ll have to pay you later” shot over everyone’s head

    • @shawnhall9622
      @shawnhall9622 4 года назад +1

      Please explain..I noticed the joke but didn't get it

    • @TTony-tu6dm
      @TTony-tu6dm 4 года назад +10

      @@shawnhall9622 sorry I’ve tried to answer you a couple of times but they keep removing my post I guess it violates some guideline. The joke has to do with a certain stereotype of Scottish people

    • @shawnhall9622
      @shawnhall9622 4 года назад +1

      Thanks for trying

    • @stupidchannelreq
      @stupidchannelreq 4 года назад +4

      reminded me of the Monty Python skit about Ewan McTeagle

    • @hillkill746
      @hillkill746 4 года назад +19

      Scots have an undeserved reputation for being tight with money.

  • @lisabinhawaii
    @lisabinhawaii 4 года назад +92

    I just watch this for the song playing when the door opens 😆😆😆

    • @revolutionday1
      @revolutionday1 4 года назад +11

      Any time something goes wrong in my life, I hear the sound of that deflating bagpipe in my head.

    • @lisabinhawaii
      @lisabinhawaii 3 года назад +3

      @@revolutionday1 😄😄😄 I'm gonna do that too... will make a lot of bad situations better 👍

    • @graveyardghost2603
      @graveyardghost2603 3 года назад +2

      I know, right? 😆

    • @louisb5563
      @louisb5563 3 года назад +2

      @@revolutionday1 🤣😄🤣😆🤣😂Brilliant 👍

  • @RickGrimesboomshaka
    @RickGrimesboomshaka Год назад +19

    As a Scotsman I can confirm that whenever a sibling brings up the fact they’re a sibling all fighting stops.
    Why do you think there’s not been a Scottish civil war?
    🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

  • @NeonDruid13
    @NeonDruid13 3 года назад +10

    "He's going to ruin my kidney!" i nearly pissed myself

  • @notsure1277
    @notsure1277 3 года назад +36

    Not carried by All Things Scottish: a picture of Sean Connery in Scotland.

  • @codybarber796
    @codybarber796 3 года назад +16

    Gotta get that bagpipe sound as my doorbell/ringtone.

  • @stumckinlay5390
    @stumckinlay5390 2 года назад +28

    Finally someone who can do a Scots accent… well done Keifer.

  • @johnkratz2476
    @johnkratz2476 4 года назад +26

    "I hope ya got a thirsty mop laddie, 'cause it's gonna be a bloodbath"

  • @Olliemets
    @Olliemets 3 года назад +47

    This was a great era for the show. Loved this cast. Phil perhaps my favorite SNL guy of all time. I worked around the show at this time so got to see these guys and women. Phil was a commercial artist before he got into comedy and actually did some album covers for bands in the 70s. Was very engaging with the crew. To take someone elses comment, SNL is very much like a sports team. There's constant turnover and some seasons they have the right mix of writers and performers and its magic. Other seasons...not so much. RIP Phil.

    • @BobPagani
      @BobPagani Год назад +3

      I have a friend who used to do occasional extra work on SNL. He had also been Dennis Miller's roommate for a time. He told me Phil Hartman was an absolutely great guy who was extremely friendly with everyone and had no attitude about being a TV star.

    • @danielcarter305
      @danielcarter305 Год назад

      I love Phil when he was on News Radio! His character always had me ROFLMAO!

  • @Zippo_Squeeze
    @Zippo_Squeeze 2 года назад +10

    I grew up with my dad saying "If it's not scottish, it's crap" and I never knew what it came from.

  • @kerikah
    @kerikah 2 года назад +16

    The line about Sputnik also appears in So I Married an Axe Murderer when the Scottish dad is making fun of his son. Incidentally, the dad also describes the Pentavarate in that movie, many years before it became a Netflix series.

    • @OfficialDangus
      @OfficialDangus 2 года назад +3

      Head. Move. Now.

    • @JBinFL
      @JBinFL 2 года назад

      The giant heeed

    • @bossfan49
      @bossfan49 Год назад +2

      "Aye, that one was offsides, eh? He'll probably cry 'imself to sleep tonight on 'is 'uge pillow."

  • @bassmangotdbluz3547
    @bassmangotdbluz3547 4 года назад +166

    Scots don't call it Scotch, they call it Whiskey.

    • @ShotgunBlues92
      @ShotgunBlues92 4 года назад +72

      And we spell it 'Whisky', without an 'e'.
      Now get out! Mr NocantellthedifferencebetweenScotlandandIreland!

    • @johncopple6479
      @johncopple6479 4 года назад +4

      @@ShotgunBlues92 Correct . Or Usqabaugh. If I am not mistaken 🥃🥃 Cheers

    • @pillettadoinswartsh4974
      @pillettadoinswartsh4974 4 года назад +6

      Wheskay

    • @pianoflat
      @pianoflat 4 года назад +5

      Is toil leam uisge beatha 🥃

    • @bassmangotdbluz3547
      @bassmangotdbluz3547 3 года назад +1

      HEEEEAD !!!

  • @agentxdigitalvideo
    @agentxdigitalvideo 3 года назад +28

    this is one of the greatest SNL sketches of all time and oft quoted by my friends and I to this day!

    • @rynehall9990
      @rynehall9990 3 года назад +3

      Same here

    • @marialvarez384
      @marialvarez384 9 месяцев назад +1

      Duff Goldman just quoted it on the Spring Baking championship 😆

  • @ThatJohnKillion1970
    @ThatJohnKillion1970 4 года назад +106

    Wait until he finds out Scotty isn't actually Scottish.

    • @LiqdPT
      @LiqdPT 4 года назад +26

      Nope, he was Canadian. Just like Mike Myers and Kiefer Sutherland.

    • @skinflutey
      @skinflutey 4 года назад +11

      He was of Irish decent too

    • @vicmclaglen1631
      @vicmclaglen1631 4 года назад +7

      Yeah, "If it's not Scottish it's crap!" Lemme have one of those Scotty posters...

    • @delorme9
      @delorme9 4 года назад +3

      @@LiqdPT so was Phil Hartman from Ontario

    • @Qermaq
      @Qermaq 4 года назад +10

      Doohan was not Scottish. But Scotty most certainly was.

  • @1blackballed
    @1blackballed 14 дней назад +2

    None of your wee English measures lol😂😂

  • @HolandaChiquita
    @HolandaChiquita 7 лет назад +168

    Now I'm just reading all the comment in a Scottish accent...

  • @francisdeans402
    @francisdeans402 Год назад +8

    The very best respect from Edinburgh Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

  • @oraculox
    @oraculox 2 года назад +10

    Loving Mike Meyers Scott accent impression, I got to say Kiefer´s accent is really on point!
    And there is something in that rough-sueary-brawly family loving really similar to Italians.

  • @krassos
    @krassos 4 года назад +44

    Here in 2020, Where do I get that hit from the bagpipes as a ringtone?

    • @dalethelander3781
      @dalethelander3781 4 года назад

      Try Zedge, it's got everything.

    • @seekingwisdom8
      @seekingwisdom8 4 года назад +1

      @@dalethelander3781 ya Bastard, do they have everything Scottish?

    • @dalethelander3781
      @dalethelander3781 4 года назад +3

      @@seekingwisdom8 I hae no looked yet, ya wee girl!
      😉

    • @seekingwisdom8
      @seekingwisdom8 4 года назад +2

      @@dalethelander3781 ya damn bastard, Ay bin relaxed, reedy to slep but ye bag o shite woke me laughing like only a damn silly bastard would do

    • @dalethelander3781
      @dalethelander3781 4 года назад +1

      @@seekingwisdom8 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @codjh9
    @codjh9 2 года назад +9

    I'm part Scottish, and re: the mistaking of something Irish for being Scottish, the first time I was in the UK (quite a few years ago), I was a young student and was having a great time, but hadn't noticed the differences between the Welsh dragon and the Scottish lion. I asked a woman in a store in Edinburgh about a sweater, and probably mentioned a 'dragon', and it was like she became John Cleese in a Monty Python skit, and told me 'It's not a bloody Welsh dragon! It's a Scottish Lion!'. I've never mixed 'em up since!

  • @craigb2279
    @craigb2279 4 года назад +36

    Man I miss Phil Hartman he was a comic genius

  • @GrenOulio
    @GrenOulio 4 года назад +24

    I lived in Edinburgh for 3 years. But for the shopkeeper in full kilt, this is rather accurate.....

  • @AE-pv9vc
    @AE-pv9vc Месяц назад +2

    Someone playing with props on SNL: hey guys! This bag pipe sound is made everytime you pull the string!
    Mike Myers: i have an idea!

  • @dareeljd8038
    @dareeljd8038 3 года назад +21

    I love this so much😂 being from Glasgow, I really love the stereo types and how Over the top they are 😂😂 also being from Glasgow it's really rare to see people in kilts, only at weddings and events as such😂😂

    • @drrd4127
      @drrd4127 2 года назад +1

      It is rare to see people in kilts for casual wear anywhere in Scotland. We have truly became custom to Adidas trackie pants and Levi's jeans.

    • @jamiemckechnie3662
      @jamiemckechnie3662 2 года назад +1

      My family came from Paisley.

    • @renroxhrd
      @renroxhrd 2 года назад +1

      Isnt another stereotype always being drunk or is that Ireland?

  • @djslick1
    @djslick1 17 дней назад +1

    😂😂 as a scot myself thats not a been Glasgow accent for about 800 years 😂😂😂 but they nailed the Highlands lingo 😂😂 ayeee a doooo ❤

  • @attorneyrobert
    @attorneyrobert Год назад +6

    Mike Meyers is a comedic genius. That is all.

    • @adamuzumaki98
      @adamuzumaki98 Год назад

      And Mike sounds like Shrek. He’s like a human Shrek.

  • @rhanemann9100
    @rhanemann9100 5 месяцев назад +2

    "Sputnik" bit went right into So I Married An Axe Murderer.

  • @robertporter6641
    @robertporter6641 3 года назад +3

    Close your eyes and you can almost mishear him saying “Donkey! Donkey, get out here and bring some more Scotty posters with you!” That Scottish accent impression has carried Mike Myers to so much money it’s crazy.

  • @geo6519
    @geo6519 4 года назад +24

    if it's not scottish,it's crap.scotland centre of the universe.

    • @jerryrichardson2799
      @jerryrichardson2799 4 года назад +2

      For some people. I won't say you're wrong.

    • @tanyakasim3988
      @tanyakasim3988 4 года назад +2

      As someone of some Scottish ancestry, I agree.

    • @geo6519
      @geo6519 4 года назад +2

      Tanya Kasim how Scottish?

    • @tanyakasim3988
      @tanyakasim3988 4 года назад

      @@geo6519 Not sure exactly how much, but my maternal great-grandmother, her parents, and siblings were born in Scotland. One of the Ramsays had Patullo as a middle name.

    • @TheBandit025Nova
      @TheBandit025Nova Месяц назад

      So I take America and Canada orbits around Scotland

  • @Nunya_Bidness_53
    @Nunya_Bidness_53 3 года назад +10

    There literally was a place like this down the street from me in high school. "Scottish Modern Enterprises", kilts, bagpipes, bagpipe music CDs, Socttish tea room with meat pies... basically all things Scottish. 🤓 Oddly they also had a submarine sandwich shop on the side of the building...

    • @davidwarner3326
      @davidwarner3326 2 года назад

      It's almost as if comedy has a bit of truth to it...

  • @theconsciousobserver6829
    @theconsciousobserver6829 4 года назад +7

    "Well at least I have a brother"....that's how you bring people away from their anger lol keep reminding them

  • @shelleywantiez7964
    @shelleywantiez7964 4 года назад +6

    Keifer Sutherland was bloody awesome in this skit

  • @justinhopper5941
    @justinhopper5941 Год назад +9

    Love it lol. In his movie “so I married an ace murderer” he plays a riff off this character and it’s hilarious as well

  • @c.darlingbarlow5106
    @c.darlingbarlow5106 4 года назад +61

    Stewart's brother sounds more Scottish than Stewart.

    • @sdseals2076
      @sdseals2076 4 года назад +3

      In real life, he's a trained actor versus a comedian on a sketch show.

    • @christco120
      @christco120 4 года назад +2

      @@sdseals2076 Mike Myers is basically doing an impression of his own dad in these sketches, he was a Scottish immigrant to Canada, if I recall correctly

    • @sdseals2076
      @sdseals2076 4 года назад +1

      @@christco120 I didn’t say he was bad. I’m just replying to the person who said Keifer Sutherland is better at the accent. I’m just stating Keifer is more trained to do accents. I have no idea what his father sounds like. Or if his accent is good or bad. I was replying to a comment.

    • @christco120
      @christco120 4 года назад +1

      @@sdseals2076 same here, no need to be all defensive. I was just saying what I thought was an interesting fact, not trying to criticize you.

    • @ryanorlando1122
      @ryanorlando1122 4 года назад +1

      @@christco120 You are recalling incorrectly, his parents were from Liverpool

  • @shermanhatch2716
    @shermanhatch2716 Год назад +1

    “Welcome to all things Scottish if it’s not Scottish IT’S CRAP”-mike Myers 💙🤍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 love this I’m Scottish and Irish but mostly Scottish! Gotta love the Scotts from Salt Lake City usa and live in Colorado Springs Colorado ❤️🤍💙

  • @Jawsnake
    @Jawsnake 4 года назад +24

    Nobody mentioning this is clearly where Mike Myers got his Shrek voice. Chris Farley was cast to be the original voice though RIP

    • @bossfan49
      @bossfan49 3 года назад +1

      There's at least 100 comments that mention Shrek. And Myers used his Scottish accent for two other characters before Shrek. Fat Bastard in the Austin Powers movies for one. And the character in this sketch is almost identical to the one he played in So I Married An Axe Murderer. He softened it up a lot for Shrek.

  • @wboyle9721
    @wboyle9721 17 дней назад +2

    Glaswegians love each other a good fight then a good loving hug 😅😅😅❤❤❤❤

  • @AllTheBestCO
    @AllTheBestCO 3 года назад +4

    Too funny@ 1:20: ". . . knowing that I don't come after you with butchering tools!"

  • @kennethmelnychuk9737
    @kennethmelnychuk9737 4 года назад +9

    I saw a Scotsman ripping down his wallpaper
    Oh, was he renovating?
    No, he was moving. 😂😁😄

  • @dantyler6907
    @dantyler6907 4 года назад +11

    One of the few skits Myers did that made me think he's going somewhere.
    Watch his Scottish character as he begins to fight... locked elbows...
    Myers was almost ALWAYS a prize on SNL!

    • @bossfan49
      @bossfan49 3 года назад

      I thought almost all his stuff was great. Sprockets, Coffee Talk with Linda Richman, Simon, Lothar of the Hill People, Wayne's World, plus a one-time sketch of a Japanese game show.

  • @henryholly8472
    @henryholly8472 Год назад +2

    I want that door chime

  • @matthewbesson5367
    @matthewbesson5367 4 года назад +3

    1:20 is hilarious. I love the shoulder rolling.

  • @tmart43
    @tmart43 Год назад +2

    That was the craziest impression of the lucky charms leprechaun I’ve ever heard😂

  • @maconescotland8996
    @maconescotland8996 4 года назад +25

    05:39 - "hen" - that is real 100% working class Scottish vernacular.

    • @zoe-janesutherland4359
      @zoe-janesutherland4359 4 года назад

      Agreed, where I come from in Scotland that is a word that is commonly used.

    • @duncancallum
      @duncancallum 2 года назад

      @@zoe-janesutherland4359 That's right hen.

  • @jak_the_buddha
    @jak_the_buddha 18 дней назад +1

    Kiefer Sutherlands nuances in the language are well good. He said "Bastard" like an actual Glaswegian: "Bastart"

  • @CuriousGoodsJessica
    @CuriousGoodsJessica 4 года назад +9

    Yes! I've been looking for this sketch forever, I don't know why but I remember I laughed until I cried the first time I heard the "if it's not Scottish it's crap!"

    • @acousticsoundz1985
      @acousticsoundz1985 4 года назад +1

      Im Scottish. I actually am. Its braw cold here the nicht. A wiz oot takin ma kidney furra walk...the wee bastard..

    • @dalethelander3781
      @dalethelander3781 4 года назад

      I think there was a sequel skit with Sir Patrick Stewart.

  • @steviemcmanus6681
    @steviemcmanus6681 Год назад +1

    Fifer all my days and hearing the hen put in there made my day 🤣 did no expect that lol

  • @thanoscar6897
    @thanoscar6897 5 лет назад +24

    The shortbread thing was accurate as hell
    The Glasgow accent was shite cause it was too easy to understand but still pretty damn funny

  • @Harry_Stylus
    @Harry_Stylus Год назад +1

    When I was young I had a t shirt with this slogan on it I got in Guelph, Ontario at a real life version of this store 😂

  • @TheAIishere
    @TheAIishere 2 года назад +4

    I'm scot-irish. (Scott's deported to Ireland, then deported to America circa 1700s) this is fundamentally true amongst my older relatives, except the accent is New England...

  • @blueartistathotmail
    @blueartistathotmail Год назад +2

    Wow Kiefer Sutherland was really good.

  • @josephambrocio4169
    @josephambrocio4169 4 года назад +10

    Welcome to everything Scottish, if it's not Scottish its CRAP!!! I love it

  • @wvr653
    @wvr653 3 месяца назад +2

    "It's maw kidney naw ya bastard wee man, am gonna split ya wit maw Claymore rite naw!!
    That would be more accurate Scottish phase.

  • @Vejur9000
    @Vejur9000 3 года назад +42

    Losing Phil Hartman so young, was a blow to comedy television.

  • @MartheevManor
    @MartheevManor 5 месяцев назад +1

    I heard sound clips from this a long time ago. I never realized there was more than one skit (though I did think the "it's CRAP!" line didn't sound quite right). Now to find the one with "three sizes".

  • @renorailfanning5465
    @renorailfanning5465 4 года назад +3

    Mike Myers reaction right after Keifer makes the "...peeing out your mouth" cracks me up. I don't know if he's breaking character, the character was supposed to act confused or he forgot his line for a second.

  • @chasing_dragons
    @chasing_dragons Год назад +2

    I miss the late 80's and early 90's really bad.

  • @jamesl9371
    @jamesl9371 4 года назад +14

    He’s going to ruin my kidney

  • @vinnymac7565
    @vinnymac7565 10 месяцев назад +1

    He refined this character for So I Married an Axe Murderer.

  • @jamesskingley5751
    @jamesskingley5751 4 года назад +3

    "It's my kidney now ye bastard" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @hilariohermosa8343
    @hilariohermosa8343 6 месяцев назад +1

    "He's gonna ruin my kidney".... "Its my kidney now" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂