All Things Scottish - Saturday Night Live
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At this variety store, the slogan is "If it's not Scottish, it's crap!" The storeowner and his estranged brother continually fight and then reconcile. Aired 11/02/91
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One of my favorite segments. I love the dying bagpipes when the door shuts. 🤣😂
Would like to get that bagpipe doorbell as a ringtone.
I know right. Lol
The piping hamster runs out of breath...
@@geraldstephens6612 The dying bagpipes are just as good as Rodney Dangerfield's Rolls Royce horn sound from Caddyshack!!!!!! AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
@@c.d.scalemodels9198
Yeah but the best part of that movie was when Dangerfield drops anchor on Knight's sailboat sinking it then yells at him: "Hey ! You scratched my anchor !"
As a Glasgow man born and raised I approve of greeting friends and family as “ya bastard”
From a Weegie! 🏴🇺🇸
LOL cool that matters lol cheers Im from Nova scotia the sense of humor in a culture Yo can never keep a good people down lol
How is Mike's accent? I love Scottish accents, probably because I'm a Crawford. I saw the movie 'The Green Years' (1946) the other day and loved it. I really liked Charles Coburn who played Grandpa Gow, especially his accent. Though he was born in Macon, Georgia and grew up in Savannah, both his parents were Scotch-Irish Americans.
@@dcgeorgia6307 yeah his accent has always been a little bit stereotypical “Scottish” but it’s really not the worst I’ve heard (see Braveheart). All in all, he does a pretty good job
What tartan is mike wearing?
"It's my kidney now, ya bastard!"
For some reason this killed me.
It kilt me
"Get in mah belly!"
“SCOTCH is a drink. SCOTS are a people. But we’re both quite tasty.”
Feels like I’m watching Craig Ferguson. 😆
TOOTSIE FROOTSIE!
Wassacominago...
As a Scottish person. This is pure gold..
Aye definitely agree, scotch and wry, still game and rab c nesbit not forgetting the big yin billy connolly. All amazing 👏 but that sketch done a good job 👏
Would ye no call yersel a Scotsman rather than a Scottsh "Person"? Mind you if you were a wummin you could say I am a Lassie - unless you consider a Lassie as a DUG?
He got me at "If it's not Scottish, it's crap!"
I always love how the doorbell craps out at the end.
It really is like strangling a cat. Not that I’d know.
I love the more bizarre sketches like this, and holy hell Kiefer really owned that brother role
Because he is a Douglas.
And they actually seem to have...memorized their lines. What a concept.
This was his best I agree but the one where he was Stuart Smalley's more successful cousin was pretty good too. Not really known for comedy but surprised me.
The Scotch tape store was Brilliant.
I'm shocked how good Kiefer was!
2 Canadians playing Scotsmen, with a poster of a Canadian playing a Scotsman, and the guy who gets kicked out is played by a Canadian. Gotta love that!
James Doohan was Scots Irish to begin with.
@@blackjac5000 still born in Canada and served in the Canadian military.
@@stephenmiller2337 Your point being...?
Sutherland was born in the United Kingdom. Does that make you feel better?
There's a lot of Scottish folks in Canada.
Mike Myers, Phil Hartman...oh, those were the good ol' days.
Dana Carvey!!!!
yes they were. these days suck
Legends
Two great Canadian lads.
@@TJ-kk5zf To be fair, there's some good skits today. Kate McKinnon can rival the best of them. But like a pro sports team, some years they have great players, and other years a great team. That was one of the best teams, bested only by the Murphy-Piscopo and the original and still the best cast IMHO.
I didn't realize how funny Mike Myers actually was for many years. The guy has a sort of sneaky funniness to him which becomes stronger and more pronounced over time.
But he's impossible to work with reportedly.
He was much funnier early in his career
Simply brilliant, so funny I can't get enough; never thaught Kiefer Sutherland could pull such a good Scottish accent.
At an English pub, i saw three large ladies speaking with what I thought was a Scottish accent...
I said: "would you three lassies be from Scotland?"
They looked back angrily.
One hissed "It's Wales you idiot! Wales!"
"My apologies. So you three whales are from Scotland?"
I don't remember much of happened afterwards.
lol
Omg
That ... Is funny ! lol
Not surprised, but voted up.
Great Joke 😆💯
"It's my kidney now you bastard"
😂😂
Being Scottish I love this lol and they've hit all the cultural sterio types bang on
I'm PUERTO-RICAN....and yet I wouldnt mind having that Scottish doorbell! LMAO! 🤣🤣
If your sister be Jena Ortega, you got yourself a deal laddie
Mike Meyers and Phil Hartman are as good of character actors as SNL ever had. Both awesome.
I used to watch SNL every Sat night. Meyers and “the glue” Hartman. Legends
There one movie they did together was So I married an American Murderer, too bad they did not get to do more.
Miss Phil. Poor bastard.. .
Great actors. Better than any of the crap on SNL now...
@@GHC3 So I Married an Axe Murderer, I need to watch this
Love it when kiefer says its my kidney now ya bastard brilliant
WHO???
If he gets that upset by someone mistaken Scotland with Ireland, I'd hate to see what would happen it someone come in and mistook Scotland with England.
I would slap the shit out em
bro it happend to a friend of mine,from glasgow. my american colleague , called him english guy , and i was like "daaaamnnn did you just called a caledonian a sasanach", booooy my friend was so pissed , the only thing he said was " go you cunt"
Id lose my shite if any body mistaken wi England also am fae Glasgow, tell yer pal tae visit Maryhill och aye love that mike Myers
He would bring out his butchering tools
Bad things.
I thought Kiefer was Sudeikis when he first walked in, which obviously wouldn’t make sense.
I thought the exact same thing
@@ericguerra91 haha right?!
Me too!!!
Thanks for sorting out who it actually was cause I was stumped.
@@roryross3878 yeah he kills the accent too, pretty sure his fam was Scottish
If you close ya eyes, you'd imagine Shrek selling all things Scottish in his shop, and speaking to Troy McClure.
Thomas Percival it's the same guy
I AM picturing it.
Fairy god mother : this is the best love potion available
Shrek : IF ITS NOT SCOTTISH ITS *CRAAAPPPPP*
Shrek,Troy McClure,The Ladies Man, and The Master Of Disguise all in one sketch
This is basically the prototype for Mike Myers' father in "So I Married an Ax Murderer"
Wow - Kiefer's Scottish accent might be better than Myers! Super good!
Well..he's the grandson of Tommy Douglas ..the Scottish father of Canadian health care.
Honestly Kiefer is sounding pretty Irish throughout most of this. Myers is spot on 99% of the time. In Austin Powers and the Axe Murderer film it's amazing!
@gerard dearie I hear the government is importing Africans and saying they're just as Scottish as you are... I hope you can keep your culture in tact my friend...love and support from Florida USA 🙋
@@bilbobaggins4710 Don’t infect the rest of the world with American racism. It’s bad enough we have to deal with it. Hello from Chicago, a “radical democrat”-run city. 😁👍🏻🇺🇸
@@bilbobaggins4710 As a Scotsman who drinks beer and whisky, wears the kilt and listens to bagpipes you can take your racism and shove it up yir bahookie.
LOL - “It’s MY kidney now, ya bahstarrrd!”
Phil Hartman... A National Treasure.😊
He's one of Canada's many great contributions to the world of comedy
Three Canadian national treasures in that sketch.
Whacko wife, he grossly underestimated her. I m sure no idea!!
If it's not Scottish, IT'S CRAAAP! Lol So funny and so true. :D
THIS HAD ME DYING!!!!! XD
No, this is craaap.
Except it's not CRAAAP, It's SHITE
Craaaap and shite are still used in my family❤️🇨🇦❤️
Their football team is crap tho.
OMG, I just realized Mike Meyer's is wearing a Queen's University tam! They give them out to all new 1st year students!
Kiefer Sutherland is of Scottish ancestry. His grandfather Tommy Douglas is the father of Medicare in Canada.
Jack Bauer! 😄
@Brandi Lord The what?
Just to be sure, you realize that the Scot brother who visits the store is played by cast member Jason Sudeikis and not Kiefer Sutherland, right? They do bear a slight resemblance.
@@bassmangotdbluz3547 You do realize that this is a skit from the late 80s early 90s? I mean, there's Phil Hartman in it!
@@bassmangotdbluz3547 you are wrong ya bastard! www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/cast/kiefer-sutherland-56026
Phil Hartman - one of my FAVORITE comedians!!! You are missed! R.I.P.
I remember all us kids in 5th grade doing Scottish accents the following Monday after watching this skit.
Were you in Scotland?
So I Married An Axe Murderer...the early years.
Pretty much all his movie characters have been seen on SNL
Great movie!
HEEEED MOOOOVE
"So I Married An Axe Murderer Named Fat Bastard"
"Harriet, Sweeeeet Harriet" ..."Woman, WOAH-HUH-HUH-MAN!" ... "THE PIPER IS DOWWWWN!".
As a Scotsman myself, this is a great performance from Mike Myers 🏴
My mother's family was Scottish and she loved these skits.
That bagpipe door bell has been in my head since this first aired.
I don't think I ever saw Myers breaking character or cracking up
He was a pro
Notoriously difficult to work with (at least on movie sets) but he was a total pro
Oh my god the tasty joke was so Scottish! That's the exact kind of humor the older people have here and ya just have to laugh at it.
Ano i come fae Glasgow
Gotta get that bagpipe sound as my doorbell/ringtone.
Finally someone who can do a Scots accent… well done Keifer.
"He's going to ruin my kidney!" i nearly pissed myself
I'm Scottish, and usually get annoyed at other nationalities taking the mickey out of our accent 😠🤯 but this was funny, I had tears running down my cheeks at Kiefer Sutherland's take on Scottish 🤣🤣🤣
I heard a Scotsman hates a nickel cause it's not a dime
@@vterlemezian and did you know two Scotsmen invented copper wire fighting over a penny
It's my kidney now you bastard
@@vterlemezian what's that even mean?
"Brother's and sisters are natural enemies, like Englishmen and Scots, or Welshmen and Scots, or Japanese and Scots, or Scots and other Scots. Damn Scots, they ruined Scotland!" "You Scots sure are a contentious people." "You just made an enemy for life!"
@@leonrussell9607 Scots are notorious skinflints. Does the phrase "tighter than a Scotsman's coin purse" ring a bell?
Keifer Sutherland rocking the Scots accent.
I was wrong. Sorry. My comment was CRAP!
Aye, the Sutherlands of the Highlands.
I just watch this for the song playing when the door opens 😆😆😆
Any time something goes wrong in my life, I hear the sound of that deflating bagpipe in my head.
@@revolutionday1 😄😄😄 I'm gonna do that too... will make a lot of bad situations better 👍
I know, right? 😆
@@revolutionday1 🤣😄🤣😆🤣😂Brilliant 👍
Lol! The desire to fight and then the “I love you” is so true! Also, the “Get Out” part is true!
"I hope ya got a thirsty mop laddie, 'cause it's gonna be a bloodbath"
I lived in Edinburgh for 3 years. But for the shopkeeper in full kilt, this is rather accurate.....
"I'll kick ya so hard in the groonies you'll be peein' out yer mouth!" I've got to use that one 😂
I have not seen this since it originally aired on TV when I was a wee lad... and I always loved it and OMG it's even more brilliant now that I have grown old and watched Mike Meyers' career over the past 30 years post SNL.
Not carried by All Things Scottish: a picture of Sean Connery in Scotland.
“It’s my kidney now ya bastard.” Lmao
I grew up with my dad saying "If it's not scottish, it's crap" and I never knew what it came from.
The very best respect from Edinburgh Scotland 🏴
Scots don't call it Scotch, they call it Whiskey.
And we spell it 'Whisky', without an 'e'.
Now get out! Mr NocantellthedifferencebetweenScotlandandIreland!
@@ShotgunBlues92 Correct . Or Usqabaugh. If I am not mistaken 🥃🥃 Cheers
Wheskay
Is toil leam uisge beatha 🥃
HEEEEAD !!!
The line about Sputnik also appears in So I Married an Axe Murderer when the Scottish dad is making fun of his son. Incidentally, the dad also describes the Pentavarate in that movie, many years before it became a Netflix series.
Head. Move. Now.
The giant heeed
"Aye, that one was offsides, eh? He'll probably cry 'imself to sleep tonight on 'is 'uge pillow."
Here in 2020, Where do I get that hit from the bagpipes as a ringtone?
Try Zedge, it's got everything.
@@dalethelander3781 ya Bastard, do they have everything Scottish?
@@seekingwisdom8 I hae no looked yet, ya wee girl!
😉
@@dalethelander3781 ya damn bastard, Ay bin relaxed, reedy to slep but ye bag o shite woke me laughing like only a damn silly bastard would do
@@seekingwisdom8 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wait until he finds out Scotty isn't actually Scottish.
Nope, he was Canadian. Just like Mike Myers and Kiefer Sutherland.
He was of Irish decent too
Yeah, "If it's not Scottish it's crap!" Lemme have one of those Scotty posters...
@@LiqdPT so was Phil Hartman from Ontario
Doohan was not Scottish. But Scotty most certainly was.
Loving Mike Meyers Scott accent impression, I got to say Kiefer´s accent is really on point!
And there is something in that rough-sueary-brawly family loving really similar to Italians.
Man I miss Phil Hartman he was a comic genius
this is one of the greatest SNL sketches of all time and oft quoted by my friends and I to this day!
Same here
Duff Goldman just quoted it on the Spring Baking championship 😆
As a Scotsman I can confirm that whenever a sibling brings up the fact they’re a sibling all fighting stops.
Why do you think there’s not been a Scottish civil war?
🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴
I love this so much😂 being from Glasgow, I really love the stereo types and how Over the top they are 😂😂 also being from Glasgow it's really rare to see people in kilts, only at weddings and events as such😂😂
It is rare to see people in kilts for casual wear anywhere in Scotland. We have truly became custom to Adidas trackie pants and Levi's jeans.
My family came from Paisley.
Isnt another stereotype always being drunk or is that Ireland?
This was a great era for the show. Loved this cast. Phil perhaps my favorite SNL guy of all time. I worked around the show at this time so got to see these guys and women. Phil was a commercial artist before he got into comedy and actually did some album covers for bands in the 70s. Was very engaging with the crew. To take someone elses comment, SNL is very much like a sports team. There's constant turnover and some seasons they have the right mix of writers and performers and its magic. Other seasons...not so much. RIP Phil.
I have a friend who used to do occasional extra work on SNL. He had also been Dennis Miller's roommate for a time. He told me Phil Hartman was an absolutely great guy who was extremely friendly with everyone and had no attitude about being a TV star.
I love Phil when he was on News Radio! His character always had me ROFLMAO!
Losing Phil Hartman so young, was a blow to comedy television.
He’s going to ruin my kidney
Love it lol. In his movie “so I married an ace murderer” he plays a riff off this character and it’s hilarious as well
And the Sputnik reference was used here as well!
... an axe* murderer ...
There literally was a place like this down the street from me in high school. "Scottish Modern Enterprises", kilts, bagpipes, bagpipe music CDs, Socttish tea room with meat pies... basically all things Scottish. 🤓 Oddly they also had a submarine sandwich shop on the side of the building...
It's almost as if comedy has a bit of truth to it...
"Well at least I have a brother"....that's how you bring people away from their anger lol keep reminding them
I love Tim meadows. I love all those guys. Talent
05:39 - "hen" - that is real 100% working class Scottish vernacular.
Agreed, where I come from in Scotland that is a word that is commonly used.
@@zoe-janesutherland4359 That's right hen.
the Shrek prequel looks amazing.
I saw a Scotsman ripping down his wallpaper
Oh, was he renovating?
No, he was moving. 😂😁😄
Keifer Sutherland was bloody awesome in this skit
Yes he was. 🙂
I love how he said a brummie bugger!! Big up the brummies!!! 😆😆
Kelsey Fraser my husband is a proud Brummie 😄 so thanks for mentioning
Welcome to everything Scottish, if it's not Scottish its CRAP!!! I love it
That was the craziest impression of the lucky charms leprechaun I’ve ever heard😂
Too funny@ 1:20: ". . . knowing that I don't come after you with butchering tools!"
"Kinda looks like a baby, come here! I'm gonna eat ya!!"
One of the few skits Myers did that made me think he's going somewhere.
Watch his Scottish character as he begins to fight... locked elbows...
Myers was almost ALWAYS a prize on SNL!
I thought almost all his stuff was great. Sprockets, Coffee Talk with Linda Richman, Simon, Lothar of the Hill People, Wayne's World, plus a one-time sketch of a Japanese game show.
I love the bag pipe door chime
Mike Meyers is a comedic genius. That is all.
And Mike sounds like Shrek. He’s like a human Shrek.
Even saw the Bottles of HP sauce in the background!
Stewart's brother sounds more Scottish than Stewart.
In real life, he's a trained actor versus a comedian on a sketch show.
@@sdseals2076 Mike Myers is basically doing an impression of his own dad in these sketches, he was a Scottish immigrant to Canada, if I recall correctly
@@christco120 I didn’t say he was bad. I’m just replying to the person who said Keifer Sutherland is better at the accent. I’m just stating Keifer is more trained to do accents. I have no idea what his father sounds like. Or if his accent is good or bad. I was replying to a comment.
@@sdseals2076 same here, no need to be all defensive. I was just saying what I thought was an interesting fact, not trying to criticize you.
@@christco120 You are recalling incorrectly, his parents were from Liverpool
Fifer all my days and hearing the hen put in there made my day 🤣 did no expect that lol
"It's my kidney now ye bastard" 🤣🤣🤣
Yes! I've been looking for this sketch forever, I don't know why but I remember I laughed until I cried the first time I heard the "if it's not Scottish it's crap!"
Im Scottish. I actually am. Its braw cold here the nicht. A wiz oot takin ma kidney furra walk...the wee bastard..
I think there was a sequel skit with Sir Patrick Stewart.
Really great. Funny. Love the accents. And the “it’s crap!!!!”
Nobody mentioning this is clearly where Mike Myers got his Shrek voice. Chris Farley was cast to be the original voice though RIP
There's at least 100 comments that mention Shrek. And Myers used his Scottish accent for two other characters before Shrek. Fat Bastard in the Austin Powers movies for one. And the character in this sketch is almost identical to the one he played in So I Married An Axe Murderer. He softened it up a lot for Shrek.
1:20 is hilarious. I love the shoulder rolling.
"Its my kidney now ya bastard!"" LMFAO
I'm scot-irish. (Scott's deported to Ireland, then deported to America circa 1700s) this is fundamentally true amongst my older relatives, except the accent is New England...
Mike Myers is class lol.
WE HAVE A PIPER DOWN!!!
The shortbread thing was accurate as hell
The Glasgow accent was shite cause it was too easy to understand but still pretty damn funny
This is accurate.
doger944 no it fucking ain’t mate.
When I was young I had a t shirt with this slogan on it I got in Guelph, Ontario at a real life version of this store 😂
First two minutes were great!
Close your eyes and you can almost mishear him saying “Donkey! Donkey, get out here and bring some more Scotty posters with you!” That Scottish accent impression has carried Mike Myers to so much money it’s crazy.
I’m Scottish this is awesome
I want that door chime
Mike Myers’s is amazing.
You'd think he'd watch me and my brothers. Brilliant and very Scottish - 7 years ago! And we haven't changed a bit :)
I love this!