I Wish I Were Gay | Hardly Working
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Raph and Katie tell Ally about how they wish they were gay! Well, just for the casual sex part. Not all the suffering, and harassment, and targeted violence, and there being parts of the country that it's literally unsafe to go to. But hook-ups, yes.
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CAST
Ally Beardsley
Katie Marovitch
Raphael Chestang
CREW
Director - Ryan Anthony Martin
Writers - Ally Beardsley & Raphael Chestang
Producer - Shane Crown
Production Coordinator - Francesca McLafferty
Editor - Yaniv Elani
I love how they're agreeing with each other when they're talking about opposite genders.
Dylan [Smith] Yeah I wasn't implying that I thought this was real, I was commenting what made me laugh.
🤣🤣...they were each saying the oppositeof each other but agreeing!
It's almost like.... Y'know the joke
I love that. To show that everyone is full of shit equally lmao
@@estrellacasias yes!!!
"it's easier"
*frantically googling*: How to tell if a girl likes you cause she's gay too or if she is just a straight girl trying to be friends
that question will haunt you forever and it has no answer hahah
And don't forget the "she's gay too but just being nice"
@@killthislove5782 and the "she is gay and she likes you but she is not sure if you are gay or straight and nice because you are trying to be friends with her so she rather be friends with you" haha
there are no straight women. Just picky ones. You're welcome :)
Or if shes one of those girls that's only bisexual in front of cute guys when shes drunk.
Saying being gay is easy because dating is easy is like saying being disabled is easy because you get to park at the front of the parking lot.
And that is assuminf dating is indeed easier. It isn't. You swap out some of your current problems with new ones.
I am both of those things, and I second this!
Audrey
Same hat
@@audrey9947 who that must be a rough one you don't also live in the south do you?
Dating isn't easy. Straight people like the opposite sex, 50% of the population. It is estimated 6% of the population in the UK are LGB. Therefore, their dating pool is 47% of the population. On the other hand, homosexuals' dating pool is 3% of the population. Therefore, their dating pool is almost 16x smaller.
Friends: “omg I wish I were gay”
Me: “then do it you coward”
y e s
Once I said "I wish I was a girl" and my friend said "you know you can do that, right ?".
it's 6 years later
I'm a trans woman.
@@robertofontiglia4148 i'm so proud of you!! that's so awesome 🤍🏳️⚧️
@@chaoticnetural5752 I mean I didn't do it because he said it, it's just been... unavoidable. There's only so many times you can think "I'm pretty sure I'm still cisgender though" while you're litterally ruining your face by shaving obsessively every damn day, refusing to go out of the house if you're not close-shaven, wearing a bra every day and trying real hard to make your voice more feminine.
@@robertofontiglia4148 I’m happy you were able to realize that about yourself, and I hope you’re doing better now! Gender dysphoria really and truly sucks.
"And have no drama!"
*Oh honey no*
Right! Make a fake account on Grindr Katie, see where that lands you.
Wait until they have Ex’s Ex drama 🤷🏼♀️☕️
It’s different cuz u gay affff
@Aiswarya Venugopal ah yes, all of history is men starting drama.
We fucking perfected the concept of drama
Years ago, I told my coworker I wished I was gay. Not because it was easier, but because I thought women were so much more attractive than men.
It took me a while to figure it out, but I got my wish.
Haha 😂
I have a feeling your co-worker knew before you did.
That's cute
That’s pretty much how I was the months before I realized that I am gay
LOL love this
Raph: I could get laid so much more often.
Ally: ...yeah, that is true...
applies to gay men, that is true. but maybe not as much to gay women, we already have a tiny dating pool and we learn we're predatory if we just, idk, look at a girl, so it's not great
Can't relate :(
@@wuschelkopf5583 That doesn't sound needy and attention-seeking and unattractive at all.
@@Jukajobs Welcome to a straight man's world... kinda. You know, that's making me start to question the validity of "predatory" as an accusation. Maybe the constant in all these occurrences is somebody other than the "predators" hmm... lol
ahhh i love your pfp
“Can you imagine two women having a disagreement? Because I can’t!” - They are literally disagreeing in that moment lol.
Ally isn't technically a woman though, so...
@@alienapple010x5 what
@@hieriseli1 Ally's a he/they, baby
@@alienapple010x5 really?
@@hieriseli1 ye, got top surgery and everything. Fully transgender now
*"When I came out, my mom threw a Bible at me. It missed and hit my Nana in the face!"*
I'm literally crying rn
That's both a hilarious anecdote and a very apt metaphor for the collateral damage that so frequently follows the clumsy use of religion as a tool to bludgeon others into submission, coercing them into doing as you say instead of trusting them to find their own way.
I'm probably reading too much into it, but hey... art is art, and every perception is valid... right?^^
@@hazukichanx408 you're reading way too much into it
It was hilarious 😂
honestly I feel like that is something that would happen to at least one person coming out
it's supposed to be a joke but my mom has literally thrown a fork at me for talking about my girlfriend and I ducked so it hit the wall and left a dent
"I could get laid so much more often"
"Ye that's true"
Losing it rn
Lorenzo Iannuzzi bruv what is your deal?
??? wym it's true
But what if you couldn't because barely anyone is gay
AK74 Grindr
AK74 actually a ton of people are gay everywhere lmao.
"Males hide their emotions!!"
My male friend: *crying over his favorite anime ending*
*FMA intensifies
@@kaoko111 *Jiraya intensifies
SHHHHIIIIIIIIZZZZZZAAAAAA!!!!!!!
**crying because Halo Infinite didn’t come out in “Holiday 2020”**
What was the anime tho
Katy: Can you imagine two women having a disagreement?
*as two women are having a disagreement*
Ikr (but ally is actually non binary)
@@searmius1063 When was this?
@@strawberryboy9045 I’m not really sure but I know that in later videos and on their tiktok people only use they/them pronouns when referring to them.
@@searmius1063 Okay thanks for notifying me.
@@strawberryboy9045 yeah no problem
2:48 "We should date..."
Now Katie and Raph can't go to the south either 😂
Oh my god.
Raph can't go south period
Ouch
Guys, Florida!
@@falpsdsqglthnsac they bigots down there too. Also batshit crazy
Other ppl: dating women/men is so difficult!
Me: what is a date
It is a small brown fruit that is very sweet.
I think its a nut?
@@acedragon1456 This
D-doot..?
What's a woman i'm too gay for that
“Woman have so many emotions, it would be so much easier to be with a man who hides his emoti-“
Honey, if you think I’m less emotional because I’m male, you’re in for a treat.
More males are less emotional than females.
With that being said, with how this generation acts... maybe that isnt so true anymore.
I think men and women do tend to express their emotions in different ways but I'm not convinced that one gender is more or less emotional than the other.
Ainz Ooal Gown If anything its how the earlier generations "acted" . People have emotions. Men have just always been taught to not show it unless its anger to seem "tough" or whatever. My generation is just tryna make everyone comfy withinin themselves.
@@nym9045 no I am 16 years old and never show my emotions. Thats how I wanna be that's my goal to be the ideal man. Without goals and a role in society I could not go further in my life
Ctfc Cc I dont exactly think thats healthy but hey its your life. Im fifteen and I honestly am the same but people always ask me if Im okay because i seem unapproachable and ask if im angry but only cause im a female and apparently am not supposed to act that way. I see guys around me the same but no one questions them. Ik its weird im telling you its unhealthy even though i do it but im working on it, you can still have goals and show emotions, showing emotions doesnt mean sobbing all the time or anything but it doesnt feel good at all to be all bottled up. Because now when i show emotions its either 0% or 100% (the rare times i do show it) and theres no in between. But thats just me assuming your in a depressive situation as bad as i am which i hope you arent.
Me 2 years ago: “dang I feel bad that I kinda act like this”
Me now: “oh wait I’m actually gay”
we gotta create a timeline of the college humor videos, find out when katies addiction starts, when pat was killed by trapp and between what videos, etc.
The canonity of collegehumor is confusing but we must find a way to connect the dots.
Film Theory, get on it
@@durdleduc8520 Yes just yes
OMG yes some one do this
Matpat we need you
"Women are so easy to date!"
Me, a lesbian after trying to tell a girl I like her for MONTHS: "I . AM. GAY. GET THE HINT, I'M NOT JUST BEING NICE!!! I WANT !! TO! DATE ! YOU!"
Girl: "Aw you're such a sweetheart! Bffs!"
ails wew
ails that's a big fat mood
Interesting rare look into the lesbian friendzone.
ails I'm not just being nice
Sound like nice guy syndrome
Aww "'honey' , you just don't understand".
:-)
lost it at “it missed and hit my nanna in the face” lol
Right?!
that happened. kind off
Good thing you kept it
It's also one of the best practical uses for the bible.
Same xD Legit had to paus to laugh it off
Ally:
"I can never go to the south"
Me, a trans woman living in the south:
*they're right you know*
lol
the shit that yalls have to face when yalls come out that and the south being a part of it congrats i couldnt do it
@@DravenDempsay I'm not out. Can't be
i live in Kansas and shits always crazy in topeka where i live 5 shootings in my hood in this year alone.
@@DravenDempsay woof. Been there :/
This is less a comedy skit, and more just an accurate representation of actually having this conversation
ChaosMyth1012 true. Cant even relate. So it felt dry.
cesare bacchelli Understandable. It’s not really even funny.
It's in that Sheldon "It's funny because it's true" category
“You know women are people, right?”
“Awwwww, sweetie...”
Hold on now, pardner
I had to mentally prepare myself before watching this video
I'm mentally recovering and repairing myself a third of the way through because I didn't expect to hear shit I have actually heard, but said more obviously.
Katatles the Fish me too
Like switching on the safety before you get triggered?
I mean sure if that's how you want to describe it
Yeah from reading comments like this
"Women are complicated!" Katie seems to agree, and still wishes she was a lesbian.
*takes a look into the comment section*
"War... war never changes."
Haha good fallout refrice
Oh my god yes
Nearly thought you were Justin Y.
I thought you were Justin Y
Settlement... settlements never changes
"Women are so complicated! It's so much easier with a man."
Me: *laughs in Gay* ............. *cries in Gay*
no its not im very difficult i require a masters degree
I especially love Raph's character in this being like:
"Women are so complicated! It would be so much easier, if I were gay like you!" *points at person that dates women*
" If u bisexual u have more options "
yes u do, but neither gurl or boy thinks u pretty
as a pan, I can cofirm
As a bi I can also confirm as well as the pan in the comment above this one
@@CygnusTheSilly YESS!!
Double the possibilities double the rejections lol
*cries in bisexual*
There is no better gender to date. There are just people you don't click with and people you do.
Prestidigitoreum I wish people took note of this comment, but people are so wrapped up in comparison on who has it better/harder.
You would be better off, generally, dating your own gender because most guys are a like, most females are alike. Stereotypes arent based off of false information. They are based off of the majority of a group. Females are TYPICALLY into the same things as other females are. Males are typically into the same things as other males. Males are not typically into female things, and if they are, they are TYPICALLY gay. Females arent usually into male things and if they are well... they are either gay, or super rare.
Now i said TYPICALLY so much because i dont mean to say that everyone is like this, and i know how people love to not read certain words to put words in other peoples mouths.
I also wonder to these women, why don't you search for better people to date...? Some men are awesome.
@@brandipityha9457 r/wooooooosh
_"There is no better gender to date"_
Yo! This guy's got the new gender guys, it just dropped. Best gender on the market they say.
"Can you even imagine two women having a disagreement because i can't" Said no one ever outisde of this sketch
I'm upset Ally didn't point out that they're currently having a disagreement.
@@BobfatherGaming I believe that's what they call subtle humor
Ok, so is the last scene canon or not? Because if katie and raphael start a thing, we need to know.
Edit: In the sketch released three months after this one (Your friend who never learned partying sucks) Raphael and Katie are referenced to date again.
well if you keep watching she says nevermind.....
Katie has a fiancee
Katie is married to the drugs
what would happen to the fat nasty guy? he died at the hospital chase? :(
easily offended Is there a canon? I thought it was more like reading different fanfictions so they're the same characters just put in random situations, mostly in this one setting.
"I can NEVER go to the south"
Me: *Laughs in lesbian in kentucky*
Me: **nods in gay agreement in Kentucky**
*laughs in lesbian from southern Louisiana*
Straight girl: "Dating women are so much easier"
Me, a 20 year old lesbian who's never scored a date: "Wat"
Altaay Mattila well since you never dated, of course you wouldn’t know...
로라 I think you completely missed my point. It's very hard to even find another wlw because you can't be too public about your sexuality and if you do find one, it's a 70% chance she's already in a relationship with one of the 5 other publicly gay people in your area. And don't even get me started on chemistry. If you have a very limited pool, it's much harder to find a good partner. If you think switching team would make everything easier, you're in for a big surprise
I relate to this so much.
Sardonicus Just 90%? Kinda lowering the number. You mean slightly more than 98%
Altaay, but how do you know if you are lesbian if you never dated anybody?
how funny would it have been if someone came in at the end like “hey guys i’m bisexual” and katie just goes “oh you poor thing”
*YMCA starts aggressively playing in the background
"It is Eazy"
My Parents, Friends, Society, Country, Toxic Friend, Teacher: Are We Joke to You?
Hets: Being gay is so much easier 😍
Police: Allow us to introduce ourselves
My girlfriend does the same stupid stuff straight girls do. How do people not get that?
And you CAN come to the south, particularly Atlanta and Miami. It's one big orgy down here anyways.
I noticed you like Rhett and Link
This video is a joke. Calm down
It’s legit the same if not more difficult at times.
But you do get laid more often, I know life isn't bout sex but there are times when you just want to get off with a actual person.
Robert Jones ???
I mean.. I am.
Nope, not at all! Try finding someone that you actually like if you don't life in a 10k city
awesomenathan100 as a bi person i can agree
I used to be straight and thought it would be cool to be part of the LGBT community, but I felt more attracted to guys than girls. Now skipping to when I met this amazing girl, we talked and talked and just became overall great friends. Soon before she had asked me out, I realized that I did have feelings for her. When she did ask me out, I had no hesitation in accepting. That's the story of me realizing I was bi. We've been together for five months now! I love her so much
How’s it going now
@@evilash47 oh, well! thank you for asking 🥰. we broke up, but i figured out im a trans man! still bi, and ive been dating this adorable guy
@@mr.razzledazzle6328 Woah, awesome update, take care ^^
@@mr.razzledazzle6328 ey, welcome to the bi trans man squad
@@mr.razzledazzle6328 congrats on all that, dude!!
bi gang :)
Ally: "I can never go to the south"
Me, gay in Texas: "wait what"
I'm bisexual in texas lol
Unknown Human hah I’m pansexual in Houston 😎
Planeboy 2520 that sounds like a cool band name
You should date.. You shoud date.
Yeah nevermind
Southern lgbtq folks braver than any us marine /j
I've had straight friends say the same thing yet she gets really offended when people think she's gay
supple sack what?
supple sack nope dropped out of kindergarten
I used to get annoyed when people thought I was gay... Then I realised it was cause I am bi and I was scared of being gay. I was scared of people calling me gay because I was afraid to confront that part of me. That might be the case with her. Giver her time and she'll figure it out
Skeez McGyster I live in an area where gay is the most commonly used insult so while I don't know for sure I don't think it's because she is secretly bi or gay and most likely because if u are called gay it's not a compliment
lifeismeaningless 1 it may not be plural but I have a friend
Ally is definitely the best gay person I know
4TheWinQuinn I had no idea she was gay
KadenTheKreator Reeeaaalllyyy??? 😲
4TheWinQuinn You don't know a lot of gay people if you think that an actress you've never met is the best gay person you know XD
T Mystery I don’t like assuming if people are gay, straight, or lesbian that’s probably why
I guess you haven't met me then
the black guy can’t go to the south either lmao
kiwisweet ☕ ☕ ☕
Diglikeashovel // i’m black. i’ve been to the deep south and people scowl at me on the street. i genuinely feel threatened with my life when i’m down there and i have to hire a white friend to go with me when i drive through there. what’s your story bro
Isn’t Atlanta in the south?
kiwisweet lol you hire a white friend?
Are you a black man or woman and are you afraid of going to the deep South? We have the solution to your problems. Rent-a-White-Guy!
Nicholas C // there’s atlanta... and then there’s the rest of georgia
Moral of the story:
A man and a woman can be gay for each other
Can we all just agree that being a living being is hard? Can we also agree that it's OK?
no
a human being living
u sound like ur straight
Love is hard.
I don't Identify as a living being, I am a bathtub of mayonnaise .
Her: You just wish dating was easier.
Every Ace in the world: yeeesssss...
“I can never go to the South”
And if you live in Miami you can never go North
I WAS WAITING FOR THIS
I'm gay and live in Alabama. Homophobes are shunned here, too. This may have been true 20 years ago but not anymore
@@donovanaaron5095 I have a gay cousin in Alabama, and he seems to be doing alright, thankfully. I've found that which state you're in matters much less than urban vs rural. Respect and love to y'all from a transgender lesbian in Kansas!
EXACTLY!! CANT BE GAY UP IN NORTH AND CENTRAL!
"I could get layed more often."
"That is true..."
Aromantic Asexuality is true easy mode
We are the ones with the fake 3d glasses and infinite popcorn just watching the relationship drama unfold
Do you really believe that?
ULGROTHA I wish that was my (a lesbian) biggest problem, lmao
ULGROTHA or when people assume that a guy is gay because he doesn’t talk about how badly he wants to have sex with hot girls.
Angel Molina that's only a problem if you're homophobic -_-
"i can never go to the south" said to the black man LOL
I'm pretty sure black people are allowed in the south, idiot.
Randoman35 yea so are gays but blacks face more discrimination, pal
the heatran24 *squints loudly*
the heatran24 WHAT!!! There are tons of Black people in the south, like seriously this place is considered where most of Black culture lies. Do you even live in America?
Using this. thx
Well i cant wish i was gay because I'm already gay
Poor you he can't even wish to be gay xd
Silver Anna rofl. ok tanks 4 sharing
Silver Anna no gays🖕
Silver Anna HA! GAAAAAAAAAY!
vladamier lenin wtf is wrong with you??
Katie reminds me of Gina from Brooklyn 99 so much haha
OH I WAS THINKIN WHO SHE REMINDS ME OF! NOW I KNOW! THANKS!
recent romantic life events just made me realize that no matter your sexual orientation, love hurts.
love just sucks
People suck. Love is great.
Mmm yes
_Laughs in aro-ace_
Same sex relationships are not easier. Sometimes, you can feel how relating to each others "gender specific traits" intensifies your connection, which is wonderful. But this doesnt make relationships less complicated.
Thanks for the explaining the joke to everyone!
Yeah they are wayyyyy easier
r/whooosh
there's a difference between "making things easier" and "being a walk in the park". Of course we're all human and a relationship is a relationship, but there are DEFINITELY advantages in same sex partners. and those "gender-specific traits" you are talking about are not just traits, but rather "basic mindsets". and having someone with a very similar mindset isn't just a little trait.
of course relationships aren't determined by how easy you can have it. you WILL meet people who do not fit this description. But we are talking about the average mindset.
Sardonicus just because the extreme to one side is very wrong doesn't mean that the extreme to the other side is very true. also, i talked about the "base" if you could call it that. the mayority of boys will like rougher things and the mayority of girls likes to play family and caregiver. no-one turns female if he'd wake up with a vagina one morning. the way of thinking can be affected by the gender your brain "works on"
no boy HAS to choose all the boy stuff but they are much more likely.
Don’t you love the outright hated, lack or rights, risk of homelessness as a minor, risk or violence, and the fact that conversion therapy for minors is legal in most USA states!
/s
Actually there are for teens and straight children called Youth Homes and they are mostly religious and closed to the lgbt community, there are barely any gay safe homes. Also its not really about not having a place to sleep but the fact that your own parents couldn't have you around because of your sexuality. also in your reply did you forget the part about VIOLENCE AND ABUSE, and how it is legal to try to change someones sexuality or "cure" them in "the land of the free"
Anya McMerlin exactly. Plus that’s not even the tip of the iceberg. Gays are also constantly judged and isolated by conservatives and they’re always trying to say either they’re abominations or trying to take away their marriage rights. To try to ignore this is just a failure to confront the fact gays have it harder than you.
Talsong Kingslayer In several states we have absolutely no protection against harassment.
@Talsong Kingslayer We can be fired or evicted from our housing (in most states) for being LGBT.
Proof? I want to see the Article where the law authorizes that. Not a news story from HuffPost, but the actual written law.
"Being gay is easier"
*looks at the 30 states trying to pass anti-LGBTQ laws, then looks at the camera*
When Ally said "I can never go to the South," Raph could've said, "Me neither . . . but for a different reason."
I'm actually surprised they didn't do that or some variation on it.
My favorite joint in Georgia was a gay bar in a city that was predominantly black (which the south has more of than any other place in the states). Ya'll are what we call big city bigots.
MrCorrectify Atlanta doesn't count
Seetiyan YES! YOU WIN!
Georgia is one of the most "southern" states in the country. How do you get to say a particular city gets magically exempted from that? The truth is that there are just as many racists/bigots etc. in california, newyork, and alabama. The south is not some place where people are magically less understanding. It's pretty much the same everywhere.
As a woman, dating women is extremely difficult. You've got no idea if the girl you like is gay, or if they're even interested in you, so you just stare at them for months before you even talk to them or get the courage to ask and it's usually a no. Also, everyone is a bundle of drama, regardless of sexuality. Love the skit! I feel you Ally!
My friend tells me every time she tries to flirt the girl is just like “aww you too sweetie” and she’s just like I’m not being nice I’m being gay
Tinderrrrrr
Bellastresia_Games Isn't that how it is for ALL LGBT people?
Bellastresia_Games Yes!!! Thank you!!!
Luter Leko How about you now encourage a person to KTS for their sexual orientation.
some of these comments that try to dilute the fact that its hard to be gay just shows how hard it is, yall dont even take us seriously enough to acknowledge our struggle
Litsa Sursock ok stop. You people have a flag and a month dedicated to you. Laws are in place to protect you. Most people support you. Anyone who speaks out against gayness is attacked on a personal level. Stop being so privilaged. Name three real struggles
Weird Person that's a lie. I see reports of these things happening and people get in alot of trouble for it. Infact now if people publicly speak against you they can loose their jobs and will get attacked. Also I checked the facts and most states support lgbt realtionships. This is another problem with the lgbt you guys constantly lie to try and keep being the victim. You are getting more and more support yet still keep using the same lines to say why your victims. You say you aren't privillaged? Then explain this. Why is it that adding lgbt to anything is seen as more special? If I said I'm raising money for orphans I get cheers. However if I say I'm raising money for gay orphans I get praised and put all over the media. If I say "this my girlfriend" people are like okay. But if I say "this is my boyfriend" people suddenly get extra friendly and call me brave. Is that not privillage?
Weird Person your state is not all of america.
Weird Person 😂 the baker won because of the situation even gays agree. He said he would sell them anything other than the cake but they got butthurt and tried to force him to do it. How previllaged are you when you try to force someone to do something that they are within their right to not do. They were bullies and almost everyone agrees
Weird Person ahh. And here we are. This is what lgbt people always do. In my country you can be kill for it not in yours so you can't use that excuse. You guys always use the logic "other's in worse places have it hard so that makes me in a better place have it just as hard". I am not homophobic for disagreeing with you. My country (Jamaica) is very homophobic but I am not. I rather debate with them to explain why it is wrong. But lgbt people can't be debated with because all you people do is call people names and insult them if they even disagree with you. Gays in your country are previllaged so instead of using the suffering of others elsewhere as an excuse to cry be greatful.
Billie Eilish
I just kinda wish I were gay
Exactly what in my mind
I’m not gay, but her lips look very kissable. And she has so beautiful eyes. (Ok, I might be bi😅)
I wish I was straight. It would be so easy to live.
👏👏👏
Who ever says this lol, I already have enough anxiety about relationships as it is, then you have to go through the stress of knowing if they like you and knowing if they’re gay in the first place
Bad Username Honestly. The number of times I've liked a guy and he's straight is just straight up painful
Ouch, good luck in your future endeavors then!
Bad Username good luck to you too
First time in a while I've seen civilized dialogue in the comment section
I know right! You'd think that since I'm gay I'd have perfect gaydar but noooo. The number of times I've had a crush on a strait girl!
C'mon, guys, don't be silly. It's the aromantic asexuals who are truly enviable. No ball-and-chain to have fights with or drama, but you can be permanently single without that heart-wrenching longing for someone to share a bed with. Plus, your odds of catching a sexually-transmitted disease plummets to the floor, and the judgy religious types can't touch you because you literally are immune to one of the 7 Cardinal sins. The one closest thing to a downside is people wanting what they can't have, meaning tons of people will throw themselves at you and you get the satisfaction of telling each and every one of them, even the most drop-dead gorgeous ones, "Your ass is not good enough for me."
I mean, what on earth's not to love here?
Jascha Bull aroace people are a force not to be reckoned with
The only situations where it would be bad to be ace are-
If you are sexually abused
And
If you don't know what the term asexual means and think something is wrong with you.
I'm Ace And I Wish I Were Gay. Just Because I Don't Like The Bits Doesn't Mean I Wish I Didn't. At Least Straight People Get To Enjoy Something! Don't Take It For Granted.
Except when you’re also a hopeless romantic, and trans. Kinda throws everything off
It’s annoying through my family doesn’t get it
Okay but you'd be surprised on how dating is the same way whether you're dating a man, a woman or other. I'm bisexual and I've dated both. Currently dating a guy. Lemme tell you. It isn't easy with women OR men. Of course, I haven't dated everyone and everyone is different but hey... "Easy" is subjective.
I'm a lesbian so I relate to ally on a personal level
Living same!!!
Me too! I know right?
Living I’m Bisexual!
Same here.
xXiiiXx No it is not.
i wish i was gay to....oh wait
Pretty hot
Oh
Too*
maybe they cut off half way through the too
Imaface ahhhh good point👌
“No jealousy” (talking about being gay)
Me: Oh honey no.
D R A M A
Being gay is irritating in my area as it's difficult to spot other lesbians unless they are in a relationship.
Also can you really not go to the south as a gay person?
Matilda Muller yes don’t come to the south the police arrest gays in public
It depends on where in the south you go. In Texas, big cities like Austin and Houston are generally a safe bet. There’s a chance you’ll get harassed in smaller towns though.
Fake news. I went to college in Georgia there were gay people here like anywhere else and they were fine
Atlanta doesn't count.
Even in little towns here in Alabama, there are lots of openly gay people and they're all generally accepted by the public. Their family may be a different story. But no one is getting harassed on the street for being gay.
I don't understand what the difference between Hardly Working and normal CH videos are.
You could clearly see the difference in old videos: in normal sketches they usually portrayed characters and "Hardly Working" clearly focused on office shenanigans.
Hardly working vids have hardly anything to do with actual work, they’re scenarios like this one
i think the difference is that hardly working videos arent expected to take place outside of the office, and no one's playing a different character than a fictional version of themselves?
the writers tend to keep a set personality in hardy working videos, but they change to other things on a video to video basis otherwise.
i think hardly working talks about stuff that hardly works
"Being gay, I can never go to the South."
"OK, so what's the downside?"
I'm bi and my first girlfriend cheated on me with her best friend. The drama is just as high. I ended up marrying a man but it feels the same as when I was with woman. Except he's never cheated on me.
Jillygirl27 he feels the same as dating a woman???
Most bi women end up marrying men and then they go to lesbian clubs to find a "unicorn" to spice up their marriage. Lol
Obviously not in the sack it doesn't feel the same, but in the sense of it having ups and downs like any other relationship of course. Girls and boys are both complicated people and they both desire love and respect like any other relationship. And because I'm bi does not mean I go out looking for a 3 some at bars or what ever. I respect my husband again like I would if I was in a relationship with anyone else. Does no one get what being bi means? Obviously if your not bi you probley don't.....
Jillygirl27 It was just the wording for me. I mean I get it... But the real question is how are you still bi if you in a monogamous relationship? Unless you still have 3somes or cheat. You are bi curious basically
So what if I ended up being married to a woman it would of meant I'm a lesbian? No.... I'd still be bisexual like I am. Bisexual means interested in both. It means you will end up with one or the other and which ever you fall in love with does not change what gender your attacked to. If I'm watching a movie I usually yell out oh that chick has sexy boobs and my husband will laugh because he knows I'm bi! You don't need to cheat on the person your with to be bisexual. It's all about what gender your attracted to and I'm interested in both. I've dated both men and women in the past, I just ended up dating a man. And I'm not bi curious because I've been with more then one woman and I know I'm attacked to woman just as much as I know I'm attracted to men. What do people not get about being bisexual. Do your research! Not being rude just some advise before you accidentally insult a bisexual person. If you have anymore questions again research, Google it. Goodnight. Hope that helps.
I’m gay and live in South Carolina, god, I’m used to the bullying
Glaco Taco oh sweetie im so sorry
Or move 2 Ireland we have loads of pride days here
I went to private school my whole life and now I go to public school it is so much better IM NO LONGER SCARED OF THE JUDGMENT OF NUNS AND PREISTS AND AM IN A PLACE WHERE ITS ACCEPTABLE TO BE ME WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
gay and in texas, so far away, yet we are in the same boat.
Same I live in SC and I pan lol what town
Happy pride month to all
🏳️🌈
Arceus Lord of Creation yeah go straight
There is a whole month for gays? Weird
Philip Kostov Theres a whole year for straights? Weird
got ya I mean if you're an ally, sure
If there is a pride month why isnt there a straight month?
T h o n k i n g
They don't wish they were gay, they wish they were ace. But even then, they'd be wrong. (I'm ace, I love it personally, but I can't speak for everybody.)
“It’s so much easier for you” 😂
The worst is “who’s the man in the relationship” like we’re both the female THATS why we’re re together
mary ford What people usually mean but don’t want to or don’t know how to express is
Who is the dominant one?
Most times it’s in a sexual way
But it could be in general who takes the dominant roles in the relationship
Who wears the pants?
Most people in their heads just assume that males are the dominant ones in every relationship
So they think to ask who’s the man
Because they’re curious about how the relationship’s dynamic works
Becca Phia
Cough.
They mean dominating in the sexual way. Like who takes control of the other person when doing it.
Well typically when they ask "Who's the man?" they are asking who is the more masculine one and who is the more feminine one. More commonly asked towards gay male couples with something along the lines of "Who's the pitcher and who's the catcher? Or do you guys switch off?" Since being gay isn't the "norm," people are intrigued by it because it's different. They want to know more about it, which is why they ask such offensive things. Don't think it's because they're bad people, think of it as they want to understand more about how same-sex relationships work.
Becca Phia
Generally when I'm asked this they mean who has the stronger personality...
I've even been asked this while in a hetero relationship by my freind since I have a very strong personality and am usually the protecter of all my partners
Allie don't worry we the south are slowly welcoming gays
Slowly
I know your pain
Alexia Dieheart I praise you
Yeah I live in texas and may feel slightly judged at times but even that is rare because I’m in a city/people are good at hiding their true feelings here
no your're not
Slowly? Bih, the south isnt any different from the North besides food and location. Like for real.
@@mac-iv5gs clearly she is the speaker, the chosen one that represents the south.
Maybe it’s easier as an adult but try finding love being gay as a teen.
Chow Mein Rainbows I felt that...
then wait
And this is why I’m only half gay XD
Dylan [Smith] it's not privilege if you're discriminated against for your sexuality.
You're not half gay, you're bisexual (I think?)
Hitomi or.. they could call themselves whatever they want?
the reason I said that is because there are already enough misconceptions on what it means to be gay or bisexual. Saying bi people are "half gay" only gives your average homophobic person more bad ideas. Like, someone may think (as usual) that being gay is a choice, or that there are people who are just a little gay and mostly straight. Wrong. Some people are only into the same sex (homosexuality), some like both men and women (bisexuality), but these are two different things. Jokes are fine, but let's consider what impression they could make on people who already have some predjudices about the LGBT community.
I just cringed so hard
"I can't go to the South"
Yeah idk about that. Plenty of gay people down here, haven't seen any lynchings yet.
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June 2018: "I Wish I Were Gay"
March 2019: "wish you were gay"
*how odd*
*Hmmm*
*PAUSE*
The Boondocks?
REWIND
THE COMMENTS AJDHAJBS
Gay people: Heteros lol
Straight people: What did I ever do to YOU??????? NOTHING!! Why are we so HATED?! You wouldn't like it if I was HOMOPHOBIC right so why are you bullying me why can't i be straight in peace 😠😔👊🏼😤
Not really lmao, just scroll down from the top and there's alredy a comment saying "You can tell who's straight in the comments coz none of The Heteros find this funny lmao" and gatekeeping the video like only gay people get it.
U have a kpop star as your dp u dont get an opinion
@@icedwhitechocolatemochafra9851 you. you're a legend.
@ThrowTheTV who was your comment for?
Uh, I haven't seen those types of comments, but if a straight person left a comment like that... they'd be right, you know? Being mean to heterosexual people is absolutely no better than being mean to homosexual people.
“All I do with men is argue” Do you know what syncing is in context of two women living together? Lol
Honestly the only thing that I agree with gayness being easier is you don’t have to worry about accidental pregnancy but then you can’t get pregnant if you want to sooo
I bet gayness also makes it easier to avoid gender roles in a relationship.
Actually in a relationship between two women, they can actually use an egg from each women and create a baby that way. It would grow in a lab and then the mom can take the baby home! Hope you enjoyed the fun fact!
Clara Bauer a sperm cell needs to fertilize the egg. An egg cants fertilize an egg, so no, u r wrong
I always thought lesbians got pregnant by having a 3some with a guy
Not to mention lesbians don’t have to worry about STDs. But of course, being Bi is hard in the south, I’d be burned at the stake if I was a lesbian.
"I cant go to the south"
I cant go to the bathroom
Pixel Bytes trans?
You know things are messed up when the things you want to do most but can't are swimming and peeing.
damn constipation be hitting you hard to?
@@nadirwoodson9321 my favourite gender
“Yeah that is tr.. YOU ARE SO STUPID” killed me 🤣
“I can never go to the south” girl hush, acting like Atlanta don’t exist.😂
Preach Ally, holy shit TT^TT I'm ace - biromantic and just.... fml. Sometimes I wish I was straight just so I'd have less drama from literally everyone.
Ace and panro. I feel you.
Dear god this was painful to watch. Thanks CH for the painfully accurate writing once again.
“I can never go to the south”
*she says to a black man*
"I can never go to the south" she tells this to Raph -_-
Happy pride month college humor and viewers🏳️🌈❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🌈
your name, pic, and comment are wonderful
Lmfao as a straightie I actually been guilty of saying this sometimes.... Oops. To all my gay brothers and sisters........ I'm sorry!!!!
you are forgiven lol
Lol ur forgiven for apologizing most people don’t lol
Don't worry about it, and honestly don't apologize. Far from every person will get offended by it. It is an affectionate joke.
Kyna Schmidt why would you apologize
Why did I think this was just going to be the "If You Were Gay" song from Avenue Q-
Katie: I wish I was a lesbian so dating was easier, men are so confusing
Raph: I wish I was gay so dating was easier, women are so confusing
*cue bisexual sobbing*
yeah
Me: *laughs in asexual*
I accept this head cannon
ugh I WISH I was asexual
*vibes in ace*
“I can’t go to south”
✨Whole ass mood✨
Eh. Gl in Arabia