The Fast Show - I'm not pissed -4- Drunk at work

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  • Опубликовано: 16 сен 2009
  • Derek the drunken husband is drunk at the office.....
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  • @sphinxtheeminx
    @sphinxtheeminx Год назад +51

    I used to work with an older lady who was permanently drunk. She came in at the same time as the rest of us but took hours to get her stuff out of her bag, tidy her desk, go to the loo, make tea, pop out to get a sandwich and then have a fifteen minute loo break. At every move she took wee nips from her hip flask, then made a faff of refilling it from a bottle she kept in her coat that was hanging on a peg in the middle of the room. I think she assumed we hadn't twigged what she was up to. Thing was, everyone loved her to bits as she was such a sweetheart and no-one ever moaned about her. That was nearly 45 years ago.

    • @ankitshaji3458
      @ankitshaji3458 9 месяцев назад +1

      jesus chirst reading it was nearly 45 years ago almost sent me into a panic

    • @whoknew2273
      @whoknew2273 4 месяца назад +10

      She was not pissed you know lol

    • @garnGad
      @garnGad 3 месяца назад +2

      I worked several jobs like that in the 80s and 90s delusional and believed no one noticed.

    • @mattpinnington4778
      @mattpinnington4778 Месяц назад +1

      Boss :)

    • @Taporeee
      @Taporeee Месяц назад

      Jam Factory - Brass Eye

  • @big_dave_7178
    @big_dave_7178 6 лет назад +34

    I used to work with an alcoholic 1993-1994 and this hits the nail on the head!

  • @catinabox2878
    @catinabox2878 6 лет назад +38

    I got drunk at work once. They say I'll never fly airliners again.

    • @johnharrison3671
      @johnharrison3671 4 дня назад

      Thing is all us pilots are either drunk, high or still drunk, still high.
      A sober pilot is scary and can’t be trusted.

  • @steveowen7475
    @steveowen7475 2 года назад +5

    Simply the best this and directions will never be surpassed..... genius blows the rest away

  • @Lucyexplores
    @Lucyexplores 11 лет назад +19

    Mark williams is a legend and jon tompson is a brilliant actor too xx

  • @MilesB1975
    @MilesB1975 4 года назад +22

    This reminds me of an old boss of mine, Who would keep a set of fresh business shirts and ties in his filing cabinet so he could come straight in and get changed for the working day after a night on the turps! 🤣
    Not a scrap of paperwork in there...

    • @abegarfield7031
      @abegarfield7031 2 года назад

      Half of my high school teachers were like this.
      The other half were shagging
      the 6th formers.

    • @philware1546
      @philware1546 2 месяца назад

      Ah turps... Lovely stuff.

  • @MelodySDM
    @MelodySDM 4 года назад +9

    when you get bored at work...this sketch is brilliant!

  • @TheWhitford73
    @TheWhitford73 8 лет назад +57

    if you don't laugh out loud at this then God help you. absolutely brilliant sketch writing and acting

    • @guguigugu
      @guguigugu 6 лет назад +3

      i no longer laugh at things

    • @seanpaul93
      @seanpaul93 6 лет назад +1

      spot on , not pissed y'know haha

    • @owenthomas5259
      @owenthomas5259 2 года назад +2

      I laughed, but then again….. I am….. very…….very……..drunk!

  • @SvendleBerries
    @SvendleBerries 6 лет назад +16

    Whenever I see Mark Williams I cannot help but say out loud,"PETERSEN!!!"

    • @masterknife8423
      @masterknife8423 4 года назад +1

      For me it's Mr Weasley

    • @pauljordan4452
      @pauljordan4452 Год назад

      ​@@masterknife8423 And I associate him with Father Brown.

    • @cjtquk
      @cjtquk Год назад +3

      Which was nice

  • @brucemacallan6831
    @brucemacallan6831 7 лет назад +16

    Man this is talent!!!

  • @nicolascorres4
    @nicolascorres4 11 лет назад +13

    @ 1.47 "nobody there..." LMAO.

  • @PoshLifeforME
    @PoshLifeforME 7 лет назад +44

    British humour, perfected centuries ago.

    • @jamesp3142
      @jamesp3142 4 года назад

      Centuries?

    • @v00n2000
      @v00n2000 3 года назад

      In televisual form.

    • @nickwyatt9498
      @nickwyatt9498 Год назад +2

      Don't you mean forty, forty, forty-five years?

    • @jemimallah
      @jemimallah Год назад

      what the fuck is specifically "british" about it you silly cunt

  • @nemiloszorka1162
    @nemiloszorka1162 2 года назад +10

    Fuck it. I remember some of my days at the office, like that. And I still kept my job :D I can not imagine how.

    • @brwhizz3060
      @brwhizz3060 2 года назад +6

      I used to do this before going into theatre, and I’m not referring to the performing arts kind 😉

    • @abegarfield7031
      @abegarfield7031 2 года назад +3

      I've stacked shelves as a teenager hung over and on a comedown from Ecstasy.
      It's amazing that no one noticed.

    • @nickwyatt9498
      @nickwyatt9498 Год назад

      @brwhizz3060 But you always found time for your National Health work...

  • @KapteeniVoima
    @KapteeniVoima 9 лет назад +13

    I break every time after he waves out of the window and sits to the chair and looks over his shoulder to look at the boss.. Effin marvelous..

  • @jfcwtfusernames
    @jfcwtfusernames 5 лет назад +12

    this would be me...if I had a job...

  • @alanbbrady8196
    @alanbbrady8196 8 месяцев назад +1

    My friend Hermione was a bit of a lush. She used to drink rather a lot but the group of acquaintances we hung with all loved her craic. She started a new job but only lasted till ten o'clock because she'd drank a1/2 bottle of vodka on the train on the way. She nlw works as an accountant in Gibralter.

  • @pauljordan4452
    @pauljordan4452 2 года назад +4

    I'm not pissed, you know!

  • @JasonJason210
    @JasonJason210 5 лет назад +5

    Bells as a mouthwash - about right!

  • @jan920
    @jan920 7 лет назад +9

    my stomach hurts with laughing got the box set but still watch fast show when ever I can brillliant

  • @sarahlouise7163
    @sarahlouise7163 Год назад +4

    so good, particularly the double forehead slaps

  • @derek-press
    @derek-press 8 месяцев назад +1

    many moons ago I was working for a UK telecom company,engineer outside,but I broke my ankle playing footy on Sunday so the nice company (yes they really was great) gave me a few weeks Opps going on the phone letting the engineers know where to go if they'd finished their jobs, in this office, there was a "middle-aged lady" who was always drinking from two different lemonade bottles that she had in the fridge with her name on , yeah so what, lemonade ..until this one summer day we all decided to have a lunchtime BBQ,we had a seating area outside and we had a nice lunch break nice BBQ we all brought salad and stuff, this lady offered a few of us a glass of her ice cold lemonade I was the only one to take up the offer ...THIS was not lemonade! this was at a gues 90 % vodka..I did not put her in trouble,I leaned over to her and said " I think you brought the wrong bottle out"

  • @Losrandir
    @Losrandir 8 лет назад +20

    Hits too close to home or something I guess.

  • @janfast4712
    @janfast4712 8 лет назад

    Does anyone know were I can find the other parts of this scetch (pts 1 and 2)

  • @Bjornisen
    @Bjornisen 14 лет назад +5

    are there more of these pearls out there? love it!

  • @stwikehimcenturion
    @stwikehimcenturion 13 лет назад +3

    I had the deleted scenes episode on video. I remember one scene with Jont Thompson as a medieval jester being decent too. Taped it off BBC2 way back when. Don't suppose anyone knows if it exists on DVD as an extra etc?
    Thanks for the post.

  • @BigAndTall666
    @BigAndTall666 14 лет назад +2

    I´m not pissed! :-P

  • @Nebuloid1
    @Nebuloid1 6 лет назад +1

    I do his little semi macarena move all the time..

  • @TheComedyColosseum
    @TheComedyColosseum 5 лет назад

    No wonder Voldemort was able to fuck shit up at the ministry of magic, if Mr. Wesley was always pissed up at work.

  • @thursfield3107
    @thursfield3107 11 месяцев назад

    good grief, me from 2018 to 2022!

  • @kingloser4198
    @kingloser4198 5 лет назад

    Leaving Las Vegas?

  • @bobbyperu4683
    @bobbyperu4683 2 месяца назад

    I got so stoned at work one lunchtime that all I could do is lie down on the bench next to my machine, utterly wankered. I was 16 and a 1st year engineering apprentice at Rolls Royce in 1980. But i wasn't pissed, you know.

  • @currentphonograph1734
    @currentphonograph1734 7 лет назад

    It's that sandwich box outside

    • @currentphonograph1734
      @currentphonograph1734 7 лет назад

      GI is part of veterans anonymous intervention & healthcare fraud i.e. GIn, i.e. misleading religious prohibition justification, GI Bill, GI Joe.

  • @joshuanursaw1739
    @joshuanursaw1739 3 года назад +1

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 8 лет назад +1

    2:27 LOL

  • @manicbabyshambles123
    @manicbabyshambles123 13 лет назад

    @StaraBaka33 Cheddar cheese girl

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 9 лет назад +1

    0:40 LOL

  • @laneyc5713
    @laneyc5713 7 лет назад +1

    1:35 lol

  • @danpeters4057
    @danpeters4057 10 лет назад

    i know this is 4 years old but WTF woman

  • @ProjectFlashlight612
    @ProjectFlashlight612 Год назад

    These guys are well beyond genius, but alcoholism is not actually ever very funny imho

  • @blake3376
    @blake3376 8 лет назад

    now everytime i hear a laugh track i change the channel

    • @abegarfield7031
      @abegarfield7031 2 года назад +1

      It's not a "laugh track."
      It was filmed in front of an audience.
      It cuts off or goes silent because it's been edited.
      Shows aren't filmed in one take.
      You can tell "Canned laughter"
      because it was recorded in the 50s and never updated.

  • @wolfheart7101
    @wolfheart7101 6 лет назад

    British huour is bestss when youoorure drtiunk .!!!2fgf

  • @eamonnlittle9040
    @eamonnlittle9040 6 месяцев назад

    Wouldn't get away with this now.Getting a laugh at addictions ain't cool any more.Funny as feck at the time tho lol

  • @dazzadizzy5308
    @dazzadizzy5308 3 года назад +2

    I'm watching this after hearing Nancy Pelosi give a speech.

  • @QuasiELVIS
    @QuasiELVIS 4 года назад

    This is one of those sketches that didn't age so well.

    • @QuasiELVIS
      @QuasiELVIS 3 года назад +2

      @Snax Pendragon Alcoholism is viewed more as a medical problem and less as just "funny" now days.
      A modern view of this sketch is more like "holy shit, this guy needs help".

    • @michaelmckenna8889
      @michaelmckenna8889 Год назад +1

      It’s still funny even if you don’t think it is.

    • @rexfreeman4981
      @rexfreeman4981 Год назад

      @@QuasiELVIS Your assertion this is archaic is incorrect. Of course it was a medical problem in the 90s. The running joke is that all of his family are perpetually drunk and denying it, including high schoolers. The accidents that result are black comedy and not requiring a sermon on a self evident diseased situation. Get off your soapbox. You'll also be telling us that in the sixties no one knew smoking caused cancer. Everyone did.

  • @ilusions4
    @ilusions4 5 лет назад +1

    the slowest-paced generic television sitcom's name is "the fast show"... ok...

  • @dtutssel
    @dtutssel Год назад

    About as 'funny' as Mrs Brown's boys.

    • @jrprentice1000
      @jrprentice1000 Год назад

      no comparison, you need your head checked

  • @StaraBaka33
    @StaraBaka33 14 лет назад

    I do not understand. You like the men drunk?
    Not surprising for a daughter Slave.
    Nice model (example) for youth

    • @scarlettm86
      @scarlettm86 7 лет назад +6

      Stara Baka Is this English?

    • @iberius9937
      @iberius9937 4 года назад +2

      If this is English, then I'm Japanese.

  • @LEESS1005
    @LEESS1005 10 месяцев назад

    My old boss was a drunk,our work colleagues used to call us Brad's water babies as he used to piss himself at work,

  • @dannywickens3368
    @dannywickens3368 Год назад +1

    Oooh you smell nice🤣