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  • @moneymusso6524
    @moneymusso6524 2 года назад +20293

    bro looked at the porsche and thought” that’s clean i’ll spare it”

    • @johnmartson7554
      @johnmartson7554 2 года назад +123

      How did u copy the message right above u and not be as funny and still get liked

    • @CraftyLemons
      @CraftyLemons 2 года назад +193

      @@johnmartson7554 y tf do people care about useless likes?

    • @wheelsndiaries
      @wheelsndiaries 2 года назад +37

      He said not expensive enough

    • @yomama8112
      @yomama8112 2 года назад +19

      or he thought it was a cheap turd whats the point

    • @lilb808
      @lilb808 2 года назад +17

      They finna think the porch dude did it 🤣🤣

  • @RyderGroveSt
    @RyderGroveSt 2 года назад +6917

    *looks at Porsche*
    “Not you baby, you fine as hell 😏”

    • @chiefchief306
      @chiefchief306 2 года назад +43

      😂😂💀

    • @Superman-oc3qt
      @Superman-oc3qt 2 года назад +31

      He skip it cuz its white and hes weapon is white too.

    • @joys8634
      @joys8634 2 года назад +52

      @@Superman-oc3qt no lmao paint stripper erodes the paint

    • @Masterstrange56
      @Masterstrange56 2 года назад +1

      Ew

    • @anjeuri3312
      @anjeuri3312 2 года назад +15

      He said its not expensive enough to mess it up😂

  • @troypollonais9143
    @troypollonais9143 Месяц назад +1681

    These Porsche commercials are getting wild

  • @digar4432
    @digar4432 Месяц назад +859

    Not millions in damage but definitely tens of thousands in paint jobs

    • @loganfabok9023
      @loganfabok9023 Месяц назад +18

      Straight up was just thinking that

    • @personyt55
      @personyt55 Месяц назад +11

      Nah they probably all got ppfs on them I would be surprised if they didn’t.

    • @jamess4444
      @jamess4444 Месяц назад +5

      no obviously they were all written off after that....

    • @user-tr2dh4xx6u
      @user-tr2dh4xx6u Месяц назад +6

      Fr I only clicked because I thought all the cars would somehow end up totaled

    • @ErikvsLenny
      @ErikvsLenny 29 дней назад +8

      Please dont forget that its not only the price for the repaint but also depreciation because of the repaint status.
      Depretiation is more expensive than the respray

  • @motosapien2310
    @motosapien2310 2 года назад +9120

    "I'll just leave this bottle here with all my fingerprints"

    • @lordpowell3788
      @lordpowell3788 2 года назад +369

      You cannot lift Prints from nearly all plastic. You need a hard crisp surface. The Prince in question are oil left by your hand in the pattern of your fingerprint. If the surface isn't smooth enough Or disperses the oil like plastic Then there will be nothing to lift.
      What's more is let's say you did get a perfectly clean print that usually never happens usually it's Is only part of a print. That doesn't do you any good unless the person's already been arrested and been printed and then there's a database that you could run the ones you picked up in the field from but if hes never been printed then having those though as Prince do you know good because you don't know who they belong to.
      Also considering that the prints are nearly never a 100% match they're presented to the court as we have a 78% match type of a thing it is ultimately up to the jury to decide if that's good enough.
      Long story short prints buy themselves without other information are next to useless.
      Half of this information comes from the sheriff because we've been broken into a few times. The other half comes from me being up to no good.

    • @babyskinboots5291
      @babyskinboots5291 2 года назад +452

      @@lordpowell3788 dude seriously just gave us a whole forensics analysis because someone made a sarcastic joke 💀

    • @bobbyblue46
      @bobbyblue46 2 года назад

      He’s clearly an illegal immigrant so he doesn’t care about leaving behind his fingerprints.

    • @motosapien2310
      @motosapien2310 2 года назад +62

      @@lordpowell3788 Buddy no need to get technical about it it was a joke but I guess the guy poured some liquid in your brain cuz you didn't get it

    • @motosapien2310
      @motosapien2310 2 года назад +15

      @@bobbyblue46 Do you know the guy? Where does it show that he's an inmigrant

  • @eduardomeza7279
    @eduardomeza7279 10 месяцев назад +3341

    Bro really said "well the Porsche ain't ever done nothing to hurt me"

    • @Yemeball
      @Yemeball 7 месяцев назад +17

      The range too

    • @rkadarshkumar999
      @rkadarshkumar999 2 месяца назад +5

      So....did every other car hit him? 💀

    • @Nobeyx
      @Nobeyx Месяц назад

      ​@@rkadarshkumar999no, bt ur eihter mentally unstable or the joke just flew over ur head

    • @lethaltoji4573
      @lethaltoji4573 Месяц назад +5

      @@rkadarshkumar999it’s a joke…

    • @rkadarshkumar999
      @rkadarshkumar999 Месяц назад +2

      @@lethaltoji4573 i was also joking

  • @daragon365
    @daragon365 Месяц назад +132

    "HE AINT DONE YET"
    *video ends*

    • @daragon365
      @daragon365 23 дня назад

      101 likes and no reply 🥴
      Let me fix that 😼👽

    • @aqep
      @aqep 23 дня назад

      ​@@daragon365please shut up

  • @brandonstonge7513
    @brandonstonge7513 Месяц назад +17

    Plot twist, he didn’t fuck with the Porsche cause he working on boosting it later this month 😂

    • @bradcruise6291
      @bradcruise6291 Месяц назад

      This sounds just like a dad joke. As it was so not funny that I actually laughed at it

  • @fares__farhi
    @fares__farhi 2 года назад +26896

    You'll never know why i got 24k likes.

    • @notcertified7920
      @notcertified7920 2 года назад +213

      That was my exact response

    • @jrutman4441
      @jrutman4441 2 года назад +355

      Porches have been the same since they started...
      Zero style zero taste

    • @fares__farhi
      @fares__farhi 2 года назад +225

      @@jrutman4441 whaaaatt 🤯 what's your favorite car company?

    • @jrutman4441
      @jrutman4441 2 года назад +129

      @@fares__farhi it doesn't matter. What I said is true. Even the SUV for Porsche is the identical style as the car just bigger 😳

    • @fares__farhi
      @fares__farhi 2 года назад +314

      @@jrutman4441 yes i agree with you, it's almost impossible to differ between Porsche models. but for me - as a Porsche fan - it doesn't bother me at all. and i actually want it to never change.
      What you think about Porsche regardless of its style?

  • @ItsStellarSZN
    @ItsStellarSZN 7 месяцев назад +756

    Bro got sponsored by Porsche after this

  • @junito1008
    @junito1008 Месяц назад +30

    He has some feeling for the Porsche…He didn’t touch it !! 😂

  • @UhmActually.
    @UhmActually. Месяц назад +7

    Bro really said “If I can’t have it nobody can”

    • @NessyMin
      @NessyMin 3 дня назад

      Except the porsche
      Porsches are just too good

  • @Bryan_drums
    @Bryan_drums 2 года назад +404

    Clever. The porsche owner did it.

    • @PRINCE-ze9mw
      @PRINCE-ze9mw Месяц назад +3

      I laughed so hard his iq is so good😂😂

  • @Noah-mk8wf
    @Noah-mk8wf 2 года назад +3278

    As a Porsche fanboy, I was so relieved to see him skip it 😂😂

    • @jeremyjones453
      @jeremyjones453 2 года назад +41

      The one actually nice car in the lot.

    • @534tgrg6yrtgdf
      @534tgrg6yrtgdf 2 года назад +23

      He thought it was just a beetle

    • @dracozain1023
      @dracozain1023 2 года назад +10

      @@534tgrg6yrtgdf Well you're not wrong, but you didn't have to say it but I mean you're not wrong

    • @smaaht2531
      @smaaht2531 2 года назад +4

      @@jeremyjones453 I beg to differ, the r8 is nice too.

    • @deathtrap-vd6pz
      @deathtrap-vd6pz 2 года назад +2

      But the rolls 😥

  • @CGHawkatoo
    @CGHawkatoo Месяц назад +6

    Dude did more damage than he can ever hope to afford in his life. 😱😭☠️

    • @Labu2312
      @Labu2312 26 дней назад

      Nah, they exaggerated the DMG cost, definitely not cheap but also nowhere near as much as it said, maybe thousand s of dollars but definitely not hundreds of thousands, now if the guy scratched the paint a bit and poured a bit of mercury it's a whole different story since it would react with the aluminum pieces and spread all over the aluminum parts even worse if some parts of the motor are made of it since in that case the mercury would really damage the car, that's also why they NEVER allow you to get near a plane while you carry mercury or gallium unless they are perfectly sealed and stored in the back of the plane since a single drop like I said earlier, can really damage it

  • @Hua_Chang
    @Hua_Chang Месяц назад +6

    He has a heart that loves Porsche❤

  • @bctiger7882
    @bctiger7882 2 года назад +1408

    Love how he looked at the Porsche and was like “nah fam I got you” 🤣

    • @TracyGray229
      @TracyGray229 8 месяцев назад +6

      Yea no doubt

    • @MonarchNerf
      @MonarchNerf 8 месяцев назад +10

      Porsche was my favorite too! Seems criminals have good taste 😂

    • @BRIANHONJIANCHENGMoe
      @BRIANHONJIANCHENGMoe 6 месяцев назад +2

      love how you random acts of kindness kiddos are jealous cuz you cant even go on a vacation💀

    • @bctiger7882
      @bctiger7882 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@BRIANHONJIANCHENGMoe what the hell are you talking about boy ?

    • @MinhHieuNguyenChannel-wb7ic
      @MinhHieuNguyenChannel-wb7ic 5 месяцев назад

      this is so bad

  • @RomanZamora
    @RomanZamora 2 года назад +2424

    He really said “F-U, F-U, F-U, ur cool.”

  • @Douken
    @Douken 29 дней назад +3

    Bro in his villain arc

  • @plays4dayschannel651
    @plays4dayschannel651 Месяц назад +3

    The Porsche here is the embodiment of “protect this man at all cost” meme lol. Everyone knows you never damage a Porsche 😂

  • @Vibe_Boss
    @Vibe_Boss 6 месяцев назад +1576

    The amount of Jealousy in the world man is crazy 💀

    • @tylerbalthazor5708
      @tylerbalthazor5708 2 месяца назад +101

      @Based_transition_Clocker You can just say you’re jealous too

    • @HYP.3R_
      @HYP.3R_ 2 месяца назад

      ​​@@tylerbalthazor5708fr man like why is he protecting that guy

    • @Niko-ys9ie
      @Niko-ys9ie 2 месяца назад

      @Based_transition_Clockerlots of jealousy in your statement. Cry more fg

    • @HercMMA
      @HercMMA Месяц назад

      What do they symbolize exactly , besides hard work? 😂😂😂​@Based_transition_Clocker

    • @HercMMA
      @HercMMA Месяц назад

      ​@@tylerbalthazor5708 the pussies in this world 😂😂😂

  • @kinglxwz
    @kinglxwz 2 года назад +1105

    Lmao he actually did skip the Porsche .

    • @SnowWow
      @SnowWow 2 года назад +8

      Mr cow

    • @TurtleAsshole
      @TurtleAsshole 2 года назад +24

      @@SnowWow that Chinese meth is getting to you

    • @oh_knee7173
      @oh_knee7173 2 года назад +4

      The cheapest car there

    • @matviyk3066
      @matviyk3066 2 года назад +31

      @@oh_knee7173 wrong, it’s a 991.2 gt3 rs(current market value $240k-$300k) it cost more than the r8, the i8, and that Ferrari

    • @kinglxwz
      @kinglxwz 2 года назад +5

      @@matviyk3066 damn bruh tell me youre a car guy without telling me
      Youre a car guy

  • @cow09
    @cow09 Месяц назад +2

    In this world majority of humans have this feeling called "jealous"💀💀💀

  • @hewkan8481
    @hewkan8481 29 дней назад +1

    Range Rover got ignored in the dark 💀

  • @HEC892
    @HEC892 2 года назад +803

    He was like “you didn’t tip , you didn’t , you cool , you didn’t tip”

    • @BlueRice
      @BlueRice 2 года назад +15

      Just like eating at restaurants. Make sure you tip or else they can spit in your food the next time you come

    • @spacegrayn5470
      @spacegrayn5470 2 года назад +2

      Carwash bet

    • @chrismusiclover9893
      @chrismusiclover9893 2 года назад

      @@BlueRice sure and then i'll spit in thier faces and piss down the trachea 🤷 (you sound like the whiney little bitches who get butthurt over someone not tipping despite we customers aren't obligated to do so) I'll tip you if your not an asshole expecting handouts

    • @alexbermutant28
      @alexbermutant28 2 года назад +5

      @@MyBaller1991 true, so if we want to stop tipping, we have to help the employees fight the fight to force employers to pay more. None of that “grab your boots by the strap” bullshit. It’s very apparent corporate America has gotten very greedy with paying livable wages while simultaneously inflating the cost of everything (including their assets) and expecting people not to complain?! Trippin.

    • @alexbermutant28
      @alexbermutant28 2 года назад +1

      P.S at the very least people, if you don’t want to tip, don’t be an asshole customer. Be easy, it’s the least you can do. It’s always the needy ones that don’t tip too. Lol

  • @MindsetCCG
    @MindsetCCG 2 года назад +2321

    lol just left the bottle with his finger prints on it.

    • @1DS9
      @1DS9 2 года назад +44

      They couldnt lift a print off that 🤣

    • @ryanvess6162
      @ryanvess6162 2 года назад +95

      @@1DS9 off a bottle?

    • @1DS9
      @1DS9 2 года назад +40

      @@ryanvess6162 yup its like 5% chance you get a clean print

    • @ryanvess6162
      @ryanvess6162 2 года назад +353

      @@1DS9 lol ok Mr. forensic investigator

    • @sendculture
      @sendculture 2 года назад +199

      As someone who has lifted prints before, yes you can. You’d be surprised how well they turn out too!

  • @Changingtesting
    @Changingtesting Месяц назад +1

    Bros not even jealous. Bro just decided to live life AS misery itself

  • @BaconPlayinonline
    @BaconPlayinonline 3 дня назад +1

    Expensive Cars🚫
    Undercover Cops✅️

  • @scottimusprime8785
    @scottimusprime8785 2 года назад +498

    He in priest training school. He's practicing his baptizing skills

    • @Barefootclimber
      @Barefootclimber 2 года назад +4

      So it's these damn priests that have been writing our cars 🤯

    • @Ismasqueamor
      @Ismasqueamor 2 года назад

      😂😂😂😂no mamen mortales son seres terrenales con odio hasta a los seres terrenales que tienen esos objetos 👍😂😂😂

    • @guymontag9577
      @guymontag9577 2 года назад

      That's not how any Church I've ever seen Baptises.

  • @IZ_EDITZ4567
    @IZ_EDITZ4567 Месяц назад +2809

    Bro took "jealous" to another level

    • @sba209
      @sba209 Месяц назад +19

      Shyt if they don’t want em no more I’ll take em 🤷🏾‍♂️

    • @EdgarHernandez-dq4vj
      @EdgarHernandez-dq4vj Месяц назад +12

      Bitter is what it looks like

    • @joseojeda2083
      @joseojeda2083 Месяц назад +11

      Envious would be the word

    • @Justin-rt7yp
      @Justin-rt7yp Месяц назад +5

      Nah this is deserved

    • @SlowMiat5
      @SlowMiat5 Месяц назад +14

      @@Justin-rt7ypand what makes you think that

  • @agenthunk3491
    @agenthunk3491 Месяц назад +1

    The Porsche guy hired him

  • @bobnewhart4318
    @bobnewhart4318 Месяц назад +1

    Looks like he was sent on a mission by someone

  • @luft8960
    @luft8960 2 года назад +761

    “HE AINT DONE YET” video ends

  • @joshuajanuary3847
    @joshuajanuary3847 2 года назад +1835

    I’m just glad he left the bikes alone 😁

    • @scipioafricanus6979
      @scipioafricanus6979 2 года назад +10

      Was about to say that 😅

    • @johnrhodes101875
      @johnrhodes101875 2 года назад +20

      Oh man ain't that the truth anything but the bikes you must have good taste too

    • @Xxlibra1018xX
      @Xxlibra1018xX 2 года назад +2

      Came in here to say just that lol

    • @grimmywizard
      @grimmywizard 2 года назад +1

      My brother 😂

    • @jkjjhffd6579
      @jkjjhffd6579 2 года назад +14

      I assume yall love motorcycles just as much as I do

  • @Moon_Boys4
    @Moon_Boys4 2 дня назад +1

    Bro said Lamborghini since your the expensivest you get the whole bottle 😏

  • @Jimmy2time
    @Jimmy2time 8 дней назад

    Dude was like nah I’m taking this Porsche

  • @travispeterson9549
    @travispeterson9549 2 года назад +979

    Damn totaled them all with the paint stripper??? Crazzzy

    • @CameoliRavioli
      @CameoliRavioli 2 года назад +34

      Ikr 😂

    • @PanameraTurboSEHybrid
      @PanameraTurboSEHybrid 2 года назад +65

      If the owners are smart enought to have PPF. This was laughable.

    • @CoffeeAndBusiness
      @CoffeeAndBusiness 2 года назад +1

      Lmao yup

    • @HHesh
      @HHesh 2 года назад +6

      @@PanameraTurboSEHybrid slide right off 😭

    • @Gursers14
      @Gursers14 2 года назад +11

      If that was the case people would say “here’s $5k, sprinkle some paint thinner on these cars.”

  • @pucker_factor.2786
    @pucker_factor.2786 2 года назад +205

    Maybe 40k in damages. The homie left his fingerprints at the scene like a boss too. Smooth brain activity

    • @kylegreen378
      @kylegreen378 2 года назад +4

      Yeah pretty typical

    • @AGTactical
      @AGTactical 2 года назад +12

      Smooth brain activity 😂😂😂💀💀

    • @thecommenter6839
      @thecommenter6839 2 года назад +4

      40k? Homie 40k will get maybe 3 of those cars repainted. He threw that shit all over the cars not on designated panels you can't just match a single panel to the rest of the car when there's a dime sized drop on the fender,roof,hood, door. It's gotta be stripped to look right again! But I agree smooth brain activity all day!

    • @pucker_factor.2786
      @pucker_factor.2786 2 года назад +6

      @@thecommenter6839 it damn sure ain’t 1.9 mill is all I’m saying, you probably right tho

    • @omletow6967
      @omletow6967 2 года назад +6

      @@thecommenter6839 still not gonna come anywhere near 1.9mil in damages. Maybe if he torched all of them and they were written off but paint ain’t worth that much

  • @SarntRexxo
    @SarntRexxo Месяц назад +7

    dude spared the one car actually worth having lmao

  • @fullmetal1737
    @fullmetal1737 12 дней назад

    he's just exorcising these possessed cars 😂

  • @tinkertom3683
    @tinkertom3683 2 года назад +819

    So it's going to cost 1.9 million to respray the hoods of all these cars 🤔 I'm in the wrong business.

    • @isthatdave55
      @isthatdave55 2 года назад +68

      man, I can color within the lines where do I sign up at?

    • @bricksquad5304
      @bricksquad5304 2 года назад +54

      The entirety of all of these cars value is $1.9 million so unless they all got totaled for some peeling paint definitely not and even if they did he skipped the porch so it wouldn’t quite be 1.9 mill

    • @coo4522
      @coo4522 2 года назад +24

      Yeah definitely only gonna cost a few thousand per car. 1.9m click bait :)

    • @No1reallydies
      @No1reallydies 2 года назад +2

      You can’t just resray the hood or else it will look like shit with the hood having brand new paint and the other parts of the car with the older paint probably a shade lighter due to the sun

    • @itb4255
      @itb4255 2 года назад +4

      @@No1reallydies It's possible but that also doesn't mean the cars are totaled lol. People have insurance anyway so.

  • @AlternativeState
    @AlternativeState 2 года назад +347

    Mans walking like a priest delivering holy water baths

    • @Prod.Lavure
      @Prod.Lavure Месяц назад

      What?

    • @garytanck
      @garytanck Месяц назад

      Lol that's the first thing I thought of,,, he knows those cars are symbols of evil

  • @robcarter533
    @robcarter533 Месяц назад +3

    😅 Thing izzz... That Porche looked at his ass like one of those cars from the CARS movie! Took him back a few years!

  • @Kyrie3430
    @Kyrie3430 21 день назад +1

    The fact that he really left the bottle on the porsche with his fingerprints...
    You going to jail, u going to jail 😂

  • @Brian-ln1sz
    @Brian-ln1sz 2 года назад +131

    He’s like I remember the Porsche dude, he was actually nice to me.

  • @timbaland916
    @timbaland916 2 года назад +376

    The fact that he skipped the GT2 lets me know he’s a real one 😂😂😂

    • @mar114
      @mar114 10 месяцев назад +28

      that’s an gt3rs

    • @lloyd2929
      @lloyd2929 9 месяцев назад +13

      Stop guessing and say Porsche.

    • @timbaland916
      @timbaland916 9 месяцев назад +6

      @@lloyd2929 It could even be a Porsche Cayenne E-Hybrid

    • @hellocar123
      @hellocar123 9 месяцев назад +2

      gt3rs dude

    • @G82Watts
      @G82Watts 8 месяцев назад +1

      Idk but it aint 190k lol mark up on the higher end porsches are insane

  • @jthablaidd
    @jthablaidd Месяц назад +1

    People really don’t think there’s consequences for actions anymore

  • @MagiKKarpets
    @MagiKKarpets 29 дней назад

    That's a death sentence if he done that to my car.

  • @Driftak907
    @Driftak907 2 года назад +526

    When you need the insurance money to afford the gas

    • @imnothereforthefood7832
      @imnothereforthefood7832 2 года назад +2

      Thank God someone else is thinking it i thought I had been watching too much dumb movies

    • @lnursalim
      @lnursalim 2 года назад +3

      maybe he might work with local collision shop bc now the car owner has to get them repainted there

    • @urielsalas9265
      @urielsalas9265 2 года назад

      I dont think gas is a concern for people paying the insurance on these cars.

    • @imnothereforthefood7832
      @imnothereforthefood7832 2 года назад +1

      @@urielsalas9265 it's a joke, also the whole point of an insurance scam is to get paid out FROM the insurer so your argument is invalid
      Getting paid out means you get money and that money you can use to pay for this thing called gas
      Gas goes in your car btw

  • @kevinuploadingwhatever
    @kevinuploadingwhatever 2 года назад +2174

    "1.9 million dollars of damage" - 🤡

    • @lcs7011
      @lcs7011 2 года назад +191

      Paint job is about 5k ..... rest of the car is fine

    • @stefan514
      @stefan514 2 года назад +9

      @ابو عمر الجبوري that's only true if the paint job is a sign of an accident and no, even in those cases the hit in selling price isn't huge, if the work is done by qualified companies.
      Repainting itself doesn't have an effect on anything

    • @randomdude4110
      @randomdude4110 2 года назад +17

      @ابو عمر الجبوري Do you also think having your car washed makes it lose its value too? 😂😂😂

    • @randomdude4110
      @randomdude4110 2 года назад +11

      @ابو عمر الجبوري So what is the issue? If you are selling your used car, why not hire a professional to do a proper fix? Most people probably don't want stock colors and would be glad to pay more if you can show them the quality work. There are plenty of places to sell exotic cars around the world at any given time.

    • @randomdude4110
      @randomdude4110 2 года назад +3

      @ابو عمر الجبوري I guess you don't have access to good affordable bodyshops, you had a bad experience before? In my country it's not too hard, make a lot of calls, do some diligence and research, and it wouldn't be too hard to find someone that would want their car with a custom coat.

  • @zacchfromdalou9679
    @zacchfromdalou9679 Месяц назад +1

    Yall assuming the “fck off rich” man who cars them is ain’t probably deserve this is krazy😭💀🤧💯

  • @Whitehalo117
    @Whitehalo117 Месяц назад

    Bro woke up and chose violence and jail

  • @ankl3shank3r85
    @ankl3shank3r85 2 года назад +544

    "1.9 mil in damage" they act like he totaled their cars 😂🤦

    • @uncomfortableshirt3870
      @uncomfortableshirt3870 2 года назад

      People are dumb as fuck

    • @dingusfuzzklonnkt2755
      @dingusfuzzklonnkt2755 2 года назад

      If you're talking about collector value they do not want repaints so the pos did ruin the cars. When they go to sell their $500,000 car they have to try to disclose some DA threw paint stripper on the hood. I don't know about you but if I had $500,000 for a car it wouldn't be a repaint

    • @jamesblunt1915
      @jamesblunt1915 2 года назад +18

      You act like 1.9 million is chump change. How rich are you 🤔

    • @ankl3shank3r85
      @ankl3shank3r85 2 года назад +52

      @@jamesblunt1915 he didn't do 1.9 mil in damage lmao probably like 50-100k

    • @chrismusiclover9893
      @chrismusiclover9893 2 года назад +27

      @@ankl3shank3r85 even at that i'd say it's around $75k to paint the tiny ass spots the guy "messed up" lmao people act like paint is made of gold shit's halarious

  • @richardike2342
    @richardike2342 2 года назад +401

    Insane jealousy overwhelmed him.

    • @ScottLucian
      @ScottLucian 5 месяцев назад

      What makes me sleep well at night is knowing that man is a loser and will forever be a loser. 😂
      Don’t let crap like this bring you down, King. 👑 💪

    • @TinRapper
      @TinRapper 4 месяца назад +21

      Fatherless

    • @malcomx1924
      @malcomx1924 4 месяца назад +20

      @@TinRapperprobs a borderhopperr

    • @djejrjrj
      @djejrjrj 4 месяца назад

      @@malcomx1924relax u inbred twink

    • @32oz_Modelo
      @32oz_Modelo 3 месяца назад

      @@malcomx1924stupid backwet 😂

  • @universal_wisdom3416
    @universal_wisdom3416 10 дней назад +1

    At least he’s got taste. Could never ruin a Porsche that looks that damn good 😍

  • @strafeaway
    @strafeaway 25 дней назад

    The birds 2 seconds after when i cleaned a car

  • @Dannyyzeee
    @Dannyyzeee 2 года назад +697

    Not 1.9m in damage. They just need the hoods repainted, maybe 20-30k

    • @ppredmore7085
      @ppredmore7085 2 года назад +83

      Each.

    • @PDXEVO
      @PDXEVO 2 года назад +8

      My thoughts exactly

    • @gandalf_thegrey
      @gandalf_thegrey 2 года назад +48

      @@ppredmore7085 Still not even close to the price of the entire car

    • @Apollo-Computers
      @Apollo-Computers 2 года назад +40

      What you mean? Those cars are now totaled!

    • @scrappyanimations4096
      @scrappyanimations4096 2 года назад +15

      Shhhh this guys trying to get insurance to cover youre gonna blow it

  • @bcp092980
    @bcp092980 2 года назад +190

    At the end. He's like here my fingerprints.

    • @renaudvillacis8066
      @renaudvillacis8066 2 года назад

      Low iqs

    • @malcombe7001
      @malcombe7001 2 года назад +1

      He's a Muslim, nothing will be done, he has Allan on his side.

    • @binguyt8816
      @binguyt8816 2 года назад +2

      @@malcombe7001 u r saying allah and i dont think allah will save such peoples.

    • @NotLikeUs17
      @NotLikeUs17 2 года назад +4

      Fingerprints are very rarely used to catch low level criminals like this guy.

    • @malcombe7001
      @malcombe7001 2 года назад

      @@binguyt8816
      No, Alan, saying it correctly is a compliment.

  • @hacklaurent9412
    @hacklaurent9412 Месяц назад

    And few days later it goes " my boy never hurt nobody he didnt deserve this "

  • @Fidelio1707
    @Fidelio1707 6 дней назад

    Jealous is one hell of a drug

  • @shidolamasu2889
    @shidolamasu2889 2 года назад +194

    Man was like damn that’s a fine Porsche I’ll just leave it

    • @trapr1993
      @trapr1993 2 года назад

      Nah he was like damn thats ugly af Aint no one even going to buy it or pay for repairs

    • @eat_my_haas4453
      @eat_my_haas4453 2 года назад +4

      @@trapr1993 nah cuh that’s the best car in there

    • @chacorta8306
      @chacorta8306 2 года назад +2

      @@trapr1993 you give women a bad name, this is why men usually keep them out of car conversations.

    • @shidolamasu2889
      @shidolamasu2889 2 года назад +1

      @@trapr1993 only a car guy can understand my comment so whatever…

    • @G82Watts
      @G82Watts 8 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@trapr1993u drive a dodge..

  • @bensmith1629
    @bensmith1629 2 года назад +393

    He's just blessing the cars with holy water.

    • @MattSeconds
      @MattSeconds 2 года назад +3

      Stop copying every comment on here, it's annoying

    • @bensmith1629
      @bensmith1629 2 года назад

      @@MattSeconds
      The only comment I read here is your crying ass comment.
      You crying f clown.

    • @thatoneguy6233
      @thatoneguy6233 2 года назад +2

      @@MattSeconds hey you're right he should've capitalized "Holy"

    • @fireyouth7081
      @fireyouth7081 2 года назад +1

      @@MattSeconds it ain't gonna stop so why complain about it? If it's soooooooo annoying then stop looking at the comment section 🤡🤡

    • @MattSeconds
      @MattSeconds 2 года назад +1

      @@fireyouth7081 Stop your whining, it's embarrassing

  • @chasekramer1804
    @chasekramer1804 Месяц назад

    I like how they added all the prices of the cars like they are totaled now or something😂😂

  • @PowerfulOnes
    @PowerfulOnes Месяц назад

    Feels like some sort of insurance fraud

  • @Anonymuz1
    @Anonymuz1 6 месяцев назад +55

    Bro is a spy from porshe lmao

  • @90Ferd
    @90Ferd 2 года назад +377

    Aw man these cars are totalled now, I can imagine them going strait to the junkyard with this fatal paint damage...

    • @J.0.E
      @J.0.E 2 года назад +12

      Right the horror

    • @mylittlepony7477
      @mylittlepony7477 2 года назад +6

      Man I got a buffalo, some hen and 2 cats, wanna trade them for that junk of a 4 wheeler you about to crush?

    • @angelo.3463
      @angelo.3463 2 года назад +5

      I wonder if the drivers made it…😔

    • @pratik.8156
      @pratik.8156 2 года назад +2

      Yes i will only pay 500$ for this cars🤢

    • @meatsy1
      @meatsy1 2 года назад

      Bro just put some polisher on

  • @Weezwr
    @Weezwr Месяц назад +1

    I was relieved to see he decided not to mess with the Porsche..

    • @S11lent
      @S11lent Месяц назад

      lol, porsche is a very beautiful car, there's no denying it.
      I'm a Porsche fan..

  • @Aposte-quotation
    @Aposte-quotation Месяц назад +1

    Only guy to hate harder than kendrick😂

  • @gabriellezli5826
    @gabriellezli5826 2 года назад +116

    Honestly I see why he skipped the Porsche, even though gt3 rs is one of my favorite cars when you see that gray in person it’s just too sexy

    • @justincase9888
      @justincase9888 2 года назад +7

      And that.s the reason why beautyfull women shouldn.t get tattoos. You also don.t put a bumpersticker on a Porsche

    • @greego5952
      @greego5952 2 года назад

      @@justincase9888 people don't get tattoos for other people, they get it for themselves. Lol

  • @fwix771
    @fwix771 2 года назад +109

    My guy just earned himself 5000 community service hours 😭

    • @epaminon6196
      @epaminon6196 5 месяцев назад

      The same amount White collar criminals get for causing hundreds of thousands of dollars in damages, right?

    • @WickedLobstah978
      @WickedLobstah978 Месяц назад

      200,000 hours

  • @magnetikphrequence
    @magnetikphrequence Месяц назад +1

    This is why you must stay away from envious and jealous people. The quicker you can identify them and keep out of your life the better your life will be. 🤦🏾‍♂️

  • @ethanbrown3879
    @ethanbrown3879 Месяц назад

    Buddy left fingerprints for the cops😊

  • @datsunracer9378
    @datsunracer9378 2 года назад +89

    I'm so glad that he spared the V6 Charger and the Nissan Altima.🙏😔🙏

  • @tessbarejamahandog4668
    @tessbarejamahandog4668 Месяц назад +14

    Plotwist, he was just giving them holywater😂😂😂

  • @zephjohnson2687
    @zephjohnson2687 Месяц назад

    He shooting for the most expensive insurance possible

  • @ZachBrainless
    @ZachBrainless Месяц назад

    Porsche should use this as a commercial

  • @knorrepotje22
    @knorrepotje22 2 года назад +584

    Sure let’s just asume the damage was the same as the list prices for the sake of a good YT title

    • @hebdrheh6345
      @hebdrheh6345 2 года назад +1

      The guy also ended cracking the windshield on some and full on stomped 2 holes through either rr or lambo

    • @gimmethemshoes3938
      @gimmethemshoes3938 2 года назад +10

      @@hebdrheh6345 where did you see this, because it sounds like you just made that up.

    • @hebdrheh6345
      @hebdrheh6345 2 года назад

      @@gimmethemshoes3938 I saw the second half of this video somewhere where he ended up jumping on top of one of the cars and started stomping on the windshield and cracked it and ended up putting a hole through it

    • @whoshotme7001
      @whoshotme7001 2 года назад +1

      Lmao you mad?

    • @saturation2095
      @saturation2095 2 года назад

      @@hebdrheh6345 wasn't that a different video

  • @thehorsecockexpress1068
    @thehorsecockexpress1068 2 года назад +34

    Left the bottle with his fingerprints, that double digit IQ

    • @eh6971
      @eh6971 2 года назад +1

      Doing this shit is double digit IQ.

    • @konata736
      @konata736 2 года назад

      @@eh6971 OH yeah as if cops will waste the time and money dusting finger prints for something rich people insurance already covers.

    • @David-jh8mp
      @David-jh8mp 2 года назад

      He is probably already dissolved in acid bath.

    • @infinity002
      @infinity002 2 года назад

      @@konata736 actually there was caes where Cops did do that. a lad had thsi Lamborghini which was Hella costly. a thief broke in and damaged his car for god knows why, he demanded and used his power to rain down hell on that thief because first camera evidence and 2 fingerprint. He couldn't afford the fine and went to jail. Moral of the story, don't ever touch someone else's property even if he is rich or poor

    • @infinity002
      @infinity002 2 года назад

      @@konata736 like the lad had insurance, but he was Hella crazy over the fact that his poor baby was hurt by a thief. The thief could come again too. So all hell broke loose and now the thief is living like 5 years in jail, think 5, probably. He's got a shitty life to come as well, my man is Hella influencial. Idk why this stupid thief even thought of doing that, dumb people dumb endings I guess.

  • @2147B
    @2147B 22 дня назад

    Bro owns an autobody/paint shop.

  • @TimmysReaction
    @TimmysReaction Месяц назад

    Him: omg this is soo cool, I'm gonna be so cool after this.

  • @JamesWhite-mb8mg
    @JamesWhite-mb8mg 2 года назад +5

    When he finally gets his first new car at age 43, someone will steal his tires in his drive way.

    • @stayboosted1966
      @stayboosted1966 2 года назад +2

      Or they could just blast him to tenbucktwo for fucking up their super cars

  • @DopepusherNash
    @DopepusherNash 2 месяца назад +20

    Bro spared the Porsche 😂😂😂

  • @darkNovaskar
    @darkNovaskar Месяц назад +1

    Even criminals fall victim to the Porsche puppy dog eyes 🥺

    • @S11lent
      @S11lent Месяц назад +1

      Porsche is a very beautiful car, there's no denying it.

  • @justbananurz1536
    @justbananurz1536 Месяц назад

    “Ah yes and now let me leave the bottle so I can be easier to track down”

  • @seenoevl6129
    @seenoevl6129 2 года назад +55

    Plot twist: he was a priest just was tryn to blessed the drivers for there safe race

    • @The_Bradleinater
      @The_Bradleinater 2 года назад +2

      Yeah i saw on the news it was just holy water🤣

  • @tooni-2ni
    @tooni-2ni 2 года назад +571

    “1.9mill in damage” don’t act like you’d have to buy a new car just cuz this, maybe a new paint job but not a whole car

    • @Clorox__Bleach
      @Clorox__Bleach 2 года назад +43

      Truthfully speaking, maybe not 1.9 mil but those cars probably caused tens of thousands to low hundreds of thousands in damage. A lot of low mileage cars like that are used by people to hold value. For cars like that a repaint drops the value by tens of thousands. Still not nearly the 1.9m but a lot of money.

    • @kylebutterfield2461
      @kylebutterfield2461 2 года назад +7

      it is probably including depreciation in value due to it needing a new paint job, first paint job is always worth the most

    • @glenbutler5561
      @glenbutler5561 2 года назад +1

      Costs alot to paint some of those cars.

    • @kazuya4133
      @kazuya4133 2 года назад +1

      I see
      the damage maybe exaggerated
      but the car will go drop in value due to a new paint job

    • @remyche8768
      @remyche8768 2 года назад +2

      I'd want a write off

  • @2ndbeats945
    @2ndbeats945 Месяц назад

    bro was baptizing them cars

  • @trilfiger448
    @trilfiger448 Месяц назад

    Could never hurt the Porsche 😂😂😂

  • @BigFlopperino
    @BigFlopperino 2 года назад +667

    "1.9million dollars in damage"
    Yes, all the vehicles must be replaced because of a couple drops worth of paint damage

    • @Jake-li7ih
      @Jake-li7ih 2 года назад +27

      Probably just water anyway

    • @vEvilExecutioner
      @vEvilExecutioner 2 года назад +30

      My thoughts aswell hes not masked or anything i'd say its just a stunt by the owners friend and its just water in the bottle

    • @chaytonhurlow840
      @chaytonhurlow840 2 года назад +13

      Not to mention that the cars aren't even worth the prices shown

    • @GuitarDaddyo
      @GuitarDaddyo 2 года назад

      I hear ya man.

    • @SamanthaP48
      @SamanthaP48 2 года назад +3

      Could’ve said damage to $1.9 million worth of property. Regardless I just watched a Tesla get keyed on the side $5000 (4,800 of we want to get technical) worth of paint damage just for a key mark. Nevertheless this is an EXTENSIVE amount of damage.

  • @Anon_2025
    @Anon_2025 2 года назад +128

    Everyone's saying he has good taste because he skipped the Porsche, in reality, he was creating the main suspect to the crime.

    • @fernandoabascal6295
      @fernandoabascal6295 2 года назад +3

      You overthinked it, in the most absurd way.

    • @Anon_2025
      @Anon_2025 2 года назад +9

      @@fernandoabascal6295 it's called a joke.. don't overthink it

    • @kilog8366
      @kilog8366 2 года назад +1

      @@Anon_2025 Hah got em

    • @SuperiorDefense
      @SuperiorDefense 2 года назад

      The Porsche can be sold they're still highly desirable, the rest of the cars are not. We are heading into a recession so we will see a lot of insurance scams. Hire a meth head for $500 to "vandalize" cars at your dealership and collect cash since you can't sell used exotics in a recession especially in Pima county.

    • @Anon_2025
      @Anon_2025 2 года назад

      @@SuperiorDefense um excuse me but....who tf asked you, crackhead?

  • @miguelrecinos6915
    @miguelrecinos6915 Месяц назад

    Oh no god forbid rich people with insurance..... 😂😂😂

  • @pettypablo
    @pettypablo Месяц назад

    Mustang drivers when they lose the call-outs 😂😂

  • @d3mitchus593
    @d3mitchus593 2 года назад +35

    The dude with the Porsche in on it
    He sent that lackey.

  • @DSTEP747
    @DSTEP747 2 года назад +577

    "Here's my fingers prints"
    Edit: THANKS FOR THE LIKES

    • @zachster2016
      @zachster2016 2 года назад

      Fingerprints are usually just for murder

    • @dealincat933
      @dealincat933 2 года назад +2

      Cops don’t check fingerprints Lol

    • @Yeah_Nahhh
      @Yeah_Nahhh 2 года назад +1

      @@dealincat933 are u stupid?

    • @ItsReplayBro
      @ItsReplayBro 2 года назад +8

      @@dealincat933 bruh what 🤣. Yes tf they do.

    • @SMC4free
      @SMC4free 2 года назад

      @@ItsReplayBro only if people were harmed or killed i think

  • @kevinmaruky5483
    @kevinmaruky5483 Месяц назад

    I’m honestly not even mad, he left the Porsche be 🙌🏽 😂

  • @HelloIluvbananas
    @HelloIluvbananas 7 часов назад

    This guy did this to me, he would be seeing jesus

  • @RyderGroveSt
    @RyderGroveSt 2 года назад +253

    When your neighbor’s tired of you waking him up early every weekend with loud exhaust

    • @deltasixgaming
      @deltasixgaming 2 года назад +6

      Thats when you do the Polished Aluminum Finish and Make it 4x as Loud and start Remote Starting at 12am 2am 4am and 6am

    • @DA_BEEEEEAAAAAAMS
      @DA_BEEEEEAAAAAAMS 2 года назад +1

      That's why you make it louder and rep past their house

    • @smipy
      @smipy 2 года назад

      You busta! Straight busta!

    • @ElSikario100
      @ElSikario100 2 года назад

      @@deltasixgaming yeah but now you're both not sleeping

    • @9271.
      @9271. 2 года назад

      In a bmw i8? 😂😂

  • @420rollone2
    @420rollone2 2 года назад +5

    Guy was probably paid good money to do this so they could get insurance money !

    • @woenow6940
      @woenow6940 2 года назад +1

      Exactly 💯

    • @jacobrameriz8888
      @jacobrameriz8888 2 года назад +1

      @@woenow6940 hella fake ! All for the insurance money place was shut down 😂 could tell from beginning it was fake.

  • @thatrandomgamer7169
    @thatrandomgamer7169 Месяц назад +1

    Porsche owner gonna get surrounded and be like "I don't know who did it" 😅😂😅

    • @S11lent
      @S11lent Месяц назад

      Porsche is a very beautiful car, there's no denying it.

  • @SoloMewing007
    @SoloMewing007 Месяц назад

    Bro is a Porsche lover 😂😂😂