Olympics and Wild Injuries | Pretend Problems Ep. 34
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- Опубликовано: 17 окт 2024
- This week, Chad and Kelsey talk about their favorite parts of the Olympics, the worst and weirdest injuries they've ever had, and great listener questions like how to know if you're relationship isn't meant to be or if it's just in a rut, how to stay calm during scary health times, and more! Write into pretendproblemspodcast@gmail.com with your dating and relationship advice questions and we'll answer them on the show! Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on Chad's RUclips channel!
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Watched the special twice yesterday, loved it!
Empty Nester was hilarious! Awesome work as always Chad!
Lemme tell u about my worst injury yall…. wen I was younger, every summer my mom and I and my friends mom and himself wood go camping right over the border in Oregon (I live in Da Bay). There was a row of benches, and being a child I was running and jumping from bench to bench, enjoying my youth. In my enjoyment of said activity, I failed to notice the end of the row coming, and as I jumped to reach the next bench that wasn’t there, I ended up falling and landing chin down and biting my tongue in half. We then proceeded to drive HOURS away to the nearest hospital, all the while I am personally holding my own tongue in my hand and im covered in blood. No one ever believes me cuz the stitches were clear and they disappeared after a while, but it’s something I’ll never forget and am reminded of by my mother at least once a year.
Love youse guys….. watched the special Chad, and ur still amazing.
Kelsey, when I became a parent, the climbing back up the slide infuriated me when other kids did it while my kids were playing by the rules. Then I saw one kid going up absolutely get obliterated by another coming down and it made it all better.
My worst physical injury is on Christmas Eve 2016 at like 10pm, I randomly had a seizure. I was 24 and had never had a seizure in my life. I was just watching TV in bed when it happened.
Apparently I slowly slid off the bed during the seizure and was between my night stand and bed. I came to with paramedics entering my room. I couldn't really speak or process what was going on, but my leg was in searing pain and I couldn't move. I also had bit my tongue so my mouth had blood in it. They had to put me on the stretcher and take me to ER. There they ran some tests and did a CT Scan (the transfer from the stretcher to the table was one of the most painful things ever). They couldn't find anything and thought I might have just strained or tore a muscle. They kept me over night (Christmas in the hospital. Yay!) to see how I'd do and still could barely move. Finally a doctor came in and said "let's get an X-Ray just in case". Turns out I had dislocated and vertically fractured my femur during the seizure. I had to get surgery the next day. The surgeon asked how it happened and I told him I just had a seizure randomly in bed. He said "this is the kind of injury you see in bad motorcycle or car accidents". Somehow I guess when I was seizing, my leg was banging consistently against the metal bed frame
So yeah, 3 screws, a plate, and a rod are now in my femur. I got to spend my birthday (Dec 28th) and New Years in the hospital/rehab. Luckily they did the surgery in time, because at that point it was over 36 hours since the injury and the surgeon said there is a chance necrosis could have started to set in. At that point they would have needed to give me a hip replacement. That didn't happen thankfully, but yeah...that would have sucked all because the hospital didn't bother to do an X-Ray at first.
Fantastic energy this episode!
Congratulations to Chad! Great special 🎉🎉🎉
Chad, your Netflix special was great.
LOVE the Olympics fangirling
You guys got me all excited to watch Chad on Rogan and it’s not out yet 🥺
Chad, I think you should probably stop falling asleep after major injuries. lol Special was fantastic! Congrats on 10.
Came here to say the same thing!
Daddie Chaddie your spesh was fantastic.
Chad, your new special is so freakin funny!! As expected😁… totally got busted (yup, fully a grown @ss woman) cackling when I was supposed to be napping-oops, not sorry!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
FYI:
NEVER EVER EVER put a bag of ice directly on your skin. EVER.
At a minimum you want your clothing between the bag and your skin, however, a thin cotton towel wrapped around it is good.
Best option is the flexible-right sized-gel cold packs. They usually come with a thin material sleeve. Use it.
Dude. So lucky u didn’t lose skin.🤢🥶
Loved the special! And your Mom needed to rewet the wash clothes and then they would have came right off without issue
7 years sober and I feel like the winter is the hardest for people who quit because of how boring it gets and how there’s less to do so people tend to drink to pass the time. I didn’t have a hard time quitting because I knew jail or death was imminent with how reckless of a person I was. I’ve never felt healthier tbh 🤷🏻♂️
You're both great comedians, but I'm only here for the cats.
Dudes been loving chocolate milk for decades.
Nice spesh Dad chaniels 🎉
I agree with Kelsey: she does a pretty good straight man! Only, whenever he starts to peev ON Olympian gymnast tumblers or women curlers...either insanely sweeping the ice while backing THAT THING UP...or tightening gluteus maximuses, when bent, lockin' into the long lunge, does behavior such as this ever even COME INTO PLAY! LmMFaO!! ;)
One way or the other, genetic testing results do not guarantee that you will or won't end up with dementia. My mom had it done after my grandmother was diagnosed, and her risk came back as low. Years later, she still developed Alzheimer's. Her doctor told me that he had patients whose genetic testing results put them at a much higher risk, yet they never developed any issues. Gender plays a role too, as women are more likely to get it than men due to the additional X chromosome. I've decided not to have the testing done, even though it runs in my family. I'd either end up as high risk and have to worry about it for the rest of my life, or I'd be lower risk like my mom was but afraid of it being a false sense of security.
Chad, it sounds like you need to stop putting stuff on your injuries and falling asleep. lol