This Is The Greatest Bank Heist in Chinese History

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  • Опубликовано: 9 ноя 2024

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  • @KentoBento
    @KentoBento  5 лет назад +5090

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    • @hybridce99
      @hybridce99 5 лет назад +37

      Lesson: only commit financial crimes in countries with light sentences *cough cough* United States *cough*. They would've done 3 years with probation at the most.

    • @Secret4gentm4n
      @Secret4gentm4n 5 лет назад +12

      Please do more! Doesn’t have to be a heist, just a cool dramatic story.

    • @lavanypadha958
      @lavanypadha958 5 лет назад +6

      Please try to post more videos. U r videos r already fun and informative to watch.

    • @NilanMihindukulasooriya
      @NilanMihindukulasooriya 5 лет назад +3

      Your story telling is on point. Need one more

    • @KabyAlkaris
      @KabyAlkaris 5 лет назад +2

      way to ruin a video

  • @tuberculosis8451
    @tuberculosis8451 5 лет назад +13918

    The first robbery sounded like a loan with extra steps

  • @jrssww
    @jrssww 4 года назад +2936

    It boggles my mind how greedy people can get. He was oblivious how lucky he actually got with the lottery tickets on the first round and he probably would never have gotten caught if he stopped there!

    • @rahulhnair9162
      @rahulhnair9162 4 года назад +134

      Then how could he have featured in a KENTO BENTO video?😂😂😂

    • @Jacob-eg3kv
      @Jacob-eg3kv 4 года назад +58

      Dude had a great job anyway I doubt he was hurting for anything. Then again though...China.

    • @silvesta5027
      @silvesta5027 4 года назад +88

      It would’ve been easy for him to have stopped right there....makes you think how many people have gotten away with stuff without ever being caught

    • @DaveS859
      @DaveS859 3 года назад +9

      @《鱼Sharkbait鱼》 no one cares what you think you may be sensing

    • @anonymousperson3023
      @anonymousperson3023 3 года назад +11

      He mightve been aware to his luck but he wanted to push it further. Its either that or this. He wanted to push his luck or he didnt know how lucky he was

  • @casmusthai4302
    @casmusthai4302 5 лет назад +10603

    Heist Crew Cut:
    Ren: 10%
    Ma: 10%
    Lottery ticket vendor: 80%

    • @SloppySlushy
      @SloppySlushy 5 лет назад +128

      I was simply used for the setups, what a fool I was to think those fiends would include me in the heist

    • @ec1005
      @ec1005 5 лет назад +39

      Ok gta

    • @casmusthai4302
      @casmusthai4302 5 лет назад +12

      @@ec1005 you guessed that right

    • @AJOlesen
      @AJOlesen 5 лет назад +22

      the vendor paid them to do that!!
      JK

    • @annafu6436
      @annafu6436 5 лет назад +52

      When you pick a bad crew in GTA 5

  • @mynameisDuck
    @mynameisDuck 3 года назад +1346

    "He entered the vault...where everything was also fine. The money was there, the bank's security system was down... in fact, everything was just as he planned."
    What a brilliant twist to start the video. Amazing writing!

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +5057

    So, don't buy lottery tickets, sell them instead.
    *Secrets to getting rich*

    • @deltasamu
      @deltasamu 4 года назад +43

      you're the guy who's always at Rustage's comment sections!

    • @LattoSan
      @LattoSan 4 года назад +74

      @@deltasamu
      He's in every comment section

    • @cloudthesheep
      @cloudthesheep 4 года назад +3

      Stonks

    • @luvcirii
      @luvcirii 4 года назад +4

      I JUST SAW YOU AT A "never gonna give you up" VID AND YOUR HERE WTF!-

    • @jakethefake527
      @jakethefake527 4 года назад +1

      What comment section have a seen you in

  • @Utonian21
    @Utonian21 5 лет назад +12615

    Who won in this scenario? The ticket vendors.

    • @rajuramlall
      @rajuramlall 5 лет назад +319

      The house always wins

    • @engcrew6669
      @engcrew6669 5 лет назад +74

      Vendors*

    • @omenzilla9755
      @omenzilla9755 5 лет назад +37

      Gucci Steve thanks my 40 year old language arts teacher

    • @engcrew6669
      @engcrew6669 5 лет назад +30

      Thicc Doggo Actually I am 41 thank you very much.

    • @omenzilla9755
      @omenzilla9755 5 лет назад +12

      Gucci Steve hows life now that you’re divorced

  • @account_name5500
    @account_name5500 4 года назад +4589

    He is so good at maths that he thought his luck based plan would work twice.

    • @Nor1MAL
      @Nor1MAL 4 года назад +122

      It might be a case of nepotism/corruption in China, where he got the job either through family or party ties. In other words, he was not qualified for the job at all!

    • @alofii6106
      @alofii6106 3 года назад +16

      See that’s what happens when you cling onto hope

    • @Forgesx
      @Forgesx 3 года назад +16

      @@Nor1MAL thats what I was asking myself...
      How can someone that dumb become a bank manager...

    • @brendanzhang7488
      @brendanzhang7488 3 года назад +3

      @@Forgesx family

    • @bap01
      @bap01 3 года назад

      Apoco fist lul

  • @aaronfidelis3188
    @aaronfidelis3188 3 года назад +324

    "In desperation, Ren and Ma came up with an ingenious solution: doubling down with heist #3."
    I BEG YOUR PARDON???!

  • @porkdumplings8067
    @porkdumplings8067 4 года назад +3877

    They were given a year until their execution man yoshie shiratori would of gotten out of there already *weaklings*

    • @mgbale01
      @mgbale01 4 года назад +145

      Dam hello from other video

    • @johndalton8839
      @johndalton8839 4 года назад +128

      He would've gotten out twice or more in that amount of time, I think

    • @biolab666
      @biolab666 4 года назад +73

      Onestly he had like 9888845666321000001 skils

    • @jacobfrancisco7580
      @jacobfrancisco7580 4 года назад +15

      Elzė Elzė abilities*

    • @theweebmafia9542
      @theweebmafia9542 4 года назад +65

      His final ability: EATING *TOMATOES*

  • @scoobypoopypoo3463
    @scoobypoopypoo3463 5 лет назад +3090

    Criminal: *steals money*
    Me: That sounds illegal...
    Criminal: *returns the exact sum*
    Me: *Welp, he smart.*

    • @mancha4948
      @mancha4948 5 лет назад +21

      @I couldn’t think Of anything Well the thing is with a loan (or borrowed capital for a business)
      There is always interest, so you'd have to pay back the amount you took plus interest...

    • @mimszanadunstedt441
      @mimszanadunstedt441 4 года назад +9

      Its not smart, remember lol.

    • @SuperChuckRaney
      @SuperChuckRaney 4 года назад +8

      @I couldn’t think Of anything ... Stealing the money, then returning it ? That's not SMART, it's interesting, and MAYBE clever, but it's still stealing. AS SHOWN, when he steals again and loses it all.

    • @БорисОхлаждай
      @БорисОхлаждай 4 года назад +3

      STONKS

    • @TheFerretofEarth
      @TheFerretofEarth 4 года назад +2

      Venders were smarter

  • @binoysandeep7407
    @binoysandeep7407 4 года назад +3903

    He knows how to tell a story. I've an exam tomorrow and he has got me stuck.

    • @ape3332
      @ape3332 4 года назад +22

      Did IT go well?

    • @Maximum950
      @Maximum950 4 года назад +15

      Its quarantine WTF?

    • @nathancabiles796
      @nathancabiles796 4 года назад +24

      Online classes buddy

    • @Miscrete
      @Miscrete 4 года назад +29

      @@nathancabiles796 no.. he posted it 4 months ago

    • @vontabi
      @vontabi 4 года назад +5

      @@Maximum950 He posted this comment 4 months ago :/

  • @SammyWatsit
    @SammyWatsit 4 года назад +467

    They were fucking killed holy shit, I kinda feel bad for that Ma guy, he agreed to do a heist, never gained anything then was executed

    • @henrychen8755
      @henrychen8755 3 года назад +55

      Chinese law is unusually harsh

    • @henrychen8755
      @henrychen8755 3 года назад +57

      @@jonatanedriktanoto2100 I understand, but Chinese law is also very vague, which makes it very easy for them to arrest you on any sort of convictions, plus not being able to have lawyers makes it really easy to get persecuted for arbitrary reasons

    • @superbutter476
      @superbutter476 3 года назад +3

      @@jonatanedriktanoto2100 prime minister? You mean the corrupted dictator himself? Corruption is just an excuse to wipe out any opposing party members who lost

    • @omairshafiq1998
      @omairshafiq1998 3 года назад +1

      @@henrychen8755 law is meant to be harsh. Make it lax and murderers like Bush roam open in the streets

    • @slampest
      @slampest 3 года назад +3

      @@omairshafiq1998 no its meant to rehabilitate and punish individuals at the same time.
      Only primitive apes would want a death penatly. You cant undo a bad judgment with that. This especially goes for when someone turns out to be innocent.

  • @twizzysin
    @twizzysin 5 лет назад +2121

    “This is gonna work, Ren”
    “I know it is, cause i dunno what I’m gonna do if it doesn’t”
    Damn, i felt that

    • @Sir_Kitel
      @Sir_Kitel 5 лет назад +11

      avengers reference

    • @OfficialVelka
      @OfficialVelka 5 лет назад +10

      So you attempted a heist?

    • @twizzysin
      @twizzysin 5 лет назад +14

      Umm uh, no, why would i?? 😓

    • @ToxicSkull0
      @ToxicSkull0 5 лет назад +2

      Endgame reference

    • @twizzysin
      @twizzysin 5 лет назад +3

      ToxicSkull0 yea, when Steve was talking to Natasha

  • @Ethan-fl3yp
    @Ethan-fl3yp 5 лет назад +2783

    MrBeast: I will be scratching the most lottery tickets in one go.
    Ren: Am I a joke to you?

  • @firstname8685
    @firstname8685 5 лет назад +3165

    This guy is a genius in introducing his ads.

  • @user-iz9ix8ru8d
    @user-iz9ix8ru8d 4 года назад +333

    Incredible how someone so bad at math and logic got a job at such a well-known and respected government facility in the first place.

    • @BoxStudioExecutive
      @BoxStudioExecutive Год назад +12

      Corruption / Nepotism

    • @Quincy_Morris
      @Quincy_Morris Год назад

      It’s communist China. Meritocracy isn’t exactly a thing.

    • @joosh8106
      @joosh8106 Год назад +2

      He isnt bad at math, he just risked it and let the luck decide his fate

    • @rosaria8384
      @rosaria8384 8 месяцев назад +2

      It's hilarious though - Ren Xiaofeng only got his job at the Agricultural Bank of China because he had connections, even though he was demoted to being a vault manager before the robberies

  • @XeranDereth
    @XeranDereth 5 лет назад +4003

    Five years for aiding in a heist? I thought the guards were going to get worst, guess China isn't as harsh as I thou...
    "they were given the death penalty" Nevermind

    • @saltandcoffee8171
      @saltandcoffee8171 5 лет назад +335

      Exactly my reaction.. And I mean... a death penalty cmon

    • @InnovativeNationOfficial
      @InnovativeNationOfficial 5 лет назад +242

      ren and ma were given a death penalty, the guards just got 5 years

    • @brzi1236
      @brzi1236 5 лет назад +13

      Same haha😂

    • @saltandcoffee8171
      @saltandcoffee8171 5 лет назад +1

      @@brzi1236 hello, may I ask why your name is brzi? I'm wondering where you're from...

    • @brzi1236
      @brzi1236 5 лет назад +28

      @@saltandcoffee8171 I'm from Macedonia and that's a nickname. In my language it is something like "speedy" or "fast kid".

  • @saifschannel2599
    @saifschannel2599 5 лет назад +555

    The only winner here is litterally anyone who sold lottery tickets around the premises

  • @anhduynguyendinh1167
    @anhduynguyendinh1167 5 лет назад +2063

    Moral story?
    DON'T BUY LOTTERY TICKET!!!

    • @wholesomebaker5410
      @wholesomebaker5410 5 лет назад +42

      "do not contribute to the lottery~"

    • @Matthew_Klepadlo
      @Matthew_Klepadlo 5 лет назад +28

      Яudi
      Doing the math,
      Good chances would be 1,337 times. I did the meth and smoked the math. Lol

    • @Hetsu..
      @Hetsu.. 5 лет назад +23

      @@Matthew_Klepadlo It's far worse than 1 in 1000 ROFLLL. You know if the chances were that high lotteries would be broke -_-

    • @Southwander
      @Southwander 5 лет назад +5

      *Tickets*

    • @opcscott2875
      @opcscott2875 5 лет назад +2

      @@Matthew_Klepadlo its like one and thousands of zeros

  • @rockydee7499
    @rockydee7499 4 года назад +1191

    both would have been able to get away with just ditching their jobs and running away with a total amount of 6 million dollars before the bank gets suspicions of their disapearance.

    • @woosan6594
      @woosan6594 4 года назад +44

      huh ?? then it will be clear they are the culprit and they'll become wanted men;;;

    • @yeya6983
      @yeya6983 4 года назад +158

      @@woosan6594 eh they became wanted at the end anyways, they were doomed from the start haha

    • @randomperson1714
      @randomperson1714 4 года назад +49

      woosan with that money they could move to a different country.

    • @voidtuck4061
      @voidtuck4061 4 года назад +26

      They could use vacation time to flee the country

    • @quitted7276
      @quitted7276 4 года назад +10

      @@voidtuck4061 but couldn't China demand the country that they fled to for the two men? Even if they somehow disappear, they'll find them eventually- especially with so much money.

  • @Jireninyourrecommendations
    @Jireninyourrecommendations 5 лет назад +2709

    Started with 200,000 yen
    Ended with 200,000 yen
    *_Perfectly balanced as all things should be_*

  • @CoolVids19
    @CoolVids19 5 лет назад +570

    He was literally "just borrowing" money. Lmao. At least for the first one.

  • @chiyu491
    @chiyu491 5 лет назад +356

    They should turn this into an anime with a much darker twist.

    • @Cj-tg3ms
      @Cj-tg3ms 5 лет назад +12

      Darkskin Rapist yess I need an anime where the mc is on the run and hiding from officials

    • @artexdirectartexdirect1888
      @artexdirectartexdirect1888 5 лет назад +3

      Is there any such anime's relating to bank heist or hacking

    • @nobodybw1962
      @nobodybw1962 5 лет назад +6

      @@artexdirectartexdirect1888 I suppose some variations of Lupin the 3rd.

    • @GD-oe5ws
      @GD-oe5ws 5 лет назад +1

      Artexdirect Artexdirect "The daughter of 20 faces" anime has a couple of heists

    • @danii1609
      @danii1609 5 лет назад +1

      ꧁Tᴏɴʏ Tσиу Cнopper꧂ fullmetal alchemist

  • @SAB-zm2ir
    @SAB-zm2ir 4 года назад +327

    *Yo, that's the smoothest sponsor introduction I've ever seen*

  • @hoangtran4736
    @hoangtran4736 5 лет назад +905

    If your bank's vault manager doesn't know basic probabilities, you deserve to be robbed lmao.

    • @tomservo5007
      @tomservo5007 5 лет назад +12

      bullshit, no one deserves to be robbed, except you

    • @akeiai
      @akeiai 5 лет назад +47

      @@dejlislive5751 bullshit, everything's going to be robbed.

    • @jadeyeung3550
      @jadeyeung3550 5 лет назад +5

      TreeMobile. This reply section is funny😂

    • @witheredscars3914
      @witheredscars3914 5 лет назад +3

      @@jadeyeung3550 bullshit lie, now you deserve to be robbed.

    • @bob-uj4vn
      @bob-uj4vn 5 лет назад

      hope ya'll get cancer

  • @TinyFord1
    @TinyFord1 5 лет назад +934

    Me:“That’s a stupid plan”
    Narrator: “If you haven’t noticed, this is a stupid plan”
    Aaaaah, smart narrator

    • @bravomike4734
      @bravomike4734 5 лет назад +6

      Me:- "If u haven't noticed, that's a smart narrator."

  • @tenshou7120
    @tenshou7120 5 лет назад +2621

    Steal 6.2million to buy lottery ticket,only gain 12.7k profit...
    *STONK*

    • @Benjamin-uv7op
      @Benjamin-uv7op 5 лет назад +72

      *S T O N K S*

    • @jakobleever5538
      @jakobleever5538 5 лет назад +92

      the 12.7k wasn't even profit, so STONKS

    • @davesiu680
      @davesiu680 5 лет назад +63

      no you dont call that profits. you would call a profit if they invested 6.2mil and gain 6.2 mil back. what ever is remaining is the profit
      STONK

    • @noahf1388
      @noahf1388 5 лет назад +2

      Sorry Einstein

    • @stervenmealey1097
      @stervenmealey1097 5 лет назад +5

      @@jakobleever5538 nice edit
      *STONKS*

  • @TheJolle
    @TheJolle 4 года назад +57

    This would make a great crime/comedy movie
    "Just keep scratching! There's got to be win in one of these"

  • @dhp6687
    @dhp6687 5 лет назад +926

    Who flees to the Capital City after committing the greatest bank heist in Chinese history?

    • @hassankhalil3275
      @hassankhalil3275 5 лет назад +185

      Ma

    • @zatoichibana
      @zatoichibana 5 лет назад +84

      i know right? china is so big and there's a lot of rural area, im pretty sure some settlement not even under their radar, maybe its the paranoia that got to them

    • @AERoVALKYRiE
      @AERoVALKYRiE 5 лет назад +169

      Just robbed Federal Reserve Bank of New York. It's time to flee to Washington DC

    • @tablecornerconfucianist9308
      @tablecornerconfucianist9308 5 лет назад +6

      Stimpy did

    • @tengma2533
      @tengma2533 5 лет назад +65

      someone stupid enough to think they can get money by mass buying lottery.

  • @thefivevowels3601
    @thefivevowels3601 5 лет назад +558

    How on earth did he managed to get his Finance degree, letr alone director of a bank

    • @selfcontrol8701
      @selfcontrol8701 5 лет назад +36

      I think it was just greed and desperation that led to this, but none other less, these 2 still lack intelligence
      AND DIGNITY

  • @user-ic8vs2po6m
    @user-ic8vs2po6m 5 лет назад +1214

    Ma: dude lets return the money we robbed
    Ren: ok lets rob the bank again
    Ma: what......oh...ok?

  • @johnshedIetsky
    @johnshedIetsky 4 года назад +356

    instead of him stealing from the vault he shouldve just loaned from the bank

    • @DS32341
      @DS32341 4 года назад +39

      I don’t think the bank would loan the money to him just so he can buy lottery tickets

    • @robertdevito5001
      @robertdevito5001 3 года назад +2

      UCTUM, Sean idk about the processes in China for procuring a loan, but either way loans mean interest. I think this guy made a serious error in his calculations, he thought he figured it out and that there was no risk because of how many lotto tickets he’d buy, I knew someone personally who made this same mistake, she was a kid and either way I showed her she was wrong (like most kids who think they’ve figured out what no one else has thought of she couldn’t keep her secret, and basically gave me what she thought was the ticket to free riches). What he should’ve done once he was in this situation was just take the money from the third heist and get lost.

    • @JayJay-wf2oe
      @JayJay-wf2oe 3 года назад +2

      You can't do it. it would leave a record. plus if your credit score isn't high enough the bank won't lend you much money unless you have something else that you can mortgage like real estates.

    • @andrasujlaki6551
      @andrasujlaki6551 2 года назад

      genius

    • @rosaria8384
      @rosaria8384 8 месяцев назад

      With how uncertain the Chinese banking system is, and how it has a huge rap sheet for stealing money from its borrowers and employees, yeah he could have gotten money the legal way and got away with it regardless

  • @planetdesign4681
    @planetdesign4681 5 лет назад +505

    “The dodgy car salesman had seen someone far dodgier than himself.”
    10/10

  • @caliqm2199
    @caliqm2199 4 года назад +527

    "This is the story of how a few ticket vendors made away with 6,726,000 dollars"

  • @smithmarion1
    @smithmarion1 4 года назад +336

    WHAT! They got the death penalty, my goodness that’s so harsh there’s criminals who murder people, who remain on “death row” for 15+ years and then never get killed, all these people did was steal money.

    • @genghiskhan4883
      @genghiskhan4883 3 года назад +123

      it is china after all

    • @toweldog355
      @toweldog355 3 года назад +13

      @@genghiskhan4883 exactly

    • @GewalfofWivia
      @GewalfofWivia 3 года назад +36

      Convicted murderers in China get promptly executed too, what do you mean "never get killed"? No comfy hotel stays for scum.

    • @GewalfofWivia
      @GewalfofWivia 3 года назад +23

      @@augustuslunasol10thapostle IDK bout the rest of "the west", but in the US the situation is that you can be killed by law enforcement for a lot less than what it takes in China.

    • @GewalfofWivia
      @GewalfofWivia 3 года назад +6

      @@augustuslunasol10thapostle I live in China. What you are saying is false. Get better informed.

  • @devashishmanna1635
    @devashishmanna1635 5 лет назад +239

    *Plot* Twist:- In *the* *end,* *that* *was* *all* *planned* *by* *the* *lottery* *vendor!*

    • @Say_Tin
      @Say_Tin 5 лет назад +1

      hello fellow raizel

  • @jebronlames4559
    @jebronlames4559 5 лет назад +1115

    They should've just took the money and ran to vietnam or something

    • @accelmemory
      @accelmemory 5 лет назад +80

      They got greedy and cocky 🤔

    • @tipsyp3969
      @tipsyp3969 5 лет назад +169

      @@accelmemory no, they're just dumb

    • @ericwood3709
      @ericwood3709 5 лет назад +7

      taken and run*

    • @inactivechannel1312
      @inactivechannel1312 5 лет назад +11

      Bad idea because the airport workers will detain his fake id

    • @toast8851
      @toast8851 5 лет назад +10

      Boat ride,it’ll be slow,but they’ll be safer

  • @fullcrackalchemist
    @fullcrackalchemist 5 лет назад +1419

    The dodgy car salesman selling out Ren:
    *I'm sorry, little one.*

  • @DamianLoved
    @DamianLoved 4 года назад +34

    This is my new favorite channel-- you're a hell of a storyteller.

  • @H3Y0o
    @H3Y0o 5 лет назад +390

    "Asians are the best when it comes to mathematics and calculations"
    Ren and Ma: Hold our beer.
    Wait what?

  • @TeoBladasVevo
    @TeoBladasVevo 5 лет назад +366

    The best storyteller on the platform!Love your vids

  • @isaiahcantu2773
    @isaiahcantu2773 5 лет назад +134

    "The mastermind, Ren"
    who also tried to recoup and get make money by heisting cash from his own bank and spending it all on lottery tickets.

  • @arthurothewisebread
    @arthurothewisebread 4 года назад +12

    MAN! Your script is soooo good, I can't explain, is just, so genius. That plot twist that you made in the begginig, was sooo good!

  • @HakarDoski
    @HakarDoski 5 лет назад +2194

    this was just a 10 minute ad for Dashlane

  • @Jireninyourrecommendations
    @Jireninyourrecommendations 5 лет назад +1048

    The transition to the sponsor was amazing 😂😂

    • @temakbruh4771
      @temakbruh4771 5 лет назад +20

      My man is known for his smooth ad transition

    • @existtodieofdepression3762
      @existtodieofdepression3762 5 лет назад +2

      why did u comment twice jiren

    • @TotalWarKS
      @TotalWarKS 5 лет назад +7

      It really turns me off from such a good video, hoping for a good ending but he transition into an ad... he could have just done it afterwards

    • @v1ncen715
      @v1ncen715 5 лет назад

      @@TotalWarKS Exactly.

  • @TheGreatDevlin
    @TheGreatDevlin 5 лет назад +1157

    I love China sometimes. Basically caught because he didn't look like a guy with a job anymore lol.

    • @董家琪
      @董家琪 5 лет назад +47

      And sentenced to death. No cutting deals with the FBI over there lol. No wasting taxpayers' money either. Bullets are dirt cheap so are shallow graves.

    • @董家琪
      @董家琪 5 лет назад +19

      @@267Alessio lol good one bro

    • @董家琪
      @董家琪 5 лет назад +4

      @joseaca I'm sorry to hear that man. I'm sure they're in a better place now.

    • @umamifan
      @umamifan 5 лет назад +8

      @@lingyuli7327 damn you laid it on them hard. every race has their own "problems" and "conflicts". i dont see why name calling is even reasonable nowadays. its 2019 people should give up the race act

    • @narcotic702
      @narcotic702 5 лет назад +2

      @@董家琪 六月四日天安门广场大屠杀

  • @yuu_rei
    @yuu_rei 3 года назад +3

    I am so glad I found your channel because I can learn a thing or two about story telling and writing from you! Just phenomenal! Your one liner twists are so sharp yet subtle and smooth that my eyes and ears just gloss over them, invoking a much better and mentally enlightening response than a sudden whiplash you get from normal plot twists. Such a great job overall! I hope your health becomes better soon!

  • @getgudhawk7981
    @getgudhawk7981 5 лет назад +472

    So here is the moral of the story
    Dont waste your money on lottery ticket kids!

    • @lillyie
      @lillyie 4 года назад +4

      or be a ticket vendor. those ticket vendors must've been rich after this heist

    • @loe7365
      @loe7365 4 года назад +1

      I heard that jackpot winning lottery tickets aren't released to the public until they have got enough profit.

    • @markhaffely7252
      @markhaffely7252 4 года назад +1

      Cloudy Red k

  • @Scuffed_Quads
    @Scuffed_Quads 5 лет назад +338

    Legend says this was a commercial just for dashlane

    • @edwinwang6520
      @edwinwang6520 5 лет назад +1

      Allan Chavez it is :(

    • @Otrebla2754
      @Otrebla2754 5 лет назад +1

      @@edwinwang6520 but hey, it is a pretty nice video

    • @edwinw1028
      @edwinw1028 5 лет назад

      Killer2754 yes, I agree

  • @rareantarcticbear8917
    @rareantarcticbear8917 5 лет назад +3288

    If it was the greatest bank heist you wouldnt be making a video about it

    • @lanewilliams4473
      @lanewilliams4473 5 лет назад +210

      It can be great without being successful.

    • @whynot4921
      @whynot4921 5 лет назад +66

      Greatest just means biggest

    • @rareantarcticbear8917
      @rareantarcticbear8917 5 лет назад +24

      @@lanewilliams4473 Well how can it be great if it failed?

    • @stervenmealey1097
      @stervenmealey1097 5 лет назад +32

      @@dosran5786 actually that is a valid definition of greatest, take your own advice and do a little research before thinking you know it all

    • @stervenmealey1097
      @stervenmealey1097 5 лет назад +9

      www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/great_1

  • @Strikery
    @Strikery 2 года назад +9

    8:51 Ending Unlocked: *Betrayal*

  • @-_.Melody._-
    @-_.Melody._- 4 года назад +114

    That was possibly one of the _smoothest_ intros I have ever seen.

  • @Willem500
    @Willem500 5 лет назад +504

    4:25 i wasnt paying attention much and just heard "unfortunately for him, ma was gay." and was like umm what?

  • @milesworld426
    @milesworld426 5 лет назад +446

    Video: "ma was game"
    My brain: yo he just said mom was gay

  • @anonymus3219
    @anonymus3219 4 года назад +14

    "And finally, the car salesman found someone dodgier than him" killed me hahahaaa

  • @lolsflint7598
    @lolsflint7598 5 лет назад +360

    Thanos: * Wipes out 50% of all life *
    Asian Bank Heists: * rates drop by 50% *
    Kento Bento: *NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*

    • @famoterlhh4993
      @famoterlhh4993 5 лет назад

      But are you sure he won't be eliminated?

  • @TonyEjerJiang
    @TonyEjerJiang 5 лет назад +101

    Can’t do lottery math: work in a back as manager.

  • @abdulrahmanhani2179
    @abdulrahmanhani2179 5 лет назад +257

    I feel bad for Ma, he got dragged into this and executed in the end

    • @quepro4182
      @quepro4182 5 лет назад +1

      Abdulrahman Hani same

    • @mazda09ize
      @mazda09ize 5 лет назад +63

      He could've just said no. He is as guilty as the other guy.

    • @damienmiller5363
      @damienmiller5363 5 лет назад +3

      oof

    • @1003JustinLaw
      @1003JustinLaw 5 лет назад +11

      He could have turned whistleblower, but he let his greed get the better of him, and paid the price. Suppose a gang offered a police money to look the other way when they kill a guy, can you honest say that the police is innocent and was "dragged into it" if he accepts the money?

    • @mrdudeman4758
      @mrdudeman4758 4 года назад +2

      i think they were overly punished but the way i see it is that he was just as guilty

  • @tdestroyer1882
    @tdestroyer1882 3 года назад +7

    Imagine being a lottery ticket vendor who earned 100s of thousands of Yaun and perhaps even millions.

  • @ultimatebatman00
    @ultimatebatman00 5 лет назад +139

    Stealing money and buying lottery tickets to replace the money
    A small price to pay for salvation

  • @bottomgear4028
    @bottomgear4028 5 лет назад +232

    Woah, death penalty for a bank robbery. China ain't pulling punches

    • @DanielLee-qz1yd
      @DanielLee-qz1yd 5 лет назад +9

      Steven Hamke it’s death penalty for corrupt politicians too last I heard

    • @bruddaozzo
      @bruddaozzo 5 лет назад

      @@DanielLee-qz1yd Under a certain status level sure. Same in any government. Do as I say, not as I do.

    • @noahbender2147
      @noahbender2147 5 лет назад +2

      The crime doesn't fit the punishment

    • @VNYoshi
      @VNYoshi 5 лет назад +1

      That was for embezzlement, which I'd guess due to the crack down on corruption. Embezzlement can be broad, and encapsulate some nasty corruption case, hence the death penalty (since China classifies corruption to be worthy of a death sentence). Slightly different from your standard case of corruption driven embezzlement, but still embezzlement.

    • @qharis-lm902
      @qharis-lm902 5 лет назад

      @Alex Jay He would be rewarded a few hundred to spend however he wanted on his last day, for things like eating well, smoking, compensating his family, or to pay for his bullet. If he didn't, his family would have to pay up to get his body back.

  • @Say_Tin
    @Say_Tin 5 лет назад +139

    ren and ma: heist time!
    lottery ticket vendors: stonks

  • @rse_0122
    @rse_0122 3 года назад +6

    "But fortunately for Ren, Ma was game, endGam- *no* "
    "Piles and piles that would put Mr. Beast to shame"
    bro.

  • @DarkNinja-24
    @DarkNinja-24 4 года назад +171

    Execution seems a bit too harsh... At first I thought they were gonna get life long sentence

    • @danshakuimo
      @danshakuimo 3 года назад +11

      It's China lol

    • @epikhamzter4311
      @epikhamzter4311 3 года назад +1

      @@danshakuimo yup

    • @Alowaxy_Terraria
      @Alowaxy_Terraria 3 года назад +4

      Punishments in China are insanely strict.

    • @jimmychen996
      @jimmychen996 3 года назад

      Life long prison is worse than the death penalty since you suffer more. With the death penalty it all ends instantly

    • @sursurrus
      @sursurrus 3 года назад +1

      anything that embarrasses the government is punishable by death, often without a trial.

  • @max_crazychris7525
    @max_crazychris7525 4 года назад +349

    0:53
    Viewers:ain’t gonna lie they had us at the first part

  • @ronansingh242
    @ronansingh242 5 лет назад +509

    In da west, bank robs you

  • @Nlz45
    @Nlz45 3 года назад +3

    I genuinely love kento bento and the way he is even tho he brings genuine amazing stories and with all infos with amazing art by kento bentos artist he (the narrator) has a quirky and funny personality (the endgame jokes and all even in other videos) and the best part is that he doesn’t overdue it it’s just right 😭💖💖 god I love to watch his videos ✨

  • @FirasLaallam
    @FirasLaallam 5 лет назад +306

    Man: Wanna do a heist?
    Chinese man: No thanks
    Man: It’ll be the greatest heist ever!
    Chinese man: Perhaps

  • @paulandrewgomez861
    @paulandrewgomez861 5 лет назад +55

    That Dashlane add transition was smooth af!
    Not to mention those Endgame references were legit too.

    • @sandrooliveir5066
      @sandrooliveir5066 5 лет назад

      I just got my 6th free trial RUclips premium.
      Feeling kinda pissed. I want to see this transition.

    • @ashoe7942
      @ashoe7942 5 лет назад

      @@sandrooliveir5066 10:07

    • @mathewpeter8759
      @mathewpeter8759 5 лет назад +1

      For real this man made a 11 minute ad

  • @an1emus120
    @an1emus120 5 лет назад +233

    Basically they technically got their money back then? Assuming the lottery is government run.

    • @Ezichim
      @Ezichim 5 лет назад +21

      Yes.....

    • @peiranzhang4283
      @peiranzhang4283 5 лет назад +1

      @Manvir Singh Yeah, but I am sure no one's accounts got deleted, the government just feeds some money back.

    • @3d2y94
      @3d2y94 5 лет назад +1

      Yes but actually no

    • @toast8851
      @toast8851 5 лет назад +1

      In small letters it says 5.5 million was recovered

    • @toast8851
      @toast8851 5 лет назад +2

      9:27,bottom left

  • @RandomShowerThoughts
    @RandomShowerThoughts 2 года назад +3

    6:30 the delivery was beautiful 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @sovansundertale3845
    @sovansundertale3845 5 лет назад +57

    We've been bamboozled, this was a 11 minutes and 42 seconds sponsor video for "Dashlane"

  • @ssi1234321
    @ssi1234321 5 лет назад +37

    Great video, I lost it at "Ren and Stimpy". But that segaway into Dashlane was legendary.

    • @MelkMan7
      @MelkMan7 5 лет назад +2

      These sponsor segways are very creative sometimes but I pay for RUclips premium to avoid ads and now they're part of the video.

  • @thecoolaxolotlnova8523
    @thecoolaxolotlnova8523 5 лет назад +51

    Him: don't make the same mistake as the bank
    Me: aw sh¡t here we go again

  • @redbyu.s3149
    @redbyu.s3149 4 года назад +7

    This man just did the cleanest transition into a sponsor towards the end

  • @yashchopra7313
    @yashchopra7313 4 года назад +211

    Moral of the story: Dont be like agricultural bank, be like *Dashlane*

  • @treenasabayton3701
    @treenasabayton3701 4 года назад +123

    Kento: he stole 200,000 won and which is not much it was only 26,000 dollars
    Me:I don't even have a penny in my pocket

    • @marga8732
      @marga8732 4 года назад +3

      Treena Sabayton *yuan

    • @Person5-
      @Person5- 3 года назад

      Me: I don’t even have pockets

  • @kenzy5439
    @kenzy5439 4 года назад +49

    I just watched the prison escape artist in Japan and I'm in love with this Chanel!!!!!!

    • @Mr.Scoliosis
      @Mr.Scoliosis 4 года назад +2

      That's how I found him to

    • @hanifsulistiyo3559
      @hanifsulistiyo3559 3 года назад +2

      Yeah that's how I found him too. I started watching 1 year ago.

  • @seajayvel
    @seajayvel 4 года назад +8

    I love how this dude makes it seems like this was just a long ass add for dashlane lmao

  • @PracticalNeuron
    @PracticalNeuron 4 года назад +77

    Criminals: **robs a few mill**
    Mr. Beast: **sweating intensively**

  • @fortzprod.8096
    @fortzprod.8096 5 лет назад +49

    I’ve been avoiding this video for so long since it was in my feed, now idk why I was avoiding it

    • @PizzaDubois
      @PizzaDubois 5 лет назад +1

      😂 Me too and now I'm off to check out his other videos.

  • @dedewx9550
    @dedewx9550 5 лет назад +23

    Daaamn, the first minute was the quickest and best plot twist I have ever seen

    • @vaarelsauce
      @vaarelsauce 5 лет назад +2

      nutty intro and transitioning, i like it

  • @Aman_TopG
    @Aman_TopG 4 года назад +55

    1:46
    Kento: 200,000 isn’t that much, compared to US dollars it is 26,000 dollars
    Me:
    Edit: I do not live in the USA I live in the U.K.

  • @bryayen
    @bryayen 5 лет назад +63

    9:42
    Ren: This is the last moment of my life... you ready Ma?
    Thanos: *_Snaps_*

  • @ashersambitions9166
    @ashersambitions9166 5 лет назад +308

    I'm a simple man. When I see a Kento Bento video upload, I click

    • @Toasty_-jx6zk
      @Toasty_-jx6zk 5 лет назад +7

      Asher's Ambitions so simple you can’t come up with an original comment.

    • @xoxo94
      @xoxo94 5 лет назад

      @@Toasty_-jx6zk #savage

  • @helloimjerry1580
    @helloimjerry1580 5 лет назад +67

    this video is appearing like 10 times on my reccomendation.

  • @vizthex
    @vizthex 3 года назад +5

    bruh, I can't believe Ren thought that escape was a good plan.

  • @KaptenAmurika
    @KaptenAmurika 5 лет назад +25

    You know what would make this really funny? If the lottery tickets they bought were sold by the bank, with the proceeds going straight into the vaults.
    "Where's the money coming from? And who are we stealing from, anyways?"
    "I dunno man, I just manage this shit!"

  • @yeeyoi6446
    @yeeyoi6446 5 лет назад +28

    Kento bento: Eyo *exists*
    Dashlane: I'm boutta protect this whole mans career.

  • @yeager4395
    @yeager4395 5 лет назад +246

    This is how many times he made an Avenger pun
    |
    V

  • @aaryank9268
    @aaryank9268 4 года назад +75

    It's nice how his name tells about what he is, a person, cause ren means person. 人

    • @MarsheIIo
      @MarsheIIo 4 года назад +6

      My idiot self reading 人 as 火 and pretending I understand the comment

    • @etrs
      @etrs 4 года назад

      Is true intentions are revealed.

    • @enzheli9874
      @enzheli9874 4 года назад +5

      Well that is one possible character with that pronunciation since the tone is not specified, however it is not a common last name, the actual character is most likely to be ”任“, which can mean capriciousness. Interestingly, the left part of this character “亻“ is in fact a transformation of the character for person “人”, as part of human nature is to be self centred and unpredictable.

    • @aaronhe6877
      @aaronhe6877 4 года назад +1

      @@enzheli9874 Yep. From the Chinese Wikipedia his name is 任晓峰

  • @adknows8789
    @adknows8789 5 лет назад +74

    Nobody:
    Kento Bento: This Is The Greatest Heist In **Insert Country Here**

  • @minhthomas3992
    @minhthomas3992 5 лет назад +15

    damn bro this video is lit, I love the music sound that makes the case seem more serious, everything is dark, keep going bro

  • @slades_salad
    @slades_salad 5 лет назад +24

    Ren: I am inevitable
    Lottery: And I .....am a scam

  • @Blowinside
    @Blowinside 3 года назад +6

    Ma is a legend 😂😂 I love how this guy told him such a ridiculous get rich scheme and he was just completely game no questions asked

  • @sir3054
    @sir3054 5 лет назад +82

    Okay youtube after 2 months I finally watched it
    *are you happy now*

  • @kidd6571
    @kidd6571 5 лет назад +19

    The only ad on RUclips i didn't skip even though it was 11 minutes long

  • @fennten8338
    @fennten8338 5 лет назад +54

    You my friend are a LEGENDARY STORY TELLER

  • @airotiv7916
    @airotiv7916 2 года назад

    That ad transition was one of the smoothest I have ever encountered, this channel is very elegant, even with its ads. LOVE YOU MAN 💜