I was at work listening to this stream. Unfortunately I had to step away and came back right after the wedding. So glad he posted it, though I might go back and watch the rest of that part. Milton is a gem!
_Love is patient. Love is kind. Love won't stop at anything to mail $30,000 cash to an undisclosed address to someone that you met two days ago._ ~ Philippians 9:19 omg I'm dying 😂
I lost it when he said that...I'm like Phillipians what now??! And I'm so caught up in their marriage, I'm forgetting who's scamming who.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 This is beyond epic! 😂😂😂😂
@@derekeliopoulos2670 Well romance scams are based off of this exact concept. They’ll give you attention and “love” and (usually when people are lonely or in a dark place) they’ll exchange that for small favors which increase in cost over time and will continue on forever if you let it.
18:20 LMAO you are marrying someone you have only ever talked to on the phone and when asked "What is the one thing you find irritating about him?" you answer with... "His voice." OMG 💀💀💀💀💀💀
I’m going to take comfort in the fact that no matter how badly I ever mess up and embarrass myself in this life, it’ll never come close to the cringe of this dude pretending to want to marry an old lady to scam her but being trolled in front of all the internet
I’m showing this to my husband!!! He made me wait 3 1/2 years before we got married, meanwhile Kit gets a marriage proposal and a wedding in under 40 minutes. This is outrageous!!!
This is a gem. Could not stop laughing. The quickest marriage proposal ever. His fake crying was hilarious. Oh, the fake preacher part. "Please spit on me with bile". Hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂. Waiting now for him to flip out when he doesn't get the money.
"You just make my insides feel so rumbly. I can't even tell whether its the butterflies, or my irritable bowel syndrome. I've never felt this way about anyone before." That was poetry.
imagine if the scammer tried actually getting married later in life, and the person at the office said "im, sorry sir, your file says youre already married to someone else"
I almost married a scammer from Guatamala. I actually met him in person through a friend and went on 3 dates with him. He was trying to marry me for us citizenship because he was an illegal immigrant. My friend had no idea he was a scammer. After sending him 1k last Christmas to come to marry me he didn’t come. He lived in another state. After I realized he was pulling a scam on me through our long distance relationship I dumped him and blocked his number. I don’t speak to him anymore. I learned my lesson for myself some help so I wouldn’t fall for something like that again.
I called a girl honey and she flipped out on me. I think it can be offensive depending on context and tone (I'm a female as well and didnt mean it to be condescending)
@@desvexel840 Oh I definitely use it as an insult sometimes when someone is being dumb, so yeah she probably took it that way. 9 times out of 10 when you call someone you don't know "honey" or "sweetie", especially online, it's meant in a condescending way. It's just funny hearing them say it because you can actually hear the snarkiness in their tone.
Please please, fake that you hate your husband and end up murdering him in the call...Get the scammer to help you hide the body... then tell the scammer you purchased plane tickets to kalkuta to personally deliver his cash... and maybe to make him your new boyfriend
The funniest thing about this is thinking that this dude is probably in a call center with a bunch of people hearing him talk to what they think is a random old American lady about getting married. They’re singing songs together, talking about meeting, and he’s calling her honey all the time.
@Yash Official there's actually a really interesting video up about their call centers, someone counter-hacked them and found the one he was talking to actually had security cameras. It's fascinating shit
I cannot breatheeee of laughter. The wedding ceremony ohmgeee. 💒🕊 The backgrounds are so funny. The one thing that makes him smile is when she sings him songs! 😭 I can’t believe the scammer stayed through it all!!! I truly appreciate this channel 🥲
Dude I work at a bank and the amount of scams I've been seeing are ridiculous. I've been subscribed for a while but thank you for wasting scammer's time and having fun with it!
Every folk that watches this and finds it funny and embarrassing on behalf of the scammers, will more likely share this with their elders or their families. It’s a win win.
4:03 That was fastest I've seen a scammer get upset in a recap of a live stream.. Then you have the ability to make them do whatever you want including getting married!?!? Thats's icing on tbe cake for sure. These fools will do and say anything for money. Absolutely amazing. Kudos, Kitboga. ♡ Thank you for everything you do! It's very much appreciated! ♡ Sending lots of love your way from PA! After finishing the video I have to say: best wedding ever, ever. 😄👏
@@johnynoway9127 no fuckin shit hes acting. but the thing is, hes supposed to be acting like a polite, charming, good guy, and not the creepy weirdo that he is.
Dude is not smart. If he'd been smart, he would have said "now that we're married, we need to join our finances. I need to have your username and password for your bank account"
"What will you tell the bank the reason for getting the money?" "I'll tell them that I'm marrying a man that I met yesterday, he once was helping me with my computer...but now we're in love." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 💘
I also completely lost it when Mark found out that he was gonna be a stepfather. Granny Edna: “You have kids now, Mark.” Mark: less than enthusiastic yay 😬
Man if you guys didn’t see this live on twitch you’re missing out. This was the wildest ride I have been witnessed. One of the best stream episodes to date. Thank you daddy Milton for joining these two hands in marriage.
Dude, the "his voice" response cut that man to his core. Lol the only interaction Juliet ever had with this dude was by voice. Genius. I wouldve broke character.
I’m imagining the coversation with ladyboga after this stream. “Oh how was work today, kit?” “Oh it was fine, just got married today. I think he only wants me for my money though…”
Something about sperm and ejaculation. Leviticus 15:1 KING JAMES VERSION {15:1} And the LORD spake unto Moses and to Aaron, saying, {15:2} Speak unto the children of Israel, and say unto them, When any man hath a running issue out of his flesh, [because of] his issue he [is] unclean. {15:3} And this shall be his uncleanness in his issue: whether his flesh run with his issue, or his flesh be stopped from his issue, it [is] his uncleanness. {15:4} Every bed, whereon he lieth that hath the issue, is unclean: and every thing, whereon he sitteth, shall be unclean. {15:5} And whosoever toucheth his bed shall wash his clothes, and bathe [himself] in water, and be unclean until the even. {15:6} And he that sitteth on [any] thing whereon he sat that hath the issue shall wash his clothes, and bathe [himself] in water, and be unclean until the even. {15:7} And he that toucheth the flesh of him that hath the issue shall wash his clothes, and bathe [himself] in water, and be unclean until the even. {15:8} And if he that hath the issue spit upon him that is clean; then he shall wash his clothes, and bathe [himself] in water, and be unclean until the even. {15:9} And what saddle soever he rideth upon that hath the issue shall be unclean. {15:10} And whosoever toucheth any thing that was under him shall be unclean until the even: and he that beareth [any of] those things shall wash his clothes, and bathe [himself] in water, and be unclean until the even. {15:11} And whomsoever he toucheth that hath the issue, and hath not rinsed his hands in water, he shall wash his clothes, and bathe [himself] in water, and be unclean until the even. {15:12} And the vessel of earth, that he toucheth which hath the issue, shall be broken: and every vessel of wood shall be rinsed in water. {15:13} And when he that hath an issue is cleansed of his issue; then he shall number to himself seven days for his cleansing, and wash his clothes, and bathe his flesh in running water, and shall be clean. {15:14} And on the eighth day he shall take to him two turtledoves, or two young pigeons, and come before the LORD unto the door of the tabernacle of the congregation, and give them unto the priest: {15:15} And the priest shall offer them, the one [for] a sin offering, and the other [for] a burnt offering; and the priest shall make an atonement for him before the LORD for his issue. {15:16} And if any man’s seed of copulation go out from him, then he shall wash all his flesh in water, and be unclean until the even. {15:17} And every garment, and every skin, whereon is the seed of copulation, shall be washed with water, and be unclean until the even. {15:18} The woman also with whom man shall lie [with] seed of copulation, they shall [both] bathe [themselves] in water, and be unclean until the even.
@@Toruunamii I just felt like commenting from some of the most curious parts of the Bible. You know, the parts that the priests are to embarrassed to talk about. The parts that are super bs.
the "oh it turned off" joke when they hide the screen is my favorite "and it's not because I don't have a driver's license" AND YET there was the whole bit of "driving to the bank" earlier LMAO THE KISSING NOISES JDHDJDHDHDGDGSGSGSGSS
so the work i do, i hear old folks telephone calls all day long, and can confirm. people who can't hear well and are easily confused are REALLY great at misinterpreting instructions, just talking over you and having a completely one-sided conversation. just like kit does in a lot of his videos like the microwaves, this one, richard getting arrested in target, etc
This is by far the best scam you’ve pulled on a scammer. You can hear his awkwardness and cringe during this whole thing. I absolutely loved it!!! BTW - congrats on almost 2 mil!!!!
Next video: "I start a family with a scammer and then divorce him after 5 years of living happily"
(GONE SEXUAL) (GONE TO WALMART) (POLICE ARE INVOLVED)
@@CixousSixth that (gone to Walmart) legit got me
tlc 90 day fiance.....
"I start a family with a scammer and then loot all of his belongings during the court proceedings."
LMAFO
I was watching this live, and had to go grab some groceries. Left during the money transfer, came back to a full blown wedding ceremony. It was WILD.
I was at work listening to this stream. Unfortunately I had to step away and came back right after the wedding. So glad he posted it, though I might go back and watch the rest of that part. Milton is a gem!
LOL
@@tracypaula5013 Nice try, bot. Reported.
bpppth... who goes to the grocery store any more? get you that Amazon Whole Foods delivery!
@@tracypaula5013 jesus christ lady - chill. either that or go get help.
_Love is patient. Love is kind. Love won't stop at anything to mail $30,000 cash to an undisclosed address to someone that you met two days ago._
~ Philippians 9:19
omg I'm dying 😂
I lost it when he said that...I'm like Phillipians what now??! And I'm so caught up in their marriage, I'm forgetting who's scamming who.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 This is beyond epic! 😂😂😂😂
OMG I’m dying. I can’t believe he said that.
5 googoo pley gif caad 500 dollers each
Classic 😂I believed him😅
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
His attitude changed after the wedding. It's like he only wanted her money. Maybe I'm wrong, but I can't see this ending well.
Poor kittie, he cut and run before she ever got him into her knickers. 🥺
when 90 day fiance and married at first sight had a baby.
@@skepticusmaximus184 she barely had time to hoover out the cobwebs!
@@footballoldboy4818 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Typical 😅
He tricked someone into marrying him in a few hours and I can't even get a text back. Wow.
That’s a mood😑
😂😂😂
I feel this in my soul.
You should try some scammers. They always text back
@@derekeliopoulos2670 Well romance scams are based off of this exact concept. They’ll give you attention and “love” and (usually when people are lonely or in a dark place) they’ll exchange that for small favors which increase in cost over time and will continue on forever if you let it.
The scammer sounds so defeated once he is introduced to the "children." It's wonderful!
18:20 LMAO you are marrying someone you have only ever talked to on the phone and when asked
"What is the one thing you find irritating about him?"
you answer with...
"His voice."
OMG 💀💀💀💀💀💀
ha i just made the same comment. that was lowkey the worst burn ive heard in a long time.
LOL that was legendary trolling a savagery with that one. Dude didnt even get it.
This guy is sooooo funny i wish he was my friend 💀
@@dishansri9 *husband
🤣🤣🤣
I’m going to take comfort in the fact that no matter how badly I ever mess up and embarrass myself in this life, it’ll never come close to the cringe of this dude pretending to want to marry an old lady to scam her but being trolled in front of all the internet
Thing is, he probably doesn't know he's on RUclips. Wish he could see this and understand it.
I peed on myself laughing I never laughed so hard in my life this took me out😂😂😂😂😂
@@realhermit4397 I would love to hear their reactions to these videos.
@@koreyb omg me too 😂
@@ToxicEffingZen Me three😂
"In the name of the Father, the Son, the Holy Spirit and the Seattle Seahawks..." 😂😂 Milton, you are a gem!
My dad was just talking today about how hard it is to be a Seahawks fan lol but he was raised in eastern WA/OR
It disturbs me how abusive these men become when angry. I worry about the women in their communities.
They prolly don't get grills
@@kingbling7571
????
@@Laura-tp8wz grills man
Theres a lot of violence directed against women in our country. Im not even exaggerating.
@@rheam9391 😣
Every serious farmer must have a voice recording of their rooster with them at all times.
Or cock fighter
All times
😂😂
Taking notes 📝
🤣🤣🤣
I was in tears during the ceremony. The friend who helps Kit is amazing too
This is by far the first Marriage% speedrun I have ever seen
This is why timer is on xd
yo dont tell about this to dream:/
and no hax!!
whwres ur pfp from
Lol marriage Speedrun.
OMG CONGRATS ❤️❤️❤️
A year from now they’ll have such a Happy Anniversary.
@@epicsgamingchannel7556 you mean an hour from now?
@@chemicalimbalance7030 an hour from now they’ll file for divorce
Hahahaha
😂😂😂😂
"Oh my god, again, you are talking."
Not even married for an hour
The 120 downvotes are the scammer’s friends and family members who didn’t get invited to the wedding.
😂
Your comment is underated sir people DNT appreciate the art😂😂😂
What downvotes? This video has a 100% like ratio.
Because indians
@dwightsposato5314 YES, have to be for sure! No one couldn’t like this except them. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"You were supposed to destroy the scammers, not join them!"
-Obi-Wan Kenobi
Granny: I HATE YOU!
From the sounds of it, the scammer’s soul seems to be crushed. I’d say that’s a success
Obi-wan-kitobi
@@malibuhiegts obi-wan-kitboji
I loved you like a scammer, Anakin
She hates his voice, that's basically everything she knows about him, hahahahahaha.
I’m showing this to my husband!!! He made me wait 3 1/2 years before we got married, meanwhile Kit gets a marriage proposal and a wedding in under 40 minutes. This is outrageous!!!
Agreed! We waited 7 years 🤣
10 years
@@galadriel3134 you have us beat!!
Please do not ahhaha
Don't forget that she also got a song-
there's just something about him repeating "honey" that just makes my skin crawl. it just feels so derogatory
Because indians
@@KL005 stop replying “because Indians” on all these comments. We get it, you’re racist.
@@annamittal8319 because indians
It is. It is gross.
@@annamittal8319 He says it on every video to bait for attention.
This is a gem. Could not stop laughing. The quickest marriage proposal ever. His fake crying was hilarious. Oh, the fake preacher part. "Please spit on me with bile". Hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂. Waiting now for him to flip out when he doesn't get the money.
"You just make my insides feel so rumbly. I can't even tell whether its the butterflies, or my irritable bowel syndrome. I've never felt this way about anyone before."
That was poetry.
I concur.
I rolled on the floor when I heard that. I don't know how he can say these things with a straight face.
They should put this on a hallmark greeting card.
🤣 Shakespeare is quaking
@Auntie J.A. Matias Too funny! 🤣🤣
imagine if the scammer tried actually getting married later in life, and the person at the office said "im, sorry sir, your file says youre already married to someone else"
I almost married a scammer from Guatamala. I actually met him in person through a friend and went on 3 dates with him. He was trying to marry me for us citizenship because he was an illegal immigrant. My friend had no idea he was a scammer. After sending him 1k last Christmas to come to marry me he didn’t come. He lived in another state. After I realized he was pulling a scam on me through our long distance relationship I dumped him and blocked his number. I don’t speak to him anymore. I learned my lesson for myself some help so I wouldn’t fall for something like that again.
Wow $1000 damn girl . Hope you find your guy
That happens a lottt
Woah
Lol the way they say "honey" and "sweetheart" like they're slurs, like they're secretly saying "bitch" in their head😂😂
In the live stream, I believe he did call her that after he said "honey" but not in English.
My God lol.
I called a girl honey and she flipped out on me. I think it can be offensive depending on context and tone (I'm a female as well and didnt mean it to be condescending)
@@desvexel840 Oh I definitely use it as an insult sometimes when someone is being dumb, so yeah she probably took it that way. 9 times out of 10 when you call someone you don't know "honey" or "sweetie", especially online, it's meant in a condescending way. It's just funny hearing them say it because you can actually hear the snarkiness in their tone.
I was expecting to hear “I’m pregnant” after Kit asked if he wanted to hear the good news
😂
Bruh
Uggghhh
Panek ʕಠ_ಠʔ
😂😂😂💀
I loved when they sang to each other, you can really hear the love and the passion towards each other.
Definitely should be on America's Got Talent. They would win.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yes it sounded like 30 k worth of passion with a bunch of gift cards and more 😊
I’m so glad I caught this live and I *love* that you’ve documented this for everyone to see!
Same here!
Omg OT! Nice to see you.
It's great to see people I'm a fan of being a fan of each other ^.^
Lmao if your a guest one of these days I'm going to nerd everywhere
Yo sup bro
Please please, fake that you hate your husband and end up murdering him in the call...Get the scammer to help you hide the body... then tell the scammer you purchased plane tickets to kalkuta to personally deliver his cash... and maybe to make him your new boyfriend
We NEED THIS
Yes!!!!
That'd be hilarious!
The fuck Josh...
@@UltroxInfinity it would probably work
How kitboga holds it together during these scams is a talent on its own. I completely lost it with the Napoleon Dynamite song.
A marriage and a breakup developped in five hours... Sometimes love is fast
The brightest flame burn quickest
@@jonnyhirse5949 true, each and everything. 😂
I feel like the guy in the scam center could be played by mark Paul goselar. Or zack Morris to you 35 year olds.
My shortest relationship is like, 9 hours, can’t believe Edna broke my record :/
Love is fleeting.
When I saw the title I thought, "Oh, ok, it's Nevaeh”, and then I heard Edna and lost my shit.
Well Nevaeh made a brief appearance where she was one of the kids 😂
I'm glad it was Edna hahaha, the scammer would think that he could fool an old lady
same
Also never thought titanic song will used in a marriage. Scammer could have sang because you loved me, if he really wanted to sing celine dion
i thought your pfp was voldemort sniffing pizza 💀
Sorry I couldn't invite you all to my wedding, it happened so quick!
*FULL Unedited 5.5hr Call* ruclips.net/video/4mEzU2M-XVQ/видео.html
This was epic!!!
Thanks a lot Kitboga. I even went out and bought a mother of the bride gown.
Well I'm returning the wedding gift. You're not invited to the next family reunion.
I’m guessing the divorce papers were served over text.
Was that the song from Napoleon Dynamite?? I died at it-
Two minutes in the guy starts to pretend to cry is when I knew this was going to be a good one.
Because indian
😂😂😂
The funniest thing about this is thinking that this dude is probably in a call center with a bunch of people hearing him talk to what they think is a random old American lady about getting married. They’re singing songs together, talking about meeting, and he’s calling her honey all the time.
Is there like a whole scamming company or sum?💀
@@rosebon9875 yea scammers usually work from offices and call centers with a lot of people doing the same thing
@@Nathaniel-qo5nd tf… why’s there an office for that?💀
@@rosebon9875 most people don’t actually fall for their scams so if they cast a wide net they’ll eventually catch someone who will
@Yash Official there's actually a really interesting video up about their call centers, someone counter-hacked them and found the one he was talking to actually had security cameras. It's fascinating shit
Have you noticed how he changed when he became a "husband"??? This is sooo typical for men in patriarchal societies
😂😂😂😂😂😂
The way he completed his 'omg I made a mistake' act was probably the worst yet. Fake crying and all. :)
LoL, it was so unexpected Kit almost lost it. 😂
Then he’s like “let’s get married” 👍🏼
:)
I'm getting married in September and I can only hope it's as beautiful and meaningful as this wedding 😭💘💐🥰
Congratulations on your upcoming marriage!
If it's not on the 21st night of September I'm gonna be disappointed
Best wishes!
Congratulations to you and your financee
Congrats
I cannot breatheeee of laughter. The wedding ceremony ohmgeee. 💒🕊 The backgrounds are so funny. The one thing that makes him smile is when she sings him songs! 😭 I can’t believe the scammer stayed through it all!!! I truly appreciate this channel 🥲
"I've had two hip replacements, and a knee replacement ..."
"I have no issue with that!"
lol that womans done some miles
She's probably in better shape than most, she has replacement parts! 😅
@@Mar-velousMarlenak8 she’s bionic💪
"Honey, just give me your money".....he s an honest man.
timestamp?
The one thing that irritates Juliet is the only thing about the scammer that is genuine. Perfection
Nothing says "I love you" more than re-wallpapering your walls with used wallpaper
So true
Haha
So romantic😭
'I'll never make you cry again and I'll eat whatever you eat'
*LADIES, WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT IN A MAN*
😂
He sounds like a real catch.
LMAO. He is Prince Charming, truly 👑
If he wasn’t a scammer I would consider moving to India
@@juliaalvarez537 Well lot of guys like that in real life (like me) just gotta look hard enough?
This is better than any stand up comedy I have seen so far. I laughed so hard throughout the wedding 😂😂😂
Dude I work at a bank and the amount of scams I've been seeing are ridiculous. I've been subscribed for a while but thank you for wasting scammer's time and having fun with it!
Wish we could do something 😥
As funny as this is, it makes a part of me angry at the same time that they'd go to these lengths to scam old people
It really shows they have no moral boundaries when scamming people. Funny but terrible.
It makes me angry too, thank fuck obi-wan-kitobi is here to save us and bring us laughter
@@malibuhiegts lol yeah
Every folk that watches this and finds it funny and embarrassing on behalf of the scammers, will more likely share this with their elders or their families.
It’s a win win.
I do enjoy that he's bringing awareness to this tho, because I don't really think about this type of thing when I consider scams.
4:03 That was fastest I've seen a scammer get upset in a recap of a live stream.. Then you have the ability to make them do whatever you want including getting married!?!? Thats's icing on tbe cake for sure. These fools will do and say anything for money. Absolutely amazing. Kudos, Kitboga. ♡ Thank you for everything you do! It's very much appreciated! ♡ Sending lots of love your way from PA!
After finishing the video I have to say: best wedding ever, ever. 😄👏
How to die of alcohol poisoning: Take a shot every time Mr. Scammer says "honey."
I have some whiskey I'm game. 🤪
i could mix everything i have in my house.
would that work?
youd think that at a certain point hed say to himself "wow im saying 'honey' a lot and it sounds really weird maybe i should stop'
@@its1899 cuz hes acting?
@@johnynoway9127 no fuckin shit hes acting. but the thing is, hes supposed to be acting like a polite, charming, good guy, and not the creepy weirdo that he is.
whenever scammers say "honey" "darling" or just sweet talking old ladies, I can feel the chills down the spine! Its just hsdgahjsgdkajhsda
You can hear the condescending and false tone in their voice. It makes my stomach hurt! The fake laugh does that to me too!
Yes, it's so cringey. Hate those low-lifes preying on old people.
@@erikaw2733 Money money dollar dollar
Because indian
I’m 30 and I get men calling me honey, sweetheart, darling, and pretty when I answer the phone at work. It is the most disgusting shit.
LOL, the romance scams are so horrible to the elderly. It's funny, but brings home the fact that older folks are so vulnerable to this kind of scam.
The vows should have been :-
"Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you."
*Thank Neveah this aint no rickroll!* 😂😂
Naw man! It HAS to be the line the Pope speaks in the wedding scene in The Princess Bride:
"Wuv...TRUE wuv. Ma-widge...Holy ma-widge..."
@@earthcat you are my spirit animal 😂🤣😂
Lol
Lmfaaaooooo
Dude is not smart. If he'd been smart, he would have said "now that we're married, we need to join our finances. I need to have your username and password for your bank account"
if he was smart he would have a better job than scamming people
Your facial expressions make it so much better 😂
"Why is it so small?"
"I am trying to make it big, don't worry"
Taken out of context...
I can’t even right now 🤣
Is that you, Jeffrey Toobin?
The few users who use the magnifying glass on their Windows PC xD
(yes, I dont actually know how many uses it, but it seems underrated lol)
That's what he said on the wedding night
LOL
"What will you tell the bank the reason for getting the money?"
"I'll tell them that I'm marrying a man that I met yesterday, he once was helping me with my computer...but now we're in love."
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 💘
Fell asleep to the opening phone call, and woke to a full blown wedding 😂 congrats
You slept through the entire HOUR long relationship before the wedding. These too fell hard and quickly. Ohhh, the power of true love ❤️ 😍 😂😂😂😂😂
“You make me salivate”💀 how do you come up with these things on the spot?!😂😂
He’s singing the end credits song from Napoleon Dynamite, specifically a wedding scene
@@piss7610 ahh bet
I just got done taming a wild honeymoon stallion for you guys.
Imagine all the other scammers around him hearing this like wtf XD
You made me laugh so hard I could expel my lungs out.
🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝😝😝
Imagine when the crying starts at the end lol
@@gurusaran7504 everyone around him was probably like "👀🎧"😂😐😐😐
I am sure their hearts melted
I see a divorce in process. The verbal abuse has begun. They are vile scammers.
The best line "Love won't stop at anything to mail $30K to undisclosed address to someone you met online 2days ago" Philippians 9.9
I caught that! Hilarious!!!😂 Also, licking all the stamps.
I can imagine the Apostle Paul writing that in his letter to the Phillipians🤣🤣🤣
@@JenA2145 stop it, I'm laughing so hard that my irritable bowel syndrome might kick in! 😂
@@JenA2145 Exactly. But, I don't know if it is their arrogance or greed or both make them not to understand such obvious sarcastic statements
LOL yeah he started off in 1 Corinthians 13...then just added on the "verse" from Philippians 🤣 oh my
He's perfected the art of interrupting scammers at the perfect moment. Love it
"Tell me what you want, what you really really want".....hahahahahah.....classic!
I also completely lost it when Mark found out that he was gonna be a stepfather.
Granny Edna: “You have kids now, Mark.”
Mark: less than enthusiastic yay 😬
😂😂😂
the scammer was really like "wow i am so shocked and amazed 😐. anyways about the gift cards-"
24:36 "you have kids now Mark!"
"omg wooow amazing..."
*audible pain*
you could almost hear the little voice inside his head screaming "ⁱⁱⁱⁱⁱⁱⁱⁱⁱⁱⁱⁱⁱⁱⁱⁱʰʰʰʰʰʰʰ"
This was absolutely magic, haven't laughed so much in ages. Good job
At Mark's work: *co-workers hears him saying vows, and gathers around his cubicle and tears up.*
Tears of joy! For there boy just might have struck money! Only for those tears to turn into sadness when realization hit.
Whoa, congrats dude. Marriage is a huge step to take, congrats on this new wonderful chapter in your life!!
I adore the fact that you sang Kip's wedding song from the secret ending of Napoleon Dynamite.
Man if you guys didn’t see this live on twitch you’re missing out. This was the wildest ride I have been witnessed. One of the best stream episodes to date. Thank you daddy Milton for joining these two hands in marriage.
I wish I used twitch lol
Do you remember the date it happened? I can check the twitch library or see if he'll put in it on More Kitboga.
Milton was the perfect touch, wasn't he? I love Milton.
@@chucknorris2418 it was 2 weeks ago Bitcoin Investment Scam
@@chucknorris2418 it’s still in his ‘past broadcast section ‘ now but IDK for how long.. It’s called “ Bitcoin Investment Scams [Ep. 957] !!!!!!!
With the amount of time you’ve spent with them it was only a matter of time
Indeed!!
nice screamy red man pfp
Stockholm Syndrome: Kolkata Edition
Dream . . . “and then for some reason, I pushed you into the water” 🤣🤪🤓🤣
Dude, the "his voice" response cut that man to his core. Lol the only interaction Juliet ever had with this dude was by voice. Genius. I wouldve broke character.
His reaction to the kids was priceless. You could hear the fear and confusion in his voice. He knew he would be stuck on a call with "his kids".
I hope you never get bored of the redeeming the cards bit cos it's an absolute pleasure to watch every single time.
Scammer going back to his house:
"Hi honey, how was your job today?"
"Lets not talk about it"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I married a rich old lady who turned out to be a man; what's for dinner?
"Juliet... ..... one thing about Mark that irritates you"...."His voice"...........HAHAHAHA OMG
the only thing
I was taking a drink and almost choked when he said that 🤣
Nd his "honey"
This man and his channel has singularly got me thru this pandemic without being committed to the loony bin!!! Thank u for that!!!!
Huge congrats to the happy couple. Hope you enjoy the Target gift cards we sent from your gift registry. Can't wait to see the honeymoon pics!
I’m imagining the coversation with ladyboga after this stream. “Oh how was work today, kit?” “Oh it was fine, just got married today. I think he only wants me for my money though…”
🤣😂🤭
Did he ever mention actually being married? I’d imagine if he was he doesn’t get to spend a lot of time with her bc he’s baiting scammers quite a lot.
@@chrislynn5227 he has have a ring on this ring finger. Does that mean that you are married?
@@chrislynn5227 Kit is married and has young kids too. He does mention bits about them on his twitch streams
@@GothicPhantom01 :0 thank you for the information!
This was exactly like watching the Notebook.
The worst thing about this is that it's not a clickbait lol.
Please hear me out.
Do this prank again with an ordained minister and fool two scammers into marrying each other.
If I wasn’t so broke I would pay to see this
If anyone still had any doubt these guys will go to any lengths, this should dispel it.
Kittie is FINALLY becoming a respectable woman.
@@timidwildone 😅😅😅
Something about sperm and ejaculation.
Leviticus 15:1 KING JAMES VERSION
{15:1} And the LORD spake unto Moses and to Aaron, saying, {15:2} Speak unto the children of Israel, and say unto them, When any man hath a running issue out of his flesh, [because of] his issue he [is] unclean. {15:3} And this shall be his uncleanness in his issue: whether his flesh run with his issue, or his flesh be stopped from his issue, it [is] his uncleanness. {15:4} Every bed, whereon he lieth that hath the issue, is unclean: and every thing, whereon he sitteth, shall be unclean. {15:5} And whosoever toucheth his bed shall wash his clothes, and bathe [himself] in water, and be unclean until the even. {15:6} And he that sitteth on [any] thing whereon he sat that hath the issue shall wash his clothes, and bathe [himself] in water, and be unclean until the even. {15:7} And he that toucheth the flesh of him that hath the issue shall wash his clothes, and bathe [himself] in water, and be unclean until the even. {15:8} And if he that hath the issue spit upon him that is clean; then he shall wash his clothes, and bathe [himself] in water, and be unclean until the even. {15:9} And what saddle soever he rideth upon that hath the issue shall be unclean. {15:10} And whosoever toucheth any thing that was under him shall be unclean until the even: and he that beareth [any of] those things shall wash his clothes, and bathe [himself] in water, and be unclean until the even. {15:11} And whomsoever he toucheth that hath the issue, and hath not rinsed his hands in water, he shall wash his clothes, and bathe [himself] in water, and be unclean until the even. {15:12} And the vessel of earth, that he toucheth which hath the issue, shall be broken: and every vessel of wood shall be rinsed in water. {15:13} And when he that hath an issue is cleansed of his issue; then he shall number to himself seven days for his cleansing, and wash his clothes, and bathe his flesh in running water, and shall be clean. {15:14} And on the eighth day he shall take to him two turtledoves, or two young pigeons, and come before the LORD unto the door of the tabernacle of the congregation, and give them unto the priest: {15:15} And the priest shall offer them, the one [for] a sin offering, and the other [for] a burnt offering; and the priest shall make an atonement for him before the LORD for his issue. {15:16} And if any man’s seed of copulation go out from him, then he shall wash all his flesh in water, and be unclean until the even. {15:17} And every garment, and every skin, whereon is the seed of copulation, shall be washed with water, and be unclean until the even. {15:18} The woman also with whom man shall lie [with] seed of copulation, they shall [both] bathe [themselves] in water, and be unclean until the even.
@@louistournas120 what.
@@Toruunamii I just felt like commenting from some of the most curious parts of the Bible. You know, the parts that the priests are to embarrassed to talk about. The parts that are super bs.
@@louistournas120 I see. 😭
i had a visceral and physical ick reaction when the dude "kissed" back
I knew it was meant to be as soon as you shared your passion for Chickens with each other
Of course, rhat's one of the widely recognized keys of compatibility!!
the "oh it turned off" joke when they hide the screen is my favorite
"and it's not because I don't have a driver's license" AND YET there was the whole bit of "driving to the bank" earlier LMAO
THE KISSING NOISES JDHDJDHDHDGDGSGSGSGSS
Conveniently, right next to the gift cards on the right hand side there just happened to be a sale on Almoonium foil
Half off ...🙌🎉🙌
so the work i do, i hear old folks telephone calls all day long, and can confirm. people who can't hear well and are easily confused are REALLY great at misinterpreting instructions, just talking over you and having a completely one-sided conversation. just like kit does in a lot of his videos like the microwaves, this one, richard getting arrested in target, etc
This is by far the best scam you’ve pulled on a scammer. You can hear his awkwardness and cringe during this whole thing. I absolutely loved it!!! BTW - congrats on almost 2 mil!!!!
If a man takes you to Target for your honeymoon you know he's a keeper. 😃
🤣🤣🤣🤣
CONGRATULATIONS!! ❤️ I’m so happy for you - what a catch.
When Edna says "I pushed you into the water and the scammed goes" "oh shit!" I DIED
Hahaah
When he stopped talking, I like to think he muted the mic so you wouldn't hear him banging his head on his desk.
Lol......after more than 5 hours of scambaiting, this scammer went empty handed: great job for sure!.
Can we all appreciate the ending to all his videos “know that you matter and you are valuable.”
He ends his streams with that too :)
Why do we love/hate second hand embarrassment but yet can't stop watching, i love this lmao.
Because we get that wonderful feeling of relief when we remember we're not actually involved in the embarrassment lol
Community service to watch and educate others ha ha
It hurts to watch but I keep watching. Help
The "sexy" talk at the beginning brought breakfast back up. The cringe is physically painful.
I am in actual tears. *DID HE REALLY JUST KISS BACK WHEN YOU ASKED HIM TO* 😂😂😂
"Please spit upon me with bile" had me rolling the first time I heard it, and it was no less funny this time. XD
I had to go back to make sure I heard that right 🤣🤣🤣