The Lesbian National Anthem with Kristin Key

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  • Опубликовано: 15 окт 2024
  • Jennifer and Pumps are joined in studio by the hilarious Kristin Key. The three discuss bad pets, Pump's bald gay husky and how Jennifer allegedly looks just like a hairless cat. Kristin closes the show out by serenading Jen and Pumps with an original song.
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Комментарии • 150

  • @harrisonsnatt901
    @harrisonsnatt901 Год назад +82

    Jen's face cracked at the hairless hat comment I DIEDD

  • @zacrumors
    @zacrumors Год назад +175

    Saying Jen looks like a hairless cat might be one of the most insane things ever said, not just just on this podcast, or any podcast for that matter, but in the entire history of human civilization.

    • @josh.00000
      @josh.00000 Год назад +18

      Hairless cats wish they had Jenn’s cheekbones.

    • @herrshort
      @herrshort Год назад +16

      oh my god the pause, her face. i was scared.

    • @haydentarbuck9960
      @haydentarbuck9960 Год назад +3

      It’s true though and an opossum

    • @leslierea4399
      @leslierea4399 Год назад +7

      I'm crying because I physically stopped what I was doing at work when she said that lol

    • @xoxobrialee
      @xoxobrialee Год назад +6

      My jaw dropped at the gym haha

  • @benfagile5344
    @benfagile5344 Год назад +54

    Jessica Picklewelch is officially a hairless sphinx cat to me now. NO TAKE BACKS!!!

  • @candy2325
    @candy2325 Год назад +47

    A guest calling Jen a hairless cat is the bravest thing ever 😂 omg I held my breath. It was awkward!

  • @tymartens-howlett4667
    @tymartens-howlett4667 Год назад +19

    Jen and Pumps...you're both so fucking amazing and as a 33 year old gay man from Kansas, I just love you guys so much! Your support for the lgbtq+ community means so much! I've been a listener for 3 weeks now. Still slowly binge watching all your episodes cause I don't wanna have to wait till Tuesday and Thursday to listen to you guys. Lol. Hi Richard and Kylie! Keep doing what you guys are doing. You'll always have a listener with me. 5 stars, 10 across the board, love yall! -Tyler 💗

  • @kydneyk
    @kydneyk Год назад +42

    as a dog groomer i’m feeling extremely blessed to not be in the south where people shave their damn husky😭

  • @JessDEdwards
    @JessDEdwards 7 месяцев назад +1

    I got swats in 2004 at Plainview middle school in Ardmore, Oklahoma from a male principal who uh .. liked it a little too much. My mom was pissed.

  • @emilyazzopardi
    @emilyazzopardi Год назад +8

    the way my jaw DROPPED and stayed there 😮

  • @nicholassmith8441
    @nicholassmith8441 Год назад +5

    I’ve been taking care of my ailing 97 year old grandpa since my grandmother passed almost a year ago..and the past few weeks have become tough but I can always count on y’all to help me smile. Thanks! I’ve had it with dementia!

  • @alexandersmom4959
    @alexandersmom4959 Год назад +14

    The moment the hairless cat comment came out I had to run straight to the comments lol

  • @brendacole5149
    @brendacole5149 9 месяцев назад +1

    I ❤️ that I have found you you make my day better

  • @clairejeannette8454
    @clairejeannette8454 8 месяцев назад +1

    I think the EU has called Apple on this which may change things for us. Pisses me off too.

  • @robbiereacts22
    @robbiereacts22 Год назад +8

    I absolutely adore you both! My family all live outside of Fort Worth. I grew up in Southern California but spent every summer with my cousins in Texas. You all remind me of my aunts and cousins so much. They speak their mind and call out the BS everywhere. I’m the only gay guy in a massive family. Even the Bible thumpers in my family love me unconditionally. Thank you for making me laugh and smile every week. I’ve had bone cancer twice and I’ve had a liver transplant. I don’t have the easiest life but I’ve learned so much through my trials and I find so much to laugh at in this psychotic world. I think everyone should watch you both and maybe they would learn how that just cause you live in a red state does not mean the whole state is awful. Anyways I know I’m rambling but I want you to know how much y’all mean to me. Kisses!!!❤

  • @tinydancer139
    @tinydancer139 Год назад +12

    The level of restraint Jen displayed not lunging out of that tasteful cream chaise when she called her a hairless cat …

  • @jessicastanley6719
    @jessicastanley6719 7 месяцев назад

    Best episode ever! I am a fairly new follower to I've Had It and still catching up with all the episodes. Kristen Key is the only other podcast I follow, and I was just thinking earlier that you should have her on your show. I'm so glad you gals had her as a guest!!! ❤❤❤

  • @tarawhite986
    @tarawhite986 Год назад +6

    Jennifer does look like a high fashion hairless cat, also like a Siamese cat! It is true that hairless cats are friendly too though

  • @nataliebeth27
    @nataliebeth27 Год назад +4

    I’ve had it that others haven’t had it and they haven’t started listening to this podcast! Who needs a therapist when you have Jen and Pumps (Princess Diana and the star of the show lol). My life is now officially complete. I simply cannot live without this show. Love y’all so much! Thanks for making me laugh until cry, and for helping to give me a voice (I’m a people pleasing doormat). I have started telling people that I’ve completely had it, and I’m no longer holding back.

  • @gobluejd
    @gobluejd Год назад +4

    Heads up. Apple only changed to the USB-C because of the EU. They did NOT want to change from the lightening cord.

  • @PatrickkSteele
    @PatrickkSteele Год назад +11

    first the opossum now the hairless cat...Jen has HAD IT!

  • @andreag7822
    @andreag7822 9 месяцев назад +1

    I’ve Had It with unentertaining You Tube videos…..now I’ve found you ladies ♥️, homosexual huskies, brilliant guests, lgbtq friendly 🏳️‍🌈 LOVE THIS 💕💕💕

  • @bevwest7428
    @bevwest7428 9 месяцев назад

    My dad did us a favor by telling us we weren’t special. Everyone wanted what we did. He would say “ get in line!” I appreciate that.

  • @bevwest7428
    @bevwest7428 9 месяцев назад +1

    We need to regulate some stuff so that we don’t have to keep throwing stuff in our landfill and waste resources!

    • @JKART-do5jc
      @JKART-do5jc 9 месяцев назад +1

      You are so right on this

    • @JKART-do5jc
      @JKART-do5jc 9 месяцев назад

      Some Cats are awesome. They can be so entertaining and great companions. They do not have to be walked, and no poop picking. But, I guess you have to know cats. Some dogs are great also. Great show. Great guest.

  • @kinetick4561
    @kinetick4561 Год назад +2

    Not Pumps hitting the vape in 4k like we don't see her, tho lol! My princess Di baby, all day, errday 😂❤

  • @LisaPhillips4494
    @LisaPhillips4494 9 месяцев назад +1

    Every dog🐶deserves a 1 hour walk every day. If you decide to get a dog please train to behave socially🐶. Taking your dog in the car & riding around for 15 minutes thinking this was great for them is wrong. It was great for you. I'VE HAD IT👏

  • @MrsChattyCathy
    @MrsChattyCathy Год назад +10

    Every show feels like Christmas morning! ❤️

  • @notreallyacat
    @notreallyacat 8 месяцев назад

    We went to Kristin Key's show in Arizona last week. Packed house! Hilarious show. Loved it!! ♡

  • @ZoeyZoco
    @ZoeyZoco Год назад +8

    As a *CELIAC* I will defend my GLUTEN FREE COOKIES all day!!!
    As a fellow member of the rainbow community… if lesbians don’t need a *man* then we don’t need *GLUTEN* ether!
    Love y’all ❤

    • @amynanos7756
      @amynanos7756 Год назад

      Amen! I’m so glad the “fad” seems to be passing. 😂😂😂 For a while there, when everyone thought gluten free meant “fat free”, I had to go on Boost because of the weight loss. People who didn’t need gluten free were hoarding it, thinking it was some kind of magic diet food 🙄

  • @SailorGreenTea
    @SailorGreenTea 11 месяцев назад +1

    I hope RUclips had an award for fairy godmother channel. I can put on this channels content and it is like the worlds stresses go away and i can hear attractive people be hilarious and caring. i think they are called streamies.

  • @joshgravitt6352
    @joshgravitt6352 Год назад +6

    First time watching the podcast on RUclips and absolutely l o v e d it. Jen and Pumps are slaying, and your guest was absolutely fabulous. This is the content we need to get us through the shitstorm of life! Sending lots of love and appreciation to all 🤗🩷

  • @lauraquinones4662
    @lauraquinones4662 Год назад +4

    Thank you Kristin! for now an image of LadyDiana petting Jessica, the hairless cat (THE NICE ONE), sitting on her lap, lives rent free in my mind.
    RIP to myself cause I think I died laughing during the whole episode, as per usual

  • @Royalty1v1
    @Royalty1v1 Год назад +5

    That silence translated to “Tread lightly” 😂

  • @elizabethcolley1170
    @elizabethcolley1170 6 месяцев назад

    Love this, you are my people!

  • @jasminegilliam9408
    @jasminegilliam9408 Год назад +1

    I liked as soon as they started talking about the usb-c. 😂

  • @yuhyuhfahfah
    @yuhyuhfahfah Год назад +2

    Aw I loved her, so funny and she seems really sweet

  • @vanessahunsaker3540
    @vanessahunsaker3540 Год назад +3

    This new hybrid parent the heli-dozers is the worst!! I’m a first grade teacher and I have definitely HAD IT!! You ladies nailed it.

  • @Nathan-j2p
    @Nathan-j2p Год назад +2

    I heart how Nanna Pumps and Nanna Jen don't understand he USB C thing at all.
    Kylie! Educate our Nanna's!

  • @OpheliaNL
    @OpheliaNL Год назад +11

    In Europe they enforced a rule that Apple should be USB-C because that's most plugs nowadays. Apple used to (and still has in some countries) a ''lightning'' plug and that only works for Apple products. It's indeed annoying as hell.
    USB-C is so much faster than regular USB though, even if it's annoying that in some cases devices still use the old USB 3.0

    • @mmak4371
      @mmak4371 Год назад +5

      You also don't have to turn type c a certain way to put it in correctly. A tiny little thing but it's one less little stress factor in your day so it's a plus.

    • @Mrspitt20
      @Mrspitt20 Год назад +2

      Came here to say this! USB-C is actually an upgrade for iPhone users, and puts Apple chargers in line with most modern electronics. (You'll still find the odd micro or mini on cheap stuff.) But yeah, proprietary chargers should be illegal. USB-C everything!

    • @mmak4371
      @mmak4371 Год назад +1

      @@Mrspitt20 usb type c fandom we are standing strong tonight 💪🏻 😤

    • @OpheliaNL
      @OpheliaNL Год назад +1

      @@Mrspitt20 Yeah! Every time my brother visits my house he's like ''Got an Apple charger?'' No? Why should I have one if I don't have an iphone? Thankfully that got sorted.

  • @alexdatoss8962
    @alexdatoss8962 Год назад +5

    Dr. Drew calling Jenn out like that was unhinged 😂😂 senttttttt

    • @liamkampff1
      @liamkampff1 11 месяцев назад +1

      You're going straight to jail for this 💀💀💀💀

    • @alexdatoss8962
      @alexdatoss8962 11 месяцев назад

      @@liamkampff1 glad this finally got the attention it deserved 😹😹

    • @liamkampff1
      @liamkampff1 11 месяцев назад

      @@alexdatoss8962 lmaoo

  • @skepticalotter2983
    @skepticalotter2983 Год назад +2

    Awesome show! I always look forward to Tuesday and Thursday mornings.

  • @marykatebergles2355
    @marykatebergles2355 Год назад +1

    Just had to buy a new USB-C today after 3 months and I’VE HAD IT THANK YOU JEN

  • @sydtaxerror
    @sydtaxerror Год назад +1

    PUMPS!! YOU LOOK GORGEOUS (as always) 🩷🩷

  • @jestegrycanko
    @jestegrycanko 8 месяцев назад +1

    Jen talking about regulating usb-c when in fact it was regulations from EU that forced Apple to switch to usb-c I’m crying 😭🤣😭

  • @najalyn1995
    @najalyn1995 Год назад +2

    You guys killed it in Philly! Keep the touring going. 🥰 #hotshittour #grateful #womencrusheseveryday

  • @tyallen4789
    @tyallen4789 Год назад +2

    I’ve met so many kids of these “power parent” types y’all describe, and usually the kids are normal and they get absolutely mortified at all the things their parents do😂 Some of these kids would love nothing more than to do something without their parents posting about it😂😂😂

  • @doublefeature
    @doublefeature Год назад +2

    as soon as she said 'don't wanna yuk someones yum' about cannibalism, i was all in.

  • @jakemartinez5962
    @jakemartinez5962 Год назад +1

    The weekends always feel so long without you guys!!! So happy to hear from the Princess Diana of Pods!

  • @karenbarrett6734
    @karenbarrett6734 Год назад +1

    Love love love this podcast!!!

  • @SellaturcicaArt
    @SellaturcicaArt Год назад +5

    I pulled into a gas station parking lot to make this comment. Ladies, the USB-C is not a proprietary apple invention. I hate Tim Cook and his dastardly company just as much as the next bitch, but this time he doesn't get the credit alone. It was created by a group of tech companies to update the universal standard to a faster more modern one. You are complaining about the very problem it is solving. Did you think the universal solution would be an old piece of tech? If you happen to have purchased a small device (headphones, Bluetooth speaker, etc.) recently that comes with a charging cable, the chances are that it has a USB-C to USB-C cord for fast charging. Welcome to the future, I know it can be scary.
    Edit: love the show by the way

  • @LLCool_Jade
    @LLCool_Jade Год назад +1

    “Issue a public apology” 💀 No, but I’m 26 & when I was in middle school, my volleyball team got in trouble and the coach brought us all in the office & we were going to get “licks” & I called my mama so fast, lol. She told my coach “I do the whooping round here!” 💀

  • @samuelwallace1797
    @samuelwallace1797 Год назад +2

    THIS MADE ME SUBSCRIBE 🎉😂

  • @MoonDoggieAngel13
    @MoonDoggieAngel13 Год назад +6

    Created a new fan of comedic Kristen

  • @wendyhartling8631
    @wendyhartling8631 Год назад +2

    Reason why i switched to Android Jenn. I had it with Apple 😮

  • @kshejohnson9207
    @kshejohnson9207 Год назад +3

    Hairless cats r the smartest softest animals ever

  • @miaa7097
    @miaa7097 Год назад +1

    You guys are funny as hell. I love your show 😂

  • @allyjay7395
    @allyjay7395 Год назад

    Princess Diana of Podcasting and her pet Hairless Cat! 😂

  • @christinisamathnerd
    @christinisamathnerd Год назад +1

    I'm from Amarillo! It's a dystopian hellscape and I escaped decades ago too.

  • @1BSDjunkie
    @1BSDjunkie 11 месяцев назад

    The UK sued Apple. They were advocating to making everything USBC. They won.

  • @SailorGreenTea
    @SailorGreenTea 11 месяцев назад +1

    1:23, agreed

  • @mindymmk
    @mindymmk Год назад +1

    Great episode!

  • @elviarmz1407
    @elviarmz1407 Год назад +1

    The universal connector the EU is mandating is, actually, USB-C. That’s why Apple is migrating to USB-C. If you want fast charging and data transfer, it has to be USB-C

  • @GAZMAN2002
    @GAZMAN2002 11 месяцев назад

    Hey ladies love the show. The apple usb c thing was a mandate by the European Union which they said it has to be USB C that's why Apple changed it on the latest iPhone but its also how you charge their ipads and macbooks so it's one cable to charge them all. In the long term this is a good thing for the environment. I wouldn't worry too much one day there won't be a port on your iPhone Apple will just use wireless charging or they will invent something that can charge the phone through the air.

  • @lesaint770
    @lesaint770 Год назад +6

    Hamsters are a source of generational “trauma”

  • @nicoletrevil7091
    @nicoletrevil7091 Год назад

    Jen- just wonderful to hear I’m not the only one that takes my dogs for a ride in lieu of walking . It’s hot here in LA ! I feel I’m doing them a favor ! I love you both so much. You make my morning walk so much better 😂

  • @jac-attack
    @jac-attack Год назад

    I like how apple changed to usb c *because* the EU passed a law that apple's special charger was bullshit and they had to be like everyone else lol.
    Y'all are a hoot.

  • @sydneylawson455
    @sydneylawson455 Год назад +1

    I was gonna put on a tasteful tiny desk and then I saw the name of this episode and I immediately had to watch

  • @ginwar7097
    @ginwar7097 Год назад +1

    Loved the anthem ❤

  • @TxPinkRosie
    @TxPinkRosie Год назад

    Take all the old Apple cords to the dump. Apple pollutes! And I’m not a tree hugger. All my devices are Apple!

  • @jordanmoss5407
    @jordanmoss5407 Год назад

    I graduated in Lawton 10 years ago and my senior year, we had a kid get paddled.
    I wouldn’t doubt that paddle board is still hanging on the wall in the principal’s office.

  • @KyshiaMarie
    @KyshiaMarie Год назад +2

    Free the Gays and free the Glutens

  • @tessj7602
    @tessj7602 Год назад

    Jen I agree 1000000% about the Apple shit!! If you’re going to change it, at least give me the damn charging cube with the fucking product!! Why give me a charging cord, but not the right cube for the cord. Now I have 100 of the cords and 1 cube, so got to treat that cube likes it’s gold!! Do better Apple!!

  • @hollerinannes7780
    @hollerinannes7780 Год назад +1

    I also identify as a homosexual husky in the red state of Mississippi

  • @lissetteperez1944
    @lissetteperez1944 Год назад

    I'm going to start saying " D-I-E"... love pumps!

  • @MineChat101
    @MineChat101 Год назад +1

    Jennifer, the reason apple is switching to USB-C is BECAUSE Europe implanted a universal charging port rule so all things will have to be usb-c

  • @lirael423
    @lirael423 11 месяцев назад

    A note on the hamster eating its babies: it's not uncommon in vulnerable prey animals that give birth in a stressful environment or who get stressed out while the babies are young. Moving locations, loud noises, handling the moms or babies, cleaning out the cage... All can trigger that response in stressed out prey animal moms. I learned about it when I had a hedgehog a few years (which I loved but I do not recommend for 99% of people because they are high maintenance, overly dramatic, and don't live that long) and became friends with some people who rescue unwanted hedgehogs and educate about proper hedgehog care and breeding practices. The eating-their-babies-when-stressed is definitely, as a human, one of the most disturbing things prey animals do.

  • @sarika811
    @sarika811 Год назад +1

    Kristen is so sweet!

  • @lilithsellie8976
    @lilithsellie8976 Год назад +1

    as somebody who's mom is a principal secretary and dad was a principal yall hit it on the head this time cause its always the parents that are the worst part about it.

  • @boonemorrow3342
    @boonemorrow3342 Год назад +1

    Not pumps hitting her vap

  • @gscull6
    @gscull6 Год назад +1

    Fun Fact! the rest of the world did go to USB-C, The USA lobbied against it.

  • @jillswad
    @jillswad Год назад

    True on the hairless cats!

  • @Thegabub
    @Thegabub Год назад

    Agreed about the USB and USB-C. I just flew to Mexico yesterday from NYC and my phone was on 50% and had to stop listening to music or anything else because I wanted to order an Uber when I landed. Imagine a 4-hour flight, with no tv on your seat (because now they have removed them and given you "free wifi" for you to watch it on your device).
    Either change the USB nonsense or put back the TV. You already have them, so I don't understand the need to remove them.

  • @yesseriouslee
    @yesseriouslee Год назад

    Out of respect for the pickleball queen, I reject the hairless cat comment 😤 SLANDER!

  • @cbspigeon1313
    @cbspigeon1313 Год назад +1

    Go Team Android!!

  • @kagisomogorosi8110
    @kagisomogorosi8110 Год назад

    Whaaat? How much time do these parents have. I can't even keep up with my own social media😂

  • @casiosaurus
    @casiosaurus Год назад +1

    18:21 and I oop

  • @asmrbb44
    @asmrbb44 Год назад

    Pumps *would* shave her Siberian husky, jesus christ...I've had it.

  • @CarlyGayJepsen
    @CarlyGayJepsen Год назад +3

    Might be just me but…..I don’t think the child of the power parents are the issue here The problem is the parents and honestly i can almost guarantee that the child is most likely aware of their parents insufferable behavior and is embarrassed by it. And yes i’m talking from experience 😂

  • @user-pl8rb1mo9v
    @user-pl8rb1mo9v 7 месяцев назад

    The usb c is actually because apple is getting in trouble for other things like charging separately for chargers and made them switch over to usb c because that’s what every other company uses

  • @teishar1
    @teishar1 Год назад +1

    Usb-C was introduced with android devices first. Apple was just catching up to the rest of current tech. 🤷🏼‍♀️

  • @blackawana
    @blackawana 9 месяцев назад

    High school ruined my life...that's what I get for being a nice person...retired and NOT NICE!

  • @faith8090
    @faith8090 Год назад

    my brothers hamster pulled my smaller hamster into its cage & ate it when we were younger. i found it when i was going to feed them before leaving for a sleepover 😭😭😭😭

  • @usaginomame1217
    @usaginomame1217 Год назад

    You can thank Europe for Apple changing its plugs. They regulated that all plugs have to be usb-C.

  • @kylecj221
    @kylecj221 Год назад

    Jennifer and Pumps vs. Tim Cook…I’d like to see it

  • @lensangster6411
    @lensangster6411 7 месяцев назад

    Pray the Gay Away......LOL....Have you ever seen heard the song? LOL

  • @perfumedelight66
    @perfumedelight66 11 месяцев назад

    21:11 😂😂😂😂

  • @WTFITAA
    @WTFITAA Год назад +1

    Watch me mansplain. The reason for the usb-c thing for apple is Europe. They made regulations to force companies to all use usb-c to charge devices. This to combat the 1000s of different cables you have to use. So both the start and the end of the “charge cord” should be usb-c for Europe starting 2025 or something. Since Europe is such a huge market for phones they have the power to demand this from companies. If they don’t comply they lose a wealthy market.
    This is all in the name of the environment and consumer convenience of people in the EU.

  • @Ulvaeus
    @Ulvaeus Год назад

    USB Charges faster. It’s progress. Plus, apple is switching to usb-c because of the European regulations.

  • @katliven
    @katliven Год назад

    Ladies, love your content. Huge fan now after seeing you on TV. One thing I had it with is underwire, traditional bras. Amiright? After kids, who cares what bras you wear? The only bra that should be worn as sexy is a lingerie bra for 5 min. Why are women still buying these things to wear during the day or to work? And why are companies still trying to market this god awful product that jabs stabs and makes you sweat? Had it. period. period.

  • @kaylagoodman39
    @kaylagoodman39 Год назад

    Can our gang be called bitterbittys?!

  • @DanSlaughter85
    @DanSlaughter85 3 месяца назад

    The funniest 💩 I've heard today was"apple invented the USB C." 😂😂😂 Seriously? Also they don't have a monopoly on phones. Y'all want to Carry yesterday's tech at tomorrow's price that's fine but don't lump us in with your bad decisions.

  • @alexrkane
    @alexrkane Год назад

    Apple was made by law to change their ports, to align with the rest of the world and androids FYI