HALLOWEEN SPECIAL TIER LIST | Astartes Anonymous Podcast #17
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- Опубликовано: 31 июл 2024
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00:00 Intro
08:30 Prompt
09:45 Megarachnids
14:22 Phosphex
17:40 Orks
21:56 Cherubs
24:52 Necron Flayed Ones
30:30 Adeptus Mechanicus
36:24 Death Guard
41:05 Dreadnought Internment
48:27 Shenanigans
51:22 The Warp
55:10 The Inquisition
01:00:22 Psychneuein
01:06:22 Enslavers
01:10:09 Daemonculaba
01:16:46 Hrud
01:20:02 Slaugth
01:22:42 Night Lords
01:27:51 Servitors
01:28:51 Emperor's Children
01:31:56 Drukhari
01:34:04 Tyranids
01:41:30 The Final List
01:42:51 Outro
Intro/Outro Music By georgeNrat 
Игры
My EYES, MY EYES
WE MAKIN IT OUT OF THE EYE OF TERROR WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🗣
Oh wow I was just talking to one of your sons. He is a psychic biomancer A-hole in the service of the changer of ways and makes that his entire personality.
@@Lord-Regent-of-the-Imperium i dont claim him.
I AM ALFARIUS BROTHER
@@alpharius6874 He certainly claims you....
My headcanon is red just came back from butchering an imperial gaurd regiment and didnt even realize it was Halloween until he was told and when asked what he was just slapped on one of the many severed faces and said he was an imperial gaurd because he didnt want to admit he had forgotten xD
I love how Red is just wearing someone’s face as a Halloween costume. Comedy Gold
The enslavers are so terrifying that the only known one is in trazyn’s collection and its dead. And trazyn regularly checks on it. Like he physically check on it himself regularly because of the damage it would do. But considering they are dead i do agree with the placement
47:46 the sheer panic of Aron being blipped for a little bit was hilarious
My brother and I had a several hour long, Death Battle inspired, discussion on what would happen if the Slayer entered the 40k universe. I don't remember everything that happened, but it ended with the Slayer's body ousting his soul as he basically turned into a Daemon Prince of Khorn on steroids, only for his incorruptible soul to be given new form by the Warp. At the end my brother then looked at me and said we basically accidentally rewrote the Doom Eternal expansion/DLC with 40k skins.
55:35 I think it’s “innocence proves nothing.” I also like that Eisenhorn quote, “My patience isn’t limitless … unlike my authority.” The inquisition strikes a different kind of chord, “political horror” as a subgenre. It’s not about violence, pain, bodily violation, creep-factor, or some monstrous incomprehensible threat from some big Other or Outside. It’s about how ludicrously undervalued human life is - be it on the scale of one individual or a teeming planet of billions - in the shadow of unending, abstract, authority of limitless scale. An authority paradoxically compressed into the minuscule all-too-human frame of a singular Inquisitor and their retinue, and what the weight of that might do to even the most fanatical, well-trained, utterly devoted mind. Unlike a Tyranid, or an Ork it’s a completely human-made edifice, and unlike a daemon, it’s completely grounded in material reality. For all its medieval and early modern overtones, the Inquisition is horror lifted from the darkest corners of the twentieth century. It’s not a Freddy or Jason, it’s motherfucking Stalin talking about statistics. And that’s some shit.
Oh my god the costumes XD
The “Honsou is half Iron Hands” thing comes from him having one arm made of necrodermis.
is is very literal half iron hands, because one of his hands is metal.
fun fact: originally in eight-legged freaks they wanted to use upscated 3D models of actual spiders but ran into the problem that the fear of real spiders often comes from them being small in the first place so when they upscaled them they found them adorable ("like a giant teddy bear") and had to make a new model from scratch to make them scary.
I think, I remember reading that somewhere and I don't know if it's actually try.
The Death guard are usually heralded by sonorous, droning bells. Between that and the buzzing of flies, you'd be filling your breeches before the pox rot got you.
I, Cato Sicarius will be dressing up as I, Cato Sicarius, the greatest and most glorious of all the space marines and finest warrior the galaxy has ever seen. This is because I, Cato Sicarius, am the talented and admired former captain of the glorious and renown Ultramarines 2nd Company and current spectacular commander of the gloooorious and venerated Victrix Honour Guard. My humble and minimalist titles include "Master of the Watch," "Knight Champion of Macragge", "Grand Duke of Talassar" and, I, Cato Sicarius's favourite, "High Suzerain of Ultramar." Everyone either wants to be me, Cato Sicarius, or is me, Cato Sicarius. Only I, Cato Sicarius, am Cato Sicarius, and therefore everyone wants be me.
I, Cato Sicarius, will be accepting fanmail.
I CAST FIST
WHY DOES THEIR INCENENDSANT CHANTING DRIVE INTO MY SKULL
@@louistennent Because I, Cato Sicarius, have the charisma, valour and fame that everyone loves to hear my, Cato Sicarius's, wise and keen insights.
The scary part of the cherub isn’t what it does to you lol, it’s the fact that humans do that in 40k that’s the scary part. Guiliman was so disgusted by the cherubs when he returned that he refused to be around them until he was assured that they were all vat grown lobotomites.
Not that I disagree with the ranking I just think it’s funny to default to “I could take it in a fight”
I belive Arco-flagellants might have been a good replacement for servitors in the tier list
in regards to the Emperor's children, you are very wrong in saying their first priority is to bolter you, it's an entire plot point in the siege of terra that the Emperor's children got bored of the battle and decided to juice random civilians alive to make drugs from their distilled agony and fear.
Everyone else; sweeden is big spook
Red; sweden is spook? Ill put you in Appalachia at midnight
My favourite part about the Flayer scene you mentioned is while the Imperial Officers see a monstrosity savaging them brutally, the main character who has succumbed sees his best friend gracefully and effortlessly slaying enemies as if it’s just a standard boarding action.
"It's still made of baby," is one of the funniest things I've heard on this podcast.
Tricks for the trick god!
Treats for the treat throne!
i was 30 seconds in before i noticed the maid costume lmaooo
People choosing death from fire rather then Nurgles love, honestly I think Nurgle just needs a better PR team maybe have his troops wear some better clothing. Way better healthcare and benefits than Khorn. Infinitely less Hr complaints than Slannesh, Tzeenthch doesn't even like his followers.
I got COVID and the whole time I was recovering I was swearing to kick Nurgles ass.
I liked to think that there's secretly a population of Psychneuein on Fenris, and how they got there is certainly a mystery because the Space Wolves certainly don't have *any* pyskers among them at the time of the Burning.
You should have put a slannesh army in the list and just referenced "all the gods are dead" by the vox in void. Omfg that wipes the floor with any of your suggestions.
The demonculaba is just gory horror from the readers perspective. But from the iron warriors perspective, that shit be sexy
i love the callback to the Khorne gym.
"It's not repressed!"
I felt that on a spiritual level
Mm lovely psychic bug mpreg
3 spooky 5 me for real
There is only one vampire in 40K, his name is Fabius Bile.
Why am I not surprised Tom is a femboy in this episode
Awesome video again. Keep it going
Maid outfit man. Not ideal but not bad.
The thing that actualy scary about phosphex is the fact that the green fire never stop burning. Sometime digging through planet crust turning most of the things in contact into more combustible ... In short imagine a green fire that don't abid to the fire triangle.
Loving how Aaron is embracing the Kaldor Draigo Halloween costume and getting sucked in and out of the Warp
My Aunts used to tell my dad that they were going to put on Alien whenever they wanted him to leave them alone. Granted my dad was a child when they would do this.
41:47 depends on the person but yeah Dreadnoughts are fucked and mentally painful but physically you’d get used to it
Im feeling some things with toms avatar...😂 reds avatars does pull a convincing guard😂
I like reds costume, very convincing
Dreadnoughts should be 3 spooky 5 me…they forget to think of being the poor soul to stand in front of one
Moots gnomed us.
It’s Gunna be a good one 🔥🔥
Why Moots reminds me from David the Gnome
1:11:48 its cause he has a necro metal hand, just like the primark of the iron hands
anyone found innocent is guilty of wasting my time
Was watching this on my phone and thought "the night lords skull looks different a little crooked" and then I watched it on my lap top for convenience and realized that's someones face
What are you talking about its just a guardsman, there is no Night Lord here
I love my Ad Mech bois but after listening to Abomination from A Vox in the Void they belong on the high tiers of spooky
love this. reminds me of the boys bullsh-tting. keep up the great work!
The deredao dreadnought its so just horifyingyou have no hands or arms u cant do amything other then shoot ur guns
baldermorts guide to warhammer did a great video in then
Working on my green angle here soon winged ork here we comw
Because of your stupid vine boom idea... here. We. Go.
You a guardsmen watch as a nuerothrope slithers into your trench. In your mind echoes a barely tangible "only a spoonful" followed by an itx wail getting louder as it hunts you down with gaunts in tow.
I’d say Orks are more aggressive then the usual Asartes so I’d say they are scary
The goul stars are still my favorite part of 40k
What are the ghoul stars?
Should’ve added Catachan as one and I’d put it on Spookified or bones be rattling ngl 👀👀🤔🤔
Can anyone post the list? Or maybe link the tier list...it would be fun.
On the iron hands honsu he probably got confused with the necron arms he ripped off Ventris’s bff
Surprised you didnt put rubrificartion in here its like dreadnought time a billion
Mega Arachnids come in sizes from space marine to battle titan.
37:15 how the hell are you gonna know who Vox in the Void is and not put Ad Mech at 3 spooky 5 me
Chaos alligator merch when?
damn the gnome thing did not age well.... wait how is this for 4 months ago?!
What? I'm confused 😅
@@ghostparty2062You've been Gnome'd
Why did this not age well?
Congratulations you are the war hammer 40 thousand. Unfortunatly it is against the laws.....
I can’t remember his name it was I think it was John but I actually thought he was a female avatar at first slutty outfit works for him. Mertz is perfect.
I'm Japanese, phospex isn't spooky
Honestly, phosphex is not that terrifying after all. It's just a white phosphorus.
Yeh, it's about as scary as any other 40k weapon realy.
Last I checked, white phosphorus doesn't *chase* you.
@judeblack4360 it's special WP
night lords are far more vampire than blood angels
Noooo not really just horrifically sadistic
They’re more gothic definitely but blood angels drink blood and eat motherfuckers nl are a mix of Victorian Jack the Ripper and Russian prison gangs
Why did I think that the Daemonculaba after looking at was kinky the fuck is wrong with me that still looks insanely kinky though
DeviantArt?
First 🎉
I, Cato Sicarius, commend you for your nimble fingers, however, I, Cato Sicarius, must graciously let you know your fingers are nowhere near as catlike and dextrous as my, Cato Sicarius's, transhuman digits.
How the hell did you get here seven hours ago???
@@Neimad-xp1te I, Cato Sicarius, personally place it down to "Warp Fuckery", a phenomenon of the warp that I, Cato Sicarius, like all things, am not only knowlegable, but learned to the point of genius. If I, Cato Sicarius, do humbly say so myself.