FailRace Episode 493 - Where We Are Going We Don't Need Brakes!
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- Опубликовано: 7 сен 2024
- From some Ai racers just totally forgetting how to use their brakes, to some seriously high speed shunts, there is plenty of vehicular entertainment for you in this weeks failrace episode.
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For some reason best known to RUclips, everything is all in italics. And now Things We Learned This Week has a new angle on things:
- Well, that's a sure fire way of making sure your car's securely parked
- AlphaDog knows what brakes are for, which is more than can be said for the opposition
- It's not a very good idea to have a race with a bunch of 18-wheelers down a busy highway, especially as one truck decides to take a slip road created out of the driver's own mind
- Rally Buddha he say "Oops upside your head, Hyundai!"
- It's most probably a good idea not to crash into other cars when you win a midnight drag race, as you may not enough readies to pay for the damage
- Rixi gets bump-drafted into second place, while the car doing the bumping has another bump, off the race track
- It's another round of Pick-Up Truck Vs Wannabe Land Cruiser, which ends up with the pick-up missing almost everything on their spin, before leaving the highway for a quick change of underpants
- The Alpine attempts to go tube-riding inside a tunnel, and Rally Buddha he say "Listen, you may be an Alpine, but I'm allowed one reference a week!"
- Desperate to escape the clutches of the law, the perp vehicle resorts to emulating a squirrel. THAT'S NOT HOW YOU... oh, someone else has taken that
- A classic Renault 12/old school Dacia taxi gets cooped up and becomes a bridge over troubled... er... agricultural land
- In yet another running of the Le Mans 24 Hours, an Aston Martin forgets to Tertre Rouge and bounces off the side of the track, continuing the bouncing to the other side of the track. As you do...
- This is. not so much brake-testing on the last series of turns on the Nordschleife, more like brake-failing. With a modicum of talent-failing. Rebel Tree is not impressed
And seven more to go. That's putting a new slant on things...
This series demonstrates one of the many reasons why I’m so hesitant on allowing AI to drive our cars. They can’t even seem to manage on closed tracks and set paths… having to contend with unknown pathing and random mechanical failures would probably break even the best AI
On the plus side we could have a while failrace series of real life AI shenanigans
@@vycanismelodis That honestly sounds horrifying, especially if those shanenigans lead into actual accidents and people getting hurt.
But at the same time, I do see the entertainment value. lol
This is comparing apples and oranges
Out in the garden, the clouds came in to spoil the end of June, forcing me into the living room of insight. Thankfully, a bunch of this week's vehicular mayhem clips came in for me to watch, packaged on the latest box set of "Things We Enjoyed This Week":
* 0:22 The Ninetails Parking School would probably say "Top of the Class, Blooperr; A+ for the effort for this splendid bit of parking in Los Santos".
* 0:40 In GTA's Sumo matches, bet on the Orange Hotknife being the only colour of this car coming with anti-lock brakes only, as AlphaDog found out.
* 1:11 Out in America, the phrase "Cheaters never Prosper" is never more true than for any big-rig driver trying to squeeze an overtake on the hard shoulder...
* 1:39 This WRC driver really loves wood so much, they'll never miss a chance to go head-over-heels for finding a perfect log pile during a rally event.
* 2:01 Despite the power and speed of a Bugatti Veyron, this street racer has found out this supercar must have the highest NCCAP rating when they try to go for a wheelie celebration...
* 2:44 In Wreckfest, racers like Rixi are quite thankful of anti-cheating devices installed in their car, meaning an unfriendly bump to the rear will only end in one way for the offender.
* 3:08 Buddha, God, Jesus - this pick-up truck driver must have been praying to them all to come out of this accident as the luckiest man on the US West Coast...
* 3:39 Looks like the AI are upping their game - the slightest chance of rolling a player will never be overlooked when being raced in a tunnel.
* 4:15 Oh no, the NFS gods are physicing players again. I can also expect EdwardBurek saying "THAT'S NOT HOW YOU TREE CLIMB!!"
* 4:54 Oh my! We have found another student of the Ninetails Parking School, attempting to pass their exam on parking a taxi somewhere tight in the country.
* 5:35 Out on the track, a Weirdo learns the hardest lesson everyone would shout at them about cornering. And that is.... Hey... Who's nicked the line I wrote for that?
* 6:32 At the Nurburgring, players are seeing signs warning them to watch out for the next 3 miles for divebombing AI racers...
* 6:54 ...as well as those failing to brake. "THAT'S NOT HOW YOU BRAKE!!!!"
Well, I am hoping the sun will be out tomorrow, so I can listen to the radio show in the morning on 420.69fm, out on radio "Things We Learned This Week". Until next time....
SWEATY!!!!
Ey my tree climbing defender clip made it.
Eyy my clip made the thumbnail haha. My claim to fame. Was a fun race after all that carnage. Just a lot less cars after it lol.
Wow I made it in!! Thanks for sharing my clip : )
0:38 Hey Ma, I made it!
I've got a weird one happening atm, but not sure how to record it....
On Gta5, I deliver a customer's modified motorbike, and the cutscene swaps it to a modified Hermes..... Which is rather amusing, and still get the payout for the bike.
I got the same JUST after the recent update.
The "drivers" in the VLN managed to pretty much perform the last clip irl 3 or 4 years ago when it started raining on one section of the Nurburgring Nordschleife and managed to have an absolutely monumental crash...
I was the blue mustang in the alpine clip XDDDDD
That's a big one XD
You have to make euro truck simulator race, looked like loads of fun
1:48 Yup, that's me here again! And once again with mispronounced name...
Also good thing that I didn't lose the engine tho at that finish, or else the damage would be FAR MORE, than 35 000 in-game $.
1:11
That's literally the Austrian Grand Prix
I an sing that rolling cars in TDUSC is not difficult at all 😂
I'm fairy sure that Nürburgring corner is the problem corner IRL. Loads of people overcook it so bad
I made it ❤ what a warm fuzzy feeling
So a video from any game right for this series?? i forget
As long as cars are involved
@@CheetahLynx okie my memeory is crap
Bro if that's what tdu solar looks like lol who thought that was going to be a decent game?
4:43 Pub-guh, huh? (Its pronounced pub-gee btw)
I put mine on the google form, but I put my video on gmail would I need to leave gmail open for you to access it
I finally made it!
6:24
Those are NPCs, not AI....
most NPCs are AIs, just not the chatGPT kind.
Have you forgotten that these are called AI for decades or are you actually 5 years old?