When my daughter was about 5, she asked me what a virgin was. As it was near Christmas, I thought she was talking about Mary. So I answered the best I could. Then I asked why she wanted to know…….which I should have asked first. ‘Why are the planes called Virgin Australia?’ was the answer. Moral of this story……ask why they want to know first, then answer the question…….not the other way around.
I saw on a sit com once a similar thing the conversation was “what’s a period” ‘Explains’ “What’s an exclamation mark then?” This is why they’re full stops.
The cutest one I've had was when my daughter (around 6 then, now 11 years later) said "it's really lucky that you and mum don't have to pay for the presents that Santa brings us"
Got asked once at a back yard BBQ by about a 7 or 8 ? year old girl who's Mum I was seeing at the time " are you going to be my new Dad ? ", I don't remember my reply but her follow up as she wandered off was something like " Ok, just don't become poor like the last one ", dodged a bullet there.
As a second grade teacher, all animal questions, fine. Cats nipples feed the babies, how many do dogs have? All good. People ones? Some questions parents like to answer. Do ask your parents tonight. And I usually gave parents the heads up if squirly ones were being asked.
I had 4 kids (not all mine) ranging between 6-8 all ask me how babies were made, so I gave them the clinical version very VERY quickly, they all just walked off nodding sagely. I was speaking so fast that they picked up maybe 1 in every 8 words and I finished with ‘the rest I’ll tell you when your a bit older’. They seemed happy with that *PHEW* dodged for another day…..or parent😂😂
I'm not a mum but I was queuing for the woolies checkout and the 10 year old(?) kid in front of me asked his mum "can I go to the Diddy party?" And grabbed a baby oil from her trolley 😂
It's very uncommon to see Muslim women in their all black attire in the coastal Qld town where we live. But my 4 year old daughter saw 2 at a distance and said out loud "Look Daddy, Ninjas" 🤣
Do a video about the first time you hear your child swear? When our daughter was 3, we were coming home from daycare. She was on the phone to my mother in law. A loud motorcycle went past and without skipping a beat she went “farkin hell!” Me, my wife and MIL felt we couldn’t really tell her off because she used the word perfectly!
Clever girl. You gotta give her credit for correct grammar and context. 😉 My niece’s first words were “aw fuck” that was 23 years ago and we still laugh about it til now. 😂
The most explicit sexual content in really young children conversation is in the red flag category & should be investigated. In educational facilities, eg, kindergartens and primary schools, you are legally bound to disclose these. Such inappropriate behaviour can indicate grooming /or sexual interference. It may not be your child, but with professional investigation, it maybe someone else's child who is the victim. This, unfortunately, is not a funny matter.
@joiesymes8568 that's a really good point, the defenceless need defending for sure. Investigations sound like a good idea and that may have been what the school was doing when they contacted us when my son and a school friend were heard talking about body parts and how sex works (age about 8). In this case it was innocent and funny as we had 'the birds and bees' talk with our son in a pretty open and factual manner and he and his friend were comparing notes. Definitely needed to reinforce "this is personal stuff you shouldn't talk about at school"
Ahh, the innocence of children. I was asked not that long time ago, what it was like to live before electricty was invented......... Jimmy, still laughing, some questions are asked at the most inappropriate time.
One of my 5 yr old swim students....uncle Steve came around last night, he's not my uncle but I call him that but when it's bedtime him and mummy go into her room and make really weird loud noises....what are they doing?
i remember finding my parent's birth control spray from the 90s when i was like 7 in 2003.... and asking if it was perfume bc it had a lady in fancy hat on the front of the box 😂 i got told to go put it back where i found it.... in my hat drawer 😂 it also made me ask what a vagina was, but i read it out with a hard g lmao 😅
2:41 remember when you were on taskmaster and the task was to de-age and luke mcgregor said something like ''i just realised the easiest way to do this was just leaving a sperm sample on the table'' 😭
Well, This is better than the 'Depression Pills'.👍 I was already sitting on the Floor (😉Gamer Style) , and I LAUGHED so Loud! Then I Realized I was 'Lying Sideways' Across the Floor🤣🤣🤣
I'm in year 11, and some other year 11 stuudent (dunno their name, its not important) asks how old i am "I'm 16" and she goes "Oh! That means you can have sex!" I just look at her like what... and reply "I"m Asexual"
Nephew age 9 asks “Aunty Rose What’s Bukkake? 😧 Different nephew asked at Coles as he pointed at a large biker with a big belly “ooh look that man is pregnant like mummy”. 😂 I covered his mouth and said “hahaha kids these days.” Also young cousin at the same Coles pointed at a woman with huge breasts and “whoa that woman has huge bazonkas do you think she has twice as much milk as mummy?” Embarrassing but hilarious 😳 😂
praying that the kids I babysit don't ask me something so out of pocket like this because I'd forget that they're innocent children and accidently tell them the answer.
I have, with parental permission, given answers before; there are ways to do it age appropriately with most questions. But when my friend was pregnant with twins she told her young children and they inevitably asked how the babies got in there and how they got them out. Hilariously, she gave them honest answers which they then refused to believe.
My brother is seven and was challenged to a race by an eight year old who said ‘Last one there is gay.’ My brother, being my brother, accepted the race. After he won the race, he came up to me quietly and when ‘what does gay mean?’ He didn’t know what it was, but just wanted to run in a race.
"Is Jesus Australian?" and "mum, [I can't sleep because] Jesus is not in my room"...were not small topics that I didn't want to deal with at BEDTIME hahah!
Husband on the front deck talking to neighbour, 11yo son gets home, runs up the steps yelling ‘daaad, what’s a 69?’ Turns out he’d asked MY FRIEND while she was driving him home 😦 and she said ‘ask your dad’ 😂
Trying to teach my 3 year old not to point at people and say things so we’re next to a lady who was maybe a little heavier then average and she points at her and says “look that mum had really pretty hair. See mum I didn’t say she’s fat I just said something nice about her.” 🤦🏻♀️
Well that’s embarrassing but at least there is an easy to understand explanation for that one - he has more of a chemical called melatonin in his skin than we do. Done!
Alot less "too early" questions before the internet. Even if your kids don't get on the internet, their classmates probably do. It's really messing up their pure childhood freedom portion of life.
My 10 year old son (philosophical one): Is ‘making-love’ and ‘having sex’ the same thing? Followed by: “Can you have sex even if you don’t love someone?”
Miss 3 at the museum: “what’s that?” pointing to an anatomical skeleton. Me: “they’re the bones that make up our bodies.” Miss 3 later at the gift shop, after ogling the skeleton for sale, notices two Asian ladies, “Look! Walking human bones!” - they were the same size.
@@collyernicholasjohn that’s a completely different scenario. Dogs can’t go buy their own food. Kids have an innate sense of who they are, which is not controlled by their parents (see trans kids with transphobe parents).
An adult question: I had sex education in year 5, why has none of my children had sex education causing me much anxiety and discomfort because of this?!!
I don’t know, but my kids had little to no sex ed either, even in high school. Luckily, my dad encouraged open and honest discussion about ‘taboo’ topics when I was a teen. I tried to do the same with mine, starting at a younger age to make it easier when it was time for big topics. In an age-appropriate way, though I may have over-explained some things too early. Hopefully if they ever have kids they can do a better job of it.
@DarkMatterZine Maybe three. He certainly doesn't have an eighteen year old daughter that he's admitted to. So, sounds like he's done a call out to Parents on one of his other platforms. 'What are the questions you're not ready for?'
When my daughter was about 5, she asked me what a virgin was. As it was near Christmas, I thought she was talking about Mary. So I answered the best I could. Then I asked why she wanted to know…….which I should have asked first. ‘Why are the planes called Virgin Australia?’ was the answer. Moral of this story……ask why they want to know first, then answer the question…….not the other way around.
I saw on a sit com once a similar thing the conversation was “what’s a period”
‘Explains’
“What’s an exclamation mark then?”
This is why they’re full stops.
Laughed the most at 18 year old asking “what even is tax?” 😂 I’m 48 and I still don’t really know. 😉
When I was 18 my first full time job was working for the tax department. I got a crash course.
it is when the mafia takes from you.
Like compound interest it’s a ponzi scheme ☹️
The cutest one I've had was when my daughter (around 6 then, now 11 years later) said "it's really lucky that you and mum don't have to pay for the presents that Santa brings us"
Got asked once at a back yard BBQ by about a 7 or 8 ? year old girl who's Mum I was seeing at the time " are you going to be my new Dad ? ", I don't remember my reply but her follow up as she wandered off was something like " Ok, just don't become poor like the last one ", dodged a bullet there.
That’s bloody wild 😂😂😂
My then 9 year old daughter 😅. "What was it like in the dinosaur era... Your old like them right?" 29 years old 😂😂
At 9 years old that was almost definitely on purpose
As a second grade teacher, all animal questions, fine. Cats nipples feed the babies, how many do dogs have? All good. People ones? Some questions parents like to answer. Do ask your parents tonight. And I usually gave parents the heads up if squirly ones were being asked.
I had 4 kids (not all mine) ranging between 6-8 all ask me how babies were made, so I gave them the clinical version very VERY quickly, they all just walked off nodding sagely. I was speaking so fast that they picked up maybe 1 in every 8 words and I finished with ‘the rest I’ll tell you when your a bit older’. They seemed happy with that *PHEW* dodged for another day…..or parent😂😂
I'm not a mum but I was queuing for the woolies checkout and the 10 year old(?) kid in front of me asked his mum "can I go to the Diddy party?" And grabbed a baby oil from her trolley 😂
Playground talk has devolved.
Your videos never disappoint!🤣😂
It's very uncommon to see Muslim women in their all black attire in the coastal Qld town where we live. But my 4 year old daughter saw 2 at a distance and said out loud "Look Daddy, Ninjas" 🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thank you, I needed a good giggle.
love these, reminds how kids are so questioning everything 😅😅😅
Don’t worry the school system and media will put a stop to that
Like, 6 year old niece in Bunnings: "Why do you have boobies but not me? Look!" _lifts up her shirt_
Oh no 😂
@@Observer-pv8fsthat’s wild 😂😂
My late teens still ask me, "What's rude about the middle finger?" Yeah explain that one mum. Nope.
Do a video about the first time you hear your child swear?
When our daughter was 3, we were coming home from daycare. She was on the phone to my mother in law. A loud motorcycle went past and without skipping a beat she went “farkin hell!” Me, my wife and MIL felt we couldn’t really tell her off because she used the word perfectly!
LOL! My daughter's first words were 'oh piss!' Also in perfect context.
Clever girl. You gotta give her credit for correct grammar and context. 😉 My niece’s first words were “aw fuck” that was 23 years ago and we still laugh about it til now. 😂
@@CruzR1111 There's nothing funny about innocent kids picking up filthy words because the adults in their lives say them. It's vile.
The most explicit sexual content in really young children conversation is in the red flag category & should be investigated. In educational facilities, eg, kindergartens and primary schools, you are legally bound to disclose these. Such inappropriate behaviour can indicate grooming /or sexual interference. It may not be your child, but with professional investigation, it maybe someone else's child who is the victim. This, unfortunately, is not a funny matter.
@joiesymes8568 that's a really good point, the defenceless need defending for sure. Investigations sound like a good idea and that may have been what the school was doing when they contacted us when my son and a school friend were heard talking about body parts and how sex works (age about 8). In this case it was innocent and funny as we had 'the birds and bees' talk with our son in a pretty open and factual manner and he and his friend were comparing notes. Definitely needed to reinforce "this is personal stuff you shouldn't talk about at school"
Ahh, the innocence of children. I was asked not that long time ago, what it was like to live before electricty was invented.........
Jimmy, still laughing, some questions are asked at the most inappropriate time.
One of my 5 yr old swim students....uncle Steve came around last night, he's not my uncle but I call him that but when it's bedtime him and mummy go into her room and make really weird loud noises....what are they doing?
My life as a Grade 1 Teacher.
i remember finding my parent's birth control spray from the 90s when i was like 7 in 2003.... and asking if it was perfume bc it had a lady in fancy hat on the front of the box 😂 i got told to go put it back where i found it.... in my hat drawer 😂 it also made me ask what a vagina was, but i read it out with a hard g lmao 😅
2:41 remember when you were on taskmaster and the task was to de-age and luke mcgregor said something like ''i just realised the easiest way to do this was just leaving a sperm sample on the table'' 😭
From a child in kindy…my mum has a drink bottle like that one. Hers has a silver thing on the side though and she blows smoke out of it.
"What even is tax?" Yeah, no one knows about that one.
"The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30% of their ice cream." Bill Murray
Our kids pay the parent tax every year at Easter. 😉
Well, This is better than the 'Depression Pills'.👍
I was already sitting on the Floor (😉Gamer Style) , and I LAUGHED so Loud!
Then I Realized I was 'Lying Sideways' Across the Floor🤣🤣🤣
I'm in year 11, and some other year 11 stuudent (dunno their name, its not important) asks how old i am "I'm 16" and she goes "Oh! That means you can have sex!" I just look at her like what... and reply "I"m Asexual"
Perfect answer, whether it’s honest or not.
Nephew age 9 asks “Aunty Rose What’s Bukkake? 😧
Different nephew asked at Coles as he pointed at a large biker with a big belly “ooh look that man is pregnant like mummy”. 😂 I covered his mouth and said “hahaha kids these days.”
Also young cousin at the same Coles pointed at a woman with huge breasts and “whoa that woman has huge bazonkas do you think she has twice as much milk as mummy?” Embarrassing but hilarious 😳 😂
Walking through Melb CBD and walking past a homeless person - 4yo "why are they camping? Camping fun though can we go?"
Notice how many of those questions start with Mum… 😮
Ooh, yes what *are* my options for my body when I die?
As for the bacon...this little piggy went to market...once you know, you can never not know.
praying that the kids I babysit don't ask me something so out of pocket like this because I'd forget that they're innocent children and accidently tell them the answer.
I have, with parental permission, given answers before; there are ways to do it age appropriately with most questions.
But when my friend was pregnant with twins she told her young children and they inevitably asked how the babies got in there and how they got them out. Hilariously, she gave them honest answers which they then refused to believe.
My brother is seven and was challenged to a race by an eight year old who said ‘Last one there is gay.’ My brother, being my brother, accepted the race. After he won the race, he came up to me quietly and when ‘what does gay mean?’ He didn’t know what it was, but just wanted to run in a race.
Perhaps that was the eight-year-old’s way to come out…
Love it❤❤ need more!!!!!! Please😊😊😊😊😊😊
Not quite a question, but I remember a mates brother yelling through the house -
“Mum, my doodle won’t go down!?” 😂
6 year old ‘mum what’s fellatio?’ I deflected by asking where she heard the word😅
😂😂😂😂😂😂calssic😂😂😂😅😅
"Is Jesus Australian?" and "mum, [I can't sleep because] Jesus is not in my room"...were not small topics that I didn't want to deal with at BEDTIME hahah!
Husband on the front deck talking to neighbour, 11yo son gets home, runs up the steps yelling ‘daaad, what’s a 69?’
Turns out he’d asked MY FRIEND while she was driving him home 😦 and she said ‘ask your dad’ 😂
Kids really do say the darnedest things 😂
Great. Loved it. Want more
Trying to teach my 3 year old not to point at people and say things so we’re next to a lady who was maybe a little heavier then average and she points at her and says “look that mum had really pretty hair. See mum I didn’t say she’s fat I just said something nice about her.” 🤦🏻♀️
Daughter when she was 3, at a bus stop, at maximum toddler volume: "mummy, why is that man brown?"
Well that’s embarrassing but at least there is an easy to understand explanation for that one - he has more of a chemical called melatonin in his skin than we do. Done!
Alot less "too early" questions before the internet. Even if your kids don't get on the internet, their classmates probably do. It's really messing up their pure childhood freedom portion of life.
Fantastic !!!
One of my little cousins “how are babies made?” My answer “alchemy”. Next question “what’s alchemy?”
My 10 year old son (philosophical one): Is ‘making-love’ and ‘having sex’ the same thing? Followed by: “Can you have sex even if you don’t love someone?”
2:45 My possible new alert tone “Mum, what’s c*m?”
My family and other random hotel guests in an elevator, our 5 year old looks at large lady and says matter-of-factly "She's fat."
Why the heck do I always find these videos a few hours after they're posted
Too funny
Miss 3 at the museum: “what’s that?” pointing to an anatomical skeleton.
Me: “they’re the bones that make up our bodies.”
Miss 3 later at the gift shop, after ogling the skeleton for sale, notices two Asian ladies, “Look! Walking human bones!” - they were the same size.
when my daughter was about 10 we had an extended family Christmas dinner, all sitting down when my daughter announces to the table "what's oral sex?"
Perfect timing because you can delegate it to the oldest member of the family. 😂
Worst one I ever had, a guy was at our house fixing the tv and three year old asks in a piercing voice “mummy, does that man have a penis?”
Come on, kids are old enough to decide to be the opposite sex. You’re underestimating them.
It’s their parents who decide that
@@collyernicholasjohnthat’s not how it works at all.
@@nerissarowan8119 if your dog is vegetarian that’s about u
@@collyernicholasjohn that’s a completely different scenario. Dogs can’t go buy their own food. Kids have an innate sense of who they are, which is not controlled by their parents (see trans kids with transphobe parents).
@@nerissarowan8119 mine thought they were the tooth fairy and Superman
I can't watch videos with rolling captions. How did this become a trend?
It’s useful to people with hearing impairments and also allows people to watch or preview with no sound.
An adult question: I had sex education in year 5, why has none of my children had sex education causing me much anxiety and discomfort because of this?!!
I don’t know, but my kids had little to no sex ed either, even in high school. Luckily, my dad encouraged open and honest discussion about ‘taboo’ topics when I was a teen. I tried to do the same with mine, starting at a younger age to make it easier when it was time for big topics. In an age-appropriate way, though I may have over-explained some things too early. Hopefully if they ever have kids they can do a better job of it.
4 year old says "mum, sisters pp is hairy. Hahahahahaha" 😐
My question is HOW MANY KIDS DOES JIMMY HAVE???
@DarkMatterZine Maybe three. He certainly doesn't have an eighteen year old daughter that he's admitted to. So, sounds like he's done a call out to Parents on one of his other platforms. 'What are the questions you're not ready for?'
5 minutes!!!
3 year old son asked why they put Jesus on a cross.
Good time to share the basic gospel!
It does seem too early to explain politics and hatred, but he has to learn sometime.
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