Oh man was it a pack of four in sort of tear drop shaped bottles? My mum dragged an ancient lot of those around for a LONG time. I'd forgotten about that until your comment!
@@Alice_Walker i still have the ones my mum had in the 50s. The 1950s! Used the red one to make a pink icing for a baby shower not long ago. Turned out great.
Can I just chuck out some appreciation for your attention to continuity, shot to shot? Water on the glasses and in the glass, it's all there. Considering major high budget films can't get it right, damn good job mate 👏
You do the different characters so well, that in the "out takes" at the end, when you spit on your glasses, I thought, "Damn, he's that good at these different characters I never even thought about the water on the glasses"!!!. Awesome job again Jimmy; keep em coming!
24 yo son asked his visiting grandfather recently if the “milk was off” as the use by date was that day. Grandfather replied “that date is just a recommended sniff date, but you can still get a good week or so out of it yet. It’s not like it’s an overdue date or anything!” 24yo froze with a bunny in the headlights look 😳
They are less than a mild suggestion. they are there so if the food is bad and you get sick the company can say well you ate it after the expiry date no liability here
@@JoelLS101 Precisely. There is no food science, logic, or reasoning that went into this practice. Someone back in the day must've got a windfall from suing a food company for something that most likely had visible mold (think: the woman who sued McyD's for coffee being hot) and was able to get a huge payout.
I want to see the guy who decides the size of dairy products… let’s make a block of cheese… 5cm wider than the size of a standard cheese grater/slice. And blocks butter bigger than any butter dish known to humanity!
That wasn’t confusing at all 😂😂😂 The level in the Guy’s glass changed faster then poor Jason could talk! Use By Best before or does it depend how fast you can pick it up off the floor?? If it’s not grey, green or hairy then ✅✅✅ Thanks Jimmy!👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😂😂😂🍸🍸🍸
Was I the only person who . . . when you said BEER . . . moved forward slightly in excitement that you were going to say . . . BEERS BEERS BEERS! OMG . . . you have actually damaged my brain . . . honestly, still whenever I see Pfizer . . .
If the filling is Dacron, it can go bad after about five years. That's why it's a good idea not to stockpile pillows and only go out and buy new ones if you are going to be using them within days of purchase. Always replace pillows about every three years. They build up a massive amount of body oil and bacterial and dust mites over a few years, even when you wash them. You can kill the mites, but they're still decomposing in the fibres.
@@melissabarrett9750 LOL, the point was needing an expiry date to tell you this. Most people just use their eyes. Somebody falling for the marketing perhaps?? 😉😁
Just so you know: Cooked chicken lasts 2 weeks in the fridge - as long as you seal it in an airtight container. I’ve been eating 2 week old chicken for decades now without any gastro ever. So much food gets wasted (and animals get slaughtered) just because people assume cooked meat only lasts as long as raw meat.
In other countries, it's pretty clear what expiry dates are, when we moved here here Down Under, I had to research what's the difference between Best Before and Use by By! 😄
Best before lose most of their nutritional value or flavour from after the best before date. Foods with a use by date, actually become less safe to eat and you risk food poisoning. This is pretty much how it works.
My next door neighbour is called Jason, and I have the hardest fucking time stopping myself from yelling 'Jason, Jason, Jason' and spitting Gin and Tonic in his face, whenever we discuss Imperial measurements, use by dates, or recycling - which is not as often as you might think.
I drank a diet cola once after the expiration date. It was gross! Apparently, the artificial sweetener loses its flavor. 😝 This video is one of my favorites! 👍🏻👍🏻
Jimmy i hate it when the Expiry date rubs off on the bottle of Tomato sauce at the back of the fridge, and you having your Sanga and you wondering is this the Squisy bottle of Sauce safe? And you the strange thing about milk if your freeze it keep it in the freezer for 2 weeks or so you can unthaw the milk and still drink it for a further period after, so i dont quite get the expiry date on milk and isn't off milk just soured milk its like a Kefir Milk its a fermented soured milk. i quest useby dates on some products. thanks for the laughs.
It was more than likely best before dates, and if not then it was because the plastic containers they are stored in degrade over time and leech chemicals into everything they have contact with.
Medications can become very toxic after their expiry date. Good idea to dispose of them the day before or return them to a pharmacy for disposal. They incinerate them.
@@melissabarrett9750 they don't usually become toxic, so much as becoming ineffective. Toxicity usually comes from the packaging, if it's particularly volatile, like epipens. The epinephrine itself is fine, but chemicals in the plastic seep into it over time, which is why they store many times the actual dose in each autoinjector, so it lasts longer before reaching an unsafe concentration.
... My friends tell me that this isn't a flex, BUT in 2020 I have eaten chocolate that's best before date was in 2016 The chocolate tasted just fine, but it's my best flex and now all my friends think I'm weird now XD
Chocolates are usually fine, just the sugar crystalises and some shenanigans happens. As long as it's kept sterile though, it lasts an obnoxiously long time without losing much quality or becoming dangerous.
Grinding disk's and cutting disk's also have a use by date. It's around the centre. Please be warned as they may disintegrate/explode when used if to old.
Sometimes manufacturers will put date of manufacture or packed dates on items. This can help to make them identifiable as part of a batch if there's a toxicity scare on that product, eg:contaminated during manufacture. Then the product can usually be returned for a replacement from a different batch or a refund.
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Let's be honest, every decision ever made was because Deciding Guy hates Jason and just wants to make his job as hard as possible
I'm Jason 🥲
Jimmy,
You know you’ve "arrived" because, "Jason, Jason, Jason" has entered the vernacular. Itsupthere with "Not happy, Jan!" 🤣
"No Jason! Are you stupid?"
No sir, just exasperated, confused and a bit concerned. 😐
I've missed this pair - lovely to see them back. As always thanks for the laughs Jimmy.
Lol ... poor Jason !
Methinks he is just like me, frustrated with trying to find the difference between "use by, best before, and expiry date" 🤣
A few years back my mum threw out food colouring she bought before she married my dad in 1969.
Oh man was it a pack of four in sort of tear drop shaped bottles? My mum dragged an ancient lot of those around for a LONG time. I'd forgotten about that until your comment!
@@Alice_Walker i still have the ones my mum had in the 50s. The 1950s! Used the red one to make a pink icing for a baby shower not long ago. Turned out great.
@@Alice_Walker no a glass jar. She kept them in an egg carton with the tops cut out. I totally know the ones you mean though!
@@erincarter9457 what a cool fun little memory ! Love it!!
@@Alice_Walker You can still get those, new.
Glad to know I’m not the only one having a tipple. The bottle won’t hang around long enough to expire! 😜🍷
Great way to ensure freshness, never give it a chance to spoil.
"Glue" and "salt" made me spit out my expired bottled water.
Put an expiry date on poisons
"So does it because less poisonous or more?"
Yes!
Food storage has never been so confusing! Poor Jason! 😂😂
Can I just chuck out some appreciation for your attention to continuity, shot to shot? Water on the glasses and in the glass, it's all there. Considering major high budget films can't get it right, damn good job mate 👏
That confusion just made my day...love it🤣🤣
You do the different characters so well, that in the "out takes" at the end, when you spit on your glasses, I thought, "Damn, he's that good at these different characters I never even thought about the water on the glasses"!!!. Awesome job again Jimmy; keep em coming!
So true! Grandma always thought everything smelt fine! 😂
Maybe she's got Covid 😳
@@melissabarrett9750 Haha...nah, even pre-pandemic! I think older people worry less about use by dates.
24 yo son asked his visiting grandfather recently if the “milk was off” as the use by date was that day. Grandfather replied “that date is just a recommended sniff date, but you can still get a good week or so out of it yet. It’s not like it’s an overdue date or anything!”
24yo froze with a bunny in the headlights look 😳
🤣😂
Grandfather is right. Personally I use the use the boiling water test myself. If it curdles in boiling water it’s bad.
Smelling it is important... Sour milk, pre-curdling, isn't nice to drink, even in tea or coffee.
I would’ve made the same face as your son …maybe even gagged a little 😝
@@melissabarrett9750 My sense of smell is really poor. I have to ask my husband or kids to do the sniff test.
"Refrigerate after opening" is similarly relegated to the smallest font in the most easily mangled part of the label.
Yes! Along with "must be consumed within x days after opening".
I went through my whole childhood with no ‘use by dates’ - so I look upon them now as mild suggestions. Most of them I can’t even see lol
They are less than a mild suggestion. they are there so if the food is bad and you get sick the company can say well you ate it after the expiry date no liability here
@@JoelLS101 Precisely. There is no food science, logic, or reasoning that went into this practice. Someone back in the day must've got a windfall from suing a food company for something that most likely had visible mold (think: the woman who sued McyD's for coffee being hot) and was able to get a huge payout.
... pillows ... salt ... sugar ... they need an expiry too!!! He he!!! 🤭😂😂😂🤣
Underrated
Baaaah haah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha 😀 this is GOLD. Jimmy must be well hydrated now 🥂
Marinated.
I want to see the guy who decides the size of dairy products… let’s make a block of cheese… 5cm wider than the size of a standard cheese grater/slice. And blocks butter bigger than any butter dish known to humanity!
Brilliant, as always! 😂🍸
we need "SHUT UP JASON" MERCH
It's giggle and hoot man. Didn't realise he was until my dad said so.
That wasn’t confusing at all 😂😂😂
The level in the Guy’s glass changed faster then poor Jason could talk!
Use By Best before or does it depend how fast you can pick it up off the floor?? If it’s not grey, green or hairy then ✅✅✅
Thanks Jimmy!👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😂😂😂🍸🍸🍸
You forgot to mention the exact time listed that the products will go off🤣
This truly is the new pitch meeting, but for stuff other than movies. Love it.
Don't forget the "refrigerate after opening, for 2 weeks"
Welcome back Jason !!!! How I have missed you as nd your Boss, who is fond of a drink !!
xo
Now I know this scheme was cooked up by the guy who decides, it makes perfect sense!
I'm early for a change 😂
Go Jason 🤪
Lol the tinned fish made me LMAO 🤣
He drank a whole gin then started a 2nd one lol 😂 🍸
Thanks Jimmy. I needed a good laugh tonight.
I want your channel to explode SO MUCH
In a good way, obviously.
No mention of Vegemite? I think I still have a jar from 1996. It’s still good.
Was it ever good? 😝
@@dawnmichelle4403yes
One of your BEST!!!
Yay! Love the guy who decides everything.
jimmy never disappoints:)
Loved this!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂💯😂
Jason you are my all time favourite!
Was I the only person who . . . when you said BEER . . . moved forward slightly in excitement that you were going to say . . . BEERS BEERS BEERS! OMG . . . you have actually damaged my brain . . . honestly, still whenever I see Pfizer . . .
Ha ha, same!
I know it's probably just water in that glass but he's making it seem so good.
LOVE the new video 👍🏻 grate job
Someone I used to work with said he'd once drunk a Coke or Pepsi or something that was a year past the use by date. He said it was rancid.
Oh good have I missed Jason you always make me giggle Jimmy Giggle stay groovy your hilarious
Just found a bottle of tomato paste in the back of the pantry with a 2015 date on it she gone black
please make a nrl
PLEASE
😂😂😂😂😂
Best one by far haha absolutely loved it
Describe eternity; Fish in a can 😄
Brilliant!
You never fail to make my day
F*cking hillarious
Jimmmmy giiiiggle! Where’s hootabelle?
4:25 my questions have been answered, the whole time I was wondering the way he did the spray on his glasses
I just got an add that he was doing for a mattress when I clicked on the video 😂😂
just cut the mouldy bits of bread off & pop in the toaster 😋 all good, oh & honey NEVER expires
Jason..... Jason........ Jason............ - 5th September
Jason: Is that the use by date
SHUT UP JASON
"it's not the water it's the bottle".
that's when you got my like. that's not a common knowledge, good research job👍
Wait, Butter only lasts 4 weeks? I think I've been using rancid butter my whole life.
Yep, news to me too😳 … and I’m fine…I think!! 🥴
Step ya game up Jason!
NO JASON put it in a tiny font in spot that no one will ever see it
I hate when they do that. My sight isn’t as good as it use to be, so I get frustrated, when I bother to look😂
Was just talking about these with my dad today. 🤣
A very hard call , however , possibly your best ! You make me proud to be Australian !
I still can't belive this was the man behind my childhood
I KNEW IT WAS HIS FAULT!
agree, the pillows one is the most absurd 🤪🤔🤷♀
If the filling is Dacron, it can go bad after about five years. That's why it's a good idea not to stockpile pillows and only go out and buy new ones if you are going to be using them within days of purchase. Always replace pillows about every three years. They build up a massive amount of body oil and bacterial and dust mites over a few years, even when you wash them. You can kill the mites, but they're still decomposing in the fibres.
If your pillow is 5 years old, about 25% of its weight is now dust mites and human cells 🤢
@@melissabarrett9750 LOL, the point was needing an expiry date to tell you this. Most people just use their eyes. Somebody falling for the marketing perhaps?? 😉😁
Lmao 🤣
Just so you know:
Cooked chicken lasts 2 weeks in the fridge - as long as you seal it in an airtight container. I’ve been eating 2 week old chicken for decades now without any gastro ever.
So much food gets wasted (and animals get slaughtered) just because people assume cooked meat only lasts as long as raw meat.
Sniff test 👍😂
Dates are in place by manufacturers so they can sell more.and generate huge profits..
3:46 yes duh
In other countries, it's pretty clear what expiry dates are, when we moved here here Down Under, I had to research what's the difference between Best Before and Use by By! 😄
Best before lose most of their nutritional value or flavour from after the best before date. Foods with a use by date, actually become less safe to eat and you risk food poisoning. This is pretty much how it works.
I have a recommendation, ‘The guy that decides colours’
Yo jimmy🙂. Love your vids buddy👍. Every one without fail makes me pee myself❤️
You clearly have a continence issue. Depends, depends, depends!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol is that how u put the water on your glasses, here I was thinking oh he probably used a spray bottle or something, but nope😂😂
😂😂😂😂
My next door neighbour is called Jason, and I have the hardest fucking time stopping myself from yelling 'Jason, Jason, Jason' and spitting Gin and Tonic in his face, whenever we discuss Imperial measurements, use by dates, or recycling - which is not as often as you might think.
An eternity 🍸
I drank a diet cola once after the expiration date. It was gross! Apparently, the artificial sweetener loses its flavor. 😝
This video is one of my favorites! 👍🏻👍🏻
Wow Clarke a dawe would be proud
Jimmy i hate it when the Expiry date rubs off on the bottle of Tomato sauce at the back of the fridge, and you having your Sanga and you wondering is this the Squisy bottle of Sauce safe? And you the strange thing about milk if your freeze it keep it in the freezer for 2 weeks or so you can unthaw the milk and still drink it for a further period after, so i dont quite get the expiry date on milk and isn't off milk just soured milk its like a Kefir Milk its a fermented soured milk. i quest useby dates on some products. thanks for the laughs.
I remember a comedian joking about expiry dates on rat poisoning. What happens when rat poison expires, does it become less poisonous?
😅😅😅
yeah i saw a expiry date on "Himalayan salt" and was like...wtf !? Also like...C vitamin tablets and some medication and chemicals...
It was more than likely best before dates, and if not then it was because the plastic containers they are stored in degrade over time and leech chemicals into everything they have contact with.
Medications can become very toxic after their expiry date. Good idea to dispose of them the day before or return them to a pharmacy for disposal. They incinerate them.
@@melissabarrett9750 they don't usually become toxic, so much as becoming ineffective. Toxicity usually comes from the packaging, if it's particularly volatile, like epipens. The epinephrine itself is fine, but chemicals in the plastic seep into it over time, which is why they store many times the actual dose in each autoinjector, so it lasts longer before reaching an unsafe concentration.
Use by vs best before.
"bottold wotah"
♥
Did Decision Guy also come up with the 'Best After' date for Coopers beers?
This was a good opportunity for a crossover event with special guest star NT 🍺🍺🍺🐊🍳
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My friends tell me that this isn't a flex, BUT in 2020 I have eaten chocolate that's best before date was in 2016
The chocolate tasted just fine, but it's my best flex and now all my friends think I'm weird now XD
Cadbury's
@@KristiContemplates It wasn't Cadbury, it was some random pastry thing with caramel inside-
the caramel didn't even taste like caramel though XD
Chocolates are usually fine, just the sugar crystalises and some shenanigans happens. As long as it's kept sterile though, it lasts an obnoxiously long time without losing much quality or becoming dangerous.
Well, they're not wrong! 😉❤️
@@Cheesus-Sliced but it’s made from milk 😀
Grinding disk's and cutting disk's also have a use by date. It's around the centre. Please be warned as they may disintegrate/explode when used if to old.
Couple of weeks for some milk? Milk must be very different in Aus. Lasts a week tops in the UK.
You missed honey. It will last 1000 years or more, but has a best before date.
Yes, next millennium.
@@melissabarrett9750 Jason, Jason, Jason. NO. Make it two years, Jason.
I have a bottle of American mustard in my fridge door. No expiry date. 95% sure it’s about nine or ten years old. Ate some the other day, tastes fine.
Oh, I thought the date only referred to the packaging 😣😉'cause that's where the date always is. 😕
Sometimes manufacturers will put date of manufacture or packed dates on items. This can help to make them identifiable as part of a batch if there's a toxicity scare on that product, eg:contaminated during manufacture. Then the product can usually be returned for a replacement from a different batch or a refund.
Does milk left out in the heat on the bench for hours increase or decrease the date? Asking for a Friend.
You are liar if you have never done the sniff test 😂
Heck what’s with the reverb? Was this recorded in a bathroom? 😄
Welcome to the wonders of fermentation.