Autocrats Watch Our President Cling To His Job, Beg For Cash, And Obstruct The Transition Of Power
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- Опубликовано: 16 июн 2024
- The current President is turning heads around the world by refusing to participate in the transition of power to his victorious opponent Joe Biden, who is pressing ahead and preparing to take office. #Colbert #Monologue #ALateShow
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I did NOT expect this “refusing to say T****’s name” bit to actually continue, and I respect the hell out of it
It's like they're censoring his name to avoid being found by T**** stans on twitter lol
Oh, so it's just a running joke then?
At first I thought it was some sort of Orwellian censorship xD
First I've heard about it and I absolutely 💕 the idea.
If this were ancient Egypt, his name would be being erased from every wall. Ah'men
Trump: "If I lose to Biden, I don't know what I'm going to do -- I will never speak to you again!".. So far, so good.👍
OMG that might be only true thing he ever said during his entire presidency
Oh, didnt even realized that, he's trying to do what he promised!
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Finally he kept his word on this one staments lol ...so far ...
I’m liking the new blackout of The Orange One’s name.
I know! I don't watch every episode/clip of Colbert's so I figured they had always done that and I was just noticing it now. But I like it a lot too! That asshat certainly deserves it...
I like it too, but why are they doing it?
@@annebruecks7381 Because his name is profanity.
Me too. I now do the same now and wish more people would also.
@@annebruecks7381 I suspect it has more to do with legal issues. It's not the newspapers who are putting in the *'s, it's this show. Notice they're not using his name either. "He who shall not be named."
Never forget. Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it.
Emperor Caligula would be a good example.
The asterisks are because a couple days ago Stephen pledged to not recognizing his name until he recognizes defeat.
Thanks for clearing that up. That disgrace doesn’t deserve anything from the American people after how much he’s fucked us over
Thanks, I started to think that his surname became a slur in the USA🤣 (Well he would deserve it, he is the one ridiculing himself)
This is the best punishment. He lives for fame, he deserves to not be recognized. Imagine if the press picked up on that and never mentioned his name for a few weeks? He'd loose it!
@@Holbytatown In Europe the word trump has long been a slang for fart so you aren't too far off from it being inappropriate. He's certainly going out like a wet one.
@@TheDaleeni class idea.!
Colbert seems genuinely happy since the election was called.
We all are. =)
@suraj 2020 don't forget taking credit for the accomplishments of others. Trump supporters and Trump himself LOVE doing that.
Lol, I as a future engineer am extremely happy too. The clean energy sector has been downgrading ever this dick-tator said he doesn't believe in climate change. The world needs it's most powerful country to do something about climate change and Biden is going to do that. I'm so happy.
THE ELECTION HASNT BEEN CALLED YOU FOOL
Aren’t we all? I know I have felt so much better.
I love how you guys edited “his” name to look like a curse word.
I Have Noticed Every Late Show & News Agency Using T×××× & Saying President/Presidency ..No Longer Using his name & not explaining it? I Assume that Lawsuits Have Been Filed by The President Of JACKASSERY & EGOCENTRISM 🐒🐒🐒
Cause it IS.
His name IS a curse word!!!
Yes, but have you seen what we can do to *ucker Carlson?
Added Bonus: Only 1/4 the required asterisks, so you can do more before reloading!
Money does not buy class. Trump is a clear example
Puts me in mind of the old saying, "if it weren't for LOW class, he'd have no class at all".
Most the time, it’s the contrary.
The saying's not wrong, but all the evidence points to him not having much money at all anyway.
Should a president who's been impeached be able to run for a second term ? Consecutive term or not.
Growing up, and living as a "poor" person, I totally agree!
Your comment rings true and Must be heard! @Just Human..
Thank you and I appreciate that priceless fact..
In just noticed T***s name is never mentioned ever. Genius.
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A song that looks into the absolutely f#cking bizarre beliefs of Q and MAGAt people.
Stay away from the crazies!
Please share if you like it
I'd be honored if some fellow concerned citizens would take a quick listen to my acoustic piano & vocal YT performance of DANCING IN THE DARK by Bruce Springsteen in tribute to the United States of America and our next President, Joseph R. Biden. Peace and stay safe in the '020s.
A few days ago Stephen said he won't have his name on the show anymore, so he only says it wrong or not at all
Why?
@@timelord15 thats just like trump calling a win on election, or not liking his daughter, or fixing coronavirus, or being a draft dodger, or a liar, or a..... ok..... biden is better.
I LOVE that they have decided to stop referring to T**** by name. For a horrid little egotistical narcissist, refusing to call him by name is the best way to dig at him.
I found it even more funny that they didn't bleep "Trump" when it referenced anyone else outside the orange D.
It’s just childish. America is really embarrassing itself.
@Martine Not yet. He might live out the remainder of his term without invocation of the 25th Amendment...or he might see resignation - leaving before Biden is inaugurated - as a way of departing on his own terms. I'd expect Pence to pardon him for any and all crimes or malfeasance committed before or during his term.
Genuinely been wishing the media had done this since 2015. Names have power... we should have been denying that monstrous fascist every scrap of power literally this entire time.
You're an idiot too!
"T****"...oh, how I love that. Thumbs up, LSSC crew.
I nominate the name: "The mundane plain jane with no links to Ukraine" - Ron Klain :) love the show Stephen
@Sphinctoro Sometimes it is difficult to locate the "clematis" on women named Gladys.
If you really try, you can get it licked.
"T****" - I like it, should've been doing this all along. Maybe he was just acting out to see his name all over this whole time!
...and that what Melania said.
Because now its a bad word Lol
who? - [look away...]
We should do this for all criminals. No more free publicity for lawbreakers.
@@andree948 he's that guy that used to call radio stations as John Barron and talk about how great t**** was.
The paper isn't even using his name. The letters are replaced with asterisks. I love it!
Erm, no. Of course the New York Times _does_ use his name. Check www.nytimes.com/international/ Of course that's Colbert's doing. I mean, this is political satire, so of course.
@@Noone-of-your-Business About that 5% who don't know which candidate won the election ... Thank you, GOP, for 40 years of savaging public education in order to create idiots you can manipulate; who gives a fuck about how that'll affect democracy!
I think Stephen and the show did it since saying in his last show he wasn't going to use his name.
@@ruthhenley6902 Excellent - have a thumbs up from me
@@nelsonclub7722 I didn't mean the thumbs down Nelson, I just wanted to see if they work because I have never seen one. Oh, they don't work.
"Do you know how hard it is to get Americans to agree to anything that isn't smothered in melted cheese?"
I feel called out. 😅😂😂
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Ya same here lmao
Hoping trump sees this show and in desperation starts the cheese bucket challenge. Where instead of ice you dump a bucket of melted cheese over your head. Would love that as a goodbye gift from him
That "Oh you sexy, sexy, boring man" line has been the highlight of my week honestly
Makes one wonder what Stephen's "sexy talk" is like.
"Sits and stares, pretends they can't hear him, and waits for him to get off."
Ah. The Melania Technique.
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Good one lol
😂😂😂 I'm sure by now she only puts his pasty peanut between her thighs and he's gullible enough to think he's "doing it"
@@lindseyariegel7703 Gross but hilarious.
Yeah! You're not saying the T word. I support this.
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Decency is making a comeback!
Anyone else physically addicted to Colbert's nightly address? LOVE YOU STEPHEN!
Trump has drained so much energy from our daily life, we should be sending him a bill for all the lost productivity.
He should be getting the bill for every COVID-19 patient who died in the hospital, he should be getting all of their funeral bills, and basically should be paying for all of those lives for the rest of his.
@Anthony Griffin Back at you.
Please re-adjust your Ignoraniium Helmet....your brain waves are becoming more and more scattered.
@Anthony Griffin Nobody is blaming the virus on Dump
It is his unconscionable lack of belief in science and lack of any knowledge of anything medical(especially a virus)that has led to our Bigly Daily World Record numbers of infections and deaths. Dump Never stopped any traffic from Europe or his golf course in Scotland.
At he time Italy was the world's hotspot.
Now, thanks to the Kult45 Kovid Killer we have to start all over.
Your "alternative facts" are showing....again.
@Anthony Griffin You cannot actually believe this Bull$hit...right?
Two choices- 1 you are trying to be amusing...or 2 you are a total fool
Choose one
That's a dam lie. It was the Dems and Fake media that has destroyed America and we have the proof of it, Just look at the mess they have created! ~ J
T****** is exactly how history will remember him too.
What's up the those asterisks? Did I miss something?
@@TheIncredibleShrimpolino Stephen said he wouldn't mention T****'s name as long as he refusing to accept the election result. Everyone just joining in on it.
I'll remember him as F***head.
Who
@@originalsun5206 Thank you! Guess I really missed something...maybe I'll see it later.
I don’t get it, why does a self-proclaimed “billionnaire” needs money from ordinary citizens for his personal agenda?
What is sad is that MAGAts will give money to him even if they cannot afford it. Like evangelicals give to Kenneth Copeland.
Bogus billionaire baby begging for bucks
Have you seen his tax returns?
@Tracy Davison Exactly!
His pocket is always full and more money to hide in dummy accts
“just because the lunatic gets off, doesn’t mean he’ll leave the train” lol
What, you mean if he's jackin it!?
It did take me a minute, but I finally got it. Very droll. Sure need a laugh today. Thanks👵
@@davidperez5089 BINGO !
For those who haven't seen this one yet:
Why can't Trump use the front door of the White House anymore?
Because it's forbiden.
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Thank you for that, kind stranger!
Nice.
Cute. Tys
Lol i kinda see a joke in there, forbiden (for biden)
"Everyone just kind of sits there and stares ahead, pretends they can't hear him, and waits for him to eventually get off."
* Melania and Ivanka exchange knowing looks *
Agree. Wonder why?
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I think Ivanka is pretty loyal to him, no?
@@dielaughing73 Well I hope his girlfriend is loyal. 😏
He should be charged for submitting all those frivolous law suits and wasting so much court time and taxpayer money.
Soo true. Also for the endless golf trips and making us pay to put up the secret service staff. T**** really is 🗑 🚮 trash needing a ride to the dump.
Like all that money wasted on a frivolous impeachment!
@@lonniewright1384 You know he was actually impeached, right?!?!? 🤦♀️
@@lonniewright1384 He was impeached, darling. Wake up and smell the coffee.
Vexatious litigant
“He Who Shall Not Be Named” still sounds better than the actual name at this point. Bye bye dictator.
100% agree
Agreed!
Even Voldemort sounds better than that guys name
@@xmarcoestradax I’ve been calling trump Cornelius Fudge for the last past four years
@@MonCheriCampbell I’ve called him Shitler. Nothing else. Ever.
Shitler.
Your monologues are helping my depression.
I like how we are censoring his name to slowly pretend he doesn’t exist.
Should have happened in '15!!
emu nator he exists alright but is persona non grata.
He exists only as a curse word.
Lord Orangemort....
I hear if you say his name three times he appears, pays someone else to stab your eyes out, stiffs them, and then goes around making claims that he made your eyes great again.
What do you do when Don Jr. throws a hand grenade at you? Take out the pin and throw it back.
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They should really start flying the Trump baby balloon where ever he goes.
For the pure, blissful giggle fits alone, I second this.
@@T_P_W_ThachoZenjuan The motion carries. All in favor say "aye."
Or at least a trump piñata
@Anthony Griffin Sorry, but the one who can't get it inflated id Ghouliani
Love the video of Rudy with his hand down his trousers trying furiously to awaken his dead pangolin....Whose secretions...I have heard this from all the best people...were primarily responsible for the spread of the Kung Flu Ghyna Virus in the U.S.....come on man
Reginald George I heard that in England he was delusional enough to believe that the toilet paper rolls they made with his name and the balloon they floated in the air as complimentary.
My absolute favorite line was about Don Jr. and Gil not wanting the ride to end. They love being on the road or anywhere with white lines. Dying! 😂
They really just censored out the 45th President's name. **Chef's Kiss**
Stephen said he wouldn't say Trump's real name until he accepts the results of the election.
You mean T****?
still 4 more years 🤣🤣
If you listen close at 11:26, Stephen actually said the forbidden name, and they edited him saying "this" instead. I love it
Love it
He’s asking for donations for his “Defense Fund,” but Rueters found in the fine print that any donation less than $8k go directly to President Trump or the RNC. He’s STILL SCAMMING!!🤣
It’s always been about the money for Trump.
@@furball8967 This is the first time he's ever actually made a profit... :P
Why would anyone give a supposed billionaire need to beg for money?
@@mikoto7693 Be careful you can’t use logic with trumps base.
@@mikoto7693 You should watch John Olivers part on Televangelists... Why do people give money to a guy to buy a fricking private jet? And merely months later ANOTHER one?
That happens if you train people from birth to obey and not question authority...
Hes not going to leave of his volition. Carrying him out will be required, Volunteers?
I'll do it. In full hazmat gear though.
@Matt C. Love your idea, but is an F-150 big enough??? A Hummer or a jeep, I will lend a hand too!
@@jessealling229 How about an APC or a tank?
F dat put him on a catapult, easier to burn that then the poor cars
@@Zerolink30 OMG too funny. The image in my mind made me lol. 🤣
This is the Hotel California of Presidencies.
"you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave"
He will leave. He is too cowardly to do the Hitler exit.
@@eleanormedina6703 Hey I sure hope he does. But even after he's gone it will linger forever in our minds.
I don't know when I'll stop feeling happy to see Stephen so visibly relieved and joyous. It's like we all got our lives back after a 4 yr long hostage situation. Not a day too soon !
Why is anyone relieved? The United States and the world in general, is going to hell regardless.
@@-clickhere You're not wrong, but we're all a hell of a lot better off without Trump leading us down the path of insanity. We now have a chance to build back better (to quote Biden).
January 20th can't get here fast enough
Its nice to see Stephen with a genuine smile on his face again.
hes lit! Lol! I love this man!!!
"Well sure, if Biden wants access to classified national security intel, everybody knows he's got to go through the proper channels and buy a membership to Mar a Lago."
WOW. That joke hits differently now!
Louis Armstrong
« There are some people that if they don't know, you can't tell them. »
'This is the way the world ends, not with a bang but with a gasping fart' - how the history books will describe the end of Agolf Twittler's reign.
Let me get this straight, I can’t smoke a joint because it’s damaging to society but Drumpf can refuse to hand over power and it’s fine for society...
Our lawmakers need to be limited to how long they can sit up there making all that money and doing nothing for it
Yesssss! Term limits!!!!
dont worry, we'll add "sabotaging the government" to the list of crimes to charge him with once his immunity ends in january
Come to CA/CO/a bunch of other states and smoke a joint with us
"Please let me in, Dad!" 😂🤣😭😂🤣😭😂🤣😂
"Save America PAC". The acronym for that is "SAP". A perfect description for anyone who would donate to trump's personal money-raising fund.
I love how they're ***** out T*****'s name. It's fitting, there's been no greater obscenity than that Orange Taint over the last four years.
“Character matters, being a good person matters. Truth matters.” -Van Jones
Amen to that.
To You, Your Great Bands, Your Great Staff, and 1,000,000 more episodes! Thank "youse"....
That joke about getting a membership at mar-a-lago to get classified documents was kinda precinct
I see Stephen is holding true to his word: refusing to remember the president's name until he concedes defeat.
Why should he concede defeat if legally Biden hasn't won yet? I'm not a Trump supporter, I'm happy if Biden wins, but the media claiming the election is over like they have any authority about the issue makes me sick, calling Biden president elect when he is not, the most unprofessional... The same media claiming Russian interference before now claim fraud is impossible. Can't they just inform on the election legal progress and refrain from telling people what to think?
@@ceciliapaz7115 Your kidding. Give it up with the sneaky pro Trump BS. Trump can't possible win at this point even with that dictator Putins help. So Trump has lost.
during the 2016 election, clinton conceded before electoral votes hit 270. as did many during previous elections. trump refusing to concede with dignity shows what kind of person he is. the reason the media has called the race is because there is no way for trump to win, even if people finished counting the votes. if there were widespread fraud that could affect the election, then it would be investigated. five million people would have to have voted illegally for it to make a difference. so it doesn't matter. this is how elections work. i think people just haven't been paying attention to how elections are called because it didn't seem to matter until trumps ruined america.
@@ceciliapaz7115 You see the thing here is that Biden HAS won. The only thing that hasn't happened yet is the certification and appointment of electors. Which doesn't happen until December. You will note of course that we have not waited until December to declare a president-elect ever, barring long term legal challenges. The reason they can make that determination right now is because they have access to the vote counts and the number of electors that each state has. They aren't "telling us how to feel" or "claiming interference is impossible" either, they aren't accurately reporting the facts as they pertain to this election. There hasn't been any evidence provided of widespread voter fraud. And Russia did in fact interfere in the 2016 elections, that was proven conclusively, so stop pretending the media made it up.
@@ceciliapaz7115 It makes you sick that we don't all think the process should be different from all previous elections? I see.
The fact that he doesn't get that him not conceding makes him look even crazier just shows how severe his narcissism is
you should stop calling him "president" and start calling him "ex-president" so he wont cling to his old job anymore
According to the DSM, the requirements for Narcissistic personality disorder are as follows.
1. A grandiose sense of self-importance
2. A preoccupation with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love.
3. A belief that he or she is special and unique and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or high-status people or institutions
4. A need for excessive admiration
5. A sense of entitlement (sound like anyone we know?)
6. Interpersonally exploitive behavior
7. A lack of empathy
8. Envy of others or a belief that others are envious of him or her
9. A demonstration of arrogant and haughty behaviors or attitudes
Donald Trump scores off the charts on every one of these. The man is definitely a malignant narcissist.
He doesn't have to concede. He's still moving out and that's all that matter. Him not conceding is embarrassing and will be cataloged in history books. He doesn't care about what anyone thinks. He's unhinged.
Lol
@@mish375 yup lol
The Eric trump stuff makes me cry with laughter. That impression!
"Save America PAC"? More like: "Give me runaway money PAC".
Truly a "Political" "Action" "Committee"
I can't believe anyone would donate to Trump at this point!!
Kimberley Gargoyle. Lap dances for donations. What class these people have!!
She maybe got five bucks from Rudy...
She was is bit to loud for his trouser microphone/ breathalyzer/ dicta phone. Those things need to be adjusted from time to time.
Don t...
...stop
Don....
Stop
Don't stop don't stop
Hmmmm you remind me of my cousin...
...Frank.
Who doesn't want lap dances from a woman who's already been accused of sexual harassment by a former assistant? 🤢
Yep! Religious too, right?
By the size of her mouth, I'd say she's been doing more than lap dancing... With a horse 🐴👄🦴😮
You gotta do, what you gotta do to get money. I've seen many people (from all political sides) do this before. Usually for better causes though. If I remember correctly, last year someone raised a million by selling pictures online for the fires in Australia. If people are willing to pay and you are comfortable with it, why not? Its her body
I admire how Stephen refused to say Fatso’s name, and blanked it out throughout.
He should do so for the rest of the late show forever
"I tried to have a garage sale but no one wanted my garage" XD XD XD I died!!!
His Eric impersonation kills me every time.
Not hearing the president's name for an episode is like a salve to my weary soul.
@bagels me 😂
TRUMP there ruined it for you
Such a blessing not to hear OR see it in some broadcasts. ...almost like when you know someone committed mass murder and don’t publish their name...
I have relatives in Britain who stayed up to watch everything involving the election, then literally broke out their best whines and champagne when Biden won. (I don’t know about the alcohol part but they did celebrate hard core.)
Am from a southern most part of India. And live in the outskirt of a small town called Theni. I have almost watched all the thousand videos I think. Got addicted to you and feeling you as one in my family. Don't know how many episodes I've missed in those 1000. Yet you are amazing. Congrats Stephen. Am with you always..
I hope you are safe, well & happy in these terrible times 💓
I don’t get it, why does a self-proclaimed “billionnaire” needs money from ordinary citizens for his personal agenda?
That's cool man
@@agentsheenx3551 Because Deutsche bank is calling in his loans. Now wants to distance themselves from BB.
How kind. We all live in one world. Connected by our humanity.
i think trump is scared of the legal trouble he could get in back in the world
Of course he is!
That’s the only reason he’s making all this noise. He’s been inmune to all types of prosecution while in WH. But once he leaves office there’s no place he could hide.
@Brian Hoy YOU PEOPLE?
I LOVE that they have decided to stop referring to T** by name. For a horrid little egotistical narcissist, refusing to call him by name is the best way to dig at him.
His wife's laugh in the background at 4:18 is life giving at this point. So nice to hear someone laugh other than me
Rumor has it that he's starting his own News Network called:
*_Coup Clutz Clan_*
Close to brilliant. Not quite, but a worthy effort 😁😁😁
Q Cucks Clan
Q cuntz clan
As a brazilian, I'm watching this unfolds very closely so I'll be ready when our Tropical Trump do the same two years from now.
You have your own wannabe dictator in Bolsonaro, Caio.
@@tureytaino2785 he is our Tropical Trump.
Trump's insanity has now officially reached "clinical intervention needed" territory. An intervention? You mean "internment".
Possibly in a cage at the Southern Border? I hear they have "really clean floors"!
"I can't wait to see your staff, Chief " 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that Colbert was not kidding when he said in an earlier show this week that he "refuses to remember Trump's name"!!! T****'s name is bleeped out of articles, and I don't think Colbert says his name once!
Which video is that in? I missed it and I’ve gone through all of them and can’t find it.
He did say it once, but it was part of the joke where he then couldn't remember Don Jr.'s name. I just kept thinking about how nice it would have been if the FCC insisted his name be censored like that the whole time.
thank you for explaining, I was wondering why that was.
while he is moving from the Denial stage and going into the Anger stage. Buckle up
He only has one stage.
That means next is Bargaining. Can that be used?
But an angry one with a nuclear button.😱
@NONYA business LOL. Come back when the drugs wear off.
Congratulations to all all members of your team.
Not gonna lie, the Ensure joke is probably the best joke in late-night.
Congrats on 1000 episodes, Stephen!!
I love when he said he looks like he drank from the wrong chalice.
Congrats from me too! Great show, great host!
I like how they talk about 45 without actually acknowledging him. *NOICE*
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That's basically what's happening overseas, he is already written off and not mentioned, if he is, it is not good, he is not doing himself any good acting like a petulant prima dona
Congratulations Stephen, your wife, family and your technical crews. Thanks for keeping us sane for the past 4 years. God Bless you all.
Thank you, Sir!
So very proud of your success with the show.
Love it.
...And for helping to keep our sanity this past year.
Blessings to you, and your family!
Stephen, there’s no way I would’ve made it through the last four years without your incredible sense of humor and your sharp observations.Thank you from the bottom of my heart. 💙❤️
Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers, and Trevor Noah all deserve the Nobel Peace Prize. And that’s not even a joke.
@@ellengrace4609 I agree with you. 🙂
I laughed so hard I almost choked. Oh that Eric teeth impersonation is a killer Lol !!!!!1
Yeah, just bring back comedy! Lazy as writers and vindictive self absorbed news reporting host. Join the CBS news cast! Maybe you can take Gail's place. She was in on a lot of the cheating too! I have lost all respect for her! Please don't come after me Susan!~ J
The writing, the good spirit, the professionalism , the fucking truth!- I will always be a fan. I'm always laughing along in isolation here in Canada. And no I'm not isolated because it's Canada. congratulations on 1000 episodes. Thank you for being you...all of you!
Much love from the Okanagan Valley 🥳🤯🥰😎 Canada 🇨🇦🍁
Stephen, thank you so much for helping me get through these insane times! Your the best.👍
Biden winning definitely helped Colbert get his groove back.
A I Gaming - he/we been in a depression!
The world over, even here in South Africa, we were all depressed!!! But how much longer will he cling on????
Hillary Clinton was never locked up. Hahahaha! Where is that chant now huh?
Hopefully that means he finds some new routines other than the stale Trump one we got for 4 years.
@@etienne18777 you broke bro? heres a dollar😂
It's cute when he flirts with his wife... you can tell he (still) loves her... it's like he's still getting her to laugh...it's adorable...
Couple goals
Melania is going to divorce t$$$$$$p
Here we go again, "The Emperor Has No Clothes!"
3% of Americans think Trump won 2% think the Earth is flat . Nuff said?
Trump won in an electoral landslide. Biden won't be your President. Sorry
@@ashertatanka4864 ok. My name is Stevie Wonder
Congratulations on 1000 episodes!
Here's to another few thousand!
Cheers!
The White House staff, should started to count the silverware.
Gosh Colbert does the BEST Eric!
You so hilarious Stephen, stop me from laughing! esp the last segment about Ron Klain...love it!
Steve. Man. I don’t even know what to say. Thank you and your brilliant team for giving us levity, truth, and humor through this unending veil of tears that is 2016-2020. I love you both in the non and real man-crush senses
Some people still think the guy who dances to "Macho Man" while looking like prom night at a retirement home is a badass 😂
As a person who works in a retirement community I'm offended at myself for chuckling at this.
Love this. Would be so happy to never hear that name again! Great way to deal with a narcissist. Keep it up Stephen! We love you!
One of the few people to consistently make me smile over the last 4 years, thanks Stephen.
you should stop calling him "president" and start calling him "ex-president" so he wont cling to his old job anymore
Or call him "lame duck president." I'm guessing Trump looooves hearing that term.
Speak his language. Brilliant. Even though he’s still pres. but he never cared about facts. Why should the other side? #ExPresident
G'day,
"Defeated Prissydunce"..., has a more authentic ring to it.
Have a good one.
Such is Life,
;-p
Ciao !
@@laurelrosegardens6454 Maybe the name President Cheeto suits him better?
@F**k off I’m listening to music Donny boy can't stand losing. But I'm concerned about you Americans having a civil war if he refuses to leave the White House. The man's gone off the deep end.
Funny as hell! This episode of the show never gets old. I'm dying!
I Lose It Laughing EVERY TIME Stephen does his "Eric Trump"- It's just that Lip dry stuck over his teeth and a spaz voice, but It always gets me
Stephen you really helped millions of American citizens and others to keep the faith in OUR Democracy so I thank you Sir!!!!!
It's November 13, 2020.
If you've made it this far, congratulations.
It's still November 12 in Colorado, Mountain Time.
I await 17th.
Still Nov 12 my time
@@GoGreen1977 Same in Wiscaaansin.
11 12 20 Hey@@shovel_salesman, Yes, 1 20 2021, be there or be square, rectangle, or circle. I have my champagne ready. Until then, stay safe, keep calm, & be well. v
Whoa!!! That extra button opened...be still my heart. LOLOLOL Love the show, Stephen! With Trump's loss, I can go back to silliness.
Congratulations 1,000! Thanks and be well and safe you and yours.
Honestly, they should take this censoring a step further and pixel out T****'s face as well 😂
OMG
ahahahahah you're not wrong, it's always been the worst to look at. Also maybe to the deep voice changer when he speaks?
Or at least the neck labia. That wattle is the worst!
@stale what's the whole story behind that censorship? i am missing something 😅
Please, please! Can we stop being shown this ugly mug! At least put a blur over it. Sick of any sight of this bozo.
Public desperation, turning against FoxNews, begging for cash, scamming his own supporters. I want to thank Donald for finally bringing such much-needed joy to this world!
Joy to the world!
LMFAO!
He’s the best legal scam artist and his supporters keep giving him money. Damn dummies
Trump to all his deplorables Merry Christmas and send me MONEY gimme gimme gimmie
The swamp has been drained
Keep it up... It is a Fresh Air...in the midst of MADNESS...
I LOVE that impression of Eric. Cracks me up every time!
Lost the election
Lost the lawsuits
Lost his mind
And Donnie will soon lose his assets and his freedom...
and his wife and youngest son.
Melania to her divorce lawyers: "Stand back and stand by..."
We can only hope. To all the people that are donating money to this POS, YOU LOSE.
"Lost his mind" is assuming that he had one to lose in the first place.
Actually Trump just won a major ruling in PA. Thousands of Biden votes had to be discarded as "illegal". Because.... they were.
@@maestrogringo I wish I had been drinking something as I read that just so I could have spat it out.