"You're fools, you should eat them." "I'm a biotic god! I think things and they happen!" "Throw him out the airlock." "Shepard. Shepaaaaaaaaard. Shepard, Shepard, Shepard." ""Well, there you have it. Might be worth writing a paper someday." "Problematic." "I am the very model of a scientist salarian-." "Why shoot something once when you cna shoot it 46 more times?" "And it isn't even my birthday!" "Big stupid jellyfish." "I know you feel this." "I love you, Grunt." "Keelah selai." "You've got a geth right behind you!" "No data available." "I've actually seen you dance. No comment."
There are constants in the universe and Garrus being apart of the squad is one of them, the only time he isn't apart of the squad is when he's trying to expose an asshole, rid Omega of filth or help his people against the Reapers
"Everything would be so much simpler if we all had the same DNA, but NOOO " I picked the synthesis ending for that guy and also for Joker. So he can get some EDI ass.
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"I'm tired... Take a nap... Destroy universe later." That quote have served me well over the years.
I see Garrus is always with you as well. Best boi that he is.
Only way to play
Trilogy Insanity guide basically says "never take Garrus out of your party. Ever."
And best romance too
Me at work: This meeting has no purpose.
“I thought you were dead!”
“I. Got. BETTER”
Femshep is the best badest b1#* 😂
It's okay you can say bitch on my videos it's fine see bitch bitch bitch
@@thatwildwolf As expected. You *are* a wolf, after all! :P
Correction: She's the Queen Bitch of the Milky-Way
Love the Monty Python Reference
Ssssh I can tell when it's listening
I am always listening, Jeff
I KNOOOOW!
the "You humans are all racist!" quote it's probably so far my FAV quote from this whole game LMAOO
He outta line but he right
The hanar literally just existing
Me : I'm sad hanar can't wear sweaters
Someone should knit a sweater a hanar could wear
You missed "That is why, Serviceman Cheung, we do not *eyeball it!* "
"This is a weapon of mass destruction, you are not a COYBOY SHOOTING FROM THE HIP"
"And here I thought I'd had my betrayal and attempted murder for this year."
"You're fools, you should eat them."
"I'm a biotic god! I think things and they happen!"
"Throw him out the airlock."
"Shepard. Shepaaaaaaaaard. Shepard, Shepard, Shepard."
""Well, there you have it. Might be worth writing a paper someday."
"Problematic."
"I am the very model of a scientist salarian-."
"Why shoot something once when you cna shoot it 46 more times?"
"And it isn't even my birthday!"
"Big stupid jellyfish."
"I know you feel this."
"I love you, Grunt."
"Keelah selai."
"You've got a geth right behind you!"
"No data available."
"I've actually seen you dance. No comment."
''Calibration jokes''
'' Assuming direct control jokes''
'' Conrad Verner jokes''
'' Azure jokes''
'' Miranda's butt ''
"A little spicy"
@@Amlaeuxrai god I love Legion
We are simple people, we see Quarian and Turian and we already have the permanent squad
1:25 Tali: Hey, I'm righ here
"So much for Godhood..." Bold to you to assume it's out of reach!
"The first thing a god masters, is itself" ~ Legion
“Everything would be so much simpler if we all had the same DNA”. I’m using that quote every time I go to a diversity meeting
11 out of 12 staff meetings: "This meeting has no purpose"
Wait, I actually quote a lot of these!! I'm so happy!!
There are constants in the universe and Garrus being apart of the squad is one of them, the only time he isn't apart of the squad is when he's trying to expose an asshole, rid Omega of filth or help his people against the Reapers
'I don't need luck. I have ammo.'
"....Big Goddamn Heroes"
"Gift for youuuuuu!"
"You talk too much." BANG
man i hope me5 is this good
Just expect the game to be horrible so that you can be pleasantly surprised when it isn't. That's how I enjoyed Andromeda.
@@Neakco yea probably not a bad idea. too be fair for $8 i had my fun with andromeda; and the combat was pretty damn solid
So many quotable moments
You forgot a few like
"You're workin' too hard," "how about goodbye," etc.
"you think I care, that's cute"
Niftu Cal is the best one-off character, hands down.
1:28 you can't just blow past that like it's normal
Fem Shep’s sarcasm is the best.
0:53
Bro said skill issue
Now that I think about it, O do say big stupid jellyfish roughly once a week!
I like the physics lesson in ME2
I see that the Biotic God is still napping
Don’t piss in my ear and tell me it’s raining
Garrus legit told us to not be thirsty mofos before it got popular
"Everything would be so much simpler if we all had the same DNA, but NOOO "
I picked the synthesis ending for that guy and also for Joker. So he can get some EDI ass.
Have you got a time ?
No about to test new bio- weapon
I have a crush on femshep. We have so much in common. She always does the exact thing I’d do in every situation.
1:24 I'm standing right here
Shepard
Wrex.
@@thatwildwolf Sheparrrrrd~
the fact you didn't put in Mordin's Scale itch conversation is a crime
Femshep was good, but Shepard is a dude.
It's Shepard not Hepard for a reason hope this helps