The Acolyte Finale Is Hilariously BAD - A Force Is Female Abomination

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  • Опубликовано: 2 ноя 2024

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  • @TheWarmachine375
    @TheWarmachine375 3 месяца назад +803

    The failure of One!
    The failure of Two!
    And the failure of Many!

  • @cheezwombat1
    @cheezwombat1 3 месяца назад +3691

    These guys making fun of this show is more entertaining than anything disney has put out in years

    • @RocafellaPlaza
      @RocafellaPlaza 3 месяца назад +25

      You might call them, A SITH?!

    • @sixter4157
      @sixter4157 3 месяца назад +100

      I have watched more hours of _The Acolyte_ coverage than hours of Disney Star Wars content.

    • @moxy1701
      @moxy1701 3 месяца назад +3

      @@RocafellaPlaza 😆

    • @russellallen5088
      @russellallen5088 3 месяца назад +4

      I agree

    • @Neb_Raska
      @Neb_Raska 3 месяца назад +9

      It's much more entertaining

  • @Humphking
    @Humphking 3 месяца назад +5573

    I remember my grandmother telling me, I don't care what they tell you in school, Nerdrotic was black.

  • @nonamedoe9264
    @nonamedoe9264 3 месяца назад +594

    So they made a show:
    a) No one liked
    b) No one watched
    c) Pissed of fans
    For what? ! Seriously who won?

  • @ElectroAtletico
    @ElectroAtletico 3 месяца назад +393

    Damn! Disney promoting the stereotype of raging black violence against Koreans.

    • @spartanmuse
      @spartanmuse 3 месяца назад +15

      My thoughts exactly.

    • @frocat5163
      @frocat5163 3 месяца назад +8

      Clearly Master Squidgame should have been Chinese. Then they could have shrunk the antagonist-protagonist-antagonists to keep them from being too visible to Master Mao.

    • @michaelbirritteri8518
      @michaelbirritteri8518 3 месяца назад +1

      Most underrated comment

    • @ukee31
      @ukee31 3 месяца назад

      lol

    • @nanamiayanokouji4586
      @nanamiayanokouji4586 3 месяца назад +1

      So true... I just realized it

  • @MURPHYL28
    @MURPHYL28 3 месяца назад +617

    These are the same people who think Batman is problematic due him being White, straight and rich

    • @zoltankecskemeti1653
      @zoltankecskemeti1653 3 месяца назад +38

      Location: Crime Alley at night. 3 shadows hurry in the alley, leaving a movie theater. Then a gunman appears. A pearl necklace is ripped. Pearls bounce on the floor. Then another pearl necklace. Whaaat? Bruce had lesbian moms? 😂 I expect something like this.

    • @adamH.1
      @adamH.1 3 месяца назад +3

      Watch the boys, they kinda make fun of this lol

    • @Blodhelm
      @Blodhelm 3 месяца назад +7

      It's not just that they think that, they insist people who want to work for them must also think it.

    • @JoJo-vg8dz
      @JoJo-vg8dz 3 месяца назад

      Yeah.
      It seems like 70% of the US population (wht) is a problem.
      like 97% of the world's population (str8). 😂

    • @based_space215
      @based_space215 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@AnoneemusNoename why did they change stormfronts sex?

  • @InkWarrior
    @InkWarrior 3 месяца назад +510

    "When in doubt blame the man who did nothing wrong." That sums up Disney's mentality on their failure.

    • @maguffintop2596
      @maguffintop2596 3 месяца назад +13

      All these failures has proven is women in this line of work suck at their jobs.

    • @SINGHDASLAYA
      @SINGHDASLAYA 3 месяца назад +11

      Sums up many modern females as a whole sadly.

    • @maguffintop2596
      @maguffintop2596 3 месяца назад +4

      @@SINGHDASLAYA I am a woman- and I approve this comment. Women better get it together- or the consequences will be severe.

    • @marcop.525
      @marcop.525 3 месяца назад +2

      And even in a woke Disney its always the asian men the movie/tv series punch bag

    • @SINGHDASLAYA
      @SINGHDASLAYA 3 месяца назад +1

      @maguffintop2596 based! We as a society are crumbling in all areas because of such an imbalance especially in terms of dating dynamics. People like kathleen and leslye are ruining society with their mind virus agendas.

  • @F6LabsVideo
    @F6LabsVideo 3 месяца назад +245

    Poor Master Squid Game. The only likable character, and the only actor who had any gravitas. What a waste.

    • @Valiente350
      @Valiente350 3 месяца назад +3

      Yeah 😞

    • @Ihavehadmanynames7779
      @Ihavehadmanynames7779 3 месяца назад

      Truly a story of the 10/ out of 10’s n shieee

    • @pierre-yvesdubreuil9315
      @pierre-yvesdubreuil9315 3 месяца назад +1

      seriously, if he was not known before, people would say he sucked too, if only for his slurred speech. IMO, master trinity was way better, as well as yord and jecki lon. but to be honest, no one has great lines to deliver throughout

    • @Valiente350
      @Valiente350 3 месяца назад +8

      @@pierre-yvesdubreuil9315 He learned phonetic English specifically for this role. And he did the best he could, really good job, out of respect for Qui-Gon Jinn

    • @pierre-yvesdubreuil9315
      @pierre-yvesdubreuil9315 3 месяца назад +1

      @@Valiente350 i have no beef with the guy itself….probably a nice person, but they could have give him more time to learn pronounciations. No one will persuade me otherwise that this show is a catastrophe on pretty much all accounts

  • @MIGHTYBOOSCH198
    @MIGHTYBOOSCH198 3 месяца назад +791

    Anakin, who had the highest medichlorians ever, spent years as a jedi, became a sith lord and served as one for over 10 years to learn the force choke... non-binary protagonist just... knows it suddenly

    • @neb-taui-djeser1060
      @neb-taui-djeser1060 3 месяца назад +99

      Because she's woke

    • @Male_Ficent
      @Male_Ficent 3 месяца назад +43

      He's at the bottom of the woke
      hierarchy unfortunately.

    • @aulvinduergard9952
      @aulvinduergard9952 3 месяца назад +87

      @@Male_Ficent Yeah, Vader was *only* disabled, it doesn't make up for him being a straight white man.

    • @christophermyers4487
      @christophermyers4487 3 месяца назад

      Y’all dweebs need to chill

    • @IdiotLord123456
      @IdiotLord123456 3 месяца назад +37

      Wait till you read the canon comic about how hard it was for him to bleed a kyber crystal.

  • @AshCosgrove
    @AshCosgrove 3 месяца назад +3728

    I'm convinced that this series was written by people who have only ever read coloring books and eat crayons.

    • @jasonhowell-lg5ig
      @jasonhowell-lg5ig 3 месяца назад +80

      Lol.. coloring books that they couldn't stay within the lines.. what a disaster this sorry show was.

    • @jamaldominicbarr7379
      @jamaldominicbarr7379 3 месяца назад

      And to add to that they're poop eaters.

    • @egillskallagrimson5879
      @egillskallagrimson5879 3 месяца назад +29

      So there are other people eaten crayons besides Marines... do they also have PTSD?

    • @MSgt5J071
      @MSgt5J071 3 месяца назад +60

      Your comment is an insult to coloring books and crayons...

    • @ace.of.skulls
      @ace.of.skulls 3 месяца назад +15

      And they play victim for no reason

  • @Infamous1892
    @Infamous1892 3 месяца назад +2240

    "From my point of view the Jedi are Evil." -The Acolyte writers.

    • @ace.of.skulls
      @ace.of.skulls 3 месяца назад +101

      “Well then you are lost!”

    • @ponya3.66
      @ponya3.66 3 месяца назад +41

      "A certain point of view?!"

    • @zentumaisle5925
      @zentumaisle5925 3 месяца назад +33

      I don't care what they tell you in school....

    • @Ghalaghor_McAllistor
      @Ghalaghor_McAllistor 3 месяца назад

      It was all to show the slow corruption of the Jedi and to justify order 66! /s

    • @Zetirix
      @Zetirix 3 месяца назад +26

      I liked how that one guy said Anakin destroyed the Death Star. I guess from a certain point of view, he did.

  • @shreyanshswarnakar2583
    @shreyanshswarnakar2583 3 месяца назад +129

    I think "Crouching Patriarchy and Hidden Misogyny" is my new favourite phrase! 😂😂😂

  • @AmpHibious
    @AmpHibious 3 месяца назад +335

    What kind of person writes a story about a villain doing evil things but tries to justify it through a lens of emotional grievance. An evil one thats who.

    • @cattrucker8257
      @cattrucker8257 3 месяца назад

      "Evil is good if it's done because you felt bad" is the modern Western ideology.

    • @primesonic4459
      @primesonic4459 3 месяца назад +43

      Someone who probably has done similar things and needs validation

    • @SeraphicPhantasm
      @SeraphicPhantasm 3 месяца назад +20

      Projection!!!

    • @steveborgman9995
      @steveborgman9995 3 месяца назад +16

      Someone who was PA to Harvey Weinstein

    • @JDB51
      @JDB51 3 месяца назад +18

      Btw the lesbian space witches caused this themselves because they were acting like utter buffoons. Like bruh you transformed into an evil cloud of dust and were confused when the Jedi were confused about your intentions here. 😂

  • @ppoppicks
    @ppoppicks 3 месяца назад +439

    The Prequels are precious gold compared to this nonsense...

    • @cattrucker8257
      @cattrucker8257 3 месяца назад +21

      It's quite likely that Hollywood will never produce anything as good as the Prequel trilogy ever again.
      To think that when it came out, critics and OT-era fandom alike screamed to high heaven those were a crime against humanity that goes against all that is good in cinema.

    • @rector0455
      @rector0455 3 месяца назад +6

      Always were do my friend. 😎

    • @TheGangsterKitten
      @TheGangsterKitten 3 месяца назад +14

      @@cattrucker8257 I recently rewatched the prequels. They're pretty bad. Pretty bad is better than whatever abomination this show was though

    • @Mikle_Silver
      @Mikle_Silver 3 месяца назад +18

      @@TheGangsterKitten I did too and they are pretty fine, nowhere near bad not even close.

    • @oksanamazur2123
      @oksanamazur2123 3 месяца назад +18

      Prequels are awesome

  • @Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r
    @Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r 3 месяца назад +766

    "The red blade still throbbing in front of his throat"
    If that isn't enough proof that this show is Lesyle Headland's personal fanfiction, idk what is.

    • @tobybigham4196
      @tobybigham4196 3 месяца назад +22

      Or at least a letter she wrote to Hustler.

    • @RocafellaPlaza
      @RocafellaPlaza 3 месяца назад +15

      Did you know you can milk a Dog?
      It's called Red Rocket 🚀

    • @Lonovavir
      @Lonovavir 3 месяца назад +11

      Leslie, it's not that kind of series.

    • @dncarac
      @dncarac 3 месяца назад

      I wonder if she rubs the pearl every night.

    • @crimsonpotemkin
      @crimsonpotemkin 3 месяца назад +28

      @@RocafellaPlaza Harvey Weinstein's favourite roleplaying game

  • @_ft
    @_ft 3 месяца назад +103

    now south korea collectively hates disney. they kill the last survivor of squid games.

    • @Steezynuggets69
      @Steezynuggets69 3 месяца назад +3

      Yeah, I feel sad for him because he was the only one who seemed like he knew what he was actually doing.

    • @_ft
      @_ft 3 месяца назад

      @@Steezynuggets69yea, it seems like actors are the main victims of bad scripts or directors. we often blame them intuitively. although they just like us see the horrible result at the end. difficult to express criticism without (force and) endangering your career. Darth Vader can only do that 😁. everybody else of them bends its knee and pretends gratitude for taking part in a masterpiece like a prepuperty fan boy.

  • @NathanCassidy721
    @NathanCassidy721 3 месяца назад +276

    They did Squid Game Guy dirty.

    • @GaudiaCertaminisGaming
      @GaudiaCertaminisGaming 3 месяца назад +13

      They tricked him. He thinks a was in a Squid Game sequel and the other Jedi were contestants.

    • @abnormallylargemonkey9334
      @abnormallylargemonkey9334 3 месяца назад +9

      At least he will no longer be in this shit. (unless they do flashbacks or some dumb shi)

    • @renzrose9050
      @renzrose9050 3 месяца назад +8

      They let him escape early. It is a win for him.

    • @ChristmasLore
      @ChristmasLore 3 месяца назад +2

      I don't think he's dead, just unconscious: green bean lady insisted to take care of the "body" herself, then very conveniently burns him from far away (so we do not see the body on the pyre)

    • @littleluxia
      @littleluxia 3 месяца назад +3

      Smilo Ren's actor, too.

  • @GhostOfAces
    @GhostOfAces 3 месяца назад +388

    Daily reminder that Leslye Headland got where she is by knowingly allowing evil to happen, helping it happen, then throwing the person she was helping under the bus for self gain. She knew everything that happened was happening and stood by and let it happen.

    • @dadrising6464
      @dadrising6464 3 месяца назад +48

      She learned from the best how to collect blackmail material. Ever wondered why Kathleen is still in charge?

    • @TheBonkersAntihero
      @TheBonkersAntihero 3 месяца назад +17

      Yes! And the dirt LH must have on some of Disneys _ _ _ _ _ ! To be in the position she is. Come on…..

    • @Black_Revue
      @Black_Revue 3 месяца назад +5

      Just like a Strong Girl Boss

    • @AfterthymeGaming
      @AfterthymeGaming 3 месяца назад +4

      Why does she looks like someone who watches Hazbin Hotel and makes many fanfics about it like a little girl who watches the show would?

    • @swizzamane8775
      @swizzamane8775 3 месяца назад +12

      Write what you know, ey Leslie 😂

  • @Jack0f_llTrades
    @Jack0f_llTrades 3 месяца назад +579

    The Acolyte is what happens when you give your little brother the controller.

    • @emmanuelhernandez1946
      @emmanuelhernandez1946 3 месяца назад +62

      It's more like the little non binary sis

    • @powerhouse884
      @powerhouse884 3 месяца назад +6

      😂😂😂😂😂 SO TRUE

    • @Nerdynate253
      @Nerdynate253 3 месяца назад +26

      @@Jack0f_llTrades, who also unintentionally erases your saved game and starts a new lore.

    • @user-zq6sz2cr6g
      @user-zq6sz2cr6g 3 месяца назад +10

      ​@@Nerdynate253Unintentionally?

    • @sadsongs7731
      @sadsongs7731 3 месяца назад +28

      @@Nerdynate253 Unintentionally? The Acolyte is what happens when your mom forces you to share your console with your non-binary brother and he intentionally deletes all your saves, insults all your friends, gets you perma banned and deletes your account, then throws the console into the tub because he thinks it is unfair that you can stay up a little later than him.

  • @Craig-e9m
    @Craig-e9m 3 месяца назад +57

    One of the worst peices of crap ever written

  • @MisterSinisterReviews
    @MisterSinisterReviews 3 месяца назад +937

    Do you know the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?…yeah, he was in The Acolyte.

    • @pistonburner6448
      @pistonburner6448 3 месяца назад +33

      Did he also set fire to a stone castle where they had neglected to change the batteries in the fire alarms?

    • @marcogenovesi8570
      @marcogenovesi8570 3 месяца назад +17

      and what a tragedy it was

    • @Vamos358
      @Vamos358 3 месяца назад +8

      😂😂😂😂 My ni

    • @biggusdickus6418
      @biggusdickus6418 3 месяца назад

      A fate worse than death

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 3 месяца назад +5

      What are we? some kind of Acolyte?

  • @jorgemigueltavares6041
    @jorgemigueltavares6041 3 месяца назад +347

    I've seen amateur actors more capable of conveying emotions than Amandala Stainberg.
    Good grief she's awful.

    • @littleluxia
      @littleluxia 3 месяца назад +34

      A statue has more emotion than her

    • @Watcher4111
      @Watcher4111 3 месяца назад

      Shes not actor. She got this role cause shes black

    • @oskarfunes2505
      @oskarfunes2505 3 месяца назад +18

      My dog has a greater emotional range

    • @MichaelWitkowski-dq1nr
      @MichaelWitkowski-dq1nr 3 месяца назад +14

      @@littleluxia So does a brick.

    • @kevinwilson455
      @kevinwilson455 3 месяца назад

      I once took a shit that was more emotional than anything she done in this show.

  • @kentlindal5422
    @kentlindal5422 3 месяца назад +121

    All current year Jedi's lightsabers turn red for a week every month.

  • @_BenJaminCroft_
    @_BenJaminCroft_ 3 месяца назад +49

    It's like when my best friend and I were young and playing. We constructed a whole world with rules and persistent characters and we were having the best time, until my friend's Mom walks in with his sister and says "you have to include her". We'd object because every time we try she changes the rules and doesn't care what happened before she got there. Suddenly nothing makes sense and the characters are all princesses and ponies. We lose interest, leave, and then get punished by the mom for not playing nice.

    • @sandeepsp37
      @sandeepsp37 3 месяца назад +9

      I understand your pain brother.

    • @DaSlotho
      @DaSlotho 3 месяца назад +5

      Yeppppppppppppp
      sad but true

  • @TomasRagarin
    @TomasRagarin 3 месяца назад +529

    So, if our wives drop the line "I carried them." About our kids, can we, the fathers, retort "I created them."?

    • @MartianSolarbuddy
      @MartianSolarbuddy 3 месяца назад +99

      Only if you like sleeping on the couch.

    • @TomasRagarin
      @TomasRagarin 3 месяца назад +57

      @@MartianSolarbuddy So true. Or try that on mom..."I carried you."
      "Dad created me. Creation is more difficult than carrying."
      That would not go well, either.

    • @ClarkWahlberg-bo3oh
      @ClarkWahlberg-bo3oh 3 месяца назад +8

      👏👏

    • @EdRue-ev1pt
      @EdRue-ev1pt 3 месяца назад +15

      ​@i have have the power I'm not sleeping on a fing couch MartianSolarbuddy

    • @XiaoFury
      @XiaoFury 3 месяца назад +6

      Just say that you helped lol

  • @saltymisfit6566
    @saltymisfit6566 3 месяца назад +243

    You know as a company you're in trouble when fans can make better movies in their houses on their personal computers for a fraction of the abomination you put out, Disney

    • @stopthephilosophicalzombie9017
      @stopthephilosophicalzombie9017 3 месяца назад +12

      That's what I hope happens as a result of the collapse of Hollywood; a return to independent low budget movies with great scripts. Decent cinematography and visual effects can be had on the cheap now anyway.

    • @evanvalenta1898
      @evanvalenta1898 3 месяца назад +4

      It's just what happens when 100% of the budget goes to what it's supposed to instead of being laundered into the pockets of the executive producers/directors

    • @roberttony001
      @roberttony001 3 месяца назад +2

      But can you rip off Disney investors for hundreds of millions of dollars whilst doing it.

  • @steelshanks1265
    @steelshanks1265 3 месяца назад +501

    The Acolyte, like ALL the High Republic is NOT Canon... Disney Star Wars is NOT Canon... And there is no way in all the Nine Hells that Yoda would cover something like this up, no Feckin' way... Go to hell Disney...

    • @protonjinx
      @protonjinx 3 месяца назад +41

      Im ok with Rogue One being canon

    • @Rakstawr
      @Rakstawr 3 месяца назад +29

      Lest be honest. The only reason Rogue One got greenlit was because Cathleen Kennedy couldn't care less... That's how it skates by the DEI rainbow gun. It even had a strong female lead who wasn't completely exhausting on screen.

    • @ianchristmas
      @ianchristmas 3 месяца назад +13

      ​@protonjinx Rogue One was basically a name change to the EU Canon story of Bria Theren, Han Solo's old Girlfriend wh led the Correlian Rebellion Cell that stole the plans and were killed.
      They just changed the planets and names to the Filoni version and got rid of the Maw Installation and those Captive Scientists held by Admiral Daala.
      Using the new Khyber Crystal's over the multiple Crystal's that gave many different colors was just stupid. The worst is how badly Vader aged during the hours long chase of the Tantive IV once you catch up to him in A New Hope.

    • @shadywaitamin2409
      @shadywaitamin2409 3 месяца назад +12

      This. Disney Star Wars will never be Canon. That is it.

    • @kaior1
      @kaior1 3 месяца назад +4

      no one bought the books it bombed

  • @arnor254
    @arnor254 3 месяца назад +42

    180 million for 8 episodes, and they showed one of those episodes twice.

  • @GIBBO4182
    @GIBBO4182 3 месяца назад +179

    It was worse than we expected…and we didn’t expect much!

  • @glados4765
    @glados4765 3 месяца назад +589

    The acolyte is what happens when you give reddit mods and tumblr fanfic writers 180 million.

    • @BaStAgE
      @BaStAgE 3 месяца назад +32

      im convinced this show is some weird money laundering scheme. that 180 million didnt go to the show....but it went somewhere

    • @JustaGuy_Gaming
      @JustaGuy_Gaming 3 месяца назад +20

      Don't Diss the tumbler fanfic writers, even they can't do this bad.

    • @UrbanMediaReview
      @UrbanMediaReview 3 месяца назад +3

      ​@@BaStAgEI wonder what's Leslie's gf acolyte check look like.. had to be over paid.

    • @UrbanMediaReview
      @UrbanMediaReview 3 месяца назад +3

      Sol voice too breathy to attempt whispering on top of it. 😂 Love his acting skills tho

    • @emanuelacola726
      @emanuelacola726 3 месяца назад +4

      Nah, at least they would make a story with COHERENCE!

  • @victorvandenbrink6851
    @victorvandenbrink6851 3 месяца назад +283

    We live in a timeline where Star Wars ACTUALLY sucks.
    How the fuck do you even make that happen? That's like making rain dry.

    • @92_dumanggasamuelsitorus34
      @92_dumanggasamuelsitorus34 3 месяца назад +21

      Its HARAMBE MAN when HARAMBE get shot and died we get curse of bad and horrible timeline.

    • @Adrian-cl2tw
      @Adrian-cl2tw 3 месяца назад

      We’ve lived there for a while. The prequels weren't great.

    • @minbari73
      @minbari73 3 месяца назад +1

      Star Wars suddenly sucked when Return of the Jedi came out.

    • @ConsoleCleric
      @ConsoleCleric 3 месяца назад +2

      @@Adrian-cl2tw Oh yes, the prequels. Those days were miserable. Miserable. Blimin' farsight better than The Acolyte!

    • @UnknownUnknown-cj2wz
      @UnknownUnknown-cj2wz 3 месяца назад +4

      ​@Adrian-cl2tw buddy you can't shlt on the prequels when you have possibly the worst piece of filmography know to mankind. Prequels were legendary

  • @stonedgaming7900
    @stonedgaming7900 3 месяца назад +26

    That crap is not star wars.

  • @ASoberBear
    @ASoberBear 3 месяца назад +447

    I do not blame Smilo Ren, I do not blame squid game guy.
    Everyone, fire your agents. Those two deserved better.

    • @cgmork
      @cgmork 3 месяца назад +41

      Cannot even blame the agents... just imagine, you were an actor and were offered a leading role in a StarWars movie or series... of course you would accept.... as you need to accept long before you get to read the storybooks... and the premise of the series was good... what they made of it was horrible.

    • @ASoberBear
      @ASoberBear 3 месяца назад +7

      @@cgmork they had the talent of someone like Seth Rollins and used him to sell popcorn… stale popcorn.

    • @dominicp9296
      @dominicp9296 3 месяца назад +15

      Ya the only 2 decent actors in the show for sure expesially squid Game guy by far the best jusy wish he said no to being in this horrible show

    • @pistonburner6448
      @pistonburner6448 3 месяца назад +3

      You said it: even Trump should fire his secret service agents.

    • @tobybigham4196
      @tobybigham4196 3 месяца назад +10

      Nothing wrong on the side of the Actors or the Agents. They were promised big pay checks. And most people won't hold this bad writing against them!

  • @Olinser
    @Olinser 3 месяца назад +131

    Her 'escape' was so ludicrous it can't be taken seriously. The droid, which ISN'T EVEN HER DROID, and which she literally just reset to 'factory settings' 5 minutes before this, magically becomes an automatic lockpick AND taser, when again, literally 5 minutes before this she didn't even know how to charge it!

    • @Homelander-js9hd
      @Homelander-js9hd 3 месяца назад +5

      I think they call that ex machina LOL (ie Lazy Writing)

  • @danemiller4852
    @danemiller4852 3 месяца назад +250

    Osha: my lightsaber turned red....
    Smilo: (*looks at manual*) ah... that means the battery is dying.

  • @HusainLockhat
    @HusainLockhat 3 месяца назад +42

    After episodes 1 to 7 bombed, it feels like they/them (this is very important to get right) were sitting talking about how they/them can save their payday and someone said, "Just add Yoda at the end, those Star Wars idiots will just eat that shit up and they'll beg for a season 2. And you no what, why not throw in Darth Plagueis, only the hardcore fans would know him, that should shut them up. They don't even have to say anything, those losers will lap it up."

  • @Zurin1
    @Zurin1 3 месяца назад +1113

    The Acolyte will never be Canon.

    • @pistonburner6448
      @pistonburner6448 3 месяца назад +74

      Will they at least be Nikon?

    • @DeltaCDN
      @DeltaCDN 3 месяца назад +9

      💯

    • @tobybigham4196
      @tobybigham4196 3 месяца назад

      It will when they shoot it out of a Cannon!

    • @dlewis9760
      @dlewis9760 3 месяца назад +27

      And the next SW show "Will never be Canon", rinse repeat.

    • @tchitchouan
      @tchitchouan 3 месяца назад +63

      nothing star wars after 2012 is canon

  • @markgregorygacosta531
    @markgregorygacosta531 3 месяца назад +177

    Episode 3: I'm the worst episode
    Episode 7: Hold my thread
    Episode 8: Oh my sweet summer child
    Season 2: (menacingly smiles in a corner)

    • @augustinyeovanmengomeobame9652
      @augustinyeovanmengomeobame9652 3 месяца назад +14

      Us fans : Season 2 is just standing there, menacingly.

    • @8DarthGhost8
      @8DarthGhost8 3 месяца назад +26

      Season 2 Episode 1: Plagueis menacingly creeps out of a corner, ready to announce his pronouns

    • @stopthephilosophicalzombie9017
      @stopthephilosophicalzombie9017 3 месяца назад

      @@augustinyeovanmengomeobame9652 Who actually likes this garbage?

    • @exlost245
      @exlost245 3 месяца назад +7

      Season 2 was cancelled.

    • @TheRealSeal69
      @TheRealSeal69 3 месяца назад +2

      lol can disney just give me like 180 million instead of making season 2 like?? Ill spend it better lol

  • @somedude6990
    @somedude6990 3 месяца назад +803

    Lesbian Headlamp said she made this show for her sister. If you are the sister - “you made this shitty, poorly written and acted garbage for me? Oh you should not have. No, seriously, you should not have!”

    • @Xbalanque84
      @Xbalanque84 3 месяца назад +78

      Reminder: Brick Face thought _Frozen_ was about incestuous lesbian romance. Her RL sister refuses to speak to her. _The Acolyte_ is apparently a message/love letter to that sister. _DO THE MATH!_

    • @adrianalamore
      @adrianalamore 3 месяца назад +34

      Lmfaoooooo lesbian headlamp!! I'm dying!

    • @pistonburner6448
      @pistonburner6448 3 месяца назад +16

      Quite the niche to spend $180 million for!

    • @SRMoore1178
      @SRMoore1178 3 месяца назад +29

      I wonder if Lesby Wasteland and the Yord guy know that Lando also blew up a Death Star?

    • @RocafellaPlaza
      @RocafellaPlaza 3 месяца назад +6

      Go back to FNT'S when everyone was asking who the Bad GUY was.
      I called it being Harvey Weinstein's Wife. Like James Gunn 's Wife and her T...

  • @_SimpleJack_
    @_SimpleJack_ 3 месяца назад +37

    Someone at Disney thought little half white Amandla's silly fight pose was cool but in reality it's a broken arm waiting to happen.

  • @Lone_Tsubasa
    @Lone_Tsubasa 3 месяца назад +343

    I love that Darth Plagueis at the end creeping at the sisters is most likely how she witnessed Harvey do shit in real life and did nothing. This really is all about her life huh

    • @UPTAUT
      @UPTAUT 3 месяца назад +10

      Yuuup!!!

    • @Xbalanque84
      @Xbalanque84 3 месяца назад +40

      Reminder: Brick Face thought _Frozen_ was about incestuous lesbian romance. Her RL sister refuses to speak to her. _The Acolyte_ is apparently a message/love letter to that sister. _DO THE MATH!_

    • @BasedWukong
      @BasedWukong 3 месяца назад +2

      LMFAO, FACTS

    • @leonnunhofer3453
      @leonnunhofer3453 3 месяца назад +13

      Maybe she took pictures and shared them with Kennedy. That's how they kept their jobs 🤷‍♂️

    • @TreVader1378
      @TreVader1378 3 месяца назад +1

      Yeah, pretty much.

  • @georgehouliaras7239
    @georgehouliaras7239 3 месяца назад +331

    I can't wait for Season 2 where Lesley Headland will reveal to us the origins of Darth Plagueis as the black lesbian that George Lucas always intended. YAAAAAAAS YAAAAAAAS.

    • @pistonburner6448
      @pistonburner6448 3 месяца назад +33

      That was Darth Plagueis? I thought it was just Leslye HeadCaseLand's financial and political backer Seorge Goros making a cameo...

    • @tobybigham4196
      @tobybigham4196 3 месяца назад +14

      Ahhhh the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis... I think that began with him accepting a job from Harvey Weinstein's personal assistant!

    • @RocafellaPlaza
      @RocafellaPlaza 3 месяца назад +1

      Don't talk about Chris GORE's Non Binary Protagonist/ Antagonist, Female *Gaze* like that

    • @RainFox919
      @RainFox919 3 месяца назад

      Email BOB he will give you a Budged over 180mio+ as long as you not a white men, or use logic in your Work

  • @richardlbowles
    @richardlbowles 3 месяца назад +284

    She was a protagonist, then an antagonist, then a protagonist?
    Oh, the antagony! Oh, the protagony!

    • @shadywaitamin2409
      @shadywaitamin2409 3 месяца назад +8

      Cinema Sin Counter: 9999999999999999999999999999

    • @dankato6380
      @dankato6380 3 месяца назад +6

      This might be the funniest comment I've ever seen on RUclips 😂😂😂

    • @fubar781
      @fubar781 3 месяца назад +4

      That was great! 😂😂😂

    • @iz9744
      @iz9744 3 месяца назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @richardlbowles
      @richardlbowles 3 месяца назад +1

      @@iz9744 Well, quite. I couldn't have put it better myself. (So I didn't)

  • @obscurity3027
    @obscurity3027 3 месяца назад +38

    Anakin blowing up the Death Star.
    Yeah, you should just shut up.

    • @MBGupton
      @MBGupton 3 месяца назад +4

      I am sure he meant Captain Kirk!

    • @scionofdorn9101
      @scionofdorn9101 3 месяца назад

      @@MBGuptonYou fool, obviously he misspoke. He knew it was Buck Rogers. 😉

  • @dewayneblue1834
    @dewayneblue1834 3 месяца назад +249

    My Grandma told me "I don't care what they tell you in school, the Jedi are Evil".

    • @gchm3503
      @gchm3503 3 месяца назад +5

      "Then you are lost!"

    • @alsmith9853
      @alsmith9853 3 месяца назад +4

      I just made the same comment 😂 great minds think alike!

    • @RocafellaPlaza
      @RocafellaPlaza 3 месяца назад

      Mine said "Cleopatra is 2/4 Black"

  • @jaegerbomb269
    @jaegerbomb269 3 месяца назад +1005

    Acolyte is actually worse than the Sequels. I didn't think it was possible, but wow. Disney is an asylum of stupid!

    • @exomake_mehorololo
      @exomake_mehorololo 3 месяца назад +20

      Worse probably but not as horrifying as TLJ

    • @Lawrence_Talbot
      @Lawrence_Talbot 3 месяца назад

      Makes sense since they are taken over by former asylum patients - the lgbt+ “community”

    • @pistonburner6448
      @pistonburner6448 3 месяца назад +56

      Who knew Jar-Jar was a genius compared to what was about to come?

    • @dominicp9296
      @dominicp9296 3 месяца назад +7

      I agree 100% worse star wars ever made that's for dam sure and I didn't think it was possible either but they did it. I just pray they end the show now and not continue on ruining star wars. How Dave signed off on this I'll never ever understand

    • @pistonburner6448
      @pistonburner6448 3 месяца назад +16

      I bet Jar-Jar was smart enough to keep fresh batteries in his fire alarms so all his people don't die in a self-caused fire.

  • @asnakenamedponcedeleon
    @asnakenamedponcedeleon 3 месяца назад +344

    Man remember what Star Wars use to feel like

    • @nekozaemon3803
      @nekozaemon3803 3 месяца назад +2

      No. It's always were crap. Lightsabers and siths carried that whole franchise from the beginning.

    • @asnakenamedponcedeleon
      @asnakenamedponcedeleon 3 месяца назад +9

      @@nekozaemon3803 I'm confused by your comment, you say it's always been crap but then also there was a time it was carried by the good stuff?

    • @purplebull013
      @purplebull013 3 месяца назад +9

      I member

    • @neillowery7634
      @neillowery7634 3 месяца назад +3

      Yeah.. I have to watch the original trilogy and or Rouge One to catch those feels. Revenge of the Sith works too when I’m desperate. Lol

    • @nekozaemon3803
      @nekozaemon3803 3 месяца назад

      @@asnakenamedponcedeleon you're easy to confuse. You didn't think it is possible? You think things can only be good or bad, 1 or 0, black or white. You are not so bright are you?

  • @therunningman1
    @therunningman1 3 месяца назад +48

    Looks like the casting crew just went out and hired every cool hipster barista in their neighbourhood

    • @manvirhundal8389
      @manvirhundal8389 2 месяца назад

      Now the poor coffee shops won’t have their baristas anymore truly a lose lose situation

  • @Polka_Ch
    @Polka_Ch 3 месяца назад +129

    The Acolyte ended in the same place it started. One twin with Smilo and other twin doesn't know anything about them, they just swapped twins.

    • @Gunnerb52
      @Gunnerb52 3 месяца назад +17

      This way they can do a season 2 just going over what happened in season 1 but from the point of view of the girl not knowing that she doesn't know. Think of all the money they will save. It might only cost 120 million this time :)

    • @jaypeadieL611
      @jaypeadieL611 3 месяца назад

      Poetically dumb

    • @BritBox777
      @BritBox777 3 месяца назад +5

      These writers don't understand that characters are supposed to have arcs. I mean, did you see this garbage?

    • @scionofdorn9101
      @scionofdorn9101 3 месяца назад

      Precisely.

  • @cattrucker8257
    @cattrucker8257 3 месяца назад +211

    I can barely believe they did it, but - this show ends with a formerly publicly acclaimed member of high-level circles presented as a creepy weirdo obsessing over little girls and taking them to a private secluded retreat for "training", apprehended and poorly confessing and expected to stand trial in court, then choked to death by a suddenly visiting figure before he might go before judges and reveal his secrets. Then he gets blamed by other high-level power brokers (many of them women) for everything, including many things he didn't do, to hide their own involvement and crimes.
    Let that sink in. Write what you know, Lesbye, write what you know.

    • @Casanova-Frankenstein_93
      @Casanova-Frankenstein_93 3 месяца назад +18

      LOOOLL holy shit

    • @ZackHoward-hh1zt
      @ZackHoward-hh1zt 3 месяца назад +12

      Holy shit is right. This comment 👌

    • @SINGHDASLAYA
      @SINGHDASLAYA 3 месяца назад +9

      Let them talk long enough and women will tell you the information needed to obtain the actual truth.

    • @Valiente350
      @Valiente350 3 месяца назад +1

      Pretty good writing then

    • @blancfamily4231
      @blancfamily4231 3 месяца назад +1

      Mind. Blown. I haven't the words, except bravo.

  • @eeman1335
    @eeman1335 3 месяца назад +194

    Hollywood has no talent anymore.

    • @HelioPopTart
      @HelioPopTart 3 месяца назад +14

      I disagree. They have talent for wasting money and spreading wealth among the world where people can gather on RUclips and laugh at all the nonsensical tv shows that keeps getting released but no one watches 😂

    • @stormryder4305
      @stormryder4305 3 месяца назад +9

      They have DEI hacks

    • @peeko_luxx2873
      @peeko_luxx2873 3 месяца назад +3

      They are very good at being creepy.

    • @ChickityChicken
      @ChickityChicken 3 месяца назад

      Satan can only destroy, not create

  • @maguffintop2596
    @maguffintop2596 3 месяца назад +15

    All we've learned as that women in this business apparently suck at their jobs.

    • @meal_team_six
      @meal_team_six 3 месяца назад

      Kamala did and she's gonna be PRES-O-DENT!

  • @Nah_no_thanks
    @Nah_no_thanks 3 месяца назад +121

    Her ultimate message is that it's OK to be ruled by emotions and not reason. A really dangerous message and a reason why they shouldn't let leslye headland have influence over any media.

    • @sha0tube
      @sha0tube 3 месяца назад

      That's basically leftism/modern feminisim/female nature in a nutshell.

    • @alberichsama7486
      @alberichsama7486 3 месяца назад +6

      That's why women are awful storytellers/writers. They only based the story on emotions and feelings which are primitive and primary fonctions. That's the easy way (like the way to the Dark Side, cleverly painted by Lucas 50 years ago).
      A good and interesting story is when characters need to make some choice between émotions, traditions, needs, rules, justice, faith etc...
      For basic women writing their only one plot : "I do what my heart tell me to do even if it brings chaos, disorder, pain to everyone else because I feel free and happy myself afterwards. So i'am the heroine."

    • @torikazuki8701
      @torikazuki8701 3 месяца назад +2

      @@alberichsama7486 Hey, funny you should say that, because my Wife of 15 years is divorcing me, even though I am now almost totally disabled from 31 years of Chronic Pain due to inoperable Spinal Damage. But of course, to HER it's not that she's just fed up with having a disabled Husband. She's leaving because I'm a 'Selfish, Betraying, Gold-Digging, Sexist, Racist, Transphobe, Nazi, who won't provide for her.'
      Yes, I am the Villian, she is the Victim/Heroine.

    • @alberichsama7486
      @alberichsama7486 3 месяца назад +1

      @@torikazuki8701 Wow dude...I am very sorry to read that...Force and courage to you! I totally understand what ur saying, women are mostly irrational and commanded by their heart and emotions which are by definition changing so long time is not really their priority. Men are différent, even if u had no more feelings or being pissed off, we'll never throw à relationship away in regard of good old times and all the way accomplished.
      Technologies, social media and that awful liberalism ideology made this situation even worse because short time and instant are the core of everything in everyday life.
      Be strong and take care of yourself.
      PS : maybe some of my words are wrongfully used😅 I am french and I didnt use Google trad (I am too old for this crap!) , just my old english lessons from college.

    • @torikazuki8701
      @torikazuki8701 3 месяца назад

      @@alberichsama7486 I'm pretty sure I got the meaning. Thank you for the Kind Words.
      Yes, In general, Men seem to handle their Wife becoming Disabled better than the reverse. I personally know two guys where each of their Wives became broken and bedridden. Both of them stuck with their Wives and did not blame them for what happened.

  • @canaldecasta
    @canaldecasta 3 месяца назад +224

    "This is Master Sol, the only character you may tolerate in the entire show.
    We make him beyond stupid at the end, and a PDF file."
    - Acolyte writers.

    • @lorij3786
      @lorij3786 3 месяца назад +18

      About right for DEIsney PDF’s and club Zebra

    • @FrickenHamster
      @FrickenHamster 3 месяца назад +4

      I think the story was rewritten and reshot to completely change his story. He probably did something much worse that what they ended up showing.

  • @mark7s980
    @mark7s980 3 месяца назад +143

    Headland is an example of why you don't put the ASSISTANT in charge.

    • @LurkerBelow
      @LurkerBelow 3 месяца назад +28

      I thought that prime example was KK.

    • @marcogenovesi8570
      @marcogenovesi8570 3 месяца назад +25

      like KK before her

    • @pistonburner6448
      @pistonburner6448 3 месяца назад

      I bet she sucked at getting coffee

    • @deepzone31
      @deepzone31 3 месяца назад +9

      @@marcogenovesi8570 The rule of two

    • @boccobadz
      @boccobadz 3 месяца назад +6

      That's DEI for you. Back in the day nobody would let non-skilled women take charge. But here we are. Thankfully, DEI is no longer business critical for tech, so maybe Disney Marvel will get decent in time for Doom and Secret Wars.

  • @fromchomleystreet
    @fromchomleystreet 3 месяца назад +23

    Anyone else think that the intonation of “a Jedi like you might call me… Sith” is oddly similar to John Cleese in Monty Python and the Holy Grail saying “there are those who call me… Tim”?

    • @scionofdorn9101
      @scionofdorn9101 3 месяца назад +3

      I legitimately HEARD it in my head as he was saying it, and I was half convinced he would actually say it despite the circumstances.
      Every time I hear the line, I see John Cleese standing in his place.

  • @Jackasaurus
    @Jackasaurus 3 месяца назад +131

    Wait, so it all gets blamed on Sol, Darth Plaguies created the twins and Yoda is a confirmed liar. This has broken canon completely

    • @keyos4398
      @keyos4398 3 месяца назад +16

      Plageius didnt create the twins he got inspired by the witches who created the twins to create Anankin at least thats what it looks like to me

    • @bondson0094
      @bondson0094 3 месяца назад +25

      Canon..are you still holding on thinking they care about Star Wars or Canon? This is not Star Wars. Star Wars is dead.

    • @MrSphandor
      @MrSphandor 3 месяца назад

      Not if he was in the cave the whole time and dominating the mothers with the Force using them and their ritual as a power source to create the girls.

  • @michaelholopainen2822
    @michaelholopainen2822 3 месяца назад +68

    Acolyte was very enlighting series, I learned that if you lack the skill to make your work good, you make it "political", so when poeple critise the poor quality of your work, you can claim they are just opposed to that "ideology" that you are masking your garbage with. And the people fanatically defending those politics will have to pretend your work is good.

    • @ConsoleCleric
      @ConsoleCleric 3 месяца назад +4

      This is painfully accurate.

  • @jamesphilip6737
    @jamesphilip6737 3 месяца назад +85

    Horrible script, acting, effects. Star Wars is like a corpse Disney keeps digging up and abusing.

    • @ConsoleCleric
      @ConsoleCleric 3 месяца назад +3

      Zombie stormtroopers from Ahsoka.

    • @patricklavoie1927
      @patricklavoie1927 3 месяца назад +6

      Necrophilia on the screen should be banned...along with Leslye Headland, former assistant to Harvey Weinstein.

  • @heavenlyarianator6335
    @heavenlyarianator6335 3 месяца назад +15

    How is “you are not twins you are the same person” a reveal? I have never seen such a badly written mess

  • @NathanielHellerstein
    @NathanielHellerstein 3 месяца назад +126

    Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Kennedy the Woke? I thought not. It’s not a story the Fans would tell you. It’s a Disney legend. Darth Kennedy was a Dork Lady of the Disney, so powerful and so woke she could use the Farce to influence the writers to create… plot… She had such a knowledge of the Dork side that she could even keep the coworkers she cared about from cancellation. The Dork side of the Farce is a pathway to many films some consider to be… unwatchable. She became so powerful… the only thing she was afraid of was losing her patrons, which eventually, of course, she did. Unfortunately, she taught her apprentice all the Kompromat she knew, then her apprentice cancelled her. Ironic. She could save others from cancellation, but not herself.

  • @Rickmagnus911
    @Rickmagnus911 3 месяца назад +32

    4 years and 180 million and the best they could give us is the worst Star Wars show so far...

  • @briankriens5645
    @briankriens5645 3 месяца назад +135

    Fun fact! Anakin's lightsaber remained blue, even after killing the younglings. The color of the blade depended totally on the crystal.

    • @Lord_Numpty
      @Lord_Numpty 3 месяца назад +23

      Apparently the red crystals were synthetic in the EU, the ‘bleeding’ nonsense only happened after Disney took over and decided to make the Sith EDGY rather than just evil for various reasons. Hate Kreia, but these days I’d happily take her over _any_ character Disney’s responsible for.

    • @BritBox777
      @BritBox777 3 месяца назад +8

      @@Lord_Numpty Yeah this is the first I heard of a bleeding ritual, I heard the red sabers were because all Sith crystals came from the same place where they happened to be red (could also be synthetic, that would make sense)

    • @briankriens5645
      @briankriens5645 3 месяца назад +9

      @@Lord_Numpty KOTR 1 and 2 are still 2 of the best games I've played :D

    • @briankriens5645
      @briankriens5645 3 месяца назад +3

      @@Lord_Numpty KOTOR I mean, lol.

    • @SpartyCubsFan
      @SpartyCubsFan 3 месяца назад +1

      @@briankriens5645all good. Games were awesome!

  • @izi5150
    @izi5150 3 месяца назад +8

    It’s insane to think that a business would spend millions or billions, not to make a profit, but just to shake things up. Why not just donate to charity.

  • @paappraiser
    @paappraiser 3 месяца назад +51

    The depth of the acting of Amandla Stenberg during the choking was riveting. The complete lack of expression, the kung fu grip on the force thread, pure psychopathy. I really felt it in my soul. Bravo. Chef kiss.

  • @georgemoralezii6529
    @georgemoralezii6529 3 месяца назад +84

    180 million dollars and they couldn't even get a space fighter helmet that could fit her. Plus how come Anakin's lightsaber didn't turn red when he turned to the dark side?

    • @GeraltofRivia22
      @GeraltofRivia22 3 месяца назад +19

      Because that's a stupid Disney retcon. In the EU, red lightsabers use synthetic kyber crystals.

    • @TitusAndromadon
      @TitusAndromadon 3 месяца назад +7

      In fairness to the stupid Disney retcon, the comics explain the process for bleeding a crystal much better. Vadar struggled failed a couple.times and almost died trying to bleed his. It's an intense process of channeling hate and anger into the crystal. I hate it but it's better than just randomly turning red for no reason.

    • @dncarac
      @dncarac 3 месяца назад +1

      Serious question. Is that why light sabers are different colors? I just thought it made the combat scenes more colorful.

    • @geek2621
      @geek2621 3 месяца назад +14

      The true reason there are more colors than just red and blue is because on Tatooine in “Return of the Jedi,” blue didn’t have enough contrast against a desert background, so Lucas just made Luke’s new lightsaber green. Then Purple was added for Samuel Jackson because he asked for it. The EU added more colors, and yellow and white first appeared in Clone Wars, as well as the corny dark saber. The made up lore reason to explain the colors is that kyber crystals have different configurations that cause different colors, and Sith use synthetic crystals to get the red color. Until Disney took over and retconned in the “crystal bleeding” thing.

    • @linusgustafsson2629
      @linusgustafsson2629 3 месяца назад +11

      @@TitusAndromadon You actually just explained why she did it in the Disney version. She just did the same thing, but faster and better, because she is a woman.

  • @olivertripp5412
    @olivertripp5412 3 месяца назад +155

    At least the women are depicted accurately. They never take accountability and twist everything in a way to blame it on men.

    • @jimc5754
      @jimc5754 3 месяца назад +8

      But in there crazy mind that makes them the hero. Like these women writers actually thought this

    • @popop93160
      @popop93160 3 месяца назад +6

      @@jimc5754South Park in live

  • @okasuko
    @okasuko 3 месяца назад +12

    1:53 That was pretty insane when Anakin blew up the Death Star.. It was such an impactful moment that I almost don't remember this happening..

    • @monkeybusiness673
      @monkeybusiness673 3 месяца назад

      Yeah, the possibly millions of people he killed, man...That was so traumatic for me that I completely blocked it from my memory!

    • @scionofdorn9101
      @scionofdorn9101 3 месяца назад +1

      @@monkeybusiness673Think of all the innocent contractors he killed!

  • @Real11BangBang
    @Real11BangBang 3 месяца назад +164

    Let's not forget that OSHA hotwired The fortress of flammable Rock

  • @deanwalker9605
    @deanwalker9605 3 месяца назад +151

    Without a doubt, Disney is the worst thing that could have ever happened to Star Wars.

    • @BiggieTrismegistus
      @BiggieTrismegistus 3 месяца назад +5

      Which is worse? That or what Paramount and Secret Hideout have done to Star Trek?

    • @sologamer3122
      @sologamer3122 3 месяца назад +8

      @@BiggieTrismegistus Star wars by far, I don't say this intending to downplay startrek, but given the size of the audience and the hype around star wars originally, it was definitely the greater evil. Both are unacceptable.

    • @jameswhitaker9169
      @jameswhitaker9169 3 месяца назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jameswhitaker9169
      @jameswhitaker9169 3 месяца назад +1

      💯

    • @samblack5313
      @samblack5313 3 месяца назад +1

      Humanity*

  • @Ladykyra101
    @Ladykyra101 3 месяца назад +44

    "...14 year old girl fan fiction written as a coloring book." I mean, wow. Just wow. 😮😂

  • @alexanderhamilton8585
    @alexanderhamilton8585 3 месяца назад +21

    Fascinating look into the mind of women: for them, clarity and purpose is weakness. Better to be ambiguous and vague, and replace heroism with moral relativism. No need for physical strength or fighting; better to simply lie, and destroy a persons reputation with falsehoods.

  • @Xbalanque84
    @Xbalanque84 3 месяца назад +26

    Plot synopsis: Brick Face's self-insert throws her male mentor under the bus for her own crimes, feigns amnesia, and gets away with everything. Art imitates life yet again.

  • @Keverember
    @Keverember 3 месяца назад +61

    “Do you remember good Star Wars, mister Frodo?”
    “I can't recall the taste of Star Wars, nor the sound of blasters, nor the touch of the Force. I'm naked in the dark. There's nothing--no veil between me and the wheel of fire. I can see Leslye Headland. I see her with my waking eyes!”

    • @EatTheMarxists
      @EatTheMarxists 3 месяца назад +6

      Massively-underrated comment.

    • @Cartoon_Physics
      @Cartoon_Physics 3 месяца назад +5

      I'm screen grabbing this for my LinkedIn profile background.

    • @Keverember
      @Keverember 3 месяца назад +3

      @@Cartoon_Physicsyou mad lad 😂

  • @jackster285
    @jackster285 3 месяца назад +86

    Looks like there is a bunch of fake 5-star audience reviews on Rotten Tomatoes all of a sudden. Guess Disney must be really desperate now.

  • @gabevillarreal5118
    @gabevillarreal5118 3 месяца назад +5

    6:50 "crouching patriarchy and hidden misogyny" fell out my chair laughing

  • @JammaLamma
    @JammaLamma 3 месяца назад +89

    Amandla is so bad at acting it really is something.

    • @brotbrotsen1100
      @brotbrotsen1100 3 месяца назад +22

      One facial impression through 8 episodes. Even when she is at her angriest. R2D2 showed more emotions

    • @damianketcham
      @damianketcham 3 месяца назад +5

      @@brotbrotsen1100🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
      👍

    • @langbo9999
      @langbo9999 3 месяца назад +13

      She even bad at being Black because she is mostly Scandinavian / Danish 🇩🇰

    • @oksanamazur2123
      @oksanamazur2123 3 месяца назад +2

      She was way better in hunger games ages ago

    • @JammaLamma
      @JammaLamma 3 месяца назад +1

      @@langbo9999 haha noice🤣

  • @sundew3848
    @sundew3848 3 месяца назад +43

    180 million for this disgrace.

    • @joshslater2426
      @joshslater2426 3 месяца назад +1

      If I was tasked to make a Star Wars show with 180 million, even though I’m not a professional filmmaker, even I would make something miles better.

  • @gmr7494
    @gmr7494 3 месяца назад +40

    This was more about The Former Personal Assistant To Harvey Weinstein than it was about Star Wars. What a $160 million EMBARRASSMENT.

    • @69dividead69
      @69dividead69 3 месяца назад

      180, but who is counting ;p

    • @jooglebob
      @jooglebob 3 месяца назад +12

      It’s even worse, the budget was $180M!!

    • @Robman0908
      @Robman0908 3 месяца назад +6

      And likely more than that.

    • @gmr7494
      @gmr7494 3 месяца назад +4

      @@jooglebob the $20 million went to Lezlie's wife?

  • @TheASSedoTV
    @TheASSedoTV 3 месяца назад +10

    Osha/Mae looked so stupid with her lampshade haircut wearing that pilot helmet.
    It really looked like a comedy sketch.
    Just like the entire series.

  • @CarlWheatley-wi2cl
    @CarlWheatley-wi2cl 3 месяца назад +50

    Oh my God Stenbergs acting lmao. It's been 4 hrs of the same blank expression you get when washing the dishes.

    • @Elite_Gamer_1337
      @Elite_Gamer_1337 3 месяца назад

      shes pretty but she looks as stiff as a log!

    • @AteshSeruhn
      @AteshSeruhn 3 месяца назад +15

      When your facial range gets dwarfed by Thomas the Tank Engine🤡

    • @claughlin
      @claughlin 3 месяца назад +4

      Thanks for making me laugh. 😂

  • @krakennutspod4521
    @krakennutspod4521 3 месяца назад +24

    Season finale? Series finale? How about Studio finale? That works for me.

  • @Manatouille
    @Manatouille 3 месяца назад +64

    MK’s “Liu Kang VS. Liu Kang” followed by “I believe I can fly” is COMEDY GOLD 🤣🤣🤣

  • @BookshelfQBattler
    @BookshelfQBattler 3 месяца назад +73

    That wasn't a Darth Plagueis cameo at the end. Harvey Weinstein snuck onto the set to oggle all the actresses and the camera accidentally caught him. They forgot to edit him out.

  • @kevinroark5815
    @kevinroark5815 3 месяца назад +49

    "Crouching Patriarchy vs Hidden misogyny" ROFL 😄🤣🤣

  • @finefamily9263
    @finefamily9263 3 месяца назад +21

    "crouching patriarchy, hidden misogyny" had me laughing so hard I had to pause for a moment, then rewind the video to hear what you were saying. Great stuff nerdrotic!

  • @cameronhesketh6814
    @cameronhesketh6814 3 месяца назад +14

    Did you know that Anakin blew up the Death Star?

    • @scionofdorn9101
      @scionofdorn9101 3 месяца назад

      Doesn’t everyone? But everyone forgets that Wicket blew up the second Death Star, and it’s embarrassing. 😉

  • @gokaury
    @gokaury 3 месяца назад +40

    I didn't watch the show. But watching the clip of her Force choke Sol made me absolutely livid. Not because I care about this dumpster garbage show or because I cared about any of the characters, but because of how Disney has absolutely, positively butchered this beloved IP beyond recognition. Her doing that to him is an allegory of the wanton destruction of Star Wars. This infuriates me to no end and I'm not really that much of a Lucas Star Wars fan. But it is despicable and I want absolutely nothing to do with it ever again.

    • @hellaballin
      @hellaballin 3 месяца назад

      You didn’t say ur so mad? I mean shes a fuckin female anakin ofcourse she can do that

  • @randomchord
    @randomchord 3 месяца назад +34

    Many careers in Hollywood today were depending heavily on our society turning into one where a person did as they were told, bought what they were told to buy, and say they liked what the Ministry of Propaganda created, and always, always conformed to what Hollywood and DC (Washington, not the comic company) told them too.
    These people obviously never once contemplated the history or fanbase of the series wanted or liked.
    The intent was ALWAYS to use the loyalty of the fanbase to shape social behavior.
    They never wanted to continue the legend.
    They wanted to use the popularity of the series as a gateway to influence the fanbase to their politics and lifestyle.

  • @mohammadtariq6258
    @mohammadtariq6258 3 месяца назад +45

    Star Wars is just cameos now. NOTHING NEW 😢

    • @916hayabusa
      @916hayabusa 3 месяца назад +2

      Think they might avoid jack black now though 🤔.

    • @Jonderlei
      @Jonderlei 3 месяца назад

      Its a show of mostly new characters disney made,I think the show is beyond retarded but there is plenty of new in there that was all horrible

    • @joshslater2426
      @joshslater2426 3 месяца назад

      Wasn’t that his band mate who said something not him? Jack Black deserves better Star Wars than what Disney can offer anyway.

  • @justaguy105
    @justaguy105 3 месяца назад +5

    OMG The Liu Kang voice and I Believe I Can Fly back to back. That was pretty amazing

  • @Bjorn_R
    @Bjorn_R 3 месяца назад +139

    Does amandla steinberg only have one facial expression? How the hell did she land this role among thousand upon thousands of actors in Hollywood?

    • @mspointyears
      @mspointyears 3 месяца назад +51

      Lego Head thought she was hot. That's my theory anyway.

    • @AlexanderSalas-l6f
      @AlexanderSalas-l6f 3 месяца назад +13

      Cus it was made for her 😂😂😂

    • @claus_al_aerth
      @claus_al_aerth 3 месяца назад +19

      ​@@mspointyears I'm pretty sure that was it. Leslie Sh*thead has a thing for Ms Diss Track.

    • @jhammer4919
      @jhammer4919 3 месяца назад +2

      I’ll leave that one to your collective imaginations…

    • @evanvalenta1898
      @evanvalenta1898 3 месяца назад +4

      Connections connections connections

  • @auraguard0212
    @auraguard0212 3 месяца назад +35

    Osha is the weakest-willed being in Star Wars. She gets corrupted in a day, and doesn't even WANT to learn the truth!
    And Mae smirking is so dumb! She wanted Sol to admit everything on trial!

    • @cgmork
      @cgmork 3 месяца назад +14

      She not just gets insta-corrupted, she also gets "unlimited powaaaahhhh" instantaneously... being able to force choke even though the person logically never even heard of the concept of someone using the force to choke someone else.

    • @bondson0094
      @bondson0094 3 месяца назад +7

      This abomination is not Star Wars.

    • @patricklavoie1927
      @patricklavoie1927 3 месяца назад +2

      @@bondson0094 It never was....it was "dyspnea star-wahhs"...yaaahhs, yaaahhs...

  • @gunnar6674
    @gunnar6674 3 месяца назад +68

    The audio descriptions are a true goldmine. Give whoever tipped you off about those an award.

  • @EvhenKonhovalets
    @EvhenKonhovalets 3 месяца назад +4

    The local cable company has now dropped “The Acolyte” from its Disney+ advertising including only “Shogun” & “The Bear” as “now streaming!”

  • @alsmith9853
    @alsmith9853 3 месяца назад +25

    Poor Soul. He was good at first but man the writers done him dirty! And why does every fricken character in this abomination of a show change motivation every 5 minutes?

    • @ashplattsii1fan92
      @ashplattsii1fan92 3 месяца назад +1

      Because it was written by a moody wahmen with no accountability

    • @cattrucker8257
      @cattrucker8257 3 месяца назад +2

      I can't get over the fact that the show producers took a look at the Korean actor and called his character Seoul.

  • @likonatera7452
    @likonatera7452 3 месяца назад +16

    This is a show for hateful people with no moral compass. it's not only bad. It is morbidly indecent.

    • @Gixu88
      @Gixu88 3 месяца назад

      How dare you!

  • @mayowaoladipo5089
    @mayowaoladipo5089 3 месяца назад +94

    The show started with Sol telling Osha that to become a jedi, you must tell the TRUTH. Only for it to end by the jedi covering up all the murders with LIES.

    • @Herr_Affe
      @Herr_Affe 3 месяца назад +10

      Moral relativism and all that shite.

    • @HumanPerson_final
      @HumanPerson_final 3 месяца назад +11

      Are these even Jedi? It's like the show forgets sometimes. Squid Games Jedi has got to be the worst Jedi ever shown in visual media. We've seen force powers work to get them out of situations in which they don't have their lightsaber. There is no reason some random novice should be force choking him and he just lets it happen. No emotional control, lies, incompetent decisions.
      The writing on this show is what I might expect from teenage fan fiction.

    • @brettjohnson8389
      @brettjohnson8389 3 месяца назад

      That was the hypocritical nature that the story was trying to express. Congrats, you got some of it

  • @craigcarroll3303
    @craigcarroll3303 3 месяца назад +5

    They crossed a line bringing Yoda into this streaming pile of manure. Rip Star Wars.😢

  • @johnsid1639
    @johnsid1639 3 месяца назад +11

    "Crouching patriarchy and Hidden misogyny" 🤣🤣