Ahsoka is AWFUL | A 'Force Is Female' DISASTER

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  • Опубликовано: 22 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 12 тыс.

  • @30m3
    @30m3 Год назад +840

    Getting a lightsaber through your torso is now barely an inconvenience. Post empire Star Wars truly has the best healthcare.

    • @nomus1172
      @nomus1172 Год назад +13

      Bacta

    • @stkrdknmibalz8038
      @stkrdknmibalz8038 Год назад +15

      I’m sure there are people out there arguing that it would all be fine since the plasma would cauterize the wound or some other silliness.

    • @chaptermasterpedrokantor1623
      @chaptermasterpedrokantor1623 Год назад

      REEEEEEva just shrugged it off, took a bacta pill and was fine in the morning. \
      Logically if you follow Sabine's survival through Qui Gon should have survived as well. His Padawan was nearby and Naboo looks like a world with 1st world infrastructure and healthcare. Oh wait, he's a white guy. Never mind.

    • @Stormcrow_1
      @Stormcrow_1 Год назад +58

      @@stkrdknmibalz8038 Personally I suspect driving a light sabre into someone is more likely to cause them to explode, as the water in them instantly boils. Than cauterise the wound tract.

    • @jordanknight2243
      @jordanknight2243 Год назад +16

      Darth Maul got violently bisected and survived… 🤣🤣🤣. Sabine just got stabbed in one of her lungs. It’s all fiction I guess 🤷🏽‍♂️

  • @kingdomrains
    @kingdomrains Год назад +99

    Nothing says good writing like traveling across the galaxy to find the only woman who can solve a rubix cube that only has one colour

    • @EdeDizon
      @EdeDizon Год назад +3

      she most likely wasn't the only one, but she had the most motivation to do so out of the whole galaxy.

    • @HerculesBallsInc
      @HerculesBallsInc Год назад +2

      One that could have been brute-forced in about five minutes if anyone had bothered to try.

    • @EdeDizon
      @EdeDizon Год назад

      @@HerculesBallsInc you just justified why Ahsoka brought it to Sabine "had bothered to try."

    • @HerculesBallsInc
      @HerculesBallsInc Год назад +1

      @@EdeDizon What you just said doesn't make a lick of sense. I was referring to 'brute forcing', a tactic involving trying every combination without any knowledge of how the puzzle works, clues, or whatnot. From the appearance of the puzzle, she could have done this by the time her ship hit orbit... much less visited the general's location... much less brought it to Sabine who had virtually zero skills to recommend her for the task.

    • @reverendbluejeans1748
      @reverendbluejeans1748 Месяц назад

      Seems a good movie to me.

  • @thelaughingrouge
    @thelaughingrouge Год назад +3531

    If you told me "Stoic" was the definitive character trait of Asoka I'd tell you you didn't watch Clone Wars.

    • @AshCosgrove
      @AshCosgrove Год назад +443

      I didn't know "stoic" meant just constantly having a scowl on your face AT ALL TIMES. Excellent character direction and facial acting from the directors and actors.

    • @stevegt2682
      @stevegt2682 Год назад +425

      They think the scowling and smirking makes them look cool and tough.

    • @mattgolka6266
      @mattgolka6266 Год назад +93

      Did you watch rebels? She was stoic

    • @John-Doe-Yo
      @John-Doe-Yo Год назад +323

      @@mattgolka6266do you know the definition of stoic? Because she certainly was not stoic.

    • @iriptide2499
      @iriptide2499 Год назад +114

      She’s also like 30 years older than she was in CW

  • @datstift610
    @datstift610 Год назад +65

    It's the reality check that many people needed who were seriously thinking turning Disney was EVER a good move.

  • @jorymo76
    @jorymo76 Год назад +387

    I get more enjoyment watching these breakdowns than any movies nowadays. Thank you

    • @derekfcc
      @derekfcc Год назад +9

      Lol, I completely stopped watching the movies and shows.

    • @Rughead12319
      @Rughead12319 Год назад +2

      @@derekfcc so the people who wrote this garbage are out on strike? STAY OUT

    • @blech71
      @blech71 Год назад +1

      Agreed 👍🏽

    • @thephatalien
      @thephatalien Год назад +1

      True that

    • @straydogfreedom7795
      @straydogfreedom7795 Год назад +1

      I anticipate a new Mauler video way more than any film that's come out in the last 10 years

  • @homi1001
    @homi1001 Год назад +2644

    The "Barely an inconvenience" -bit was so on point. We all know lightsabers cant kill people in Disney Star Wars

    • @raulgobato417
      @raulgobato417 Год назад +29

      My man... did you forget about spider maul ?
      And even then, the stab was in the intestine and she received medical attention immediately (different from what happened in the kenobi show)

    • @slaapliedje
      @slaapliedje Год назад +119

      ​@@raulgobato417my understanding was that George Lucas hated that they brought Maul back. I thought Spider Maul wast pretty cool looking though and did like how Maul finally met his end. But it does go to show the newer writers do not have the talent to create new characters.

    • @haku7335
      @haku7335 Год назад +77

      ​​@@slaapliedje when looking at the old sith mauls surviving made kinda "sense".
      It was unexpected, but could be explained.
      Just like the stab on sabine with instant treatment was KINDA survivable ( WHYEVER the antagonist just decided to NOT stab her correctly in the middle or the heart or twice or slice her head of or make sure she dies). Reva and the grandinquisitors surviving is a fucking hatecrime tho.

    • @Urban_atelierbyabe
      @Urban_atelierbyabe Год назад +23

      Rip quigon Jin 😂😂😂

    • @curlyfried3117
      @curlyfried3117 Год назад +15

      Unless you’re Han Solo

  • @AllanTidgwell
    @AllanTidgwell Год назад +47

    "I'm a general. Nothing is classified to me"
    Well, the writer just showed they don't understand how Military Intelligence (or any form of intelligence) works. Even generals are kept from information on a "need to know" basis. They need to know more, but even a general is viewed as a potential security breach
    I bet this writer doesn't even know there are different ranks of general

    • @cwjackowitz
      @cwjackowitz Год назад +4

      My thoughts exactly! Like, all generals get to know all things is exactly what someone who loathes the military would think.

    • @HerculesBallsInc
      @HerculesBallsInc Год назад +3

      I took that line as meaning, 'I don't have clearance because I'm too stupid to know I don't have clearance'.

  • @Karl_xll
    @Karl_xll Год назад +16

    "The force is female" what will they do make the og trilogy not cannon?! WAIT NO DISNEY DONT SEE THIS

  • @bfwebster
    @bfwebster Год назад +718

    Can someone keep a count as to how many times Ahsoka crosses her arms and looks thoughtful? 😅

    • @PaulCashman
      @PaulCashman Год назад +62

      It's the Ahsoka Drinking Game -- whenever she scowls or crosses her arms, take a slug of your favorite adult beverage!

    • @baldipsh
      @baldipsh Год назад +25

      wow it’s almost like that’s her signature pose since the clown wars 😱 Istg sometimes Star Wars fans complain about the dumbest shit

    • @HerculesBallsInc
      @HerculesBallsInc Год назад +32

      Thoghtful? No. Constipated? Yes.

    • @infinitydreamzz
      @infinitydreamzz Год назад +17

      Why waste even one second watching this.. ?

    • @baldipsh
      @baldipsh Год назад +6

      @@infinitydreamzz cuz Ashoka’s an amazing character

  • @LordDarthSmyth
    @LordDarthSmyth Год назад +63

    It's amazing that so many Jedi have succumbed to lesser lightsaber wounds than Sabine. Just shows how powerful she is.
    Ugh.

  • @jackuber7358
    @jackuber7358 Год назад +507

    I think your montage of lightsaber impalements and "recoveries" featuring Ryan George's iconic "it was barely an inconvenience" meme was hysterical while remaining totally on point. My compliments to the chef.

    • @projektkobra2247
      @projektkobra2247 Год назад +39

      Wow Wow Wow Wow...............Wow.

    • @CrazyMateoLoco
      @CrazyMateoLoco Год назад +10

      I came here looking for this comment LUL

    • @Dolcedecorgi4231
      @Dolcedecorgi4231 Год назад +24

      Characters not dying from wounds when they totally should is tight!

    • @noway3202
      @noway3202 Год назад +27

      @@Dolcedecorgi4231 I'm gonna need you to get ALLLLLL the way off my back about characters not dying

    • @Marin3r101
      @Marin3r101 Год назад +3

      Compliment?

  • @treewisps4085
    @treewisps4085 Год назад +38

    i always find it funny that the Robots have more personality / emotions then the people (Rogue One, Ahsoka)

    • @Viilap
      @Viilap 11 месяцев назад +1

      Lmao

    • @LightsaberGoBrrrrrr
      @LightsaberGoBrrrrrr 11 месяцев назад +4

      Hey hey now, rogue one is the best thing Disney has done so far. Let’s not get crazy here 😢

  • @ThelcarusWing
    @ThelcarusWing Год назад +164

    There is nothing I hate more about this show than how they've changed Ahsoka's character to the point that she's unrecognizable. In the clone wars, her character develops a lot, going from a arrogant and naive padawan to a capable and dependable leader with a more mature understanding of the world. BUT, even if she changed a lot, her core character remained the same. Ahsoka always cared too much. Once she believed in something, very little could be done to change that and only those she truly respected and cared for could influence her. Ahsoka could easily be described as impulsive, stubborn, and impatient. She is also very compassionate (often to a fault), extremely intelligent, incredibly resourceful, and able to consistently make good judgement calls. Ahsoka in the animated series demanded attention while she was on screen because her core character traits often put her at odds with the rigid structure of the world, and interesting conflict often resulted from it. This Ahsoka in the live action is just boring. She has none of the personality of the old one, none of the sarcastic remarks, none of the overt compassion, essentially just nothing that makes the character who she is. She's just stoick and uncaring of the world around her. Some might argue that she's changed due to her age but I disagree. She already had two major time skips in both the clone wars and rebels in which she aged and changed, but the key parts of her character remained the same. The live action completely fails to do justice to her character.

    • @RogueSpartan56
      @RogueSpartan56 Год назад +31

      It's crazy that you know the character better than the person who created her... You should try to reach out to Filoni and give him some pointers on her...

    • @davidfrederiksen3185
      @davidfrederiksen3185 Год назад +4

      Well my theory is that wee will get this back when she has overcome her past. For now she is just hiding by doing save the galaxy stuff

    • @Psyfi85
      @Psyfi85 Год назад +1

      @@davidfrederiksen3185long as the focus stays on her and not “padawan” Sabine nonsense. But..

    • @blakjewellio1407
      @blakjewellio1407 Год назад +7

      Changing her character, you mean by developing it overtime since the clone wars

    • @davidfrederiksen3185
      @davidfrederiksen3185 Год назад +1

      @@Psyfi85 well they had to establish something. And don't you think it makes sense for ahsoka to spend time on her Padawan like we did with her and Anakin in the Clone wars

  • @draxrdax7321
    @draxrdax7321 Год назад +28

    Star Wars is dead, this is just Disney playing around with its corpse and telling people "See? It still moves! It's alive and healthy!"

    • @Gunleaver
      @Gunleaver 9 дней назад

      Dave Gimloni: "It's got MAH AXE embedded in its NERVOUS SYSTEM!"

  • @antonnym214
    @antonnym214 Год назад +126

    The black stormtrooper with Mickey ears was priceless! AND, I dare add; also the best CGI we've seen from Star Wars in a while.

    • @happychappy492
      @happychappy492 Год назад +3

      Yeah I loved that bit had me in hysterics

    • @AvengerII
      @AvengerII Год назад +1

      @2:15 -- You will NEVER unwatch those ears! Finn can't catch a break! 😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂

    • @AvengerII
      @AvengerII Год назад +1

      PS -- I did a screen capture of that moment. It's iconic and so memeable!
      That's the only thing that's good about Disney Warz. You can always meme its supreme sh!tt!ne$$!

  • @croaton07
    @croaton07 Год назад +42

    The worst part of all of this, is the cast of the new movies, including the old cast, approved of all of this. It shows how crazy the influence of the she-verse is.

    • @blitz3d447
      @blitz3d447 Год назад +5

      as mr crabs would say "MONEY"

  • @HeisenbergFam
    @HeisenbergFam Год назад +54

    Description: "Star Wars cant be saved" truer words have never been spoken

  • @drpepper998
    @drpepper998 Год назад +99

    Best discription ever. "Who doesn't want to watch a bunch of bland women impersonating stoic men in search of balls." If I wasn't already a subscriber, I would subscribe just for that statement.

  • @DOSHIELD
    @DOSHIELD Год назад +251

    The intro was brilliant. Like someone said last week on this channel, the RUclipsrs are the ones who make these corporate “entertainment products” actually entertaining.

  • @ramasseum2590
    @ramasseum2590 Год назад +304

    When Haiden showed up in the show, I was surprised to remember what acting really looks like

    • @ckmoore101
      @ckmoore101 Год назад +12

      David Tennent probably does the best acting of all, and he is voice only.
      Ray was pretty good, but hardly enough content.

    • @jdub8925
      @jdub8925 Год назад +31

      Loooool this exact comment sums up to the toxic Star Wars Fandom. You can remember every bit of cannon, but conveintly forget about how much fans absolute shit on Hayden in the Prequels for his acting.

    • @Doyledeth
      @Doyledeth Год назад +2

      @@Bendertherobot69420 "Huur durr, my views are the force is female dur hur I'm a drone."

    • @lupomena
      @lupomena Год назад +8

      Hayden can't act either, hes just better than the shows trash actors

    • @angerami77
      @angerami77 Год назад

      ​@@lupomenaHe can

  • @malex2200
    @malex2200 Год назад +62

    It melted through Blast Doors in Episode 1. That kind of heat from a lightsaber would turn your insides into molten jelly.

    • @goffokfm6821
      @goffokfm6821 Год назад +4

      That kind of heat and light would burn your cornea, the hilt, and your skin. Are you starting to see the problem with trying to attribute realism to lightsabers?

    • @akogunkelvin1476
      @akogunkelvin1476 Год назад +13

      @@goffokfm6821 That's besides the point. The point is about getting "pierced" through with one. Stop trying to rationalize that bullshit

    • @goffokfm6821
      @goffokfm6821 Год назад +3

      ​@@akogunkelvin1476 Man, where were all of you when Starkiller got it through the back and thrown out into space, and was just fine. Or what about Kyle Katarn. Mace Windu. The untreated burn victim Darth Vader. Would you like me to go on. I have plenty of examples of old EU Star Wars characters surviving things they shouldn’t. There are plenty of things about this show to criticize. Trying to criticize Disney by using a problem that’s existed in Star Wars long before Disney bought it, is probably not the path to go down.

    • @Ruylopez778
      @Ruylopez778 Год назад +1

      @@goffokfm6821 Exactly. In the same movie it 'melted through blast doors' Qui-Gon was also able to survive for several minutes with his apparently melted internal organs. There's a lot of things to criticise from modern day Disney (not just the Lucasfilm stuff, either) but the degree of desperate exaggeration that people pretend is 'fact' or 'logic' when it amounts to cherrypicking a lot of the time, is really depressing from the point of view of making coherent arguments. Anyone have a problem with Luke's plot armor in ANH or ESB, or his force kick in ROTJ? Nope, that doesn't count....

    • @BigPuddin
      @BigPuddin Год назад +5

      ​@@goffokfm6821No. Kyber crystals envelope the "blade" in a Force sheathe that controls the ambient heat, only bypassing this mechanism when said blade passes through a material. I.e. being stabbed and/or slashed with it. In universe, you could hold the blade an inch away from someone's face, and it wouldn't do anything. It's a lance of pure plasma that tempered by space magic voodoo to make it more controllable to the user. Otherwise, it would be a horrendously ineffectual weapon. I'm not even a SW fan, and I know this. Why are you attempting to ship for Disney? Being stabbed in the gut with a lightsaber has always been a death sentence in the franchise. You got a superheated plasma blade concentrated in one narrow strip causing a localized steam explosion in your internal organs. It's why all the protagonists were never stabbed with a lightsaber. Even their plot armor wouldn't help with that. Next you'll try to justify Disney bringing back characters that were beheaded with lightsabers.

  • @GreyWolfLeaderTW
    @GreyWolfLeaderTW Год назад +129

    I distinctly remember in 2012 being off-put at the idea of Disney owning Star Wars. I couldn't put my finger on why at the time, but I thought it didn't make sense (and didn't feel right) to have the Walt Disney company be put in charge of the franchise and making creative decisions regarding it, and my worst fears were confirmed with the announcement that the Expanded Universe was basically canceled.

    • @gapperx9068
      @gapperx9068 Год назад +2

      And now ya know

    • @bperez8656
      @bperez8656 Год назад

      Disney has to be owned by globalist socialist American exceptionalism destroying George Soros.

    • @Jamyes9909
      @Jamyes9909 Год назад +5

      You were all like "I've got a bad feeling about this".

    • @jonathanschubert9052
      @jonathanschubert9052 Год назад +9

      You wouldn't let Roddenberry write Star Wars. You wouldn't let Lucas write Star Trek. Why would you let Abrahms write both?

    • @jeffersonadams8711
      @jeffersonadams8711 Год назад +3

      All right, this "I knew it was gonna turn out bad from the very beginning; I'm so much smarter than everyone!" is getting kinda cringe-inducing to read every time someone makes a new video about Star Wars.
      I distinctly remember almost _everyone_ praising the 2015 Star Wars movie in the weeks after it came out; people said their entire theater stood up and cheered at the end; people saying they had tears in their eyes because "After the disastrous prequel trilogy almost ruined Star Wars, we _finally_ have a good Star Wars movie!" Fans were even mocking Lucas when he publicly said the new film "didn't do anything original" by saying things like "Not enough pointless aliens firing off blasters in the background for your liking, eh George?"
      Let's just admit we were wrong and stop pretending we were all on one side and Disney was on the other from the beginning, because that's certainly not how I remember it. The heated criticism only started after the second movie, and then suddenly everyone started acting like they were _never_ fans of the first one. Suuuure.

  • @roadscholarwarrior
    @roadscholarwarrior Год назад +303

    Haha! I absolutely love your work.! The Force is Female was always an easily predictable fail. The Force wasn’t male.. it was just the Force. I’m so so tired of these agendas. It literally ruins everything.

    • @raulgobato417
      @raulgobato417 Год назад +11

      I am really not understand this critics to the show (specially after watching clone wars and rebels). We literally have Baylan Skoll as a fallen jedi (and Master of Shin hati), the slow pace IS a core aspect of Star Wars, and Ahsoka/Sabine conflicts can be based on rebels (hidden potential in Sabine to use the force). People talk about agendas and they start to see it everywhere

    • @dio8450
      @dio8450 Год назад +8

      Did you expect Ahsoka to undergo a sex change or something? Like what criticism is this even? Out of the mixed gender rebel cast 1 male is dead and 1 male is missing, gee wonder why we have 3 females left? So weird, must be an agenda................

    • @roadscholarwarrior
      @roadscholarwarrior Год назад +24

      @@raulgobato417 I personally don’t mind a slow pace when it leads somewhere. But I wasn’t criticizing this show in particular. My issue is with Disney Star Wars in general. But if anyone would say there hasn’t been any obvious agenda in Disney Star Wars then that would be ridiculous.

    • @haku7335
      @haku7335 Год назад +13

      ​@@dio8450 writing a show with 3 women as maincast, who ALL do not show ANY emotions at all is not how writing works. They just wrote 3 women as the main cast and were like: i did my job. The
      Diversity in the maincast everyones been crying about isnt given, emotions arent given, character devlopment will hopefully come, but im not to sure it will even come.

    • @briantrent1155
      @briantrent1155 Год назад +8

      Remember Ashoka turned down training Grogu who has loads of force.
      And instead is training a female who has no force abilities whatsoever

  • @yearofthegarden
    @yearofthegarden Год назад +148

    My favorite part is how unathletic ashoka's actor obviously is based on her sluggish run and fighting finesse. It sets the bar low

    • @bloodybones8783
      @bloodybones8783 Год назад +10

      omg shes like a granny why cant they get a double

    • @namgreb9063
      @namgreb9063 Год назад +3

      @@bloodybones8783 I'm sure you two are at your peaks physically.

    • @bloodybones8783
      @bloodybones8783 Год назад +23

      @@namgreb9063 yea im a slug. that fact doesn't make her any less of a slug too. what's your point?

    • @dennisp.2147
      @dennisp.2147 Год назад +14

      @@namgreb9063 They likely aren't getting paid millions of dollars to portray a former Jedi. What you've just done is called the Tu Quoque fallacy.

    • @namgreb9063
      @namgreb9063 Год назад

      @@dennisp.2147 Oh boy I think I just found the fattest neck beard here.

  • @jonslade17
    @jonslade17 Год назад +672

    All I learned about Ahsoka is that she's really good at crossing her arms and not emoting

    • @strax0997
      @strax0997 Год назад +3

      Brother what did u exšets from her? To laugh and shit?

    • @unknownentity8489
      @unknownentity8489 Год назад +43

      To be fair, crossing her arms was something she did often back in the Clone Wars. It was something of a habit she had. However, the lack of emotion, definitely not so much.

    • @davidmays8974
      @davidmays8974 Год назад +6

      It can easily be said that her experiences throughout the clone wars and the rule of the empire developed her into this character, but without us seeing that or having something to have such well established, it will just feel like her character was auto-swapped with another personality. It's not a complete deviation from her original self, and compliments her quite well, but, there are its flaws.

    • @strax0997
      @strax0997 Год назад +3

      @@unknownentity8489 acting is ok with ahsoka, however i can't say the same for Sabine

    • @canebro1
      @canebro1 Год назад +13

      @@unknownentity8489 Exactly, she was impulsive and passionate, the opposite of her current emotionless stoicism.

  • @Amocoru
    @Amocoru Год назад +3450

    These writers think they deserve a raise. Never forget that.

    • @davidfrederiksen3185
      @davidfrederiksen3185 Год назад +60

      You dont think the greedy mega corp should give more to the people

    • @squishy3248
      @squishy3248 Год назад +371

      @@davidfrederiksen3185I don’t think either deserves it, which is why we need to collectively stop giving them our money

    • @Skullbrothers
      @Skullbrothers Год назад +57

      thats a stupid take.
      imagine not being able to aford rent on such a rentable business. You would be pissed too.

    • @whitewolf55673
      @whitewolf55673 Год назад +130

      ​@@davidfrederiksen3185
      Nice framing.
      But that wasn't the point.

    • @juanpablosaenz9037
      @juanpablosaenz9037 Год назад +66

      ​@@SkullbrothersI should be a millionaire and travel the world yet I am watching this in my break at the office on a Sunday...

  • @billybadass3056
    @billybadass3056 Год назад +1697

    *Greatest Opening for a Star Wars Movie or Series EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

    • @ruffnreddy
      @ruffnreddy Год назад +18

      That music was inspired.

    • @ParkMind
      @ParkMind Год назад +5

      Actually? Maybe because I didn’t watch rebels but I thought it was sort of sucked compared to other Star Wars shows. Why did you like it

    • @billybadass3056
      @billybadass3056 Год назад +18

      @@ParkMind .....
      do you really think i'm talking about the actual show?

    • @golden1_1dragon12
      @golden1_1dragon12 Год назад +4

      Still missing a sick intro mucic like clone wars n Star Wars ontro

    • @billybadass3056
      @billybadass3056 Год назад +4

      @@ruffnreddy I spent like 15 mins just watching the scroll and those two b's looking at each other over and over again 🤣🤣 I literally cried

  • @ginamcgrath1843
    @ginamcgrath1843 Год назад +40

    Husband and I watched a couple more episodes last night made to episode 6. He kept saying you know they do alot of just standing around staring. 😂😂 now I can't stop noticing it how much standing doing nothing they all do

    • @redhorse6652
      @redhorse6652 4 месяца назад

      Men are too easy. The validation of the Female gaze is everything. But if the characters said "I'm happy with a well adjusted family' there would be no show.

  • @Sousabird
    @Sousabird Год назад +1511

    If you told me as a kid that when I was grown up, we'd be getting Star Wars content all the time, I'd have been ecstatic.
    Jokes on you 8 year old me.

    • @SedriqMiers
      @SedriqMiers Год назад +95

      Another example of why quality supersedes quantity.

    • @gridley
      @gridley Год назад +19

      Gary's overview of Ashoka is hilarious. I sure wish he was a major adviser/executive at Lucasfilm/Disney.

    • @mikkelnpetersen
      @mikkelnpetersen Год назад +7

      But what if you had also been told that "99% of it willl be sh*t"?

    • @ctakitimu
      @ctakitimu Год назад +18

      I'm imagining Nelson Mintz from The Simpsons pointing at 8 year old Sousabird "Ha ha!"

    • @rickwj324
      @rickwj324 Год назад +58

      Agreed! If you had told me 10 years ago that I would eventually hate DC, Marvel, Star Wars, and nearly every scifi franchise I've spent nearly 50 years worshipping I would've said you are crazy! Yet, here we are.

  • @louashfield5902
    @louashfield5902 Год назад +379

    *_"...a girl-boss needs to find another girl-boss to find the secret of the balls."_*
    This line is GOLD 🤣

    • @cbspock1701
      @cbspock1701 Год назад +1

      Yeah that was funny

    • @norpriest521
      @norpriest521 Год назад

      @@cbspock1701
      shit was cringe

    • @davidmays8974
      @davidmays8974 Год назад +9

      Politics has nothing to do with this so I've got no idea why people are trying to inject it into the show.

    • @joel5135
      @joel5135 Год назад +11

      ​@@davidmays8974they are just sad incels

    • @MyZ001
      @MyZ001 Год назад +24

      @@joel5135So, people are incels cause they're tired of getting "standard boring girl boss character" shoe-horned into almost every role or franchise?
      Or, maybe you could have an actual argument besides a knee-jerk "oh, they're incels cause they don't like girl characters" that the extreme liberals have subtly brainwashed you into thinking, as a way to dismiss the criticism about their agenda pushing.

  • @glados4765
    @glados4765 Год назад +114

    This show is real. The writers actually put that out there and patted each other on the back for a job well done then went on strike to demand more money for doing such a good job.

    • @shailonnoelle7175
      @shailonnoelle7175 Год назад +8

      They're propagandist artists

    • @harbl99
      @harbl99 Год назад +8

      Feloni is getting paid to play on camera with his action figures, including his custom waifu one.

    • @Bosch_Bosch
      @Bosch_Bosch Год назад

      @@harbl99love the spelling 😂

  • @aceofhearts573
    @aceofhearts573 Год назад +137

    Imagine being a Disney exec and Kathleen tells you she will take Star Wars, ruin all the old characters and turn it into a female centric scifi IP...and thr Disney exec is like "that makes perfect sense". Glad everything crashed and burned.

    • @60iger29
      @60iger29 Год назад +10

      If this is everything you are worried about than you are missing one of the best series with two of the best characters created desite the originals (thrawn and ashoka). God, how I hate you wannebe fans spitting your poison in this commmunity. Disney made many mistakes but they also gave us Mandalorian, Andor, Rebels, Rogue One and now Ashoka. You incels should stick to reddit. You are blinded by your hate.

    • @iskaroth
      @iskaroth Год назад +16

      ​@@60iger29 And you should stick to tumblr. "God, how I hate you wannebe fans" > "You are blinded by your hate." lol.

    • @robbirob825
      @robbirob825 Год назад +4

      Everyone there is just a Yes man or Yes woman, thats how kathleen got the job even.

    • @SwissCheeze5567
      @SwissCheeze5567 Год назад +1

      I think you need to do research and understand that Kathleen ain’t got shit to do with the movies all she does is help hire talent get mad at the writers if you’re upset and quit mindlessly listening to far right youtubers whonuse star wars as an excuse to mask their misogyny

    • @veryangryduckpl2122
      @veryangryduckpl2122 Год назад +3

      ​@@60iger29Nice argument senator, unfortunately you have written desite

  • @praiza1481
    @praiza1481 Год назад +173

    1. Why does a thousand years old map shows the location of Thrawn?
    2. How does Thrawn communicate to Morgan through the Force despite not being a Force user himself?
    3. Can the Force actually transmit messages from galaxies to galaxies now?
    4. What happened to Hera's kid? Where are Kallus and Zeb?
    5. Why did Sabine bailed on a ceremony honoring the sacrifices of her friends?
    6. Since when is Morgan a Witch of Dathomir? She certainly wasn't in the second season of Mando.
    7. Since when do the Witches of Dathomir expand on other planets? They seemed content to rule over Dathomir only before.
    8. Which previously genocided group will have the most survivors in 5 years, the Jedi or the Witches?
    9. Was Huyang, a droid who as was shown in the show is able to recognize patterns, truly unable to find the key to open the orb from the scan of the temple?
    10. Why was the key to open the orb drawn with the layout of the temple in the first place? Isn't that thing locked for a reason?
    11. What the fuck is the New Republic doing once again? Even if they believe Thrawn to be dead, couldn't Hera at least mobilize a few of her own forces since, you know, SHE'S A GENERAL.
    12. Why did the droid stick around in Sabine's apartment when it could have either fucked off to the savanna or simply blown itself up since its mission was accomplished?
    13. Why was the manufacturer indicated in its memory? We know from previous SW content such as Kotor that assassin droid, especially the HK ones, do NOT have such things in their memories. It's Assassin 101.
    14. Why was an assassin droid manufactured on Corellia, in a ship yard?
    15. Why did Hera felt the need to describe Corellia as ''the New Republic ship yard" when it's a very well-known place in the SW universe, just as much as New York, Paris or Tokyo in ours?
    I'm sure we could find dozens more of plot holes. Unfortunately, I'm not an eldritch god, I lack the strength.

    • @Brinx01
      @Brinx01 Год назад +17

      I haven't thought about anything Star Wars in a positive light for quite a while, so I thought I'd have some fun with this. Don't take any of my explanations as being an endorsement of any of the social or political messages which seem to be forming in this and other Disney related media.
      1. Why does a thousand years old map shows the location of Thrawn?
      At least so far it shows the location of a gateway to a distant galaxy where Thrawn is rumored to be. I don't think it's supposed to be an ancient Thrawn GPS.
      2. How does Thrawn communicate to Morgan through the Force despite not being a Force user himself?
      Perhaps this has something to do with Ezra. Maybe he's using the Imperial search for a new leader to hitch a ride home.
      3. Can the Force actually transmit messages from galaxies to galaxies now?
      I would assume the Force can connect minds across anywhere in the universe at will. Physical distance does not matter in the mind.
      4. What happened to Hera's kid? Where are Kallus and Zeb?
      Hopefully these questions will have meaningful and satisfactory answers in the show.
      5. Why did Sabine bailed on a ceremony honoring the sacrifices of her friends?
      She said it in the show, because not all of the people being honored were there and she was visibly sad about that.
      6. Since when is Morgan a Witch of Dathomir? She certainly wasn't in the second season of Mando.
      Maybe she was all along, or maybe they retconned it because they liked working with the actress.
      7. Since when do the Witches of Dathomir expand on other planets? They seemed content to rule over Dathomir only before.
      They said this was centuries ago, so they may have suffered great losses in the past which led to them being content to remain on Dathomir.
      8. Which previously genocided group will have the most survivors in 5 years, the Jedi or the Witches?
      The Jedi Witches of course.
      9. Was Huyang, a droid who as was shown in the show is able to recognize patterns, truly unable to find the key to open the orb from the scan of the temple?
      Droids focus on symbols. They lack inspirational thinking.
      10. Why was the key to open the orb drawn with the layout of the temple in the first place? Isn't that thing locked for a reason?
      They assumed it was "locked" because they didn't fully understand it, but it may have just been misaligned due to someone who used it previously.
      11. What the fuck is the New Republic doing once again? Even if they believe Thrawn to be dead, couldn't Hera at least mobilize a few of her own forces since, you know, SHE'S A GENERAL.
      The New Republic seems very dysfunctional as an organization. I think they took the name of the Republic to give themselves an air of credibility, but it is being proven over and over again that the Republic is truly gone and what remains is merely Republic in name only.
      12. Why did the droid stick around in Sabine's apartment when it could have either fucked off to the savanna or simply blown itself up since its mission was accomplished?
      At this point in time this seems like a plot convenience, but maybe we'll see something else in the future.
      13. Why was the manufacturer indicated in its memory? We know from previous SW content such as Kotor that assassin droid, especially the HK ones, do NOT have such things in their memories. It's Assassin 101.
      I don't think they said it was the manufacturer, just the droids point of origin for that mission.
      14. Why was an assassin droid manufactured on Corellia, in a ship yard?
      Again I don't think it was manufactured on Corellia, just repurposed there.
      15. Why did Hera felt the need to describe Corellia as ''the New Republic ship yard" when it's a very well-known place in the SW universe, just as much as New York, Paris or Tokyo in ours?
      Did she call Corellia that or did she refer to a specific place on Corellia as the New Republic ship Yard?

    • @karegairegi9071
      @karegairegi9071 Год назад +4

      @@Brinx01 ~ The both of you are sick.

    • @Commanderstevo
      @Commanderstevo Год назад +6

      1. It shows lots of locations, not just thrawns.
      2. Dathomir witch magic is wack yo.
      3. Dunno if witch magic is the force.
      4. Hasn't been brought up yet, could be in school? No idea about kallus, but zeb is flying x wings for the new republic.
      5. Depressed? Anxious public speaker? Didn't want to be the center of attention? Didn't want to be a poster girl? Take your pick there are plenty of reasons.
      6. Sometimes people conceal their identities, especially when they are committing ecocide. It can be smart to hold your cards close to the chest.
      7. The witches ancestors, it was implied. So long time ago.
      8. Jedi
      9. Lightsaber patterns from memory sure. Was he ever shown as being really good at maps?
      10. Probably worked better in ancient times.
      11. That's not typically how militaries work in a Republic...
      12. To assassinate
      13. That's usually why they self destruct.
      14. Cause it was done under the table by imperials in hiding.
      15. Could have just been thinking out loud due to surprise, if someone said something shocking about Washington DC someone might follow up with, the capital??

    • @simonl1135
      @simonl1135 Год назад +7

      @praiza1481 the answer to each of those is "nobody knows, nobody cares" (regarding people who "worked" on this)

    • @middlesiderrider
      @middlesiderrider Год назад

      ​@@Brinx01damn, I felt #11.
      IRL, for real, in this Republic that I pledged allegiance to so many times when I was a child

  • @greghannibal
    @greghannibal Год назад +258

    Waiting to see what they do to Thrawn is like waiting to see if a beloved family member survived a difficult, risky surgery with a high failure rate.

    • @RosarioMorgan
      @RosarioMorgan Год назад +49

      Once they find Thrawn, they will send a fleet of space bombers to destroy his capital ship. Only the bombers with male pilots are shot down in the process. The female pilots drop their bomb loads killing Thrawn and expose his more evil twin sister who vows revenge on the Republic.

    • @WarGhoulKharas
      @WarGhoulKharas Год назад +13

      "He's dead, Jim."

    • @dennismoore1116
      @dennismoore1116 Год назад +10

      No, you would have hope for the surgery. There is no hope here. The original Star Wars movies was A New Hope. Hope did not survive.

    • @RiceDaddy07
      @RiceDaddy07 Год назад +3

      You do know that the same guy that made Thrawn on Rebels is the same guy who is making Ahsoka.

    • @DixonsCider
      @DixonsCider Год назад

      They've already used thrawn in rebels. And totally murderised him into a retard.

  • @Dubnot
    @Dubnot Год назад +679

    This channel has saved me money for the past 3 years. Without it, I would forget Disney still has a streaming service. Thank you, truly.

    • @Kejmur
      @Kejmur Год назад +22

      I also recommend Disparu. His episode reviews and commentary on movie/TV series events are hilarious, and as snarky as Nerdrotic.

    • @nahtesalinas1917
      @nahtesalinas1917 Год назад +5

      Thanks Gary. I knew this would be a 💩 show and you just confirmed it.

    • @SickMuffens
      @SickMuffens Год назад +9

      It’s nice having others think for you huh?

    • @randommf3549
      @randommf3549 Год назад

      😂

    • @carlosdcpcg
      @carlosdcpcg Год назад +1

      Disparu?? Lol dude needs to brush his teeth.

  • @criticallard2090
    @criticallard2090 9 месяцев назад +3

    Anakin: "Hey, what's up?"
    Ahsoka: "Staring contest, master."
    Anakin: "Well would you quit it? Your creeping me out."
    *STAR WARS*

  • @mrblank-zh1xy
    @mrblank-zh1xy Год назад +45

    I love how Critical Drinkers reviews now bleed over into Gary's: "Why's that happen? Don't know!"

    • @berliner0
      @berliner0 Год назад +6

      Nah it’ll be fine 😂😂

    • @valentinegonsalves7322
      @valentinegonsalves7322 Год назад +1

      That's the kind of fan service I'm ready for. As opposed to Vadee walking up to Kenobi in the desert and saying, "So you have come to destroy me?"
      This Asoka show just made it so the Rebels are entirely idiots, and took over the Empire bases and factories but allowed Imperial loyalists to continue to work there.
      No wonder in 30 years they lost the plot despite defeating Palpatine the first time.

    • @JohnDoe-vm5rb
      @JohnDoe-vm5rb Год назад

      I will grudgingly give them the "let imperial people keep working" because of better stories like rouruni kenshin.
      For those who don't know what it is, kenshin is set just after Japan's bloody civil war, and the eponymous character is jaded inf disillusioned in part because he fought and bled and killed to change the world, only to discover that many of those people are still exactly where they were before because they're the only ones that can make the wheels turn.

  • @elonthebass6870
    @elonthebass6870 Год назад +842

    “Who doesn’t want to watch a bunch of stoic women impersonating men in search of balls?”
    I nearly died from laughter.

    • @sugestedmoore5221
      @sugestedmoore5221 Год назад +14

      😂

    • @RiceDaddy07
      @RiceDaddy07 Год назад +24

      Honestly, how should women act. Like emotional crybabies who need a man to save them? I'm not being cheeky. I really want to know how people in this audience except women to act. Give me a few lines of dialogue. I'm curious.

    • @elonthebass6870
      @elonthebass6870 Год назад +135

      @@RiceDaddy07 Women should act as women. Women wield powers and skills unique to womanhood. This show, like many others Disney defecates, simply transposes male mannerisms and masculine affectations on top of female protagonist roles, effectively confusing these characters and undermining womanhood itself.
      If I want an apple, give me an apple. Not a genetically engineered orange feigning to be an apple. And then incredulously ask when everyone is revolted by this latest Monsanto monstrosity, “well how should orange behave then?”
      Like an orange. Nothing is wrong with an orange. The apple is not better than an orange. And the orange is not better than the apple.
      Violent women can make sense and with incredible dramatic effect. But stripping women of their womanhood and portraying them as essentially masculine and manly, while all the males behave uncharacteristically incompetent, villainous and cowardly immediately exposes this racist and sexist plot.
      Why should the orange impersonate an apple? It should be the orange it is. Orange shouldn’t be Red. An orange shouldn’t be crunchy. That’s an apple’s attributes.
      An apple will always “out-apple” an orange. Let the the orange be the orange it is-we need oranges. We’d die without oranges.
      We’re not gaining anything by morphing women into men. In doing so, we altogether only lose the intrinsic majesty that is womanhood. And who will perform this essential role of womanhood? Let me guess, men will be the women now? The apples will become the oranges?
      Disney is hurting young girls. It’s teaching them that they are too emotional and that they should adopt violence early. Young girls will only feel inadequate and profoundly disconnected and utterly alienated from these absurd female roles. And they hurt young girls a second time by telling them that they don’t need men in any cooperative sense. They do. Women are a protected class in any functioning culture. Women can be women because violent men stand at the ready to protect their rights. Their fathers are their first protector, then their brothers, then their husbands and then their sons.
      Why is Disney damaging and disillusioning young girls and boys? This isn’t entertainment anymore.
      This is depraved psychological violence. This is Disney.

    • @fredmercury1314
      @fredmercury1314 Год назад +24

      @@RiceDaddy07 Yes.
      Just like real women in real life do.

    • @Cynycter
      @Cynycter Год назад +19

      @@elonthebass6870 well said.

  • @armandolimon7465
    @armandolimon7465 Год назад +68

    I appreciate honest reviews. It saves me lots of money!

    • @jjchilidogs1990
      @jjchilidogs1990 Год назад +5

      Not money More like time

    • @armandolimon7465
      @armandolimon7465 Год назад +3

      @@jjchilidogs1990 Yes, time is moar important than money at times!
      This is a fact!

    • @ricardolujan5571
      @ricardolujan5571 Год назад +2

      Money. Time. Energy
      Man, these shows are baaaad!!!

    • @discobroccoli198
      @discobroccoli198 Год назад

      You think this is an honest review??😂

  • @gloweye
    @gloweye 6 месяцев назад +3

    I loved Clone Wars Ahsoka because she was lively, emotive, and she cared.
    This series doesn't have Ahsoka.

  • @DarthEvilicus
    @DarthEvilicus Год назад +506

    “Barely an inconvenience” needs to be the mantra of Disney Wars plot contrivances

    • @philanderphillips2309
      @philanderphillips2309 Год назад +18

      Ryan!!!

    • @atrane365
      @atrane365 Год назад +16

      Hey! Imma need you to get waaaaay off KK's back on this

    • @Goth7illa
      @Goth7illa Год назад +31

      Referencing other channels more entertaining than the content they review is TIGHT!

    • @tomkerruish2982
      @tomkerruish2982 Год назад +13

      Wow wow wow... wow.

    • @1gnisA
      @1gnisA Год назад +10

      “Somehow Palpatine returned”

  • @twobirdsstonedatonce
    @twobirdsstonedatonce Год назад +52

    "Combat themed interpretive dance" had me laughing so hard my sides hurt 😂

  • @d33p79
    @d33p79 Год назад +652

    Just out of morbid curiosity, I wonder how long it's going to take for it to become financially impossible for Disney to keep putting out content that their audience doesn't want.

    • @キラキラくりくり頭
      @キラキラくりくり頭 Год назад +85

      I wonder the same thing - with an extra point. Will they address/realise the fact that they haven't been writing good stories (I mean... There are a thousand videos explaining why the story isn't working) or... will they shrug and say "well, we didn't do anything wrong. I guess people are just racist/sexist. That's it. THAT'S the reason!"

    • @SmurfKenny
      @SmurfKenny Год назад

      @@キラキラくりくり頭 Yes. The extremely strange thing about this is that if that is how they think and this is their worldview, why don't they make the material for racist/sexist people? They are supposed to deliver what customers want right? And yet they make stuff for neither this group nor the fans either, so for whom? The answer is Themselves. The woke hivemind are pure narcissists in all they do! They want to make everything about themselves. And the sooner companies like Disney realize this fact the sooner they can get rid of these useless people!

    • @TheRedHorseman1208
      @TheRedHorseman1208 Год назад +35

      They're hoping they can just keep going until people want what they make

    • @d33p79
      @d33p79 Год назад +31

      @@キラキラくりくり頭 I couldn’t agree more. They don’t seem to understand who their primary audience is. I’m not sure where they got the idea that the previous success of Star Wars/Marvel was because woke, liberal women were watching the films and buying the merchandise.

    • @davidm4566
      @davidm4566 Год назад +22

      They have done 2 company-wide rounds of layoffs in 6 months so they are already there.
      They are hemorrhaging money on all fronts from the parks to the traditional (snow white) to marvel, to star wars.
      My concern is that Ahsoka will renew interest and keep them afloat, having them change jussssttttt enough to keep making money (but start slowly pushing their narrative again).
      Or success with Ahsoka might have them completely let their guard down and go full throttle on their agenda, causing their bankruptcy faster.

  • @kingkrazy1612
    @kingkrazy1612 Год назад +3

    Remember how everyone clowned Phantom Menace? If only they knew how much worse it would get...

  • @dronesclubhighjinks
    @dronesclubhighjinks Год назад +163

    11:40 11:45 11:50 "barely an inconvenience" I'm dying 🤣🤣🤣
    "Combat-themed interpretive dance."
    The green woman has the best facial expressions of the women I've seen so far. Ahsoka looks like she is falling asleep or suppressing a yawn.
    I always forget to mention it, but I like how at the end of your videos, you always think people for watching even if they did not like it. Classy!

    • @Quorra.Agency
      @Quorra.Agency Год назад +3

      i loved the austin powers reference too!

    • @MrsMacLover
      @MrsMacLover Год назад +2

      I lost it at schnauzer 😂
      One of Nerdrotic's best videos ever.

    • @peterandjunko
      @peterandjunko Год назад +4

      I learned yesterday that the actress just married Ewan McGregor. Church lady: “How convenient!”

    • @gabrielacosta9470
      @gabrielacosta9470 Год назад +1

      Ok the grand inquisitor has an excuse since his species are born with two stomachs and it could also explain why he’s skinny in rebels

    • @joshuablevins4340
      @joshuablevins4340 Год назад

      Green Lady? Clearly not a die-hard serious Star Wars fan if you're going to call Hera from Rebels ( an already-established major player and Star Wars lore on screen), the green lady. Wow. Love you to death but any SW credibility is gone

  • @NAWAL_YT
    @NAWAL_YT Год назад +37

    I've come to the conclusion that Star Wars is, in fact, no longer for me. The OG trilogy was such a huge part of my childhood. It's a bummer that every new show seems to be made by people who actually hate me for some reason I can't explain, but that realization really has helped me to just accept that it's all about "the message" now. I did like Andor though.

    • @achaean7615
      @achaean7615 Год назад +1

      Don't give up on it yet man, andor was great, there's alot of potential for shit like that, they'll learn sooner or later that no one wants this shit

    • @Chimunculous
      @Chimunculous Год назад +1

      I hold exactly the same sentiment and also loved Andor. At least they can never take the OT from us. The Disney era has been so bad that it's even made me reassess the prequels: admittedly bad, but at least they are still George's visions.

    • @robertharper3114
      @robertharper3114 Год назад +1

      I used to love Star Wars. Now I have been made to despise it. There is no coming back from this for me. Star Wars truly is dead.

  • @ramacass108
    @ramacass108 Год назад +41

    Do they really have no ideas beyond McGuffin that lead to maps that lead to some hidden person? How many times do they think they can get away with this?

    • @alexfischer7876
      @alexfischer7876 Год назад +1

      Like Ubisoft gets away with towers... _they can get away with it pretty much forever._ And there's nothing we common people can do about that.

    • @es83stevenson88
      @es83stevenson88 Год назад +10

      I will answer your question. But first you must find the map ixidor and meet general wing wang

    • @freshrot420
      @freshrot420 Год назад

      @@es83stevenson88 I could also use ten bantha hides, please.

    • @ramacass108
      @ramacass108 Год назад +1

      @@es83stevenson88 😂

    • @ethancollins4593
      @ethancollins4593 Год назад +2

      So long as people keep watching, it will keep working

  • @strangeanimal1535
    @strangeanimal1535 Год назад +12

    They lost me when the purple haired boss chick moved in. I vote with my money. Disney ain't getting a single penny from me.

    • @christopherstein2024
      @christopherstein2024 Год назад +2

      You are doing it right! Don't spent money and time on things that you don't enjoy.

  • @Texas_Bob_210
    @Texas_Bob_210 Год назад +76

    Ahh yes, the breakdown I’ve been waiting all week for has arrived. Thank you Gary. 😂

    • @Texas_Bob_210
      @Texas_Bob_210 Год назад +1

      And yes that very cringy Top Gun knock off scene with Sabine was SO BAD!!!!

  • @SpammytheHedgehog
    @SpammytheHedgehog Год назад +79

    We were supposed to get a Star Wars: Force Unleashed 3, until Disney bought the Star Wars franchise.

    • @grunt9950
      @grunt9950 Год назад +23

      LucasArts used to be one of the best video game company and had been for almost two decades. Pretty sad.

    • @TheMaleRei
      @TheMaleRei Год назад +2

      ​@@grunt9950
      Disney wanted that sweet EA pay out for exclusive rights to Star Wars.

    • @NateTheScot
      @NateTheScot Год назад +9

      And don't forget we were supposed to get a Visceral games Boba Fett game "Star Wars 1313" led by Amy Henning which was pretty far along in development when it got shitcanned by the Disney takeover.

    • @Ntmoffi
      @Ntmoffi Год назад

      ​@@NateTheScot1313 looked like a star wars mass effect which I was excited for.

  • @the_absurd_hero
    @the_absurd_hero Год назад +166

    That shot of Carrie Fischer, Mark Hamill, and Harrison Ford had me in tears. They would never share the stage again, and I’m gutted. Disney wasted that momentous opportunity and deserve to waste away alongside the memories of the heroes they discarded!

    • @anthonyzullo
      @anthonyzullo Год назад

      A sleight none of us will forget. We're bankrupting the shit out of them. Don't fuck with nerds smh. I cannot wait for the sale and acquisition. I'm going to pour money into someone's stocks. Whoever grabs these IPs arnt gonna FUCK them up. Smh

    • @harbl99
      @harbl99 Год назад +14

      All we wanted was to see an older, wiser Han and Leia backed against the wall still trying to save the galaxy, and for Luke's Theme to kick in as the hope unlooked for arrives. That was all they had to do!

    • @alexgillis9446
      @alexgillis9446 Год назад +5

      Part of why I never went to theatres for 8 and 9.

    • @darthollpheist1156
      @darthollpheist1156 Год назад

      The worst part is, they know that they are hated and that everything they make is failing. But they don't care because one, they are selling Star Wars and mostly, Disney heads have admitted that they care more about politics than the stories. They are on record saying that they won't work with anyone that doesn't think like they do (super woke). They admit it. LOL.

  • @NoName-ym5zj
    @NoName-ym5zj Год назад +70

    10:52 - In her defense, it does make a lot of sense to kill a witness who can potentially alert authorities or give your description to them making your escape very hard and unlikely. So it was a logical move on her part to try and kill Sabine, but little did she know that Sabine had a Tier 6 plot armor.

    • @wolf310ii
      @wolf310ii Год назад +5

      Uhm, no. If she hadnt waited for Sabine to come down, Sabine couldnt give a desciption of her to anyone, all Sabine could have report was that she was attacked by droids.
      And she also left the destroyed droids behind, wich this time didnt had self destructions devices that could destroy a super star destroyer.

    • @NoName-ym5zj
      @NoName-ym5zj Год назад +1

      @@wolf310ii the problem with your logic is that it assumes that Sabine would be alive to give a description, which was not part of the plan. I don't think she waited for Sabine to come down, she waited for the droid to give her the thing and then Sabine arrived + She probably was there also in case if the droid failed and are destroyed somehow and yes it still makes sense to not start running and have Sabine on your tail, but instead kill her and leave without worrying about anyone chasing you. Sabine reporting that she was attacked by the droids who stole a very important McGuffin from her could really make things a lot more troublesome for Shin. Also, Ahsoka would also now be able to chase Shin instead of getting help for Sabine. All in all, it makes sense to kill Sabine. It is baffling though that droids can be traced to the factory they were made in, I mean if you are making assassin droids you might as well do the thing where you erase their serial number or indeed make them self-destruct or something.

    • @wolf310ii
      @wolf310ii Год назад +2

      @@NoName-ym5zj Rewatch it, she waited and she had to wait pretty long.
      Droid with ball goes in the (only) elevator, sabines knocks on the door, runs back inside to get her lightsaber, stares on it, has to wait offscreen for the elevator to come back up and go down with the elevator.
      And Blondie waits and waits and waits, just to tell Sabine that the ball is what they wanted and to give the ball back to the droid.
      Sabine nor Ashoka would even know that Blondie was there if she just left as soon as the droid came out of the elevator.
      And Ashoka already knew that droids wanted the ball, she was attacked too, remember? The only difference was, this time the droids didnt blow up half the planet, risking to destroy the ball.

    • @NoName-ym5zj
      @NoName-ym5zj Год назад +1

      @@wolf310ii it doesn't sound like she waited that long, besides she didn't know if Sabine had figured out the map, so that's another reason to kill her and I can hardly see how she'd be able to get away without a chase when Sabine lives in a middle of the desert, so a speeder driving away would probably be noticeable, although actually we have no clue how she got away, for all we know she just ... ran really fast lol. All I am saying is that there's a lot of incentive to kill Sabine, after all from Shin's point of view they are in the middle of the desert and no one is coming, so why not keep it that way instead of allowing Sabine to potentially alert authorities and again give chase to her? Don't get me wrong, this whole thing is poorly done, but there are a lot of reasons why you'd want to stick around to kill Sabine before leaving. Unless Shin can teleport. Also just rewatched that scene and I noticed she gave the map to the droid who left when he realized a ship was approaching.
      Also people sometimes do irrational things and Shin is KINDA a sith, not really, but come on ... Maybe she was impressed killer droids couldn't take out Sabine and wanted to fight, she is a warrior after all. You can argue it's stupid and endagernous the mission, but it's not like people don't do irrational things out of spite, ego or anger etc.

    • @wolf310ii
      @wolf310ii Год назад +2

      @@NoName-ym5zj If she wanted so badly kill Sabine, she could simply come up with the droids.
      And Sabine did alert the "authorities" when she missed the elevator.
      So all your point are invalid.
      Waiting for Sabine just blow up their cover.
      Waiting didnt keep Sabine from calling Ashoka and the green Twilek.
      And fighting with Sabine also give the "authorities" more time to arrive at the scene, making it even harder to escape unnoticed.

  • @RealRonTV
    @RealRonTV Год назад +91

    Your relentless attack on Ray's poodle is hysterical! As always, LOVE these reviews!

    • @2percentright
      @2percentright Год назад +3

      Which is unfortunate since she's the only attractive woman in the show

    • @RealRonTV
      @RealRonTV Год назад +3

      @@2percentright that makes it even funnier

    • @TheyWantMeGone69
      @TheyWantMeGone69 Год назад

      ​@@2percentrightand as character she's miles better than Reva.

  • @weemonk23
    @weemonk23 Год назад +140

    Bravo Gary and the editing team. This video was class! Production level A! I can't imagine how many hours of work goes into this for a 20 minute video. Way more entertaining than watching an episode of a TV series.

    • @DangerMouse62
      @DangerMouse62 Год назад +2

      My thoughts exactly. Bravo Gary, Bravo 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

    • @SubZero-hs9xc
      @SubZero-hs9xc Год назад

      Bruh
      Ok simp

  • @SpammytheHedgehog
    @SpammytheHedgehog Год назад +611

    Nothing can save Disney at this point.

    • @chrismath149
      @chrismath149 Год назад

      Communism and fascism is still around despite all the fuck-ups. I am hoping for a miracle. Maybe Disney has to default and sell Star Wars. Come on, I am waiting for a miracle. Now's the time.

    • @bkondrk
      @bkondrk Год назад +49

      And nothing *should* save Disney at this point IMO. They need to reap what they've sown completely.

    • @fredpagniello3267
      @fredpagniello3267 Год назад +25

      Why wish for its salvation? Let them sink ever so faster...so we can look forward to the fire sale.

    • @georgerafa5041
      @georgerafa5041 Год назад +6

      Deus Vult

    •  Год назад +3

      Not even the Holy Spirit.

  • @fam.r.8677
    @fam.r.8677 Год назад +6

    When Ashoka comes out of the ground to face the drones, she looked like a Power Ranger.

  • @SpammytheHedgehog
    @SpammytheHedgehog Год назад +241

    I can imagine Ahsoka leaving Disney like how she left the Jedi Order.

    • @TheDeeps6911
      @TheDeeps6911 Год назад +10

      I won't even watch the show

    • @nopejhonson958
      @nopejhonson958 Год назад +9

      to become a mechanic? after being framed for crimes?

    • @joseabreu-nn5cu
      @joseabreu-nn5cu Год назад

      STOP WATCHING THE SHOW. no one needs u the show will live on without y’all

    • @leesamardzija9165
      @leesamardzija9165 Год назад

      Or like Dylan Mulvaney left Bud Light

    • @infinitydreamzz
      @infinitydreamzz Год назад

      ​@@TheDeeps6911yeah, not bothering anymore to watch one second, not even curious

  • @albertlamar5938
    @albertlamar5938 Год назад +183

    Your commentary is INFINITELY more entertaining that the first two episodes.
    Such a shame. Disney wasted another opportunity.

    • @RiceDaddy07
      @RiceDaddy07 Год назад

      Maybe because he's saying what you want to hear? Cause nothing he says is actually true. I'm betting 90% of his audience haven't even watched any of the shows and movies he harps on as woke and believes what he says. As people who *actually do* watch these shows and movies, we know that he pulls shit out of his ass all the time. This audience doesn't fact check.

    • @sologamer-youtube
      @sologamer-youtube Год назад +1

      Star Wars Fans when a show isn’t immediately entertaining and actually takes its time 🤯🤯. Probably didn’t like Andor either

    • @alexfischer7876
      @alexfischer7876 Год назад +3

      Not even have enough patience to the see the rest of the episodes, are you?
      It's still salvageable - _6 more episodes to go._ Their "deadline" is October 3rd; after that, you can shame them all you want.
      (Wuss.)

    • @RiceDaddy07
      @RiceDaddy07 Год назад

      @@sologamer-youtube This is not the star wars crowd. This is some weird alt-right/manosphere crowd that don't watch star wars. Notice how nerdrotic just makes things up and none of his fans even bother to check if it's true?

    • @RiceDaddy07
      @RiceDaddy07 Год назад +2

      Agreed, but whether a show is woke or not woke has nothing to do with entertainment. Entertainment is based on good writing and good writing can make anything good.
      If anything, Andor is far more woke than Ahsoka. I don't think this nerdrotic audience understands what woke means. They only have a specific definiton of woke and that means "female" and sometimes "people of color".
      Let me tell you woke should mean. Woke should mean liberalism. And there's nothing more liberal than wanting to fucking rebel against the government and riot. Which is what Andor is about. Andor the wokest SW show ever. It also has women in it. Some of them, not white. GASP.@@Orion-V

  • @GammaCatch
    @GammaCatch Год назад +187

    I miss plucky snarky Ahsoka. That was what made her a good character.

    • @Littlecowardgaming
      @Littlecowardgaming Год назад +16

      I dont get the complaints, (albeit nerdrotic hasn't made many videos that isn't complaining). I would agree ahsoka is a bit too stoic, but it doesnt feel unwarranted and the show so far is entertaining.

    • @nomus1172
      @nomus1172 Год назад +7

      Though that’s what people hated about her .

    • @krisskywalker6368
      @krisskywalker6368 Год назад +7

      @@Littlecowardgamingall his content is complaining

    • @Littlecowardgaming
      @Littlecowardgaming Год назад +11

      @@krisskywalker6368 I've noticed. Honestly a bit sad to go about life spreading negativity. I understand reviewing actual bad shows that are ruined by wokeness (star wars sequels etc). But Ahsoka (so far) is just a genuinely good show (imo). But gotta find some things to complain about.

    • @Littlecowardgaming
      @Littlecowardgaming Год назад +6

      @Nachtmahr22 Suppose we'll find out. Dont see anything that's specifically bad about the first episodes. Are they 10/10? Ofc not, but I didn't react to anything that stuck out as being BAD in them. But feel free to point out something thats so bad that the show is "awful".

  • @Sayenkor
    @Sayenkor Год назад +11

    it's so fuckin SAD for me to see characters I love DESTROYED
    I love Ahsoka, she deserves a good single film!

    • @davidnielsen5695
      @davidnielsen5695 8 месяцев назад

      Me to she was my favorit in TCW. This live action Ashoka tho...😢

  • @Willie_Jones76
    @Willie_Jones76 Год назад +125

    The reviews are more entertaining than the actual Disney Star Wars TV shows and movies,for real!Well done,Gary,The Critical drinker and Disparu!🤘🤣🤣🤣

    • @ab62051
      @ab62051 Год назад +2

      I wouldn't be able to confirm that as I (somehow/perhaps deliberately) refused to go..errr somehow missed it.

    • @apollobernet
      @apollobernet Год назад

      Lol, I literally paused episode 3 to focus on watching this instead. Instead of finishing I’m going to see if I have better luck with the Mandalorian instead.

  • @m-copyright
    @m-copyright Год назад +143

    Thank God I stopped watching anything these people put out.
    Thanks Gary for saving me a lot of brain cells by not watching these shows.
    Edit. Also adding Ryan's face with him saying barely an inconvenience was gold.

    • @cyberleaderandy1
      @cyberleaderandy1 Год назад +12

      Trouble is there are a lot of people who still watch this stuff and absolutely think its amazing. Good greif

    • @davidfrederiksen3185
      @davidfrederiksen3185 Год назад +5

      ​@@cyberleaderandy1it's pretty good so far

    • @master_k5019
      @master_k5019 Год назад +4

      ​@@cyberleaderandy1I think all of this is super reactionary. Yes we know Disney is terrible and yes there are major flaws in this show. But it's not that bad. We should just work with what we have

    • @kagetsuki23
      @kagetsuki23 Год назад

      @@cyberleaderandy1 To each their own. who care about shit eaters.

    • @brightongoodwin1267
      @brightongoodwin1267 Год назад +2

      @@master_k5019 I wish I had the spare time you do

  • @powerofanime1
    @powerofanime1 Год назад +31

    I have often said that the best thing TFA did was kill any interest I had in continuing on with the franchise. I tried The Mandalorian, I tried Andor, but I don't think I'll try Ahsoka. I trusted you, Filoni! You were supposed to be the Chosen One!

    • @APsychicMonkey
      @APsychicMonkey Год назад +7

      You were supposed to save Star Wars, not shart on its corpse! 😂

    • @KD--nz4ck
      @KD--nz4ck Год назад

      Cuckloni has his balls in Kathleen Kennedy vice

    • @projektkobra2247
      @projektkobra2247 Год назад

      Never trust an Italian in a cowboy hat.

    • @valentinegonsalves7322
      @valentinegonsalves7322 Год назад +3

      Whats even worse: Much like Rogue One, Andor is written like a war movie. Not a Star Wars movie. Andor could easily have been an original show, let alone a well-written star wars show that jo one watched because the audience stopped caring four series ago.

  • @andrewphilips2457
    @andrewphilips2457 4 месяца назад +2

    Was 11 when I saw 1st SW in 77'...tapped out after Last Jedi. Never saw Rise. My 12 year old grandson has pretty much tapped out too after being a huge fan. They're losing the next generation of core fans.

  • @jubalbiggs4559
    @jubalbiggs4559 Год назад +328

    That last bit describes a lot of us. "Star Wars Fan from 1977 until The Last Jedi was released and severed all emotional attachment to the franchise". You aren't alone there.

    • @mistrfinga
      @mistrfinga Год назад

      Yes, I own all the original stuff, made costumes FOR the mouse(they outsourced the star wars weekend stuff back in the day) and got into sfx because of it. I never even watched the rise of Skywalker. I watched Mando season 1 then 2 but when the power rangers showed up on Tatooine in their shiny bright neon colored speeders on the desolate sandy planet I turned it off mid show and haven't watched anything else made. It's women acting like the very men the said were bad and hated, but when women act like it they are powerful. Yeah right, your all a bunch of single mom man-hating female dogs who cannot write anything creative and suppress your emotions to appear tough, but when you take away what makes a woman powerful, her EMOTIONS, you get stoic men. Wow imagine that...

    • @nothanks3236
      @nothanks3236 Год назад +19

      Same. I walked out of Last Jedi and audibly yelled "fuck this" leaving the theater. Haven't watched any Disney SW since.

    • @xavierm3415
      @xavierm3415 Год назад

      +1 but try Mando 1.0 & Andor @@nothanks3236

    • @DVX_BELLORVM
      @DVX_BELLORVM Год назад +11

      I wonder how many hundreds of millions of dollars Disney lost in future revenue by revolting the Star Wars fanbase with TLJ.

    • @darthstanna8011
      @darthstanna8011 Год назад +3

      Ditto

  • @manynukes11
    @manynukes11 Год назад +172

    It's crazy that a show set in a galaxy far, far away seems so influenced by 2023 identity politics

    • @master_k5019
      @master_k5019 Год назад +13

      Lol this comment is underated 😂

    • @davidfrederiksen3185
      @davidfrederiksen3185 Год назад +3

      How so and all star wars has been influenced by politics in some way

    • @marlajamison9620
      @marlajamison9620 Год назад +17

      @@davidfrederiksen3185 Nerdrotic straight up explains it in the video. Just rewatch it if you missed it.
      The most you can say that the original Star Wars was "influenced by politics" is that it is a political allegory, but even that is completely up to interpretation. What Disney is doing now is totally on the nose and extremely blatant

    • @joshuablevins4340
      @joshuablevins4340 Год назад +2

      Now this I can agree with

    • @davidfrederiksen3185
      @davidfrederiksen3185 Год назад +3

      @@marlajamison9620 no that's just straight up wrong star wars is an anti wietnam war series at least the originals it is showing america ast the empire

  • @KojoKinte
    @KojoKinte Год назад +44

    me: "i bet its gonna be hard to recover from a lightsaber stab wound"
    ahsoka: "actually its gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience."

    • @Jackson-ub1uv
      @Jackson-ub1uv Год назад +1

      This is pretty much the only time where it _is_ excusable for Sabine to survive, due to the stab wound being to the side and Sabine getting immediate medical attention. It's a shame that it happens after _several_ people survive stab wounds.

    • @russ254
      @russ254 Год назад +4

      @@Jackson-ub1uvaktwally, no one is interested in excuses

    • @commanderfluff
      @commanderfluff Год назад

      @@Jackson-ub1uv With the way the blade was left in for a couple seconds and moved around, she'd have an exit wound a foot long on her back, and her boiling internal organs should have burst out.

  • @caliburn1123
    @caliburn1123 Год назад +2

    "The force is female" also the force impregnates Anakin's mother.
    Next Disney's gonna say the force is trans.

  • @juan_martinez524
    @juan_martinez524 Год назад +44

    ahsoka's face expression always reads "I know you're talking BS but please continue".

  • @cobi_ren
    @cobi_ren Год назад +17

    So happy you put in those clips from the “Pitch Meeting,” guy. He’s become one of my favorite channels to watch

  • @darkzak47
    @darkzak47 Год назад +190

    Hmmm...if Qui Gonn can use a lightsaber to cut through a blast door in the Phantom Menace, it would be save to say that the lightsaber strike that Sabine suffered would have vaporized her liver, gallbladder and a good part of her large and small intestines. While the saber would likely cauterize any bleeding, it would likely set off a severe clotting cascade of area blood vessels, never mind going into severe shock from all the boiled and clotted blood.
    And just ask Mickey Mantle how well you can live without your liver.

    • @muznick
      @muznick Год назад +18

      If it is hot enough to melt armored steel, it would also set her on fire.

    • @drewdeluxe
      @drewdeluxe Год назад +13

      Qui-Gon died the exact same way via Darth Maul, a light saber gut shot... Not sure why Qui-Gon died but Sabine lived......

    • @onosemestefano9958
      @onosemestefano9958 Год назад +3

      You sound like a doctor, but that's the truth, actually 😂

    • @drewdeluxe
      @drewdeluxe Год назад +12

      @@onosemestefano9958 as long as I don't sound like a Disney doctor, I'll take it 👍

    • @koolaid3975
      @koolaid3975 Год назад +3

      But it’s StarWars and completely fictional.

  • @ILikePie12281
    @ILikePie12281 Год назад +5

    Just remember, someone genuinely thought that making the super important 1 of a kind map obsolete would be a good plot twist

  • @The-Shadow-Realm
    @The-Shadow-Realm Год назад +18

    I cannot believe that Disney turned the Lightsaber - one of the most powerful individual weapons in the Star Wars Universe, into a taser.
    Is Disney at this point purposefully trying to lose money?

    • @davidfrederiksen3185
      @davidfrederiksen3185 Год назад

      Almost all characters in star wars has been hit by a lightsaber and lived to tell

    • @RandoGrunt
      @RandoGrunt Год назад +2

      There’s an ample difference in a glancing wound or even a limb chopped off (and subsequently getting cybernetic replacements) than getting impailed through the chest.
      At least with Darth Maul surviving getting bisected and Anakin surviving 3 missing limbs and third degree burns can be attributed to the power of the dark side sustaining them, but still are left physical and mental wrecks until some extensive care is administered. These others who are back on their feet like nothing happened? What’s their excuse?

    • @davidfrederiksen3185
      @davidfrederiksen3185 Год назад

      @@RandoGrunt Sabine was knocked out almost instantly and had instant medical care. Reeva I can agree was stupid but Sabine was stabbed to the sight and got fast help so it would be wierd if she had died

    • @henriklarssen1331
      @henriklarssen1331 Год назад +2

      @@davidfrederiksen3185 Maybe you should google what organs do.

  • @cgsweat
    @cgsweat Год назад +203

    Everytime I become slightly curious about something Disney puts out involving Star Wars, my dumbass always has this small moment of hope. Thank you Nerdrotic for reminding us that all hope is lost when it comes to Disney.

    • @auroraforsora2433
      @auroraforsora2433 Год назад +4

      There's nothing wrong with hope and I don't know about anybody else but I still have hope for Disney because unlike some of these other RUclipsrs I don't not always have to be extremely negative when it comes to anything related to Disney I can pick out the good and the bad at the same time

    • @davidobrien2841
      @davidobrien2841 Год назад +6

      At least andor was quality.

    • @Ntmoffi
      @Ntmoffi Год назад +1

      ​@@davidobrien2841literally the only thing I've liked besides season one and two of the Mandalorian.

    • @Dragon22159
      @Dragon22159 Год назад +1

      Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.

  • @m.hoffman2889
    @m.hoffman2889 Год назад +87

    the Sabine character gave me immediate "I am a strong independant female lead with a big ego and not caring about others" after 10min, when she refused to show up at the celebration.

    • @2nd_Directorate
      @2nd_Directorate Год назад +17

      I was a bit puzzled by this and what it should express about Sabine. Because it was enormously insolent towards the gathered people there, the gouvernment officials and to the legacy of those people who fought and died for the rebellion.
      And she was even smug about it. What a likeable character we have there....

    • @davidfrederiksen3185
      @davidfrederiksen3185 Год назад

      So like very strong headed young character in fiction

    • @RiceDaddy07
      @RiceDaddy07 Год назад +13

      Sabine is like that since Rebels. It's consistent to her character. You clearly have never watched Rebels.

    • @nicbrone1846
      @nicbrone1846 Год назад +7

      I stopped watching around that time. Seen enough girl boss tropes to last a lifetime.

    • @terminater996
      @terminater996 Год назад +3

      If you watched rebels you would understand that her character has always been like this.

  • @jacksonnettleingham4990
    @jacksonnettleingham4990 8 месяцев назад +3

    Unpopular opinion: Ahsoka should have died on Malachor. As much as it pains me to say it because Ahsoka is one of my favorite characters in all of fiction, it was the perfect ending to her character arc. Her choice to honor the teachings of her friends and former Jedi teachers by both saving Ezra and Kanan while refusing to leave Anakin, regardless of all the atrocities he committed up to that point, shows the completion of her journey as a true Jedi despite claiming not to be a Jedi. Furthermore, it confirms what George said was true: as hard as Obi-Wan, his brother and master, and Ahsoka, his sister and student, tried, the only person who could save him was his son, Luke.

  • @colepeltier8472
    @colepeltier8472 Год назад +94

    Another gripe I have about these light saber impaling's that people keep surviving is that the weapon can EFFORTLESSLY slice through a person; So when someone gets stabbed like that, how awfully nice it is for the attacker to gently keep the blade straight instead of just nonchalantly moving their wrist to jerk the blade out the side of the person.

    • @NateTheScot
      @NateTheScot Год назад +28

      also it's not just a "hot sword" like they seem to think... it's literally superheated plasma that would make the internal organs explode instantly on contact due to being superheated by the blade's mere presence next to organic matter. Snoke's death may have been really stupid and cringe, but at least it showed how easy a lightsaber can cut through a person. Same with Darth Maul... But in Disney Star Wars a lightsaber to the chest/side/gut is just a mere flesh wound that can be healed with a bandaid and a kiss from mommy.

    • @GeneratedName35
      @GeneratedName35 Год назад +7

      You not gonna mention Qui gon was stabbed by Maul in the stomach and waited for Kenobi to chop Maul in half to tell Kenobi the boy must be trained he's the chosen one and then he died.

    • @battleofwills7189
      @battleofwills7189 Год назад +5

      Her clothes should have caught fire.

    • @chascoleman6689
      @chascoleman6689 Год назад +3

      I suppose the rationale is that a light saber, being a light beam of intense heat and temperature, cauterizes the wound so their blood doesn't leak out, and the intestines are able to grow back together quickly. Anatomically the Vena Cava is near this side of the spine at the back of the gut cavity. Historical note: Oswald, Pres. Kennedy's assassin, was killed later by a single bullet traversing his gut FROM ONE SIDE TO THE OTHER, because he twisted, trying to get away from the gun shot, while held by both arms by deputies. Bad luck that. A simple gut shot (like these saber stabs) going from the front to the back would have been extremely easy to survive, just a gut patch and sewing up what was nicked or penetrated inside. BUT, the side to side bullet cut both his Vena Cava (blood return channel) and the Primary Artery to the guts and legs below. This drained him of blood, which they desperately tried to refill as they tried to sew up his severed vena cava and major artery. I talked to the surgeon who did it, who also was the emergency room doctor for Pres Kennedy. Weird huh? But very true.

    • @xyreniaofcthrayn1195
      @xyreniaofcthrayn1195 Год назад

      @@NateTheScot no not how the lightsaber wound or it's healing process works. A lightsaber stab or cut cauterizes everything it touches the shield keeps 60% of extraneous heat in the saber unless turned off. most wounds that are in non vital area's can just use pre existing genetic material to repair damage, scar optional to a degree.

  • @Wheelie2077
    @Wheelie2077 Год назад +431

    Kathleen Kennedy wanted to show that women could make good entertainment. All she has done is to prove that they can't!

    • @blaze4metal
      @blaze4metal Год назад +53

      To them, it's always about self-insert power fantasies where their Mary Sue is born with all the skills they need to fight men who trained in the same art their entire lives.

    • @SagittariusAyy
      @SagittariusAyy Год назад +35

      At the very least, Kathleen is incapable of making good entertainment.

    • @DJJunkfoodJay
      @DJJunkfoodJay Год назад +20

      Imagine a female president. My God.

    • @MasterJack2
      @MasterJack2 Год назад +15

      I think they can, lots of great books are written by women. It's just that Disney keeps on hiring the worst of them based on their twitter posts.

    • @ispguy2001
      @ispguy2001 Год назад +16

      100% tired of girl boss movies and Movies from Disney in General. If I need a Start Wars kick I will watch the Original three movies 4.5.6

  • @tomsmith4169
    @tomsmith4169 Год назад +426

    I love watching these RUclips reviews instead of the actual shows. Way more entertaining

    • @Fulcrum-sf5zb
      @Fulcrum-sf5zb Год назад

      You should watch the show because these guys are grifters. It’s not woke at all. If they’d watch Clone Wars and Rebels, they’d know this. They don’t want to put in the effort, so they just call it woke because they don’t understand it. I’m as far right as it gets, but this show isn’t woke. Don’t trust these grifters who have to hate everything to make money.

    • @markanthony1208
      @markanthony1208 Год назад +15

      I agree 100% ,,, Nerdrotic and others are far more FUN to watch, and I always get a good laugh... LOL 😃

    • @firestick4991
      @firestick4991 Год назад +3

      It used to be.
      Now EVERYTHING about this is predictable.
      From the show,
      to the reactions,
      to the comments.

    • @tomsmith4169
      @tomsmith4169 Год назад +1

      @@Tolwyn better than boring predictable “Culture Industry” vomit.

    • @tomsmith4169
      @tomsmith4169 Год назад

      @@firestick4991 well…I stopped watching Disney Star Wars after Mandeloroan Season 2. Now I don’t have to suffer. Nerdrotic suffers and I get more entertaining content AND the jist of the show!

  • @FracturedPixel
    @FracturedPixel Год назад +1

    19:37 Should be "And now it is a world I **couldn't** give a shit about"

  • @theerayundar6204
    @theerayundar6204 Год назад +38

    I used to worry about spoilers but now I’m glad someone like you will trudge through this slop for me. My curiosity has been killed, thanks.

  • @connorhull9215
    @connorhull9215 Год назад +58

    What makes the gut-stab recap funnier is it's happened so many times there's actually one missing. Reva got stabbed in the gut twice and lived both times. Once when she was a child and once when she was an adult. DSW should just rebrand their shows to parodies already, they'd be more successful.

  • @medicinemanboxing3222
    @medicinemanboxing3222 Год назад +128

    😮‍💨 the state of the movie/show industry is indescribably bad. It makes it more painful knowing how many brilliant and creative minds are out there creating scripts for fictional and even non fictional shows and movies, but are rejected because of the quotas and “guidelines”.
    It’s absolutely disgusting and is obviously being done on purpose to demoralize and destroy.

    • @misanthropicattackhelicopt4148
      @misanthropicattackhelicopt4148 Год назад

      Jokes on them I don't watch any of the vomit they are putting our and they are destroying themselves while independants are taking the stage.

    • @Hybris51129
      @Hybris51129 Год назад +10

      Then there is the fan created content. The quality varies but there are some out there that I seriously think are written by professional writers.

    • @Untgrade
      @Untgrade Год назад

      So true, the real pros are of course deemed not fit to spread "the message", so they now have only the drooling cuckolds, who do anything the woke ESG scoring bigots want. Talent needs to find its way back.

    • @MrPensive
      @MrPensive Год назад

      Name two brilliant and creative minds.

    • @citeltheof
      @citeltheof Год назад

      I can agree with that. It reminds me all the time that these IPs *arent* mine. These fools can do whatever they want with their IP. I’m just no longer a fan. The Force Awakens was my last hope for Star Wars and it was just a woke reskin of a new hope. Should a called it a New Woke. Then they’d be shooting straight. But that’s not what folk like this do. I think the best advice is to create your own stuff and then promptly burn it before some ass clown comes along (this includes you) and ruins it.

  • @AlexisLopez-pb8ms
    @AlexisLopez-pb8ms Год назад +2

    Disney Star Wars makes the prequels look like a masterpiece. How many more years do we have to endure this crap.

  • @SourRobo8364
    @SourRobo8364 Год назад +20

    "Dave Filoni's blow up doll."
    That is pure comedy gold right there.

  • @flenner
    @flenner Год назад +16

    someone explain to me why a thousand-year-old map hidden in a temple of "witches" should lead to the galaxy where Admiral Thrawn is hiding?

  • @audeamus1180
    @audeamus1180 Год назад +21

    My high school teacher gf watched the first episode and it reminded her of a bad drama production whereby the kids pause after each line of dialogue waiting for the next person to speak. 😂

  • @noahpfeiffelman7682
    @noahpfeiffelman7682 Год назад +4

    It isn't the first girl-on-girl saber fight lol. Ahsoka and Master Luminara both fight, wait for it, Asajj Ventress in Clone Wars! It's a girl + girl vs girl lightsaber fight! Even better!

  • @762x51n8o
    @762x51n8o Год назад +1001

    How many formerly glorious franchises can Disney kill? At this point, how can it be anything but intentional?

    • @lunarvision
      @lunarvision Год назад

      When will they move on to cherished wokie properties to ruin?

    • @KyriToe
      @KyriToe Год назад +44

      I personally don't believe any star wars after original trilogy
      Rest all Disney star wars is fanfiction written by gurl power females with the message yeah we can do it vibes
      Much like how every fandom has fanfiction writing its just fart in the wind 😂

    • @luripu
      @luripu Год назад +15

      you mean Snow White?
      As a German i say Thank You for stop this nonsens.
      Rewrite the Story like you will should not be honored.
      Snow White or Schneewitschen und die 7 Zwerge should not be a Girls Boss Feary Tail.
      Kindness,innocence and making the best out of everything,
      have melted everyones Heart.
      She owes her Life the Huntsmen who spared her life,
      with a Kill on Sight Order.
      Not because she has skin White like Snow,Lips like blood and Hair like ebony.
      Its her Kindness to everyone that lives,
      that makes him doubt on the order.

    • @darthnick1516
      @darthnick1516 Год назад +8

      @@KyriToe not even the prequels?

    • @THISISLolesh
      @THISISLolesh Год назад

      They don’t care about you, it’s the younger generations they want to brainwash and influence. You can make the young believe anything & it’s a lot harder to undo when done early.

  • @utimaleghemi
    @utimaleghemi Год назад +33

    As a fan of “super easy, barely an inconvenience”, that got me laughing my ass off 😅

  • @ssapp72
    @ssapp72 Год назад +75

    “Blah blah GIRLBOSS blah blah’ - The only thing Disney and Hollywood uses as a plot for the past decade

    • @ErikDeMann
      @ErikDeMann Год назад +11

      It has to be about themselves, otherwise it would have been even worse than we have seen it so far.
      This BS started with a couple of old millionaire female actresses, complaining at the Oscars about not being hired anymore, because they were irrelevant and old. Now everything is about making sure that there's plenty of female roles to fill, while everything else suffers from the overt gynocentrism.

    • @ArionNoble
      @ArionNoble Год назад

      All they have proven is that we were right...they shouldn't lead or else everything meets destruction.

    • @jackall-trades6149
      @jackall-trades6149 Год назад

      That posturing they do constantly in the show... the directors, screenwriters, even the actresses themselves know they're incompetent buffoons

    • @blackmaggot5046
      @blackmaggot5046 Год назад +2

      It goes higher up than that.@@ErikDeMann

    • @ErikDeMann
      @ErikDeMann Год назад

      @@blackmaggot5046 Of course, there's a century of increasingly man-hating radical feminism behind that again, financially supported by the 1%'ers from day one, because a divided population is easier to control, and a divided world easier to rule.

  • @davidford1564
    @davidford1564 Год назад +2

    Jar Jar showing up with that banana transport was the last straw.. The Ewok s and Ed Brimley had absolutely no place in the season finale.

  • @alkalize
    @alkalize Год назад +87

    How the writers of Disney+ are continually paid to release the exact same plot with different characters is impressive.

    • @NickyMetropolis1313
      @NickyMetropolis1313 Год назад

      I suspect the majority of these writers are college sjws with no life experience and no spouse or kids.

    • @sirmalak
      @sirmalak Год назад +3

      You mean the plot of trying to prevent war within their galaxy? Jeez bro I’d love a Star Wars show about a family trying to start a new life in the new republic. Bruh shut up, we all started watching bc of the jedi, sith war plot 😂 you’re the type of person to agree with Kathleen Kennedy on the Skywalker saga being finished.

    • @uchies1633
      @uchies1633 Год назад

      true

    • @Shinkiro1025
      @Shinkiro1025 Год назад

      The show is only write by Filoni. Where are these Disney + writers ?

    • @Zminator1986
      @Zminator1986 Год назад +2

      According to the strikes, they're not being paid enough. Keep underpaying them Disney 🤣👍

  • @MaverickhunterXZero
    @MaverickhunterXZero Год назад +13

    The opposite of love is not hatred.
    It is apathy.

  • @SpammytheHedgehog
    @SpammytheHedgehog Год назад +18

    Disney died the second George Lucas sold it to Disney. I wish George sold it to Cartoon Network.

  • @SSebson
    @SSebson Год назад +59

    0:40 omg, that's exactly how i felt when watching first episodes of Ahsoka, its just women staring at each other occasionally throwing one-liners.

    • @unit0033
      @unit0033 Год назад

      painful crap show

    • @laraq07
      @laraq07 Год назад

      I made it through the first episode but couldn't force myself to finish the 2nd. What a horrible show. (PS: I'm female but a retiree for full disclosure.)

    • @alexendo2955
      @alexendo2955 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@laraq07 its not even that bad

    • @darkgoddarkseid2824
      @darkgoddarkseid2824 10 месяцев назад

      @@alexendo2955It’s trash not bad

  • @Luke42652
    @Luke42652 Год назад +73

    Ahsoka was one of my favorite characters from Clone Wars and Rebels. So much potential. I knew they were going to ruin it. There's nothing left to salvage now.

    • @davidfrederiksen3185
      @davidfrederiksen3185 Год назад +9

      It has been 2 episodes and so far it's good don't know why these hate channels are so mad

    • @Luke42652
      @Luke42652 Год назад +18

      @@davidfrederiksen3185 I mean, everything since Mandalorian season 2 has been incredibly weak story wise. Boba Fett was especially bad. I've been following Gary for a while, and I trust his reviews. If you think this is a hate channel, you must not be from around here.

    • @sirmalak
      @sirmalak Год назад +2

      It’s two episodes in bro, why are u sat listening to a grown man with grey hair whine about Star Wars instead of giving it a chance for yourself. I mean ffs anakin was literally in one of the trailers.

    • @olihargrave7366
      @olihargrave7366 Год назад

      ⁠@@Luke42652 I recommend you also see what hardcore fans are saying about Ahsoka. This review is making conclusions to prematurely and feels misguided.
      Also, question, do you consider Andor to be weak story telling? Do you consider Bad batch season 2 to be weak storytelling? As you said ‘everything since Mandalorian season has been incredibly weak story wise’

    • @JRigby90
      @JRigby90 Год назад +3

      ​@davidfrederiksen3185 I'm a big fan of this community, great guys but I'm sorry. They're pushing it on this one, makes me wonder.. is this just a grudge but 90% of the time they are right so obviously not. I hate Disney for ruining Star Wars but saying Ashoka is bad so far is ridiculous and a push at that. I enjoyed the world building and small character arcs, they talk like nothing happened, they set everything up to go within the 2 episodes. Could they of done it one? Maybe but the tension and excitement for more is there. I 100% agree with SW Theory on this one, he knows what he's talking about.

  • @SammEater
    @SammEater Год назад +390

    What pisses me off even more is the fact that Ahsoka was a likeable and popular character with Star Wars fans and not even her managed to escape the current writers curse.

    • @apocryphicdeath
      @apocryphicdeath Год назад +43

      She had a good arc with fans. From annoying girl butting into the boys' club to a respected female character that stood on her own. And now we hate her again.

    • @theguybehindyou4762
      @theguybehindyou4762 Год назад

      To paraphrase critical drinker, she caught a case of *(((MODERN AUDIENCE)))*

    • @DragonOnCoke7299
      @DragonOnCoke7299 Год назад +8

      ​@@apocryphicdeathWho's we?

    • @SammEater
      @SammEater Год назад +15

      @@apocryphicdeath Seriously, I cannot imagine this live action actress emoting like Ahsoka in that one episode where she is running away from the Jedi and Clones because they thought she killed someone, that one scene with Anakin before she jumps off is so filled with emotion.

    • @ashscott6068
      @ashscott6068 Год назад +24

      @@DragonOnCoke7299 True fans. Watch the ratings plummet, and try to argue that the tiny number of people watching modern Star-Wars garbage through to the end, are the true fans, despite none of them even being born when the franchise was created. If those people are the true fans, then you admit that Star Wars is dead. Cus - believe it or not - there was a time when Star Wars was quite popular.

  • @guichogf5636
    @guichogf5636 Год назад +31

    There is an old SCTV skit where Joe Flaherty and Dave Thomas are Siskel and Ebert reviewing a new Star Wars sequel called Empires are a Girls Best Friend. At the time it was hilarious, but today it was so much more prophetic than anyone could have imagined back then.

    • @SagittariusAyy
      @SagittariusAyy Год назад +6

      Now I wonder if anyone has that uploaded somewhere

    • @guichogf5636
      @guichogf5636 Год назад

      @@SagittariusAyy If you search SCTV Sneak Previews Empires are a girls best friend, you will find it

  • @jeromeharris5197
    @jeromeharris5197 6 месяцев назад +1

    I have accepted that Star Wars is dead - and actually died a long time ago…
    🤦‍♂️