Ahsoka is AWFUL | A 'Force Is Female' DISASTER
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- Опубликовано: 16 сен 2024
- Star HERS: The HER to The Empire Review. Ahsoka is a 501st wave feminist borefest.
Star Wars can't be saved. Disney Star Wars is a zombie franchise that has long since completed the destruction of George Lucas' legacy. Now it's time for Disney Lucasfilm to replace Luke Skywalker.
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I'm glad I've gone through my 5 stages of grief with Star Wars
Right.
Soooo true
I saw "the force awakens" in the theatre. I basically just thought "I don't care about any of this anymore". Never watched anything since. I do watch auralnauts videos, and the third gathers backstroke of the west, but Disney killed it and wears its skinned face as a mask.
@@AliceBowie I started feeling that after watching the very first sneak preview of TFA. Went from excitement to dread within two minutes. Was like "yep, they got to that franchise. Next!"
actually there are 7.
If you told me "Stoic" was the definitive character trait of Asoka I'd tell you you didn't watch Clone Wars.
I didn't know "stoic" meant just constantly having a scowl on your face AT ALL TIMES. Excellent character direction and facial acting from the directors and actors.
They think the scowling and smirking makes them look cool and tough.
Did you watch rebels? She was stoic
@@mattgolka6266do you know the definition of stoic? Because she certainly was not stoic.
She’s also like 30 years older than she was in CW
Getting a lightsaber through your torso is now barely an inconvenience. Post empire Star Wars truly has the best healthcare.
Bacta
I’m sure there are people out there arguing that it would all be fine since the plasma would cauterize the wound or some other silliness.
REEEEEEva just shrugged it off, took a bacta pill and was fine in the morning. \
Logically if you follow Sabine's survival through Qui Gon should have survived as well. His Padawan was nearby and Naboo looks like a world with 1st world infrastructure and healthcare. Oh wait, he's a white guy. Never mind.
@@stkrdknmibalz8038 Personally I suspect driving a light sabre into someone is more likely to cause them to explode, as the water in them instantly boils. Than cauterise the wound tract.
Darth Maul got violently bisected and survived… 🤣🤣🤣. Sabine just got stabbed in one of her lungs. It’s all fiction I guess 🤷🏽♂️
It's the reality check that many people needed who were seriously thinking turning Disney was EVER a good move.
The "Barely an inconvenience" -bit was so on point. We all know lightsabers cant kill people in Disney Star Wars
My man... did you forget about spider maul ?
And even then, the stab was in the intestine and she received medical attention immediately (different from what happened in the kenobi show)
@@raulgobato417my understanding was that George Lucas hated that they brought Maul back. I thought Spider Maul wast pretty cool looking though and did like how Maul finally met his end. But it does go to show the newer writers do not have the talent to create new characters.
@@slaapliedje when looking at the old sith mauls surviving made kinda "sense".
It was unexpected, but could be explained.
Just like the stab on sabine with instant treatment was KINDA survivable ( WHYEVER the antagonist just decided to NOT stab her correctly in the middle or the heart or twice or slice her head of or make sure she dies). Reva and the grandinquisitors surviving is a fucking hatecrime tho.
Rip quigon Jin 😂😂😂
Unless you’re Han Solo
Nothing says good writing like traveling across the galaxy to find the only woman who can solve a rubix cube that only has one colour
she most likely wasn't the only one, but she had the most motivation to do so out of the whole galaxy.
One that could have been brute-forced in about five minutes if anyone had bothered to try.
@@HerculesBallsInc you just justified why Ahsoka brought it to Sabine "had bothered to try."
@@EdeDizon What you just said doesn't make a lick of sense. I was referring to 'brute forcing', a tactic involving trying every combination without any knowledge of how the puzzle works, clues, or whatnot. From the appearance of the puzzle, she could have done this by the time her ship hit orbit... much less visited the general's location... much less brought it to Sabine who had virtually zero skills to recommend her for the task.
*Greatest Opening for a Star Wars Movie or Series EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
That music was inspired.
Actually? Maybe because I didn’t watch rebels but I thought it was sort of sucked compared to other Star Wars shows. Why did you like it
@@ParkMind .....
do you really think i'm talking about the actual show?
Still missing a sick intro mucic like clone wars n Star Wars ontro
@@ruffnreddy I spent like 15 mins just watching the scroll and those two b's looking at each other over and over again 🤣🤣 I literally cried
I loved Clone Wars Ahsoka because she was lively, emotive, and she cared.
This series doesn't have Ahsoka.
These writers think they deserve a raise. Never forget that.
You dont think the greedy mega corp should give more to the people
@@davidfrederiksen3185I don’t think either deserves it, which is why we need to collectively stop giving them our money
thats a stupid take.
imagine not being able to aford rent on such a rentable business. You would be pissed too.
@@davidfrederiksen3185
Nice framing.
But that wasn't the point.
@@SkullbrothersI should be a millionaire and travel the world yet I am watching this in my break at the office on a Sunday...
Can someone keep a count as to how many times Ahsoka crosses her arms and looks thoughtful? 😅
It's the Ahsoka Drinking Game -- whenever she scowls or crosses her arms, take a slug of your favorite adult beverage!
wow it’s almost like that’s her signature pose since the clown wars 😱 Istg sometimes Star Wars fans complain about the dumbest shit
Thoghtful? No. Constipated? Yes.
Why waste even one second watching this.. ?
@@infinitydreamzz cuz Ashoka’s an amazing character
*_"...a girl-boss needs to find another girl-boss to find the secret of the balls."_*
This line is GOLD 🤣
Yeah that was funny
@@cbspock1701
shit was cringe
Politics has nothing to do with this so I've got no idea why people are trying to inject it into the show.
@@davidmays8974they are just sad incels
@@joel5135So, people are incels cause they're tired of getting "standard boring girl boss character" shoe-horned into almost every role or franchise?
Or, maybe you could have an actual argument besides a knee-jerk "oh, they're incels cause they don't like girl characters" that the extreme liberals have subtly brainwashed you into thinking, as a way to dismiss the criticism about their agenda pushing.
When Haiden showed up in the show, I was surprised to remember what acting really looks like
David Tennent probably does the best acting of all, and he is voice only.
Ray was pretty good, but hardly enough content.
Loooool this exact comment sums up to the toxic Star Wars Fandom. You can remember every bit of cannon, but conveintly forget about how much fans absolute shit on Hayden in the Prequels for his acting.
@@Bendertherobot69420 "Huur durr, my views are the force is female dur hur I'm a drone."
Hayden can't act either, hes just better than the shows trash actors
@@lupomenaHe can
If you told me as a kid that when I was grown up, we'd be getting Star Wars content all the time, I'd have been ecstatic.
Jokes on you 8 year old me.
Another example of why quality supersedes quantity.
Gary's overview of Ashoka is hilarious. I sure wish he was a major adviser/executive at Lucasfilm/Disney.
But what if you had also been told that "99% of it willl be sh*t"?
I'm imagining Nelson Mintz from The Simpsons pointing at 8 year old Sousabird "Ha ha!"
Agreed! If you had told me 10 years ago that I would eventually hate DC, Marvel, Star Wars, and nearly every scifi franchise I've spent nearly 50 years worshipping I would've said you are crazy! Yet, here we are.
All I learned about Ahsoka is that she's really good at crossing her arms and not emoting
Brother what did u exšets from her? To laugh and shit?
To be fair, crossing her arms was something she did often back in the Clone Wars. It was something of a habit she had. However, the lack of emotion, definitely not so much.
It can easily be said that her experiences throughout the clone wars and the rule of the empire developed her into this character, but without us seeing that or having something to have such well established, it will just feel like her character was auto-swapped with another personality. It's not a complete deviation from her original self, and compliments her quite well, but, there are its flaws.
@@unknownentity8489 acting is ok with ahsoka, however i can't say the same for Sabine
@@unknownentity8489 Exactly, she was impulsive and passionate, the opposite of her current emotionless stoicism.
There is nothing I hate more about this show than how they've changed Ahsoka's character to the point that she's unrecognizable. In the clone wars, her character develops a lot, going from a arrogant and naive padawan to a capable and dependable leader with a more mature understanding of the world. BUT, even if she changed a lot, her core character remained the same. Ahsoka always cared too much. Once she believed in something, very little could be done to change that and only those she truly respected and cared for could influence her. Ahsoka could easily be described as impulsive, stubborn, and impatient. She is also very compassionate (often to a fault), extremely intelligent, incredibly resourceful, and able to consistently make good judgement calls. Ahsoka in the animated series demanded attention while she was on screen because her core character traits often put her at odds with the rigid structure of the world, and interesting conflict often resulted from it. This Ahsoka in the live action is just boring. She has none of the personality of the old one, none of the sarcastic remarks, none of the overt compassion, essentially just nothing that makes the character who she is. She's just stoick and uncaring of the world around her. Some might argue that she's changed due to her age but I disagree. She already had two major time skips in both the clone wars and rebels in which she aged and changed, but the key parts of her character remained the same. The live action completely fails to do justice to her character.
It's crazy that you know the character better than the person who created her... You should try to reach out to Filoni and give him some pointers on her...
Well my theory is that wee will get this back when she has overcome her past. For now she is just hiding by doing save the galaxy stuff
@@davidfrederiksen3185long as the focus stays on her and not “padawan” Sabine nonsense. But..
Changing her character, you mean by developing it overtime since the clone wars
@@Psyfi85 well they had to establish something. And don't you think it makes sense for ahsoka to spend time on her Padawan like we did with her and Anakin in the Clone wars
My favorite part is how unathletic ashoka's actor obviously is based on her sluggish run and fighting finesse. It sets the bar low
omg shes like a granny why cant they get a double
@@bloodybones8783 I'm sure you two are at your peaks physically.
@@namgreb9063 yea im a slug. that fact doesn't make her any less of a slug too. what's your point?
@@namgreb9063 They likely aren't getting paid millions of dollars to portray a former Jedi. What you've just done is called the Tu Quoque fallacy.
@@dennisp.2147 Oh boy I think I just found the fattest neck beard here.
"I'm a general. Nothing is classified to me"
Well, the writer just showed they don't understand how Military Intelligence (or any form of intelligence) works. Even generals are kept from information on a "need to know" basis. They need to know more, but even a general is viewed as a potential security breach
I bet this writer doesn't even know there are different ranks of general
My thoughts exactly! Like, all generals get to know all things is exactly what someone who loathes the military would think.
I took that line as meaning, 'I don't have clearance because I'm too stupid to know I don't have clearance'.
It's amazing that so many Jedi have succumbed to lesser lightsaber wounds than Sabine. Just shows how powerful she is.
Ugh.
“Who doesn’t want to watch a bunch of stoic women impersonating men in search of balls?”
I nearly died from laughter.
😂
Honestly, how should women act. Like emotional crybabies who need a man to save them? I'm not being cheeky. I really want to know how people in this audience except women to act. Give me a few lines of dialogue. I'm curious.
@@RiceDaddy07 Women should act as women. Women wield powers and skills unique to womanhood. This show, like many others Disney defecates, simply transposes male mannerisms and masculine affectations on top of female protagonist roles, effectively confusing these characters and undermining womanhood itself.
If I want an apple, give me an apple. Not a genetically engineered orange feigning to be an apple. And then incredulously ask when everyone is revolted by this latest Monsanto monstrosity, “well how should orange behave then?”
Like an orange. Nothing is wrong with an orange. The apple is not better than an orange. And the orange is not better than the apple.
Violent women can make sense and with incredible dramatic effect. But stripping women of their womanhood and portraying them as essentially masculine and manly, while all the males behave uncharacteristically incompetent, villainous and cowardly immediately exposes this racist and sexist plot.
Why should the orange impersonate an apple? It should be the orange it is. Orange shouldn’t be Red. An orange shouldn’t be crunchy. That’s an apple’s attributes.
An apple will always “out-apple” an orange. Let the the orange be the orange it is-we need oranges. We’d die without oranges.
We’re not gaining anything by morphing women into men. In doing so, we altogether only lose the intrinsic majesty that is womanhood. And who will perform this essential role of womanhood? Let me guess, men will be the women now? The apples will become the oranges?
Disney is hurting young girls. It’s teaching them that they are too emotional and that they should adopt violence early. Young girls will only feel inadequate and profoundly disconnected and utterly alienated from these absurd female roles. And they hurt young girls a second time by telling them that they don’t need men in any cooperative sense. They do. Women are a protected class in any functioning culture. Women can be women because violent men stand at the ready to protect their rights. Their fathers are their first protector, then their brothers, then their husbands and then their sons.
Why is Disney damaging and disillusioning young girls and boys? This isn’t entertainment anymore.
This is depraved psychological violence. This is Disney.
@@RiceDaddy07 Yes.
Just like real women in real life do.
@@elonthebass6870 well said.
"The force is female" what will they do make the og trilogy not cannon?! WAIT NO DISNEY DONT SEE THIS
You had to ask
I think your montage of lightsaber impalements and "recoveries" featuring Ryan George's iconic "it was barely an inconvenience" meme was hysterical while remaining totally on point. My compliments to the chef.
Wow Wow Wow Wow...............Wow.
I came here looking for this comment LUL
Characters not dying from wounds when they totally should is tight!
@@Dolcedecorgi4231 I'm gonna need you to get ALLLLLL the way off my back about characters not dying
Compliment?
Nothing can save Disney at this point.
Communism and fascism is still around despite all the fuck-ups. I am hoping for a miracle. Maybe Disney has to default and sell Star Wars. Come on, I am waiting for a miracle. Now's the time.
And nothing *should* save Disney at this point IMO. They need to reap what they've sown completely.
Why wish for its salvation? Let them sink ever so faster...so we can look forward to the fire sale.
Deus Vult
Not even the Holy Spirit.
Best discription ever. "Who doesn't want to watch a bunch of bland women impersonating stoic men in search of balls." If I wasn't already a subscriber, I would subscribe just for that statement.
Imagine being a Disney exec and Kathleen tells you she will take Star Wars, ruin all the old characters and turn it into a female centric scifi IP...and thr Disney exec is like "that makes perfect sense". Glad everything crashed and burned.
If this is everything you are worried about than you are missing one of the best series with two of the best characters created desite the originals (thrawn and ashoka). God, how I hate you wannebe fans spitting your poison in this commmunity. Disney made many mistakes but they also gave us Mandalorian, Andor, Rebels, Rogue One and now Ashoka. You incels should stick to reddit. You are blinded by your hate.
@@60iger29 And you should stick to tumblr. "God, how I hate you wannebe fans" > "You are blinded by your hate." lol.
Everyone there is just a Yes man or Yes woman, thats how kathleen got the job even.
I think you need to do research and understand that Kathleen ain’t got shit to do with the movies all she does is help hire talent get mad at the writers if you’re upset and quit mindlessly listening to far right youtubers whonuse star wars as an excuse to mask their misogyny
@@60iger29Nice argument senator, unfortunately you have written desite
Star Wars is dead, this is just Disney playing around with its corpse and telling people "See? It still moves! It's alive and healthy!"
Just out of morbid curiosity, I wonder how long it's going to take for it to become financially impossible for Disney to keep putting out content that their audience doesn't want.
I wonder the same thing - with an extra point. Will they address/realise the fact that they haven't been writing good stories (I mean... There are a thousand videos explaining why the story isn't working) or... will they shrug and say "well, we didn't do anything wrong. I guess people are just racist/sexist. That's it. THAT'S the reason!"
@@キラキラくりくり頭 Yes. The extremely strange thing about this is that if that is how they think and this is their worldview, why don't they make the material for racist/sexist people? They are supposed to deliver what customers want right? And yet they make stuff for neither this group nor the fans either, so for whom? The answer is Themselves. The woke hivemind are pure narcissists in all they do! They want to make everything about themselves. And the sooner companies like Disney realize this fact the sooner they can get rid of these useless people!
They're hoping they can just keep going until people want what they make
@@キラキラくりくり頭 I couldn’t agree more. They don’t seem to understand who their primary audience is. I’m not sure where they got the idea that the previous success of Star Wars/Marvel was because woke, liberal women were watching the films and buying the merchandise.
They have done 2 company-wide rounds of layoffs in 6 months so they are already there.
They are hemorrhaging money on all fronts from the parks to the traditional (snow white) to marvel, to star wars.
My concern is that Ahsoka will renew interest and keep them afloat, having them change jussssttttt enough to keep making money (but start slowly pushing their narrative again).
Or success with Ahsoka might have them completely let their guard down and go full throttle on their agenda, causing their bankruptcy faster.
This channel has saved me money for the past 3 years. Without it, I would forget Disney still has a streaming service. Thank you, truly.
I also recommend Disparu. His episode reviews and commentary on movie/TV series events are hilarious, and as snarky as Nerdrotic.
Thanks Gary. I knew this would be a 💩 show and you just confirmed it.
It’s nice having others think for you huh?
😂
Disparu?? Lol dude needs to brush his teeth.
Anakin: "Hey, what's up?"
Ahsoka: "Staring contest, master."
Anakin: "Well would you quit it? Your creeping me out."
*STAR WARS*
“Barely an inconvenience” needs to be the mantra of Disney Wars plot contrivances
Ryan!!!
Hey! Imma need you to get waaaaay off KK's back on this
Referencing other channels more entertaining than the content they review is TIGHT!
Wow wow wow... wow.
“Somehow Palpatine returned”
Haha! I absolutely love your work.! The Force is Female was always an easily predictable fail. The Force wasn’t male.. it was just the Force. I’m so so tired of these agendas. It literally ruins everything.
I am really not understand this critics to the show (specially after watching clone wars and rebels). We literally have Baylan Skoll as a fallen jedi (and Master of Shin hati), the slow pace IS a core aspect of Star Wars, and Ahsoka/Sabine conflicts can be based on rebels (hidden potential in Sabine to use the force). People talk about agendas and they start to see it everywhere
Did you expect Ahsoka to undergo a sex change or something? Like what criticism is this even? Out of the mixed gender rebel cast 1 male is dead and 1 male is missing, gee wonder why we have 3 females left? So weird, must be an agenda................
@@raulgobato417 I personally don’t mind a slow pace when it leads somewhere. But I wasn’t criticizing this show in particular. My issue is with Disney Star Wars in general. But if anyone would say there hasn’t been any obvious agenda in Disney Star Wars then that would be ridiculous.
@@dio8450 writing a show with 3 women as maincast, who ALL do not show ANY emotions at all is not how writing works. They just wrote 3 women as the main cast and were like: i did my job. The
Diversity in the maincast everyones been crying about isnt given, emotions arent given, character devlopment will hopefully come, but im not to sure it will even come.
Remember Ashoka turned down training Grogu who has loads of force.
And instead is training a female who has no force abilities whatsoever
I miss plucky snarky Ahsoka. That was what made her a good character.
I dont get the complaints, (albeit nerdrotic hasn't made many videos that isn't complaining). I would agree ahsoka is a bit too stoic, but it doesnt feel unwarranted and the show so far is entertaining.
Though that’s what people hated about her .
@@Littlecowardgamingall his content is complaining
@@krisskywalker6368 I've noticed. Honestly a bit sad to go about life spreading negativity. I understand reviewing actual bad shows that are ruined by wokeness (star wars sequels etc). But Ahsoka (so far) is just a genuinely good show (imo). But gotta find some things to complain about.
@Nachtmahr22 Suppose we'll find out. Dont see anything that's specifically bad about the first episodes. Are they 10/10? Ofc not, but I didn't react to anything that stuck out as being BAD in them. But feel free to point out something thats so bad that the show is "awful".
i always find it funny that the Robots have more personality / emotions then the people (Rogue One, Ahsoka)
Lmao
Hey hey now, rogue one is the best thing Disney has done so far. Let’s not get crazy here 😢
Kathleen Kennedy wanted to show that women could make good entertainment. All she has done is to prove that they can't!
To them, it's always about self-insert power fantasies where their Mary Sue is born with all the skills they need to fight men who trained in the same art their entire lives.
At the very least, Kathleen is incapable of making good entertainment.
Imagine a female president. My God.
I think they can, lots of great books are written by women. It's just that Disney keeps on hiring the worst of them based on their twitter posts.
100% tired of girl boss movies and Movies from Disney in General. If I need a Start Wars kick I will watch the Original three movies 4.5.6
The black stormtrooper with Mickey ears was priceless! AND, I dare add; also the best CGI we've seen from Star Wars in a while.
Yeah I loved that bit had me in hysterics
@2:15 -- You will NEVER unwatch those ears! Finn can't catch a break! 😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂
PS -- I did a screen capture of that moment. It's iconic and so memeable!
That's the only thing that's good about Disney Warz. You can always meme its supreme sh!tt!ne$$!
I get more enjoyment watching these breakdowns than any movies nowadays. Thank you
Lol, I completely stopped watching the movies and shows.
@@derekfcc so the people who wrote this garbage are out on strike? STAY OUT
Agreed 👍🏽
True that
I anticipate a new Mauler video way more than any film that's come out in the last 10 years
The worst part of all of this, is the cast of the new movies, including the old cast, approved of all of this. It shows how crazy the influence of the she-verse is.
as mr crabs would say "MONEY"
Description: "Star Wars cant be saved" truer words have never been spoken
I distinctly remember in 2012 being off-put at the idea of Disney owning Star Wars. I couldn't put my finger on why at the time, but I thought it didn't make sense (and didn't feel right) to have the Walt Disney company be put in charge of the franchise and making creative decisions regarding it, and my worst fears were confirmed with the announcement that the Expanded Universe was basically canceled.
And now ya know
Disney has to be owned by globalist socialist American exceptionalism destroying George Soros.
You were all like "I've got a bad feeling about this".
You wouldn't let Roddenberry write Star Wars. You wouldn't let Lucas write Star Trek. Why would you let Abrahms write both?
All right, this "I knew it was gonna turn out bad from the very beginning; I'm so much smarter than everyone!" is getting kinda cringe-inducing to read every time someone makes a new video about Star Wars.
I distinctly remember almost _everyone_ praising the 2015 Star Wars movie in the weeks after it came out; people said their entire theater stood up and cheered at the end; people saying they had tears in their eyes because "After the disastrous prequel trilogy almost ruined Star Wars, we _finally_ have a good Star Wars movie!" Fans were even mocking Lucas when he publicly said the new film "didn't do anything original" by saying things like "Not enough pointless aliens firing off blasters in the background for your liking, eh George?"
Let's just admit we were wrong and stop pretending we were all on one side and Disney was on the other from the beginning, because that's certainly not how I remember it. The heated criticism only started after the second movie, and then suddenly everyone started acting like they were _never_ fans of the first one. Suuuure.
1. Why does a thousand years old map shows the location of Thrawn?
2. How does Thrawn communicate to Morgan through the Force despite not being a Force user himself?
3. Can the Force actually transmit messages from galaxies to galaxies now?
4. What happened to Hera's kid? Where are Kallus and Zeb?
5. Why did Sabine bailed on a ceremony honoring the sacrifices of her friends?
6. Since when is Morgan a Witch of Dathomir? She certainly wasn't in the second season of Mando.
7. Since when do the Witches of Dathomir expand on other planets? They seemed content to rule over Dathomir only before.
8. Which previously genocided group will have the most survivors in 5 years, the Jedi or the Witches?
9. Was Huyang, a droid who as was shown in the show is able to recognize patterns, truly unable to find the key to open the orb from the scan of the temple?
10. Why was the key to open the orb drawn with the layout of the temple in the first place? Isn't that thing locked for a reason?
11. What the fuck is the New Republic doing once again? Even if they believe Thrawn to be dead, couldn't Hera at least mobilize a few of her own forces since, you know, SHE'S A GENERAL.
12. Why did the droid stick around in Sabine's apartment when it could have either fucked off to the savanna or simply blown itself up since its mission was accomplished?
13. Why was the manufacturer indicated in its memory? We know from previous SW content such as Kotor that assassin droid, especially the HK ones, do NOT have such things in their memories. It's Assassin 101.
14. Why was an assassin droid manufactured on Corellia, in a ship yard?
15. Why did Hera felt the need to describe Corellia as ''the New Republic ship yard" when it's a very well-known place in the SW universe, just as much as New York, Paris or Tokyo in ours?
I'm sure we could find dozens more of plot holes. Unfortunately, I'm not an eldritch god, I lack the strength.
I haven't thought about anything Star Wars in a positive light for quite a while, so I thought I'd have some fun with this. Don't take any of my explanations as being an endorsement of any of the social or political messages which seem to be forming in this and other Disney related media.
1. Why does a thousand years old map shows the location of Thrawn?
At least so far it shows the location of a gateway to a distant galaxy where Thrawn is rumored to be. I don't think it's supposed to be an ancient Thrawn GPS.
2. How does Thrawn communicate to Morgan through the Force despite not being a Force user himself?
Perhaps this has something to do with Ezra. Maybe he's using the Imperial search for a new leader to hitch a ride home.
3. Can the Force actually transmit messages from galaxies to galaxies now?
I would assume the Force can connect minds across anywhere in the universe at will. Physical distance does not matter in the mind.
4. What happened to Hera's kid? Where are Kallus and Zeb?
Hopefully these questions will have meaningful and satisfactory answers in the show.
5. Why did Sabine bailed on a ceremony honoring the sacrifices of her friends?
She said it in the show, because not all of the people being honored were there and she was visibly sad about that.
6. Since when is Morgan a Witch of Dathomir? She certainly wasn't in the second season of Mando.
Maybe she was all along, or maybe they retconned it because they liked working with the actress.
7. Since when do the Witches of Dathomir expand on other planets? They seemed content to rule over Dathomir only before.
They said this was centuries ago, so they may have suffered great losses in the past which led to them being content to remain on Dathomir.
8. Which previously genocided group will have the most survivors in 5 years, the Jedi or the Witches?
The Jedi Witches of course.
9. Was Huyang, a droid who as was shown in the show is able to recognize patterns, truly unable to find the key to open the orb from the scan of the temple?
Droids focus on symbols. They lack inspirational thinking.
10. Why was the key to open the orb drawn with the layout of the temple in the first place? Isn't that thing locked for a reason?
They assumed it was "locked" because they didn't fully understand it, but it may have just been misaligned due to someone who used it previously.
11. What the fuck is the New Republic doing once again? Even if they believe Thrawn to be dead, couldn't Hera at least mobilize a few of her own forces since, you know, SHE'S A GENERAL.
The New Republic seems very dysfunctional as an organization. I think they took the name of the Republic to give themselves an air of credibility, but it is being proven over and over again that the Republic is truly gone and what remains is merely Republic in name only.
12. Why did the droid stick around in Sabine's apartment when it could have either fucked off to the savanna or simply blown itself up since its mission was accomplished?
At this point in time this seems like a plot convenience, but maybe we'll see something else in the future.
13. Why was the manufacturer indicated in its memory? We know from previous SW content such as Kotor that assassin droid, especially the HK ones, do NOT have such things in their memories. It's Assassin 101.
I don't think they said it was the manufacturer, just the droids point of origin for that mission.
14. Why was an assassin droid manufactured on Corellia, in a ship yard?
Again I don't think it was manufactured on Corellia, just repurposed there.
15. Why did Hera felt the need to describe Corellia as ''the New Republic ship yard" when it's a very well-known place in the SW universe, just as much as New York, Paris or Tokyo in ours?
Did she call Corellia that or did she refer to a specific place on Corellia as the New Republic ship Yard?
@@Brinx01 ~ The both of you are sick.
1. It shows lots of locations, not just thrawns.
2. Dathomir witch magic is wack yo.
3. Dunno if witch magic is the force.
4. Hasn't been brought up yet, could be in school? No idea about kallus, but zeb is flying x wings for the new republic.
5. Depressed? Anxious public speaker? Didn't want to be the center of attention? Didn't want to be a poster girl? Take your pick there are plenty of reasons.
6. Sometimes people conceal their identities, especially when they are committing ecocide. It can be smart to hold your cards close to the chest.
7. The witches ancestors, it was implied. So long time ago.
8. Jedi
9. Lightsaber patterns from memory sure. Was he ever shown as being really good at maps?
10. Probably worked better in ancient times.
11. That's not typically how militaries work in a Republic...
12. To assassinate
13. That's usually why they self destruct.
14. Cause it was done under the table by imperials in hiding.
15. Could have just been thinking out loud due to surprise, if someone said something shocking about Washington DC someone might follow up with, the capital??
@praiza1481 the answer to each of those is "nobody knows, nobody cares" (regarding people who "worked" on this)
@@Brinx01damn, I felt #11.
IRL, for real, in this Republic that I pledged allegiance to so many times when I was a child
Unpopular opinion: Ahsoka should have died on Malachor. As much as it pains me to say it because Ahsoka is one of my favorite characters in all of fiction, it was the perfect ending to her character arc. Her choice to honor the teachings of her friends and former Jedi teachers by both saving Ezra and Kanan while refusing to leave Anakin, regardless of all the atrocities he committed up to that point, shows the completion of her journey as a true Jedi despite claiming not to be a Jedi. Furthermore, it confirms what George said was true: as hard as Obi-Wan, his brother and master, and Ahsoka, his sister and student, tried, the only person who could save him was his son, Luke.
That last bit describes a lot of us. "Star Wars Fan from 1977 until The Last Jedi was released and severed all emotional attachment to the franchise". You aren't alone there.
Yes, I own all the original stuff, made costumes FOR the mouse(they outsourced the star wars weekend stuff back in the day) and got into sfx because of it. I never even watched the rise of Skywalker. I watched Mando season 1 then 2 but when the power rangers showed up on Tatooine in their shiny bright neon colored speeders on the desolate sandy planet I turned it off mid show and haven't watched anything else made. It's women acting like the very men the said were bad and hated, but when women act like it they are powerful. Yeah right, your all a bunch of single mom man-hating female dogs who cannot write anything creative and suppress your emotions to appear tough, but when you take away what makes a woman powerful, her EMOTIONS, you get stoic men. Wow imagine that...
Same. I walked out of Last Jedi and audibly yelled "fuck this" leaving the theater. Haven't watched any Disney SW since.
+1 but try Mando 1.0 & Andor @@nothanks3236
I wonder how many hundreds of millions of dollars Disney lost in future revenue by revolting the Star Wars fanbase with TLJ.
Ditto
the Sabine character gave me immediate "I am a strong independant female lead with a big ego and not caring about others" after 10min, when she refused to show up at the celebration.
I was a bit puzzled by this and what it should express about Sabine. Because it was enormously insolent towards the gathered people there, the gouvernment officials and to the legacy of those people who fought and died for the rebellion.
And she was even smug about it. What a likeable character we have there....
So like very strong headed young character in fiction
Sabine is like that since Rebels. It's consistent to her character. You clearly have never watched Rebels.
I stopped watching around that time. Seen enough girl boss tropes to last a lifetime.
If you watched rebels you would understand that her character has always been like this.
We were supposed to get a Star Wars: Force Unleashed 3, until Disney bought the Star Wars franchise.
LucasArts used to be one of the best video game company and had been for almost two decades. Pretty sad.
@@grunt9950
Disney wanted that sweet EA pay out for exclusive rights to Star Wars.
And don't forget we were supposed to get a Visceral games Boba Fett game "Star Wars 1313" led by Amy Henning which was pretty far along in development when it got shitcanned by the Disney takeover.
@@NateTheScot1313 looked like a star wars mass effect which I was excited for.
"The force is female" also the force impregnates Anakin's mother.
Next Disney's gonna say the force is trans.
This show is real. The writers actually put that out there and patted each other on the back for a job well done then went on strike to demand more money for doing such a good job.
They're propagandist artists
Feloni is getting paid to play on camera with his action figures, including his custom waifu one.
@@harbl99love the spelling 😂
Waiting to see what they do to Thrawn is like waiting to see if a beloved family member survived a difficult, risky surgery with a high failure rate.
Once they find Thrawn, they will send a fleet of space bombers to destroy his capital ship. Only the bombers with male pilots are shot down in the process. The female pilots drop their bomb loads killing Thrawn and expose his more evil twin sister who vows revenge on the Republic.
"He's dead, Jim."
No, you would have hope for the surgery. There is no hope here. The original Star Wars movies was A New Hope. Hope did not survive.
You do know that the same guy that made Thrawn on Rebels is the same guy who is making Ahsoka.
They've already used thrawn in rebels. And totally murderised him into a retard.
It melted through Blast Doors in Episode 1. That kind of heat from a lightsaber would turn your insides into molten jelly.
That kind of heat and light would burn your cornea, the hilt, and your skin. Are you starting to see the problem with trying to attribute realism to lightsabers?
@@goffokfm6821 That's besides the point. The point is about getting "pierced" through with one. Stop trying to rationalize that bullshit
@@akogunkelvin1476 Man, where were all of you when Starkiller got it through the back and thrown out into space, and was just fine. Or what about Kyle Katarn. Mace Windu. The untreated burn victim Darth Vader. Would you like me to go on. I have plenty of examples of old EU Star Wars characters surviving things they shouldn’t. There are plenty of things about this show to criticize. Trying to criticize Disney by using a problem that’s existed in Star Wars long before Disney bought it, is probably not the path to go down.
@@goffokfm6821 Exactly. In the same movie it 'melted through blast doors' Qui-Gon was also able to survive for several minutes with his apparently melted internal organs. There's a lot of things to criticise from modern day Disney (not just the Lucasfilm stuff, either) but the degree of desperate exaggeration that people pretend is 'fact' or 'logic' when it amounts to cherrypicking a lot of the time, is really depressing from the point of view of making coherent arguments. Anyone have a problem with Luke's plot armor in ANH or ESB, or his force kick in ROTJ? Nope, that doesn't count....
@@goffokfm6821No. Kyber crystals envelope the "blade" in a Force sheathe that controls the ambient heat, only bypassing this mechanism when said blade passes through a material. I.e. being stabbed and/or slashed with it. In universe, you could hold the blade an inch away from someone's face, and it wouldn't do anything. It's a lance of pure plasma that tempered by space magic voodoo to make it more controllable to the user. Otherwise, it would be a horrendously ineffectual weapon. I'm not even a SW fan, and I know this. Why are you attempting to ship for Disney? Being stabbed in the gut with a lightsaber has always been a death sentence in the franchise. You got a superheated plasma blade concentrated in one narrow strip causing a localized steam explosion in your internal organs. It's why all the protagonists were never stabbed with a lightsaber. Even their plot armor wouldn't help with that. Next you'll try to justify Disney bringing back characters that were beheaded with lightsabers.
Husband and I watched a couple more episodes last night made to episode 6. He kept saying you know they do alot of just standing around staring. 😂😂 now I can't stop noticing it how much standing doing nothing they all do
Men are too easy. The validation of the Female gaze is everything. But if the characters said "I'm happy with a well adjusted family' there would be no show.
Disney died the second George Lucas sold it to Disney. I wish George sold it to Cartoon Network.
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Or China...
Don't sell it to anyone.. just let LucasArts be the torch bearer
I love how Critical Drinkers reviews now bleed over into Gary's: "Why's that happen? Don't know!"
Nah it’ll be fine 😂😂
That's the kind of fan service I'm ready for. As opposed to Vadee walking up to Kenobi in the desert and saying, "So you have come to destroy me?"
This Asoka show just made it so the Rebels are entirely idiots, and took over the Empire bases and factories but allowed Imperial loyalists to continue to work there.
No wonder in 30 years they lost the plot despite defeating Palpatine the first time.
I will grudgingly give them the "let imperial people keep working" because of better stories like rouruni kenshin.
For those who don't know what it is, kenshin is set just after Japan's bloody civil war, and the eponymous character is jaded inf disillusioned in part because he fought and bled and killed to change the world, only to discover that many of those people are still exactly where they were before because they're the only ones that can make the wheels turn.
10:52 - In her defense, it does make a lot of sense to kill a witness who can potentially alert authorities or give your description to them making your escape very hard and unlikely. So it was a logical move on her part to try and kill Sabine, but little did she know that Sabine had a Tier 6 plot armor.
Uhm, no. If she hadnt waited for Sabine to come down, Sabine couldnt give a desciption of her to anyone, all Sabine could have report was that she was attacked by droids.
And she also left the destroyed droids behind, wich this time didnt had self destructions devices that could destroy a super star destroyer.
@@wolf310ii the problem with your logic is that it assumes that Sabine would be alive to give a description, which was not part of the plan. I don't think she waited for Sabine to come down, she waited for the droid to give her the thing and then Sabine arrived + She probably was there also in case if the droid failed and are destroyed somehow and yes it still makes sense to not start running and have Sabine on your tail, but instead kill her and leave without worrying about anyone chasing you. Sabine reporting that she was attacked by the droids who stole a very important McGuffin from her could really make things a lot more troublesome for Shin. Also, Ahsoka would also now be able to chase Shin instead of getting help for Sabine. All in all, it makes sense to kill Sabine. It is baffling though that droids can be traced to the factory they were made in, I mean if you are making assassin droids you might as well do the thing where you erase their serial number or indeed make them self-destruct or something.
@@NoName-ym5zj Rewatch it, she waited and she had to wait pretty long.
Droid with ball goes in the (only) elevator, sabines knocks on the door, runs back inside to get her lightsaber, stares on it, has to wait offscreen for the elevator to come back up and go down with the elevator.
And Blondie waits and waits and waits, just to tell Sabine that the ball is what they wanted and to give the ball back to the droid.
Sabine nor Ashoka would even know that Blondie was there if she just left as soon as the droid came out of the elevator.
And Ashoka already knew that droids wanted the ball, she was attacked too, remember? The only difference was, this time the droids didnt blow up half the planet, risking to destroy the ball.
@@wolf310ii it doesn't sound like she waited that long, besides she didn't know if Sabine had figured out the map, so that's another reason to kill her and I can hardly see how she'd be able to get away without a chase when Sabine lives in a middle of the desert, so a speeder driving away would probably be noticeable, although actually we have no clue how she got away, for all we know she just ... ran really fast lol. All I am saying is that there's a lot of incentive to kill Sabine, after all from Shin's point of view they are in the middle of the desert and no one is coming, so why not keep it that way instead of allowing Sabine to potentially alert authorities and again give chase to her? Don't get me wrong, this whole thing is poorly done, but there are a lot of reasons why you'd want to stick around to kill Sabine before leaving. Unless Shin can teleport. Also just rewatched that scene and I noticed she gave the map to the droid who left when he realized a ship was approaching.
Also people sometimes do irrational things and Shin is KINDA a sith, not really, but come on ... Maybe she was impressed killer droids couldn't take out Sabine and wanted to fight, she is a warrior after all. You can argue it's stupid and endagernous the mission, but it's not like people don't do irrational things out of spite, ego or anger etc.
@@NoName-ym5zj If she wanted so badly kill Sabine, she could simply come up with the droids.
And Sabine did alert the "authorities" when she missed the elevator.
So all your point are invalid.
Waiting for Sabine just blow up their cover.
Waiting didnt keep Sabine from calling Ashoka and the green Twilek.
And fighting with Sabine also give the "authorities" more time to arrive at the scene, making it even harder to escape unnoticed.
I cannot believe that Disney turned the Lightsaber - one of the most powerful individual weapons in the Star Wars Universe, into a taser.
Is Disney at this point purposefully trying to lose money?
Almost all characters in star wars has been hit by a lightsaber and lived to tell
There’s an ample difference in a glancing wound or even a limb chopped off (and subsequently getting cybernetic replacements) than getting impailed through the chest.
At least with Darth Maul surviving getting bisected and Anakin surviving 3 missing limbs and third degree burns can be attributed to the power of the dark side sustaining them, but still are left physical and mental wrecks until some extensive care is administered. These others who are back on their feet like nothing happened? What’s their excuse?
@@RandoGrunt Sabine was knocked out almost instantly and had instant medical care. Reeva I can agree was stupid but Sabine was stabbed to the sight and got fast help so it would be wierd if she had died
@@davidfrederiksen3185 Maybe you should google what organs do.
I was so embarrassed and ashamed when I took my dad to see The Force Awakens on Father's Day when it opened. Luckily, I looked over and he was asleep.
The force was with him
👍
Hahahaha
Wait a minute, Father's Day is in June, but Force awakens was released in December.
Something about your timeline is not adding up to me. Can you please explain?
There was some theatres still showing Force awakens back then. @@theunknowncommenter725
The intro was brilliant. Like someone said last week on this channel, the RUclipsrs are the ones who make these corporate “entertainment products” actually entertaining.
When Ashoka comes out of the ground to face the drones, she looked like a Power Ranger.
ahsoka's face expression always reads "I know you're talking BS but please continue".
I can imagine Ahsoka leaving Disney like how she left the Jedi Order.
I won't even watch the show
to become a mechanic? after being framed for crimes?
STOP WATCHING THE SHOW. no one needs u the show will live on without y’all
Or like Dylan Mulvaney left Bud Light
@@TheDeeps6911yeah, not bothering anymore to watch one second, not even curious
“Blah blah GIRLBOSS blah blah’ - The only thing Disney and Hollywood uses as a plot for the past decade
It has to be about themselves, otherwise it would have been even worse than we have seen it so far.
This BS started with a couple of old millionaire female actresses, complaining at the Oscars about not being hired anymore, because they were irrelevant and old. Now everything is about making sure that there's plenty of female roles to fill, while everything else suffers from the overt gynocentrism.
All they have proven is that we were right...they shouldn't lead or else everything meets destruction.
That posturing they do constantly in the show... the directors, screenwriters, even the actresses themselves know they're incompetent buffoons
It goes higher up than that.@@ErikDeMann
@@blackmaggot5046 Of course, there's a century of increasingly man-hating radical feminism behind that again, financially supported by the 1%'ers from day one, because a divided population is easier to control, and a divided world easier to rule.
it's so fuckin SAD for me to see characters I love DESTROYED
I love Ahsoka, she deserves a good single film!
Me to she was my favorit in TCW. This live action Ashoka tho...😢
It's crazy that a show set in a galaxy far, far away seems so influenced by 2023 identity politics
Lol this comment is underated 😂
How so and all star wars has been influenced by politics in some way
@@davidfrederiksen3185 Nerdrotic straight up explains it in the video. Just rewatch it if you missed it.
The most you can say that the original Star Wars was "influenced by politics" is that it is a political allegory, but even that is completely up to interpretation. What Disney is doing now is totally on the nose and extremely blatant
Now this I can agree with
@@marlajamison9620 no that's just straight up wrong star wars is an anti wietnam war series at least the originals it is showing america ast the empire
Everytime I become slightly curious about something Disney puts out involving Star Wars, my dumbass always has this small moment of hope. Thank you Nerdrotic for reminding us that all hope is lost when it comes to Disney.
There's nothing wrong with hope and I don't know about anybody else but I still have hope for Disney because unlike some of these other RUclipsrs I don't not always have to be extremely negative when it comes to anything related to Disney I can pick out the good and the bad at the same time
At least andor was quality.
@@davidobrien2841literally the only thing I've liked besides season one and two of the Mandalorian.
Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
What makes the gut-stab recap funnier is it's happened so many times there's actually one missing. Reva got stabbed in the gut twice and lived both times. Once when she was a child and once when she was an adult. DSW should just rebrand their shows to parodies already, they'd be more successful.
imagine having billions of dollars, free and widely loved source material and yet still making absolute trash with god awful writing. only disney could achieve this lmao
Jon Favreau was the only real hope and he checked out when they fired Gina Carano, whom he personally chose for the part.
Wait, did Favreau really choose Carano personally?
@@SagittariusAyy Yes, this was confirmed by Gina in an interview she did in 2019.
Jon Favreau embodies the original spirit of Star Wars.
So far Dave has best the best star wars after George Lucas so that's a wierd statement
@@davidfrederiksen3185 Well seems like Dave is lost now.
What pisses me off even more is the fact that Ahsoka was a likeable and popular character with Star Wars fans and not even her managed to escape the current writers curse.
She had a good arc with fans. From annoying girl butting into the boys' club to a respected female character that stood on her own. And now we hate her again.
To paraphrase critical drinker, she caught a case of *(((MODERN AUDIENCE)))*
@@apocryphicdeathWho's we?
@@apocryphicdeath Seriously, I cannot imagine this live action actress emoting like Ahsoka in that one episode where she is running away from the Jedi and Clones because they thought she killed someone, that one scene with Anakin before she jumps off is so filled with emotion.
@@DragonOnCoke7299 True fans. Watch the ratings plummet, and try to argue that the tiny number of people watching modern Star-Wars garbage through to the end, are the true fans, despite none of them even being born when the franchise was created. If those people are the true fans, then you admit that Star Wars is dead. Cus - believe it or not - there was a time when Star Wars was quite popular.
I love watching these RUclips reviews instead of the actual shows. Way more entertaining
You should watch the show because these guys are grifters. It’s not woke at all. If they’d watch Clone Wars and Rebels, they’d know this. They don’t want to put in the effort, so they just call it woke because they don’t understand it. I’m as far right as it gets, but this show isn’t woke. Don’t trust these grifters who have to hate everything to make money.
I agree 100% ,,, Nerdrotic and others are far more FUN to watch, and I always get a good laugh... LOL 😃
It used to be.
Now EVERYTHING about this is predictable.
From the show,
to the reactions,
to the comments.
@@Tolwyn better than boring predictable “Culture Industry” vomit.
@@firestick4991 well…I stopped watching Disney Star Wars after Mandeloroan Season 2. Now I don’t have to suffer. Nerdrotic suffers and I get more entertaining content AND the jist of the show!
Did anyone else, while watching Ahsoka, feel like they were watching a cheap series using cosplayers? Why does Andor look great and Ahsoka look so cheap and bad?
I mean, it is rebel sign made of paper on Sabin's jacket, Disney wtf?
How the writers of Disney+ are continually paid to release the exact same plot with different characters is impressive.
I suspect the majority of these writers are college sjws with no life experience and no spouse or kids.
You mean the plot of trying to prevent war within their galaxy? Jeez bro I’d love a Star Wars show about a family trying to start a new life in the new republic. Bruh shut up, we all started watching bc of the jedi, sith war plot 😂 you’re the type of person to agree with Kathleen Kennedy on the Skywalker saga being finished.
true
The show is only write by Filoni. Where are these Disney + writers ?
According to the strikes, they're not being paid enough. Keep underpaying them Disney 🤣👍
That shot of Carrie Fischer, Mark Hamill, and Harrison Ford had me in tears. They would never share the stage again, and I’m gutted. Disney wasted that momentous opportunity and deserve to waste away alongside the memories of the heroes they discarded!
A sleight none of us will forget. We're bankrupting the shit out of them. Don't fuck with nerds smh. I cannot wait for the sale and acquisition. I'm going to pour money into someone's stocks. Whoever grabs these IPs arnt gonna FUCK them up. Smh
All we wanted was to see an older, wiser Han and Leia backed against the wall still trying to save the galaxy, and for Luke's Theme to kick in as the hope unlooked for arrives. That was all they had to do!
Part of why I never went to theatres for 8 and 9.
The worst part is, they know that they are hated and that everything they make is failing. But they don't care because one, they are selling Star Wars and mostly, Disney heads have admitted that they care more about politics than the stories. They are on record saying that they won't work with anyone that doesn't think like they do (super woke). They admit it. LOL.
me: "i bet its gonna be hard to recover from a lightsaber stab wound"
ahsoka: "actually its gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience."
This is pretty much the only time where it _is_ excusable for Sabine to survive, due to the stab wound being to the side and Sabine getting immediate medical attention. It's a shame that it happens after _several_ people survive stab wounds.
@@Jackson-ub1uvaktwally, no one is interested in excuses
@@Jackson-ub1uv With the way the blade was left in for a couple seconds and moved around, she'd have an exit wound a foot long on her back, and her boiling internal organs should have burst out.
ahsoka out of all the female jedi would actually be the only one to have a good to chance to be a strong character like she has years of training and fighting
"Combat themed interpretive dance" had me laughing so hard my sides hurt 😂
Once you notice how much Ahsoka and Hera cross their arms, you won’t be able to think about anything else.
😂
😂
it's just as bad as Rey running around and standing around with her mouth wide open constantly. She only closed her mouth for a few moments combined in all 3 films. And if you don't believe me, just look at any screen shot or picture of the character. Her mouth, will be open.
Arm crossing is tight (thanks Ryan George...)
@@jakexou812Rey always looked like she was constipated
Your commentary is INFINITELY more entertaining that the first two episodes.
Such a shame. Disney wasted another opportunity.
Maybe because he's saying what you want to hear? Cause nothing he says is actually true. I'm betting 90% of his audience haven't even watched any of the shows and movies he harps on as woke and believes what he says. As people who *actually do* watch these shows and movies, we know that he pulls shit out of his ass all the time. This audience doesn't fact check.
Star Wars Fans when a show isn’t immediately entertaining and actually takes its time 🤯🤯. Probably didn’t like Andor either
Not even have enough patience to the see the rest of the episodes, are you?
It's still salvageable - _6 more episodes to go._ Their "deadline" is October 3rd; after that, you can shame them all you want.
(Wuss.)
@@sologamer-jv4if This is not the star wars crowd. This is some weird alt-right/manosphere crowd that don't watch star wars. Notice how nerdrotic just makes things up and none of his fans even bother to check if it's true?
Agreed, but whether a show is woke or not woke has nothing to do with entertainment. Entertainment is based on good writing and good writing can make anything good.
If anything, Andor is far more woke than Ahsoka. I don't think this nerdrotic audience understands what woke means. They only have a specific definiton of woke and that means "female" and sometimes "people of color".
Let me tell you woke should mean. Woke should mean liberalism. And there's nothing more liberal than wanting to fucking rebel against the government and riot. Which is what Andor is about. Andor the wokest SW show ever. It also has women in it. Some of them, not white. GASP.@@Orion-V
Just remember, someone genuinely thought that making the super important 1 of a kind map obsolete would be a good plot twist
Thank God I stopped watching anything these people put out.
Thanks Gary for saving me a lot of brain cells by not watching these shows.
Edit. Also adding Ryan's face with him saying barely an inconvenience was gold.
Trouble is there are a lot of people who still watch this stuff and absolutely think its amazing. Good greif
@@cyberleaderandy1it's pretty good so far
@@cyberleaderandy1I think all of this is super reactionary. Yes we know Disney is terrible and yes there are major flaws in this show. But it's not that bad. We should just work with what we have
@@cyberleaderandy1 To each their own. who care about shit eaters.
@@master_k5019 I wish I had the spare time you do
Ahsoka was one of my favorite characters from Clone Wars and Rebels. So much potential. I knew they were going to ruin it. There's nothing left to salvage now.
It has been 2 episodes and so far it's good don't know why these hate channels are so mad
@@davidfrederiksen3185 I mean, everything since Mandalorian season 2 has been incredibly weak story wise. Boba Fett was especially bad. I've been following Gary for a while, and I trust his reviews. If you think this is a hate channel, you must not be from around here.
It’s two episodes in bro, why are u sat listening to a grown man with grey hair whine about Star Wars instead of giving it a chance for yourself. I mean ffs anakin was literally in one of the trailers.
@@Luke42652 I recommend you also see what hardcore fans are saying about Ahsoka. This review is making conclusions to prematurely and feels misguided.
Also, question, do you consider Andor to be weak story telling? Do you consider Bad batch season 2 to be weak storytelling? As you said ‘everything since Mandalorian season has been incredibly weak story wise’
@davidfrederiksen3185 I'm a big fan of this community, great guys but I'm sorry. They're pushing it on this one, makes me wonder.. is this just a grudge but 90% of the time they are right so obviously not. I hate Disney for ruining Star Wars but saying Ashoka is bad so far is ridiculous and a push at that. I enjoyed the world building and small character arcs, they talk like nothing happened, they set everything up to go within the 2 episodes. Could they of done it one? Maybe but the tension and excitement for more is there. I 100% agree with SW Theory on this one, he knows what he's talking about.
I have often said that the best thing TFA did was kill any interest I had in continuing on with the franchise. I tried The Mandalorian, I tried Andor, but I don't think I'll try Ahsoka. I trusted you, Filoni! You were supposed to be the Chosen One!
You were supposed to save Star Wars, not shart on its corpse! 😂
Cuckloni has his balls in Kathleen Kennedy vice
Never trust an Italian in a cowboy hat.
Whats even worse: Much like Rogue One, Andor is written like a war movie. Not a Star Wars movie. Andor could easily have been an original show, let alone a well-written star wars show that jo one watched because the audience stopped caring four series ago.
Endless staring, talking, and basically doing nothing. I really wanted this to be good. Because I enjoyed the cartoon series immensely. What a disappointment.
someone explain to me why a thousand-year-old map hidden in a temple of "witches" should lead to the galaxy where Admiral Thrawn is hiding?
Watch Rebels.
11:40 11:45 11:50 "barely an inconvenience" I'm dying 🤣🤣🤣
"Combat-themed interpretive dance."
The green woman has the best facial expressions of the women I've seen so far. Ahsoka looks like she is falling asleep or suppressing a yawn.
I always forget to mention it, but I like how at the end of your videos, you always think people for watching even if they did not like it. Classy!
i loved the austin powers reference too!
I lost it at schnauzer 😂
One of Nerdrotic's best videos ever.
I learned yesterday that the actress just married Ewan McGregor. Church lady: “How convenient!”
Ok the grand inquisitor has an excuse since his species are born with two stomachs and it could also explain why he’s skinny in rebels
Green Lady? Clearly not a die-hard serious Star Wars fan if you're going to call Hera from Rebels ( an already-established major player and Star Wars lore on screen), the green lady. Wow. Love you to death but any SW credibility is gone
I've come to the conclusion that Star Wars is, in fact, no longer for me. The OG trilogy was such a huge part of my childhood. It's a bummer that every new show seems to be made by people who actually hate me for some reason I can't explain, but that realization really has helped me to just accept that it's all about "the message" now. I did like Andor though.
Don't give up on it yet man, andor was great, there's alot of potential for shit like that, they'll learn sooner or later that no one wants this shit
I hold exactly the same sentiment and also loved Andor. At least they can never take the OT from us. The Disney era has been so bad that it's even made me reassess the prequels: admittedly bad, but at least they are still George's visions.
I used to love Star Wars. Now I have been made to despise it. There is no coming back from this for me. Star Wars truly is dead.
Let’s be honest, after the green mess that is She-Hulk, are we really surprised that this happened?
Non of the people who made She-Hulk produced this. This was made by Dave Filoni.
Another gripe I have about these light saber impaling's that people keep surviving is that the weapon can EFFORTLESSLY slice through a person; So when someone gets stabbed like that, how awfully nice it is for the attacker to gently keep the blade straight instead of just nonchalantly moving their wrist to jerk the blade out the side of the person.
also it's not just a "hot sword" like they seem to think... it's literally superheated plasma that would make the internal organs explode instantly on contact due to being superheated by the blade's mere presence next to organic matter. Snoke's death may have been really stupid and cringe, but at least it showed how easy a lightsaber can cut through a person. Same with Darth Maul... But in Disney Star Wars a lightsaber to the chest/side/gut is just a mere flesh wound that can be healed with a bandaid and a kiss from mommy.
You not gonna mention Qui gon was stabbed by Maul in the stomach and waited for Kenobi to chop Maul in half to tell Kenobi the boy must be trained he's the chosen one and then he died.
Her clothes should have caught fire.
I suppose the rationale is that a light saber, being a light beam of intense heat and temperature, cauterizes the wound so their blood doesn't leak out, and the intestines are able to grow back together quickly. Anatomically the Vena Cava is near this side of the spine at the back of the gut cavity. Historical note: Oswald, Pres. Kennedy's assassin, was killed later by a single bullet traversing his gut FROM ONE SIDE TO THE OTHER, because he twisted, trying to get away from the gun shot, while held by both arms by deputies. Bad luck that. A simple gut shot (like these saber stabs) going from the front to the back would have been extremely easy to survive, just a gut patch and sewing up what was nicked or penetrated inside. BUT, the side to side bullet cut both his Vena Cava (blood return channel) and the Primary Artery to the guts and legs below. This drained him of blood, which they desperately tried to refill as they tried to sew up his severed vena cava and major artery. I talked to the surgeon who did it, who also was the emergency room doctor for Pres Kennedy. Weird huh? But very true.
@@NateTheScot no not how the lightsaber wound or it's healing process works. A lightsaber stab or cut cauterizes everything it touches the shield keeps 60% of extraneous heat in the saber unless turned off. most wounds that are in non vital area's can just use pre existing genetic material to repair damage, scar optional to a degree.
The opposite of love is not hatred.
It is apathy.
"Dave Filoni's blow up doll."
That is pure comedy gold right there.
Was 11 when I saw 1st SW in 77'...tapped out after Last Jedi. Never saw Rise. My 12 year old grandson has pretty much tapped out too after being a huge fan. They're losing the next generation of core fans.
How many formerly glorious franchises can Disney kill? At this point, how can it be anything but intentional?
When will they move on to cherished wokie properties to ruin?
I personally don't believe any star wars after original trilogy
Rest all Disney star wars is fanfiction written by gurl power females with the message yeah we can do it vibes
Much like how every fandom has fanfiction writing its just fart in the wind 😂
you mean Snow White?
As a German i say Thank You for stop this nonsens.
Rewrite the Story like you will should not be honored.
Snow White or Schneewitschen und die 7 Zwerge should not be a Girls Boss Feary Tail.
Kindness,innocence and making the best out of everything,
have melted everyones Heart.
She owes her Life the Huntsmen who spared her life,
with a Kill on Sight Order.
Not because she has skin White like Snow,Lips like blood and Hair like ebony.
Its her Kindness to everyone that lives,
that makes him doubt on the order.
@@KyriToe not even the prequels?
They don’t care about you, it’s the younger generations they want to brainwash and influence. You can make the young believe anything & it’s a lot harder to undo when done early.
The Force Is Female, M-She-U…I’m spotting a theme! Making predominantly male oriented movies, but not making them for males…I wonder why they are failing!? 🤣
It's turning a boy brand into a girl's brand. Just like with Marvel.
@@chaptermasterpedrokantor1623 yet they have failed brilliantly.
Imagine a masculinist lobby acquiring the rights of Barbie and turning Barbie into GI Joe's with dresses.
Then, they would insult girls and call them sexist and misandrist because they don't like the new Barbies.
That's exactly what happens now in reverse with Marvel and SW.
@@chaptermasterpedrokantor1623
In franchises that most girls are not interested in.
@@ArionNoble Yeah, nice huh? These days I welcome yet another Disney flop and all the woke temper tantrums surrounding them way more then yet another average movie.
Hmmm...if Qui Gonn can use a lightsaber to cut through a blast door in the Phantom Menace, it would be save to say that the lightsaber strike that Sabine suffered would have vaporized her liver, gallbladder and a good part of her large and small intestines. While the saber would likely cauterize any bleeding, it would likely set off a severe clotting cascade of area blood vessels, never mind going into severe shock from all the boiled and clotted blood.
And just ask Mickey Mantle how well you can live without your liver.
If it is hot enough to melt armored steel, it would also set her on fire.
Qui-Gon died the exact same way via Darth Maul, a light saber gut shot... Not sure why Qui-Gon died but Sabine lived......
You sound like a doctor, but that's the truth, actually 😂
@@onosemestefano9958 as long as I don't sound like a Disney doctor, I'll take it 👍
But it’s StarWars and completely fictional.
Mandalorian was entirely a fanservice show with rpg-game plot and filler characters to sell plushies, it's copium to say otherwise. Still watchable.
11:22 Fun Fact: Lightsabers burn at thousands of degrees, the blade consists of plasma which is a super-heated material, in this case it is pure energy being focused through the crystal in the hilt, using the force. The damage dealt by a lightsaber is more than just the size of the blade, if you get skewered it will cook the inside of your body almost instantly, the longer the blade is in the worse it is. A second would be all it takes to deal complete internal damage to the organs in the abdominal cavity.
Basically, if you get stabbed by a lightsaber it will be the most incredibly painful thing you can experience and you WILL die. No amount of science magic can un-cook your internal organs.
To be fair, you'd die instantly from the shock of so many blood vessels and organs bursting open. That open mouth Obi Wan gave before dying is likely the most he could do, including trying to scream
Yes, exactly. Qui-Gon died fast after getting poked with the hot stick and he was a Jedi master! These assholes don't care about the lore
Not true. I got stabbed with a lightsaber once but I got better. Knocked me on my ass for a good week or two though!
Cleary you don’t realize that the Force is Female!
@@Loyal_LionI was turned into a newt by a witch once, but I got better.
This whole wave of portraying women as men just baffles me. Every single one these days in every show has that same emotionless and reactionless demeanor. The idea that feminists think the way to better depict women is to get rid of any trace of femininity is hilarious. "I'm a better woman than you , I'm such a great woman you can't even tell I'm not a man!" 😂Utterly nuts. If I walked into a room with any of these modern female characters I'd get the hell out of there immediately, they're genuinely repulsive.
This guy will find any reason to hate on Disney and get triggered by them. Gets old after a while.
@@user-gs2jg7fr9eHating on Disney in its current evil state NEVER gets old, bot.
@@user-gs2jg7fr9e hey bot boy, theres nothing good about bad entertainment, when men were portrayed like this usually we get some emotion out of it from facial expressions or reactions to something we can identify as personal telling us WHY they're emotionless pits of blankness.
Good storytelling can SHOW us how they're feeling so WE feel it, showing us nothing gives us nothing, and this is seemingly nothing but "hey, this stuff happened, then this happend, ARE YOU INVESTED???"
@@user-gs2jg7fr9ehey superbot, why no response? Did you need to go to maintenance?
It is rather depressing. Wish I was born in an earlier era when women were women and men were men.
😮💨 the state of the movie/show industry is indescribably bad. It makes it more painful knowing how many brilliant and creative minds are out there creating scripts for fictional and even non fictional shows and movies, but are rejected because of the quotas and “guidelines”.
It’s absolutely disgusting and is obviously being done on purpose to demoralize and destroy.
Jokes on them I don't watch any of the vomit they are putting our and they are destroying themselves while independants are taking the stage.
Then there is the fan created content. The quality varies but there are some out there that I seriously think are written by professional writers.
So true, the real pros are of course deemed not fit to spread "the message", so they now have only the drooling cuckolds, who do anything the woke ESG scoring bigots want. Talent needs to find its way back.
Name two brilliant and creative minds.
I can agree with that. It reminds me all the time that these IPs *arent* mine. These fools can do whatever they want with their IP. I’m just no longer a fan. The Force Awakens was my last hope for Star Wars and it was just a woke reskin of a new hope. Should a called it a New Woke. Then they’d be shooting straight. But that’s not what folk like this do. I think the best advice is to create your own stuff and then promptly burn it before some ass clown comes along (this includes you) and ruins it.
Rosario is a good actress but she’s boring and soulless in this show and has zero personality
They've gone crazy having people survive from these stomach strikes ever since they "got away with" the completely insane storyline of Darth Maul's survival. It would have been more believable if Sabine had lost her hand in the dual.
Another character survived back in dark forces 2 so all they did was a lame cop out 😂
The Force is Female. Don't forget, Inquisitor Reva was strong enough to Survive two lightsaber ass- whoppins from Daddy Anakin. Lol
Maul survived much the same way in a Legacy EU comic. Much like how Palpatine returning was a nod to the old EU as well.
Qui-Gon was stabbed in the center of his stomach straight through, sauce going straight through his spine. No one can survive something going straight through their spine. Hera was stabbed very much right-of-center. If you shoot someone in the stomach to the left or right even if it goes through they're going to survive. It's not that far-fetched
@@joshuablevins4340 Darth maul was halfed above the hips, so was the guy from dark forces 2 your no one cam survive a spine wound is flawed its a lame Disney hack job
I appreciate honest reviews. It saves me lots of money!
Not money More like time
@@jjchilidogs1990 Yes, time is moar important than money at times!
This is a fact!
Money. Time. Energy
Man, these shows are baaaad!!!
You think this is an honest review??😂
Ryan George's "barely an inconvenience " fits perfectly to any obstacle a female lead encounters in postmortem Star Wars.
Super easy, barely an inconvenience!
Oh really?
Wow wow wow, wow wow.
The Force is Female has nothing to do w/ actual Star Wars writing, it had to do w/ another promotion. These HACKS are liars.
I love these guys.
So can we agree that the prequels weren't as bad as everyone made out to be and George made a huge mistake selling his franchise
They are so creatively bankrupt they can't even think of titles for their shows