Disney LIED and Star Wars DIED | Ahsoka Is a Massive Ratings FAILURE

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  • Опубликовано: 31 авг 2023
  • Disney's catastrophic year continues, and Lucasfilm is in full panic mode after another ratings failure. Disney Star Wars needed a big hit with Ahsoka, but unfortunately for The House of Mouse, it isn't.
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  • @kenner5208
    @kenner5208 9 месяцев назад +1274

    I’m 33, a Star Wars fan ever since the first time seeing it in the 90s as a kid.
    Now that I am an adult and have expendable income…Disney clearly doesn’t want my money. A life long fan
    The fact Disney isn’t marketing at all to the male demographic, proves they are tanking the company on purpose

    • @markmunroe-hz8rf
      @markmunroe-hz8rf 9 месяцев назад +173

      I'm no longer into Star Wars. But the original George Lucas vision and Extended Universe before Disney will always be in my heart.

    • @MrRossStanlick
      @MrRossStanlick 9 месяцев назад +48

      I’ve actually been wondering this lately, honestly seems like insiders opened heavy short positions after Endgame left theatres.

    • @Ihavehadmanynames7779
      @Ihavehadmanynames7779 9 месяцев назад +71

      I think it’s something much more sinister than we can all imagine. Remember, “He who rules over the children will rule the future” think very carefully about this. The extent that it goes to

    • @GuitarTunings33
      @GuitarTunings33 9 месяцев назад +78

      Probably part of a larger psychological war to demoralize. After all, representation is important and cultural icons being humiliatingly demolished... on purpose is correct.

    • @PricefieldPunk
      @PricefieldPunk 9 месяцев назад +55

      Disney made the mistake long ago of thinking the easily offended at everything people on Twitter were an audience with money.

  • @Lundarian1
    @Lundarian1 9 месяцев назад +2414

    "Initiating self-destruct protocol" is precisely what Disney has done to Star Wars.

    • @PhilipMarsei
      @PhilipMarsei 9 месяцев назад +33

      Nerdrotic has two thirds of the subs that Ashoka got in views, interesting hehehe. Good for Gary!

    • @pauljakeman
      @pauljakeman 9 месяцев назад +21

      More like what disneys done to Star Wars, Pixar, marvel and itself.

    • @WarBirdGhost
      @WarBirdGhost 9 месяцев назад +13

      Who's running Disney anyway, Heinz Doofenshmirtz?

    • @lawjef
      @lawjef 9 месяцев назад +23

      Everything in Disney Star Wars looks so…. Cheap. The actors are cheap B tier actors. The sets looked more realistic in 1977 than 2023. Everything looks plastic, sanitized and fake as all get out Etc etc.

    • @jasonscott7734
      @jasonscott7734 9 месяцев назад +16

      Awoka is a joke.

  • @lydiaruby89
    @lydiaruby89 9 месяцев назад +257

    Ooof I felt George's words so much. When we sold the family farm, a business that had been in our family for generations, that was my exact feelings. You have to cut every aspect of that part of your life out, any further involvement is just pain. I had to help dismantle our calf hutches, and it literally felt like I was dismantling my dreams. Those movies were his family, my cows were my family. And we had to sell. It broke me for a long time.

    • @MiaogisTeas
      @MiaogisTeas 9 месяцев назад +31

      A family home is precisely what is missing from modern Western society, and we get shown the consequences repeatedly with each passing day.

    • @TheWickedmo
      @TheWickedmo 9 месяцев назад +21

      He did not had too sell it, Lucas was greedy and wanted money, i blame him partially as well for what Disney is doing to Star Wars.

    • @scotthoward1265
      @scotthoward1265 9 месяцев назад +6

      But did HE have to sell? Or did he just want the almighty dollar?

    • @emdee8840
      @emdee8840 9 месяцев назад +7

      Relatable. Unable to keep the family farm due to skyrocketing school taxes.
      It felt like attending a family member's funeral.

    • @cannibaletiquette5038
      @cannibaletiquette5038 9 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@MiaogisTeasyet another half assed conclusion based on a macro view from a very limited perspective from a keyboard anthropologist. You sound about as smart as those folk on strike. you wanna get critical always start with yourself its great for context professor. Helps to rule out bias.

  • @JaimieSch
    @JaimieSch 9 месяцев назад +258

    Disney: "Ahsoka was watched by 14 million people, according to us."
    Everyone with a brain: "Lies! Deceptions!"

    • @user-mv3qm4qh8l
      @user-mv3qm4qh8l 9 месяцев назад +9

      All their reviews must be paid off to be as good as they are

    • @OscarSchneegans
      @OscarSchneegans 9 месяцев назад +8

      "Every day, more lies!"

    • @JohnDoe-bd9cx
      @JohnDoe-bd9cx 9 месяцев назад

      why pay for reviews when AI can fake them.@@user-mv3qm4qh8l

    • @beaverswag6545
      @beaverswag6545 9 месяцев назад +13

      @@user-mv3qm4qh8lnah ahsoka is good

    • @namingshard17
      @namingshard17 9 месяцев назад +1

      as a wise man once said, only darth mickey deals in absolute

  • @howard7073
    @howard7073 9 месяцев назад +651

    Who knew that going out of your way to alienate loyal fans was a bad idea?

    • @Cryaboutmyhandle
      @Cryaboutmyhandle 9 месяцев назад +32

      Budlight does!

    • @Peter-jl4ki
      @Peter-jl4ki 9 месяцев назад +25

      It has nothing to do with alienating the fans. Clearly the only reason Disney Star Wars failed is that it doesn't have enough LGBTQQIAAP++ representation in it. /s

    • @jonathanyaloussa
      @jonathanyaloussa 9 месяцев назад +10

      How could anyone? I mean, it's not like they had a bunch of RUclipsrs and disappointed fans to warn them.

    • @onefairyfan87
      @onefairyfan87 9 месяцев назад +10

      @@Peter-jl4kiNo friends, it’s clear that it’s the fans fault, they’re the ones to blame /s

    • @paulloughlin3732
      @paulloughlin3732 9 месяцев назад +7

      And they are reaping what they have sown. I hope it all burns.

  • @och70
    @och70 9 месяцев назад +789

    Every Disney failure warms my heart. They have ruined so many franchises, they deserve this karma.

    • @NotBCT
      @NotBCT 9 месяцев назад +32

      The only good The Mouse is a dead The Mouse.

    • @MatthewShep
      @MatthewShep 9 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@NotBCTgodzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died

    • @joseabreu-nn5cu
      @joseabreu-nn5cu 9 месяцев назад +9

      Ahsoka isn’t a failure I like the show

    • @MatthewShep
      @MatthewShep 9 месяцев назад +48

      @@joseabreu-nn5cu Woah, you are easy to entertain

    • @joseabreu-nn5cu
      @joseabreu-nn5cu 9 месяцев назад +8

      Ppl love to hate if it’s not perfect. Pathetic tbh… Filoni has put sm passion into Clone Wars that he brought it back for a beautiful conclusion n started Mando but out of Marvel, DC, n other fan bases STAR WARS FANS R THE WORST

  • @Rihcterwilker
    @Rihcterwilker 9 месяцев назад +69

    As someone that loved Clone Wars, seeing ahsoka's on Disney is like seeing a dead body being manipulated like a marionette.

    • @JoseManley
      @JoseManley 9 месяцев назад +3

      Then don't watch it. Amazing how that works.

    • @guyverjay1289
      @guyverjay1289 9 месяцев назад +9

      ​@@JoseManley- we aren't...did you not watch THIS video?

    • @0neiros.
      @0neiros. 8 месяцев назад

      @@JoseManley25 comments and counting Jose. Looking at your history it just shows to me you’re a mindless consumer, not really caring about anything and just watching. You said so yourself, you watched and still paid for the horrible star wars films. So, no wonder you defend this train wreck with your life.

    • @WTUJay
      @WTUJay 8 месяцев назад +3

      I’m literally outside on a smoke break and this made me laugh out loud. Genuinely funny comment.

    • @mmacedok
      @mmacedok 6 месяцев назад

      weekend at ahsoka's

  • @InvntdXNEWROMAN
    @InvntdXNEWROMAN 9 месяцев назад +57

    The lightsaber space cartwheel had me dying. That would be the point where I'd stop watching if I stumbled upon this episode randomly and started watching 😂

  • @DarthEvilicus
    @DarthEvilicus 9 месяцев назад +252

    At the rate Disney wars is declining into sheer stupidity, the Acolyte is going to have a girl boss take on 150,000 Sith single handedly, kill all but one, get decapitated, and be fine next episode

    • @Pottasium92
      @Pottasium92 9 месяцев назад +9

      Don’t forget that she is going to help the girls and with a big amazing plot twist is going to betray them so we can see her good acting and bossing in the next season.

    • @amalgam777
      @amalgam777 9 месяцев назад +3

      Tbf, that set up sounds pretty funny; like one of those Chinese xianxia fanfictions. I'd watch it and laugh

    • @scubasteve2189
      @scubasteve2189 9 месяцев назад +17

      Don’t forget she has to complain about men taking all the credit at some point, too. 👍🏻😉

    • @adamwillis908
      @adamwillis908 9 месяцев назад +4

      Acolyte been cancelled lol

    • @redroobarb4562
      @redroobarb4562 9 месяцев назад +2

      Personally I can't to watch the acolyte, it's going to be such a dumpster fire.

  • @HeisenbergFam
    @HeisenbergFam 9 месяцев назад +874

    Star Wars truly died the moment Disney bought the franchise

    • @Age_of_Apocalypse
      @Age_of_Apocalypse 9 месяцев назад +31

      Yup! 😭
      Those idiots at Disney have made decisions about Star Wars that literally cost the company billions of dollars! 🤦‍♂

    • @TheBryceWade
      @TheBryceWade 9 месяцев назад +15

      Exactly. Knew as soon as they bought it, that is was going to be taken about back and shot.

    • @MissMedeiros
      @MissMedeiros 9 месяцев назад +10

      exactly. I said that to my sister once and she said I was crazy...🫥

    • @juniisenpai3777
      @juniisenpai3777 9 месяцев назад +16

      yessir, no brain no heart no passion, nothing.

    • @mattchooblink
      @mattchooblink 9 месяцев назад +3

      4:20 dr evil 💀

  • @Milton2k
    @Milton2k 9 месяцев назад +11

    I was just shaking my head when Ahsoka's ship was hit several times... and the plot armor was so thick that it broke it all.

  • @dionrobison8516
    @dionrobison8516 9 месяцев назад +14

    Ashoka is the first Star Wars product that I just gave up on. I think most die hard fans that grew up on the original from 1977 always hold hope that the next Star Wars will be the one that restores the brand to fantasy and wonder. It happened in the early Mandolorian and with Andor for me… but I think they finally broke me. They are just killing the canon. Please just let a fan write it moving forward.

    • @JoseManley
      @JoseManley 9 месяцев назад +1

      As a fan - I watch the horrible last jedi - I watched the force awakens. Still a fan - Nerdotic and the moron Parade here are not fans.

  • @mrcorrosion1831
    @mrcorrosion1831 9 месяцев назад +285

    Imagine owning and operating a store and refusing service to 90% of your customer base. That's essentially what has happened, not just with Disney, to all of Hollywood.

    • @TravisHi_YT
      @TravisHi_YT 9 месяцев назад +9

      They aren't making this for normal viewers, they're making them for "investors".

    • @DVX_BELLORVM
      @DVX_BELLORVM 9 месяцев назад +16

      And still expecting that customer base to give you money for products they don't want.

    • @a.m.pietroschek1972
      @a.m.pietroschek1972 9 месяцев назад

      Yes, due to their highest virtues! After all, some deranged & supposedly LGBTQ declared us all biased, bigot, homophobe, and racist!!! And, that has nothing to do with those screeching misanthropes stealing money they are obviously not worth. 🤤

    • @Red_Devil_2011
      @Red_Devil_2011 9 месяцев назад +14

      Imagine the disgusting. colossal amount of greed, narcissism, and cruelty which must exist in these producers in order to simply not hire a single decent writer in a single one of their projects. We understand that they have their agendas and grift, sure. But STILL, to have this many films and shows and not ONE of them can make an interesting heroine or engaging conflict, must mean that they are PURGING all rational thought out of their studios.

    • @keegobricks9734
      @keegobricks9734 9 месяцев назад +16

      And the 10% you do service are avid shoplifters.

  • @markmunroe-hz8rf
    @markmunroe-hz8rf 9 месяцев назад +704

    Nerdrotic"s summary of Ashoka is far more entertaining than the series itself.

  • @JohnKrakatoa
    @JohnKrakatoa 9 месяцев назад +39

    You just made me realize that ahsoka just did a freaking flip in zero gravity..... wtf physics.... She would just float off into space

    • @Ungeboren1988
      @Ungeboren1988 8 месяцев назад +4

      Well we also had flak explosions from Turbo Lasers. So yeah not surprised there.

    • @JohnKrakatoa
      @JohnKrakatoa 8 месяцев назад

      @@Ungeboren1988 yeah that's what bothered me as well, like you know lasers don't just end and go poof near the target....wtf...but then I thought maybe they just can focus them directly to end on target and that's why they are turbo...meh

    • @great-wyrmII
      @great-wyrmII 8 месяцев назад +1

      Space magic idiot

    • @noname-wo9yy
      @noname-wo9yy 8 месяцев назад

      ​@Ungeboren1988 flak cannons are a cool concept I have no idea why they don't just have them

    • @michaelstricklett7130
      @michaelstricklett7130 8 месяцев назад +1

      They fly now through space.

  • @Ken19700
    @Ken19700 9 месяцев назад +4

    When she told Sabine Wren that she did good after stealing the map, unlocking it, losing it to the enemy, and getting herself stabbed I was done.

  • @el-danno
    @el-danno 9 месяцев назад +1905

    The last segment with George exudes more wisdom in the span of a minute than Disney Wars has or ever will.

    • @CaptainSpalding72
      @CaptainSpalding72 9 месяцев назад

      you hated George and Jar jar and hate the prequels... STFU

    • @paulmurgatroyd6372
      @paulmurgatroyd6372 9 месяцев назад

      I wonder if George had an idea that they were going to f* it up and decided he might as well take their money.

    • @MrGrzegorzD
      @MrGrzegorzD 9 месяцев назад +123

      yea, and it was hard to listen. So sad.

    • @liamphibia
      @liamphibia 9 месяцев назад +75

      And Star Wars Theory of all people called this episode the most George Lucas episode... whatever the hell that means.

    • @IDFCClan
      @IDFCClan 9 месяцев назад

      i mean its better then any other tv show on rn but def aint the real george lucas star wars but still its not anything amazing but nothing on tv is any good comparatively @@liamphibia

  • @robertweekes5783
    @robertweekes5783 9 месяцев назад +695

    Man, the South Park guys called it 10 years ago. That Disney wasn’t the right company for Star Wars. Those guys hit the nail every time!

    • @shailonnoelle7175
      @shailonnoelle7175 9 месяцев назад

      You should watch the one where George and Steven rape Indiana Jones lmao and that was the crystal skull. What we saw in the dial was necrophilia

    • @shackusratus
      @shackusratus 9 месяцев назад +57

      To be fair, that wasn't a difficult call.

    • @transformerstuff7029
      @transformerstuff7029 9 месяцев назад +35

      who would've expected the huge corporation to do what huge corporations do........

    • @MoreAwsomeMetal
      @MoreAwsomeMetal 9 месяцев назад +34

      And they saw it as soon as TFA was out, whereas most of the people had to wait TLJ before seeing everything was going wrong...

    • @ZenThruAnger
      @ZenThruAnger 9 месяцев назад +19

      They are the wise sages of our time.

  • @deubie0211
    @deubie0211 Месяц назад +1

    I'll never forget my mum surprizing me after school to take me and my little brother to see star wars in 1977, it was awesome. I'm 54 now and still get the same feelings from watching the originals, thank you disney for destroying my dreams of thinking star wars could keep the dream alive, absolutely despicably shameful.

  • @Optimusj1975
    @Optimusj1975 9 месяцев назад +2

    Buffer Effect: the MASSIVE resources they had shielded them from consequences for so long that they stop believing consequences even existed for them. But the time the resources that created a buffer get depleted finally arrived and now all the consequences they held in place are coming at once for them.

    • @samblack5313
      @samblack5313 9 месяцев назад +1

      The consequences are permanent. Any actor, any writer, any director, any producer, ANYONE from this era is involved with a project, it’s a no from me.

  • @svetlanaandrasova6086
    @svetlanaandrasova6086 9 месяцев назад +239

    We live in times when online reviews are more entertaining than shows themselves

    • @thedealmama3070
      @thedealmama3070 9 месяцев назад +4

      the reviews sre made for the fans, anything disney is just a cash gran st this point

    • @Film_Sushi
      @Film_Sushi 9 месяцев назад +5

      Truly, a golden era awaits us - Snow White, The Marvels, Robyn Hood... lol...

    • @svetlanaandrasova6086
      @svetlanaandrasova6086 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@thedealmama3070 i cant wait for reviews not the movies😆

    • @gunmankhan8167
      @gunmankhan8167 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@Film_SushiNo way are they actually making a Robin Hood movie called “RoByN” 😖😖😖

    • @Film_Sushi
      @Film_Sushi 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@gunmankhan8167 they do - in Canada. :) Tv show, not film though. Everyone is black and Robyn is, surprise surprise - a girl, of course. :)

  • @MrMrgoodguy35
    @MrMrgoodguy35 9 месяцев назад +328

    The lack of accountability is their biggest problem, it's never them.

    • @aguywhocanfly1335
      @aguywhocanfly1335 9 месяцев назад

      That's bc it's run by women.

    • @kennethelliott9248
      @kennethelliott9248 9 месяцев назад +2

      Same thing with hateful fan videos like this one. No accountability either when they lie.

    • @boepsie8975
      @boepsie8975 9 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@kennethelliott9248lie?

    • @damianoandreapatricelli9432
      @damianoandreapatricelli9432 9 месяцев назад +9

      ​@@kennethelliott9248where did he lied?

    • @breakshot7451
      @breakshot7451 9 месяцев назад +2

      and they do it like homer simpson, bum ouch, bum ouch, bum ouch. this girl boss bs over and over again

  • @buckfifty37
    @buckfifty37 9 месяцев назад +3

    How do you have two of the most financially successful franchises in history (Star Wars, MCU) and you fumble the ball this hard? It's actually shocking how completely they have destroyed both of these franchises. The real problem is Disney's catalog isn't big enough to justify a long-term subscription, even if they were putting out a superior product (which they aren't). At best Disney should be a tab on a larger streaming platform like Max or Netflix.

  • @xeanmartin6038
    @xeanmartin6038 9 месяцев назад +23

    Dude, I freaking love your content, you do a real awesome job. The outro with Lucas explaining what happened. . . Shivers.

    • @chs_ambs8356
      @chs_ambs8356 8 месяцев назад

      Yeah, he did it to himself, though. He should have never sold it.

  • @f3ynman44
    @f3ynman44 9 месяцев назад +452

    "They were your kids... and you sold them"
    "I sold them to the white slavers"
    😂 absolutely phenomenal way to end the video! Thank you, Nerdrotic! You, Drinker, MauLer, Az, and Disparu make all this tragedy bearable ❤

    • @TheSulross
      @TheSulross 9 месяцев назад +12

      relative to all the other comments - those final remarks by George indeed went mostly unnoticed for the very literal import, prescience, and actual veracity per fullfillment as to their meaning

    • @DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro
      @DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro 9 месяцев назад

      @@hnewc1919what is it with people suddenly having an obsession to blame one small percent of the population for everything wrong with a massive culture? I’m very sure it’s not a racial group’s fault that everyone’s stupid.

    • @afonsodeportugal
      @afonsodeportugal 9 месяцев назад +8

      @@hnewc1919 Exactly!

    • @pdexBigTeacher
      @pdexBigTeacher 9 месяцев назад

      Make it more bearable, and infinitely more entertaining.

    • @imagraph1597
      @imagraph1597 9 месяцев назад +2

      THAT PART

  • @cenglish7240
    @cenglish7240 9 месяцев назад +326

    Lucas's interview at the end has really helped me accept what Disney's done over the years with Star Wars. He's moved on so I have too. Great perspective from him.

    • @duckonquack6969
      @duckonquack6969 9 месяцев назад +9

      Yea but now we have to watch its reanimated corpse do a poor Impression of it 😢

    • @user-mv3qm4qh8l
      @user-mv3qm4qh8l 9 месяцев назад +17

      I still have a hard time doing so... I started watching the prequels when I was 10... I am 18 now and watched everything.
      I stopped watching after Kenobi (sorry Leia). I am now 18 and absolutely hate Kathleen Kennedy, she destroyed my childhood.

    • @gideondejongh838
      @gideondejongh838 9 месяцев назад +17

      @@user-mv3qm4qh8l Make a better childhood for your children and don't repeat Disney's crimes.

    • @jguenther3049
      @jguenther3049 9 месяцев назад +8

      I think he made an unconscious gesture towards the end of that footage.

    • @cdmarshall7448
      @cdmarshall7448 9 месяцев назад +2

      Lucas betrayed Star Wars.

  • @Markavelibjj
    @Markavelibjj 9 месяцев назад +10

    I love that line, "they turned a boys brand into a girl's brand, that neither like." Outstanding!!!

  • @termil6891
    @termil6891 8 месяцев назад +1

    Yesterday, I took the time to sit down and watch episodes 1 to 4, and I said to myself. This is NOT the Star Wars I grew up on. SMH

  • @MarkLaytonFoster
    @MarkLaytonFoster 9 месяцев назад +55

    A company whose entire ethos is the equivalent of a little girl torturing her little brother by making his GI Joes have a tea party

    • @dianabandicoot
      @dianabandicoot 9 месяцев назад +3

      😂😂

    • @harbl99
      @harbl99 9 месяцев назад +10

      "You have to let your sister play too."
      And, just like that, _Star Wars_ is deader than disco.

    • @Humans_Eh
      @Humans_Eh 9 месяцев назад +2

      Very good.

    • @ricardocardoso9734
      @ricardocardoso9734 9 месяцев назад +5

      This comparison is PERFECT 😂

    • @long9767
      @long9767 9 месяцев назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @FakefulandDisgracedSlaveClass
    @FakefulandDisgracedSlaveClass 9 месяцев назад +401

    That last clip with George was heartbreaking. Sure, the prequels he created were rough and werent intitially accepted, but damn if we only knew how much Disney was going to destroy the franchise
    ...

    • @bren42069
      @bren42069 9 месяцев назад +27

      They weren't even bad. Just a few scenes which they should have reworked, such as the Vader noooo scene which was an obvious parallel to the Luke nooo scene at Bespin but turned out too corny

    • @luisg2665
      @luisg2665 9 месяцев назад +25

      The fact that the fans turned on him for those films makes me glad they are learning the hard way to appreciate everything more.
      This is a direct result of toxic fans thinking they knew better. He is to blame for giving in onto the dark side and acting on his emotions but it shows the moment everyone fuck-up.

    • @Acesahn
      @Acesahn 9 месяцев назад +22

      Lucas wasn't nearly as smart or creative as we pretend, I remember before the Disney buy out the fans were fighting Lucas to stop bastardizing his own movies with CGI bs and retconed scenes... but even he was infinitely better then Kathleen Kennedy.

    • @burtreynolds8030
      @burtreynolds8030 9 месяцев назад +21

      @@bren42069I agree, if George hired a dialogue expert they’d be seen as just as good as the originals

    • @cameronjones8641
      @cameronjones8641 9 месяцев назад +10

      ​@bren42069 The lack of any charisma in the characters was the main issue. There was just nobody to love and that was the essence of the originals. Anakin should have been the lovable rogue so when he inevitably turned we should have been heart broken. Instead he was a petulant prick and no one really cared. You can argue that Jar Jar was aweful and the missed trick by not including a Vadar/Emperor Jedi hunt scene but it's the lack of lovable characters that ultimately let it down.

  • @RodgerRamjet
    @RodgerRamjet 9 месяцев назад +1

    47 Girl Bosses who cant be beaten by anyone in the Empire..
    Light sabers which can melt ultra high tech metal dont kill you when shoved thru your body, yet a tiny rapier sword from 1500 which was wafer thin, DOES..
    Disney has thrown the story into the dumpster, and simply vomited out anything they think will stick..
    no matter the fans have said no 1000 times,, Disney will try 1001 times to simply wear them out and force them to watch un-watchable shows..

  • @lysh6321
    @lysh6321 9 месяцев назад +1

    The truth is, that the "Force is Female" shirt, had NOTHING to do with Star Wars. It was part of a Nike campaign for the celebration of the "Air Force One" shoe line and that they (and a couple of other companies) where celebrating woman who came at the top at their profession.

  • @km3455
    @km3455 9 месяцев назад +131

    Feels like I’m living in an alternate universe. I just don’t have any interest in anything Star Wars or Disney affiliated. I just keep myself updated with these awesome youtube reviews.

    • @veronicahispana
      @veronicahispana 9 месяцев назад +2

      Same! And I grew up with the original trilogy, and was a huge SW fan until Episode I came along.

    • @R3TRO_YT
      @R3TRO_YT 9 месяцев назад +7

      I'm a year old fan, and I don't care, I'll watch the old movies, clone wars and rebels and only stick to the parts lucas did, I'm not letting a CORPORATION ruin my interest in anything, they have no souls, I do,so I'll use it👍

    • @BenRai2k
      @BenRai2k 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@veronicahispana I love the OT, and think SW went down hill with prequels, which is why it baffles me youtubers like this are acting like disney alone made SW go down hill. You should make your own mind up and watch content though. Not just be a sheep and follow others. Some of the Disney stuff is better than the prequel stuff.

    • @veronicahispana
      @veronicahispana 9 месяцев назад

      @@BenRai2k The original trilogy is the only legitimate Star Wars universe for me. Everything else is just fanfiction as far as I'm concerned, some of it is good, like seasons 1 and 2 of the Mandalorean, but that's about it.

    • @raskolnikov6443
      @raskolnikov6443 9 месяцев назад

      @@BenRai2knon of the Disney stuff is better than the prequels.

  • @viscountrainbows2857
    @viscountrainbows2857 9 месяцев назад +101

    Just when fans were experiencing Ahsoka fever, Disney rushed to find a cure.

    • @ssa6227
      @ssa6227 9 месяцев назад +15

      For men story made by women for women. Disney has no creativity to make girl stories so they just take old stories and shove women in them😂

    • @colorin81colorado
      @colorin81colorado 9 месяцев назад

      Jane Austen was an incredible woman that wrote some great novels.
      I have been married to my wife for over 32 years and have been a fan of Star Wars since 1977 (I was 15 back then) and yet last night we rewatched the 1990's BBC production of Pride and Prejudice and it was great fun!
      Stupid Kathelene Kennedy has no idea what female lead stories are capable of bringing to an audience (in my eyes she is evil and dumb at the same time!)

  • @philipcahill2369
    @philipcahill2369 8 месяцев назад +1

    The truth is it just isn’t Starwars any more. It’s “Star Was”
    There’s nothing new here. DisneyFilm has absolutely nothing new to offer, no amazing new worlds, characters, plots or wonder…just pale redrafts of previously better written stories by vastly more talented people.

  • @robertbutler8771
    @robertbutler8771 9 месяцев назад +2

    "There are very few things in the pop culture landscape more popular than the “Star Wars” franchise, so it should be no surprise that the latest live-action “Star Wars” TV series from Disney+, “Ahsoka,” took the top spot for the most watched streaming program in the latest Wrap Report for Aug. 21-27.
    Even more impressive, “Ahsoka” is the first non-Netflix program to snag the No. 1 spot on Samba TV’s streaming top 10 since “Avatar: The Way of the Water” on Disney+ and Max topped the charts in early June."

    • @samblack5313
      @samblack5313 9 месяцев назад +1

      Isn’t it amazing how things sound when people write their own reviews based on figures they made up 😃😄

  • @keegobricks9734
    @keegobricks9734 9 месяцев назад +340

    "I don't know what the truth is, I just know Disney isn't telling it"
    That was such a good line Gary. I'm legitimately impressed. That was perfect. Bravo man.

    • @Dragonage2ftw
      @Dragonage2ftw 9 месяцев назад

      It’s terrible.
      You can’t lie about ratings.
      I wouldn’t expect a meth addict to know any better but you should.

  • @benjaminlavallee8534
    @benjaminlavallee8534 9 месяцев назад +147

    The worst part is that I feel like any reasonable person with any degree of creativity and savvy could turn Disney around in a year from Bob's position. This makes me think that this is all being done on purpose to tank Disney for the purposes of consolidation of power.

    • @joshgamingvlogs5203
      @joshgamingvlogs5203 9 месяцев назад +17

      Kathleen Kenedy has the final say and I know for a fact she hates starwars and has made it her mission to run it into the grown

    • @benjaminlavallee8534
      @benjaminlavallee8534 9 месяцев назад +35

      Star wars isn't the only part of Disney being run into the ground. It's the whole thing.

    • @abakedtater8553
      @abakedtater8553 9 месяцев назад +34

      Ideology over profit. It's not about the money, it's about sending a message.

    • @josephaseven8461
      @josephaseven8461 9 месяцев назад +7

      Doubt it. Disney enjoyed so much public trust and they spent it all into debt. At this point it would take a decade at least to win back that trust.

    • @l.palacio9076
      @l.palacio9076 9 месяцев назад

      @@abakedtater8553 Exactly this. Big companies don't care about making money anymore, they are simply tools (or weapons) of cultural propaganda, all part of a bigger agenda from a small elite

  • @DiggerNick100
    @DiggerNick100 6 месяцев назад +1

    Can I sue Disney too for ruining my beloved childhood franchises to push the message?

  • @NGaMineFreaks
    @NGaMineFreaks 9 месяцев назад +4

    Watching and listening to the dialogue with the 3 main women characters in this series is like watching an episode of the “L word”. K. Kennedy does it again.

  • @BrickFighter13
    @BrickFighter13 9 месяцев назад +126

    Still can’t believe Disney found a way to ruin Ashoka, who was basically what Kennedy wanted Rey to be.

    • @Film_Sushi
      @Film_Sushi 9 месяцев назад +16

      After all the empirical evidence - face the truth, guys and accept that ruining the Star Wars was precisely THE masterplan all along. That´s what the old toad KK wanted so it ´s what she got. Mission accomplished.

    • @anthonyzullo
      @anthonyzullo 9 месяцев назад

      A man wrote a character she couldn't, of course she was gonna destroy his creation. Women destroy what men create because women can't do better. It's literally a repeat of female behavior EVERYWHERE! Women made male only spaces illegal in the 70s because men were having fun without women or because of women, so women out a stop to it. Its the exact same here.

    • @jakubsedlak2173
      @jakubsedlak2173 9 месяцев назад +26

      Honestly... I don't think that Kennedy even knows who these characters are... She probably thinks that the Rebels were led by captain Kirk.

    • @davidpalillero29
      @davidpalillero29 9 месяцев назад +3

      They didn’t what are you guys even talking?

    • @jcarry5214
      @jcarry5214 9 месяцев назад

      @@davidpalillero29 Yeah I don't understand it either. These are the adult characters that came from the child characters. Ahsoka is an actual Jedi with training, and yet she still makes mistakes and has self doubt and has shortcomings. She's a well balanced character.

  • @christiangauthier727
    @christiangauthier727 9 месяцев назад +329

    Absolutely LOVED the Clip of the Drinker saying: "Nah. It'll be fine!" Totally laughed my ass off!
    The placement and timing was the perfect setup to take us by surprise!

    • @javastwel
      @javastwel 9 месяцев назад +2

      'Critically' timed perfectly, tcd has such a good voice for ripping on shit movies.. go away now

    • @ddubzz_
      @ddubzz_ 9 месяцев назад +14

      Came to the comments looking for this 😂

    • @beliffywu5804
      @beliffywu5804 9 месяцев назад

      yeah you people are clearly all simps for angry youtube creators. living in your own echo chamber and bubbles believing everyone thinks the same as you

    • @crank1985
      @crank1985 9 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@ddubzz_You're not alone...

    • @Dragonage2ftw
      @Dragonage2ftw 9 месяцев назад

      You have a bad sense of humor, huh?

  • @johnmcauliffe8824
    @johnmcauliffe8824 9 месяцев назад +1

    Remember when deflecting a blast from a heavy turret with a lightsaber was difficult

  • @ShEDDiNgmYSkiN
    @ShEDDiNgmYSkiN 9 месяцев назад +4

    "Initiating self-destruct protocol." It's like a euphemism for Disney Lucasfilm.😂

  • @anjuneko
    @anjuneko 9 месяцев назад +61

    Sometimes I want to think that George Lucas was a masterclass troll when he handed off the company to someone that would be utterly incapable of continuing his legacy and run it into the ground to spite the company that bought the franchise and to stick it to the fans who thought it would be better in the hands of someone new

    • @mala6238
      @mala6238 9 месяцев назад +7

      100%

    • @pyramidion5911
      @pyramidion5911 9 месяцев назад +3

      Thats something Disney would do, not George. Being a manipulative POS isn't cool.

    • @brandonlaughingsr1963
      @brandonlaughingsr1963 9 месяцев назад +11

      I don't really blame him for selling it, the money was immense, and at the time Disney seemed like a good bet to take care of his baby.
      Mickey didn't show his fangs until after

    • @SpFlash1523
      @SpFlash1523 9 месяцев назад +14

      George definitely got the last laugh to those who thought Disney would make better Star Wars movies than him.

  • @mylanthony
    @mylanthony 9 месяцев назад +280

    The fact of “reading pixels from screen” is actually more shocking than Disney’s failures

    • @jakobbraun5180
      @jakobbraun5180 9 месяцев назад +9

      I think it is picture recognition - if they have a match, they know what you are watching and can measure the time by comparing the last pic you had before shutdown.

    • @donkeysaurusrex7881
      @donkeysaurusrex7881 9 месяцев назад +23

      Yeah, I sort of want to help influence what gets made by being counted, but not by bringing a robospy into my house.

    • @christiangauthier727
      @christiangauthier727 9 месяцев назад

      Yeah, the Video barely glanced at this info by reading it & having zero reaction (although, to be fair, it was sooo far off topic that it was the right thing to do; but definitely should be brought up in a Video dedicated to this subject!), but I was FLOORED!
      It's totally fine for Companies to find ways and use tools to measure their products' success, relevance and to assess the public's reception & opinion, and there are tons of (traditional) ways to get this done.
      But infringing on the Privacy of the Customers, the Population at large, most definitely using the infos (metadata) they glean this way to profit even further from their products, only this way, it's by gathering metadata (media/show/content preferences of an individual or a household) and certainly cross-referencing it with/adding it to the Metaprofiles the GAFA build on us, probably selling this personal metadata...
      The way Portable Technology is now used by Corps with "Bad" Intentions to continuously Spy on us, listening to everything we say, every website we visit, every single Google Search we make, what we watch on YT, all the infos that is gleaned through the Social Media Apps, scrutinizing all we type, using our Phone's GPS (even when turned off, your location is well known through triangulation of your Cellphone's connection to the Network as the signal/data it sends to stay signed in (to receive Calls for example) bounces off off the many Transmitter/Amplification Towers around you... And so much more that Phones do to spy on you, with every info they learn getting added to your Metaprofile so that Corps can better target, personalize their Ads...
      All this Data, that includes your Health status & issues, the meds you take, etc., where you go, what you believe in, your Political Affiliations or Preferences, basically everything about you...
      This Data is out there somewhere, certainly in Clouds & Data Centers, and can be used against us SO EASILY, with dramatic consequences! Just take a look at Ch¡.N@'s use of Facial Recognition AI's combined with all the information one gives to the Government (including Healthcare System) over the course of their life, WITH all the Metadata they collect on you, paying particular attention to all your online statements, AND everything that is easily learned (on top of all that!) about you through Videosurveillance from the omnipresent Cameras in Cities, where there are pretty much no dead angles left and the AI constantly Tracks you through advanced Facial Recognition...
      It's SO FREAKING SCARY!
      And while we might feel safe from this kind of Dystopian Nightmare, MAINLY being Spied on for Commercial Purposes (except if Law Enforcement/NSA gets interested in you, then you have no secrets), THE MERE FACT THAT the Capacities of the Tech in our environment, especially Wearable Tech like your Cell, keep augmenting & thus able to gather more and more info about you, constitutes a growing potential threat.
      The World is changing rapidly, including ideologically, and it would take very little to eventually find ourselves in the same situation (or worse, as means to spy & control keep expanding) as those living in Ch¡N@. Only it would be more gradual so that people would mind a bit bit do nothing about it because they have no control over something that seems so benign, making them give up their Privacy and Freedom tiny pieces at a time in the name of better Security, so that by the time a Western Government would actually implement a radical Dystopian System, it would be far too late to do anything, and most people would even be fine with it!
      All this to say that this Picture Recognition on your Cable to monitor what you watch, how long, like, etc., IS GOING A BIG STEP TOO FAR!

    • @user-vg7ck4tq2f
      @user-vg7ck4tq2f 9 месяцев назад +9

      All the porn-watchers in here are sweating around the collar.

    • @WhisperByte
      @WhisperByte 9 месяцев назад +2

      And some company (I think Google) registered a patent for a technology that monitors your eyes to make sure that you are watching ads.

  • @HENRYGCOLLINS
    @HENRYGCOLLINS 9 месяцев назад +1

    My 11 year old son just found it boring and my 8 year old just walked off. They're losing young lads.

  • @MrSkitlesFiddles
    @MrSkitlesFiddles 9 месяцев назад +9

    That single clip from Luke screaming "got him" had more acting and personality than the entirety of Disney Starwars.

  • @Shifft-This
    @Shifft-This 9 месяцев назад +114

    11:52 This is really where it's at. Know your audience. Disney knew their audience for Star Wars and intentionally attempted to "subvert their expectations". You know what happens when a product has expectations and the people making the product purposefully subvert them (not because failure but because of intention)? All the fans with expectations stop buying the product.

    • @viscountrainbows2857
      @viscountrainbows2857 9 месяцев назад +10

      One good way to subvert expectations is when a band known for playing one genre or in a particular style, will shift to other sounds, maybe even entire genres. But the difference there is, most of these bands don't make their newer material as a "Feck you" to the old fans, at least not overtly.

    • @bottlethrower1544
      @bottlethrower1544 9 месяцев назад +5

      Remember that Disneys most valuable customer is Black Rock

    • @eduardopena5893
      @eduardopena5893 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@viscountrainbows2857 I suppose sort of like Metallica did. They had to evolve. Some hardcore fans did get a bit angry at them for selling out, but they are super rich now because of it.

    • @viscountrainbows2857
      @viscountrainbows2857 9 месяцев назад

      @@eduardopena5893 Precisely; they'd be run aground if they decided to release Kill Em All in varying flavors for 14 albums; instead they expanded and adapted to the changing music climate. Next thing you know a band with METAL in their name is one of the most successful rock bands globally because they knew that there is more in them than pure breakneck speed. Sometimes you gotta bust out that Grandspas Guitars.

  • @rexlumontad5644
    @rexlumontad5644 9 месяцев назад +100

    Hera: "The Empire is defeated and now the galaxy is at peace."
    Chopper: *"I DON'T WANT PEACE! I WANT PROBLEMS! ALWAYS!"*

    • @dshadows2966
      @dshadows2966 9 месяцев назад +3

      The last Metroid is in captivity, the galaxy is at peace.
      Ridley: Hold my beer.

    • @megaman37456
      @megaman37456 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@dshadows2966 The last metroid escaped, the galaxy is no longer at peace.

    • @kriegschwert
      @kriegschwert 9 месяцев назад

      🤔Chopper sounds like a Left Wing activist.

  • @Tential1
    @Tential1 9 месяцев назад +2

    13:00 he broke up with Star Wars better than I've broken up with any of my exes

  • @Lobosalsa9
    @Lobosalsa9 9 месяцев назад +4

    I know this has been said many times before, but watching your content and other's like yours, and watching Disney SW just go down in flame has been so much more entertaining than any SW content they have come out with. Just mind blowing.

    • @JoseManley
      @JoseManley 9 месяцев назад

      His content is flakey -crap. Trust me - he will make at least 20 episodes of his rambling about a show he hates - over and over again. I say end it all so you will never have to watch another star wars show or movie again. You and nerdotic will die an empty death

  • @dianabandicoot
    @dianabandicoot 9 месяцев назад +280

    As entertaining as these rant videos are on YT it’s so sad this has happened to all our favorite films and franchises

    • @IDFCClan
      @IDFCClan 9 месяцев назад +7

      yea i grew up on the animated series its not nearly as good but still this tv show is better then what other series are out rn

    • @eduardopena5893
      @eduardopena5893 9 месяцев назад +11

      It isn't so sad if you just think of it this way, that only the original Star Wars is canon. All of the other movies that came after are not Star Wars.

    • @andysalter7192
      @andysalter7192 9 месяцев назад +9

      Women will come in a destroy Everything Men love.

    • @eduardopena5893
      @eduardopena5893 9 месяцев назад +5

      @@andysalter7192 Just ask Adam.

    • @ravenmad9225
      @ravenmad9225 9 месяцев назад

      Star Wars Explained has a different view on things.

  • @michaelbauer2950
    @michaelbauer2950 9 месяцев назад +49

    My prediction is that they will find Thrawn in the final 5 minutes of the last episode. It will end on a cliffhanger to "require" a season 2.

    • @Captain_Insano_nomercy
      @Captain_Insano_nomercy 9 месяцев назад +2

      Absolutely

    • @mbt808
      @mbt808 9 месяцев назад +8

      Or Thrawn will be defeated by the power of friendship and Morgan will monologue about how Thrawn is a disappointment. Considering Disney’s track record anyway.

    • @ruinerblodsinn6648
      @ruinerblodsinn6648 9 месяцев назад +3

      Thrawn will be female. It has to be.

    • @JiltedValkyrie
      @JiltedValkyrie 9 месяцев назад

      Or watch, Ezra Bridger comes back all chiseled and gritty and saves the day.

    • @TheyWantMeGone69
      @TheyWantMeGone69 9 месяцев назад +2

      Or Thrawn turns out to be a pathetic loser who didn't wan't to be found.

  • @leudwigvonshwartsenhelm3624
    @leudwigvonshwartsenhelm3624 9 месяцев назад +1

    I think it's funny how fast everyone at Disney stopped talking about Indiana Jones flopping.

  • @jguenther3049
    @jguenther3049 9 месяцев назад +1

    Did anyone else catch the (unconscious?) tear-wiping gesture as George says, "Okay, I will go my way, and I'll let them go their way. . ."

  • @friendlyadvice7302
    @friendlyadvice7302 9 месяцев назад +45

    Everything they touch , Disney kills. They're like the Planned Parenthood of the entertainment industry.

  • @josephmccurdy9327
    @josephmccurdy9327 9 месяцев назад +97

    That Toby Maguire cameo was gold

    • @winstonjwingo
      @winstonjwingo 9 месяцев назад +6

      I love that part where he is dancing to James brown😊

    • @NM-ue8on
      @NM-ue8on 9 месяцев назад

      What cameo

    • @nazirosmani7052
      @nazirosmani7052 9 месяцев назад +3

      @NM-ue8on when ahsoka is talking to little hologram hera look to the right of the hologram. Not in the actual show of course

  • @markrayes2973
    @markrayes2973 9 месяцев назад

    why is anyone suprised at the low view and rating count? the star wars community made it clear after book of boba fett that we were no longer staying subscribed to Disney...if a show shows potential...we would waot for it to fully release, dive in for 1 month and cancel the subscription as soon as we finished binging the what 7 to 9 episodes... no reason in paying Disney 2 to 3 months for content they are slowly letting out... that was echoed even further with season 3 of mando.

  • @eddiebendigo7317
    @eddiebendigo7317 9 месяцев назад +3

    Props to his editor making Disney starwars watchable for a second 😂😂

  • @markmunroe-hz8rf
    @markmunroe-hz8rf 9 месяцев назад +84

    Disney is not having a disasterous year. It's having an apocalyptic year.

    • @andrewpytko4773
      @andrewpytko4773 9 месяцев назад +11

      Let the Mouse die. Kill it if you have to.

  • @canarynoir2874
    @canarynoir2874 9 месяцев назад +26

    Agree with you that’s it no longer that Disney split the fanbase. They completely diminished the fan base. Even those remaining are lukewarm.

    • @ItsaKindOfMagic86
      @ItsaKindOfMagic86 9 месяцев назад

      those remaining arent real fans, they just like to consume disney product and wait for next product, they have low standards
      fans have some sense of knowledge for good story telling and artistry that goes into making sci-fi and fantasy
      those that still watch and defend disney's content are mindless consumers, i dont count them as fans, that is an insult to the fandom and fans in general

  • @blainemills1408
    @blainemills1408 8 месяцев назад +1

    The numbers for all those starwars shows are plain evidence that the fans of star wars aren't watching, 158 million subscribers and the premiers are only getting 1-3 million views?

  • @Junior_Rocky
    @Junior_Rocky 9 месяцев назад +3

    For the life of me, I can’t understand why they keep Kathleen Kennedy around!!! If you look up incompetence in the dictionary, you will find a picture of her. 😬

  • @TheTwo_Faces
    @TheTwo_Faces 9 месяцев назад +24

    I think losing millions could not have happened to a more deserving company.

    • @cluedo2527
      @cluedo2527 9 месяцев назад

      Good thing they didnt

  • @JoeBossRedSeven
    @JoeBossRedSeven 9 месяцев назад +95

    That last bit with George was a gut ripper... WOW! I mean I have seen it many times in the past but after Garry's video summation of just EXACTLY what has been up with Mouse-Gurlz-Club...🤶🥂☣🐀💩✨ ending it like that was HORRIFICALLY GLORIOUS!

  • @Mrbluedude73
    @Mrbluedude73 8 месяцев назад +6

    All I hear is whining. This show is great.

    • @fabian7842
      @fabian7842 Месяц назад

      The show was fking assss

    • @abhishekkaswa2483
      @abhishekkaswa2483 4 дня назад

      But you can see that the quality has dropped from original from the original two trilogies and we can understand that if all they wanted was to just keep up with it and quality declined but nope it's clearly their obsession with being woke and they even destroyed Indiana Jones my bro, at least you feel that right ❔😢

  • @davidford1564
    @davidford1564 8 месяцев назад

    Disney would freak out if they saw the number of gun manufacturer t-shirts on their production crews in Hollywood South(especially on "National Treasure.')

  • @Disney_Dreamers
    @Disney_Dreamers 9 месяцев назад +133

    It's bad when you know Spaceballs makes better Star Wars than Disney Star Wars

    • @Bootyeater999
      @Bootyeater999 9 месяцев назад +9

      Spaceballs good days 😂

    • @MatthewShep
      @MatthewShep 9 месяцев назад +6

      "Comb the desert"

    • @stevewright9779
      @stevewright9779 9 месяцев назад +10

      There are Star Wars pr0n spoofs that show more respect to the source material and are better Star Wars than Disney Star Wars.....

    • @gregthomas4119
      @gregthomas4119 9 месяцев назад +1

      Blue harvest

    • @xcyan_lilyx5788
      @xcyan_lilyx5788 9 месяцев назад +4

      Spaceballs is comedy gold

  • @leonardceres9061
    @leonardceres9061 9 месяцев назад +31

    when I watch a movie or show with a strong, female protagonist, I want to see women who come up with clever solutions to problems and shows thier strengths despite their physical disadvantages not in “spite”, of men’s strengths.

    • @oXRaptorzXo
      @oXRaptorzXo 9 месяцев назад +1

      There’s nothing in here spiting men’s strength. And having the force bypasses any biological barrier in physical strength

    • @PSYCHOSCION
      @PSYCHOSCION 9 месяцев назад

      @@oXRaptorzXo I wouldn't say that having the force makes it that physical strength is equal. If you put any female Jedi vs. a Clone Trooper I'm pretty sure the clone will win in a contest of physical strength. Otherwise yeah there isn't anything spitting men in this show. Most of Drinker and Nerdrotic's takes in this show is pretty terrible when it comes to the characters.

    • @pascalsimioli6777
      @pascalsimioli6777 9 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@oXRaptorzXononsense. Then you could just simply use the force to lift a mountain and drop it on the enemy base, except you can't cause the force has a physical limit tied to the user.

    • @oXRaptorzXo
      @oXRaptorzXo 9 месяцев назад

      @@PSYCHOSCION A female Jedi would absolutely destroy a clone trooper though. I don’t see how it could be otherwise

    • @oXRaptorzXo
      @oXRaptorzXo 9 месяцев назад

      @@pascalsimioli6777 that isn’t what I meant maybe I phrased it wrong. I meant that a woman with the force has the same potential as a man with the force if they both have the same midichlorian count. There’s no male/female power difference in force use

  • @calcariachimera
    @calcariachimera 9 месяцев назад +3

    Love the Bully Maguire edit, please do more !

  • @leeeisan6786
    @leeeisan6786 9 месяцев назад +2

    This guy is so awesome..just slays me
    Rosario’s facial expressions don’t change, it looks like she’s stroking out periodically. This is all so poor and contrived..I don’t know how things got so terrible but Disney has become a woke/politically correct plague

  • @diggi3247
    @diggi3247 9 месяцев назад +323

    It's like watching a loved one ruin their life, knowing you can't do anything to help them though you know precisely how to help them...

    • @thomaswilliamson298
      @thomaswilliamson298 9 месяцев назад +8

      So much truth in that sentence.

    • @user-jw6ng7ri8b
      @user-jw6ng7ri8b 9 месяцев назад

      It's more like watching a beloved grandfather figure give his empire to a yippy political science major shebitch that uses all his money to fund a protest against the company he made. It's only a matter of time before Disney is gone. But I will chose to remember Walt Disney not Alt Disney....they will be forgotten and only talked about when people talk about how not to fuck away billions of dollars.

    • @Dragonage2ftw
      @Dragonage2ftw 9 месяцев назад +3

      None of you should ever touch SW.

    • @JaSon-wc4pn
      @JaSon-wc4pn 9 месяцев назад +1

      Can't wait to watch this...... With women
      Anyone remember Star Wars.
      Insane to see this video get more views in one day than Big bucks Disney

    • @Nehesi
      @Nehesi 9 месяцев назад +2

      @diggy3247 I just went through exactly this and...apt comparison.

  • @AtelierOfWeebs
    @AtelierOfWeebs 9 месяцев назад +198

    I love how they could cut a whole ship almost in half with one single swing, but they couldn't cut sabine at point blank

    • @dycedargselderbrother5353
      @dycedargselderbrother5353 9 месяцев назад +21

      Looks like Disney never took the power scaling course.

    • @shailonnoelle7175
      @shailonnoelle7175 9 месяцев назад +18

      Or meld her organs together as she internally bleeds to death

    • @baskoning9896
      @baskoning9896 9 месяцев назад +20

      Wowow, she is a strang woham, dont you know, they can do EVERYTHING they set their mind to. Or so disney tells them.

    • @AtelierOfWeebs
      @AtelierOfWeebs 9 месяцев назад

      @@baskoning9896 oh poor silly brown straight male, obviously I'm wrong and she's right, what was I even thinking, in fact, I don't think, me puppet, me consume

    • @spartanonxy
      @spartanonxy 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@dycedargselderbrother5353 Not power scaling. Internal consistency.

  • @gregk1489
    @gregk1489 9 месяцев назад +1

    "nah, it'll be fine!" i spit out my beer laughing!!

  • @barryballinger6023
    @barryballinger6023 9 месяцев назад +1

    There are 7 Star Wars movies including Rogue One. There’s no Rey, Kylo Ren, or First Order. The Rebel Alliance restored the Republic and Luke started a new Jedi order.

  • @rexlumontad5644
    @rexlumontad5644 9 месяцев назад +13

    EU Legends New Republic: *retains military power and fought powerful enemies until the bitter end*
    Disney New Republic: *disarmed 90% of its armed forces and folded immediately to the First Order who took out its capital world of Hosnia and neighboring planets.

    • @tgiacin435
      @tgiacin435 9 месяцев назад

      I’d consider that hubris, but I feel like they could do a better explanation because in Ahsoka, the capital is still on coruscant

    • @Manco65
      @Manco65 9 месяцев назад +2

      Kind of a parallel to real life these days ain't it?

    • @TheMaleRei
      @TheMaleRei 9 месяцев назад

      You're partially correct.
      It is EU.
      Use not the language of the Mouse - except to mock them.
      And yes, the writing is garbage - deliberately so.

  • @genefreeman9591
    @genefreeman9591 9 месяцев назад +10

    Star Wars now feels like I’m playing with my sister who has no intentions of staying in the realm of Star Wars, but doing some random shit and my parents are forcing me to play with her.

  • @delta4135
    @delta4135 9 месяцев назад +2

    2:28 I know that guy. He worked for Dr. House.

  • @plainbagel9192
    @plainbagel9192 9 месяцев назад

    When Plaid Speed in Spaceballs makes more sense than surviving a gut wound from a lightsaber.

  • @doop00
    @doop00 9 месяцев назад +71

    I would feel pretty bad watching my life's work being boiled down into this mess. But I'm sure the big pile of cash ease the pain a little bit.

    • @underthepale
      @underthepale 9 месяцев назад +1

      Turns out that, once you get used to the feeling, nothing sleeps better than a huge pile of money.

    • @nickllama5296
      @nickllama5296 9 месяцев назад +8

      I'm pretty sure George hasn't watched a minute of any of this trash. And yeah, 4 billion dollars helps you sleep at night quite, quite well.

    • @cynikuu
      @cynikuu 9 месяцев назад +5

      Does the cash really matter that much when you were already rich? I feel like seeing your life's work be desecrated so much would feel much worse than more money when you already had as much as you could spend

    • @dennismoore1116
      @dennismoore1116 9 месяцев назад +4

      Perhaps Lucas thought it would perpetuate the universe for the fans after he was not handling it. He at the very least sold it to the wrong company. One does wonder if it was simply crass greed. He was done with it. So why not capitalize on it while he could. Disney was big enough to pay the most. @@cynikuu

    • @Bro-dot-
      @Bro-dot- 9 месяцев назад

      The large amounts of cash would be fantastic if Disney wasn’t literally going broke right now.

  • @gdr1174
    @gdr1174 9 месяцев назад +31

    Maybe making tv shows and movies is a lot easier when there are no fans left to judge you.. its genius 😂

  • @moutsatsosa
    @moutsatsosa 8 месяцев назад +2

    At least one thing is for certain with this series.
    This time the Sith are going to win and take over the galaxy simply because all the men seems to have joined them there on their exile.

  • @Threemore650
    @Threemore650 8 месяцев назад +1

    Im not a Hollywood fan particularly, I’m here for the vindication of my culture under attack.
    Your channel and style are the _only_ ones I want to watch on this subject.
    You are most masterful. The power that emanates from you is bigger than RUclips.

  • @edgarplummer6750
    @edgarplummer6750 9 месяцев назад +18

    The good news is the Ahsoka episode 3 is just over 29 minutes, the bad news is the Ahsoka episode 3 is just over 29 minutes.

  • @mightysavage459
    @mightysavage459 9 месяцев назад +43

    I always had reservations about Disney's acquisition of Star Wars. The problem I see with many of the movies Disney has released is their emphasis on promoting a gender narrative rather than focusing on the story itself. If they were to prioritize character development, they might achieve better results. Unfortunately, at this point, I've lost hope that things will improve under this management.

    • @ShawnGilbert1967
      @ShawnGilbert1967 9 месяцев назад +2

      It wasn't as prevalent in 2011

    • @donquantum1615
      @donquantum1615 9 месяцев назад

      Ai will allow fans to make their own versions of these iconic stories and make sure Luke takes down a whole army of sith and dark overlords and still stands at the end of the movie... I am just waiting for the tech to make my own version in a few hours and microwave me a movie...that's where it headed in another year or two.

    • @femiairboy94
      @femiairboy94 9 месяцев назад

      @@donquantum1615the hardware for that kind of tech is still at least a decade away. Also the movie market will be diffracted if everyone can produce a feature length in a matter of hours.

    • @juhispetteri6039
      @juhispetteri6039 9 месяцев назад

      when did this show put their gender as a focus point??? like jesus christ you people just keep on whining and whining about their gender. like how are they then supposed to do a show like this, where there are women antagonists by your standards? fucking stop whining about everything

    • @OctavianAsix
      @OctavianAsix 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@femiairboy94 "diffracted" is definitely a funny word to say that you don't understand youtube is already a diffraction if such a thing exists
      Or maybe I should say it and it's competitors, the general democratisation of HD cameras and access to information have caused said diffraction
      Made it so everyone and I mean 100% of people, are slowly but surely turning into "content creators"
      My point is your thesis assumes ai content is created in a void and uploaded to the void..
      Ignoring "platforms"
      You also portend that a lower barrier to entry will lead to more trash content, which is true
      But it'll also necessarily lead to more➕➕➕"better" content..
      In fact you more explicitly imply it would be a bad thing for "everyone to be able to produce a movie in a matter of hours"
      Tho you call them "feature lengths" which is another hint as to wether or not you might be a boomer
      Yamean
      Not necessarily as an attack but I'm trying to say maybe you're part of the status quo in some way, otherwise I'd be suspicious on your "decade away" prediction

  • @ruben3305
    @ruben3305 9 месяцев назад +4

    The George Lucas statement at the end is on point!

  • @felixgaede6754
    @felixgaede6754 9 месяцев назад +1

    "Another Disney character surviving a gun shot from a lightsaber"
    Since when do they all use the Ezra style saber?

  • @lancerussell3605
    @lancerussell3605 9 месяцев назад +87

    D+ Seems like a fitting name for their streaming service and the quality of their content. Just like the grades we got in school. Disney consistently turns out D+ material. It's the grade they deserve.

    • @dronesclubhighjinks
      @dronesclubhighjinks 9 месяцев назад +3

      Good one!

    • @dycedargselderbrother5353
      @dycedargselderbrother5353 9 месяцев назад +1

      That's also around the grade where you don't completely give up on the kid. The parts are there, just apply them differently...

    • @jmass4207
      @jmass4207 9 месяцев назад +1

      Their quality is straight F tier. Gotta be a little truthful when you lie.

    • @lancerussell3605
      @lancerussell3605 9 месяцев назад

      @@dycedargselderbrother5353 but these aren't kids? This is an old business corporation that has done remarkably well historically but they've departed from their core values, creativity, and generally speaking what made them great. Their new content really can't stand on its own two feet if it wasn't for the brand names they own. But as with the kid analogy somethings gotta change fron the status quo. And this status quo and bar for disney is d+ at best.

  • @mdturnerinoz
    @mdturnerinoz 9 месяцев назад +162

    Gary, I am an old fart (75) who loved the first 3 Star wars, and sort of tolerated the 2nd 3, but I am done with Star Wars and Disney (been to Disneyland three times, but never again). I really love this version of your show for all it's interjections and your commentary. Keep at the bastards!

    • @BMD-nn8wc
      @BMD-nn8wc 9 месяцев назад +2

      I, also, when phantom came out i believed i was too old for jar jar. I was wrong. Disney does not care why should we?

    • @baskoning9896
      @baskoning9896 9 месяцев назад +2

      Tell me about how great game of thrones was, when they had an actual writer behind the story. And what a complete joke the last few seasons where. And what an abomination the last season was. Hollywood does not want to tell great stories. They want to propagandize people, especially children, as they are still easy to manipulate and brainwash.

    • @lesterparker1594
      @lesterparker1594 9 месяцев назад +4

      If you get a chance go back and watch the prequels again. Over the years I’ve grown to love them. They hold up, especially compared to movies today.

    • @therealMrA
      @therealMrA 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@lesterparker1594 Yeah sure they do.

  • @jennifercunningham9159
    @jennifercunningham9159 8 месяцев назад +1

    How does Kathleen Kennedy get to keep her job after all of these awful decisions??? It would actually make a better plot twist than Vader/Luke, to her say, "ha! I'm not a feminist at all! It was just a trick to get Disney to fall flat on its' ass!"

  • @sandordula5207
    @sandordula5207 8 месяцев назад

    In the first episode, when the blonde piercing up other gal. The worst and most pathetic SW lightsaber fight and "kill" ever !!! Even for now I simply can't understand how could it be that crap. No timing, no momentum, not even the smallest credibility. She was waiting for the fatal movement for ages, almost lost her balance in the meantime. In a lightsaber duel !!! Unbelievable really.

  • @SimonLeicester
    @SimonLeicester 9 месяцев назад +27

    Episode 3 was truly a new low. Nothing happened in the first half and then a ridiculous space fight with everyone firing blanks

    • @Niconogood
      @Niconogood 9 месяцев назад +2

      Strange noone commented on the good guys ship got hit like 20 times and was perfectly fine, while the bad guys exolodes in 1 hit.

    • @mclaine7342
      @mclaine7342 9 месяцев назад

      True. Ahsoka´s ship was on full stop, the fighters should just stop at weapons range and and shoot the defensless target!^^

  • @ProfKim
    @ProfKim 9 месяцев назад +69

    The Critical Drinker cameo in this video is better than any Disney Star Wars product

  • @iforgot2fly
    @iforgot2fly 8 месяцев назад +1

    Disney - "execute order 66"
    Ahsoka - "it will be done, my lord"

  • @mjbeezer
    @mjbeezer 8 месяцев назад +1

    Calling Star Wars too patriarchy truly knows nothing about the franchise and is laughable.

  • @teslatx
    @teslatx 9 месяцев назад +85

    I love how robots can just scan a big space ship and get their plans. Would have been soooo helpful for the death star....

    • @daveleevicks8749
      @daveleevicks8749 9 месяцев назад +8

      "Many Bothans died to bring us this information!" Whoops!......Whoopsies!

    • @jjc5407
      @jjc5407 9 месяцев назад +10

      Almost as helpful as flying straight through it with a ship as it jumped to light speed...

    • @oXRaptorzXo
      @oXRaptorzXo 9 месяцев назад

      Huyang didn’t get the ships blueprints.

    • @Sir_I.I_William
      @Sir_I.I_William 9 месяцев назад +1

      That's not what that "robot" was doing ....

    • @rorygillmore6555
      @rorygillmore6555 9 месяцев назад +3

      Yep.. it's stuff like that making it intolerable... hardcore fan writers would catch onto things like that... but apparently it's now a "microagression" to say "the most qualified person should get the job."

  • @PALrdy
    @PALrdy 9 месяцев назад +44

    Imagine the striking „writers“ get their will in getting paid by viewing numbers and then actually get less than before 😂

    • @dronesclubhighjinks
      @dronesclubhighjinks 9 месяцев назад +8

      That would be a spectacular own goal!

    • @nellym46664
      @nellym46664 9 месяцев назад +1

      I welcome it. It'll weed out the activists & make it easier for actual skilled writers to gain employment.

    • @dbf1dware
      @dbf1dware 9 месяцев назад +2

      Sort of like the WNBA demanding a "cut" of the league revenue. Yeah, ladies, you each owe the league hundreds of thousands of dollars this year.

    • @dycedargselderbrother5353
      @dycedargselderbrother5353 9 месяцев назад

      That'd be amusing but their baseline demands guarantee an increase in pay. They basically want both greater guaranteed pay and a bigger cut of the residuals combined with a lower risk load that the product needs to succeed. Even if you cut out or cut down the residuals the average writer will still make more than they did before.

  • @blainemills1408
    @blainemills1408 8 месяцев назад +1

    Ashoka's tentacle things look so clearly like foam props.

  • @Dragineez774
    @Dragineez774 9 месяцев назад +2

    I appreciate that you subject yourself to this drivel so that I don't have to. Keep up the good work, and know that your sacrifice has not gone unnoticed. Also, great to meet you at the Cosmic Summit. An unexpected perq for a great weekend.