The MOST USELESS SUPERPOWERS TO HAVE IRL

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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024

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  • @BerbinKing
    @BerbinKing 12 дней назад +70

    Cylops and Superman both have "laser vision" but they are both completely different. Cylops lasers are less like a beam of heat or fire and more like a punch, a force of energy. That is why in the movies when he lasers people it doesn't cut right through them, but rather hits them really hard. It's like getting hit by a car in the form of a laser. Superman on the other hand has heat vision. Superman's heat vision is a lot more practical in real life, for example: when you want to boil some water or heat up your coffee, if you're a mechanic or welder, if you are being mugged, or you carry a gun for protection you wouldn't need that anymore since you have a literal laser gun in your eyes at all times same could be said for Cyclops lasers aswell. Superman can also concentrate his heat right through something but that is risky since you don't have x-ray vision.

    • @SirsasthNigam.
      @SirsasthNigam. 12 дней назад +1

      Cyclops can't control his Optic Blasts without his visor even in comics
      Superman can

    • @s3nluo
      @s3nluo 12 дней назад +5

      @@SirsasthNigam. im pretty sure in one comic he gained full control with the help of a drug and became essentially a drug addicted mutant god but he kinda went insane so it doesnt count

    • @jordanglasper1064
      @jordanglasper1064 12 дней назад +2

      That is a phenomenal explanation. They need to give cyclops two-part to his powers. He needs to be able to have regular heat vision and then his concussive optic blast. When did they give it a different color spectrum to show the difference between the two that’s up to them. That might be a dope idea.

  • @BerbinKing
    @BerbinKing 12 дней назад +64

    There are different levels of super strength. If you had Captain America's level of strength, you'd be okay, but if you had Superman's level, that would be bad since it would be like living in a world made of cardboard or glass. You'd have to be careful not to hurt or break anyone/anything. The same goes with super speed. Depending on the level, you can be as fast as the Flash or Dash.

    • @Isaacreeper
      @Isaacreeper 12 дней назад +12

      I just want to come in here and say that I appreciate the "It feels like I'm living in a world made of cardboard" quote from Superman when he's fighting Darkseid. That sh*t went so hard and it's possibly the most metal thing he's ever said.

    • @BerbinKing
      @BerbinKing 12 дней назад +5

      ​@Isaacreeper Yeah, that sh*t was metal asf 🥶

    • @s3nluo
      @s3nluo 12 дней назад +2

      theres also different levels of control, for example u could have full control over ur strength or literally no control at all.

    • @stevenscott2136
      @stevenscott2136 11 дней назад +2

      I'd rather have teleportation than speed. Imagine everything being within a few steps, all the time.
      "I'm going to eat my breakfast on the observation deck of the Burj Kahlifa today. Then I'm going to practice my piano at Carnegie Hall, stop in at the NY public library for something to read, and I have a lunch date in Copenhagen."

    • @Isaacreeper
      @Isaacreeper 11 дней назад +1

      @stevenscott2136 that's true and very neat so long as youre able to explain your powers properly

  • @igydkygs00kwhi
    @igydkygs00kwhi 12 дней назад +44

    EVERYTHING has a benefit if you know how to use it.

    • @alexferrana3979
      @alexferrana3979 4 дня назад

      Indeed. Cyclops' eye beams can be ricochetted off the surface and has a regulated power. Cyclops can make a tiny hole in a door with it, or straight up obliterate an entire city.

  • @SSingh-nr8qz
    @SSingh-nr8qz 12 дней назад +26

    One detail about superspeed. A person with superspeed would seem fast to people looking at them but the person moving at light speed would percieve their running or walking as normal. Imagine walking around the world and how boring that would be from your perspective.

    • @cordak_Blaster
      @cordak_Blaster 12 дней назад +2

      not all, some just have fitting reaction speed as to not bump into stuff

    • @s3nluo
      @s3nluo 12 дней назад +4

      i remember in a comic we see how from others pov flash is zooming around at lightspeed but from flashs pov he is just walking at normal speed in frozen time. so remember, everytime u see flash go around the world, for him it probably feels like walking that whole distance.

    • @mcrain1283
      @mcrain1283 12 дней назад +2

      boring? you must be kidding, I would love walking all over the place seeing everything frozen in time

    • @Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman
      @Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman 12 дней назад +1

      ​@@mcrain1283 fr not everyone is the same

    • @cliffallenalter-verse786
      @cliffallenalter-verse786 11 дней назад +1

      What if it's mystic-based? Like the speed of mercury? Or Savitar?

  • @mediumfast
    @mediumfast 4 дня назад +4

    Do you just crush bananas and eggs when you hold them because you're too strong? WTF? That super strength argument makes no sense. Same with the hearing. Being able to hear a clock tick doesn't make loud music any louder. It's increased sensitivity, not increasing the volume of the sounds around you. Laser vision would be super useful in manufacturing jobs. Fire manipulation would be useful as a fire fighter and as a stage performer. Super speed doesn't have to be super sonic, Dash for example. And that's super useful as an athlete, courier, regular life.

  • @jagdeishwarmagendran3395
    @jagdeishwarmagendran3395 12 дней назад +8

    Super speed does not only come with 1 power. You will also have the ability to dense up your molecules. This helps with countering friction, increase dirability and also phase through solid objects. Super speed can also help the molecules generate both heat and kinetic energy, and can also store the energy as potential energy. Super speed is not bad if you look at the other aspects of this power.

  • @IluminousOne-9.7.2
    @IluminousOne-9.7.2 3 дня назад +2

    EVERY superpower would be great-I mean your the nost unusual person on the world, still a mindless cog in the money making machine but a SUPER COG.

  • @thatonechick8798
    @thatonechick8798 11 дней назад +2

    "Realistically he would've ripped Debbie in half"
    No, he would've *pulverized* her, as well as everything in a fifty mile radius and put a country-sized crater around him. Nolan turned a planet into roadkill, even holding back a single quintillionth of a percent of his power he would still be strong enough to put a city-sized crater with a punch into the planet.

  • @iridios6127
    @iridios6127 12 дней назад +3

    With some available protective gear, a human can easily withstand speeds of around Mach 1 - and this could well be considered superspeed.
    The description of superpower is also not entirely correct. I can easily tear my cat apart with my bare hands, but she still somehow manages to survive. 😉
    And she doesn't mind when I pick her up.

    • @TheGuyWhoEditz147
      @TheGuyWhoEditz147 12 дней назад +1

      i think dash's speed would be fine or like max 150 mph

  • @elijahmathew8587
    @elijahmathew8587 2 дня назад +1

    The thing with superspeed in the DC Universe is that since most of it is powered by the speed force it basically cancels out every issue you can think of on having superspeed including time dilation [the seeing things in slow motion part and basically every thing related to your speed and relative time]. But if its not the speed force that powers you...then you 're cooked.
    People like Superman are the ones that have it the worst.

  • @alexandelsosa7718
    @alexandelsosa7718 12 дней назад +5

    I think superpowers are made with very low floors and really high ceilings for this exact reason haha

  • @ianyoder2537
    @ianyoder2537 21 час назад

    Basically anything that can be considered a pure combat power. Even superheroes don't git into fights every day.

  • @impax2634
    @impax2634 12 дней назад +1

    In a world where everyone is blind: "Imagine how bad would it be to have vision - any bright enough light and you're in agony"

  • @SSakib000
    @SSakib000 День назад

    Imagine you got super hearing and you hear people farting on a regular basis 🐸

  • @adrianrenard1262
    @adrianrenard1262 12 дней назад +1

    Bro has the most negative bad faith takes on super powers, even in said movies you see them struggle with it or be extremely careful to the point of it becoming 2nd nature to be gentle, if you wanna apply real world physics to it yeah but superpowers are that precisely because they're fantasy that works somehow.

  • @NncncmcNcbcncn
    @NncncmcNcbcncn 12 дней назад +1

    Even though I do feel like he nick picked at certain people with variations of their powers, I can very well still see what he means and it’s just understandable

  • @frostbittten
    @frostbittten День назад

    Superhuman hearing is actually useful for the military, police, FBI, etc. You can safely move around the building, hearing every enemy inside. And you can recognize the lies of others by their heartbeat. Like Melody from hunter x hunter

  • @truejim
    @truejim 4 часа назад

    "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex" is a 1969 essay in which science fiction author Larry Niven details the problems that Superman would face in sexual intercourse and reproduction with a human woman, using arguments based on humorous reconciliation between physics, biology and the abilities of Kryptonians as presented in Superman comic books.

  • @jjthe13th
    @jjthe13th 12 дней назад +2

    Slight correction, you moving at high speeds won't take an eternity because time is dilating. For you it'll be an instant. But imagine trying to watch a 2 hour movie that's X2 slower in ur perception.
    Not only that but u also have to eat like those gluttons in my 600 lbs life just to get by.

  • @emin5790
    @emin5790 2 дня назад

    For speedforce: I sure that barry can change his awerness when he runs. He just runns on auto pilot. But when somethings comes up super reflexes helps to avoid obstacle. Flash is well sence to compare to other speedsters. (When somethings goffy comes up they can easily say that ''oh this is speedforce'' so .

  • @ibrahimkhalil2724
    @ibrahimkhalil2724 12 дней назад +4

    the dumbest statements I have ever heard in my life. please dont continue this series, Im being deadhonest

  • @MNovater
    @MNovater 12 дней назад +6

    1:00 They got speed induced time dilation backwards. It would not be an eternity for you… but a split second

    • @s3nluo
      @s3nluo 12 дней назад +3

      well i mean... its not as much of a time dilation as it is just idk thinking at 10000000x the thinking speed of an average human.

    • @s3nluo
      @s3nluo 12 дней назад +2

      realistically, if the writers made the flash consistent, he would literally be the smartest person in the whole dc universe, even smarter than brainiac just bc of how fast he could think, he could also predict the future just by running calculations in his head. ik its easier said than done but thats literally how it would go, he would be a living super computer on steroids

  • @NOAHandmycreations
    @NOAHandmycreations 12 дней назад +2

    I have a awesome ability the ability to make people gay

  • @chitonee555
    @chitonee555 12 дней назад +2

    Technically, Invisibility is the most useless power as theoretical if someone were to be completely invisible, they would be blind and unable to see when they are invisible.

    • @Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman
      @Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman 12 дней назад

      You'd have have some sensing ability to make up for that

    • @chitonee555
      @chitonee555 11 дней назад

      @Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman still impractical

  • @Elucidator18
    @Elucidator18 День назад

    I'd argue to say with super strength you could dominate literally any sport

  • @masonmcfadden4886
    @masonmcfadden4886 12 дней назад +1

    Cyclops does nor have laser vision he has something called concussive force basically he push things to a low or high degree

  • @xPLAYR1x
    @xPLAYR1x 12 дней назад +2

    But don't you have to learn how to control your powers? That's when most of these work.

    • @jjthe13th
      @jjthe13th 12 дней назад +1

      Not that they don't work, but how useful are they in a day to day? I can see super strength in construction and factory work, but nowhere else. Weightlifting competitions will not consider u natural so forget getting money from Olympic events.
      Imagine watching a 2 hour movie in X2 slow motion. YOU can move in superspeed, but the computer, or even the bad guy u punch, move so slow. Not to mention constantly needing to eat. I think that would drive u insane.
      Laser vision has absolutely no use in practical life. U ll just be a government lackey in the army from then on.
      Fire manipulation is the only useful one here, the most heroic one too if u get in the firefighting scene.

  • @Arthurpendragon2
    @Arthurpendragon2 День назад

    I checked out after he said “super strength”

  • @iatianegs
    @iatianegs 12 дней назад

    quicksilver has super speed. its likely he just has denser skin and that shit.

  • @TheGunguy461
    @TheGunguy461 2 дня назад

    It's tragic how many bodybuilders kill loved ones by hugging them. Oh, wait... maybe you should have put a little more thought into some of these.

  • @gangofheroes
    @gangofheroes 12 дней назад +1

    If you had Cyclops optic blast you wouldn't need to where his ruby glasses as the only reason he has to is due to an injury he suffered when his powers first activated. Most superpowers suck if it's strictly just a power but most usually automatically gives you other abilities or have multiple applications for an example superhuman strength usually comes with superhuman durability/Invulnerability and the ability to develop precise muscle control which allows them to operate on a normal human level of strength.

  • @khmerr-the-heavy-main11
    @khmerr-the-heavy-main11 11 дней назад

    Make this a series. Was really entertaining to watch

  • @Loreweavver
    @Loreweavver 12 дней назад +3

    The fire one could be really useful as a chef or in an industrial job

  • @Goodymoment
    @Goodymoment 11 дней назад +1

    What of quicksilver's speed in x-men

  • @stevenscott2136
    @stevenscott2136 11 дней назад

    Even the most useless superpower would let you claim the million-dollar prize from the James Randi foundation, for demonstrating a genuine paranormal ability.
    You'd have to be first, though... so probably you want the speed.

  • @albertoalves1063
    @albertoalves1063 3 дня назад

    You can control super strength, like I can lift 200 pounds I have enough strength in my hand to hold that weight, but I also can hold an egg without breaking it and although super strength would be on literally on other level, you can still control it by having focus 100% of the time

  • @frogsman383
    @frogsman383 12 дней назад

    Super hearing means that you can't go to most parties cause you could prolly hear someone doing "actions"

    • @Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman
      @Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman 12 дней назад

      Dosent bother me tbh, its always hearing ppl that would make me go insane

  • @jordanglasper1064
    @jordanglasper1064 12 дней назад

    All in all every single one of those are dope Powers. But the thing with power is one gaining or having the ability to control said power.
    I still take on all those abilities. My favorite is both or actually superhuman strength superhuman speed and laser vision/cyclops optic glass. Which is not technically a laser, but I’ve been waiting for them to give him the power since forever.. not to replace his optic glass, but they give him an extra ability such as literally laser vision. His body absorbs solar radiation or solar energy, similar or identical to superman, which can make him superhumanly strong and give him the power of light so he’d be lower tier of Superman.

  • @cordak_Blaster
    @cordak_Blaster 12 дней назад

    lazer vision would be good for self defense
    super strength characters are usually shown to be able to control it
    super speed is useful nonetheless due to the fact that usually the characters can react fast but it doesn't feel like an eternity to them, meaning me go wroom
    pyromancy is useful for camping or just for illumination
    And yeah super hearing is only good for spies and creeps

  • @ashawnamv2117
    @ashawnamv2117 2 дня назад

    Then what would be the most useful superheroes irl is my suggestion for a follow up on this

  • @masonmcfadden4886
    @masonmcfadden4886 12 дней назад +2

    You can suppress your strength they always do that in movies 🤦‍♂

  • @masonmcfadden4886
    @masonmcfadden4886 12 дней назад +3

    so your basically saying every cool power is useless ☠

  • @000EC
    @000EC 12 дней назад

    Usain Bolt has the nearest real world thing to super speed. He finds it quite useful. Other than that most of these 'powers' would probably be most useful in at industrial situation, for example to dig tunnels or demolish derelict buildings. Catching super villains would be one of the more unlikely uses.

  • @planetdee3587
    @planetdee3587 3 часа назад

    I disagree about pyro. He would be king of the cookouts.

  • @mattappl3119
    @mattappl3119 12 дней назад

    The super speed and strength are only cons if the user has little control of their output. Laser eyes, fair point unless you are a welder they aren't super useful. Fire manipulation can basically make a simple lighter much more powerful with improved heating and lighting capabilities. Super hearing is fair because unless you mentally block out the noise somehow, you're going to be constantly suffering. Overall: 2/5

  • @MichaelTheGreenDragon
    @MichaelTheGreenDragon 11 дней назад

    If you need the speedforce while using super speed to save people than how quicksilver was able to save the people from in the mansion without using the speedforce? That was just pure speed like a-train.

  • @CKMr309
    @CKMr309 4 дня назад

    You have to expand your imagination, all these power can be useful

  • @exelierxe.e
    @exelierxe.e 12 дней назад

    just wanted to remind about the fireFighter lol
    but he said about that

  • @cliffallenalter-verse786
    @cliffallenalter-verse786 11 дней назад

    You should do a video about Magic. That would be interesting to hear your thoughts on that kind of subject matter.

  • @ajdndbdjbdj
    @ajdndbdjbdj 12 дней назад

    In dragon ball, goku can lower his power to reach the power of a human being an increase it as he like, so thats a thing for super strength

  • @mightiesthacker
    @mightiesthacker 12 дней назад

    You should definitely make it a series.

  • @markpedersen4663
    @markpedersen4663 День назад

    I'll be honest, I have to hard disagree about the super speed. Sure long and boring chores will still be long boring chores for you, but having super speed still brings a TON of practical benefit.
    1. You have effectively more hours in your day to do stuff, and if you have bottle time levels of speed that applies significantly more. Sure cleaning the house still feels long and boring, but when your done in 10 minutes and still have a whole day left to enjoy I bet it feels good. If nothing else at least I could take a nap. And for time bottling levels of speed, I mean my god man, university classes would become REALLY easy.
    2. Travel is expensive, whether it's driving to work every day, or buying a plane ticket, you don't have to worry about for that crap anymore
    3. Slight overlap with 2, but I can only imagine the kind of bank you could make as a speedster. Top tier body guard, your clients never getting shot. You could MELT through contracts as a bonded courier, or long haul trucker depending on how much you can take with you. Or you could be a one man power plant, the list goes on I'm sure
    4. Most of the potentially life threatening situations you might have previously worried about are probably not a concern now. (I mean like traumatic injury from a car crash or being mailed by a bear, not like a heart attack)
    5. Your probably never going to be late ever again
    6. If you get speed healing then you'd never have to deal with another cold
    7. Fit as heck ALL the time, and still get to binge junk food
    8. Kind of an extension on #1 but with all the extra time you have, you could learn a lot of things. If you get superspeed thinking you'd probably be the smartest human alive
    Speedsters are just OP man

    • @markpedersen4663
      @markpedersen4663 День назад

      All this is of course assuming you don't melt your face the moment you move

  • @francostevo9939
    @francostevo9939 12 дней назад

    Now this is pissing me off that the minute he showed cyclops he called it laser vision! 25 yrs and you people still do get it!!
    CYCLOPS POWERS ARE NOT LASERS!!!! They are blasts of concussive force!!!! Jeez!! Get it damn straight!

  • @JovanDixon-w7c
    @JovanDixon-w7c 12 дней назад +1

    I think all of these powers are useful. If you at least know how use them then you can get creative and find ways to use them in real life

  • @invincible946
    @invincible946 12 дней назад

    So, Spider level strength, or namor or aquaman with powers like Magneto, telepathy, telekinesis, teleportation also magic like Doc Strange are good to go. Also wolverine, Deadpool also iceman

  • @SirsasthNigam.
    @SirsasthNigam. 12 дней назад

    if Superman uses Super speed all time there won't be any stakes in the story

  • @fiencpwnjcpeoic7823
    @fiencpwnjcpeoic7823 12 дней назад

    Please make this a series and maybe do most useful super powers

  • @ShadowOfLaw
    @ShadowOfLaw 12 дней назад

    When you say those powers are useless, you forget about making easy money. With super strength, you can be the most famous UFC fighter or lifter.

  • @holdthetruthhostage
    @holdthetruthhostage 7 дней назад

    Super Speed Would not be used as much as you would end up killing people if you move to fast, as for Laser Vision money, and fire isn't bad bro come on hahaha

  • @manuelquijada817
    @manuelquijada817 12 дней назад

    The ability to use ki like in Dragon ball would be cool but would require too much training.

  • @NoahT-c3r
    @NoahT-c3r 12 дней назад +1

    Flight i guess is another useless super power. I feel like being able to teleport is more efficient than flying and what are you gonna even use flying for? Unless you have some other powers like super strength or speed something like superman or omni-man has, flight is kinda useless. I feel like teleportation could be better as its faster and more efficient

    • @MrTux1972
      @MrTux1972 12 дней назад

      Flight can be good for traveling ngl especially if u live in an area with heavy traffic

    • @Velocity_YT
      @Velocity_YT 12 дней назад

      Yeah, until you merge yourself with a random object.

    • @MrTux1972
      @MrTux1972 12 дней назад

      @@Velocity_YT thats unless if there are objects floating in the air lol

  • @nanadavaibbhavvmelam7123
    @nanadavaibbhavvmelam7123 12 дней назад

    self control

  • @superkevv3305
    @superkevv3305 4 дня назад

    They are useful lol

  • @enowmessi2844
    @enowmessi2844 3 дня назад

    I don't agree with the super strength part. Relative to an ant I have super strength and that doesn't mean each time I touch an ant I'll crush it. I can hold my strength back in my day to day life and live normally and increase my strength intentionally when I need to