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  • Опубликовано: 15 ноя 2017
  • Ian tries to make something actually edible on this episode of brutalfoods: History Kitchen!
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    This isn't really a tutorial, since I only kind of know what I'm doing. If you'd like to make this recipe at home, I'd recommend picking up the cook book here: www.amazon.com/Betty-Crockers...
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Комментарии • 4,1 тыс.

  • @brutalmoose
    @brutalmoose  6 лет назад +3850

    Hey guys, just so you know: I didn't add that water into a pot of hot oil, it was just kind of a bad edit. I drained everything when I took the pot off the stove and it still gave me a good ol' spook. Please be careful any time you're cooking on a stove, because cooking is terrifying.
    Also if you'd like to make it at home, here's where you can get the cook book I used! www.amazon.com/Betty-Crockers-International-Cookbook-Crocker/dp/0394504534

    • @itsmelindseyg
      @itsmelindseyg 6 лет назад +59

      I believed in you Ian.

    • @robertdavis-powell7664
      @robertdavis-powell7664 6 лет назад +56

      You're underappreciated. You need moar soobs

    • @braxzit2877
      @braxzit2877 6 лет назад +46

      Jeremy will be remembered

    • @man-man-man-man
      @man-man-man-man 6 лет назад +47

      I can just sit here and watch your videos. It'll give me enough laughs until the video is over. Then I go back to being depressed again. 10/10

    • @bloodmuzzle
      @bloodmuzzle 6 лет назад +17

      brutalmoose You're not Ian! You're NAI!

  • @YadonTheCat
    @YadonTheCat 6 лет назад +3921

    "1 medium onion" it says, as Ian grabs the biggest onion I've ever seen

    • @dadsfreetimeclassicgaming1220
      @dadsfreetimeclassicgaming1220 6 лет назад +134

      Doom2Guy lol no shit!!! Freakin softball sized. I was thinking ian must be a tiny man and it was medium.

    • @sweetasbloodredjam
      @sweetasbloodredjam 6 лет назад +198

      OH GOD YES! That carrot also was about twice the usual length.

    • @diablokidfan6983
      @diablokidfan6983 6 лет назад +27

      That onion looked tiny

    • @Screamingmanta
      @Screamingmanta 6 лет назад +106

      Ian is too hardcore for sissy onions.

    • @T0XiiCKiTTEN
      @T0XiiCKiTTEN 6 лет назад +62

      As someone who works with produce it was a pretty average sized onion.

  • @whereandbackagain7059
    @whereandbackagain7059 3 года назад +971

    Gotta give the guy credit- it takes guts to make a cooking show when you don't know how to boil an egg.

    • @nessamillikan6247
      @nessamillikan6247 2 года назад +43

      Hey, in the end, somehow that egg got boiled, and he somehow did a great job. That's all that really matters.

    • @dawakat08
      @dawakat08 Год назад +8

      Ian is just like the rest of us 30 somethings lol, except he's willing to record things for us

    • @flashbackfrank8781
      @flashbackfrank8781 11 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@dawakat08speak for yourself. Plenty of us had younger siblings, or ourselves to cook for.
      Not everyone was or is a sheltered manchild 😂

    • @Samuel_Morchin
      @Samuel_Morchin 10 месяцев назад +2

      I saw my life flash before my eyes when he was cutting up that jalapeño

    • @csvega
      @csvega 10 месяцев назад

      I love it. His content is my favorite source of dopamine 😊 I wish he uploaded more often rather than streaming kids games

  • @ControlAllDa1337
    @ControlAllDa1337 3 года назад +381

    Chef's tip: cutting a carrot lengthwise is much easier if you don't have the world's longest carrot

    • @bobmcguffin5706
      @bobmcguffin5706 Год назад +7

      If you do, cut it width ways a few times

    • @FylixAerou
      @FylixAerou Год назад +8

      I come back to this video just for _this_ comment. 🤣

  • @AlexMint
    @AlexMint 4 года назад +1400

    To answer your question about Veggietales, yes they do eat. In one episode, a small asparagus child eats an apple pie.

    • @MabuseXX
      @MabuseXX 4 года назад +107

      Cannibalism.....

    • @diskmastermoo5567
      @diskmastermoo5567 4 года назад +51

      They eat the baby

    • @LoZandCoDfan
      @LoZandCoDfan 4 года назад +72

      The Silly Songs With Larry Cheeseburger song has lettuce on it too, not sure if there's any other veggie toppings on it.

    • @CrazyPangolinLady
      @CrazyPangolinLady 4 года назад +96

      Maybe sentient vegetables are far enough evolved from non sentient foods. Like vegetables are a group like mammal, and it’s ok for humans to eat other mammals.

    • @jessiethegod938
      @jessiethegod938 4 года назад +18

      MabuseXX technically no because apple is fruit and the asparagus child is a vegetable

  • @SilverflameYoshi83
    @SilverflameYoshi83 6 лет назад +3396

    We all knew that was a fake Brutalmoose. The real one has huge muscles.

    • @glorifiedflour9738
      @glorifiedflour9738 5 лет назад +4

      Hmm ok

    • @CrystalFlames
      @CrystalFlames 5 лет назад +18

      Is this like the filthy frank lore

    • @SparksGuy
      @SparksGuy 4 года назад +10

      Solyn Cassia more of a government secret if anything

    • @farenhaid13421
      @farenhaid13421 4 года назад +35

      That is not brotalmoose, you clearly are talking abount HUNGRY MAN.

    • @just_radiical3695
      @just_radiical3695 4 года назад +6

      Yeah, we all know the real Ian is still somehow trapped in the televoid.

  • @spingotgoomer3224
    @spingotgoomer3224 6 лет назад +345

    That was a huge ass carrot

    • @dishpitfreak
      @dishpitfreak 6 лет назад

      Gotta say, that carrot bit made my day.

    • @Apoc2K
      @Apoc2K 6 лет назад +3

      Patreon Beggar The tapered tip.

  • @RANDOMRAE13
    @RANDOMRAE13 5 лет назад +832

    "we succeeded. We all... Together. All of us. Even though I did everything, we all did it together.... Somehow." Sounds like every college group project

  • @pineapple7024
    @pineapple7024 4 года назад +1123

    “Can’t have too much garlic, unless you have too much garlic”
    Like him or hate him, he is spitting straight facts

    • @endlesswanderer1753
      @endlesswanderer1753 3 года назад +7

      I know there are some evil assholes out there, but how can anyone hate Ian?

    • @aalamahmad25
      @aalamahmad25 3 года назад

      @@endlesswanderer1753 I hate him, why you gotta be so rude?

    • @quar_0
      @quar_0 3 года назад +10

      @@aalamahmad25 not surprised, anime pfp

    • @crimsondynamo615
      @crimsondynamo615 2 года назад +1

      Wario would tell you there never is such a thing as enough

    • @willisverynice
      @willisverynice 2 года назад

      Hard to have too much garlic flavor when you use a jar of pre chopped garlic lol

  • @HauntedDreamz1
    @HauntedDreamz1 6 лет назад +506

    You should have said, "And now to put Jeremy in theremy."

    • @brutalmoose
      @brutalmoose  6 лет назад +135

      Man, EVERY time I watched that clip while editing I smacked myself for not saying that. It would have been perfect.

    • @garrettlee9511
      @garrettlee9511 6 лет назад +6

      Well I'm eggxited for the next video

    • @karnivorevolpe5344
      @karnivorevolpe5344 5 лет назад +5

      Im so glad im not the only one who thought this! I literally scoured the comments to make sure SOMEONE caught it XD

  • @andymcp4752
    @andymcp4752 6 лет назад +2111

    The video isnt even over and i can already hear myself saying "chorped" and laughing to myself while no one else thinks its funny

  • @kaemincha
    @kaemincha 3 года назад +564

    Ian is like... a pretend good cook. Like he has the materials, the ingredients, the ambition, but he just doesn't know how to cook really lol

    • @pedrofellipe8028
      @pedrofellipe8028 3 года назад +90

      He's the embodiment of the phrase: "What is he doing? His best". And I appreciate that.

    • @IkesDaddelbox
      @IkesDaddelbox Год назад +7

      He's completely moved away from frozen and prepared foods over the years and started cooking for himself. I don't think these videos are accurate to his cooking skills anymore. I believe that's why he stopped making these and returned to just reviewing products. Watching him cook might not be as funny anymore, because he seems pretty competent in the kitchen now.

    • @furryboi2108
      @furryboi2108 Год назад +1

      Yes that kinda shows when he says how do you hard boil an egg?

    • @BulyssesBwachowski
      @BulyssesBwachowski 5 месяцев назад

      All of these comments are deranged. Ian is a humble home cook like 99% of people, and the food he makes (even when he doesn’t know how to boil an egg, seven years ago) looks pretty tasty and you’d be grateful to have it prepared and served to you.
      The internet is turning everyone (I thought it was just teenagers but I’m worried it’s full on, grown adults now as well) into goober wannabe NYT critics spamming laugh emojis at an almost decade old video of a man making a funny cooking video.
      Man y’all are losers.

  • @Fragger-1
    @Fragger-1 9 месяцев назад +29

    Almost 6 years later, and I'm still impressed that he didn't fully know how to properly hard-boil an egg, and the egg comes out basically perfect. It's not underdone, and it's not overcooked. Usually the yolk doesn't quite fully cook if it's underdone, or if it's over done, there's usually grey areas around the yolk. His had neither.
    His skill/luck being almost immediately followed up by questionable decisions is peak Ian.
    This series is wonderful

  • @nerdyknowledge6434
    @nerdyknowledge6434 6 лет назад +725

    "How do you hardboil an egg?"
    oh no

    • @MabuseXX
      @MabuseXX 4 года назад +26

      “How do you peel an egg?”.......he sounds like my daughter;)

  • @daemondan666
    @daemondan666 6 лет назад +534

    "How's my technique, professionals?" God awful. but I loved it.

    • @TheChefBoo
      @TheChefBoo 4 года назад +2

      @don't matter like those videos of a lawyer picking apart scenes involving a trial?

  • @DougSalad
    @DougSalad 4 года назад +299

    I was really hoping when it came time to roll it that you'd be like "now, I couldn't find any butcher's twine in the lunchmeat section, but they did have a couple packages of shoelaces on sale."

  • @mr_Mmph
    @mr_Mmph 5 лет назад +471

    Every time I rewatch this video, I'm mildly freaked out by the length of that carrot..

    • @cyanmanthegreat6423
      @cyanmanthegreat6423 4 года назад +13

      Julian Daugaard that’s what she said

    • @alegria1813
      @alegria1813 4 года назад +13

      I'm really scared of that carrot

    • @Kayso789
      @Kayso789 3 года назад +1

      @@alegria1813 Mozambique here?

    • @TheTheninjagummybear
      @TheTheninjagummybear 3 года назад +7

      @@cyanmanthegreat6423, Come, now. She'd never say that to you.

    • @cyanmanthegreat6423
      @cyanmanthegreat6423 3 года назад +7

      @@TheTheninjagummybear you'd be surprised at how low standards are nowadays

  • @PBCollects
    @PBCollects 6 лет назад +407

    Binging with Babish has met his match

    • @zedpwner
      @zedpwner 6 лет назад +10

      I WAS T H I N K I N G THAT

    • @eggs3195
      @eggs3195 6 лет назад +26

      Binging with Brutal

    • @TheMaestroMMA
      @TheMaestroMMA 6 лет назад +5

      dont forget yousuckatcooking

    • @cofkavos
      @cofkavos 6 лет назад

      You couldn't compare those two together. You could compare him with yousuckatcooking though

  • @dimitripia5156
    @dimitripia5156 6 лет назад +1061

    "How do you hard-boil an egg? I'm assuming you boil it."
    -Brutalmoose, 2017

    • @chunguslover
      @chunguslover 4 года назад +6

      Yes yep that is a thing he said in the video

    • @DeadHandtheSurvivor
      @DeadHandtheSurvivor 4 года назад +4

      @@chunguslover N'aw. I don't believe you.

    • @chunguslover
      @chunguslover 4 года назад +10

      @@DeadHandtheSurvivor alright redditor, you have just activated my frickin epic bruh moment.

    • @DeadHandtheSurvivor
      @DeadHandtheSurvivor 4 года назад

      @@chunguslover I don't use Reddit but k.

    • @labenvenci1584
      @labenvenci1584 4 года назад

      @@DeadHandtheSurvivor
      1:57

  • @FormerRuling
    @FormerRuling 6 лет назад +479

    To explain some things 7 months late:
    The breadcrumbs are to soak up moisture and bind the filling together as all those veggies give off hella water when cooked.
    Vinegar would have helped.
    You buy a probe thermometer to test doneness of meat.

    • @treetree117
      @treetree117 4 года назад +15

      Anthony Landrum I appreciate the use of the word hella

    • @pyrotas
      @pyrotas 4 года назад +1

      That moisture is gonna stay inside nonetheless, so.

    • @FreedFenrir
      @FreedFenrir 4 года назад +36

      The breadcrumbs are allso a filler, both in the sense of hunger filler and in filling the gaps of the stuffing.

    • @Astorath_the_Grim
      @Astorath_the_Grim 4 года назад +1

      It's beef so you can go by eye.

    • @gamermanh
      @gamermanh 4 года назад +3

      @@Astorath_the_Grim or feel. Or just guess randomly it's honestly probably fine

  • @maryuniverse4288
    @maryuniverse4288 3 года назад +54

    Ian being super proud of his strange looking loaf of meat and veg. So wholesome

  • @zepewto901
    @zepewto901 6 лет назад +698

    This really feels like a RUclips poop of someone else's normal cooking video

    • @SHAWNJX
      @SHAWNJX 5 лет назад +17

      Zepewto actually yes

  • @jofes4
    @jofes4 6 лет назад +154

    In veggie tales Larry specifically says "Pizza angel please come to me, TOMATO sauce and cheese so gooey" How do you feel about that?

    • @metaluzaki1534
      @metaluzaki1534 6 лет назад +9

      adsfasdf dfadfasdfa is that considered cannilbalism?

    • @TheSpoonyFox
      @TheSpoonyFox 6 лет назад

      Only if he's a tomato

    • @MissJukeBox8
      @MissJukeBox8 6 лет назад +23

      In a VeggieTales christmas album, Junior Asparagus says that he's a vegetarian. Nobody questions this.
      There is some dark undertones to the VeggieTales universe.

    • @azazeltheundyingdamienkali5700
      @azazeltheundyingdamienkali5700 6 лет назад +7

      +The Isaac Munger Show - Maybe not. Maybe there’s a difference between talking vegetables and non-talking vegetables in that universe-one is people, the other is food. Of course, I’m just spitballing here-I don’t know the ethicality behind eating a nonsentiant, nonliving version of yourself.

    • @fivefoxesinatrenchcoat1744
      @fivefoxesinatrenchcoat1744 6 лет назад +1

      The Isaac Munger Show Speaking of plants eating other plants, I remember after the Daisy boss fight in Rayman Origins, when he's free from the curse he says that he's a vegan. A flower eating plants... I obviously thought way too hard about that.

  • @MoeChicken
    @MoeChicken 5 лет назад +305

    So I decided to give this recipe a shot tonight, only to realize about halfway through that I don't think he ever mentioned what temperature to heat the oven to (at least I never saw it). So I had to guess. I tried 325 for an hour, and it came out just fine.

  • @lostuser6410
    @lostuser6410 3 года назад +186

    “I’m not an imposter”
    I can’t escape among us

    • @Loogia
      @Loogia 3 года назад +28

      get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head

    • @portal2kid
      @portal2kid 3 года назад +7

      that’s all that kids think about, just among us, it’s not even an original game, it’s literally digital mafia, it’s trouble in terrorist town, it’s a whodunnit, and it’s not original

    • @gamer-ul9fl
      @gamer-ul9fl 2 года назад +6

      amogus

    • @thevetolinist8462
      @thevetolinist8462 2 года назад +14

      @@portal2kid ok

    • @southparkfirefly
      @southparkfirefly 2 года назад +6

      @@portal2kid Yes it's annoying seeing it everywhere but it'll fade, it's the new Undertale/Fnaf/ect so just let the kids have fun.

  • @thisisstupidplsrevert
    @thisisstupidplsrevert 6 лет назад +1477

    "Is that too much?" *Pours more* "Is THAT too much?"

    • @salmonmuncher9603
      @salmonmuncher9603 6 лет назад +47

      *pours more Pot starts to overflow* “Is THAT TOO much?”

    • @SakuraAvalon
      @SakuraAvalon 5 лет назад +24

      *Pours more until the floor is covered* "IS THAT TOO MUCH?!"

    • @UnfinishedCombStudios
      @UnfinishedCombStudios 5 лет назад +18

      @@SakuraAvalon Floods the house, *IS THAT TOO MUCH??*

    • @UnfinishedCombStudios
      @UnfinishedCombStudios 5 лет назад +16

      Covers Earth, *IS THAT TOO MUCH??*

    • @soisoi9819
      @soisoi9819 5 лет назад +13

      @@UnfinishedCombStudios fills the universe
      *IS THAT TOO MUCH?*

  • @CriticalNobody
    @CriticalNobody 6 лет назад +381

    Ian: "How do you hardboil an egg?"
    Me: "Oh, this'll be goooooood"

    • @CanuckGod
      @CanuckGod 6 лет назад +16

      And yet somehow, the whole thing ended up edible.

    • @superquantumunitintelproce5222
      @superquantumunitintelproce5222 6 лет назад +6

      Critical Nobody "is this what carrots look like?"

    • @golden-sun
      @golden-sun 6 лет назад +4

      is this how you peel an egg how do you peel an egg

    • @GigawingsVideo
      @GigawingsVideo 5 лет назад +1

      If I'm there I'll just jump out of the window screaming.

  • @cheezburgrproduction
    @cheezburgrproduction 5 лет назад +59

    "hows my technique" right after i just out loud say to myself 'who cuts an onion like that'

  • @xapuski
    @xapuski 3 года назад +22

    "Not an imposter!"
    GET OUT OF MY HEAD
    GET OUT
    GET OUT
    GET OOUUUUUUUUUT

  • @forknifecapt.2410
    @forknifecapt.2410 6 лет назад +644

    Well this video is going to get taken down, ian just beat his meat

  • @gramplegust5115
    @gramplegust5115 6 лет назад +1149

    I realized how truly special this channel has become when I saw the part where you green-screened the onion slices on the cutting board. That's some seriously *innovative* editing.

    • @mycatis4257
      @mycatis4257 6 лет назад +10

      Grample Gust I remember you from acestars channel years back dude!

    • @cermet3481
      @cermet3481 6 лет назад +5

      Mycatis42 *I ship it*

    • @javierr.castillo1101
      @javierr.castillo1101 6 лет назад +2

      Grample Gust ChoRpped

    • @wizard4618
      @wizard4618 6 лет назад +1

      Am I the only one that pictures the face on the profile pic, narrating the comment with the most herp-derp voice?

  • @the_burger
    @the_burger 3 года назад +40

    The look on Ian's face after he breaks the carrot gets me every time

  • @glitchvomit
    @glitchvomit Год назад +9

    God, I pray every day for the comeback of History Kitchen.

  • @kesitepe
    @kesitepe 6 лет назад +182

    Alright, I cracked up at "one fuckton of chorped onions"

  • @sweetiesgetmoney
    @sweetiesgetmoney 6 лет назад +252

    It's a little-known fact, but Ians actually LOVE tomatoes.

    • @KrakenTheKode
      @KrakenTheKode 6 лет назад +13

      clannkelly I am an Ian who dislikes tomato, hopefully this doesn't damage your philosophy too badly.

    • @charlie_mario6292
      @charlie_mario6292 4 года назад +2

      I’ve been staring at this comment for ten minutes analyzing it

    • @katelynsakurasystem1811
      @katelynsakurasystem1811 3 года назад +1

      I meannn I dont but my new name is kate

  • @wheelz-2997
    @wheelz-2997 2 года назад +17

    "Why do I have two forks?"
    Was way funnier than it should have been.

  • @FantomLightning
    @FantomLightning 4 года назад +72

    Ian: Chorped.
    Me: Mootalbruse.

  • @silverkobold6746
    @silverkobold6746 6 лет назад +208

    Anyone else laugh a bit too hard when he accidentally broke the carrot in half from fucking around? lol

  • @erikvilla6396
    @erikvilla6396 6 лет назад +145

    Wasn't sure about this guy but he kept assuring me he was 100% real and now I feel safe

  • @volt392
    @volt392 4 года назад +28

    I can watch these cooking videos over and over, but when he eats something soft and squishy and then followed by a crispy crunch sound will always get a good laugh out of me

  • @zexyartist2833
    @zexyartist2833 4 года назад +39

    "I definitely think we should call this episode of history kitchen Jeremy's Journey"
    Ian:*doesn't name the episode that*

  • @detodounpoco284
    @detodounpoco284 6 лет назад +148

    Holy shit, a matambre? Never thought I'll see Moose eat a dish from my country, cool.

    • @VampiricVik
      @VampiricVik 6 лет назад +5

      The recipe is so different from the one I make lol what was betty crocker on when she wrote this?

    • @donovansingleton9096
      @donovansingleton9096 6 лет назад +1

      ᗪᗩᐯᗴ how did it turn out? Does it looks like it's supposed to?

    • @OrQuattroIDK
      @OrQuattroIDK 6 лет назад

      ᗪᗩᐯᗴ me neither

    • @necrossx14
      @necrossx14 6 лет назад +6

      I couldn't believe it either, the ingredients betty crocker suggests for it are kind of weird tbh

    • @VampiricVik
      @VampiricVik 6 лет назад +11

      It pretty much /looks/ like it's supposed to, it's a different cut of meat though, also some of the filling ingredients are off. I'd suggest green bell pepper instead of the chilli pepper. Also it is supposed to be that dry, you always eat it with a side dish like a potato salad c: hope this helps

  • @Jeldin486
    @Jeldin486 6 лет назад +361

    "This recipe calls for green chili peppers"
    Oh, nice
    "I don't know anything about chilis"
    Oh no
    "So today I got one of these, I'm not quite sure what is is" *holds up what appears to be a jalepeno pepper*
    OH NO

    • @0mn0m8w31rdc4ndy
      @0mn0m8w31rdc4ndy 6 лет назад +8

      Judgement0s bruh jalapeños aren’t even spicy

    • @decameter
      @decameter 6 лет назад +46

      it wasn't a jalepeno, it was a bigger milder chili the Poblano.

    • @flannelpillowcase6475
      @flannelpillowcase6475 6 лет назад +3

      0mn0m8w31rdc4ndy plz take your epeen elsewhere

    • @0mn0m8w31rdc4ndy
      @0mn0m8w31rdc4ndy 6 лет назад +3

      flannel pillowcase lol what can t handle a little spice?

    • @T0XiiCKiTTEN
      @T0XiiCKiTTEN 6 лет назад +15

      It was too light to be a Poblano. I believe it was an Anaheim.

  • @FeduMedu
    @FeduMedu 4 года назад +90

    Im from Argentina, and "Matambre" its like a "cold meat" you eat in a sandwich with cheese and other stuff. Its the most common way to eat it
    After that, we make it with different meats, as chicken or pork.
    I hope is ussefull that info c:

  • @nicebloodbro
    @nicebloodbro 2 года назад +9

    the "chorped" thing has lived in my brain for the past, like, 2 years since i first saw this video

  • @RJTheHero8
    @RJTheHero8 6 лет назад +459

    The Vinegar was to add acidity to the meat. If I'm correct you could've also used lemon juice as a substitute. Also, the other reason as to why the meat was dry is that you needed to baste it every so often. Let the entirety of the meat soak in those delicious juices.
    Great video, Ian! :D

    • @antonioussykas4140
      @antonioussykas4140 6 лет назад +26

      Balsalmic vinegar plus a hammer works. Smash that meat into a pulp and cover it in vinegar. Can't go wrong. Like, I would never just cook dry meat. Its gotta take a good long acid bath well before prep to really break down. If the recipe just said "Add vinegar" at the end, it was a bad recipe. Who does that. Honestly now?

    • @Psera
      @Psera 6 лет назад +58

      RJTheHero It doesn’t help that he reduced the amount of food but not the cooking time.

    • @RJTheHero8
      @RJTheHero8 6 лет назад +27

      Psera Nice find. I completely forgot about that. :)

    • @enemyv
      @enemyv 6 лет назад +6

      Basting doesn't do that. It flavours the surface of the meat but it doesn't prevent it from drying out, as heat causes the muscle fibers to contract, it'll push the juices out of the meat regardless of what's on the outside (same reason the meat in an overcooked stew gets dry even though it's surrounded by fluid). It's just too overcooked.

    • @OsirisYeen
      @OsirisYeen 6 лет назад +6

      I didn't know that because all I know how to cook is a grilled cheese sandwich.

  • @Orpheus_Vault
    @Orpheus_Vault 6 лет назад +1253

    Then I will make a chorped-style show called charped.

    • @impwolf
      @impwolf 6 лет назад +37

      Will you accept my upcoming show, Clarped

    • @Audioworm
      @Audioworm 6 лет назад +33

      I'd be honored to make a spinoff of that, Clorped

    • @Audioworm
      @Audioworm 6 лет назад +5

      :(

    • @bennygokgoye3974
      @bennygokgoye3974 6 лет назад +8

      My new cooking show: Succed

    • @acydrayn73
      @acydrayn73 6 лет назад +11

      Dark Valoria mine will be known as shlicked

  • @DarwinDerby
    @DarwinDerby 4 года назад +31

    "are there any egg puns left in existence that haven't been done before?" you missed the perfect one: "are there any egg puns left in EGGxistence" come on ian

  • @sna7l
    @sna7l 5 лет назад +19

    4:26 reminds me of the time when Gordon Ramsay broke his steak knife tip when flexing it on the table

  • @Shotgunminister
    @Shotgunminister 6 лет назад +135

    It's hard to explain, but there's something about your editing style that I love

    • @Tyler-sy7jo
      @Tyler-sy7jo 6 лет назад +24

      The professionalism and attention to detail of the editing contrasting Ian's unprofessional acting style?

    • @8bits59
      @8bits59 6 лет назад +15

      It's like a structured YTP but entertaining

  • @emmijadeshow
    @emmijadeshow 6 лет назад +74

    Ian.
    Ian I collect vintage cookbooks and I have that one.
    I didn't know other people spoke my flavor of weird.

  • @thecatherd
    @thecatherd 5 лет назад +78

    Dangit Ian now I'm gonna be saying "chorped" without meaning to for the rest of my life.
    I work in kitchens.
    Why.

  • @jinxmetwice420
    @jinxmetwice420 4 года назад +14

    I want to make one and call it Ian, feels fitting after watching my namesteak getting all mashed

  • @azazeltheundyingdamienkali5700
    @azazeltheundyingdamienkali5700 6 лет назад +757

    I laughed way too much when you accidentally broke the carrot against your countertop.

  • @brutalmoose
    @brutalmoose  6 лет назад +944

    I hope you enjoy this food video, I had a lot of fun making it!
    Next up is a game video, hopefully!
    Edit: Thanks for all of the cooking advice in the comments, everyone! I'll try to show some improvement in my next cooking video!

    • @DOOMSLAYA99
      @DOOMSLAYA99 6 лет назад +2

      well thx brutal Ill prob use this for thxgivin

    • @ssbbdudes
      @ssbbdudes 6 лет назад +1

      Thanks, Ian

    • @ItzCorinne
      @ItzCorinne 6 лет назад +14

      Yeah I love these videos! They're a fun change and I really enjoy them. Would you be willing to try any vegan/vegetarian recipes for your veggie fans too? :)

    • @augustwest5356
      @augustwest5356 6 лет назад +15

      brutalmoose you are developing a very distinct style of comedy and it's definitely working for you. It doesn't matter what you are reviewing, it always cracks me up. Over time you've become my favorite RUclipsr. Your sound effects are awesome. Half the time I'm too busy laughing at the goofy sounds and I miss the jokes.

    • @eviljujuguy801
      @eviljujuguy801 6 лет назад +2

      Im seriously making this tonight. It looks gooooood.

  • @kimjunsu237
    @kimjunsu237 3 года назад +15

    06:00
    Ian was not the Imposter.
    1 Imposter remaining.
    It was Jeremy

  • @Grand_Admiral_Thrawn2630
    @Grand_Admiral_Thrawn2630 4 года назад +5

    Found brutalmoose by accident a little less than a year ago and I keep watching more and more of his stuff, particularly his BrutalFoods stuff and his reviews of old PC games from my childhood cause those are jam packed with nostalgia. There’s just something about his personality and sense of humor that I find inexplicably magnetic. It’s weird, quirky, but also super relatable. I love the sound effects and edits too.

  • @pieterlouw9073
    @pieterlouw9073 6 лет назад +828

    You haven't bought a carrot in years.
    You don't know what a green chilli looks like.
    You haven't boiled an egg in years.
    Have you not... eaten before?

    • @nickg4821
      @nickg4821 6 лет назад +302

      Pieter Louw of course he has. he is the real ian, a "human" who eats "food"

    • @glenthemann
      @glenthemann 6 лет назад +116

      Pieter Louw lets be real though that carrot was like 2 feet long lol.. wtf

    • @elmolly93
      @elmolly93 6 лет назад +70

      I mean do you see how skinny he is ? He probably hasn't eaten ever

    • @wjefoiafjalfkjadfjk7045
      @wjefoiafjalfkjadfjk7045 5 лет назад +60

      It is amazing how far pre packaged and fast food can take you.

    • @Weldedhodag
      @Weldedhodag 5 лет назад +19

      I never buy carrots because I don't like them
      That was a Poblano so he still wasn't right
      scrambled and over medium/over hard eggs are better than hard boiled anyway

  • @BP7Productions
    @BP7Productions 6 лет назад +105

    Your chorpping skills are pretty darn good Ian, even for a big old vegetabully

  • @mialogan3529
    @mialogan3529 4 года назад +17

    2 years later and I'm still saying chorped every damn time I chop anything

  • @Shaymin0
    @Shaymin0 5 лет назад +13

    Wow this looks pretty good I love how versatile steak when cooking so in exited to see this dish.
    "How do you hard boil an egg"
    This is going to be a long episode.

  • @FlameOfUdun96
    @FlameOfUdun96 6 лет назад +712

    The return of budget Gordon Ramsay

  • @jhostmusic
    @jhostmusic 6 лет назад +50

    I love how this show is just basically "Hang Out With Ian While He Cooks Supper : The Show"

  • @julienbelair6524
    @julienbelair6524 6 лет назад +9

    thank you so much for your brutalfoods episodes. it reminds me so much of the summers me and my little brother used to spend home alone in high school. we had to make all our own meals, and we were such horrible cooks lol.

  • @Lybra1022
    @Lybra1022 2 года назад +4

    "Are there any egg puns left in existence that haven't been done before?"
    I've got a couple ovum.

  • @samposlinski8079
    @samposlinski8079 6 лет назад +140

    Oh! I finally realized your editing skills and humour remind me of old school Bill Nye.
    Of course, instead of only learning, we're also being traumatized.
    A+, more dis!

    • @StillCountCrows
      @StillCountCrows 6 лет назад +4

      Thank you! I could never put my finger on why Ian's vids always felt so familiar.

    • @StarkMaximum
      @StarkMaximum 6 лет назад +11

      My favorite part of Bill Nye's shows was when his face appeared on a pile of onions and said "chorped".

  • @zmanjace1364
    @zmanjace1364 6 лет назад +138

    In my head: Oh, this should be fun!
    Ian: "How do you hard boil an egg?"
    In my head: ...... this should be.... fun...
    Also, buy a thermometer. That way you can see if it's done without cutting it in half. Beef temps out at 145, pork at 155, and chicken 165.

  • @jbonesrva9679
    @jbonesrva9679 4 года назад +11

    I adore your food videos. They are simultaneously hilarious and relaxing

  • @christrejoyes3542
    @christrejoyes3542 3 года назад +6

    Ian is among us and he is the imposter

  • @webpisser
    @webpisser 6 лет назад +241

    Trust me, that vinegar would've really helped out with the flavour and 1 hour and 10 mins is about the perfect time. My mom used to make that when I was a kid :D

  • @TastySnackies
    @TastySnackies 6 лет назад +236

    My heart stopped for a second when you dropped the water in that hot oil. Be more careful lol.
    As for when to tell meat is done, a good metric is to follow internal temperatures with a thermometer, but then again, steak is better the less well it's done. Not only that, but the vegetables probably would have retained some of their crunchier texture, bathe that thing in a brine and coat it with herbs & spices, you'd probably have the most badass Thanksgiving dinner entree ever.

    • @williamronch
      @williamronch 6 лет назад +15

      TastySnackies Wow, someone who actually knows stuff, a rare sighting.

    • @Mlpzeldafan011100
      @Mlpzeldafan011100 6 лет назад

      TastySnackies honestly, it seems like a good thing to make if you can't have turkey or whatever, instead of the stuff they put in just make it with turkey stuffing maybe

  • @harley9142
    @harley9142 5 лет назад +10

    "You cant have to much garlic unless you have to much garlic"
    - brutalmoose 2017

  • @L337Koala
    @L337Koala 4 года назад +24

    Really enjoyed this!
    Glad i found it two years after it was made.

  • @atravis6
    @atravis6 6 лет назад +83

    That green pepper was a jalapeño. If you include the seeds it's pretty hot, so take out the seeds and membrane next time if you want to cut the spice. Carrots are easier to cut lengthwise with a bigger knife and when you're not being super careful because you're cutting on your countertop (: And the breadcrumbs help gel the insides together for a more consistent filling. You did a great job! I agree that mushrooms would be an awesome addition.

    • @twistedblondie4508
      @twistedblondie4508 6 лет назад +7

      Andrea when he pulled out the "green pepper" I laughed. I knew he was gonna have a spicy surprise at the end.

    • @Rudevald
      @Rudevald 6 лет назад +4

      Good and competent cooking advice. Up you go!

    • @ryanrivard1450
      @ryanrivard1450 6 лет назад +1

      Haha, I was going to say the same thing about the Jalapeno. My mom's a chef and I clearly recall her telling me about the seeds and membrane. I saw him put the whole thing in and was like, "Oh no!" I want to show my mom this video and see what she says (and also hope she would want to try this sometime.)

    • @iSaraSeantae
      @iSaraSeantae 6 лет назад +1

      That wasn't a jalapeno, it was an anaheim chili. They're spicy but have a really nice flavor.

  • @Aledharris
    @Aledharris 6 лет назад +313

    Bleeping your beating of the meat made me laugh a bit too much.

  • @mysticsaintz7515
    @mysticsaintz7515 5 лет назад +58

    That is literally a beef stew made into a roll with other ingredients

  • @MrMegaManFan
    @MrMegaManFan 4 года назад +8

    I need that Ian x Coach Z show. CHORPED! 🔪

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 6 лет назад +409

    These are slowly becoming my favorite videos from you.😁👌

    • @PlonkapplePrequel
      @PlonkapplePrequel 6 лет назад +3

      This coment are grammr bad.

    • @basil3663
      @basil3663 6 лет назад

      Wel,l you know what I think, mister McPineapple?
      Ithink you is grammar bad.
      Ha, got you!

    • @Gggggg-qo6rv
      @Gggggg-qo6rv 6 лет назад

      Nathaniel Foga a

  • @pushinguproses
    @pushinguproses 6 лет назад +1244

    I would eat this. This is a solid upgrade from the MayoNanna. Good jeeeeeoooooorrrb!

    • @tintillor
      @tintillor 6 лет назад +3

      You should check for recipes of the Argentinian Matambre, they have perfected the recipe.

    • @Joe_Yacketori
      @Joe_Yacketori 6 лет назад +6

      Coach Z?

    • @JoJoTheOtter
      @JoJoTheOtter 6 лет назад +1

      When is the wedding?

    • @thegreatcanadianlumberjack5307
      @thegreatcanadianlumberjack5307 6 лет назад +1

      It’s also Rolladan I’m pretty sure and it’s very good I made it in cooking class in grade 9

    • @zerobatsu
      @zerobatsu 6 лет назад +3

      CHORPED!!!!

  • @Unaliq
    @Unaliq 3 года назад +2

    Not gonna lie, this is one of my favourite Brutalfoods episode. The Onion and Ian's straggle to keep from crying, the long ass carrot that he uses as a weapon and accidentally hitting the counter top due to how long the carrot, the egg puns, adding water to a heated oil pot (which I shouted at the screen to stop from adding water to heated oil as not to catch fire and potentially burn himself)
    Overall, this was a great episode wherein he did a really good job with the Matambre aka, Stuffed Rolled Steak.

  • @Z-Zack
    @Z-Zack 4 года назад +5

    Literally me cooking: "how do you hardboil and egg?" Unless it's nachos I'm hopeless

  • @NegiWhite
    @NegiWhite 6 лет назад +134

    Hey man, I'm from Argentina. I just wanted you to know that the steak is supossed to be overdone, actually most people here like their steaks overdone. I know that americans usually eat half done, medium or something like that, but it's just a matter of taste. Also a little tip, use cheese for the filling, it's great if you like cheese.

    • @helmaschine1885
      @helmaschine1885 6 лет назад +3

      Negi White Well done stake is frowned upon in most of the rest of the world since it ruins the flavour and quality of high quality meat. Or so I've heard. I'm a fucking vegetarian so what do I know xD

    • @leepoling4897
      @leepoling4897 6 лет назад +8

      Negi White well done is the only way I can eat it. If it’s any less it feels weird and has a raw ish texture

    • @williamh8585
      @williamh8585 6 лет назад +3

      Negi White since we’er sharing our steak temperatures I like my steak to moo when it gets to me. I’m from Texas so 🤷‍♂️

    • @rrmedia3392
      @rrmedia3392 6 лет назад +2

      Player Taurine us hispanics typically use cheap cuts of meats and over-season to compensate.

    • @cidevant002
      @cidevant002 6 лет назад +2

      I don't know about qualities compared with other places, but our argentine meat in our economy is pricey as fuck and we don't always over-season. It has always tasted good for me, so I assume that in our meat is good.

  • @verse_4422
    @verse_4422 6 лет назад +862

    Fun fact: Definitely keep the onions. They help tenderize the meat. :)

    • @raccoonboi4225
      @raccoonboi4225 5 лет назад +43

      I'd rather beat my hard tough meat than use chopped onions on it

    • @tacoa244
      @tacoa244 5 лет назад +17

      Gwendolyn Stata also add a little salt, pepper, chilli powder, and garlic

    • @PhyreI3ird
      @PhyreI3ird 5 лет назад +7

      Onyos*

    • @hystericallover5989
      @hystericallover5989 5 лет назад +12

      Raccoon Boi *chorped

    • @davidbergmann8948
      @davidbergmann8948 4 года назад +9

      Can onions even hold a hammer? 🔨⚒️🔨🛠️🔨

  • @corbor
    @corbor 4 года назад +3

    The imposter storyline in this video is very Good Eats-esque. I love it

  • @user-yj1xo5fj3e
    @user-yj1xo5fj3e 4 года назад +3

    9:24 To cut a carrot lengthwise, you must first position the carrot lengthwise.

  • @OZdoesArt
    @OZdoesArt 6 лет назад +338

    I gotta send you this horrifying jello salad recipe I found in one of my grandma's cookbooks, the picture alone will make you scream.

  • @DeerBonesBaby
    @DeerBonesBaby 6 лет назад +97

    The over the top sound effects gives me life

    • @williamronch
      @williamronch 6 лет назад

      Wild Freeze Lol, he must spend so much money on stock sound effects.

  • @multidoom7
    @multidoom7 Год назад +1

    i love when Ian starts thinking to add potato and mushrooms and leave the egg out, that obviously sounds great but, since he doesnt really cook its great to hear him think about additonal/different fillings to make it better

  • @fizalex6612
    @fizalex6612 6 лет назад +1

    You're one of the few channels I watch skippable ads for, loving these cooking videos glad you kept doing them.

  • @sunnyapartmentroom2038
    @sunnyapartmentroom2038 6 лет назад +491

    God the sound effects remind me of watching that Bill Nye show.

    • @Rammy_Latin
      @Rammy_Latin 4 года назад +4

      @TOP CAT no

    • @budrowconye4928
      @budrowconye4928 4 года назад +2

      narrator says something in a squeaky ass edited voice that’s sped up like “you sure about this bill?

    • @redactedredacted8112
      @redactedredacted8112 3 года назад

      @@budrowconye4928 I remember it being a deep voice

  • @spazerdazer8421
    @spazerdazer8421 3 года назад +2

    Nice work on this video.
    Seriously, great jorb Ian.

  • @megharoni
    @megharoni 2 года назад +3

    My mom makes this differently but 100x better. thanks for reminding me of this childhood favorite- now I gotta make stuffed rolled steaks for the hubs.

  • @MrSpookersMcGeeThe1st
    @MrSpookersMcGeeThe1st 6 лет назад +185

    This might sound silly, but I'd actually like a part 2 mini-episode where Ian redoes the recipe with his suggestions of potato, mushrooms, sans egg, and proper cooking time.

    • @wjefoiafjalfkjadfjk7045
      @wjefoiafjalfkjadfjk7045 5 лет назад +10

      He would really be Binging with Babish with very little experience then. It would be cool to see him come back to some of these once he gets more experience since he does seem to be improving.

    • @ghostpotatoes
      @ghostpotatoes 5 лет назад +5

      sans egg sans egg

    • @fireflights1977
      @fireflights1977 5 лет назад +1

      Also he should have added more bread crumbs to keep it from falling apart when cooking and took the seeds out of the green chile

    • @chunguslover
      @chunguslover 4 года назад

      sans egg

    • @loustandards2827
      @loustandards2827 4 года назад

      How about a real god damn dutch oven if you say you even give a shit? Ah, that reads pretty mean, guys. Nvm.

  • @toadsicle1200
    @toadsicle1200 6 лет назад +30

    Moosechilin star award winning chef.

  • @slothpendragon4360
    @slothpendragon4360 4 года назад +1

    Man tbh your videos bring me so much joy I love the way you edit and the type of humor you have, thank you for your content we are blessed with your videos

  • @puffedrice4624
    @puffedrice4624 5 лет назад +6

    3:22
    Is that a Homestar Runner reference?
    A man of culture, I see.

  • @Katyusha94
    @Katyusha94 6 лет назад +30

    I never would have imagined that the BrutalMoose I subbed to forever ago would turn out to be a pocket chef. Excellent.

  • @Yorviing
    @Yorviing 6 лет назад +29

    Came for amazing Ian content
    Three minutes in and I am having philosophical thoughts about the ethics and society of Vegetales
    Gotta love Ian, man!

    • @joofnb5040
      @joofnb5040 6 лет назад +1

      Have you ever wondered what these shows' people think about? Like, in Veggietales or Arthur, do they know about actual people? Do they know they aren't people, and this isn't normal? Do these shows have television, where they see a show about people, and they are like, "Wait humans don't exist." Or maybe they just think they are imaginary creatures?
      Actually, now that I think about it, how did they come to be intelligent beings, anyway? You can't just BECOME smart. Maybe there was a dark past in all of these shows, where nuclear mutations were conducted on food, or animals, or TOASTERS. This is all really deep, and these are based on shows as simple as living in a simple-ass town.
      And before you ask, no, I am not on drugs.

  • @ginalillard-brace8094
    @ginalillard-brace8094 5 лет назад +1

    I absolutely LOVE your shows! I feel like we're learning together! Thank you so much!

  • @Antigen__
    @Antigen__ 3 года назад +9

    It's okay Ian, everyone learns the hard way that water and hot oil don't mix.