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  • Опубликовано: 1 окт 2024
  • Who am I supposed to ask? #TenOnTen
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Комментарии • 144

  • @cartreezy1631
    @cartreezy1631 11 месяцев назад +1861

    This bit is WAY better than the applause he gets. Funny stuff

    • @cateatfood6634
      @cateatfood6634 9 месяцев назад

      Those masks in 2023 have kiIIed off their last brain cells due to a lack of oxygen.

    • @ders972
      @ders972 9 месяцев назад

      Its only funny if you are an a hole

    • @gusgus2062
      @gusgus2062 4 месяца назад +4

      Because comedy isn’t very popular in India and they think he is a failure because of the lack of his education use.

  • @kigo1201
    @kigo1201 9 месяцев назад +603

    I just related with typical HR questions and replaced country with company 😂😂 hilarious..

  • @theknightikins9397
    @theknightikins9397 9 месяцев назад +321

    How the fuck did you make that accent. That was a great JFK but I have never heard someone’s natural accent go that far in the opposite direction. I think you’re a wizard.

  • @muditaggarwal4675
    @muditaggarwal4675 11 месяцев назад +584

    Fucking hilarious 🤣 deserved way more than the way audience clapped

    • @cateatfood6634
      @cateatfood6634 9 месяцев назад

      Those masks in 2023 have kiIIed off their last brain cells due to a lack of oxygen.

  • @The_Super_NOVA
    @The_Super_NOVA 9 месяцев назад +82

    He just turns on American mode 😂

  • @TheBearInTheChair
    @TheBearInTheChair 11 месяцев назад +188

    "Ich bin ein Berliner"
    Which roughly can translate to meaning, "I am a jelly donut".

    • @Raju-rx7ed
      @Raju-rx7ed 11 месяцев назад +20

      Na ja, oder einfach jemand aus Berlin, außerdem heißen die dinger Krapfen

    • @cma6812
      @cma6812 9 месяцев назад +20

      “I am a New Yorker”
      Which roughly can translate to meaning, “I am a magazine “.
      😃

    • @DaMaLoJo
      @DaMaLoJo 9 месяцев назад +2

      I smell a fellow Eddie (Suzy) Izzard fan

    • @eddyyt7466
      @eddyyt7466 9 месяцев назад +1

      This has been disproven, he did not misspeak.

    • @TheBearInTheChair
      @TheBearInTheChair 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@eddyyt7466 by can roughly translate, I mean, by a large stretch of imagination it can.

  • @zoraidacatherinenavarromd8261
    @zoraidacatherinenavarromd8261 4 месяца назад +3

    Unfortunately, the ask not what your country can do for you. Statement was actually written 50 years before by a Lebanese poet living in Boston, by the name of Khalil Gibran. He is also famous for writing the book the prophet.

  • @nappyheadedjosh6578
    @nappyheadedjosh6578 9 месяцев назад +22

    Holy shit this joke deserved a larger crowd

  • @GrungiestTrack8
    @GrungiestTrack8 9 месяцев назад +11

    Last line murdered me. Similar to JFK.

  • @Mizraab2912
    @Mizraab2912 10 месяцев назад +38

    😂😂😂
    But tbf, i think it means ask yourself

  • @arkopolgoswami9258
    @arkopolgoswami9258 11 месяцев назад +54

    Can you please do this show in US? 🧐

    • @aaronnrodgers
      @aaronnrodgers 9 месяцев назад +4

      It'd on the internet. Everyone can see it

  • @Chili_D_21224
    @Chili_D_21224 9 месяцев назад +5

    Don't ask "yourself" what can my country do for me. Instead ask "yourself" what can I do for my country. The "yourself" is implied, it's a rhetorical question.

  • @Grimmance
    @Grimmance 9 месяцев назад +2

    Ask yourself what you are capable of giving your country that helps, and demand that your country help in return.

  • @mauricecollinssr.2824
    @mauricecollinssr.2824 11 месяцев назад +6

    Ask not what your parents can do for you, ask what can you do for your parents, you chickensht, selfish, I mean, dear child!

  • @CroissanceClinicalResearch-p7f
    @CroissanceClinicalResearch-p7f 7 месяцев назад +1

    What the country did fir you is ....that it has allowed you to talk, few countries allowed to.

  • @tuzyananachitang
    @tuzyananachitang 10 месяцев назад +2

    You are supposed to ask yourself

    • @bhagwati-indoria
      @bhagwati-indoria 9 месяцев назад

      "Yourself" is immediate answer that popped up in my head. This joke crashed right after the question.

  • @carito5108
    @carito5108 9 месяцев назад +3

    This is actually such a good point. Why the fuck is that comment the one we remember and value.

  • @PapaLantern
    @PapaLantern 5 месяцев назад +1

    Ask not what you can do for your country, ask what your country did to you.

  • @HemanGohil
    @HemanGohil 9 месяцев назад +4

    Dude is an Actor from hilarious zombie movie Go Goa Gone 😂

  • @hrudeshchavan9197
    @hrudeshchavan9197 11 месяцев назад +7

    Does anyone have any update about "The Field Dream"?

  • @johnsuri000xd
    @johnsuri000xd 9 месяцев назад +3

    ah yes, let me slap my beer bottle
    and create two more issues than I've solved

  • @yasha.hisaria3143
    @yasha.hisaria3143 9 месяцев назад +12

    Pathaan’s dialogue

    • @mahafusullahiodetunde5739
      @mahafusullahiodetunde5739 8 месяцев назад

      Exactly the first thought that came to my mind. I remember telling myself that part of the dialogue is a scam to create the perception that Pathaan is a real Patriot and the other guy is an unpatriotic Villain rather than a victim of patriotism he was

  • @Astr.o
    @Astr.o 9 месяцев назад +1

    Also, isn't our country supposed to do stuff for us? What purpose is there if not for it to serve the people?

  • @vashisthamayank
    @vashisthamayank 9 месяцев назад +2

    You ask that question to yourself when you're in a dilemma.
    It's supposed to be a guide to get you out of a dilemma.

  • @yotodine
    @yotodine 9 месяцев назад +3

    your country is the government, so you can all three government to do something for you, like protect you from foreign enemies. or to help you financially with social security.
    instead of looking for ways to get things from your government(a.k.a. your country) you should be looking for estas to better your situation in order to do something for your country by providing a service(a.k.a. starting a company to generated revenue too give taxes) OR you can join the military and directly give to your country by serving.
    HOPE this answers your questions!

    • @gendryll
      @gendryll 9 месяцев назад +2

      Joke
      You.

  • @Veronicz
    @Veronicz 9 месяцев назад +1

    I’m pretty sure you ask yourself what you can do for your country…

  • @karenstreet7081
    @karenstreet7081 9 месяцев назад +2

    Chili Peppers 🤩 🤟❤🎶

  • @Cuddlefeeesh
    @Cuddlefeeesh 8 месяцев назад +2

    First stand up comedian to make me really laugh in a while 😂❤

  • @Clamden423
    @Clamden423 9 месяцев назад +3

    I love this guy, audience is not it

  • @rikmaitra
    @rikmaitra 9 месяцев назад +1

    Just ask yourself

  • @nikhil2211986
    @nikhil2211986 9 месяцев назад

    what is the meaning of country ...
    Trees
    Land
    Sheep
    Goat
    ... NONSENSE ...
    It is a group of people.
    At the end of the day you will ask people.
    There is no country ... There is People.

  • @diviningrod2671
    @diviningrod2671 9 месяцев назад +1

    God this is irritating

  • @ashtonarrington698
    @ashtonarrington698 9 месяцев назад +1

    You ask yourself

  • @flop_and_slop
    @flop_and_slop 9 месяцев назад +1

    Ask yourself.

  • @anishkamble367
    @anishkamble367 9 месяцев назад

    Are kehana kya chahate ho? When you want to confuse people speak fact in english use "FUCK' in between

  • @CostinBucuresteanu
    @CostinBucuresteanu 9 месяцев назад

    wrong " ask yourself what can you do for your country, meaning have a severe atitudine "

  • @team.sbx17
    @team.sbx17 8 месяцев назад +1

    Pathan me bhi use hua tha 😂

  • @7justfun
    @7justfun 10 месяцев назад +2

    Tried my best to laugh

  • @betamax1828
    @betamax1828 2 месяца назад

    No no no jfks best quote was "Zombies. Gentlemen, at times like these our capacity to retaliate must be and has to be massive, to deter all forms of aggression."

  • @movingforwardLDTH
    @movingforwardLDTH 9 месяцев назад +4

    Those who bother to read enough of the speech know it means to ask yourself. #ContextMatters

    • @sidn_t
      @sidn_t 9 месяцев назад +2

      Take a vacation man try to look for a sense of humour #moveforward

  • @shantanusalunke4532
    @shantanusalunke4532 9 месяцев назад +9

    Are you a rapper bro it took me 5 min to understand what just you said such a legend

  • @ashugulati2177
    @ashugulati2177 9 месяцев назад +1

    Was the question supposedly not directed at us? As in ask yourself what you can do for your country? 😂

  • @sarcasmi960
    @sarcasmi960 9 месяцев назад +2

    That guy with tr beer bottle💀

  • @taylorjade6918
    @taylorjade6918 6 месяцев назад

    Amen 😂 that quote is so stupid, I'm glad you're ripping him a new one 😂

  • @CroissanceClinicalResearch-p7f
    @CroissanceClinicalResearch-p7f Месяц назад

    Still talking ain't ye...now ask urself ...nothing ye...

  • @pawolt83
    @pawolt83 6 месяцев назад

    It’s a rhetorical statement, the asker is asking themselves… what’s so hard about that?

  • @surujbezbarua4018
    @surujbezbarua4018 7 месяцев назад

    Who else find that bottle claping guy annoying😂😂

  • @Impericalevidence
    @Impericalevidence 3 месяца назад

    "you" ask "you".
    Btw you is plural, and singular.
    And the king or queen says we.
    Most languages have formal and informal conjugation. English does too, we have just forgotten.
    "You" is formal, and thou is familiar, and now the modern English speaker thinks thou is fancy and formal because it's antiquated, but you is actually formal.
    Vous vs toi en frencais.

  • @davidcwitkin6729
    @davidcwitkin6729 8 месяцев назад +1

    Pretty good JFK vocal accent

  • @samarthmehta8732
    @samarthmehta8732 8 месяцев назад

    He's boring.. Trying hard to be funny

  • @sayeedhussain2611
    @sayeedhussain2611 8 месяцев назад

    I get it's a joke but i think the quote means ask yourself.

  • @spudthepug
    @spudthepug 8 месяцев назад

    Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what’s for lunch.

  • @astra6137
    @astra6137 Месяц назад

    Man was possessed by clone high jfk for a second there

  • @kailashr7009
    @kailashr7009 8 месяцев назад

    So MGR movies line are stolen from JFK

  • @MayankSingh28s
    @MayankSingh28s 8 месяцев назад

    This is so unfunny... embarrassing 😢

  • @AshTsugikuni
    @AshTsugikuni 3 месяца назад

    The funniest thing was actually his accen

  • @tiezeehc
    @tiezeehc 3 месяца назад

    Idk if im just high or not but that shit was hilarious.

  • @nasis18
    @nasis18 9 месяцев назад +2

    Impression is on point.

  • @ligangopoh.6986
    @ligangopoh.6986 7 месяцев назад

    That guy with that bottle clap again😐

  • @jeeaspirant36024
    @jeeaspirant36024 9 месяцев назад

    What is he wearing on head where can i buy it ??

  • @canteventhough
    @canteventhough 9 месяцев назад +1

    What a perfect impression.

  • @jeremykaratka9363
    @jeremykaratka9363 9 месяцев назад

    Your suposed to ask yourself

  • @angshumansarma8425
    @angshumansarma8425 10 месяцев назад +1

    Bas sharir India me hai..aatma America me

  • @Juliana-xw7sk
    @Juliana-xw7sk 6 месяцев назад

    my guy you're beautiful

  • @whiteoleander3120
    @whiteoleander3120 Месяц назад

    U made me laugh 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ethandenton3393
    @ethandenton3393 8 месяцев назад

    You ask yourself.

  • @maroonring
    @maroonring 9 месяцев назад

    You ask yourself

  • @idongesitusen5764
    @idongesitusen5764 9 месяцев назад

    Fact!
    Every single idiom we have been taught in not only America but western Society as a whole is bull. Crap!

  • @cheryl6842
    @cheryl6842 8 месяцев назад

    U make no sense.

  • @tsukikage
    @tsukikage 8 месяцев назад

    Legit answer: I think you're supposed to ask yourself.

  • @onestep8607
    @onestep8607 2 месяца назад

    U r funny 😂

  • @canteventhough
    @canteventhough 9 месяцев назад

    I thought you had to ask yourself, but I can't find a flaw in his logic.

  • @siddhanttiwari6644
    @siddhanttiwari6644 7 месяцев назад

    🥱🥱🥱

  • @Mushroom321-
    @Mushroom321- 8 месяцев назад

    😅😅

  • @nilk1229
    @nilk1229 9 месяцев назад

    Ghatiya joke

  • @anishkamble367
    @anishkamble367 9 месяцев назад

    He is smart, insult Indians in US and insult US in India, May be likes to take it from both ends!

  • @avijitmondal6177
    @avijitmondal6177 10 месяцев назад +1

    Vir you are a great brother I saw your all movies.

  • @jonathanharper9441
    @jonathanharper9441 8 месяцев назад

    He was me cuz but you made 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂me arsoff

  • @RhondaStephens-y3p
    @RhondaStephens-y3p 10 месяцев назад

    Brilliant bull shit for sure 😊

  • @rajeevdar7231
    @rajeevdar7231 10 месяцев назад +3

    The harder Vir tries , the worse off he comes off looking.

  • @aniketrana1609
    @aniketrana1609 10 месяцев назад

    Rehan de bhai tu tere bas ka ni hai yeh

  • @canteventhough
    @canteventhough 9 месяцев назад

    DAMN. ❤

  • @tiffanyfowler7785
    @tiffanyfowler7785 9 месяцев назад

    😂😂😂😂

  • @vivekpillay2821
    @vivekpillay2821 10 месяцев назад

    What is the meaning of this 😂

  • @kritikdutta6112
    @kritikdutta6112 10 месяцев назад

    Too stoned to understand

  • @nerrissarichards
    @nerrissarichards 9 месяцев назад

    😂😂😂

  • @chetansharma8621
    @chetansharma8621 10 месяцев назад +2

    I used to like him no more now

  • @sanjayvaidya4925
    @sanjayvaidya4925 11 месяцев назад +4

    Veer arse.

  • @watanabe00738
    @watanabe00738 10 месяцев назад +3

    I ordered my laugh from ebay, been one month now

  • @poie123ntil
    @poie123ntil 10 месяцев назад

    Ha ha ha

  • @imonraj
    @imonraj 10 месяцев назад +3

    Pathaan Dialogue source found....

  • @CP-xy1bz
    @CP-xy1bz 10 месяцев назад +1

    Now this what you call lazy communist comedy

  • @jamesboulger8705
    @jamesboulger8705 10 месяцев назад +2

    You are supposed to ask yourself what you can do. This was the original meaning of the statement. It was readily obvious.

    • @chanceDdog2009
      @chanceDdog2009 9 месяцев назад +1

      Came to say this. It was rhetorical and meant to be a challenge.
      It applies today, but no one wants to hear that.

    • @jamesboulger8705
      @jamesboulger8705 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@chanceDdog2009 The joke is very straining and not funny, because anyone who is aware of the quote's history or even a basic familiarity with oration, or even just common sense and thought, wouldn't naturally go through the contrived thought process seen here.

    • @Asian_in_America
      @Asian_in_America 9 месяцев назад +1

      It’s a joke, bro half of the jokes people tell are meant to be taken out of context or twisted around to make it funny. It was readily obvious that that was what he was doing so you know.

  • @DamilolaKoleosho-oq3ye
    @DamilolaKoleosho-oq3ye 9 месяцев назад

    I swear he read my mind, bcoz I was like bullshit 😂😅

  • @subhrojyotisinha2064
    @subhrojyotisinha2064 10 месяцев назад

    Itna ghatiya comedy jindagi me nhi experience kiya

  • @Professional--Gamer
    @Professional--Gamer 11 месяцев назад +10

    RUclips: recommends me short of this guy for the first time:
    Me: "Don't recommend this channel"

  • @user-ou9sk8vu7z
    @user-ou9sk8vu7z 11 месяцев назад +1

    Ew

  • @pokemon4395
    @pokemon4395 9 месяцев назад

    This guy is supposed to be funny?

  • @e1m1heretic49
    @e1m1heretic49 9 месяцев назад

    Comunist stand up propaganda 😂.

  • @candicemitchell6093
    @candicemitchell6093 Месяц назад

    Brilliant! Finding that paradox. But was it you....🤔🫥 Brilliant, nonetheless, and delivered with ❤