For once North Korea has done the right thing. They let their monkey smoke as much as she wants. Yes, their one single monkey. I didn't say the zoo was extravagant, just that it treats its animals better.
Can you be serious for a second goddamn it I thought this was going to be wholesome and helpful but no why would I expect that from a RUclips comment section
Love how he is so confused as to why tigers would want foliage in their enclosure, as if their favorite place to live in the wild is a Walmart parking lot
I like how jerma was genuinely so surprised that a sandbox game let him do anything without limits. Like he was just genuinely taken aback. i don't even know what he expected
It's just nice watching jerma playing all of these "zoo tycoon"-y game, while knowing it is one of jerma's dream to work with animals if he's not streaming. And 10 minutes later he just let all of the animals loose
@@mikotoh unfortunately no, all I remember was it was said during the pre-game ramble on one of his streams. I think he joked about retiring again and someone in chat asked what he'd do if he wasn't streaming
4:57:00 is the start of the "why are you diseased" outbreak saga, which never fails to make me laugh, no matter how many times I put this on in the background while I play a game.
so jealous this game looks so good especially for a zoo tycoon veteran and animal enthusiast like me ;; when i get home i need to save up for a computer that doesn’t suck
I don't have that good of a PC and I can still run it in 60fps, just had to lower some graphics settings to high/medium (GTX 1070 Ti, i7-4790k) but if you're still saving up just for this game I suggest some good gaming laptop, you'll definetly save more money than building full PC from scratch
@@blister5867 Bro, idk what kind of "gaming" laptops you've seen, but when I can build a PC that can benchmark massive games like Battlefield V and CODMW at over 120 fps on max settings at 1080p for $750, I would like to see a gaming laptop that comes even close to that level of preformace, while having a 1080p display, and a decent battery life, for around that same price. Gaming laptops are horrible 90% of the time, especially if you are trying to get more bang for your buck. Towers will always be better unless you live somewhere in a shitty apartment, or are always travelling, where having a desktop is not viable. Otherwise, its horrible advice.
I've played so much of this game but I never thought someone could be so bad at it, even me when I started playing. This made me laugh and smile so much my mouth hurts and I'm crying. I love Jerma so much. I fucking love the tower of babel he built for the lemurs. oh my god.
I'm only 45 minutes in so far, but this is bothering me and via Google search I can't even seem to find people talking about it. For a game that seems to really try to promote animal safety and conservation and all that, why does every single enclosure just have a single door between the animals and the rest of the zoo, with that door being accessed from the guest path instead of some staff facility? Like you're just viewing the tigers, when a zookeeper comes along and opens the door to the enclosure that's right next to you, and that's completely fine, haha.
because its a video game... it doesnt need to be realistic. do you also shit on the sims for having aliens because its a life simulation game and aliens aren’t encountered in every day life?
@@dachshund_gaming That was not the point of my comment at all. I'd hoped my "haha" at the end would've gotten across that I wasn't actually mad or anything. Just because I typed a lot doesn't mean I'm complaining. It just seems very odd to me that this game seems very detailed in some aspects, yet barebone in others (or from what I remember at least, as my original comment was a while ago).
@Minwon Jang Ah, that's very interesting to know. From the replies I got it seems I could've worded my original comment better. I just remember it seeming very odd to me that the game seems to care a lot about detail and realism, except for what I pointed out. That's cool that there is the option to add that level of detail.
Now that this is coming to the PS5, I can finally buy this because of Jerma like everything else I’ve watched him play (the first game I ever bought a game because I saw someone else play was Jerma’s House Flipper videos)
1:27:30 That fucking dude Bernie Goodwin literally makes a casual slavery joke in this fucking game LMAO EDIT: YOU'RE FUCKING JOKING, HE LITERALLY JOKES ABOUT KILLING HIMSELF ONLY HALF A MINUTE LATER! XD 1:27:55
the vetinirary centre has to be further not to disturb the zoo operations and given the situation that requires assistance from other channels of vet care, great for spacing away for helipads and whatever. also assembly point could be suggested.
@@katherineg8126 5:36:30 is a pretty emblematic moment. Gates, pathways and terrain are never quite the way you want them. It's hilarious that Jerma can say "whatever, I don't care". If I could also do that I'd probably enjoy myself more.
Game Starts 7:10
Brb Ends 4:12:48
Thanks
If you love animals, please don't go to the zoo. Apes in zoos can go weeks or even months without a cigarette, tell me that's not cruel
For once North Korea has done the right thing. They let their monkey smoke as much as she wants. Yes, their one single monkey. I didn't say the zoo was extravagant, just that it treats its animals better.
@@Otakupatriot117 for formwitbhb
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them apes stronger than me
Can you be serious for a second goddamn it I thought this was going to be wholesome and helpful but no why would I expect that from a RUclips comment section
Love how he is so confused as to why tigers would want foliage in their enclosure, as if their favorite place to live in the wild is a Walmart parking lot
"why are tigers FUCKED UP?" has to be one of my favorite things he's ever said
1:14:57 absolutely crying that there are animals actively escaping their enclosure and Jerma is just like “holy shit this is how giraffes sleep? Woah”
I like how in every game that has a free-range building option, he feels it neccesary to build the Tower Of Babel.
Kibble Bites Only natural for a man of such compact stature to build enormous monuments to his inflated ego
@@solophentii3468 his primal instinct is to challenge the heights, as if to prove something
He must reach heaven
Psycho streamer gives into hubris, causes the world's population to split into hundreds of dialects
I thought you were fucking joking
Jerma starts his streams like a professor saying hello to his online class during video discussions.
He's got his PhD in comedy
I can also imagine him saying it in person with a mug of coffee in his hand before starting class
Well, he did use to participate in the world of education.
Unfortunately he lacks the intelligence to go along with the greeting
Well yea, where do you think he learned the substitute teacher noise from?
I like how jerma was genuinely so surprised that a sandbox game let him do anything without limits. Like he was just genuinely taken aback. i don't even know what he expected
Compact streamer thinks sandbox zoo game was an actual sand game
@@kiryukazuma8089 What a PSYCHO
Man the best thing about this stream was just hearing Jerma constantly be amazed by animals; lots of joy to be gained from that.
1:14:20 jerma releases zebras
1:24:40 tree tiger massacres tourists
1:31:45 monkey trips on sidewalk
1:50:10 lemur almost flies
2:10:31 jerma bakes cockroaches
3:07:16 foreshadowing of tower
3:26:50 jerma begins tower of babel
3:46:03 50-100 lemurs arrive
4:00:18 jerma silences the people
*\0/*:^)
Jerma silence the people 😂😂😂😂
@@jessw4195jerma foster the people
1:24:41 Failed zookeeper attempts to teach captive tiger parkour, ends horribly for all involved.
"They like to drink out of trees, don't they? No, wait, that's brontosaurus"
sleeping on his mispronunciation of trough at 32:56
It's just nice watching jerma playing all of these "zoo tycoon"-y game, while knowing it is one of jerma's dream to work with animals if he's not streaming.
And 10 minutes later he just let all of the animals loose
is that true, about jerma wanting to work with animals?
@@mikotoh he said it's one of the things he'd like to do if he isn't streaming
@@bigbastard7582 do you have any idea which stream hes said that in???
@@mikotoh unfortunately no, all I remember was it was said during the pre-game ramble on one of his streams. I think he joked about retiring again and someone in chat asked what he'd do if he wasn't streaming
@@mikotoh it was in gas station simulator
Jerma attempts to make a Roach Ranch. Instead makes the Tower of Babel and tries to have a random primate scale it.
the whole Galapagos Tortoise arc was so adorable. Jerm's maximum effort put into the tortoises exhibit.
Fun Fact:
When it gets hot in Zoos, the lions and tigers will often be given blocks of frozen blood to lick to stay cool, "Bloodsicles"
Fun fact 2: Jerma will eat the same when it gets hot
Fun fact 3: he likes it when it's straight from the source @@Chillerll
"I know how to play" As all the alarms are going off and the animals are still loose.
Every time Jerma plays a sandbox game it always turns into him doing an elaborate joke only for it to turn into chaos after
5:33:23 Jerma reading 'distressed' as 'de-stressed'.... the lack of reading comprehension is stressing me the fuck out
he's stupid
It’s de stressing you out
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this is my first jerma stream im watching and im immediately greeted by him saying he wore diapers on stream? i regret this immensely
It was the Halloween stream before this stream. He got slimed by buckets if he met certain conditions, while wearing a diaper over his usual clothing.
totally worth e-watching him stream.
It took jerma an hour and 17 minutes to ragdoll an animal
Local zoo owner lets park fall into disarray while trying to force lemur to climb pole
jerma floundering around in the habitat tab looking for cockroaches is absolutely astounding to someone who’s been playing planet zoo for a while
Him struggling with rotating while angle snap was turned on was driving me crazy I was like JUST UNCHECK THE BOX
6:21:20 streamer forgets Gorillas can climb
what made him think the animal ai would go up his tower of babel
His brain doesn’t work no good sometimes
failed zookeeper streamer creates a bug sanctuary to relieve pressure from the byeah mafia and their insatiable desire for bug collecting
Jerma attempting to make the lemurs climb the tower for an hour is so insane
Roach Ranch escapees have spread all over Nevada.
I'm convinced jerma has no sense of scale.
It’s hard to have a sense of scale when you’re short
The whole Zebra escape fiasco alone has to be up there with Jerma's funniest all time moments
4:57:00 is the start of the "why are you diseased" outbreak saga, which never fails to make me laugh, no matter how many times I put this on in the background while I play a game.
short streamer slaughters insects in vast quantities while ranting on the uses of athleticism for feline predators
streamer jealous of insects' height
I love how Jerma always refers to animals as people (and it’s not just this stream)
It's almost 1 in the morning I am struggling so hard to hold in my immense laughter as I finish watching the stream
Jerma calling a gharial an alligator is causing me actual pain
After an hour listening to the Simlish protesters, all I can hear is "hot soup a dollar"
i hate you for making me hear this too
This is how Jurassic World game should have been. :(
Frontier: "Let's make a fantastic Jurassic Park game, everyone!"
Licenses: "Hold it right there."
Have you played Prehistoric Kingdom?
so jealous this game looks so good especially for a zoo tycoon veteran and animal enthusiast like me ;; when i get home i need to save up for a computer that doesn’t suck
What’s your steam account? I’ll see what I can do
I don't have that good of a PC and I can still run it in 60fps, just had to lower some graphics settings to high/medium (GTX 1070 Ti, i7-4790k) but if you're still saving up just for this game I suggest some good gaming laptop, you'll definetly save more money than building full PC from scratch
@@blister5867 Bro, idk what kind of "gaming" laptops you've seen, but when I can build a PC that can benchmark massive games like Battlefield V and CODMW at over 120 fps on max settings at 1080p for $750, I would like to see a gaming laptop that comes even close to that level of preformace, while having a 1080p display, and a decent battery life, for around that same price. Gaming laptops are horrible 90% of the time, especially if you are trying to get more bang for your buck. Towers will always be better unless you live somewhere in a shitty apartment, or are always travelling, where having a desktop is not viable. Otherwise, its horrible advice.
@@grenadier6483 Everytime someone mentions gaming laptops there's always someone like you chill lol it's just a computer
@@kortomor8003 because if you want something for home its bad advice and will always be more expensive
12:40 wasn't expecting a welsh accent there
I had flashbacks to school, i almost instinctively replied with "yma"
Me as well, but I always forget the Welsh exist.
@@blobbem As a welsh person I can confirm, sometimes I forget I exist...
i want him to play this again sobadly now that raccoons are in the game!
but are there rats in the game
1:24:42 highlight of the stream
1:43:55 Jerma's chat thoroughly summed up.
how is he doing this. im playing the actual game as i watch and its impossible to do this.
He’s too powerful
haha xD nerds are God
Jerma building a lion enclosure be like “hmm, guess I’ll build a brick wall that a housecat could leap over to house this massive apex predator!”
1:24:45 - Imagine visiting a zoo and then a tiger just fucking collapses on top of you from a tree
For future me, tiger in tree is at 1:24:40, just one monkey is at 1:31:44
You give a man a roach he makes a zoo
This one was almost impossible to sleep too because apparently animals kept escaping and the alarm kept waking me up.
makes an enclosure for fucking rats. "guess ill put gorillas here."
So glad they let you delete all the plants in the animal menu after watching Jerma struggle so hard XD
bro the amount of midroll ads im this is wild
I've played so much of this game but I never thought someone could be so bad at it, even me when I started playing. This made me laugh and smile so much my mouth hurts and I'm crying. I love Jerma so much. I fucking love the tower of babel he built for the lemurs. oh my god.
*zebras running around outside their enclosure*
Jerma: "Is this how giraffes sleep??"
What are the ethical and ecological implications of this "animal market"
The giant enemy cockroach
4:53:20 jerma, looking at red panda: who is this person?
I'm only 45 minutes in so far, but this is bothering me and via Google search I can't even seem to find people talking about it. For a game that seems to really try to promote animal safety and conservation and all that, why does every single enclosure just have a single door between the animals and the rest of the zoo, with that door being accessed from the guest path instead of some staff facility? Like you're just viewing the tigers, when a zookeeper comes along and opens the door to the enclosure that's right next to you, and that's completely fine, haha.
because its a video game... it doesnt need to be realistic. do you also shit on the sims for having aliens because its a life simulation game and aliens aren’t encountered in every day life?
Oh no, a little kid might see this game and try to build _his_ animal enclosure in an irresponsible way! Imagine being this much of a complainer
@@dachshund_gaming That was not the point of my comment at all. I'd hoped my "haha" at the end would've gotten across that I wasn't actually mad or anything. Just because I typed a lot doesn't mean I'm complaining. It just seems very odd to me that this game seems very detailed in some aspects, yet barebone in others (or from what I remember at least, as my original comment was a while ago).
the_rabidsquirel oh ok I didn’t know
@Minwon Jang Ah, that's very interesting to know. From the replies I got it seems I could've worded my original comment better. I just remember it seeming very odd to me that the game seems to care a lot about detail and realism, except for what I pointed out. That's cool that there is the option to add that level of detail.
B.F. Bugleberry is a top teir Jerma lore character. Please bring him back for the next jerma rumble
This Bugleberry character has potential
Frantic streamer has no idea how animals work
this is the best video to sleep to.
i love how you can search up nearly any game with jerma and it will likely pop up 💀
not really
I wish
there is absolutely no chance this man has been to a zoo before
omfg i have not laughed this hard in sooooooooooo long @ Jerma fucking up the tutorial hahahaha
Now that this is coming to the PS5, I can finally buy this because of Jerma like everything else I’ve watched him play (the first game I ever bought a game because I saw someone else play was Jerma’s House Flipper videos)
I started playing Planet Zoo console edition last weekend and it’s SO fun!!!
Its so funny with the jolly ol’ music while he goes on a roach shopping spree
Local zookeeper loses credibility by wearing diaper on Halloween
3:13:32
Nut
Im starting to think Jerma might not know what a zoo is.
This is the Disney World of zoos.
Stream becomes noticeably low energy after Lemur Weather Balloon fails
watching this because of the highlight video lol
1:27:30 That fucking dude Bernie Goodwin literally makes a casual slavery joke in this fucking game LMAO
EDIT: YOU'RE FUCKING JOKING, HE LITERALLY JOKES ABOUT KILLING HIMSELF ONLY HALF A MINUTE LATER! XD 1:27:55
I have never laughed harder at a stream before
Nice thumbnail
1:54:56 the exact moment this became my favorite Jerma stream
I love how he has a 15 degree angle snap on and wonders why he can't get anything flush with the barriers lol
Quarantine had a much different reaction when this was streamed than it does now
i lovee zoo tycoon games im not sure why theyre so calming but feels so nice to play and listen to
quarantine MonkaS
The moment I saw this game on Steam I knew this would be a stream XD
GUYS does he fix the cursor because i dont want to invest 8 hours of possible cursor fixing anxiety i need to know
SYNTAX_error yes
he took the forever amount of years to get tracks built and even that he deleted & changed his mind
5:33:25 Animal is "de-stressed"
the vetinirary centre has to be further not to disturb the zoo operations and given the situation that requires assistance from other channels of vet care, great for spacing away for helipads and whatever. also assembly point could be suggested.
I found this to be one of the most frustrating, un-intuitive games I've ever played so I'm curious to see how this guy copes.
how come?
@@katherineg8126 5:36:30 is a pretty emblematic moment. Gates, pathways and terrain are never quite the way you want them. It's hilarious that Jerma can say "whatever, I don't care". If I could also do that I'd probably enjoy myself more.
@@ty1298 I had a lot of fun with this game, but oh man the way the roads work just suck so much. It needs a city skylines type road anarchy mod.
@@galacsinhajto You can disable collision and stuff, is that what you want?
Zootorial, the game
Jerma is glad part z
that snow leopards name is hilarious
How can a man play planet zoo for 8 hours
Ape tower
I don't think this game has walruses sadly.
WHO ASKED, Dickhead.
@@tyscookiesable me, foolish mortal
Food troo
he did so many things wrong it caused me so much pain
it’s funny because his new employer probably did see the diaper vod lol
this thumbnail LMAO
1:27:16 bruh why they got the black guy running the "ape sanctuary"
i think you might be overthinking this
It's literally just a video game my man. You're thinking way too much into it smh
"Wer the fook we go!" "Wer the fook we go!" "Cat soup frittata!" "Cat soup frittata!" "You better shoo in a tesla!"
5:19:24 Ken Tucky resub
6:35:00 Man, the new Ape Escape game is honestly looking kind of lame.
he builds a large exhibit. me anticipating planet of the apes. 8-)