His mother only lets him play 3+ rated games and even then he finds a way to inflict excruciating endless pain unto others, something is truly wrong in the deep recesses of this man's mind
4:43:44 I sent my friend a screenshot of that a 5 AM while I was pulling an all nighter and I couldnt think straight and I was like 'look at that orange it looks so good for wii graphics!!' and she was like 'is that you in the bottom right'
@@pottasiumcynaide4104 reading this comment a year later took me the fuck out because I just remembered at the time I was a greasy student who would never wash their hair and she probably said that out of genuine concern to make sure I was doing OK mentally and not playing Wii games at 5am, but even weirder was the fact she somehow thought I had a stream of my face in the bottom right of the gameplay like a mirror
Jerma won’t, not because it’s a bad or unfun idea but because he knows GrillmasterxBBQ’s archive streams are still up and would completely overshadow him even though they’re 4-5 years old at this point.
@@magmavision2000 @Tess Miller @Bolt light I was nine. I had anger issues but I was also very shy and quiet. I was trying to make stroganoff I think (?) but I kept fucking up because I wasn't chopping the onion fast enough. After a bunch of silver stars in a row I got pissed during the onion chopping part and poked the screen so hard with my pen (I'd lost the stylus) that the lcd shattered and colors like poured down the screen.
I love how jermas idea of impressing a girl is by pretending to cook by chucking stuff in a pan and adding a shit load of thyme to make it just smell good, then make up an excuse with a pretend phone call that your supposed to be meeting up with friends at a restaurant, go there with the girl and pretend that they stood you up and just have the date there, absolutely insane
His idea of how to impress your date with your cooking skills is to put ingredients into a pan and saute them with herbs, then to take her to a restaurant instead with an elaborate, obviously fake ruse.
"American food" actually would refer to barbecue and soul food. Biscuits and gravy, corn on the cob, squash, fried chicken, cornbread, etc. are all American foods that you can't find as much in other countries, and a lot of it has origins in the food of Native Americas and slaves. Barbecue parties are, likewise, rather uniquely and distinctly American, and they also have origins in Native American cuisine.
literally every country has barbecues and barbecue parties. roasting meat and other food over a fire and having salads and side dishes is not exclusively an american thing
If this was a large coffee stream (you know the kind of stream I mean, Picross or Nancy Drew are classics) he would have definitely gone on a 40 minute rant on what classifies as cheese and would wonder how it's made, insisting you spin butter in a rapidly rotating basket and the cheese sticks to the outside and the buttermilk is left in the bottom of the basket, and in the process he'd read out loud a chat message with gusto that says something like "EXTRA MATURE SMEGMA" before laughing to himself and acting embarrassed and he'd be like "no I actually like wanna know how cheese is made" then he'd play a Portuguese cheese documentary on RUclips and laugh at the bad CGI of the cheese making process then scream "WHAT THE FUCK" when it shows how they extract rennet and cut the video before acting like nothing happened and continuing to play cooking mama.
@@MichaelGottloib I have an unbearable burden where I can forsee an infinite number of alternate future timelines, including ones you couldn't even imagine
@@matthewhesler7054 I know right. You try to have a discussion about bread in Etalyx's chat and INSECURE STREAMER gets all butthurt and makes the chat emote only.
@@matthewhesler7054 He's all like wow these poor people in chat who aren't subbed talking about bread MUST BE TROLLS. Like guess chat can't have a conversation unless you give him money what a GREEDY STREAMER.
3:31:57 I'm so weirded out - I heard jerma say this EXACT same thing on another full length stream when listening in the past couple days. It would either have been Saw or House Flipper, its just so weird to me that he spoke about charcoal vs propane then too, lol.
I used to do a lot of the 'hit the thing with just enough force not to break it' games just by dropping the wii remote a certain distance off the ground. It worked 100% of the time.
I was stupid before watching this stream but thankfully Jerma has shown me the way, you grate cheese and NOTHING ELSE. ANYTHING THAT IS GRATED IS NOW CHEESE.
I love this cause like. This would be a world altering thing. Imagine trying to zest a lemon for a dish, only to end up with a pile of parmesean. Would a grated carrot that becomes cheese still contain the beta-carotene and fiber of the original vegetable, or would it take on the nutritional profile of a dairy-based cheese? It keeps me up at night thinking about this.
Cooking Mama was the first ever game I got on my DS Lite! ....absolutely no excuse of "I was five!" here. I was in my early-mid twenties lmao. I just thought it was really cute.
I really agree wth the calimari thing. Idk how people can eat food if you can fully see the animals body in tack. It’s weird. I don’t want to see a headless decapitated squid on my plate. And I don’t want to see a bird wing in my chicken.
Jerma: smoked brisket is American!! Me: isn’t that French or something Jerma: *i t i s n ‘ t* That’s not a bird in the tree listening to everything I have to say, it’s just Jerma!
Cooking Mama is actually wrong about the country of origin for Salisbury Steak. It was definitely created by an American, Salisbury was a real guy and an American. He thought Salisbury steak could be eaten as a means to prevent diarrhea (far from true lol), that’s a weird and beautiful kind of stupidity one only finds in America
My favourite thing is Jerma defending beans on toast (something Heinz popularised to sell beans even though it's unhealthy as fuck) as something he actually likes but then shitting on like, culturally and historically significant asian food as being offensive to his eyes
mmmyeah i'd like an order of salisbury steak, with my first side a fried egg, and for my second side i'd like to substitute about 9 more fried eggs. also, add a side of a few flan please. oh and you know what, hold the salisbury steak while we're at it, terribly allergic you see. thanks
I totally get Jerma’s rant about American food, but also I think part of what makes American cuisine so beautiful and varied is the infusion of other cultures and the blending of cuisines found in America, sharing bits of delicious things from any number of cultures/nations :)
![Jerma Streams [with Chat] - Cooking Mama: Cook Off](/img/1.gif)
Game Starts 5:00
Brb Ends 1:07:08
Thank you so much for everything you do.
local streamer BREAKS a local mother's hand with a hammer while cooking 31:10
@@FreelyFooled kinda surprised jerma didn't say anything about that.
@@hueylong730 he’s an absolute PSYCHO with NO remorse for other people, this guy is FUCKED
His mother only lets him play 3+ rated games and even then he finds a way to inflict excruciating endless pain unto others, something is truly wrong in the deep recesses of this man's mind
@@FreelyFooled mama's seen some real fucked up shit in her time.
Dang a _local_ mother?!
why was the lighting in his room so scary 2 years ago
Fr he looks like a gargoyle
for real bc why is the thumbnail of this video with him in his room so scary
@@maddym4020 15 pictures taken moments before suicide.
2006 vibe. its perfect
he looks like a ghost
4:43:44 I sent my friend a screenshot of that a 5 AM while I was pulling an all nighter and I couldnt think straight and I was like 'look at that orange it looks so good for wii graphics!!' and she was like 'is that you in the bottom right'
Is that you in the bottom right
@@pottasiumcynaide4104 look at the orange it looks so good for wii graphics!!
@@pottasiumcynaide4104 reading this comment a year later took me the fuck out because I just remembered at the time I was a greasy student who would never wash their hair and she probably said that out of genuine concern to make sure I was doing OK mentally and not playing Wii games at 5am, but even weirder was the fact she somehow thought I had a stream of my face in the bottom right of the gameplay like a mirror
@@JacobKinsley were you doing ok mentally
@@pottasiumcynaide4104 less than I am now
I’d kill for an actual Jerma cooking stream.
i thought you were going to say you'd kill for jerma and honestly same to both of those
We've been asking for this for years but he still hasn't done it, but I haven't given up hope
I’d cook for an actual Jerma killing stream.
Jerma won’t, not because it’s a bad or unfun idea but because he knows GrillmasterxBBQ’s archive streams are still up and would completely overshadow him even though they’re 4-5 years old at this point.
his pc build stream is pretty close!!
i broke my ds when i was nine during a really intense game of cooking mama
Plz share
Yes, please share
2 months later and we still want the story.
@@magmavision2000 @Tess Miller @Bolt light
I was nine. I had anger issues but I was also very shy and quiet. I was trying to make stroganoff I think (?) but I kept fucking up because I wasn't chopping the onion fast enough. After a bunch of silver stars in a row I got pissed during the onion chopping part and poked the screen so hard with my pen (I'd lost the stylus) that the lcd shattered and colors like poured down the screen.
@@cody7689 I did the exact same thing with Nintendogs. Trying to get my dumb dog to catch a frisbee
A lot of what qualifies as “better than mama” has me thinking that Mama is actually a really mediocre chef.
I think it's like when you're 4 years old. Snd your mom says you're a pro. Mama is just sparing baby jerma's feelings
She's not a chef tho, she's just a home cook
chefs
what a horrible word
@@kerokero_furogu seems like you have repressed culinary memories
I love how this game's idea of Fish & Chips is Swordfish with quartered potatoes
Japanese butcher our foods as hard as we've butchered sushi lol. Fair play
I love how jermas idea of impressing a girl is by pretending to cook by chucking stuff in a pan and adding a shit load of thyme to make it just smell good, then make up an excuse with a pretend phone call that your supposed to be meeting up with friends at a restaurant, go there with the girl and pretend that they stood you up and just have the date there, absolutely insane
His idea of how to impress your date with your cooking skills is to put ingredients into a pan and saute them with herbs, then to take her to a restaurant instead with an elaborate, obviously fake ruse.
An hour in and "better than mama" is already engraved in my brain
I grew up with these games, ✨even better than mama✨ 🎶didi🎵di🎵dididi🎶 IS my brain.
I played these on my DS until the wee hours of the morning when I was a kid 😂
Mama has an inferiority complex and we're FEEDING into it
This is my ambient sleep white noise
For me it's Jerma’s papas freezeria video, adding this one to the list :)
@@Yazzie1 Try his chocolatier: decadence by design stream
omg same here
Why does it sound like cooking mama disowns jerma whenever he makes a mistake
“You’re not mine”
Its probably do not mind but
Tess Miller I think it’s “no not nice” but like probably not
It's actually "do not mind" but i thought it was "you're not kind" for a long time lmao
@Butt McAss lol I genuinely dont know wat cooking mama says :P
wait this is exactly what i thought she said to me when i was little and played this on the ds lmao
I thought she was saying "mottanai" which means "what a waste"
32:16 I didn't even know Mama could cry, poor Mama 😭😭
Alexithymic Mama
I love how earnestly he tries to arrange the food
Because Ernest is well versed in the art of plating food
"American food" actually would refer to barbecue and soul food. Biscuits and gravy, corn on the cob, squash, fried chicken, cornbread, etc. are all American foods that you can't find as much in other countries, and a lot of it has origins in the food of Native Americas and slaves. Barbecue parties are, likewise, rather uniquely and distinctly American, and they also have origins in Native American cuisine.
Arguably, Cajun food is also American, but it's also closely tied to French cuisine and a lot less uniquely American than barbecue and soul food.
uniquely american? what about korean and australian barbecue
Nawwww y’all fully forgetting all about the origins of barbacoa
american ranting about a stereotyped game
literally every country has barbecues and barbecue parties. roasting meat and other food over a fire and having salads and side dishes is not exclusively an american thing
Streamer denounces Squid Ink Pasta without even trying it.
The fact that his lights are off makes it look like the set of a snuff film
JAKE ENGLISH GET OUT OF THE JERMA COMMENT SECTION!!!!!!!!!
when jerma thinks grating ANYTHING = its cheese
If this was a large coffee stream (you know the kind of stream I mean, Picross or Nancy Drew are classics) he would have definitely gone on a 40 minute rant on what classifies as cheese and would wonder how it's made, insisting you spin butter in a rapidly rotating basket and the cheese sticks to the outside and the buttermilk is left in the bottom of the basket, and in the process he'd read out loud a chat message with gusto that says something like "EXTRA MATURE SMEGMA" before laughing to himself and acting embarrassed and he'd be like "no I actually like wanna know how cheese is made" then he'd play a Portuguese cheese documentary on RUclips and laugh at the bad CGI of the cheese making process then scream "WHAT THE FUCK" when it shows how they extract rennet and cut the video before acting like nothing happened and continuing to play cooking mama.
@@JacobKinsley why is this so accurate😭
@@MichaelGottloib I have an unbearable burden where I can forsee an infinite number of alternate future timelines, including ones you couldn't even imagine
@@JacobKinsleybro is cursed by Apollo
Streamer considers food he doesn't like a personal heinous attack despite having never tried it
i'm so weirdly happy he's streamed this for over five hours, wtf
I remember those rice draining levels being super hard for young me
A true test of patience
Same lmao
When I first got the wii as a kid I used to play this game for hours at a time :) im really happy he streamed this
The older Cooking Mama games have always been quality arcadey fun
I play cooking mama for hours at a time
Streamer admits addiction to Minecraft after ranting that his potatoes and meat must be cubed
Now Jerma just needs to make his own bread so we can return the favor and call HIS bread disgusting.
5jasonc I’m atleast glad we can have bread discussion in chat unlike some streamers
@@matthewhesler7054 I know right. You try to have a discussion about bread in Etalyx's chat and INSECURE STREAMER gets all butthurt and makes the chat emote only.
I think Etalyx is gluten free and fears the bread
@@matthewhesler7054 He's all like wow these poor people in chat who aren't subbed talking about bread MUST BE TROLLS. Like guess chat can't have a conversation unless you give him money what a GREEDY STREAMER.
Yeah that was annoying cause I do like to watch Etalyx but I don’t have time to watch every time and when I do he says I’m a troll cause I don’t sub
"You're essentially breathing air when you eat a watermelon." --jezza985
(2:48:44)
unprecedented amounts of looking like he's zerking off this stream
This whole game is just Jerma screaming: *"Thats not how you cook this!!"* at Mama
3:31:57 I'm so weirded out - I heard jerma say this EXACT same thing on another full length stream when listening in the past couple days. It would either have been Saw or House Flipper, its just so weird to me that he spoke about charcoal vs propane then too, lol.
I used to do a lot of the 'hit the thing with just enough force not to break it' games just by dropping the wii remote a certain distance off the ground. It worked 100% of the time.
Reminds me of winning most of the wii sport resort games by violently shaking the wiimote
I feel like cooking with Jerma is an absolute fucking nightmare that should be streamed.
That mustard sandwich had me howling
Are you like a werewolf where a mustard sandwich is your full moon
"ur a fake italian"
" thats interesting bc im not italian... why would i...."
My mother used to love these games. She'd always borrow the DS to play it. that or anger bird DS
anger bird
anger bird ds
Anger bird ds nuts
Cooking Jermama.
4:44:49 I almost forgot Jawsh raided Jerma. Everyone who raided left almost immediately. Bonus: 4:45:53 Jerma :|
local streamer gets cooking lessons from foster mother: wastes a TON of eggs
2:22:20 gamer gets scared for egg mix. he shits his pants
03:05:45 too lmao
Every stream of jerma is just him going more and more insane
1:13:24 'if I put you into a meat grinder...'
33:08 cursed anecdote
Why is this never included in the 'Jerma psycho moments' or 'Jerma ADHD moments' compilations.
@@JacobKinsley Jacob, did you respond to yourself 3 years later?
4:13:42 the whole sequence of confusion and failed sushi rolls made me laugh so hard oml
4:14:46 this FUCKING FACE
IM CRYINGGGG
3:45:13 Jerma catches digital egg on stream.
That noise was psychotic
11:40 It's so cute how much he talks about his boyfriend ❤
2:35:05
"okay uh, wheres the meat WHERES THE MEAT"
[ misses the meat ]
THIS PART JTJDJFA9E3RIU8RUFDSK,.GF,D.FSAFG
I was stupid before watching this stream but thankfully Jerma has shown me the way, you grate cheese and NOTHING ELSE. ANYTHING THAT IS GRATED IS NOW CHEESE.
I love this cause like. This would be a world altering thing. Imagine trying to zest a lemon for a dish, only to end up with a pile of parmesean. Would a grated carrot that becomes cheese still contain the beta-carotene and fiber of the original vegetable, or would it take on the nutritional profile of a dairy-based cheese? It keeps me up at night thinking about this.
Never been this far back in the timeline, didnt realize jerma had a literal vampire phase
The hot dog recipe made me cry laughing.
cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese
i feel like this game was really the perfect environment for jerma to blossom as a madman
Salisbury Steak: German
Hamburger: American
This irritates me
For the record, Salisbury steak cooked in Germany or USA is usually served with gravy, potatoes and optional mushroom and onion topping.
@@SupaHasu which one?
@@JacobKinsley both versions can be found in USA and Germany. They don't have the fried eggs and hot dog squids thankfully. Lol
Hamburger is american though, in it's modern form
@@Benzona yeah and tea is British in its modern form that doesn't mean its a British food though
45:55 literally never seen anyone else get this cooking mama score I almost didn’t think it was real
16:40 Such an unfortunate motion
Local streamer grates a plant to create bean powder for mochi, suffers from schizophrenic hallucinations and thinks it’s cheese
Marvel at the perfect timing of 1:01:50
the all toppings left hot dog actually brought me to tears
him just assuming that everything you grate is cheese is my favorite
Liqueur in my custard!?!?
_It's more likely than you think..._
Fun fact: This game didn't sell well in the UK because the phrase 'cook off!' rhymes pretty much perfectly with 'fuck off!'
i've been waiting at 21 Beef for SIX HOURS
One, 21 beef
Lay down your beef
Pick up the fork
everytime Jerma cuts up an onion in this game take a shot
or cracks an egg lol
31:12
Jerma, why?
:(
Cooking Mama was the first ever game I got on my DS Lite!
....absolutely no excuse of "I was five!" here. I was in my early-mid twenties lmao. I just thought it was really cute.
I really agree wth the calimari thing. Idk how people can eat food if you can fully see the animals body in tack. It’s weird. I don’t want to see a headless decapitated squid on my plate. And I don’t want to see a bird wing in my chicken.
Am i the only one who is given extreme anxiety over the fact that not single fucking thing in the menu is ever stationary
5:44
33:08 actual rat
As a kid I used to love the Pound the mochi mini game because I would beat the shit out of the hand every time
Jerma HATES mama!
Jerma: smoked brisket is American!!
Me: isn’t that French or something
Jerma: *i t i s n ‘ t*
That’s not a bird in the tree listening to everything I have to say, it’s just Jerma!
omg i didn't know he played this i'm so happy
I love when he's grating the leek and he's like 'Why are you grating so much cheese?!'
That scrambled egg recipe is terrifying, if I ordered that and found crab in it I’d cry
Food you'd be served in a literal nightmare
why is his webcam always menacing, does he colour grade it or sumn
I am bamboozled to why Cooking Mama used SWORDFISH for fish and chips 💀💀💀
I also love that she cuts the potatos into sixths and does a sixth of a potato per filet of swordfish.
what would compel anyone to light their face cam like that
Cooking Mama is actually wrong about the country of origin for Salisbury Steak. It was definitely created by an American, Salisbury was a real guy and an American. He thought Salisbury steak could be eaten as a means to prevent diarrhea (far from true lol), that’s a weird and beautiful kind of stupidity one only finds in America
German immagrant that moved to america
true
Just starting to watch this I kinda want to make some custard
Yeah same, but scratch made custard is definitely not made the same way it is in this game
Thanks for the heads up
I made creme brûlée instead
This is one of the streams where I prefer the vod. Chat was so racist the whole time.
My favourite thing is Jerma defending beans on toast (something Heinz popularised to sell beans even though it's unhealthy as fuck) as something he actually likes but then shitting on like, culturally and historically significant asian food as being offensive to his eyes
When he caught all the cheese, and missed the meat for the taco. I don't think my sides ever hurt so bad in my life.
of course jerma would be off put by the cooking mama franchise. Hes always ate his meat raw.
1:27:21 kid you not i said 'reverse corn dog' like 3 seconds before he did
2:22:11 just watch this part looking ONLY at the facecam. BRO IS ZERKING ON STREAM
Jerma shows us a good view of him and his wii
Do not mine!
The stream we find out just how picky and uncultured the short streamer really is
Does mama say "youre not mine" when you make a mistake?
I think she says "do not mind"
She's reminding you you're adopted and there's plenty of other kids who would gladly take your place.
Jerma would then retire four years after this stream.
mmmyeah i'd like an order of salisbury steak, with my first side a fried egg, and for my second side i'd like to substitute about 9 more fried eggs. also, add a side of a few flan please. oh and you know what, hold the salisbury steak while we're at it, terribly allergic you see. thanks
AIDungeon dialog
S, VFX.
9, VFN 10 EM.
It's funny the didn't get an English voice actor to do Mama's voice in the western release
@jerma 1:31:51 What about that mexican cheese you can practically mould like silly putty would that be an exception to the dislike of soft cheese
I totally get Jerma’s rant about American food, but also I think part of what makes American cuisine so beautiful and varied is the infusion of other cultures and the blending of cuisines found in America, sharing bits of delicious things from any number of cultures/nations :)
ew
@@coroner2141 how old are you bro
@maki2755 i cant count that high yet
He's one of those people that can't engage in civil discourse about food in different cultures. Just ignore him.
Is she saying "your not mine" ?
Jerma commits matricide in his thoughts for 5 hours live on stream
Edit: my fucking phone autocorrected his name to “Germs”
Based autocorrect
11:36 real voice
Jerma looks very germay today
1:13:25 favorite clip of the creature feature featuring the creature
2:28:03 another good one
21 beef yall
You forgot the part where he slammed his sd card in his door :)
1:02:02 squid turns into onion rings when you cut it.
Well Jerma, why does a child turn into hamburger meat with an eyeball on top when you grind it up?
Guy fieri’s washed up video game master son flounders around trying to become the ultimate wii chef
31:03
1:02:33