@@xxmoonlightwolfiexx8383 he didn't. They had been separated for months. Right wingers spread that lie because they have to make everyone look as bad as them.
Imagine how his wife felt seeing her own husband, someone she thought she could trust, degrade her in front of thousands of people on stage and millions on the Internet. My father told me to never marry a man who feels comfortable with disrespecting you. 🚩🚩🚩
yeah what’s crazy is that he literally does EXACTLY what she asked him not to do. and he does it so subtle it’s easily played off as a joke. but she very clearly said she didn’t not want to be called a bitch. and he proceeded to do it at first just a quote but then the actual punchline he does directly call her a bitch. and i’m sure if she got upset he would say she was overreacting
@@ThatMichelleGirl1 he also relapsed his drug addiction during quarantine which lead to the divorce and cheating. I’m glad he got better, addiction is a bitch
Except that he did it ironically? He said it to point out how stupid it is and said "she's a bitch and I like her" lovingly (at least that's what I think he was going for at the time he said it)
Not really because he never insulted his ex wife on stage. This is mostly aimed at men that complain about their wives. Fairly odd parents being a cartoon example
@@vehementhalo3723 from what I have heard John separated from his ex wife before he went into rehab. He only made it public after he got out of it. Though I personally never went into the full detail of it. My only focus was that I seen adult cartoons where men have nagging wives. And I just wanted to point out at least in this joke he wasn’t insulting her. I didn’t want to focus on the more personal stuff because i need to know all sides of a story
@@shaggyshef855If his son was conceived IMMEDIATELY when he started sleeping with Olivia Munn, and he started IMMEDIATELY when he and his wife broke up, his son would have been born at 8 months. Did you see that kid when he was born? He was not premature.
@@meowiamacat3764he was got coke. Was hooked on coke. Went through a drug center and fixed his drug problem. It is well known for years that he's been on drugs.
@@meowiamacat3764John was a drug addict and went to rehab and got a divorce from his wife. He has a stand up on Netflix where he goes into deeper detail about it.
@@flarkjohnson6785 by telling your wife your entire relationship that you don't want kids and then knocking up some other woman before you're even divorced
You should read the scripture about Jesus Christ being the chief cornerstone, that the builders rejected. The cornerstone is the most important part of the building, and we do need Him. 😄 Just reminded me of that being in the Bible. God bless you!
@@buyshow1589 the wife he’s talking about during the special, he separated and divorced from only to have a kid about a year into finalizing the divorce with a different woman
@@Hibiki_vtuber no no no, he filed for divorce in July of 2021, and the child he was expecting with the other woman (Olivia Munn) was born in November of 2021. He initially separated from his wife in May 2021.
@@guineapigtalks He basically told his wife he didn't want kids. Then he fell off the wagon, cheated with Olivia Mun and had a kid with her. His ex wife was totally blind sided
Ned Fulmer & John Mulaney are in the same “I love my wife so much… for now” category. Just wasn’t on my bingo card and now I have to sus out my fiancé who also “loves and respects” me very much. 🤨😂
@@tarquinioprisco8459its assumed so as him and his ex wife have stated they seperated 3 months before the divorce was finalised but then that really throws off the baby timeline with his new partner Olivia because for that to make sense it should've been at least 4 months minimum prior bc baby was not a premie but their timeline would say that the baby should have been. Idk the math aint mathing its messy. Only the 3 of them know for sure tho this is just speculation on the publics part.
SERIOUSLY!!! The men that appear to love their wives so much that end like this ruined decent men for me. I feel like I can't trust them. I don't even think I'll find a man that will be a decent long term partner at this point.
remember when he said like, "I never understood how someone could have the urge to murder someone, to kill someone else. Then I got cheated on and was like, oook."
@@ExhaustedScarf He didn't legally separate from her until about 3 months after he got Olivia Munn pregnant. IMO, if you don't legally separate from your partner and you have sex with someone else, that's still cheating. There were no reasons why he couldn't be honest in his dealings.
@@gwenndolyncampbell1560 My parents were separated for a copule of years. Never “legal” separation. Because “legal” doesn’t matter. If two people part romantic and sexual ways, they don’t need a paper to make it official. They have already decided it is official. He was heavily addicted to multiple substances at the time. I think it’s safe to say they had many more than a few bigger fish to fry. Paperwork is meaningless. They had separated emotionally prior to those events
@@austinfarley8457 I mean, he asks for a divorce in February, then his new girlfriend gives birth to his kid in November. Unless he got it done first time they got together, that's extremely suspicious.
It’s a joke plus that’s probably the only things she told him he could say but to make him seem rebellious for the views, he called exactly what he claimed that she said not to call him
@@frankyboy8513 Don't be obtuse, you know exactly what they weren't saying. What else would it be? "I lost respect for him because he was mentally ill"? "He shouldn't have had a child, he should have stayed child free"? Maybe "I lost respect for him because he's now a divorcee"? I guess if they were old fashioned or ultra religious, that could be the case
Y’all have never had a loved one suffer with addiction at it shows…his life was spiraling out of control as he struggled with substance abuse and addiction. that shit destroys everything and everyone around you. It ruined his marriage and that’s tragic. But that doesn’t make him a monster - at least now he is on the journey of sobriety.
@@user-fg1nt9vi7cI dont think that this comment was really about the joke itself, but an analysis of how the joke was actually direct disrespect disguised as a joke.
@@Yes-iu3kr I’m not defending the other things he did. But he’s a comedian. It was a funny joke. The joke was not disrespectful to his wife as far as I’m concerned.
@@user-fg1nt9vi7c So it looks like you possibly don't understand disrespect. Comedians are in a rare position where they can take trauma, disrespect, etc and redesign it as a joke for others. But that doesn't actually change its core identity. Its still trauma, disrespect, etc. Its just been made humorous. If you take away your emotional response to it, then this is simply a case of a wife asking her husband not to tell others something specific and him disrespecting that request directly. Further, he did it in such a way that others would defend his action as acceptable - which is another layer of disrespect. At the end of the day, fans who laugh at his jokes aren't the most valuable part of his life. The people closest to him should be. He should value their desires enough not to betray them for a few chuckles.
@@Yes-iu3kr as I said, I’m not defending the other things he did which is why you’re perhaps so angry at him making a perfectly innocent joke. I’m not saying he’s a great person, and he was a terrible husband. But this joke is not the cause of the collapse of the relationship.
Truly. These guys really shouldn't make "my wife is my life" their whole personality if they can't commit. So much of his content was about her and their married life. At least he can't use them anymore
I’m sure he’s real shaken up over your opinion on him. So shaken up in fact that he’s willing to joke about his “bad reputation” in his latest standup.
He really said that he’d never make a joke about not liking his wife right after he made a joke about not liking his wife also failed to keep one of her two requests by repeatedly calling her a bitch like bru what
@@depth8952 How did he fail it? She said "don't call me a bitch AND that you don't like me," he didn't say she was a bitch and he didn't like her. Do you just hear what you want to hear?
yes because he has zero respect for boundaries…he’s a drug addict with low self esteem who was lucky enough to be funny to attain some of that attention he so desperately craves. he has zero respect for himself or others but plays on that “i’m so cute and funny” schtick
@@austinfarley8457 so u mean to tell me, he was married to his wife all those years, and then he decided to divorce her randomly with no other person in line. Then immediately he met his current wife and had a baby with her?
"Woah! The bar is soo much lower than i ever imagined!"
And apparently he was pretty damn good at the limbo
This comment made me laugh harder than any john mulaney joke
@@bentrod3405 nah he’s a funny dude, did some fucked up stuff but doesn’t change that he’s a great comedian
@@dylancobalt7807 wat
@iggy he's subpar. Can get a few cheap laughs but he isnt great by any standard
@@iggykadhe's decent at best man, Norm McDonald, Ricky Gervais, Bill burr, Dave Chapelle are great comedians not John
"I love and respect my wife very much." great punchline
They were split up so i guess your comment doesn't make sense.
@@Gingenuitythats the joke 😊
@@Gingenuity it was sarcasm.
@@Gingenuity he cheated
@@xxmoonlightwolfiexx8383 he didn't. They had been separated for months. Right wingers spread that lie because they have to make everyone look as bad as them.
"I love and respect my wife very much."
This joke had a 5 year setup 💀💀
THANK YOU SOMEONE SAID IT
This guy is about as straight as a pretzel. What's his wife's name? Stephen?
Years later, the line, "I love and respect my wife very much" was the funniest thing he said here.
Why?
@@evel.8100they're not together anymore
@@evel.8100 allegedly he was cheating on her and after he left, the other woman was pregnant
@@evel.8100divorced I think
And cheat I think or both
The restraint I had to watch the whole clip before looking at the comments
I made it a whole 3 seconds before going to the comments.
@@janieraefuli dropped my phone running to the comments
Ditto!! 😂😂
Promises her he’ll never say that on stage
Proceeds to say it three or more times😂
Well if it makes her feel better, it ain’t the worst thing he’s done to her.
Imagine how his wife felt seeing her own husband, someone she thought she could trust, degrade her in front of thousands of people on stage and millions on the Internet. My father told me to never marry a man who feels comfortable with disrespecting you. 🚩🚩🚩
@@Shield954 it’s better than when he cheated on her.
@@Shield954 believe us when we say that this pales in comparison to what he put his wife through. I feel bad for her. She deserved better
@@Shield954I'm gonna assume that he ran it by her lol
Think of the audio where he goes
"You know... Like a liar."
Best comment
He cheated on her right?
Perfect.
He's like :"the bar is so low"
And than lowers it a bit more 😂
Literally 😂
*then
@@fingergunaddict thx
yeah what’s crazy is that he literally does EXACTLY what she asked him not to do. and he does it so subtle it’s easily played off as a joke. but she very clearly said she didn’t not want to be called a bitch. and he proceeded to do it at first just a quote but then the actual punchline he does directly call her a bitch. and i’m sure if she got upset he would say she was overreacting
he took the bar away
Plot twist : he did not love and respect her
I think he did, especially at that time. it’s just sad how everything went down
@ThatDataLady what happened?
@Kaido_46 it's pretty widely believed he cheated. He got another woman pregnant before they separated.
@@ThatMichelleGirl1 he also relapsed his drug addiction during quarantine which lead to the divorce and cheating. I’m glad he got better, addiction is a bitch
You’re using that meme wrong.
He WORD FOR WORD said exactly what she asked him NOT to say
Man, that would be a crazy thing to happen, he should’ve written a joke about that!
Except that he did it ironically? He said it to point out how stupid it is and said "she's a bitch and I like her" lovingly (at least that's what I think he was going for at the time he said it)
You noticed the joke! 🥳
This aged like a fine carton of milk on a hot summer day
*oof*
I'm glad John divorced the b*tch. John's funnier than ever before.
How so? What happened
@@markovmily6950 he basically cheated on his wife go look into it
Hip
"I love and respect my wife very much."
That didn't age well...
Oh it's 😂
what happened?
@@simsbansheehe cheated on his wife
@@Zach_Zorn Well, he did connect her to the b word every chance he got in this clip.
@@Zach_Zorn he didnt cheat i thought anna even came out and said that
This aged like fine milk
Straight kefir😭
Not really because he never insulted his ex wife on stage. This is mostly aimed at men that complain about their wives. Fairly odd parents being a cartoon example
@@moondivine2288he cheated on her and had a kid with another woman tho
@@vehementhalo3723 from what I have heard John separated from his ex wife before he went into rehab. He only made it public after he got out of it. Though I personally never went into the full detail of it. My only focus was that I seen adult cartoons where men have nagging wives. And I just wanted to point out at least in this joke he wasn’t insulting her. I didn’t want to focus on the more personal stuff because i need to know all sides of a story
@@shaggyshef855If his son was conceived IMMEDIATELY when he started sleeping with Olivia Munn, and he started IMMEDIATELY when he and his wife broke up, his son would have been born at 8 months.
Did you see that kid when he was born? He was not premature.
Always love when people’s own public recordings document how they have directly disproven their own words over time
Idk maybe he really did respect her at the time. Drugs change a man
@@ProjectEchoshadowwait drugs? Is it ok if you give me a little explanation? I never heard of it and I don’t want to say anything wrong
@@meowiamacat3764he was got coke. Was hooked on coke. Went through a drug center and fixed his drug problem. It is well known for years that he's been on drugs.
@@meowiamacat3764John was a drug addict and went to rehab and got a divorce from his wife. He has a stand up on Netflix where he goes into deeper detail about it.
@@meowiamacat3764 John had a severe relapse and went into rehab in early 2021, basically.
i can’t take the man who proclaimed he loved and respected his wife very much but then cheated on her very seriously
Like ned from the try guys! You can't make "loves his wife" so much of your personality and then cheat on your wife
How do you cheat on someone when youre separated?
@@flarkjohnson6785 by telling your wife your entire relationship that you don't want kids and then knocking up some other woman before you're even divorced
yea this would've been funnier if he'd actually been a good husband
@@Sam-fq8dmOlivia munn?
the bar was low and he still failed
Didn't think I would have to add this, but I was referring to not calling his wife a b**ch.
He’s allowed to get a divorce and start dating after being separated for 5 MONTHS. I don’t see how that’s disrespectful.
This guy’s a bozo!
@@goldrush18x Maybe they were talking about the fact that his (then) wife told him not to call her a bitch and he did.... like several times?
@@goldrush18x So we're just gonna forget how he cheated on her and got another woman pregnant while still married?
*popcorn munching intensifies*
Please continue. I know fuck all about Mulaney beyond his rehab stint.
"My wife is a bitch and I don't like her." is basically a cornerstone of boomer humor.
Fellow M*A*S*H* Enjoyer?
You should read the scripture about Jesus Christ being the chief cornerstone, that the builders rejected. The cornerstone is the most important part of the building, and we do need Him. 😄 Just reminded me of that being in the Bible. God bless you!
Isn't it the precise subtext of Henny Youngman's signature joke?
@@walkingfree21 We don't give a fuck. Not everyone wants to be a Christian.
making fun of boomers is basically cornerstone of millenial/zoomer humor
welp this aged well
Wdym?
@@buyshow1589 the wife he’s talking about during the special, he separated and divorced from only to have a kid about a year into finalizing the divorce with a different woman
@@omegaplays1666 so he got a woman pregnant 3 months after they were already in the process of getting a divorce? Sounds fine to me.
@@Hibiki_vtuber no no no, he filed for divorce in July of 2021, and the child he was expecting with the other woman (Olivia Munn) was born in November of 2021. He initially separated from his wife in May 2021.
@@omegaplays1666 that's stalker level of knowledge
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aged like raw milk outside in the sun on the hottest day of the year in death valley
His ex-wife meant it when she said don't call me a "bitch."
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
There divorced?
@@Nat-hi2ke joke in case he was married before or in general even without an old marriage
@@thewhateverchannel4986 they did divorce
@@rodrigoxartuni3505 oh !
spoiler alert:
he didn’t love and respect her very much
spoiler alert:
you can't take a fucking joke
Edit: I was unaware of the fact that he cheated on her until I wrote the comment
what did he do? 🥺
@@guineapigtalks ask Olivia Munn
@@guineapigtalks He basically told his wife he didn't want kids. Then he fell off the wagon, cheated with Olivia Mun and had a kid with her. His ex wife was totally blind sided
@@RandomPathanswers like these are why the world is full of stupidity
He respected her so much he cheated on her.
No he didn’t. They were separated.
@@goldrush18x Some people think that separated still does not mean divorced (Kinda agree with them)
@@K.Adamsan When 2 adults agree to seperate, sex is done, and the relationships is done. A piece of paper from the government doesn't change that.
@@K.Adamsan Doesn't matter what you agree on when it is not your relationship. If both parties involved agree then that's final for them.
@@goldrush18xapparently there was a lot of fooling around at the height of his addiction 😢
Ned Fulmer & John Mulaney are in the same “I love my wife so much… for now” category. Just wasn’t on my bingo card and now I have to sus out my fiancé who also “loves and respects” me very much. 🤨😂
I want an update
did he cheat?
@tarquinioprisco8459 I don't know if he cheated, but they're now divorced & he had a child with Olivia Munn before their divorce was finalized.
probably did
@@tarquinioprisco8459its assumed so as him and his ex wife have stated they seperated 3 months before the divorce was finalised but then that really throws off the baby timeline with his new partner Olivia because for that to make sense it should've been at least 4 months minimum prior bc baby was not a premie but their timeline would say that the baby should have been. Idk the math aint mathing its messy. Only the 3 of them know for sure tho this is just speculation on the publics part.
SERIOUSLY!!! The men that appear to love their wives so much that end like this ruined decent men for me. I feel like I can't trust them. I don't even think I'll find a man that will be a decent long term partner at this point.
I absolutely love how John just disses Alec Baldwin like that, muah, chefs kiss
He kinda smashed his shins on that bar.
remember when he said like, "I never understood how someone could have the urge to murder someone, to kill someone else. Then I got cheated on and was like, oook."
I wanna agree with you, but that wasn't the line.
@@lowercasepeople49 no, it totally was what he said, not his exact words, but the same sentiment ( ruclips.net/video/XWT5emal2Qs/видео.html )
He didn’t cheat on his wife, holy shit, they weren’t together anymore. They were separated.
@@ExhaustedScarf He didn't legally separate from her until about 3 months after he got Olivia Munn pregnant. IMO, if you don't legally separate from your partner and you have sex with someone else, that's still cheating. There were no reasons why he couldn't be honest in his dealings.
@@gwenndolyncampbell1560
My parents were separated for a copule of years. Never “legal” separation. Because “legal” doesn’t matter.
If two people part romantic and sexual ways, they don’t need a paper to make it official. They have already decided it is official.
He was heavily addicted to multiple substances at the time. I think it’s safe to say they had many more than a few bigger fish to fry. Paperwork is meaningless. They had separated emotionally prior to those events
“I’ve been married for about 3 1/2 years.” Not anymore 😂
He was still married for 3 1/2 years, the number just isn't going to get bigger
I don’t get why this is funny
@@katelynholmes9504 he cheated on his wife
No, WE love and respect your wife very much. That's why we don't even know her but we're all on her side.
Yeah… No.
Ah yes John, you loved and respected your wife so much that you cheated on her. What a hilarious punchline!
But he didn't. They were already separated by that point.
He didn't tho
He didn't cheat.
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"I love and respect you very much" aged well
They were separated
And now they're divorced. Lol. 😢
Well he did cheat on her
@@thelazarous There is zero evidence of that
@@austinfarley8457 I mean, he asks for a divorce in February, then his new girlfriend gives birth to his kid in November. Unless he got it done first time they got together, that's extremely suspicious.
@@thelazarous so you're accusing somebody of cheating on loose speculation
@@austinfarley8457 It's actually pretty tight speculation, seeing as the human body is pretty well known
She asked him for one thing and he had to go and say it...
It’s a joke plus that’s probably the only things she told him he could say but to make him seem rebellious for the views, he called exactly what he claimed that she said not to call him
It's the only way he could actually say it.
Rodney Dangerfield built his whole career on saying that.
And then he proceeded to cheat on his wife and do crack cocaine lmao
It’s nice when you know the bar is way lower than you expected and yet this man could shimmy underneath
My respect for John Mullaney has greatly diminished
That’s weird considering he didn’t cheat
@goldrush18x thats also weird because they didnt mention cheating.
@@frankyboy8513 Don't be obtuse, you know exactly what they weren't saying. What else would it be? "I lost respect for him because he was mentally ill"? "He shouldn't have had a child, he should have stayed child free"? Maybe "I lost respect for him because he's now a divorcee"? I guess if they were old fashioned or ultra religious, that could be the case
@@raerohan4241 exactly. Maybe he just didn't like a joke he did. There are many other reasons.
@iris Yes he did. They weren't divorced. That's cheating. Separated or not.
“Don’t call me a bitch and say you don’t like me”
“Fine I’ll only do one of those”
Y’all have never had a loved one suffer with addiction at it shows…his life was spiraling out of control as he struggled with substance abuse and addiction. that shit destroys everything and everyone around you. It ruined his marriage and that’s tragic. But that doesn’t make him a monster - at least now he is on the journey of sobriety.
She's either laughing her head off or boiling mad
"A man is only as faithful as his options" Chris Rock
He didn’t cheat but ok
@@goldrush18x Yeah but he was still the one to end it, as his ex wife said in a statement “I’m heartbroken that John has decided to end our marriage”
@@teddypawncrumps23 That doesn't make him unfaithful lol. Unless you're trying to say that every person who initiates a divorce is a cheater?
Isnt it "a man is only as faithful as his options"?
@@lolababs206 Yes it is. My bad
Man said “The bar is so much lower than I imagined” and took that as a challenge.
50% of boomer humor is about hating their wives lol
Pretty much any male comic does humor about his wife. The longer they're married, the more material they have, familiarity breeds contempt.
Wife bad, beer and sport good.
Also bbq and no feelings
You need to keep a woman interested in you for longer than 6 months to understand
Who said he hates his wife?
And if a woman is making fun of their husbands, these same people will seethe in rage
" Thats like a support group for men in crisis " had me laughing 😭😭
Bro saw the line and stomped on it😂😂
she gave him too much leeway LOL!!
This is why learning to code is important. "Don't call me a bitch _and_ that you don't like me."
Homegirl said "&&" and he heard "||"
@@MushroomCloudOfDoomthat was the punch line though?
“The bar is so much lower than I imagined”
Just means that this really didn’t age well because apparently he still crawled under
They were separated.
They were already separated he didn't cheat
Lol so many comedians have 'I hate my wife' as their only subject
His wife probably was watching that, laughing her ass off.
"she's a bitch and I like her so much" is the ultimate love confession
I would love if someone said that to me
I'm sure my husband has said, "she's batshit but she's MINE" to people before.
Post surprise divorce this hits a little differently.
Bro roasted himself
John is so cute❤. I love his humor. I only wish I could see more of him. First time I seen him was on Saturday Night Live. I never get tired of him ❤.
Why does he look like a hotter version of pastor jeff from young sheldon 😅😅😅
Accurate
Bro said the bar was low and then proceeded to go do exactly what he was told not to do
Do you like deliberately not understand jokes? You must be a bore.
@@user-fg1nt9vi7cI dont think that this comment was really about the joke itself, but an analysis of how the joke was actually direct disrespect disguised as a joke.
@@Yes-iu3kr I’m not defending the other things he did. But he’s a comedian. It was a funny joke. The joke was not disrespectful to his wife as far as I’m concerned.
@@user-fg1nt9vi7c So it looks like you possibly don't understand disrespect.
Comedians are in a rare position where they can take trauma, disrespect, etc and redesign it as a joke for others. But that doesn't actually change its core identity. Its still trauma, disrespect, etc. Its just been made humorous. If you take away your emotional response to it, then this is simply a case of a wife asking her husband not to tell others something specific and him disrespecting that request directly. Further, he did it in such a way that others would defend his action as acceptable - which is another layer of disrespect.
At the end of the day, fans who laugh at his jokes aren't the most valuable part of his life. The people closest to him should be. He should value their desires enough not to betray them for a few chuckles.
@@Yes-iu3kr as I said, I’m not defending the other things he did which is why you’re perhaps so angry at him making a perfectly innocent joke. I’m not saying he’s a great person, and he was a terrible husband. But this joke is not the cause of the collapse of the relationship.
Dang the only thing she didn’t want him to say
he shoulda kept her out of his jokes, maybe we could forget what an ass he was to her
Why are you so hurt about a fucking random celebrity’s actions 😂
@@Joe_S.s Is he even a celebrity? Being "famous" doesn't exactly mean you're a celebrity.
@@Joe_S.s cuz of his stories about her! keep up lil man! We JUST went over this!
Truly. These guys really shouldn't make "my wife is my life" their whole personality if they can't commit. So much of his content was about her and their married life. At least he can't use them anymore
I’m sure he’s real shaken up over your opinion on him. So shaken up in fact that he’s willing to joke about his “bad reputation” in his latest standup.
we have a comedian in germany who is named mario barth who's only joke is how much his girlfriend frustrates him...
John just has perfect delivery. Like "she already knew that" was just perfectly delivered.
bro had 2 things not to say and managed to fail that simple task, (im talking about when he said she is a bitch)
If he was a comedian, you'd almost think he made it on purpose as a joke or something.
@@perlundgren7797 I know crazy right?
@@perlundgren7797 And YET, she said expressly not to joke about that. Soooo??
@@victoriascanlon7883 It's a stand-up show, not a testimony. She said whatever he needed her to say for the setup.
Told him not to say something so he went on stage and said it 20 times
He really said that he’d never make a joke about not liking his wife right after he made a joke about not liking his wife also failed to keep one of her two requests by repeatedly calling her a bitch like bru what
So do you intentionally not understand jokes or
@@Gingenuity i get the joke im just pointing out that his wife literally gave him one job and he still failed.
@@depth8952 How did he fail it? She said "don't call me a bitch AND that you don't like me," he didn't say she was a bitch and he didn't like her.
Do you just hear what you want to hear?
@@poncho7626 bro what? This isn’t rocket science go watch the clip again 💀
@@depth8952 You're right, jokes aren't rocket science. Comprehending what he said clearly is.
This is so wholesome because he's still respecting her
its always the wife guy hey...
John’s Wife: Just don’t say I’m a b!tch or that you don’t like me
John: Does exactly that
😂
yes because he has zero respect for boundaries…he’s a drug addict with low self esteem who was lucky enough to be funny to attain some of that attention he so desperately craves. he has zero respect for himself or others but plays on that “i’m so cute and funny” schtick
Then he cheated on her lmao
"you're horrible, you're an irredeemable monster!" 🦗
He didn't cheat on her though
@@austinfarley8457 so u mean to tell me, he was married to his wife all those years, and then he decided to divorce her randomly with no other person in line. Then immediately he met his current wife and had a baby with her?
@@insjok9584 ummm you do have a point
With Olivia Munn. Traded up.
What he does not know at that point, is that she will remind him of this exact sentence. Even 40 years later.
He loved his wife so much he decided to cheat on her
PASTOR JEFF ???? from young Sheldon...
yep. John really like his wife so much he did all those things to her...🤷♀️🤷♂️
Did what? All he did was file for divorce after being separated from his wife for months and move on with someone new.
@@goldrush18x Her having to live with an addict was probably not a lot of fun.
" my wife is a bitch and I don't like her " is ironically the name of bill burrs first Stand up special he did with George Carlin
Treated her like a doormat then went and had a kid with Olivia Munn. Typical rat behavior
Theater kid is gonna cry.
Who's that
@@talkingthetalk3640 so you think that's cool?
@@talkingthetalk3640 bro i actually do like john but calling someone _else_ a theater kid in defense of him is incredibly ironic
@@upsetjuice it's his primary demographic
He said “that’s my bitch!” 😂
I love that he asked her if she was ok with it.❤
How the turn tables have turned.
“She’s a dynamite 5 foot bitch and she’s the best” literally so sweet wtf 😭😭
He cheated on her and dumped her after rehab
@@branchdravidian oh- really? I didn’t know that😅
@@branchdravidianHe didn’t cheat on her, they had been separated for months
As a programmer I loved John Mulaney's understanding of the word AND when his wife asked him not to call her a b***h AND that he doesn't like her.
Bro said the "no no phrase" like four times during his standup show. 🤣
I love that she told him not to say this and he said it like 6 times 🤣👏🏻
That aged like leftovers
This aged like fine buffalo milk left out in the scorching Sahara desert sun, while random wandering camels piss on it.
Sad trombone noises
He had one job not to say it as a joke and still did 😂
Its nice that he made sure it was all right with her before making jokes about her on stage.
This aged like milk
Why?
The irony is lost with this one because he now has a baby boy with Olivia Munn
Makes the one joke he was asked not to lol
Men ☕️
Germany's Mario Barth enters the room...
he described Married with Children and its a banger of a show
aged like milk
Plot twist: he cheated 😮
He just got away with saying "my wife is a bitch and I don't like her" a solid 3 times 🤣🤣🤣
Why somehow he kinda look like Barry Allen from the Flash?
She set the bar and he still did it 😂😂😂
If only he loved her as much as he loved coke and pills.
Addiction is a crazy thing
And another woman's 🐱, and having a baby with someone else when he talked constantly about not wanting kids with his wife. He's groooossss
What I want to know is what John Mulaney's skin routine is. He's flawless.
RIGHT
Being Irish
Using a lot of coke apparently. Not a highly recommended method for skin care though.
@@JP-lu9ed worked for him🤨
the john voigt and alec baldwin line almost made me spit my drink
This is basically the entire premise of the german Comedian Mario Barth for over 20 Years
This hasn’t aged well…