Most Dangerous Animals on Each Continent (Mndiaye_97 TikTok Compilation)

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  • Опубликовано: 16 сен 2024
  • Compilation of some of my most popular TikTok videos. Make sure you like, comment, subscribe, drink water and hug your mother.
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  • @ahhyes3631
    @ahhyes3631 3 года назад +5186

    "they don't need red bull to give you wings" that's bars

    • @oppboyputt
      @oppboyputt 3 года назад +34

      Yeah, that part

    • @theworldshallknowmycutenes1733
      @theworldshallknowmycutenes1733 3 года назад +9

      Bruh I was just thinking this XD

    • @jaxryz_380
      @jaxryz_380 3 года назад +39

      I was thinking of the common butchery method from the 1300s where they tear your lungs out of your chest and give you "wings" before I realized he was talking about angels.

    • @gabewest305
      @gabewest305 3 года назад +8

      Yep if we saw a charging hippo I would’ve shot myself

    • @35joannecoleman
      @35joannecoleman 3 года назад

      @@gabewest305 might as well, even if you do shoot it, it'll probably crush you like a potato chip.

  • @bigrich6075
    @bigrich6075 3 года назад +7962

    The fact that Australia has 2 parts doesn't surprise me

    • @onewiththedark6237
      @onewiththedark6237 3 года назад +352

      Months later: Pt 15 Australia’s most dangerous animals

    • @kuju9016
      @kuju9016 3 года назад +131

      I'm not sure if I like living in Australia

    • @schwarznigga2820
      @schwarznigga2820 3 года назад +133

      Australia is like the prison of all fucked up animals, like imagine having like snakes an bare spiders on your garden tf.

    • @absolutelyrandom2890
      @absolutelyrandom2890 3 года назад +96

      Even our cute looking platypus is dangerous with that damn stinger welcome to Australia

    • @niko_is_a_g
      @niko_is_a_g 3 года назад +19

      Clicked off when I saw spider ;-;

  • @EvieEnchanted
    @EvieEnchanted 3 года назад +1367

    “Biggest snake in the world that isn’t your ex.”
    Lol..

  • @zerothehero8245
    @zerothehero8245 3 года назад +4038

    mans really said "the biggest snake in the world that is not ur ex" im dying

    • @tyroneburke123
      @tyroneburke123 3 года назад +30

      Same Lfamooooooo

    • @BLDw_TT
      @BLDw_TT 3 года назад +91

      Top 3 MOST dangerous animals on earth
      1. Elephants
      2. Hippos
      3. Your ex

    • @megabladechronicles962
      @megabladechronicles962 3 года назад +26

      He’s actually incorrect, the green anaconda is the heaviest snake but not the largest in terms of length, that honor goes to the reticulated python

    • @KobbleGobbler
      @KobbleGobbler 3 года назад +9

      @@megabladechronicles962 THANK YOU I haven’t found anybody else who’s saying this and I’ve seen so many videos claiming the anaconda is the biggest snake, the reticulated is heavier too at about 800-900 pounds which is 400 pounds heavier and it grows up to 8 feet longer

    • @megabladechronicles962
      @megabladechronicles962 3 года назад +2

      @@KobbleGobbler I’m not sure if it’s heavier but I know for a fact it’s longer than the anaconda, np man

  • @alexrecrem9094
    @alexrecrem9094 3 года назад +1558

    The way he uses every way to say "you'll die" other than anything with the word 'kill' or 'die' in it is sending me

    • @gil7068
      @gil7068 3 года назад +97

      and he’s so creative with it too!
      and the only reason he does it is because tiktok doesn’t like people saying the words death, or die, or kill lmao

    • @scottgilmour8312
      @scottgilmour8312 3 года назад +75

      "non-negotiable soul asphyxiation"

    • @antonhagbox02
      @antonhagbox02 3 года назад +49

      Your soul filing for unemployment.

    • @raidarthegunwizard4520
      @raidarthegunwizard4520 3 года назад +4

      Okay then...
      *Murder it goes*

    • @technician0096
      @technician0096 3 года назад +18

      “Your soul filing for unemployment” 😂🤣😂 got me good

  • @kylieroth2326
    @kylieroth2326 3 года назад +302

    “Deer. Not because they’re really aggressive. Just dumb enough to yeet itself in front of your car”

  • @MxDae
    @MxDae 3 года назад +4230

    Of course, Australia has two parts.
    Of. Course.

    • @Zadanoire
      @Zadanoire 3 года назад +94

      *its Australia, what did you expect?*

    • @Zadanoire
      @Zadanoire 3 года назад +26

      @Strengt of Yahweh *Yeah. Apart from the magpies.*

    • @yugiisntthecompass4539
      @yugiisntthecompass4539 3 года назад +26

      and I live in Australia :') *welp*

    • @Yeet-cy8tz
      @Yeet-cy8tz 3 года назад +36

      One for the country and the other for the continent

    • @YgoS.S.O
      @YgoS.S.O 3 года назад +24

      I mean its australia. Australia is basically the amazon that had a million years of pure radiation + dinossaurs that dint evolve that played too much dark souls

  • @captainlevi4331
    @captainlevi4331 3 года назад +2451

    "There name is adder but they will subtract you out of this world expeditiously" YO THAT HAD ME WEAK

    • @shrekschild2356
      @shrekschild2356 3 года назад +17

      Levi that you!?🕴🏼

    • @longtruonglsttroung4236
      @longtruonglsttroung4236 3 года назад +4

      Oml ITS LEVIII!! AHHHHHHHHHH

    • @LifeofTheePulse
      @LifeofTheePulse 3 года назад +11

      😂😂😂we've finally gotten Levi's weakness

    • @AceInDaHole0_0
      @AceInDaHole0_0 3 года назад +3

      omg Levi sir I'm such a big fan

    • @jellycube6364
      @jellycube6364 3 года назад +11

      “No car insurance can bring you back to life” I was bouta go jump in a puddle of water and drown myself when I heard that 💀✋

  • @jimbob8910
    @jimbob8910 3 года назад +771

    Being Australian, I'm often on the lookout for these lists. A lot of the time Americans really don't get a good grasp of the deadly animals here, even the professionals.
    But man, gotta say, you nailed that pretty damn well! love how you went the 10 rather than 5 (theirs so bloody many here haha) then when you had Irukandji as no.1 on the second list... I was like, "ok this dude has done his homework!" My hat comes off to you mate!

    • @zanecosgrove4820
      @zanecosgrove4820 2 года назад +7

      Except he didn't have Irukandji on the list and the Box Jellyfish kills more people than Irukandji do but you must be a from Cairns or FNQ eh mate? Another local?

    • @jimbob8910
      @jimbob8910 2 года назад +24

      @@zanecosgrove4820 he may have mentiond it in part 2 or something. But yeah you are correct that the box is responsible for alot more havoc in the region. Born in Brisbane, grew up in Cairns, spent a total of 25 years there, now back in Brisbane. Where do you hail from mate?

    • @zanecosgrove4820
      @zanecosgrove4820 2 года назад +11

      @@jimbob8910 ahh yeh I was stupid and only watched the first 5 thinking that was it haha... Didn't realise there was more to the video. I'm from Cairns 🙂

    • @jimbob8910
      @jimbob8910 2 года назад +3

      @@zanecosgrove4820 nice one! just had a look at your videos, yeah that's home for me! Cant wait to watch your stoneys hike!

    • @zanecosgrove4820
      @zanecosgrove4820 2 года назад +4

      @@jimbob8910 it's too long but hopefully you'll enjoy it. Cheers mate, appreciate the feedback

  • @KaelWeis
    @KaelWeis 3 года назад +2679

    “They don’t need Red Bull to give you wings” this guy is so clever with his quips. Like a Spider-Man of animal facts

  • @MoonsaultMadLad
    @MoonsaultMadLad 3 года назад +551

    "He's the land lord of the jungle, God help you if he collects rent."
    This guy kills me 🤣🤣

  • @linneacortelius3789
    @linneacortelius3789 3 года назад +288

    Uncomfortable fact: Wild boars have been known to turn towards a hunter even after being shot through the heart at a distance. If you ever hit one with your car never, and I mean NEVER, leave the car even if you think the boar is dead.

    • @HH-xe3sk
      @HH-xe3sk 3 года назад +38

      Aim for the head and never hunt boars. With a gun under 7.62x39 or 308.

    • @marcusc9931
      @marcusc9931 2 года назад +15

      that's why boar hunting spears had prongs - to make sure the boar stays on his end of the spear after you stab it.

    • @teedoes
      @teedoes 2 года назад +12

      I've heard of a story that a skilled hunter tried to kill a boar and the boar ran around a bush until it lined up with the man from the other side...then charged at him and the hunter's "is" was changed to "was" on his wikipedia page
      I've also heard that boars can play dead and you shouldn't approach a "dead" boar if its legs are bent because it may pounce at you

    • @JH-zs3bs
      @JH-zs3bs Год назад

      @@teedoes The boar got his revenge then. Impressive. Sorry for the family though.

    • @God-ch8lq
      @God-ch8lq Год назад +4

      they run rampant in my hometown, and theyre used to people, most ppl shoo em away from the trash cans, cuz they have the potential of goring people, i befriended a boar, he eats my trash, and i let him stay in my garden when its too hot or cold, they just want to eat ur trash, and normally won't try to attack you unprovoked, just don't be an idiot, and ur alright
      one time some jackals got into the garden, he fuckin gored them and ate their corpses, i hate jackals cuz they tried to eat my dog

  • @lcdc_azuralie
    @lcdc_azuralie 3 года назад +574

    ''Your soul filling for unemployement'' I'm crying 😭😭😭😭

    • @Menace-_i
      @Menace-_i 3 года назад +13

      That got me💀

  • @glamazon6172
    @glamazon6172 3 года назад +2524

    I'm a middle school teacher and I hate TikTok. You, sir, have demonstrated its value as a teaching tool that students can connect to. I am happy to be proven wrong!

    • @isforme2789
      @isforme2789 3 года назад +152

      I can remember when i was around 15 and this new InTeRnEt came up and every teacher (all near 50) were hating it. Stay open like you do. With every new thing comes new ways to reach your students.

    • @gnsfreaky3251
      @gnsfreaky3251 3 года назад +43

      Shid why not make your own tik toks and show clever teaching tricks dat can help students or teachers

    • @jon79jw61
      @jon79jw61 3 года назад +16

      @@gnsfreaky3251 he won't only because people love to judge and complain but will honestly do nothing about it fir change...justvrun their mouths

    • @itzpoizonn1177
      @itzpoizonn1177 3 года назад +21

      I'm in middle school and 12 and despise fortnite and tiktok.

    • @itzpoizonn1177
      @itzpoizonn1177 3 года назад +6

      @Majimi Yakumo thanks lol

  • @Vixterlk
    @Vixterlk 3 года назад +109

    I don't think Casual Geographic will ever be able to comprehend just how much I appreciate him for never failing to put spider warnings into his content.

    • @klltx2001
      @klltx2001 2 года назад +11

      Agreed I'm extremely arachnophobic too and thus when it comes to spiders I straight up start sweating and get a terrible panic attack. Like I get terribly nauseous.
      His spider warnings save me from another panic attack watching his vids which says a lot as I don't want to click off them because I love his work.

    • @MobinTibash
      @MobinTibash Год назад +1

      @@klltx2001Damn stay safe.

  • @LilyTheMentallyInsane
    @LilyTheMentallyInsane 3 года назад +1725

    Top 5 most dangerous animals in Australia:
    1. *australia itself*

    • @ledernierutopiste
      @ledernierutopiste 3 года назад +36

      It's a meme and a joke, but in reality africa is faar more dangerous, he didn't even put the Lion or the Leopard or even the fucking Black Mamba in his part about africa, it says a lot !

    • @csilla3085
      @csilla3085 3 года назад +58

      @@ledernierutopiste yeah but like nearly everything in australia has deadly venom/poison or something. Even the fucking platypus is venomous. Africa might have more dangerous animals, but most of them live in places where there aren't many humans. Like deserts and protected areas (national parks for exapmple, Africa has nearly 500 of them ).

    • @primisoda1400
      @primisoda1400 3 года назад +32

      @@ledernierutopiste the lion has a kill count of less than 10% and many snakes in australia have venoms far more toxic than black mamba venom

    • @driessen16
      @driessen16 3 года назад

      Why don’t orcas attack us tho? They can easily kill us as they do with other animals.

    • @primisoda1400
      @primisoda1400 3 года назад +1

      @@driessen16 cuz we can kill them easier

  • @ScruFaceJeanOfficial
    @ScruFaceJeanOfficial 3 года назад +4361

    99.999% of teachers could learn ALOT about teaching from this guy

  • @iSango5050
    @iSango5050 3 года назад +130

    “You get a sense of impending doom” This jellyfish is an entire Final Destination film

    • @iceinu2000
      @iceinu2000 3 года назад +10

      Bruh I had to google that fact and it’s on Wikipedia… the sting induces excruciating muscle cramps in the arms and legs, severe pain in the back and kidneys, a burning sensation of the skin and face, headaches, nausea, restlessness, sweating, vomiting, an increase in heart rate and blood pressure, and psychological phenomena such as the feeling of impending doom
      Robert Drewe describes the sting as "100 times as potent as that of a cobra and 1,000 times stronger than a tarantula's
      What kind of pain is that

  • @antoniog56
    @antoniog56 3 года назад +685

    "The biggest snake that isn't your ex"😭🤣

  • @haydenanderson2228
    @haydenanderson2228 3 года назад +5186

    This guy teaches me more than my teachers teach me this is basically my education when it comes to animals

    • @Moslinov
      @Moslinov 3 года назад +37

      FAX

    • @bluu9845
      @bluu9845 3 года назад +11

      Fr

    • @bluu9845
      @bluu9845 3 года назад +17

      @Strengt of Yahweh same, but he isn’t wrong

    • @roodyg5352
      @roodyg5352 3 года назад +6

      For real!

    • @NEWMari_
      @NEWMari_ 3 года назад +2

      @Strengt of Yahweh and

  • @aiden-sy3ex
    @aiden-sy3ex 3 года назад +178

    I'd be here just for all the creative ways he's able to say "kill" alone. It's almost overkill to have all the weird, niche and interesting zoology facts.

    • @MrJoJoH95
      @MrJoJoH95 2 года назад +11

      "Your soul files for unemployment" is my favorite 🤣

  • @Its_stupid_cupid
    @Its_stupid_cupid 3 года назад +1785

    "He's the landlord of the jungle and God help you if he collects rent", took me all the way out. 😇

  • @masterofdoinit6697
    @masterofdoinit6697 3 года назад +2040

    Nature: How many dangerous animals do you want to have, Australia?
    Australia: *Y E S*

    • @fwogboi
      @fwogboi 3 года назад +55

      me: *makes friends with Emus for no reason*

    • @rachrex
      @rachrex 3 года назад +52

      @@fwogboi they have experience at winning wars so it’s a safe bet

    • @fwogboi
      @fwogboi 3 года назад +12

      @@rachrex ok :) I will feed them peas

    • @DipUniversal
      @DipUniversal 3 года назад +38

      @@rachrex well, they are living tanks.
      And besides Americans don't see us commonly making fun of them because they're still losing to goats, have been for 5+ years, and are not living tanks, like emus.
      Good to say that if god tried to rain nukes on Australia, those birds might as well be wacking them right back, because they're not going to feel it overall.

    • @DipUniversal
      @DipUniversal 3 года назад +14

      Emu*s* after having multiple rounds of bullets put into them: Merely a flesh wound.
      They're basically if SCP-096 was a bird

  • @Imamotherfreakingavocado
    @Imamotherfreakingavocado 3 года назад +195

    This guy has such clever wordplay lmao, he should become a biology teacher, everyone would love him

  • @BlackArtistik
    @BlackArtistik 3 года назад +422

    Just in case Moose weren't scary enough, they can swim.

    • @leighbelk769
      @leighbelk769 3 года назад +19

      Oh dear god no…

    • @lazyperfectionist3978
      @lazyperfectionist3978 3 года назад +73

      @@leighbelk769 Here's the kicker - Orcas tend to eat Mooses that are unfortunate enough to be in the water when an Orca is nearby. It's like a weird rock-paper-scissors thing: moose kills human, orca kills moose, humans from sea world acting like a talent scout looking for a toddler to enter their child pageants after kidnapping baby orcas

    • @3clisp315
      @3clisp315 3 года назад +10

      @@lazyperfectionist3978 I mean orcas kill everything(not humans)like rocks. However rocks do kill humans

    • @lazyperfectionist3978
      @lazyperfectionist3978 3 года назад +13

      @@3clisp315 - yeah but the last thing either you or a moose is gonna think about is being mauled while swimming between islands by an oreo murder dolphin, at least it's more well known how dangerous a thrown rock is, but moose are generally more terrifying and intentional when it comes to murder in comparison. So the fact that an animal known for taking out 18-wheeler trucks and walk away unscathed ends up a takeaway meal while swimming is a lot more startling imo

    • @aesinam
      @aesinam 3 года назад +3

      @@lazyperfectionist3978 lol well it's nature. Every creature has its master

  • @nrwdd
    @nrwdd 3 года назад +1195

    “If he high fives your back, you’re a paraplegic.”
    I just found you yesterday and have been binge watching. Great content 💪🏾💯

  • @Tr0lliPop
    @Tr0lliPop 3 года назад +63

    "They cant do math but their mouth can divide you in half" THE LINESSS

  • @reonawright8005
    @reonawright8005 3 года назад +954

    As someone who can’t stand spiders, really appreciate the warnings that are given beforehand.

    • @andilengwane3372
      @andilengwane3372 3 года назад +31

      Yes very grateful it allowed me enough time to tilt my phone so I couldn't see

    • @Saberfighterx
      @Saberfighterx 3 года назад +18

      I dont mind spiders but centipedes and cockroaches are the worst

    • @galaxydeathskrill5607
      @galaxydeathskrill5607 3 года назад +13

      @@Saberfighterx so i wasn't the only one who hates roaches

    • @BankaiokenX
      @BankaiokenX 3 года назад +22

      No joke, he's the GOAT for that 🙏🏾

    • @eradict
      @eradict 3 года назад +1

      that's such a bad curse lol but seriously

  • @cadenjent6138
    @cadenjent6138 3 года назад +704

    "I'd rather deep throat a cactus than swim in the ocean" um ok 😳 coulda gone my whole life without imagining how that would feel

    • @Adan6XI
      @Adan6XI 3 года назад +30

      I would do it without hesitation😏

    • @yassineszn17
      @yassineszn17 3 года назад +24

      @@Adan6XI gay level: 9825

    • @pidge0n201
      @pidge0n201 3 года назад +73

      @@yassineszn17 most plants are both genders so it's only 50% gay

    • @googleaccount2288
      @googleaccount2288 3 года назад +47

      @@pidge0n201 bi level:9825

    • @roofs817
      @roofs817 3 года назад +8

      @@yassineszn17 gay is epic

  • @cheatttre5577
    @cheatttre5577 3 года назад +57

    "At number 2 the biggest snake that isn't your ex..."
    We felt that

  • @Menace-_i
    @Menace-_i 3 года назад +425

    “He’s the landlord of the jungle god help you if he collects rent”💀

    • @skinnylegend3278
      @skinnylegend3278 3 года назад +5

      Salutation: guns.

    • @little-wolfyluna5302
      @little-wolfyluna5302 3 года назад

      he should hope he doesn't end up anywhere near an otters territory, or they're the ones collecting the rent

  • @SleazyJacquis
    @SleazyJacquis 3 года назад +731

    Hippo:im not a big mega homicidal water horse :(
    Me yes u r

    • @xfriz
      @xfriz 3 года назад +7

      BAHAHAHAHA!

    • @booubus635
      @booubus635 3 года назад +2

      @@xfriz I really hope you're being sarcastic, this is not even close to funny

    • @ipromiseimtrying
      @ipromiseimtrying 3 года назад +2

      @@booubus635 I really hope you're being sarcastic, this wasn't even funny.

    • @booubus635
      @booubus635 3 года назад +2

      @@ipromiseimtrying Don't start that shit

    • @thecringekid1321
      @thecringekid1321 3 года назад

      @@booubus635 Then don’t comment if it’s not funny

  • @Bird_in_a_Trenchcoat
    @Bird_in_a_Trenchcoat 3 года назад +90

    Let’s all take a moment to appreciate the spider warning. That just saved me about an hour of sleep

    • @birdoggaming806
      @birdoggaming806 2 года назад +8

      I was looking for this comment and I agree completely

  • @chitenshi22
    @chitenshi22 3 года назад +296

    "if you get bit by one of these i suggest you forgive your enemies and make peace with a higher being of your choice because you're about to get airdropped to them." 😂😂😂 dead lol

  • @goofygoober5270
    @goofygoober5270 3 года назад +1030

    Fun fact: Australia was actually far more dangerous in the past.
    The wombats you know to be, well, plant eaters had relatives that weren't.
    Thylacoleo descends from a family of omnivorous vombatiformes, but it so happened to abandon that and become a full blown carnivore, hunting Giant kangaroos and diprotodontids too. Because it didn't have canines it instead had giant claws on its thumbs and sharp incisors and molars.
    May I mention it was also the size of a jaguar?
    Megalania is the largest terrestrial lizard in the history of life on earth.
    And it just so happened to live on Australia too, at the same time as thylacoleo.
    One misconception about komodo dragons today is that they bite their prey once and then run away to let the venom do its work
    This isn't the case and they'll actually try to full out kill you using their strength, the venom is just a positive side affect.
    Megalania was twice the size of the komodo.
    This, and the fact that large monitor lizards hunt in the same way as a crocodile except on land. You could be drinking as a kangaroo expecting an attack from the water but instead a whole lizard rushes from behind you and crushes your head
    The third is quikana.
    This terrestrial crocodile would've sprinted at its prey, rivaled megalania in size, and lived, yet again, at the same time as the other two
    It was a great swimmer too, so you couldn't evade it by swimming either
    The thing about most of these is that they coexisted with humans. Atleast thylacoleo did
    Oh, there's was also an predatory kangaroo.

    • @blackman-bp4tq
      @blackman-bp4tq 3 года назад +32

      How long did it take you to write that you rote a entire paragraph

    • @JexporDiamonds
      @JexporDiamonds 3 года назад +102

      In other words whoever survived in Australia a shitton of time ago basically is strapped to high hell and/or is so sharp in it's wits to live side by side with these unpaid and unparalleled killing machines all in one continent.

    • @scottwpilgrim
      @scottwpilgrim 3 года назад +66

      *PREDATORY KANGAROO*

    • @sexhaver2165
      @sexhaver2165 3 года назад +28

      @@scottwpilgrim just about everything here is predatory

    • @ReaperRedeemer2112
      @ReaperRedeemer2112 3 года назад +35

      whoa, don't leave us hanging after mentioning the predator kangaroo!

  • @spoodermaan2363
    @spoodermaan2363 2 года назад +40

    The worst thing about the Brazilian Wondering Spider is that they wander into the supermarket by smuggling themselves in on a banana.

    • @dokidoki719
      @dokidoki719 2 года назад +7

      So I can’t even go to Brazil 😭

    • @colemurker3202
      @colemurker3202 2 года назад +6

      Which is why they’re nicknamed the Banana Spider.

  • @mihlemtshwane3358
    @mihlemtshwane3358 3 года назад +290

    Mans really said Magpies “listen youngboy and act accordingly” I’m not okay 🤣🤣

    • @arda1098
      @arda1098 3 года назад +7

      you don't wanna know what magpies do to you if u get in a 10km square radios of their nest (trust me I learned the hard why)

    • @coca_0146
      @coca_0146 3 года назад +3

      @@arda1098 what they do?

    • @bobfishtheblobfish3619
      @bobfishtheblobfish3619 3 года назад +8

      @@coca_0146 they'll shit on you constantly and try their best to fill your mouth

    • @reitheduck3399
      @reitheduck3399 3 года назад +8

      @@coca_0146 they swoop you, mainly during mating season. Out of all the creatures here in Aus the magpie is the scariest xD

    • @JohnGardnerAlhadis
      @JohnGardnerAlhadis 3 года назад +8

      @@reitheduck3399 I'm hand-feeding a pair, and trust me, they don't attack their food source. 😂
      People who get too close to you who they perceive as a threat, though... different story. 🤷‍♂️

  • @namiburali5611
    @namiburali5611 3 года назад +134

    the one line bout the tiger tho "what happens next will be 100% premeditated" ended me.

  • @Thorstendeal
    @Thorstendeal 3 года назад +91

    I lived in Sweden for a few years when I was a kid and during the hatching season of the adders there were abousltly everywhere in our fishing village including in my school playground and we had two find their way into our washing room. It was so bad that my tiny school (less than a hundred students in the entire school including the nursery) we were taught to always have a pocket knife on us and they taught all the students over 7 how to handle and get rid of the adders if we ran into them in the town

    • @Vengir
      @Vengir 2 года назад +2

      Damn. I do hope fights between students were unarmed, though.

    • @hlalakar4156
      @hlalakar4156 2 года назад

      A pocket knife? How is that going to prevent a snake from biting you? Or was it to help suck out the venom? Because that shit doesn't work.

    • @Thorstendeal
      @Thorstendeal 2 года назад +2

      @@hlalakar4156 it mainly just helped us cut a bit of wood down and then we would kind of use the wood as a way to brush the snake out of our way when we went past

    • @paavobergmann4920
      @paavobergmann4920 2 года назад +3

      Yup. I once had a job as field worker checking on a bird population in scandinavia (grew up in germany. We have adders, but really few). So I went through the woods all day, from nest to nest, counting eggs. Once I came to a clearing, and suddenly, a grass knoll hissed at me. I looked down and there was a 60cm adder next to my foot. I tried to avoid it, but there was another one where i wanted to place my foot next. i looked around, and there were dozens sunbathing on literally every frigging tuft of grass in sight. Fortunately I had rubber boots on. I slowly made my way back and took a detour through the forest. Never seen anything like that.

    • @manubishe
      @manubishe 2 года назад

      @@Vengir tiny school = one less battle buddy against the adders.
      The Swedes mentioned are not your urban idiots.

  • @MrDoppelganger777
    @MrDoppelganger777 3 года назад +139

    "...claws, jaws, and the personality of a chainsaw..." I'm dead.

    • @lepurpleboi3266
      @lepurpleboi3266 3 года назад +12

      Sloth bears have a habit of attacking any predator that gets too close, often killing them, so yeah that description works

  • @loganmcgregor775
    @loganmcgregor775 3 года назад +174

    ive lived in maine most of my life and as a child was taught the dangers of moose. like when i was taking driver's ed the only thing i remember is "if it's hit a tree or a deer, hit the deer. if it's a tree or a moose, hit the fucking tree, you're less likely to die."

    • @lepurpleboi3266
      @lepurpleboi3266 3 года назад +8

      I mean, moose are pretty much trees with how they’re built

  • @daveparrott9530
    @daveparrott9530 3 года назад +14

    Young man your channel is absolutely awesome. As a Former docent at a large metropolitan zoo and still wanting to keep in touch with the animal world your channel is one of the ones that I truly enjoy. There's only one other. And until I discovered yours his was the only channel. Now I've got two great guys I can go to for fantastic animal content. But the way you approach it is extremely different therefore both are on my list.Thank you so much. Young fellow you have a fan for life.

  • @12zgauge
    @12zgauge 3 года назад +117

    7:09 "they listen to youngboy and act accordingly" that shit had me dead 🤣

  • @poseidon6380
    @poseidon6380 3 года назад +287

    "Your soul filling for unemployment" LMAO

  • @meachy
    @meachy 3 года назад +138

    Everytime he even mentions Australia I can't help but wonder why anyone lives there. I mean, what kind of Stockholm Syndrome do Australians have to remain in what clearly is an experiment in homicidal torture.
    When 90% of everything that swims, flys, crawls, slithers, walks, & stands perfectly still can and wants to kill you, relocating seems like a reasonable priority.

    • @JohnGardnerAlhadis
      @JohnGardnerAlhadis 3 года назад +28

      Because we're sick cunts.

    • @LankyMofo
      @LankyMofo 3 года назад +20

      I swear Africa is a much more dangerous place, only things here that will kill you for the sake of it are crocs and sharks. The rest you just gotta not annoy.

    • @Stormfire01
      @Stormfire01 3 года назад +22

      its cause if you leave them be they'll leave you be.
      unless they're magpies, they want you dead regardless.

    • @shadowredstone7123
      @shadowredstone7123 3 года назад +12

      Because we tough like that, aka we get used to it, a normal spider is the size of your face

    • @chai_burns
      @chai_burns 3 года назад +8

      Auatralia collectively pooled in all of their good boy coins to keep possums and quokkas. (No, not Opossums. Our possums are so fucking adorable.)

  • @Marinesvr
    @Marinesvr 3 года назад +493

    I know you normally don’t read the comments but try to ruin Manatees there’s no way you could ruin manatees

    • @nigelmays9163
      @nigelmays9163 3 года назад +54

      I think he already did

    • @Shinrakaichu
      @Shinrakaichu 3 года назад +4

      @@nigelmays9163 yeah

    • @Marinesvr
      @Marinesvr 3 года назад +5

      @@nigelmays9163 No not mammoth’s i’m talking about manatees

    • @nelly5954
      @nelly5954 3 года назад +34

      @@Marinesvr no he talked about columbus mistaking them for mermaids and shit

    • @Marinesvr
      @Marinesvr 3 года назад +24

      @@nelly5954 I mean it didn’t ruin it for me I still love mentees and there is nothing that will ever stop me from loving them

  • @mononykus8012
    @mononykus8012 3 года назад +107

    Fun fact: Stone fish can't control their venom output, it is dependent on how hard u push on their spines.

  • @ghoullovinbutch
    @ghoullovinbutch 3 года назад +30

    “Bambi will cause a million accidents a year which will end 200 lives.” These bastards are actively suicidal and will literally jump on your hood even if you’re going 80. Hunting season exists for a reason: we murked most of the wolves who would take out these menaces to society.

  • @paulanocu3711
    @paulanocu3711 3 года назад +156

    Him: Brazilian Wandering Spider
    Me, who lives in brazil with arachnophobia: excuse me but WHAT Wandering Spider

    • @rockhistoria2537
      @rockhistoria2537 3 года назад +6

      *G O D H E L P U S*

    • @sonicstar917
      @sonicstar917 3 года назад +1

      If I remember correctly, that spider is the deadliest one in the world...

    • @JacobA6464
      @JacobA6464 3 года назад +1

      @@sonicstar917 Its the funnel web.

    • @sonicstar917
      @sonicstar917 3 года назад

      @@JacobA6464 Ah.

    • @TRIIGGAVELLI
      @TRIIGGAVELLI 3 года назад

      I couldn't think of a worse place to live with arachnophobia an Brazil.

  • @dynamosaurusimperious6341
    @dynamosaurusimperious6341 3 года назад +1255

    God: *basically Let's make nature so god damn ungreatful,and the only that can't kill u,is a earthworm.*
    Me: *we just love nature.*

  • @EDuGoIHuvvet
    @EDuGoIHuvvet 3 года назад +8

    THANK YOU for the spider warnings!! ❤
    I live videos like this because I find it really interesting, but I'm terrified of spiders and a picture is enough to send me into panic mode, so I very much appreciated the heads up so I could close my eyes.
    Love the way you describe everything! 😄

  • @lzl_2033
    @lzl_2033 3 года назад +65

    "And there is not a more destructive force than an angry Elephant thinking with his fifth leg" 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏

  • @MBjarno
    @MBjarno 3 года назад +51

    "If you're still moving, it'll Ray Rice you again." what a fucking line, that is hilarious.

  • @drowned309
    @drowned309 3 года назад +61

    Says something when a fruit shows up on a most dangerous animals tier list.

  • @SootherousNoise
    @SootherousNoise 3 года назад +45

    *"He is the landlord of the jungle. God help me if collects rent."*
    I'm weak.😂

  • @chriszarachowicz8086
    @chriszarachowicz8086 3 года назад +78

    I don't think you did enough justice to the Brazilian wandering spider's 4 hour Viagra venom, but I appreciate the respect that you give hippos. Nothing will help you kick your air addiction for no reason faster.

    • @nicholastricarico2957
      @nicholastricarico2957 3 года назад +4

      Yeah, because you become impotent as a result. This spider kills your d***.

  • @davidshu12579
    @davidshu12579 3 года назад +4

    I’m in love with these hilarious yet extremely informative videos. There is no gimmick or frills about your video, just a simple earbud mic to deliver an articulate educational speech, bravo!

  • @minecraftjesus7548
    @minecraftjesus7548 3 года назад +508

    Just to think I made these without warning people. Hehe.

    • @minecraftjesus7548
      @minecraftjesus7548 3 года назад +28

      @Rich Culture I was on the earth though. I seen him make it...

    • @digioligyplayz5966
      @digioligyplayz5966 3 года назад +28

      @Rich Culture Jesus is god and god is jesus

    • @yaydeniguess6208
      @yaydeniguess6208 3 года назад +9

      Why Jesus why

    • @joshuasandoval4079
      @joshuasandoval4079 3 года назад +8

      This dude how dare you think ur jesus

    • @Bob-zy5ky
      @Bob-zy5ky 3 года назад +2

      @Rich Culture god put a pice of him self in Jesus so technically Jesus is god

  • @GodRays2099
    @GodRays2099 3 года назад +109

    "they don't need redbull to give you wings" god damn

  • @staceyme1480
    @staceyme1480 3 года назад +5

    Love your nicknames for the animals and the way you describe them. Found you a couple of days ago and you're even beating the algorithm against minecraft videos. Tnx for your time, energy and humour. Love it.

  • @juanpineda558
    @juanpineda558 3 года назад +49

    All he needs is a camera, iPhone earbuds with Mic, and a green screen effect. That's all it takes to be a legend.

  • @bushytailedviper7517
    @bushytailedviper7517 3 года назад +162

    You know when you go to North America and you see a God damn moose you know you need to go the other way immediately.

    • @ShigekiHizashi
      @ShigekiHizashi 3 года назад +13

      And never ever EVER honk your horn at them

    • @CheetoStix14us
      @CheetoStix14us 3 года назад +2

      @@ShigekiHizashi now imagine an elephant😃

  • @jaimemarston6200
    @jaimemarston6200 Год назад +1

    Your sense of humor is amazing! So entertaining to watch! I love your quips, so funny! The fact you say all of this with such seriousness makes it 1000 times better

  • @solstice6791
    @solstice6791 3 года назад +34

    Cybertruck: * exists*
    Moose: Finally, a worthy opponent!

  • @Gibberson464
    @Gibberson464 3 года назад +117

    animals: can run fast, climb fast, jump high and hunt their own food
    hooman: i has gun

    • @Gibberson464
      @Gibberson464 3 года назад +3

      @@joshuadaniels8899 lmao

    • @justanormalinvestigator2640
      @justanormalinvestigator2640 3 года назад +2

      @@joshuadaniels8899 Humans with high caliber snipers: *Reverse card draw 10*

    • @tehrik0020
      @tehrik0020 3 года назад +19

      Polar bears and hippos all acting gangster and tough until the hairless monkey pulls out the 12 gauge funny stick

    • @googleaccount2288
      @googleaccount2288 3 года назад +5

      @@tehrik0020 thing is polar bears have been known to survive a 50 cal at close range. Ur dead if you mess with that.

    • @sonsonthegoddessofconfusio3183
      @sonsonthegoddessofconfusio3183 3 года назад +1

      @@joshuadaniels8899 hooman: *laughs in acid*

  • @Liezshae
    @Liezshae 3 года назад +6

    Thank you for the spider warning :) you saved me from a panic attack
    Btw love your vids, the information you give is hella interesting!

  • @mygodisthemoon
    @mygodisthemoon 3 года назад +49

    This guy needs to be a teacher. I feel like a lot more kids would learn with how entertaining he is 😂

    • @Rakerong
      @Rakerong 3 года назад +2

      To be fair, it's definitely entertaining but it's more or less trivia. I can't imagine math or science being this interesting if taught this way, if even possible (Unless it's a class specifically about animals)
      I have had English teachers that made books more fun by making the content more relatable.

    • @mygodisthemoon
      @mygodisthemoon 3 года назад +4

      @@Rakerong any subject really has the opportunity to be more entertaining and engaging. Some are easier, such as English class like you mentioned. I did have a science teacher in 6th grade who was like that. Always found super awesome science projects and tests for us to do that helped us understand it a lot easier

    • @Rakerong
      @Rakerong 3 года назад +3

      @@mygodisthemoon That is true. I'm trying to recall if I ever had any math classes taught in a fun way, but science - I remember I had a physics teacher that was sort of comic book nerd so we had fun moments where he'd bring up superpowers with relation to actual science. I guess if you can teach outside the normal expected way it helps. Projects and fun tests always worked better than doing things by rote.

  • @Cxntfindvonte
    @Cxntfindvonte 3 года назад +40

    I live in the Bahamas but I still love watching your videos

  • @Manicies
    @Manicies 3 года назад +12

    That picture of the leopard seal continues to haunt me. There's just something about it that screams "This is the last thing you want to be seeing in the dark". Gah.

    • @Breakaway-ic5gj
      @Breakaway-ic5gj 2 года назад +2

      The photographer hit the jackpot might be most badass animal picture of all time

  • @benmcreynolds8581
    @benmcreynolds8581 3 года назад +202

    God hyenas and wild dogs killing you in the worst way, leaving you alive and disemboweling you as your still alive, suffering from all that pain is just the most horrifying way to go...

    • @EXTREMEKIWI115
      @EXTREMEKIWI115 3 года назад +3

      Have you ever heard of a DNA bomb?

    • @OG_ALviK
      @OG_ALviK 3 года назад +1

      @@EXTREMEKIWI115 no, but what is it?

    • @EXTREMEKIWI115
      @EXTREMEKIWI115 3 года назад +3

      @@OG_ALviK It's an explosion of radiation that pierces through human skin and destroys all the DNA in its path, rendering the body incapable of replacing any cells since the DNA cannot be read. The victim will not feel this until long after the explosion.
      What results is a slow, extremely painful, rotting death. The suffering could potentially be strung out for months, and the effects do not show until the current cells die. It is completely unfixable.

    • @Andrewza1
      @Andrewza1 3 года назад +2

      @@EXTREMEKIWI115 lucky on one one guy from Japan had this happen to him. Unluckly they kept him alive far longer than was needed to study him.

    • @EXTREMEKIWI115
      @EXTREMEKIWI115 3 года назад +1

      @@Andrewza1 Yup, but thankfully they put him in a medically-induced coma for at least some amount of time. Most likely after the coma, he felt nothing, but he still suffered an unholy amount before so. A plague unto the houses of the doctors who kept him alive. Scientific data is not that important.

  • @AC-94_da_Rap_Arsonist
    @AC-94_da_Rap_Arsonist 3 года назад +29

    "They don't need red bull to give you wings"
    Bars!!! 🔥🔥🔥

  • @kilssj2250
    @kilssj2250 3 года назад +28

    Only animal I know of that has a hunting success rate higher than a hyena is the African hunting dog.

  • @beyondviolet
    @beyondviolet 3 года назад +92

    I’m still baffled at how we as a species have survived living in the same world as these monstrosities

    • @aesinam
      @aesinam 3 года назад +11

      We aren't any better than them honestly

    • @diamondfinder8933
      @diamondfinder8933 3 года назад +13

      our intellect pretty much is our greatest weapon we're smarter than any other animal on Earth.

    • @hlalakar4156
      @hlalakar4156 2 года назад +4

      Spears, then bows, then guns. Combine that with unparalleled hunting tactics, and the fact that humans are one of the worlds greatest distance runners in hot climates.

    • @librarianrose4472
      @librarianrose4472 2 года назад +2

      @@diamondfinder8933 meet the dolphins

    • @diamondfinder8933
      @diamondfinder8933 2 года назад

      @@librarianrose4472 we're still smarter lol

  • @manel3882
    @manel3882 3 года назад +66

    NO WHY IS HE SO FUNNY 😭😭😭😭😭 THE WAY HE EXPRESSES SHIT IS HILARIOUS TO ME

    • @overlorddante
      @overlorddante 3 года назад +3

      SAME the deadpan delivery of these lines is too much

  • @kynanz6654
    @kynanz6654 2 года назад +7

    “They cant do math but they have a bite that can divide a crocodile in half” best line ever

  • @raptorjesus5870
    @raptorjesus5870 3 года назад +116

    Hitting a moose is like hitting a brick wall with spikes.

    • @Nokyyyyy
      @Nokyyyyy 3 года назад +4

      Except the legs are to thing to activate your airbag or something but will throw the body into your windscreen

  • @jarrellmckenna2988
    @jarrellmckenna2988 3 года назад +32

    Leopard seals are scary asf and I swear that picture he had was nightmare fuel

  • @formerlyarandompropernameb9327
    @formerlyarandompropernameb9327 2 года назад +1

    You’re uniquely hilarious and this was so interesting ❤️Thanks so much!

  • @vcggumbs
    @vcggumbs 3 года назад +22

    Every time this dude says a phrase it's just funny despite what's being explained 😂

  • @ethanbaker3844
    @ethanbaker3844 3 года назад +42

    The leopard seal picture was terrifying

  • @Miss_Pariah
    @Miss_Pariah 3 года назад +10

    When I went camping once as a child I woke up in my mom's car to see a moose right out side the window, on the other side, her baby. You bet I hid in my sleeping bag for a good thirty minutes till my siblings (who were not in the car with me at the time) told me it was safe.

  • @TheGamerClown
    @TheGamerClown 3 года назад +101

    Aye another upload another reason why my black a$$ is staying in the city you ain't catching me traveling around the world EDIT: this is MY national geographic channel 🤣😂😂🤣

    • @mugenokami2201
      @mugenokami2201 3 года назад +4

      That’s just tempting fate man. He will find things on city animals that will make you regret living there

    • @TheGamerClown
      @TheGamerClown 3 года назад +22

      @@mugenokami2201 better than getting folded like a burrito by harmbe's disciple or boxed up by kangaroo jack🤣😂😂🤣

    • @f_4k470
      @f_4k470 3 года назад +5

      @@TheGamerClown them kangaroos really know how to fight

  • @pep2st8p64
    @pep2st8p64 3 года назад +33

    "if he high fives your back you'll be a paraplegic"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @WaywardAngel09
    @WaywardAngel09 2 года назад +5

    Thank you for the spider warnings! I love watching these, even if my paranoia spikes everytime a parasite of any kind comes up 😩

  • @spacetacos7574
    @spacetacos7574 3 года назад +88

    Now do the most disappointing one on each continent

  • @zomb1193
    @zomb1193 3 года назад +10

    This man will give you phobias a thousandfold, this channel is not for the faint of heart.

    • @fastfatty7785
      @fastfatty7785 3 года назад +1

      The fear tells you not to mess with nature. ALL POACHERS HAVE IT COMING.

  • @jeromeacosta1881
    @jeromeacosta1881 3 года назад +2

    Man not only is this some awesome info but you are hilarious I can't help but laugh when you are explaining this info you got this on lock man! I watched one video was hooked!

  • @ElCagao.
    @ElCagao. 3 года назад +34

    He really just called a rhino a 3000 lb vibe check and he isn't wrong

  • @killa6tv931
    @killa6tv931 3 года назад +17

    Playing this guy over the intercom every morning in school instead of the national anthem would greatly benefit the dekalb county school system...

  • @QuoixYanni
    @QuoixYanni 3 года назад +2

    Okay... Am I the only person who explodes with pure joy in the form of internal laughter about every three seconds while watching this young man's videos? ... I can't hardly compose myself I am literally learning and internally Roach scurry laughing.

  • @zoroarkdx4491
    @zoroarkdx4491 3 года назад +11

    Hood Nature: Spider warning
    Arachnophobes: _Everyone liked that._

  • @thecat5955
    @thecat5955 3 года назад +25

    “The biggest snake besides your ex”, got me

  • @davidoreilly7328
    @davidoreilly7328 2 года назад +8

    As a man with a serious fear of large spiders, I thank you for the warning

  • @abutterynoodle9347
    @abutterynoodle9347 3 года назад +18

    “Don’t need Red Bull to give you wings”
    My god is this man the reincarnation of Lin Manuel Miranda

  • @derdingsreturnsnochmal5177
    @derdingsreturnsnochmal5177 3 года назад +17

    4:17 Quick note from a european here: the toxicity of the european adder often gets highly exaggerated. Unless you are indeed allergic, or have had severe health issues beforehand, a bite from one is highly unlikely to body you (it would take 5 to 6 bites to inject enough venom to kill an adult), making you WAY more dangerous to the snake, than it could ever be to you. Still: it doesn't hurt to have the doc take a look at it, even if it's just to prevent an infection.

  • @thomasdalrymple2277
    @thomasdalrymple2277 3 года назад +8

    8:00 this is why my fear of ants was justified after watching Indiana Jones crystal skull

  • @godwillyeboah204
    @godwillyeboah204 3 года назад +10

    I am watching all the way from uk , love the vids 👏👏

  • @camerongooch9606
    @camerongooch9606 3 года назад +23

    Just so everyone knows those sea pandas that we called orcas are so terrifying that great white sharks, yes jaws himself will cash in their holidays off and swim to the other side of the ocean if they even think a pod if orcas is in the neighbourhood.

    • @Wavy_blade
      @Wavy_blade 3 года назад +1

      Reading this reminded me of “gang orca” from my hero academia 😂

    • @I_AM_HYDRAA
      @I_AM_HYDRAA 3 года назад

      but interestingly they only kill when kept captive and also only get to just past teenage hood when they can ha ve the same lifspan as a human

    • @User-15328
      @User-15328 3 года назад

      Underrated comment

  • @lilyr5279
    @lilyr5279 2 года назад +2

    This channel gives me mad respect for animals. They have the real superpowers.

  • @beowulf4545
    @beowulf4545 3 года назад +16

    2:10 Honestly after what people did to the American Buffalo they probably attack trying to not going out the same way