No Animal Is Safe!! (Ruining Your Favorite Animals)
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- Опубликовано: 3 ноя 2024
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Not only does this man teach us unholy animal facts against our own wellbeing, but also countless creative paraphrases for biting the dust and I am ever so grateful for that.
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Biting the Dust?
*DAISAN NO BAKUGAN-*
@@ZBreezee-nb2rl *-BITES ZA DUSTO*
And he does it with the straightest face ever.
I love him
Now I know why humans were gifted with intelligence, because we got literally nothing else against nature.
lol
Even with that we still got people who chose to be idiots
@@vulture_screech I guess that's the downside? Every superhero needs a problem. Superman = Kryptonite. Batman = No Parents. Humans = Fluctuating Intelligence.
@@adrianherbert5844 fair enough
We would die in ten minutes
"Zebras aren't horses, they're angry afrodonkeys. The whole reason we never tried riding them is cause they would literally kick the lifepoints out of any dolittle that tried." DEAD
So is that Dolittle that tried to ride a zebra
How the fuck are you still alive to comment!?
Bars
Literally
@@wetube6513 they didn't specify _who_ died 🌚
“ homicidal bar code” took me out 😂😂😂
How about calling a grizzly a cinnamon soul stealer
@@spacetacos7574 😂😂😂😂😂
His vocabulary makes his videos 10× better
Nah “Kick the life points out of any dolittle that tries” to ride a Zebra, took ME out lmfao
Not send that man straight to the Shadow Realm! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Tba
Fun fact : petting birds actually turn them on. So now you know why they look so happy when you're stroking their feathers
Oh god
i didnt want to know this..
[🕳️🤸♀️]
For most species that only happens when you pet places other than their head. The worst place to pet a bird is under their wings
*keeps petting them*
"they're bad at being parents because if a female has twins she'll take zach and abandon cody" lmao
The Overly Realistic Life of Zack and Cody
Damn Cody, should act like Zach more often then
This made me smile.. she saved Zach.. my partner died recently and he is named Zach.. this made me smile. Thankyou. You never know who is out there. But you made me smile on a personal level.
Mother Nature just wakes up feelin like wanting to clap us
😂 Isn't that the truth!
And she does it too, goddamn!
True
Nah we do the job for her lol
Mother Nature never woke up and chose violence. Mother Nature woke up and made violence the first option.
Dude taught me more about animals in 9 minutes than school did in 9 years
@@maniac9554 not for me i was never taught about animals
@@maniac9554 they don’t teach about animals in school
@@maniac9554 sorry I meant about animals I’ll just edit the comment lol
@@fultri8118 oh ok I’ll delete my comment
School does f*ck all teaching about animals. Everything I learned was because growing up I wanted to learn and got books and watched tv on animals. I remember a very small section about Dino's when talking about specific places.
I just love how down to earth and non-robotic this guy is with his TikToks, I love how he isn’t using the most basic words to describe something. I’m subbing. 😂😂😂
U ever stop to think which animal on this earth doesn't rape
Damn that crazy
Bro wow
Not humans
None
I mean our main biogical goal is to reproduce
So you're telling me 90% of giraffe sex is like the creepy uncle stereotype
Yeah. :| but on a side not most same sex couples are actually healthier then the opposite sex ones, and they have a higher chance of raising their young successfully. (Granted they usually steal the eggs, or mate with females just to then steal the baby and raise it with their same sex partner) Same sex couples (I believe it was in penguins or something, not sure) had an 80% while opposite sex had around 50%
@@PhysicallyAwake it was the penguins.
@@PhysicallyAwake
Girl ur talkin bout penguins
@@PhysicallyAwake actually, that was the swam
+Internally Exhausted you really must be exhausted if you can't remember egg laying isn't something mammals thought was ok in the character creation screen.
"The only W's pandas take are in Disney movies"
DreamWorks: how dare you.....
Someone outta Skadoosh Disney like that
“Homicidal barcode” “Oreo horse” “biracial Garfield” “fur Oreo” “refrigerator with flippers” “arms longer than a Monday” “underwater ufo” “Godzilla tadpole” 😂
“Neptune’s paralysis demon”
Yo he gots name fr all of dem n their just mess as well
“Steroid donkey Kong”
A baby shower 😂 bruh
Yeah that makes sense why we should legal something as same as humans to be hunted and doesnt a bunch of animals go extinct because of people
Imagine going to jail from a koalas handprint 💀
I imagine the darker your skin the more likely you are to get clapped by the court for it
@@dannya1854 depends on the country
@@yahikokurotama4351 america moment
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦🏾♂️
@@yahikokurotama4351 Nah dark skinned people getting boned is a fairly universal phenomenon.
Latin America, Australia, south Africa, Angola, Zimbabwe, Asian countries fair skin is also a status symbol.
Should probably have added: Zebras were not used as horses because they got scared easily of bullets and the sound of artillery (in addition to the behavioral thing). They wanted them for war because they were faster than horses, but speed means nothing if they can't handle being shot at.
...I mean, I imagine wild horses are also frightened by bullets and artillery. War horses were specifically bred for war over thousands of years, and still have to be heavily trained to handle combat. Pretty sure there were other reasons humans never domesticated zebra the way we did horses.
I still love all animals. It's just... They live HARD and dirty lives
You may love them but they wake up in the morning trying to formulate the fastest way to take you to your ancestors
@@tayevon5489 yup...
@Strengt of Yahweh going to?
This is how its always been
@@tayevon5489 and sometimes the slowest way
@Username someone can have a hard life and they don't gotta be in a third world country lol
"And can live for 100 years, because even death procrastinates dealing with this thing." I love this line, I'm gonna wait for a perfect situation to be able to use it.
SAME
“You don’t have to be Odell to play for the browns”
This man is quick with it 💀
I’m talking bout quiiiick😂😂
The more I learn about pandas, the more I think they’re an evolutionary glitch. Maybe Darwin was right! (The one from Gumball, not the Galapagos one) It also gives Panda’s characterization from We Bare Bears a lot more sense than one should imagine.
Pandas are only endangered because we fucked their environment up. This ruined their mating season and that's why they stopped breeding.
@password 12 they would become legit bears
yo
They're the perfect example of pretty privilege
"They'll take Zack and abandone Cody"
NOO CODY😂😭
Can't believe mom would just abandoned me like that!
"Or maybe it was Zack."
I've watched David Attenborough since I was 9yrs old. I'm 47 now. Love this content. Makes my day. Nature is the best. Humans are so worse than these animals.
I'm 49 now and I know the feeling. Used to watch David Attenborough BITD too.👍
I started watching David Attenborough around the same age, I've always loved Nature, Animals and Documentaries. What better what to enjoy all three than by watching David Attenborough's documentaries? Back when I had my own Netflix account, I'd put one of his documentaries on in the background to fall asleep. It was always so relaxing listening to him talk about Nature and Animals. I miss being able to do that, but Netflix doesn't have a lot of his documentaries on there anymore...
That Japanese crab spider is the reason Japan came up with kaijus.
EDIT: Imagine realising like a day ago we were nearly at 1k likes cuz of a random notification that had us 2 away from it. Thanks peeps, hope everyone reading this is doing great and will be doing better in days to come 👍🏿
Onibaba was just giant spider crab
Scylla
Really?
And crab legs....
I wonder what it looked like in their mythology
"Pandas are designed to eat meat, but eat nothing but bamboo"
Damn I didn't realize veganism existed before humans came up with it
And it's highly inneficient
Grimm Reaper That's a given for veganism
@@netherdominater9960 inefficient for pandas, not humans in 2021. you can get meal suplements that come packed with every required nutrients that you'd ever need and stop eating food entirely. if anything that's more efficient.
@@MrGhostTheBigRoast inefficent deez nutz
Proof that vegans deserve to go extinct.
I was in a boat in the Gulf of Mexico fishing. A dark shadow went under the boat. The shadow was on all sides of the boat. I am from Ky so I did not know what it was. I was freaking out. The captain of the boat said” don’t worry that is just a mantra ray” those things are huge. Love your content thank you
I wasn’t ready for the sea turtle’s mouth. I physically jumped.
Get ready for monotremes then
Or goose mouths
I threw my phone. Twice lol
@ㅤ no. Its Just like how a random photo of spiders would make a person with arachnophobia jump
@@reddsmoke904 as a person with arachnophobia I can verify that.
I just wanna say, it's not teeth! It's skin that's like teeth. The sea turtles use it to keep jellyfish in their mouth
I HATE jellyfishes please enlighten the rest of these people
Jellyfishes are cool.
@@princesspancakes01 yes.
@@princesspancakes01 some doesnt sting tho
(idk)
@꧁CœttageTown꧂ that is adorable
@@GodittoC some
Your videos are hysterical and brilliant and witty and I just love them! So glad I discovered your channel.
1:57
Fun Fact:
In Arabic we call a zebra a "Monster Donkey"
الحمار الوحشي
@Rkaale 123 it's the latter 😌
it's not mean because zebras deserve it lmao
Actually "wild" donkey, as we call wild animals "متوحش"
Quokkas: *sacrifices there child*
Also Quokkas: :D
The only comment that made me laugh. Gj
Quokka : *bites someone's finger off*
Quokka : :DDDD
Yeah... It's a myth
@@desphimilus9841 it's not a myth tho?
@@devasenama508 but this is impossible to be in theory, they have no predators??? Like yeah it's one of their natural instincts, is it ever used not really. However they also do that muscle reflex when they are really relaxed as well
Your videos are addictive, dude; I've now binge-watched like twelve of them in a row.
Watching this dude has made me realize that every animal is just as bad as humans
Animal Activist: Be like nature, nature is peaceful and completely harmless if we treat them right
Nature: Literally everything is a rapist, a killer or have committed necrophillia at some point
@@mustard4762 But I don’t think animals know any better, while humans do.
At least they harm just their species but we harm every other as well xd
I forgot about that... wait, they harm others too. Did you forget dolphins and orcas? Still not on the scale humans do but can’t be ignored
@@liquidsword601*cough* dolphins
"those fists could easily slapbox your soul into a factory reset"
i'm dying
This man teaches us stuff we will actually use irl while school we don't use 98% of the things we learn
No he doesnt lmao
I love how this taught me more facts about nature than my school and homework combined
“You really forgot how much of a unit appa really was”
You had me laughing for 8 minutes straight
Never forgot
Just gotta love my dude here! The world absolutely does not deserve him.
“Because if God wanted to make Godzilla in the form of a tadpole then damnit that’s just what’s gonna happen” I mean he’s not wrong
I mean he kinda is, seeing as if god exists, it just left the universe on its own, like a show, it gave a play button and rest just unfolds on its own.
Ever heard of a leviathan?
@@Rose333X not a single religion claims that God left the universe to unfold on its own
@@thatnike2604 He never stated that a religion had said so in his comment
@@wermthewerm belief in God is religion
I know an animal hood nature can’t ruin,
Puppies
I think most puppy scents come from the parasitic worms they have in their digestive system (unless that's a myth.)
I bet he can
I could ruin them rn but I won’t for your sake unless you want me to
They shit on ur carpet there’s nothin more to say
They are mini sharks with a desire to kill. Seriously, puppy teeth are SHARP
"I know what this is, but i don´t know why." Just straight up killed me. XDD
“I’ve personally forgiven stingrays for what they’ve taken away from me.”
I HAVENT AND I NEVER WILL.
i dont get it. what have they taken away?😭😭
@@maggiesuarez7931 Steve Irwin
Hate it, but I don't blame them. Steve probably wouldn't and knew the risks he took.
@@rev0568 I like to imagine that when the stingray that killed Steve died, Steve was just waiting in stingray heaven for him all like "sorry I spooked you buddy, I know it wasn't your fault"
@@beanboy4900 Me too. That man was a gift to the world. I don't blame the sting ray either. I don't blame anybody. Poor thing got spooked and Steve just made a little mistake, which led to the circumstances and situation.
People have actually tried to tame zebras before. But aside from a few unverified successes, zebras remain untamed.
My grandpa tried it on our farm. The workers rather wanted to sleep with a cobra and hungry hyena before trying that again.
Mans really called the panda an overweight equality gerbil
Pandas also have the strongest bite per pound of any bear, because biting hard ass Bamboo is a lot harder than biting soft flesh.
Stop spreading bs, the strongest bite force out of all bears is the Grizzly and it's just one googlensearch away
This is kinda unrelated but I remember that there's an orangutan in a zoo in Malaysia that always poses whenever you take pictures of it. Pretty cool actually.
@@fluffyness2990 Polar bear bite force PSI: 1200
Grizzly bear bite force PSI: 975
"iT's juST oNe gOogLE SeArcH awAy"
@@Wroxal I stand corrected. Thank you for the info!
@@fluffyness2990 No problemo, gotta love google
“If God wants Godzilla in the form of a tadpole then dammit that’s what’s gonna happen” that’s got me laughing for a while 😂😂😂
It’s not possible for me to do anything but love this dude and this channel. Brilliant!!
2:52 That's not a wet sloth my man, that's a freaking sleep paralysis demon
YYEESSSS
Underrated comment
That's not a wet sloth thats an scp which appears on your tv
@@zadynhopkins6920 man scp 2774 really let go of himself
Basically Animal are great at ruining childhood,so that's quite nice.
And Hood Nature is also awesome so that's nice.
THANK YOU! I've been saying these exact same things about pandas forever. Mother nature really shit the bed when she designed those things. When a species loses interest in sex then it's time to let it go. I mean, successful reproduction is THE defining requirement of evolution. But a lot of people think they're cute, and they make the ChiComs tons of money, so here we are.
Manta rays are harmless until one of them body slams your boat after deciding it wanted to experience what it’s like to be a bird
The blue whale pic reminds me of meeting Big Blue in Ecco - I'm pretty sure they made a point to have his sprite proportionately accurate to ecco's, because he's an ABSOLUTE UNIT and the echolocation map screen makes you think he's going to be much smaller. I bet meeting one in person while diving would feel pretty much the same way.
Also, a future topic suggestion: a sister series to this one where you "redeem" animals that are generally disliked, like rats, bugs, vultures, snakes, hyenas, etc.)
I can help out Vultures
Vultures eat a lot of diseases that could easily kill people, but their stomach acid is so strong they take these diseases as if they're a slurpee
This is why we should love our little maggot-eating parrots because they tank a ton of diseases that can death strike people, and we don't even say thank you
Thank you for the accurate Ecco reference. Meeting Big Blue was an awe inspiring scene when I first came across it, and it still gives me chills of excitement on the odd year I revisit the game.
If this man doesn’t become a teacher I will be largely disappointed. He would be amazing
"because even death procrastinate dealing with this thing"
is one sentence i'll keep close to my heart
The zebra part reminds me of that line from that Tarzan movie "Horses kick to escape, but a zebra will continue until you're dead"
I actually had a dream when I was pregnant with my son, that I was being chased by a zebra! I just remember being terrified and waking up sweating profusely. Needless to say…I got roasted by my family lol. I haven’t been able to look at them the same since.
You're not ruining animals, I love this content. Nothing is as sweet or innocent as you first think, especially ducks.
II am inclined to agree... but what about geese?
What about pigeon whats a non innocent behavior about them 😮
ESPECIALLY DUCKS
May I interest you in the Penguin
"And now we have a wolf eel.
... Why."
😆
I found this channel randomly and have been binging episodes for the last few hours... When I heard the XXXtentacion instrumental at the end of this video I immediately said hold up and made sure I was subscribed
I'm calling zebras as "homicidal barcodes" now 😂😂😂
How much y’all wanna bet this man’s search history makes the F.B.I silent
Why did you make them animals
I rarely subscribe to channels, take your win, you rock man!
1. How did you find out you had this gift?
2. What kind of a god would give you the gift of ruining all his creatures.
3. Why is your dark humor so hilarious?
4. Why do I love this so much?
5. Am I going to hell for liking this?
Can't go to hell if it doesn't exist. also its knowledge that's available for everyone, and god if it existed it wouldn't give a shit, its not human, so stop treating it as if it is.
@@Rose333X name checks out
@@Rose333X man, as a fellow atheist Im so fucking embarrased people like you exist, please take a joke instead of snowflaking like its 2016
1: he came out the womb spitting straight animal facts
2: the same that made these animals, he’s clearly kinda screwy
3: because laughing at the meaningless void of existence is profoundly satisfying
4:you got good taste
5: yes but probably not for this
@@Rose333X issa joke
“Slap box your soul into a factory reset”
🤣🤣🤣
"They live up to a hundred years because even death procrastinates dealing with this thing." Best line
If you were my teacher, I might have graduated high school and went to college. Why cant school be more real.
The information is all there. You just had to read it.
I grew up reading animal encyclopedias and knew a lot about all species but, the stuff you said well.. That made me go back to the books and learn more.
This man’s knowledge is so
Abundant and on point but his punchlines are the best
That subtle, yet heartbreaking Crocodile Hunter reference.
I love all animals! I never thought I'd find another black animal lover like myself that knows so much about animals! This dude knows even more than me! I can learn even more here!
black animal lover?
@@liz.1328 yes, I know it sounds racist, but where I am, I don't find many of my own race who is like that. Most either don't like animals, don't care, or only likes pets (like dogs and/or cats). They either don't know as much about animals or don't care.
@@auburneytuckerson2959 That's interesting, and honestly a little surprising, but I hope you succeed in learning and inspire some of your own people along the way since animals are fuckin awesome
@@Пинагод Thank you! :)
@Rkaale 123 You'd think that, but there are many where I am that either don't like animals or are afraid of them. Especially dogs.
I love how you were remiding us that housecats are related to tigers, meanwhile mine is making biscuits on two blankets at once.
I'm loving the referral of zebras as "angry afro donkey"
You know what just about all the nicknames he gives animals are rad
I just recently discovered this channel. I love the facts and the way they're presented.
I find it funny in Madagascar (2005) that Alex was the most feared member of the group, especially thanks to his severe hunger state, when his friends are species of animals that would be able to kill him in real life.
Then again, Alex is still stronger than Marty in the games.
"Now I have personally forgiven stingrays for what they have taken away from me". Fucking priceless
A stingray took away Steve Irwin. Not happy about that at all.
These are really great dude, if your writing all this all on your lonesome you have a bright future ahead of you
Casual: “I can ruin any animal you throw at me!”
Red Pandas: “I didn’t hear no bell!”
I do turtle conservation in Costa Rica and let me tell you, the first time people see a leatherback their perspective on nature changes. Nothing is off the table once you see one.
I believe that Boba Fett had two wolf eels on Kamino when he was a kid in the book series based off of him. This was before Disney bought StarWars.
Wolf eels "these things mate for life so if somehow you're still single just know that this thing is doing better than you" LMAOO I'm dead 😂😂😂
Fun fact: Manta Rays are named "Sea cats" (direct translation) in Romanian
Fun Fact: In Persian Manta Rays Are Named "Carpet Fish"
Fun fact: Manta rays in Polish are named "Sea devil" (Diabeł Morski)
Fun fact: manta rays in Australia are called the condemned
@@nagato6680 na serio? Ja nazywam je płaszczkami ale nie słyszałem o tym że niektóre osoby nazywają je diabłami morskimi
"I have personally forgiven sting rays for what they've taken away from me"
RIP Steve
for the wolf fish
that picture is actually a mutated one from the water of fukushima and normal non radiation mutated ones are small.
Just makes the Godzilla joke land even more
This dude's videos are making me fear/hate almost every animal that I used to love. Reality didn't have to be so cold.
Well, I mean, you asked him to.
I've got friends whose boat got capsized by a manta ray after they crossed the corral barrier, those suckers aren't harmless. Nothing that big is harmless.
Man,you're talented beyond. Can't find anything better to describe you. Hope you get the money and recognition your talent deserves
I'm glad he didn't mention pangolins.
Oh I requested he did
My youngest daughter and I share an account, she is nine and knows so much more than I about Facetubetwittergram than I do. That being said, I now know that I prefer “horizontal” to “vertical” only because you changed it in October of 22’ You educate on levels beyond comprehension Sir! At least mine at any rate! I enjoy your work
Can’t ruin a Caracal, I love floppa hissing and they so cute.
you may have just made the worst mistake of your life by saying that he can and absolutely WILL ruin them
too bad, caracal cat can’t be ruined from me
@@Draweing @Casual Geographic be like: Imma end this man's whole coreer
Informative and hilarious 😂 thank you for this! I literally watch all your videos and it literally gets me through tough times. I’m grateful I ain’t in front of any of these😂😂😂🙏🏾
ayo thanks for more facts. I've been watching your videos for a while now, and they always interest me.
Fun fact: The people of Florida dodged the Terror Birds by 2 million years
I don't have the words to describe just how much I love this channel
Small thing- that's an Alligator Snapping Turtle, 90% of the time you'll actually be encountering a Common Snapping Turtle. Commons aren't nearly as big.
OG's remember when man's youtube was called "Hood Nature"
Damn. So Diego wasn't kidding when he rode on a leatherback.
5:10 Okay ngl, I think this is the weirdest animal mating sentence I’ve ever heard in my life
“I hate stingrays for what they takin away from me” he will be missed 🥺😔
"...you would all be on shirts."
*right after: GET YOUR MERCH! :D*
Your videos are awesome. I love your fast, sarcastic, sly jokes you slip in. Great voice, great subject matter(s), great sense of humor.
PS: So glad you get right to it and don't draw 1 minute of content into 15 minutes of rambling crap most of the yahoos on RUclips do.
This guy on tiktok: Gives some interesting facts and cautions that come with animals
School: "The dog is brown! The cat is orange!"
all these animals with the most outrageous boasts like: "i can decap a lion in one kick" ... meanwhile humans: "i can sweat and think"
Atleast we have a smarter way to fight em sometimes
more like meanwhile humans:"I can chase you untill you die of exhaustion and I can throw sharp sticks at you"
@@raaston9761 ah yes, the timeless pointy-stick
@@raaston9761 were going to be running from them
Fun fact: the human is the animal which can throw an object the furthest
This is due to how our bodies are balanced