modern jargon? 😏 its ebonics. 🗣culture! this young king is mastering his wordsmithing. one of the z’er answers to the call likr king, too short, fredrick, bob and hendrix, chappel, redd, and our favorite uncle. ps blaques founded memorial day. 🌸
I like how he related Dolphins bankrupt morality to human history 😂😂 Cuz thats how you know a animal can have no morals as a species, but possibly be cool on a personal level
Fun fact! One of my sister’s ex-husbands owned a horse who hated getting her hooves wet so much that she would jump over a puddle less than a foot wide. She seriously could have avoided one once by simply continuing forward, but she decided on that day she would leap. He didn’t expect it and nearly got thrown from the saddle because of how unexpected and violent the leap was. And no, she wasn’t intentionally trying to dismount him, she was the sweetest, most mild horse I have ever met. She just hated water that much.
As a Canadian, I'm so happy you're out here trying to educate the world on the terrors of geese. Anyone who has made the mistake of being alive near those bastards know how ruthless they are. Everything is on sight with those demons.
I heard somewhere that Canadians tend to be nicer than most is because of a Ritual in which the evil thoughts are drained from Canadian minds and transferred into the geese
Yes. I have this really sweet goose couple out at my pond in my back pasture but I’m terrified of them and I just avoid them but they’re pretty nice. But only that one couple from what I see. Those are the only two I’ve seen as often that I do- maybe geese in Kansas are nicer then Canada’s geese..?
@@DraconasTenZHG Thanks, you got it quicker than me lol! Its because i dont get the ocelot reference. Im a bit older so i didnt watch all of the episodes.
Honey badgers also hate death. After dying from a snake bite their immune system kicks in and brings it back to life so it can kill the snake that killed it. There also was a case of one in a zoo next to a lion. He would dig under the enclosure just to attack the lion and would keep doing it no matter how far they buried the fence. He didn't stop till they moved the badger away
We're just as dangerous, if not more. It's just that nature works in a way that the weakest are meant to die. Just cause our technology has advanced enough to keep most of us alive despite the circumstances it doesn't mean that stupidity can be saved, so according to Darwin, they will die as the weakest of it's kind
Penguins actually are worse then seals. Penguins do a lot of gang r*pes and it don’t even matter if it’s mating season, females and any smaller male penguins ARENT SAFE. Also penguins that can’t have children, such as same sex penguins and infertile female penguins, or penguins that just didn’t have children will literally steal the baby penguin, or egg. If the baby penguin is left unattended so many female penguins or males even will crowd the baby and try to take it in as their own, the problem is that the baby usually ends up suffocating or getting crushed to death or falling off a rocky cliff and dying, or some other death because of the it trying to run away. Another thing is, penguins will also r*pe/gang r*pe baby penguins or adolescent penguins too, not just adults. So really nature is fucked up. The prime reason they gang r*pe is usually for pleasure even if it isn’t mating season, if a female hasn’t already given birth or has a partner, you guessed it. If a male acts out to a superior male, you guessed it. If a female or male penguin refuses any sort of stance, you guessed it. Anybody steps out of line, you guessed it. Penguins will either get into fights, that usually end with death or until one submits, or they will just simply r*pe the other penguin, or kill their baby. Happy feet was a whole different story.
My dad and his sister had a kitten that got bitten by a viper (vipera berus), and after a lot of care through severe illness recovered. Rather than enforcing that you shouldn't boop snakes it triggered him to go on a murderous rampage of 24 years. He was blind and almost deaf when he Mr.Miyagi-lured a bigass viper that lived under my aunt's stairs, and oneshot it with a paw to the head. My aunt and dad just watched (worried they would distract the cat and not the snake if they got closer), mouths agape at which animal's last moments they had just been witness to. Dad measured it at 10 cm across (not around) and 1,5 ms long.
It’d be a whole other story if dolphins could talk, especially for the lady who worked with dolphins and had a sexual relationship with one of the dolphins. (She would f**k it)
@@FuryMcpurey Im not a nihilistic doomer, so I strongly disagree. The human race is not as garbage as all these edge lords think it is and im completely sick of this mentality.
8:40 I love how the honey badger looks like it has a buzzcut and is smoking a thick cigar, like a grizzled war veteran got reincarnated as a berserker weasel.
That's....accurate. 😂 And a honeybadger is just an equatorial wolverine; one likes the heat, the other thrives in ice and snow. You're boned in either territory~
@@rarabryant kong has an axe godzilla is an atomic god at this point not to mentoin godzilla seems to be alot more active after he was nuked which suggests the nuke did alot more than rejuvenate him
When I was younger I lived in Alabama. My dad had moved there after marrying my mom. He was originally from Pennsylvania. Apparently he was doing some yard work and managed to anger a couple bees because he ran inside then looked out the screen door a couple minutes later to find the same bee waiting there. He then asked my mom “what kind of bees do y’all have down here!”
Dude, I found you a few days ago and have binged watched since. I love the Kardashian but then again loved them all. Your dry humour is pretty much programmed to how 85% of Aussie conversation. Thanks for the entertainment it is Gold 👍
Back in the day, the Hiram Walker whiskey storage area used to use Geese as security. They would feed the geese so they would stay around, and the geese would act as an alarm sounding off when intruders would come, warning security. This was before cameras and such. They actually built a huge pond&nature area next to the building for them to live
@@cassthegrimm8522 yeah this is true. My mom said she thinks it was sometime in the 80s when they got security cameras and stopped feeding the geese, but they still stuck around for over 20 years, until sometime in the early 2000s when they leveled the area and filled in the pond, to make a subdivision Edit: she was born in 1957 and says they were feeding the geese there for as long as she could remember
Yes indeed and actually in Medieval times geese were used on a par with dogs as guard animals and were said to be much fiercer and more intimidating as well as naturally more territorial so they actually make great guard.. geese They are said to more effectively scare off any intruders as they relentlessly chase down anyone that come too close and viciously attack them, and well, they can fly Srsly just watch any videos on geese chasing people I can see why it's a thing
Horses fear of water is the bane of every rider's existence. Tiny stream? They hit the brakes Puddle? They hit the brakes Wet roads? Guess what? They hit the brakes
@@rodgerbroadway2195 Yeah, and who knows how many predators deep water hides. It's a very difficult instinct to train against. It takes a long time and a lot of trust between horse and rider.
I was at a summer camp where for a week 4 other chicks and I took care of 17 horses. We each had a primary horse assigned to us, we would take care of this horse before others or helping anyone out and we would take these ones out for rides. On one really hot day we were going through a trail when we stopped for a moment at a giant knee deep puddle. My horse continued on and then dunked me in the water, she rested there for a minute and right after I got back on she did it again. She was hesitant to leave (fair since it was really hot), it was aggravating when we were cleaning them but we never experienced much problems with water and the horses.
@@highlandicey2135 there are far worse animals out there. Plus I like the bobbitworms. Shiny coloring and the way they hunt. It's an interesting animal. And reasonably pretty compared to other creatures in the deep sea. like for example the viper fish.
you made me remember a school group project and I wanted a unique animal to talk about. I searched up vaquita and didn’t read the little know information about it. Somehow even with almost no information about the animal that is about to not exist, we got an a. I did all the writing but my friends looked it up to and spelled it wrong, And they also drew the pictures because I’m bad at drawing. That is the hardest school assignment I’ve ever done. small dolphin thingy probably doesn’t exist now.
Fun fact: dolphins will go out of their way to shove their snouts into sharks gills and push them into any sturdy surface thus suffocating them. AND you think they're innocent??? Nonono. They have tryed raping humans. Most push this past cuz they only do it by pushing divers against walls or will jump on boats "giving them a hug"(what it looks like) and they are smart enough and know exactly what they're doing and touching.
Nature is wild (pun intended). People demonizing the hooman race while putting the animals on a pedestal. Yeah, no, most of them would kill you on sight. No excuse for animal cruelty and hunting down species to extinction, but this is not black and white like an angry donkey
They also purposefully bite pufferfish so they puff up and release their toxins which usually would give them time to escape but it just gets dolphins high so they pass them to each other like joints as well. Dolphins r evil and yet ppl still want dolphin tats
I'm surprised you didn't mention that geese have a tongue that makes the movie teeth look like a small paper cut. Also not surprised about the beaver. I was camping one year and caught a few fish for dinner. Woke up the next morning to my fish chain floating in the water with a beaver munching on a fish in the lake. Shit was unique.
The part about cats being afraid of snakes genuinely surprised me because one time my cat had an altercation with a snake (we don’t let her outside, but she slipped by) and didn’t run. Not only did she not run, she had this snake by the tail with her teeth and was YANKING it out of the ground, or at least trying to. It was running- well, slithering- from her. We broke the altercation apart, bundled my cat inside, and brought the snake somewhere else. Luckily my sweet, brave, but utterly insane baby was not injured, and as far as we could tell neither was the snake. The snake was also non-venomous so that was good, if she had gotten bitten it wouldn’t have been nearly as bad as it could have been.
@@CyanideOwl Why did you feel the need to comment this? Yes, I realize that she's my cat, and yes, I realize she's my pet. I call her my baby as a term of endearment, because I adore all of my pets. I see my pets as a part of my family, and I love them. I don't see the problem here.
@@jonathankitchen7141 Seeing them as a part of my family does not mean I treat them as I would a human child. I know they’re animals. Just because my relationship to my pets is different from your relationship to yours (assuming you have them) does not mean I’m doing anything wrong, or doing my pets a disservice.
One time i went to a park with a river near it and then i saw 2 geese next to some flowers 10 other geeses sitting on logs. I think i witnesed a gueese marriege
5:40 The beaver who killed the fisherman was rabid. However, the fisherman was drunk, didn't realize it was acting strangely and approached it despite warnings from his companion.
Fun fact. The Bobbit Worm is the inspiration for Thresher Maws in Mass Effect. Because just 10 foot long versions were not scary enough so BioWare decided to make them Godzilla sized to make it easier for them to make us Past Tense in the games.
I am fostering a cat and I watched her catch, play with, and then eat a miller moth that made the fatal error of entering my bedroom last week. It was very impressive, given that she is ten years old and was found as a stray with serious wounds and had to have her tail amputated due to frostbite. Though it may explain why she was built like a tank when they picked her up...
It’s kinda funny that geese, specifically Canadian geese, are like the only birds that are friendly towards me. I can just walk up to wild Canadian geese and chill with them and they’ll be totally relaxed. I’ve even had wild Canadian geese cuddle in my lap. They’d start hissing at anyone else that approached. I’m like the goose whisperer!
Here’s another tale from Canada. In regards to people being taken out by animals. One of my buddies and three of his friends were coming home from doing some logging up in British Columbia Canada. They saw a beaver crossing the road. The driver promptly pulled over to the side of the road and took out his bat because he was going to go mash the beavers head in so he could get a pelt. The idiot smacked the beaver in the head and the animal went down. He went closer to the animal to inspect it and it immediately turned on him and grabbed him by his leg through his jeans and snapped his tibia. My friend Ray jumped out of the truck and hit the beaver on the side with the bat and they spent the next couple minutes trying to remove the beaver from his leg. They managed to belt up his leg just below the knee. They got him in the bed of the truck and Ray drove for about 40 minutes to the local emergency clinic since the hospital was at least an hour and a half away. By the time they got him to the emergency clinic. They had to saw his leg off halfway to his hip. When they were driving away they could see the beaver get up and continue on its path unabated. This is the reason why I think some people shouldn’t be allowed to have children. The gene pool would be so much stronger
We spent the weekend at a local farm Airbnb and they had a "Zonkey", a hybrid of a donkey and a zebra. They hate canines so much that they'll stomp to death anything that looks anything like a dog so they make excellent guard animals for chickens. The zonkey stays on one side of the farm far away from the dogs, sheep, and goats, and then in the evening its let out into the area with all the chickens. It has killed wild dogs, foxes, racoons, and possums...essentially anything not a chicken. Its also the cutest thing I've ever seen. Savage.
Given what Zebras and Donkeys have to deal with (african wild dogs, who will rip their guts out and eat them away, and Wolves,) and how aggressive the former is to everyone, that makes a lot of sense.
“Jeffrey dhamers of the sea” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 “This tiger pony has rage issues” Pandas as “overstuffed oreos” Then the entire alphabet just took me tf out 🤣🤣🤣 But on a serious note, these facts are just fascinating, some sad, especially the ones where humans actively approach these animals to do them harm.
I had a cat that would seek out snakes with prejudice. She was feral and the only reason she halfway tolerated us was because she gave birth in our attic, and in combination with her nestimg instinct and the fact that we fed her...we could sometimes pet her without being acquainted with the use of modern medicine. The kittens were cute though, one was born with three paws so we adopted it.
Wolves are also pretty terrified of tigers I believe despite having the numbers advantage. That's actually one of the ways hunters in the Far East were persuaded to tolerate tigers: they naturally help to control wolf populations, since wolves make themselves scarce whenever one claims the territory.
Hippos : I'm basicly a land orca and I can destroy anyone with my raw strength and I can resist getting smited by Zeus himself. You? Humans: haha red button go world explode
My cat is obsessed with our snakes. She often sits by their enclosures and just communes with them. When they're out being handled, she loves to touch noses with them or just stick her faces on them and rub. My other can is completely indifferent to them.
His use of modern jargon and videogame terminology to describe the behavior of animals is just genius. I understand everything flawlessly
It's honestly what keeps me coming back
Hood Tierzoo
I hope you get to find Tierzoo one day
modern jargon? 😏 its ebonics. 🗣culture! this young king is mastering his wordsmithing. one of the z’er answers to the call likr king, too short, fredrick, bob and hendrix, chappel, redd, and our favorite uncle. ps blaques founded memorial day. 🌸
@@marroonrider3193 fasho
“Kardashian aka a black swallower” holy hell you are too much 😂😂
I gasped when I heard that, then proceeded to almost pop a blood vessel laughing so hard
@@oliviap.1370 sammme 🤣🤣🤣
😄
I had to physically get up outta my seat when I heard that. It hasn’t even been ten seconds😭
I was dead as fuck hearing that
The phrase ‘personally take you off the census’ has such power and I love it
He casually drops new euphemisms for death like no one’s business.
I like how he related Dolphins bankrupt morality to human history 😂😂
Cuz thats how you know a animal can have no morals as a species, but possibly be cool on a personal level
Dude drops more euphemisms for death than Agent 47.
Fun fact! One of my sister’s ex-husbands owned a horse who hated getting her hooves wet so much that she would jump over a puddle less than a foot wide. She seriously could have avoided one once by simply continuing forward, but she decided on that day she would leap. He didn’t expect it and nearly got thrown from the saddle because of how unexpected and violent the leap was. And no, she wasn’t intentionally trying to dismount him, she was the sweetest, most mild horse I have ever met. She just hated water that much.
thats a hydrophobic horse
I know a horse like this! She gets a fungus in her feet/fur easily
i know a horse who would try to fight his own reflection in the water
As a Canadian, I'm so happy you're out here trying to educate the world on the terrors of geese. Anyone who has made the mistake of being alive near those bastards know how ruthless they are. Everything is on sight with those demons.
I heard somewhere that Canadians tend to be nicer than most is because of a Ritual in which the evil thoughts are drained from Canadian minds and transferred into the geese
Even toddlers minding their own business eating their lunch. I think I was 2 or 3.
There are 2 larger birds I’m very wary of: geese and swans.
They even made a video game about it
Yes. I have this really sweet goose couple out at my pond in my back pasture but I’m terrified of them and I just avoid them but they’re pretty nice. But only that one couple from what I see. Those are the only two I’ve seen as often that I do- maybe geese in Kansas are nicer then Canada’s geese..?
"O is for Ocelot, which raised a certain pharmacist. P is for Platypus, who violated that same pharmacist." Killed me there
Oh fuck. Now I realised it was a Phineas and Ferb reference.
he said r is for trash panda, like the fuck
@@HuzaifaKhan-ew7wy raccoon
@@DraconasTenZHG Thanks, you got it quicker than me lol! Its because i dont get the ocelot reference. Im a bit older so i didnt watch all of the episodes.
@@DraconasTenZHG it is?? I've only ever watched Phineas and Ferb when I was in the waiting room at my doctor. Never wanted to watch it home alone. 😂
Bro I died when he called the first fish a kardasian
Ikr
Same, was looking for a comment like yours. Thanks
It was when he called the isopod a "Caucasian cockroach" that got me 😂
Nah nah what killed me was the fact he called it that because the name is a black gulper
I was already sold right on the beginning of the video
Honey badgers also hate death. After dying from a snake bite their immune system kicks in and brings it back to life so it can kill the snake that killed it.
There also was a case of one in a zoo next to a lion. He would dig under the enclosure just to attack the lion and would keep doing it no matter how far they buried the fence. He didn't stop till they moved the badger away
Oh my fuckinf god
Stoffel the Honey Badger lost to a lion,
That Ratel Cared
man had a whole self revive, dont worry about it
Snake: "You where killed!"
HB: "Sadly yes...."
HB coming back to life to fuck up the snake: *_"but i LIVED"_*
He really said “I’m alive but I’m dead”
"Humans are horrible! No other animal has the capacity for evil!"
Nature:
Dolphins: Allow to introduce ourselve
Nature: (takes a fat bong rip and snort a pound of coke) Watch this
We're just as dangerous, if not more. It's just that nature works in a way that the weakest are meant to die. Just cause our technology has advanced enough to keep most of us alive despite the circumstances it doesn't mean that stupidity can be saved, so according to Darwin, they will die as the weakest of it's kind
I mean, animals didnt bomb several countries and kill jewish people (well maybe)
Humans are one of the few animals that know its wrong and one of the few that enjoy it tho
"Tigers hold grudges and will wait years to get revenge"
Me: So ... The Jungle Book was right!
“CATS .... They already made it out the hood and still choose genocide” 😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️😭😭😂😂🤦🏾♀️
They live in peace, and yet every morning they get out of bed and choose violence
Ok so seals raping penquins is the most f'ed up thing I've learned in a minute.
Sure it's fucked up but it's a soul for a soul
yeaa, otters rape baby seals btw, now you learned this as well
mans needin 😳💦
Penguins actually are worse then seals. Penguins do a lot of gang r*pes and it don’t even matter if it’s mating season, females and any smaller male penguins ARENT SAFE. Also penguins that can’t have children, such as same sex penguins and infertile female penguins, or penguins that just didn’t have children will literally steal the baby penguin, or egg. If the baby penguin is left unattended so many female penguins or males even will crowd the baby and try to take it in as their own, the problem is that the baby usually ends up suffocating or getting crushed to death or falling off a rocky cliff and dying, or some other death because of the it trying to run away. Another thing is, penguins will also r*pe/gang r*pe baby penguins or adolescent penguins too, not just adults. So really nature is fucked up.
The prime reason they gang r*pe is usually for pleasure even if it isn’t mating season, if a female hasn’t already given birth or has a partner, you guessed it. If a male acts out to a superior male, you guessed it. If a female or male penguin refuses any sort of stance, you guessed it. Anybody steps out of line, you guessed it. Penguins will either get into fights, that usually end with death or until one submits, or they will just simply r*pe the other penguin, or kill their baby.
Happy feet was a whole different story.
@@JanCzu66 they fucking errbody out here!
"I'm a conservationist."
"Oh! A fellow animal lover!"
"I never said that."
My dad and his sister had a kitten that got bitten by a viper (vipera berus), and after a lot of care through severe illness recovered. Rather than enforcing that you shouldn't boop snakes it triggered him to go on a murderous rampage of 24 years.
He was blind and almost deaf when he Mr.Miyagi-lured a bigass viper that lived under my aunt's stairs, and oneshot it with a paw to the head.
My aunt and dad just watched (worried they would distract the cat and not the snake if they got closer), mouths agape at which animal's last moments they had just been witness to.
Dad measured it at 10 cm across (not around) and 1,5 ms long.
It's no wonder Dolphins get along so well with humans. We're exactly the same on a moral & intellectual level.
It’d be a whole other story if dolphins could talk, especially for the lady who worked with dolphins and had a sexual relationship with one of the dolphins. (She would f**k it)
Speak for yourself
@@FuryMcpurey Im not a nihilistic doomer, so I strongly disagree. The human race is not as garbage as all these edge lords think it is and im completely sick of this mentality.
They even will get high by passing a puffer fish back and forth. Pass the dutchie on the left hand side.
Also I greatly urge you to watch the episode of King of the Hill where Hank gets a little too intimate with a dolphin. It's just astoundingly funny.
8:40 I love how the honey badger looks like it has a buzzcut and is smoking a thick cigar, like a grizzled war veteran got reincarnated as a berserker weasel.
Marvel’s Wolverine has bigger honey badger energy than actual wolverine energy
That's....accurate. 😂 And a honeybadger is just an equatorial wolverine; one likes the heat, the other thrives in ice and snow. You're boned in either territory~
Berserker weasel 😂
I love the suprisingly accurate nicknames he be giving these animals
"This is a Kardashian, also known as a Black Swallower"
IM CRYINGF
I'm binge watching everything on this channel and it is glorious.
6:26 He died protecting his dog, I respect this man.
Yep
Just as he said. Dogs are willing to give their own lives to protect us. Which is why i think it's our duty to do the same.
He was a direct relative of Prince Philip too, Philip came from Greek royalty only to lose his throne as a baby when Greece became a republic.
“Cats are genetically programmed to mistrust snakes, so the fastest way to humble your cat is to pull out a cucumber 😌👌
...wait no not like that-“
Dont
_No just no_
do not the cat
STOP 😭✋
@@GarphieGorph I will the cat
Gorillas fear reptiles? I guess Godzilla would beat Kong.
Lol kingkong is on a whole different lvl
@@rarabryant kong has an axe godzilla is an atomic god at this point not to mentoin godzilla seems to be alot more active after he was nuked which suggests the nuke did alot more than rejuvenate him
@@user-ww2rq9dd4q true but kong is more athletic then godzilla and plus he slow
@@rarabryant the speed of sound is not slow
Legendary Godzilla is actually an amphibian
When I was younger I lived in Alabama. My dad had moved there after marrying my mom. He was originally from Pennsylvania. Apparently he was doing some yard work and managed to anger a couple bees because he ran inside then looked out the screen door a couple minutes later to find the same bee waiting there. He then asked my mom “what kind of bees do y’all have down here!”
I read this as "My dad had moved there after marrying his mom" LMAO
"It's bad when a llama racially profiles your dog and bicycle kicks it to another area code"
That shit had me cackling.
"His soul divorced his body and never came back"
Why am I laughing🤣
His soul went to get the milk
🤣🤣🤣 me too
This man is determined to not let the world forget about Casey Anthony and I respect the hell out of it
Same
First, neat name
Second, i didn't knew about the case, so i looked it up, and how the f u c k did she not get punished-
@@user-gn1td5ts9m who?
@@Blakesuga143 Just look it up dude-
Lol
Nature actually could clap us any time they want..
Our cheeks?
Ch33ks?
@Jose Rodriguez Escobar I knew it
@@antoniog56 huh
@@KittenchaosYT The fighting kind and the sexual kind. Dolphins and ducks have no chill
The first line killed me!! "Here we have a Kardashian aka a black swallower." 💀💀💀 That took me out cuz it's TRUE! Lmao!
I've seen a lot of "cats are scared of cucumbers" videos, but none of them ever explain why. I'm loving how informative these videos are!
Mr. Hood Nature is officially approved by a Supra.
Supra you have a great vibe
What makes it “hood”?
@@gtsnocturnal well he uses “hood slang” i guess?
Ight cool
@@gtsnocturnal what you mean with that question. Why he put hood in his name or what
Geese huh?
_peace was never an option_
Geese was never an option
@@Yopiwastaken yessir
@@Yopiwastaken yessir
@@Yopiwastaken yessir
@@Yopiwastaken yessir
Dude, I found you a few days ago and have binged watched since. I love the Kardashian but then again loved them all. Your dry humour is pretty much programmed to how 85% of Aussie conversation. Thanks for the entertainment it is Gold 👍
"R is for trash panda" the level of disrespect this man has for nature is amazing and i love it.
Rocket: Hay!
2:28 "you mess with spider-man you mess with new york!" Is a bee hives slogan on teamwork
Back in the day, the Hiram Walker whiskey storage area used to use Geese as security. They would feed the geese so they would stay around, and the geese would act as an alarm sounding off when intruders would come, warning security. This was before cameras and such.
They actually built a huge pond&nature area next to the building for them to live
This true?
just looked it up, it’s both true and adorable.
@@cassthegrimm8522 yeah this is true. My mom said she thinks it was sometime in the 80s when they got security cameras and stopped feeding the geese, but they still stuck around for over 20 years, until sometime in the early 2000s when they leveled the area and filled in the pond, to make a subdivision
Edit: she was born in 1957 and says they were feeding the geese there for as long as she could remember
Yes indeed and actually in Medieval times geese were used on a par with dogs as guard animals and were said to be much fiercer and more intimidating as well as naturally more territorial so they actually make great guard.. geese
They are said to more effectively scare off any intruders as they relentlessly chase down anyone that come too close and viciously attack them, and well, they can fly
Srsly just watch any videos on geese chasing people I can see why it's a thing
These videos are why I don’t go outside like I know Moose aren’t around my area and neither is a lot of water but I ain’t taking no chances
This young man is got to be one of the greatest wildlife narrators ever. Every post is awesome and hilarious af 🤙👏
"a symbol of equal rights and equal fades" is now my life motto holy shit
"They're born with a disability and make it the entire world's problem" Question: do they have a DNI in their blog bio?
Definitely
Horses fear of water is the bane of every rider's existence.
Tiny stream? They hit the brakes
Puddle? They hit the brakes
Wet roads? Guess what? They hit the brakes
Never forget how that saved Frodo and Samwise
I heard it freaks them out because they don't know how deep it is. They literally have to be trained to go in water willingly.
@@rodgerbroadway2195 Yeah, and who knows how many predators deep water hides. It's a very difficult instinct to train against. It takes a long time and a lot of trust between horse and rider.
I was at a summer camp where for a week 4 other chicks and I took care of 17 horses. We each had a primary horse assigned to us, we would take care of this horse before others or helping anyone out and we would take these ones out for rides. On one really hot day we were going through a trail when we stopped for a moment at a giant knee deep puddle. My horse continued on and then dunked me in the water, she rested there for a minute and right after I got back on she did it again. She was hesitant to leave (fair since it was really hot), it was aggravating when we were cleaning them but we never experienced much problems with water and the horses.
*0:31** “10 inches, oh shit 10 feet long”*
**W H E E Z E S**
The bobbitworm is actually my favorite animal. So I feel offended now
@@juuzousuzuya6962 weirdo
@@highlandicey2135 there are far worse animals out there. Plus I like the bobbitworms. Shiny coloring and the way they hunt.
It's an interesting animal. And reasonably pretty compared to other creatures in the deep sea. like for example the viper fish.
@@highlandicey2135 are you for real? Like are you genuinely calling someone a weirdo for liking a bobbit worm?
@@Azachor its a joke you crouch goblin spawn of the person who asked for my manager looking ass
"Unfortunately, penguin chicks are anything." kills me every time
you made me remember a school group project and I wanted a unique animal to talk about. I searched up vaquita and didn’t read the little know information about it. Somehow even with almost no information about the animal that is about to not exist, we got an a. I did all the writing but my friends looked it up to and spelled it wrong, And they also drew the pictures because I’m bad at drawing.
That is the hardest school assignment I’ve ever done.
small dolphin thingy probably doesn’t exist now.
Fun fact: dolphins will go out of their way to shove their snouts into sharks gills and push them into any sturdy surface thus suffocating them. AND you think they're innocent??? Nonono. They have tryed raping humans. Most push this past cuz they only do it by pushing divers against walls or will jump on boats "giving them a hug"(what it looks like) and they are smart enough and know exactly what they're doing and touching.
Nature is wild (pun intended). People demonizing the hooman race while putting the animals on a pedestal. Yeah, no, most of them would kill you on sight.
No excuse for animal cruelty and hunting down species to extinction, but this is not black and white like an angry donkey
@@sparking023 100%
They also purposefully bite pufferfish so they puff up and release their toxins which usually would give them time to escape but it just gets dolphins high so they pass them to each other like joints as well. Dolphins r evil and yet ppl still want dolphin tats
Now that I think about it, the idea of a mermaid with a dolphin tail is highly disturbing...
A dolphin's peepee thrust could snap an adult human's neck easily
I love how randomly he points out that animals are hella rapist! 😂😂😂
Honey badgers confidence is so irrational it becomes rational
I just spent 45 minutes watching these videos. Easily one of my favorite channels.
I'm surprised you didn't mention that geese have a tongue that makes the movie teeth look like a small paper cut.
Also not surprised about the beaver. I was camping one year and caught a few fish for dinner. Woke up the next morning to my fish chain floating in the water with a beaver munching on a fish in the lake. Shit was unique.
The part about cats being afraid of snakes genuinely surprised me because one time my cat had an altercation with a snake (we don’t let her outside, but she slipped by) and didn’t run. Not only did she not run, she had this snake by the tail with her teeth and was YANKING it out of the ground, or at least trying to. It was running- well, slithering- from her. We broke the altercation apart, bundled my cat inside, and brought the snake somewhere else. Luckily my sweet, brave, but utterly insane baby was not injured, and as far as we could tell neither was the snake. The snake was also non-venomous so that was good, if she had gotten bitten it wouldn’t have been nearly as bad as it could have been.
My cats kill snakes regularly. Since we live in a very rural area, cats are pest control.
it's not your baby. it's a cat. a pet.
@@CyanideOwl Why did you feel the need to comment this? Yes, I realize that she's my cat, and yes, I realize she's my pet. I call her my baby as a term of endearment, because I adore all of my pets. I see my pets as a part of my family, and I love them. I don't see the problem here.
@@howlinghellgar2214 but you can’t treat pets as if they are a child they are a animal
@@jonathankitchen7141 Seeing them as a part of my family does not mean I treat them as I would a human child. I know they’re animals. Just because my relationship to my pets is different from your relationship to yours (assuming you have them) does not mean I’m doing anything wrong, or doing my pets a disservice.
One time i went to a park with a river near it and then i saw 2 geese next to some flowers 10 other geeses sitting on logs. I think i witnesed a gueese marriege
Im kinda traumatized
Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if it wasn't a marriage and they were actually lining up to (censored) her.
Oof
And also they like bit eachother beak things
Nice dude, a rare sight!
Get this man a show. I have learned more from this videos bcuz they are entertaining n easy to watch.
This guy needs a animal planet show. He just makes nature exiting with words and creativity in delivery.
It would have to be an "After Hours Show"...but I would absolutely watch it.
I never get sick of this guy's videos, I must have watched them all at least 3 times each
kardasian aka black swallower" over here dead
@black lives matter All cops are bastardsme too but not like the black swallower
@black lives matter All cops are bastards ok
Honestly it was funny dude
@black lives matter All cops are bastards bLaCk liVeS mAtTeR!!1!!!1!1!1!111!
@black lives matter All cops are bastards saying that all cops are bastards is pretty cringey lmao
5:40 The beaver who killed the fisherman was rabid. However, the fisherman was drunk, didn't realize it was acting strangely and approached it despite warnings from his companion.
Even so..."Death By Beaver" isn't what you want to be known for.
@@rodgerbroadway2195 sounds like a minecraft death
“Black swallower” was the name I gave to my girlfriend who loved to absolutely go to town on …
chocolate ice cream.
Had us in the first half
If she's not your ex then I believe you're not a vanilla guy
@@BabyDragonMan not gonna lie
Fun fact. The Bobbit Worm is the inspiration for Thresher Maws in Mass Effect. Because just 10 foot long versions were not scary enough so BioWare decided to make them Godzilla sized to make it easier for them to make us Past Tense in the games.
I am fostering a cat and I watched her catch, play with, and then eat a miller moth that made the fatal error of entering my bedroom last week. It was very impressive, given that she is ten years old and was found as a stray with serious wounds and had to have her tail amputated due to frostbite.
Though it may explain why she was built like a tank when they picked her up...
"Homicidal tendencies with thumbs"
He really don't miss with these, huh?
Amni the only one who want this dude to do discovery voiceovers... The innuendos would have adults laughing and kids learning 😂😂😂
This man has so many creative ways to say “You will die” 😂
This dude has taught me more than school.
Having elephants as a 100 for rice purity score is debatable as they screw rhinos.
Rhinos screw everybody though. XD
WE ALSO screw rhinos, that's why they are nearly extinct.
“Deep sea deep throat”. Fuck bro that one got me 😂
NOT "jeffrey dahmers of the sea" LMAOOOO
Come to my apartment
@@jeffreydahmer5402 okay
@@jeffreydahmer5402 I DON'T THINK SO, MAN 💀
Bro you should come it was fun 😏
We need a list of all the ways this man refers to dying.
@@lopeitzu sign your obituary
My favorite..."Make you a headline"...LOL 😆 😂 🤣
Make you past tense
Turn you into past tense
@@lukedelameter7961 subtract you from the census
It’s kinda funny that geese, specifically Canadian geese, are like the only birds that are friendly towards me. I can just walk up to wild Canadian geese and chill with them and they’ll be totally relaxed. I’ve even had wild Canadian geese cuddle in my lap. They’d start hissing at anyone else that approached. I’m like the goose whisperer!
Here’s another tale from Canada. In regards to people being taken out by animals.
One of my buddies and three of his friends were coming home from doing some logging up in British Columbia Canada. They saw a beaver crossing the road. The driver promptly pulled over to the side of the road and took out his bat because he was going to go mash the beavers head in so he could get a pelt. The idiot smacked the beaver in the head and the animal went down. He went closer to the animal to inspect it and it immediately turned on him and grabbed him by his leg through his jeans and snapped his tibia. My friend Ray jumped out of the truck and hit the beaver on the side with the bat and they spent the next couple minutes trying to remove the beaver from his leg. They managed to belt up his leg just below the knee. They got him in the bed of the truck and Ray drove for about 40 minutes to the local emergency clinic since the hospital was at least an hour and a half away. By the time they got him to the emergency clinic. They had to saw his leg off halfway to his hip. When they were driving away they could see the beaver get up and continue on its path unabated.
This is the reason why I think some people shouldn’t be allowed to have children. The gene pool would be so much stronger
We spent the weekend at a local farm Airbnb and they had a "Zonkey", a hybrid of a donkey and a zebra. They hate canines so much that they'll stomp to death anything that looks anything like a dog so they make excellent guard animals for chickens. The zonkey stays on one side of the farm far away from the dogs, sheep, and goats, and then in the evening its let out into the area with all the chickens. It has killed wild dogs, foxes, racoons, and possums...essentially anything not a chicken. Its also the cutest thing I've ever seen. Savage.
Given what Zebras and Donkeys have to deal with (african wild dogs, who will rip their guts out and eat them away, and Wolves,) and how aggressive the former is to everyone, that makes a lot of sense.
All the ranchers around here (Central Texas) keep donkeys.
You can tell he low key love every animal
Besides ducks
@@ridgecat4408 *otters
@Ridgecar penguins
@@decidueyezealot8611 pandas
@@ridgecat4408 or hippos
I will never forget how my cat saved from a snake. Unfortunately he has passed away from age but he lives in my heart and will never be forgotten.
Mamadou, you magnificent bastard! Not even 10 seconds in, & that Kardashian joke nearly killed me! 😂🤣🙃
Bruh, rit off the bat, "here we have a Kardashian, a Black Swallower." 😎😎☠️🤣
This man is one of the funniest people on earth.
It just sounds hilarious to know even 20 ft below the water's surface, a moose can still give you a final jumpscare lol
And then get clapped by killer whales.
Nature is wild, yo
"Oreo horse" "Equality donkey" "Tiger pony"
The names you be givin' these animals man
The seal and the penguin 😭😭😭 he said not today satan.
“Just to Ray Rice you into the dirt for no reason” 🤣😭😭 I cackled like a gd hyena at that 🤣😂🤣☠️😭😭☠️😭😭
10:52 Australians: “Write that down! WRITE THAT DOWN!”
He taught me more animal facts in 11 minutes then my school did in 10 years
Honey badger: My hands are rated E for everyone.
"here was have a Kardashian.... a.k.a a Black swallower"
Instant subscribe
I've learned more from these videos than everything I learned in my entirety of high school
Hippies: "Nature is so beautiful"
This dude: "Hold my beer"
I’m surprised he hasn’t talked about the lingcod yet.
What is that
@@russingaming336 water demon.
@@russingaming336 chtulu
@@russingaming336 satan in water
link
"It's bad when a llama racially profiles your dog and kicks it to another area code"
R.I.P Doggo🤣🤣
I have no idea what i like more: the random horrifying information or the way this dude speaks and delivers the random horrifying information
7:25 FINALLY! He talks about the gaur, my favorite bull.
"A Kardashian a.k.a black swollower"....fresh into the video lol😂😂😂
0:03 savage asf man 😭☠️💯
"cats are genetically hardwired to not trust snakes so the fastest way to humble your cat is to pull out a cucumber... Not like tha-"
“Jeffrey dhamers of the sea” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“This tiger pony has rage issues”
Pandas as “overstuffed oreos”
Then the entire alphabet just took me tf out 🤣🤣🤣
But on a serious note, these facts are just fascinating, some sad, especially the ones where humans actively approach these animals to do them harm.
Fun fact: Jeffrey Dahmer is from Ohio
I had a cat that would seek out snakes with prejudice. She was feral and the only reason she halfway tolerated us was because she gave birth in our attic, and in combination with her nestimg instinct and the fact that we fed her...we could sometimes pet her without being acquainted with the use of modern medicine.
The kittens were cute though, one was born with three paws so we adopted it.
Already killed me with the Kardashian joke
God damn it
Wolves are also pretty terrified of tigers I believe despite having the numbers advantage. That's actually one of the ways hunters in the Far East were persuaded to tolerate tigers: they naturally help to control wolf populations, since wolves make themselves scarce whenever one claims the territory.
Hippos : I'm basicly a land orca and I can destroy anyone with my raw strength and I can resist getting smited by Zeus himself. You? Humans: haha red button go world explode
My cat is obsessed with our snakes. She often sits by their enclosures and just communes with them. When they're out being handled, she loves to touch noses with them or just stick her faces on them and rub. My other can is completely indifferent to them.
Maybe if she got a welfare check she’ll be a better parent (great line)😂😂😂
"E is for everyone's favourite animal and if it isn't you're wrong" is the truest statement ever made
Animals are just so DISREPECT AF
I SEE U EVERYWHERE WTF