Hammer Smashed Face (2022 Re-Recording) Ft. Chris Barnes
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- Опубликовано: 30 янв 2022
- Hammer Smashed Face 2022 Re recording by (fake) Chris Barnes
Song used: Hammer Smashed Face- Cannibal Corpse
Note: please don’t sue me lol this is a parody. It’s only a joke. Don’t hammer smash my face please 
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At first this is a joke but then the reality hits in that this isn't a joke. But then I realized Barnes wouldn't even sing on time like this
You’re absolutely right. It’s an honest shame how a once beloved vocalist became a now despised one.
@@aedanstorm he didn’t really even sing on time in Cannibal Corpse either lol
@@danielwieten8617 he was on time with every single song, other than the Tomb of the Mutilated. I don't know why that album is so popular, he sounds great on the other 3 Cannibal Corpse albums. The Vocals on Tomb of the Mutilated seem to come in too early and too late, also the guttural growling was almost like whisper sounds. He sounded very good on the Bleeding and Butchered At Birth, but Tomb of the Mutilated just sounds the least memorable of the Barnes era Cannibal Corpse albums to me, but it's everyone's favorite. He sounded great on Six Feet Under - the Haunted as well
yeah i don't really get it. CC was never my favorite DM band, but being there at the time sht was sick. if i go listen to the original recording today it still sounds great to me. understand Dm bands back them had no budget and at the time the genre was literally being created.
Whatever Barnes would or wouldn't be doing is singing . Technically it would be Vocals but it certainly would never meet the criteria of actual singing
This is fake AF, Chris can't sound this good.
Lmao 🤣
Early 90 maybe lol
*This is why I pay my internet bill.*
labs bsag asa ra gyd tka makita ba hahaha
@@necrokial448 Hahahaha kaabot ka man lagi diri labs?
"No-one can stop meeeeeeeeee" I laughed so damn hard at this, thank you
OMG so did I.
I want to give you a compliment that Chris Barnes hasn't heard in a while: "You nailed it man!"
Thank you so much
Well at least we know you could front Six Feet Under if Barnes ever left!
That’s an honor!!!
"Metronome" Barnes. His timing is perfect!
“Every Death Metal vocalist sucks except me”- Chris Barnes 2022
Reminds me of that one squidward quote
Not something Chris actually said.
@@Eastonv1000 Loudwire thinks otherwise 😂 but yeah Chris never said that. It was a fake Facebook account
@@Eastonv1000 go check out his official facebook account since he's been blocking almost everyone on twitter.
Fake.
Corpsegrinder: You gotta sing from your diaphragm man.
Chris: (Shitty SFU vocals) Grrr, shut the fuck up George, I'm still the best Death Metal vocalist.
Chris Barnes must be seriously FURIOUS.
God I HOPE SO
He must be angrEEEEEEEEEEEE
its so sad how accurate this is
"Don’t hammer smash my face please" Hahahahaha
These vocals sound more like Chris Barnes than Chris Barnes…
Oh trust me, there are more videos to come
@@aedanstorm Looking forward to more quality content like this.
Stripped, Raped, and Strangled has the best Barnes meme. EEEEELLLL DEEEEE! EEEEEEELLLLLL DEEEEEE! EEEEEEEELLLLLL DEEEEEEE!
I’m doing that one next Friday!
WHY IS YOUR CHRIS BARNES IMPRESSION SO ON POINT WTF? You sound just like him.
It's hard to tell if this is a parody Or actual recording LOL EEEEEEEE
It’s a parodEEEEEEE
I am legit dying right now listening to this! Ha ha! Your impersonation of modern day Chris Barnes is absolutely spot on. He sounds like he’s doing an Al Pacino impersonation on the entire new album. So bad.
😂😂
Sir you have no idea how hard this made me laugh 🤣😂🤣
I’m glad you enjoyed this 🤘🏻🔥 I have many more videos on this channel and many more to come! Stick around my friend
Hammer smashed EEEEEEEE
01:47 onwards was so fucking unexpected, my sides still hurt.
Hahahaha oh my god
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Just how you start the line so late at 0:34, almost a whole beat behind is just so hilarious lol. Totally accurate. Haha awesome job man made me laugh, hope Chris doesn’t see this though. I think it’d hurt his feelings lol
Thank you much hahaha
I hope Chris DOES see it. I hope he reeeeeads all the comments so he can get a reality check of how shit of a person he’s been acting like
@@aedanstorm lol! i do kinda feel sorry for him though; yes his vocals are subject to parody but he tries his best and sometimes seeeeeeeems generally forlorn that people hate sfu. awesome job once again!!
I cant stop watching this 🤣 it is perfect. Those EEEEEEEs have me dying
😂😂 thank you 🙏🏻
Maybe do a reaction video? 😅
@@aedanstorm that is a good idea! I cant, but people who are watching for the first time should 😄
@@questionblock8949 I think they should too 😎 I’m glad you are enjoying my videos. I’ll make more this week
Hard to believe this is the same person singing in both
Why do I think of the cookie monster without his cookies lmao
I was laughing uncontrollably. 90s Barnes: legend. 2000s Barnes and beyond: what boomers think screamo sounds like
this is pure genius 😂😂
Chris Barnes blocked me on Twitter for listening to this song.
hahahahaha that's actually how Chris sounds nowadays, though.
Exactly 😂
This guy gets it
Including the bad timing, lol🤣
Badly needed remake, this is a major upgrade 😆👏🏻
You know that Chris Barnes...He is like a fine wine. Meeeeeeeee so inspired!
💀💀💀
Dude awesome impression, a lot of times I imagine what it would be like if he was still in Cannibal Corpse, imagine no more lol
You sir, have set the internet afire. 🔥🔥🤘
What have I done 😭 I hope loudwire sees this
SOMETHING INSIDE MEeEeE
I cant quit laughing I'm crying right now hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Laughed so hard I almost pEEEEEEE'ed 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I already PEEEEEEEEEEEE’D
@@aedanstorm seriously, though, fantastic parody. It's so good.
This comment almost made me peeeeeeee xD
HAMMER, SMASHED, FEEEEEE
I know it's been said but you seriously nailed every little nuance and aspect. I tip my hat.
rip chris barnes 1996
Am I the only one that detects a hint of Trogdor in this 👌😂
Chris "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Barnes
That is the best he has ever sounded I bet after this he went and bought his new car.
Only at Park Auto Mall
3:31 no more pizza AAAAHHHHHH
Phenomenal work.
Best. Parody. Ever.
Thank you sir 🤘🏻🔥
This is the greatest thing I have seen in a long time. Great job, hahahahahaha
Thank you 🙏🏻
How do you do this without passing out from laughing?
Bro this video made me smile so big. The entire time. Thank you
You Only Live Once Chris Barnes version would be hilarious since it would just be EEEEEEEE for the majority of the song
Lol
Bro, those highs are brutal
Requires a lot of prune juice to hit those high notes
you got me on the first one xD
Not even Chris performs an "EEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" like this guy. Sounds like a thousand years old starving zombie...Althouhg I never saw or even heard any LOL!
😂
It’s pretty impressive that you managed to sound exactly as he does. How the hell did his voice get this bad?
Being away from CC
Tons of Weed, no vocal training since Tomb of the mutilated, no proper vocal techniques.
@@felipegiraldo8100 so basically he’s the poster manchild of what to expect your voice to be like in the future if you don’t learn how to sing properly?
@@thisisnotmyrealname6990 I dont know man, i guess, one thing i know is that hes is so f cked up because of so much smoking mostly.
@@thisisnotmyrealname6990 The poster child for shitty technique is Burton C Bell more than anyone. Chris Barnes is just too much weed and not taking care of his voice due to laziness & ego. Age is also a factor but most other death vocalists from his time (and before) still sound great (Benton, Vincent, Reifert, Mullen, Tardy, etc.)
The fact that i was really unsure if this is a joke or not
This is what Cannibal Corpse would sound like today, if Barnes was still in the band 😬
The impression is too good. Needs more EEEEEEEs tho
I have tears in my eyes 😂
I just can’t with this lol. I’m dead EEEEEEEEE!
it pains me to think that the old oily pipe sound from tomb of the mutilated is no longer a thing that exists :,( we do have other vocals that have the gross good sound but man it's sad to see history disappear so soon.
It exists on vinyl / CD / digital / analogue FOREVER.
NAILED IT
This is too good...which means it's bad...but that's a good thing.
Anyways, I laughed my ass off
I love this song, and this is hilarious, glad I found it. The pauses and the gibberish are extraordinary, took me back to when I didn't know the lyrics so I had NO CLUE what was being said, thank you sir.
Anything for my fans ❤️
Frickin enjoyed this a lot 🤣 EEEs are perfect. To be honest certain parts of the vocals are pretty dang good and the rest comical
Nice job with this
Can you do a Chris Barnes version of Comfortably Numb? 🙏😂
Omg that is a perfect impersonation of chris 🤣
This is comedy gold!
Masterful. Truly an inspiring work of Art. Chris Barnes cannot be outdone.
Cute, in his defense he has been putting his vocal cords through pure hell for the last 20 something years
Had to take to the comments to be convinced this really isn't Chris himself 😆😆😆
The "EEEEEEEEE" killed it.
Chris Barnes sounds like mr plinkett now
I am late to the party here but WOW! This a national treasure. Chris, keep grinding that axe brother!!!
Idoloo 🇦🇷💪💪🎸🤘🍻
Hilarating, my belly aches so much XDXD.
NO ONE CAN STOP miiiii
Wwwhheeeeeeeeeeeiiiieeeeeeeee. Nice!
wasn't expecting this. frickin hilarious.
Damn. Spot on
The Punk Rock MBA guy would love to hear this
Cristo, sto morendo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Needs more EEEEE
My next video coming soon will have plenty of that for you ;)
hammer smashed facEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
LMFAO
Spot on
Eeee! 🤟😃🤟
I really like Chris Barnes but this is fucking hilarious!
Six feet Under will live forever
Mr EEEEE is back
Lmfao 😂😆
*EEEEEEEEEE*
*GARBAGE DISPOSAL NOISE*
-CHRIS BARNES
FUCKING BADASS \m/ GREAT WORK Chris EEEEEE!!!!
I'm in love
Bro my sides fucking hurt EEEEEEEE
Something inside meeEe..eeeee..
Has me so dead bro
I was sick recording this 😂
Amazing! I fell down in laughter and had to go back for another dose. Classic representation of reality right there. Sad, but true.
The opening "meeee" truly had me giggling
P U L V E R I S E
I actually literally just laughed out loud IRL.
Second vocals by Glen benton and abbath
This video is why I was able to stop cutting myself.
Lol
I’m glad I could help a little 🖤❤️🩹
Posted on TECH Death TIME
THANK YOU SO MUCH
1:49 eeeeeee good god... 😂
LMFAO!!!! Good old Chrissyyyy Pooooo!!