Patrice O'Neal on O&A
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- Опубликовано: 16 мар 2013
- 18:00 Patrice schools everyone on race
58:00 Mel Gibson tapes
1:20:00 Mel Gibson remixes/Double rainbow guy
1:50:00 Double rainbow guy phoner
2:03:00 More Mel Gibson stuff/Mel's movies/Jesus
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My second time going through all these. RUclips has it's uses. PAtrice will never die.
Patrice lives through
Download all this shit. The fact O&A hasn't been scrubbed from RUclips yet is a miracle.
@@theoriginaltommysteward true, went 8 days with no internet if i had those saved somewhere i wouldnt even care
only second time? you must be new here
Those are rookie numbers. You needa pump those up
This episode was Patrice at his best! THE perfect guest to play the Mel Gibson tapes with. He didn't let you forget that women can be just as conniving and scheming as they can be dependable and loving.
Uhh,
Its scarier than a sociopathic male coworker.
Its easier With the coworker because you are both playing chess and there is some sort of unspoken vague rule
With a woman in your life you dont even know you are playing a game
"In 2010, Gibson offered a settlement worth $15M, but it was refused by Grigorieva.
In 2011, Grigorieva settled and was awarded $750,000, joint legal custody, and a house to live in until their daughter Lucia turns 18, at which point the house will be sold and the proceeds turned into a trust fund for Lucia.
In 2014 a judge ruled that Oksana had violated a confidentiality clause due to a conversation she had on the Howard Stern Radio Show where Gibson was mentioned; she lost half of her $750,000 award."
From 15 million to 375 thousand; well done Mel!!
Now that is Karma
Based Mel
That’s a blessing from doing the Jesus movie! She got Christ-ed!!! 😂😂😂
Omg so satisfying to read that thanks man
Poetic justice.
ABSOLUTELY ONE OF MY FAVORITE EPISODES ALONG WITH ATTACK OF THE CONSPIRACY NEGRO, FALSELY ACCUSED AND BITCH MANAGEMENT 101 AND OF COURSE ITS NOT LIMITED TO THESE 4. GOT BIG LOVE FOR PATRICE
Preach, checking in 5 years later
Diamonds only used by scientists. In Africa o there's something to eat.
Oh you like how Opie interrupted.. cuz that's the main point lol
Stupid sexy Bobby and he's fleeing the interview are in my top 5 fav episodes 😂
Roots 2: Electric Jigaboo, Don't Let Niggas Steal Your 4x Puma Suit, and Breaking Bobo's Heart are all time greats.
Patrice taught me all the things my father never did. Thank you Patrice. You're the father we never had
He's the reason I have threesomes. I have a picture of him hanging on my wall lmao
I MISs him too much
Opie should get an award for breaking up some of the most insightful, valuable, talks on earth
Helping make them happen, but also fck em up. Look at Opie like a family member that you love, but never want to see again.
@@T..C..M so true, he does help lol
He’s amazing at it! And people say he had no qualities
Hold on! Hold on! Hold on!...ugh he's terrible
@@nyjets58 nice diss! Haha
I would love to hear Patrice on the the Amber Heard Johnny Depp recordings.
Easy, she's a dumb bitch
Well also Johnny Depp has no game.
He would blame Johnny, he'd say that any man with that high of a body count should've never fallen for that setup. I guarantee Johnny felt that she was "too good to be true" in the beginning which is the first warning. About Amber, if anything he'd say the lying btch had damn good game to take down a poon champion like depp (or get close to it).
"He didn't control his bitch"
This comment aged like a fine wine within the last few weeks with the defamation trial.
GOD DAAAMN I miss Patrice. Holding the baby by 2 fingers. Under rated genius
I shat myself when he talked about them pushing it with their feet in disgust lol
What is this "thing" we did?! I love you Meeelvin.
jason cullity has y out
V mc NBC h huh i PU Kit u it b
Very satisfying podcast 🔥 rest in power O’Neal
Patrice should be remembered as a great philosopher of our time, above anything else.
They were talking about black guys with opinions in one of the earlier eps and man if he knew what we thought of him
@@LiteralApe he knew , Patrice was just a good guy . He’s lucky I don’t know him at the time cuz I would have fed him some info to unload on you cave men
I’m making my way through all the episodes this year first time round and this has to be one of the best episodes yet holy. I’m halfway through. This is all gold
All the Patrice episodes are gold. Lady di interning is great. The episode with Bob Kelly rich vos and Neil degrasse Tyson as a guest is hilarious. Tequila and donuts day. The dumb off is hilarious. There are so many… enjoy the journey.
That baby slowly spinning had me rolling on the floor laughing. Patrice was a comedy god.
TheSlammurai he painted such a great visual with that joke lol
Terminator 2.. that's what around did to the baby boy in Mexico.
Nigga said I'll be crying if it was two pots of gold. One n only.
pushing the baby around with their feet lol
Miss him. Praise the person who put these up! Been listening for years now. Watched comments go from 3 years to 5 and now 7 years old. Time flys.
2020 sucks ass but this is great for quarantine. ❤️
"The lowest level is being accused of it an than there is realy r#ping somebody, but there is these middle r#pes" lmao been listening 4 years now going 5, i bet patrice would roast 2020 to the stratosphere, specially this election lol
I’m 2 years in the making 2nd time around including black Philip 3xs … Golden
This is why the O&A show with Patrice. Was the best show on the radio
We lost so much, Patrice could be such an important unifier right now. You won't be forgotten as a Great American any time soon... RIP
He would tear BLM a new ass in a good way.
Kevin Hart is scared too
Everyone is scared to
Except maybe Dave
16:34 I keep coming back to listen to this whole flow through the hour, over and over again.
13:52 Listen carefully as Opie was the only one taken out of the show, and the men in the room continue their conversation as if they didn't hear him.
It’s amazing O&A allowed Patrice to come on their show and be him and they engage with him and allow his genius to show. The way things are now the world could use a space where having honest conversation is a regular thing.
Hands down one of the best o and a shows ever.
Shit has been perfect thus far and I’m 2 hours in
"Everyone in America deserves the right to be blown before the jacuzzi." - 2020 Presidential Candidate
Austin Baker Thumbs up because you’re still listening in 2019
@1 2 good one bro. The crickets loved your comment
@@blkplaguelmc 😂😂😂😂😂😂 LMFAO right?
Man i never comment on patrice being amazing cuz everyone else already does. Same way with opie hate. But damn patrice made a lot of sense
Patrice was absolutely somebody worth listening to.
2:22:00 "don't nails me feet" - Patrice!
That "Wow..." from rainbow guy at 2:00:05 gets me every time. Then Patrice struggling to keep his laughter in soon after lol.
I think this is the only time "Uncle Paul" makes an appearance with Patrice.
That wasn't funny. You off balance.
That shit makes me laugh every time. The uncle Paul bit in this episode is genius
Goddam Patrice at 12:20!!! The visual of them "holding the baby with two fingers" and "it's turning like a wind chime" fuckin kills me...!
This is probably my 15 - 20 or so re-visit of this episode over the years, the Popeye/Jesus bit really cracks me up. What escalates it for me is Patrice yelling I"m not going there, but cannot help himself because of Ant's dead-on impression.
Found some a Patrice appearance and some phoners not on this playlist. Type in the search bar: #41 Teabagging & The Magic Dragon, #9 Yoko Ono of Comedy, #53 Afro Americans and #54 Morally Repugnant. Was so happy I found some more Patreeky stuff.
@@JaeWarneR Thanks, I will check those out!
@@MrPrincepop oh damn it's you. Been seeing your name in these comments for close to a decade since I started listening to these.
@@BZABuddy What's up! Yeah, I cannot stay away from the classics. Every time I hear about a comedian being attacked by the Twitter woke mob like Dave Chappelle, I imagine how Patrice would respond to these people. How he would defend the right for 'the attempt to be funny'. His point of view the woke movies and shows we get for the sake of diversity and inclusion, with the attack on the patriarchy in front of and behind the cameras. You just know Patrice wouldn't back down from none of them.
@@MrPrincepop damn right. There's always something that has me think "what would Patrice say?". Hell, like on the Oscar slap. Probably would have defended Chris, talked shit about the audience about how they all celebrated the guy when he won, then say "that's what Chris gets for not casting me in 'Everyone Hates Chris'" as the joke.
Wish that dude took better care of himself. Von said he tried but I forgot which episode where he talks about his favorite meal he orders at Wendys and I'm like "fuck dude, that's not helping."
A great thing on that Popeye/Jesus segment is that Patrice does a spit take right after Ant mentions Popeye haha. Take it easy Frank Jaeger
I can’t believe that Patrice started talking about his beliefs regarding the afterlife and Opie just cut him off and continued the Mel remix bullshit.
Definitely no better than the time Patrice talked about how he just wants to get his voice out into the ethos and how it's a form of "living forever" and Opie follows with "Ah man, are you going to cry right now? *Obnoxious laugh*" which Patrice then goes "I've never said it before, will probably never say it again; I just wanted to get that out there." Opie only knew how to steer the ship and that's it
Nopie is the best
I always felt that Opie had a secret resentment for Patrice. Too many instances where Opie would make condescending remarks towards him
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@@dennisgrier2687Hmm, I’m not sure that’s what’s going on. I genuinely think he admired him.
Fat Joe is leading the NAACP 😂 😂 😂 OMG, I miss Patrice
😅😅😅
Am Patrice’s biggest Chinese fan ;) RIP
What's your favorite episode?
Yes he would've loved you, too xD
@@mdhsyracuse aww thanks man!
@@christopherhernandez3909 all of them
I read that women in China are entitled cause they are so few of them with the ratio to men. Patrice is the antidote for this. Please spread the wisdom of Patrice to your Chinese brothers
I really wish I was as smart as these guys. Patrice in particular.
Patrice was so enlightened and wise
No, he wasn't. He was a very intelligent man, who was seeking the truth. I really hate how he fell for identity politics, he would always speak about ethnic groups as if they were this monolith - as if all blacks, whites and others think alike, that's sad. I wish Patrice had met Thomas Sowell - now that is an enlightened man, also, he's 90 years old and going strong! Read some Sowell shit.
ok, I just heard, for the first time, Patrice's opinion on Al Sharpton. I take it back, he knew more than I realised, but still clings to identity politics and justified violence against the perceived enemy of his group.
+Jedski You can’t criticize Patrice if you get your “knowledge” from Thomas Sowell. Dude is a talking point for racist white people.
@@nate8604 no, he’s a brilliant economist
You just fell into the same stuff he accused Patrice off
A black man isn’t black enough because he doesn’t think a certain way
Way to dispel the notion that blacks are thought of as a monolith
Like, hello
@@Biend he is indeed a very intelligent man, and his only blind spot is his own people, hardly a rare sin.
Still, he engages in mental gymnastics frequently on the race subject.
Honestly it’s unbecoming of a man so smart
@@countof3everybodyOD That sounds like the opinion of a hit dog. “Way to dispel the notion that blacks are thought of as a monolith” you already had that stereotype engrained in your soul about black people, you just needed to get triggered to come out the closet. I noticed in your other reply, you didn’t call the user above me for judging Patrice in a way you supposedly claimed I judged him, you agreed with his opinion, but tried to call me out for mine.....you’re a hypocrite for your own kind as well. Correct your blind spot for racist white people before coming at me.
Patrice: when god created emotions... he’s as close to godly mad 🤣🤣🤣
That Jesus/Popeye bit is probably the best I've ever heard on O & A - holy shit was that BRILLIANT!!!!
"Crips DO NOT chop up bloods' babies!!" 🤣
'I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a last supper today' is fucking GENIUS
45:13 - 1:20:13 - 1:22:53 Hearing Patrice laugh at Chip is great to hear
"He don't know he raping me" - Outfuckingstanding!
Listening to Patrice talk about death really makes me depressed, what a funny guy.
Is that picture from Jurassic Park?
Yeah, it's when he was squealing/laughing at the shaving cream thing.
cheshirelain i remember the scene. You are the man lol
Its the year 2020 I discovered Patrice O'Neal and just heard an interview with the double rainbow guy
Were you in a coma for 10 years?
@@Mohamed518 I was in Greece
"Theyre nailskin me to the crossk" xD
he is so politely schooling the listener it's brilliant ! they laugh uncomfortably to the truth. I love this dude!!!! RIP Big Homie
Patrice isn’t some great truth teller, he is a great truth seeker.
He is always always honest that’s why he’s revered
@@countof3everybodyOD I don't see much difference between being honest and telling the truth. Americans are scared and phony. He wasn't. He also had a lot of wisdom b/c of it.
Patrice was really talking about some deep shit in the first hour. RIP, a lot of people call him a great comedian but he was definitely more than that.
“Oh look it’s something over there” LMAOOO
Every time Chip makes an appearance it cracks up Patrice, makes me wonder how great of a guest he would have been in the Chip Chipperson podacast
2:00:13 you can hear in patrice laugh "awful awful" lmao for sure he would be great on chipperson
Makes me sad to even think about.
Oh dude, imagine Patrice AND Bobby against Chip lol, it woulda been gold!
Patrice O’Neal. 2020 needs you man, where are you 😭😭😭😭😭
I never thought I would laugh harder than Jewish Rocky "I'm a JEW Rock!!"
But Popeye Jesus 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
2:00:13 - 2:00:26 Patrice laughing softly during the bit XD
Professor Patrice !!!
19:00 leads into a great race discussion
Great Popeyes segment and Opie coming in with online feedback. They shouldn’t have called him a host. He should have been “social media manager”
For real that’s what he was the interactive part of the show was his job
When Patrice says "I just got a weird headache." Fuuuck
Gives you a feelin doesn't it?
Bogroll T lol
Cuss Word Guy honestly..... Yes DdBb
I think he went into a diabetic coma not a brain aneurysm
Ant’s Popeye line at 2:21:30 might be my favorite of his
"I stick my middle finger up at eclipses." Fucking Patrice!!! RIP
I've heard Jesus/Popeye 100 times. It never gets old.
That Popeye bit was great!
"Oh my god, she's got rights...."
HOLY FUCK!!! @ 1:50:00 I thought I was going to pass out from lack of air! God damn, that uncle Paul bit is so amazing!
"Why would I let me get on top of me?"
"..To paint all those fuckin' Aztec dishwashers." LMAO 2:19:33
Listening to the conversation we have now, and hearing patrice o'neal explain things when he was alive, this man was way ahead of his time. RIP BROTHA. THE REAL GODFATHER OF RED PILL.
54:50 ant and Patrice in the middle of a GREAT racial discussion, Patrice stops and asks "what's up ope?" And this fucking hack says "nothing, just wrap it up a little that's all." That's his fucking contribution to this intriguing, substantive discussion. You can tell he's just staring at Patrice like 'shut up and let me get to this hack bit/ useless caller'
suckit Yea he fucking shut down the whole amazing bit
Never liked that Opie cunt glad he got fired and thatnoone wants to hire himunfunniest fucki ever heard on radio
Damn! I wish there was a Patrice O'Neal University that specialized in Humanity degrees.
Check out the Black Phillip show. I think only about a dozen or so episodes, but it is pure Patrice.
@@chrislitch hello Kris with a “CH” you are correct 12 episodes. You should be sure of that tho so i urge you to go relisten 👊🏻💯 good luck in the field soldier!
We will see Good Ole Patrice again, my friends.
Patrice is right during the race topic. He even went global with it, whenever someone tried to unite all people, that said someone, was assassinated. That went across just about all race barriers, if you go against the status quo, your life could be on the line, and for the sake of arguing his current topic, black leaders during the civil rights era, and before, died some brutal deaths. Some of them, at least attempted, by their own kind, and that also stretched over color barriers.
Someone should have pulled Patrice into a university. He connects the Lynch paper with Foucaultian ideas and I have a feeling he hasn't read it. This guy was the shit.
You hit it on the head!
A reason why I wish he were still around to stand against the political discourse of today
Every guy should really pay attention between 1:08:08 and 1:10:08. I definitely needed to hear that lol.
breakingdan So true.
I hope Patrice found his comfortable chair in heaven.
He said Mel Gibson put Koala $#!+ in his hair!!!😂😂😂
I cringed at "Brother Man"
I cringe at your head
If your stupid enough to think I would put a real photo of myself this bad, then I cringe at your logic
TrundlesScrotum opie is a real nigga from time to time. There's an episode where Mr. P wins a bet and tries to punk him opie gets his black attitude and stands up to him "I'll give you your fucien money!"
Same here, but I laughed at Patrice's "I dig your funky vibe"- reply!
@@fliparachi3647 a real nigga? What's that..
2:21:44 prob one of my fav bits, anthony was brilliant
😂😂
I would say Patrice is that cool uncle with rizzdom but at this point, Patrice is like my second dad 😢😂
Frfr, he kept it righteous and the wisdom(rizzdom) he would drop applied to any racial background
Patrice O’Neil as done so much for me personally and this country
There it is once again - the go-to argument of the Opie defender: ‘Opie keeps the show flowing’. However no evidence for this is ever provided. On the other hand, in every episode you can hear numerous instances of Opie interrupting with some inane comment, or trying to introduce some new topic because it’s on his little ‘to do’ list, only to have Jim or Ant pull it back to the old topic because of a genuine comedic awareness that tells them there is more comedy to be had there.
Its almost like they think a lot of producing a show happens behind the scenes or goes unseen... oh wait.
But still, at least if you look at ants new show or Jim and sam, its just as good without opie... oh wait.
@@josephiles5793 okay, Opie!
@@josephiles5793 you joined YT days after Ant got fired...😒 🤔 Definitely Opie.
Noone has ever said that tho..... 🤦🏽 What are you smoking? They still make crack these days?
@@josephiles5793 look here, Opie's alternate RUclips account... 13:54 the "flow" doesn't mean break up the dialogue because you looked at some fuckass photo of a broad on the computer.. and having the entire room ignore you because you don't have shit to say.... 😂
One of the most rational and intelligent comic to ever brace the mic.
18:00 Patrice schools everyone on race
58:00 Mel Gibson tapes
1:20:00 Mel Gibson remixes/Double rainbow guy
1:50:00 Double rainbow guy phoner
2:03:00 More Mel Gibson stuff/Mel's movies/Jesus
I deserve to be blown first!!!!... Before the fucking jacuzzi!!!!
LMAO LMAO
Notice how Patrice kept quiet during Ant mocking the Lord...P was a great, great man...he knew what was the truth before he passed...he’s constantly ball busting the angels now
Still listening and loving it!!!
Leaving myself a bookmark 58:00
The mel Gibson time capsule award
2022 and we still saying Praise be to Patrice :)
Long live Patrice. Listening in 2020
27:28. Yo I am in tears listening to this part. My nigga Patrice is not lying on this one. Damn that's funny.
1:42:30 I've seen a lot of things; I can't see all things - Patrice
Ant: that's true that's true (what a guy)
Opie: we do a lot of things on our show🤡
This is a really good one !!!
Could listen to race relations by Patrice all day
1:26:00 mel gibson over talking heads song is so perfect!
It daws on me more and more how all these race talks were really Patrice trying to convert his friend Anthony. I mean Patrice said harsh shit but it was CLEARLY a joke with him.
Idk how many laps I have in the z archive but this really is the study of funny over things you can’t openly talk about in the 2020s!
opie's voice makes me depressed
Something Orother like drinking a gallon of soy
Shut the fuck up. No one cares
J M....try again tough guy...
All Opie wants to do is play clips and press sound board noises. I hate him.
@@thinkman2467 and take callers at the wrong time
2:21:48 Popeye Jesus.
The popeye jokes killed me, im Popeye the lord and savesk yer!!
That Popeye bit Was too funny!!!
Patrice was so DAMN ahead of his time!
"Is that a good trade off, loosing some of your friends to know theres a god?" A Greg and Patrice later....
The crumb cake bit got me rolling
2:17:34 the track is called 'Possession' not Obsession. But Patrice is 100% correct in his analysis and application of that song to this case with Mel.
The Terry shaivo call literally made me laugh so hard I crashed my bike omg
It really hurt but it was so worth it
@@firstpogo liar
It was stupid
God Damn it Patrice was a genius, the point about OJ is fucking brilliant.
Patrice is usually on point when explaining things but he was kinda paraphrasing Willie Lynch's Making of a Slave to Ant, Op and Jimmy. The system of slave making was improved upon by Lynch from methods used by the Roman Empire. What Patrice wanted to explain was that the slave owner would would take an adult male slave, tie him between two horses/asses and have him ripped apart in front of the other slaves. Doing this (and other atrocities) psychologically made the female slave be protective of her male child. She did this by raising the male child to be submissive. Lynch was invited by a group of slave owners on the James River in Virginia, to help them with their slaves because enough was fighting back and killing their owners to cause concern. There is a lot more to it but in short he showed the owners how to create perpetual slaves that would last for generations. God bless Patrice for being on Opie & Anthony to educate from another perspective.
MrPrincepop I've heard him talk about the Willy Lynch Papers man and have been wanting to Google them. Now I am. Jesus that's fucked up but somehow not surprising. I enjoy your comments man keep up the good work. Peace.
You know that screaming phone call wasn't just something he DID - that's something he DOES. Can you imagine the silly, silly shit we never got to hear because she hadn't thought to record the calls yet? God, that would be amazing.
“I’m not fucking with Jesus!”
Patrice is a genius!