Patrice O'Neal on O&A #81 - I Must Be Damaging Bitches

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  • @vaughncollins1386
    @vaughncollins1386 2 года назад +56

    It was awesome hearing Patrice call out the pornstars for their lame personalities. I always hate when these guys have strippers or porn stars on. They are the absolute worst

    • @teigued28
      @teigued28 Год назад +3

      They're all terrible aren't they? I haven't heard one that was good.

    • @WhiteMaurice
      @WhiteMaurice Год назад +1

      Women you can't see or f-k are useless.

    • @nicholasolsen3360
      @nicholasolsen3360 Год назад +5

      I 💯 agree! I loved Patrice calling the girls out because to me, it’s like “Okay, fine, you’re a porn star. Can you like, be interesting? Tell us an intriguing story, or say something interesting about your life or the business or something!”
      Luckily that guy was with Gina Lynn, he was actually making the conversation interesting because he was talking about his background and being real.
      How are you gonna come onto a radio show, clam up and not be interesting? We’ve watched some of your scenes or at least saw you on the Eminem “Superman” music video.
      Tell us the stuff behind the scenes we don’t know--I’m grateful her husband was there to guide the convo down the rabbit hole a little more.
      Otherwise, that entire segment would have been boring.

    • @jjgeoffphhcinkkllee
      @jjgeoffphhcinkkllee Год назад

      @@teigued28 Nicole Aniston was really cool and funny AND hot, but yeah, that's about it

    • @baddazmother602
      @baddazmother602 10 месяцев назад +1

      He said his peace, chilled and let that dull conversation continue. That shit was snoozeville after patrice stopped talking

  • @theodoretheelder6248
    @theodoretheelder6248 4 года назад +72

    I wish Patrice was only off the grid. I'm still not accepting that this man is gone forever ever.

    • @MrCLUTCHPANTS
      @MrCLUTCHPANTS 4 года назад +5

      Just thinking that. I’d try to spot him but I can’t tell them apart

    • @GreggEddwards
      @GreggEddwards 3 года назад +5

      @@MrCLUTCHPANTSlmaoo fuck you

    • @FoamingPussy
      @FoamingPussy 2 месяца назад

      ​@@MrCLUTCHPANTS LMAO

  • @YevOnegin
    @YevOnegin 8 лет назад +58

    Patrice really saved that porn interview. It actually went in quite an interesting direction once he blew it the fuck up.

    • @choongification
      @choongification 8 лет назад +14

      +RJ Based exactly. he called them out to some degree but i feel he was still kinda holding back. the husband kind of got it though, i dont think the two girls did though

    • @nicholasolsen3360
      @nicholasolsen3360 Год назад +6

      Absolutely! You can tell he was bored because and somewhat annoyed. It was like the Ludacris episode where he got annoyed, too, because Patrice felt like Ludacris wasn’t keeping it real.
      If you’re a porn star being brought on Opie and Anthony, why are you clamming up? We’ve already seen your work, or the Eminem “Superman” music video.
      We want to know behind-the-scenes information, interesting things that the average person doesn’t know about the inside of the business.
      I totally understood where Patrice was coming from, and thank goodness her husband was there to kind of direct the conversation and be real himself. If it wasn’t for him, this segment would have been a complete waste.

    • @numberjuan5837
      @numberjuan5837 6 месяцев назад

      @@nicholasolsen3360to me it already was a complete waste, I had to skip through it. Buckethead pornstars have no business being on radio

  • @zayg9330
    @zayg9330 2 года назад +31

    2022 and Patrice is still dropping gems

  • @TheTigerdurden
    @TheTigerdurden 7 лет назад +73

    The very idea of cumia wearing a du-rag is hilarious

  • @webitokansa744
    @webitokansa744 4 года назад +484

    who else still listens to patrice’s genius in 2020?😃

  • @SloppyJoe1100
    @SloppyJoe1100 6 лет назад +134

    7:33 Patrice isn't dead, he's just off the grid confirmed!

    • @kingsnorkie
      @kingsnorkie 4 года назад +10

      I'd cut my right nut off to bring Patrice back

    • @jsp7218
      @jsp7218 4 года назад +13

      @@kingsnorkie he wouldnt take a hard pinch for you haha

    • @arcguardian
      @arcguardian 4 года назад +3

      @@jsp7218 hah he's given more than enough.

    • @leronrussell1628
      @leronrussell1628 3 года назад +2

      Dave Chappell used his blueprint......

    • @zalenahquaddy4354
      @zalenahquaddy4354 3 года назад

      @@leronrussell1628 What do you mean?

  • @saiamun3607
    @saiamun3607 3 года назад +43

    Patrice is sooo ontop of everything we're experiencing now. Almost everything they've talked about and every disposition he's had had been almost prophetic. Covidflu =elbow bump, 9eleven, defunding police, communism politics etc. Terrible lose, would've like to hear his take on today's antics. Love listening still t this day.

    • @Omoiyari23
      @Omoiyari23 2 года назад +1

      Hell yeah love seeing other Patrice fans

    • @casualobserver2380
      @casualobserver2380 2 года назад

      Patrice was an ignorant racist.

    • @ingrid_inthesky
      @ingrid_inthesky 2 года назад +3

      I often wonder "what would Patrice say" regarding soOoOo many things happening in society. I don't think I ever heard him miss, to be honest.

    • @brandonb3174
      @brandonb3174 2 года назад

      @@ingrid_inthesky he wanted Ant and Jill Nicoleaky to be a thing, but look how that turned out.

    • @FoamingPussy
      @FoamingPussy 2 месяца назад

      @@brandonb3174 Patrice was right though. They were great together. Ant just wasn't listening to Patrice on how to train her to be a soldier. That and he couldn't stop fuckin 19 year olds from Paltalk. It happens 🤷
      "Not every baby turtle makes it to the ocean"

  • @iphonewalkthroughs
    @iphonewalkthroughs Год назад +7

    Listening to Patrice's reaction to Seth MacFarlane's 9/11 story was chilling. Patrice had so many aspirations and knowing he only had about 2 years after this makes me want to make the most of every moment

  • @benjaminbell7604
    @benjaminbell7604 6 лет назад +83

    Patrice expected pornstars to have the bit of personalities that we do get to see on the vids in reality and got his dreams crushed lol poor Patrice. R.I.P. to the greatest

    • @WhiteMaurice
      @WhiteMaurice Год назад +2

      Patrice knows all women lack personalities.

    • @jjgeoffphhcinkkllee
      @jjgeoffphhcinkkllee Год назад +1

      There are an elite few that it seems to me are really cool in a way that is like a normal personality but they are rare. Lexi Swallow is GREAT, and sadly not very known, I think. Nicole Aniston, Lily Thai, Katie St. Ives, Stefania Mafra, I think. AND, although I am not a fan of her work, Asa Akira is a GREAT personality

    • @WhiteMaurice
      @WhiteMaurice Год назад

      @@jjgeoffphhcinkkllee They're ALL dumb whores.

  • @fredinalaska
    @fredinalaska Год назад +46

    2023 and still here getting gems from Patrice on the daily, I didn't find him until after he passed away and it sucks because no one can replace the Legend of Mr P ,RIP to the great Patrice O'Neal you are greatly appreciated and missed

    • @usern4metak3ns
      @usern4metak3ns Год назад +3

      same

    • @mr.smithgnrsmith7808
      @mr.smithgnrsmith7808 Год назад

      Yeah dude, you’ve already commented that shit…all of you newcomers to Patrice need to get off the mans nuts…he’d tell you the same

    • @LEXICON-DEVIL
      @LEXICON-DEVIL Год назад +2

      🥲Yeah. Hes my Zodiac Sign.

  • @fredinalaska
    @fredinalaska 2 года назад +57

    2022 and still getting laughs from Patrice

  • @llewodcm20
    @llewodcm20 10 лет назад +22

    This was my first time listening to the David and Bobo show, and it did not disappoint.

    • @dknecro21092013
      @dknecro21092013 9 лет назад +4

      I don't think I've ever laughed so hard listening to David and bobo

    • @LivingBGLegend
      @LivingBGLegend 3 года назад +2

      @@dknecro21092013 I don’t honk I’ve ever laughed at David and Bobo

    • @AVoulgarellis
      @AVoulgarellis 2 года назад +3

      It was like morty and morty

    • @WhiteMaurice
      @WhiteMaurice Год назад

      ​@@AVoulgarellis Who's "morty"?

    • @AVoulgarellis
      @AVoulgarellis Год назад +1

      @@WhiteMaurice from Rick and Morty

  • @stewbeefs8755
    @stewbeefs8755 6 лет назад +33

    Patrice's laugh, makes me laugh every time I hear it...

  • @chrisgarcia7815
    @chrisgarcia7815 Год назад +10

    No matter how hard you try. Patrice’s laugh will make you smile

  • @DoobieBruh
    @DoobieBruh 8 лет назад +105

    Patrice was beating Anthony senseless on his haircut...

    • @blackroc13
      @blackroc13 7 лет назад +29

      "So you have a haunted head?" haha

    • @Billyisyourdad
      @Billyisyourdad 5 лет назад +8

      Kind of the opposite of a haircut

    • @OneCash
      @OneCash 4 года назад +12

      "They should've just put play-doh in your mouth and squeezed it" :D or "Your head looks like my armpit" hahahahah

  • @iiicuuubreathingfullyoohoohooh
    @iiicuuubreathingfullyoohoohooh 7 лет назад +62

    02:06:45 Patrice Breaks through the fourth wall of the porno matrix. Luv hearing such facades and veneers crash and burn within a mind without making anyone malicious or wrong for the bubble bust.

    • @dennisthemenace855
      @dennisthemenace855 2 года назад +6

      He literally was talking about onlyfans before it came about

  • @kieraneric2549
    @kieraneric2549 4 года назад +46

    43:27 Patrice gets launched from a giant catapult

    • @drewinsur7321
      @drewinsur7321 4 года назад +7

      Maaaannn... they recorded a lot of shit thats just sitting around in peoples properties. When burr drop patrice documentary i wish to see all his street and studio films

    • @stephenbeary7887
      @stephenbeary7887 4 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Zel4Y4
      @Zel4Y4 3 года назад +2

      Lol that was a good one

    • @kingsnorkie
      @kingsnorkie 3 года назад

      😂🤣

    • @cervgiovanni
      @cervgiovanni 3 года назад

      Best timestamp of all time

  • @senshai1267
    @senshai1267 3 года назад +6

    2021. Can't get enough of Patrice. And I know , I'll be back..here.

  • @Jin2124
    @Jin2124 7 лет назад +41

    37:50 Lmao yes opie and Anthony made a pact not to write books when they break up... fast forward to 2017 and jimmy has confirmed that he wrote the foreword to Anthony's upcoming book

  • @joepears5840
    @joepears5840 9 лет назад +67

    2:05:00 pornstars have the personality of dead ants HA

    • @nickdipaolofan5948
      @nickdipaolofan5948 5 лет назад +4

      so true, hot women have the worst personality and porn stars are the worst of the worst because they literally have never had to have a personality. It's like a person being carried around their whole life and then when they are 30 years old, their legs are so atrophied that they can't even walk. Porn stars have atrophied personalities.

    • @brandonb3174
      @brandonb3174 2 года назад +1

      @@nickdipaolofan5948 applicable to Only Fans models

  • @WhiteMaurice
    @WhiteMaurice Год назад +17

    2023 and still Loving Ant's comedic Genius! 😎👍🏻🇺🇸

  • @D3R3KN
    @D3R3KN Год назад +6

    Anyone dodging radiation poisoning in 2075 and still laughing at Patrice?

  • @coltonw3454
    @coltonw3454 8 лет назад +17

    LOL He said these porn stars have personalities of dead ants and she just giggled. He proved his point. There are a few cool down to earth porn girls im sure but most of them are just awful lol

  • @johnd.7601
    @johnd.7601 2 года назад +3

    We need Patrice O'neal today more then ever. 2022 sucks.

  • @3fifteen11
    @3fifteen11 10 лет назад +47

    31:20 LOL! Willie Mays cocaine coke and Patrice's laugh.

    • @vicentiklo
      @vicentiklo 2 года назад

      The caller had some norm mcdonald in him. That patrice laugh is so contagius

  • @goodmorningcptn
    @goodmorningcptn 9 месяцев назад +2

    I enjoyed the David and Bobo Show way more than I thought I would

  • @zaytoven1355
    @zaytoven1355 7 лет назад +66

    Opie is the worst. Not only is he not steering the show at this point, he's killing every mood/vibe. He serves no purpose.

    • @shaneclone15
      @shaneclone15 5 лет назад +4

      Yess

    • @JuggyBohab
      @JuggyBohab 4 года назад +11

      he is the living embodiment of the car crash sound effect.

    • @GreggEddwards
      @GreggEddwards 4 года назад +3

      @@JuggyBohab if douche chills was a person

    • @kevonwalker82
      @kevonwalker82 3 года назад +3

      You can hear him playing on his phone around the 2 hour 19 minute mark and Anthony coughing to get his attention.

    • @joshuayettou3552
      @joshuayettou3552 3 года назад +1

      I didn't mind Opie too much years back when I very first got into this show. But after enough listens he becomes more and more irritating. Him and his stupid fan phone calls and unfunny jokes. Ugh! God he sucked.

  • @themrreepodcast4201
    @themrreepodcast4201 3 года назад +14

    Opie is the king of killing the momentum of a show.

  • @JakeMelvin
    @JakeMelvin 5 лет назад +11

    Patrice loved saying “I’m not falling for the banana in the tailpipe” lmfao

  • @1Est87
    @1Est87 2 года назад +6

    2022 & I listen to this more then I watch tv

  • @11thWoods
    @11thWoods 10 лет назад +36

    "You're either gonna look perfectly normal or like the Hawaiian Punch guy." LMAO 54:15

  • @Dan-jz3ui
    @Dan-jz3ui 6 лет назад +6

    "where's the bitches ? where's the music ? you fucking losers !"
    I love Patrice 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @haviturway1000
    @haviturway1000 9 лет назад +53

    If Patrice had never become a comedian, he would just naturally have been one of the funniest People who ever lived - EVER. No one, ever, in my entire life so far, and I've been around the Sun more times than I care to reveal here, has ever made me laugh out loud as many times as - an off-the-top-of-his-head - Patrice remark, pure genius. I miss that guy.
    BTW: Stephen Colbert (the character), runs a close second. But he had writers - and now he's being transformed into a Kimmel lite for late night. Unfunny and Sad.

    • @altolido7674
      @altolido7674 9 лет назад

      I the "character" is really him, the mainstream guy is the real character

    • @altolido7674
      @altolido7674 9 лет назад

      * think

    • @justinloyd8315
      @justinloyd8315 6 лет назад +6

      He’s my favorite comedian of all time because he could write well, just freestyle a set and he was naturally one of the funniest people of all time regardless of the fact he was also a comedian. He was like Carlin, Pryor and Redd Foxx rolled into one person.

    • @dylanhamilton1645
      @dylanhamilton1645 6 лет назад

      Trueish. But some long winded ass shit.

    • @Thingsdonechangd
      @Thingsdonechangd 5 лет назад +12

      Woah you totally lost me with that Stephen Colbert remark

  • @11thWoods
    @11thWoods 10 лет назад +10

    I got mad driving in here with the "I'm late for work 500".... LMAO 4:20

  • @subj3ctt0chang3
    @subj3ctt0chang3 11 лет назад +11

    The opening music to the David and bobo show had me rolling

    • @Blood0cean
      @Blood0cean 4 года назад +2

      Natural born killas
      -ice cube and Dr dre

    • @grantl9561
      @grantl9561 4 года назад +2

      @@Blood0cean thank youuuu

  • @wraithstrongopark
    @wraithstrongopark 3 года назад +10

    "schwarzenegger is the governor of california." "augh!" lmao anthony and patrice should be doing a podcast together right now.

    • @Omoiyari23
      @Omoiyari23 2 года назад +1

      Haha hell yeah that would be sick

    • @vicentiklo
      @vicentiklo 2 года назад

      That subtle augh! Was hilarious

    • @y0tam1
      @y0tam1 Год назад

      So funny

  • @YESHUA_AKBAR_345
    @YESHUA_AKBAR_345 2 года назад +6

    We need him desperately in Today’s time

    • @Omoiyari23
      @Omoiyari23 2 года назад +1

      Fuck yeah , love seeing recent comments and this community of Patrice O’Neal fans

  • @zacklyzun
    @zacklyzun 5 лет назад +24

    I'm actually angry at Patrice for lying when opie asked if he takes care of his diabetes

    • @bamTubeDude
      @bamTubeDude 3 года назад +8

      Man for real it’s sad to hear we need him now more than ever

    • @jefflabbecomedy
      @jefflabbecomedy 3 года назад +9

      He said once he'll die when he feels like it, don't ask him about his medicine. It's sad as fuck but leave a man be.

    • @bamTubeDude
      @bamTubeDude 3 года назад +10

      @@jefflabbecomedy the thing is that Patrice was as honest as it gets, and this was one of the only times I heard him lie, don’t get me wrong we shouldn’t be angry at him but, I just wish things were different

    • @rosebuddelicious8491
      @rosebuddelicious8491 Год назад +1

      @@bamTubeDude addiction is addiction. The man had an addiction to food. He talked about how he struggled to try to eat healthier.
      It’s harder to take seriously because it’s food, but it was a real problem for him and he would admit it.

    • @bamTubeDude
      @bamTubeDude Год назад +1

      @@rosebuddelicious8491 90 percent of people in America have an Addiction to food, so it’s pretty obvious that it’s an addiction we all know that man, but we also know that you need food to survive and if you don’t eat you will also die so I see food differently than being addicted to something else. It happens to the best of them. Our point with the lie thing is that we all know what solves obesity, eating healthier or getting in shape consistently.

  • @ispittruthchannel5317
    @ispittruthchannel5317 3 года назад +3

    Glen in Jersey phone call @ 31:21 lol Patrice's laugh and Ant's explanation had me dying

    • @eduardopadilla9958
      @eduardopadilla9958 3 года назад

      Lol the subtly in the man's delivery on the joke 😂

  • @bazazpa
    @bazazpa 8 лет назад +9

    The "I'm late for work 500!"

  • @bazazpa
    @bazazpa 8 лет назад +13

    It's nice to hear Anthony's voice again… The last couple have been sans Anthony.

    • @angrydwarf9963
      @angrydwarf9963 8 лет назад +7

      I agree. Jimmy & Patrice is great but Ant & Patrice is classic! Plus Jimmy left early in the last episode and it just slowed to a halt...
      Ultimately, Ant, Jimmy & Patrice is comedy gold! And Opie uh... Pushes buttons good...

  • @bbbbbbb51
    @bbbbbbb51 Год назад +4

    Every time Patrice specifies what he means by "white people" I completely understand that perspective. That being said, damn do I wish he was alive today to give his take on what's become popular around race centric conversations.
    I'd like to think he'd stick to what he originally said & would call out the loons, but we can't ever know for sure.

  • @toastedravis
    @toastedravis 4 года назад +10

    Patrice - "Anthony what did you hear were the fallbacks in terms of when the doctor was talking to you, what could possibly not work?”
    Jimmy- "Was it that you were either gonna look perfectly normal or like the Hawaiian punch guy?"
    LMAO

  • @Swagbearpig
    @Swagbearpig 2 года назад +3

    "This is why I wish I was count Dracula...so I can see bitches when they are 80"...goddamn that's genius..

  • @keithcleveland9473
    @keithcleveland9473 Год назад +1

    This world, this clown world, thank God for these Patrice episodes

  • @kylemcgill2966
    @kylemcgill2966 4 года назад +5

    19:04 That small Arnold noise Lmfao
    Also RIP PATRICE

  • @yyzkidd33
    @yyzkidd33 2 года назад +4

    2022 and for LIFE. We need George Carlin and Patrice back worse than ever! The two greatest comedic minds of all time!!!

    • @Swagbearpig
      @Swagbearpig 2 года назад

      Do we?? Part of me thinks what makes there genius God level is the fact they checked out when they did...who knows what they would be like in 2022....
      It's like when people say if pac or biggie was alive rap wouldn't be bad I'm like eh...how do we know Tupac wouldn't be trying to rap like kodak black or biggie doing songs with fucking doja cat...

  • @loopseeker
    @loopseeker 3 месяца назад +1

    man this stuff is so timeless

  • @FatManRedemption
    @FatManRedemption 11 лет назад +18

    (Jim Norton in Studio)
    0:00 Patrice Hates Social Media, Credit, Watermelon Story/Steroids/Good White People
    39:36 Ant's Hair Type Surgery/Running of the Brides
    1:17:10 Gun Rights/General Anthony Paranoia/Racism
    1:53:02 Talking to Porn Stars
    2:29:28 The David and Bobo Show: General Nonsense/Stuff with the Porno Girl

  • @larrysalas6455
    @larrysalas6455 9 лет назад +14

    I need finding the video where patrice talks about cringe stories. One of the things he says is when he was captain of the football team, he told his team "We are going to give them a trick and us a treat" or something like that

    • @LambLover46
      @LambLover46 9 лет назад +1

      i posted the link!

    • @TheOssumPawesome
      @TheOssumPawesome 9 лет назад

      +LambLover46
      Where?

    • @LambLover46
      @LambLover46 9 лет назад +15

      TheOssumPawesome
      Apparently they delete links. Search Patrice O'neal on O&A #47 - Misogyny and Mayhem. It's at 2:33:17 starting with Jimmy's story.

    • @angrydwarf9963
      @angrydwarf9963 8 лет назад +6

      That's my favorite episode ever! Jimmy's barbaric prank stories from that episode make me cry laughing every time. He put cat shit in his friends fathers newspaper lol

    • @phanatic215
      @phanatic215 8 лет назад +5

      +Angry Dwarf Hey Staaaanley

  • @BiggRigg6
    @BiggRigg6 4 года назад +6

    Omg patrice killed me with those hair plug/bald jokes

  • @lazylion420
    @lazylion420 8 лет назад +17

    37:30
    a rare admission of truth, before the infamous fights...

  • @Lowclef
    @Lowclef 11 лет назад +19

    Damn, Patrice is just the definition of a guy with all the talent and all the skill but just made every wrong decision you could possibly make.

    • @chasemugga3874
      @chasemugga3874 5 лет назад +9

      on purpose

    • @UserNameAnonymous
      @UserNameAnonymous 4 года назад +7

      He felt it was the right decision for him.

    • @Gtahenny
      @Gtahenny 4 года назад +2

      He never sold out

    • @Lowclef
      @Lowclef 4 года назад +2

      @@Gtahenny "Selling out" and "selling" are two different things. I think he was just before his time. If he were savvy enough to start a podcast the way Joe Rogen did he would be doing very well right now. He needed someone to go set up everything for him.

    • @olahfsmart3630
      @olahfsmart3630 4 года назад +11

      The only wrong decision of him might come from his diet

  • @petermcgill1559
    @petermcgill1559 7 лет назад +12

    I LOVED the way Patrice accused Ant of not being white. It was delicious:)

    • @countof3everybodyOD
      @countof3everybodyOD 3 года назад +4

      He was losing the argument on crime so he had to switch to the ‘not all whites are white’

  • @urban1413
    @urban1413 2 года назад +6

    Haha did Opie really say that him and Anthony made a pact to not write books about each other after the show ends? At least Opie kept up his end of the Bargain 😂

  • @blkplaguelmc
    @blkplaguelmc 3 года назад +3

    The David and bobo show in this one is classic

  • @OurBlackFriend
    @OurBlackFriend 7 лет назад +7

    39:39 starts the ribbing Patrice gave Ant about his plugs lol

  • @michaelmitchell4992
    @michaelmitchell4992 2 года назад +3

    Anthony went to school and lived around black people. Opie didnt and he didnt choose to pick a "black" sport because he wanted to be around black people. Patrice has said many times that opie is the real racist

  • @11thWoods
    @11thWoods 10 лет назад +13

    "You do look like the boss on a video game." LMAO 1:34:40

  • @dirkdiggler6340
    @dirkdiggler6340 7 лет назад +4

    23:27 "I'd have liked you 50 years ago" hahahahaha fuckin Jimmy man

    • @thewolfandi3211
      @thewolfandi3211 7 лет назад +1

      Dirk Diggler Thought he said I don't like you 50 years ago

  • @benmiddleton3113
    @benmiddleton3113 4 года назад +7

    Opie, “When we do break up, no books!”
    Meanwhile Anthony pens the greatest autobiography of all time absolutely destroying him 😂😂

    • @bfn9515
      @bfn9515 4 года назад

      What's it called

    • @joschuakarmann6997
      @joschuakarmann6997 2 года назад

      "Greatest autobiography of all time" 🤦‍♂️

  • @Fudge_Fantasy
    @Fudge_Fantasy 4 года назад +9

    44:40 hilarious play-doh spaghetti head.. that was hilarious.

    • @lachlanyoung3221
      @lachlanyoung3221 3 года назад

      I've been listening to Patrice O'Neal on OnA and The Black Philip Show for the past 6 years and this bastard is still making me laugh. He does it all with material that I started listening to approximately 3-4 years after his death.

  • @Hahaalot
    @Hahaalot 4 года назад +5

    44:44 Patrice compares Ant' hair transplant to a play-dough toy. Fucking dead!

  • @notkevin7
    @notkevin7 2 года назад

    I’m so glad I stayed for the David and Bobo show

  • @alvalankerofficial
    @alvalankerofficial 6 лет назад +5

    44:42 "They should've just put plato in your mouth...." lmao RIP Patrice, that's gotta be one of his best off the cuff insults at Anthony

    • @FelixMuk
      @FelixMuk 6 лет назад +3

      Alvalanker EX Play-doh

  • @ContextReallyMatters
    @ContextReallyMatters 8 лет назад +33

    I hate social media

    • @benitosotelo444
      @benitosotelo444 4 года назад +1

      You wouldn't have hours of Patrice if it wasn't for social media

    • @ContextReallyMatters
      @ContextReallyMatters 4 года назад +4

      @@benitosotelo444 Is RUclips social media? If so then I retract my statement. What I meant was face book, Insta gram, twit ter and all that type of bs

    • @Blood0cean
      @Blood0cean 4 года назад +2

      @@benitosotelo444 uploading entertainment is not social media, that would make shit like hbo and Netflix "social media"

  • @indo42O
    @indo42O 5 лет назад +5

    "so Bobo u were talking about the mets there wernt you?" - David
    "y..yes i was talking about them" - Bobo

  • @xCoffeeNWeedx
    @xCoffeeNWeedx 4 года назад +5

    42:00 omg the under arm comment xDim crying

  • @funkyd5870
    @funkyd5870 2 года назад +3

    21:10:20
    Patrice’s response 🤣🤣🤣 “ aight “

  • @jakeizlove
    @jakeizlove 5 лет назад +4

    That play-doh joke was brutal.

  • @The_Lag_Monster
    @The_Lag_Monster 4 года назад +2

    Ol' Spaghetti Head was a great diss on Ant's head lol.

    • @drewinsur7321
      @drewinsur7321 4 года назад +1

      Poke holes on his head and make him put play doh on his mouth was also a savage line. reference to a 90s candy where the toy hair was chocolate little noodles

  • @24Vett
    @24Vett Год назад

    At 1:59:05 Ant caught me so of guard with the Goodfellas reference I died 😂

  • @tylerwfy6
    @tylerwfy6 9 месяцев назад

    Ant “How about Abraham Lincoln?” 😂😂😂

  • @G.b._esq
    @G.b._esq 6 лет назад +3

    Anthony thinks he’s Scarface and Sosa is going to send the hit squad… LOL

  • @BigShotBeans
    @BigShotBeans 8 месяцев назад

    2024 and I have never missed someone I never met so much, RIP Patrice

  • @2KCustomerService
    @2KCustomerService 5 лет назад +2

    David and bobo doing a show sounds like Morty and bobo doing a show

  • @norfy
    @norfy 4 года назад +2

    34:31 Patrice's Droopy Dog impression lmao

  • @HarbleSnarf
    @HarbleSnarf 9 лет назад +24

    43:27 hoohoohoohooWHAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

    • @ジャガイモ-b4h
      @ジャガイモ-b4h 9 лет назад +2

      +Nick E the aaaaaaa fading in the background... the perfect laugh

    • @flopimus
      @flopimus 8 лет назад +6

      I can't not laugh when I hear him laugh like that

  • @impalapoppa4414
    @impalapoppa4414 3 года назад +2

    What song is the guitar strumming at 39:30 from?

  • @jamesEboi
    @jamesEboi 8 лет назад +1

    Patrice is officially off the Grid!

  • @iiicuuubreathingfullyoohoohooh
    @iiicuuubreathingfullyoohoohooh 8 лет назад +5

    38:28 Off the grid from social media rant. Hahahaha

  • @aretnap3653
    @aretnap3653 2 года назад +1

    4:22...
    We've All Participated in The "Late for Work 500", Whether We Know it or Not! 😜

  • @shirtcobain
    @shirtcobain 2 года назад +3

    "I wish I could live forever, just to see young bitches when they're older"

  • @gregory9120
    @gregory9120 7 лет назад

    David and Bobo show intro fucking kills me everytime I hear it

  • @jayrizzle9226
    @jayrizzle9226 11 месяцев назад +1

    Who's still here in 2030?
    LLPatriceO'neal!

  • @JeriDro
    @JeriDro 5 лет назад +4

    what is the name of the song playing at 13:30

  • @yourgirlboxstinkbad7939
    @yourgirlboxstinkbad7939 Год назад +28

    It’s about to be 2023 and I literally listen to Patrice O’Neal every day

    • @trellshamar1155
      @trellshamar1155 Год назад +2

      Bro this is literally my go to work playlist 🤦🏽‍♂️😭

    • @mr.smithgnrsmith7808
      @mr.smithgnrsmith7808 Год назад

      NOBODY CARES…and we know what the fucking year it is dummy

    • @TheOtherWorldlyOff
      @TheOtherWorldlyOff Год назад

      same

    • @himjim2469
      @himjim2469 8 месяцев назад +1

      I've listened to every one of these 1 after the other. Probably 5 times throughout the years. And half way through again🤘

    • @dannysmithy96
      @dannysmithy96 5 месяцев назад +1

      Me too brother 👌🏻💯

  • @cartercartercartercar
    @cartercartercartercar 2 года назад +3

    you can hear the boys coughing in the background while they let gina or whatever her name is control the interview-as if to signal to patrice “yep you were right!”

  • @Asamof
    @Asamof 11 лет назад +6

    I wish patrice could interview every porn star

  • @iiicuuubreathingfullyoohoohooh
    @iiicuuubreathingfullyoohoohooh 8 лет назад +3

    31:15 Glen in Jersey with his 6 pack of Coke and baseball claim. Hahaahaha

  • @VerifiedFiveIron
    @VerifiedFiveIron 3 года назад +2

    To address Patrice's point at 21:01, he is partly right but only because shitty people are a lot more interesting than the good ones. But they're out there: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Brown_(abolitionist)

  • @icecoldr7226
    @icecoldr7226 3 года назад +1

    There’s timeless music now there’s timeless radio

  • @samirflima
    @samirflima 5 лет назад +6

    Dave sounds like Morty.

  • @bunnyrubyjanee
    @bunnyrubyjanee 8 лет назад +9

    3:18 "Somebody touched me the other day, like they patted me on the back, a little too hard... ya know? Like, I know, yeah, I'm happy that you like me... but just... ya know what I'm sayin'?"31:21 this caller is an idiot but Patrice's laugh kills me 42:02 "Is it workin'? ... it takes four months for your head to stop lookin' like an underarm?" 44:40 "I love Anthony I just don't want to see ol' spaghetti head... They shoulda just put play-doh in your mouth and grind it right through your stupid head. Holy mother of God... I got three words for ya, 'super glue' and 'wig'."

  • @Mark-nh1sj
    @Mark-nh1sj 2 года назад +1

    David and Bobo sound like inter-dimensional radio

  • @seanfinlayson2561
    @seanfinlayson2561 2 года назад +2

    2022 and forever ✊🏿

  • @caseyschoenleber1760
    @caseyschoenleber1760 7 лет назад +4

    'your blood pressure must be through the roof; its knocking out your hair follicles" haha one of opies few good lines

  • @robert__
    @robert__ 2 года назад +1

    The 73 year old basketball player they're talking about in the beginning is still alive today

  • @iiicuuubreathingfullyoohoohooh
    @iiicuuubreathingfullyoohoohooh 3 года назад +3

    2:20:12 Digging the dialog around dick size, finding control & adult film couple feedback. Patrice let it happen, in silence.