There were literally 2 kids I went to school with who's mother named them "Hermajesty" and "President" for some kind of lifehack. Needless to say, it wasn't a great lifehack. I still remember the first day a teacher called the girl's name and was confused as f*** and pronounced it as "Herma-Jesty".
It's worse when it's a multi-player shooter game. "I'm going to camp right, daddy eater and dragon pp go left, middle aged man and Narutos mom go center"
I think this is why people refer to you by color (like in Among Us) or character you're playing (like in R6 Siege or Overwatch); so they don't have to say usernames.
Well yeah, i assume that's referring to how variable data often isn't recorded along with the whole voice line and that "Dennis" was either recorded once and used every time the player name appears or even worse, it might be TTS in which case it's obviously way different. Isn't that the joke here? Like, this isn't funny if he said it in a way that fits with the rest of the line
@@sodiboo I have never seen any game try to force variable data like names into voiced lines like this. They generally just write things to not need any name said. Pretty sure the joke is the player at the end all giddy at the game acknowledging their real name instead of just a random character name they made.
@@iTzMitchel Yes, most games do avoid saying it altogether, but the ones that do will do it like this. For example Job Simulator & Vacation Simulator are two examples (albeit same "franchise") that i can think off the top of my head, though i don't think they actually need the player name they still do this for other info bits. Thinking about it, this is mostly a stereotype with robot characters in games and movies, and a human usually wouldn't speak like that. I don't remember how exactly the lines are delivered, but i know Fallout 4 has a huge list of recorded names you can set and have your robot butler say at the start of the game.
When I play a Pokemon game I like to name my character '..youuu', so every time someone addresses you it's like they take an awkward pause because they've completely forgotten your name
I named my charizard in Pokemon fire red ‘pidgey .’ So that: a) there is an awkward pause after every time his name is mentioned and b) I get such messages as “pidgey . Used dragon claw”
Actually, the best thing is naming your character "bro", so every other character in the game starts talking to you like they were gangstas. "You need to bring us back the holy scepter of creation. Are you worried about your mission *bro* ?"
+Luketheneko 2.0 Well Fire Emblem does have the entire spectrum of names from "you probably know someone named this" all the way to "crazy mystical fantasy hero names".
This reminds me of that one meme where some person named their Hogwarts Mystery character "my dude" and Professor Snape says, "It seems, my dude, that you may not be an absolute failure after all." XD
there was also a mom who let their children name their character and the kids chose "curse baby" so through the game it just sounded like the student was in a relationship with snape ;;;;; snape be like: pay attention, baby ;;;;;;;;
In my first red playthrough I named my metapod "my pp" so Everytime I used harden it said "my pp used harden!" And I'd laugh so hard until some kids on the bus saw what my metapod's name was.....
I named myself dumba** in a game once and the dialogue was like “Oh only you can save us dumba** were depending upon you dumba**” and it was the funniest crap I have ever heard
"Its futile for your line of heroes to try and stop me, the king of pure Evil. Hyrule and all of his inhabitants shall succumb the same as you will, Gary."
In my first Persona 3 playthrough, I gave the MC my name. It was so awkward how all the other characters didn't care that their japanese friend had a super french name.
Funny story: I was testing games on an emulator once, and I got to an older RPG (unfortunately can't remember which right now) that'd ask your name before anything else, and I did just that to be quick... Immediately after, the first line the NPC said was "Aaaah, [name]" So it literally turned out "Aaaah, AAAAAAAAAA" 😂😂😂😂 EDIT: Found the picture I took when it happened! drive.google.com/file/d/1f_WW3eMN3k3WH9XwdfgHr5F59OLeg3u3/view?usp=drivesdk
@@LunaticCalm87 Imagine if that game allowed you to hear the dialogue. You just type "AAAAAAAAAAA" in caps as your name, and as you listen to the character's first few lines, you hear this "Aaaa..." all formal followed by a blood-curdling "AAAAAAAAAAAAA"
That's not easy actually, a lot of work and money has to be spent just to make them say your name which is quite unnecessary for me. I mean think about it, they may pronounce your name wrongly, don't know how to say your name in different languages, and the voice actor might do a lot of voicing too
"Is this the best they have? Ive conquered plants in minutes, destroyed galaxies at the snap of a finger and the best they can send to stop me is josh?"
I really loved how those forgotten games that actually used some kind of google translate voice to say you name out, and which actually changes the whole mood of the storyline
It’s even funnier when you get to name multiple characters, if you name all of them the same thing, you can get dialogs like “Amy, you and Amy need to go get Amy so we can defeat Amy.”
I always forget that I named myself "cornbread" in a dating sim and I get confused everytime they mention cornbread. "Like, tf does that have to do with anything?...oh"
I either call mine "Daddy" or "Mama", introductions are really fun, lemmie tell you. NPC: "I have never met you before, what name shall I call you?" Main Character: "Call me Daddy."
Playing Shadowrun, you don’t have a character limit on the name. This means I can have wonderful dialogue options like: “I can’t believe he’d betray us like this Max. Also I got gonorrhoea from your sister.”
I name my main characters “Noob.” The headcanon is that MC is so generally untalented that people started calling them this as a nickname. It’s gotten to the point that everyone just refers to them as “Noob” instead of their real (canon) name.
Is it weird that I put a lot of thought into naming my Persona characters? Then again, on my last P3P run, I decided to just name her after Digimon characters so she was Hikari Izumi. I'm currently playing P5R with protagonist Yuki Yagami. I wanted to name him Shiragami, but there was a character limit. I think I ran into the same problem in P4G when I wanted to name my character Watanabe :'(
My brother named himself “Zelda” in Ocarina of Time. We were like 10 yrs old so we didn’t know better, we thought Link’s name was Zelda. Could not tell you how much I laughed when we met Zelda in the castle and realized that Zelda was the princess/girls name. “Oh you’re Zelda right? I’m…. Zelda”
i usually name myself "sweetie" "sweetie, Come over here" "I'll defeat you and my plan for world conquer will prevail sweetie." i read this in my moms voice
I love naming myself “AAAAAAAAAAA” or “AHHHHHHHHHHHH” so whenever someone says my name it’s like they are screaming in agonizing pain in situations like how the scarf I was wearing looked good on me
Name your pokemon trainer "stab me" and when someone shouts out your name they go "stab me!!!" and then run up to you. Or when there's a really serious moment where something big just happened, and then they just mutter "stab me." Made it way more interesting for me personally.
🤣First of all, great skit! Secondly, I didn't realize there were so many things you can name a game character to make the game's dialogue hilarious until I read the other comments! Those were pretty funny too!
I hate that new RUclips, when your video doesn't end on a perfect second, decides to cut it to the nearest second, so now it's "haha that-" It only happens the second time you watch it though
GigaPurpleCheeseMan There's one blog that named Link "s-senpai." Ghirahim is a lot less threatening when he's stuttering: oh-s-senpai-oh.tumblr.com/post/111024522529
It is you! The Hero of Kvatch, The Champion of Cyrodiil, The Holy Crusader, The LIstener of the Dark Brotherhood, The GUildmaster of the Fighter's Guild, the Gray Fox and the Grand Champion of the Arena, John Mcdickface
"sorry mommy, i messed up again..." "is this for me? thanks mommy!" "are you mommy?" "so you're mommy? hmph. you're more pathetic than i thought you'd be." "you're too late, mommy. my evil plan is almost to full completion."
The best thing I did in Homescapes was naming the cat as "you bastard". From then on all the interactions from the mild-mannered buttler towards his cat were curses (just as in real life).
Hey Mine, i need you to go into this Mine. What? Scared of Mines? Don't worry Mine, take this Mine-hat, Miner Tool, and Miner flashlight and you'll be fine, Mine. Oh! And if you see any Seagulls, don't feed them... They'll scream 'Mine' at you over and over again...
i haven't quite hit a Madeline or Addie yet, not even an Adelina! i have no idea if it's just bc my given name is basic or my preferred name is too fluttery, or if these names are actually uncommon
The first time I ever played A Link to The Past, I was a little kid. I just ended up naming the save file as the first thing I could think of, which was the name of my grandfather, first initial and last name, but the last name didn't fit so I had to shorten it, which resulted in it being named "F. Rob.". So now, whenever I see "Link", I think that his name is actually "Frob", and it's really hilarious.
Кино
naming your character in all caps to make them scream
"we have to be very quiet... JACK"
"CURSE YOU ZELDA
CURSE YOU SAGES
CURSE YOU Link"
"Be quite, or the guards will hear us, TIMMY"
“Careful, a sudden loud sound could attract the whole base so stay quiet… WHEN THE IMPOSTOR IS SUS”
@@GamingTopTen this still gets on my nerves to this day
I love doing that
That small voice saying "hehe that's me" gives me pure, unfiltered joy.
On shorts it just says "hehehe d
@@dragonfire7076 Ooooh ! That's why I didn't understand what was he saying
Play the video a second time, and it'll say hehe d-
He says he hehe that's my name
@@dragonfire7076 It works perfectly fine for me.
I once named myself "dead" in a game, and everytime someone met me for the first time they said "you're dead right?" It never got old lmao
Ohh thats good I should try it also
was that undertale?
Write that down! Write that down!
Name it fart
“The guy I simp for”
HEY YOUR the guy I simp for, RIGHT?!
i used to name my characters "her excellency" when i was a kid so every character in the game would praise me
Thats kinda sad :(
That's actually genius.
Two types of people lmfao
Like we deserve
There were literally 2 kids I went to school with who's mother named them "Hermajesty" and "President" for some kind of lifehack. Needless to say, it wasn't a great lifehack.
I still remember the first day a teacher called the girl's name and was confused as f*** and pronounced it as "Herma-Jesty".
"it's time to end you once and for all, *babe* .."
best fucking one ever 😂😂😂
Haha
*CarelessWhisper.mp4*
Woah, this took a turn. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Oh hey babe
It's worse when it's a multi-player shooter game. "I'm going to camp right, daddy eater and dragon pp go left, middle aged man and Narutos mom go center"
I think this is why people refer to you by color (like in Among Us) or character you're playing (like in R6 Siege or Overwatch); so they don't have to say usernames.
Why does this remind me of the Assassination Classroom episode where they all called each other with a nickname?
I CAN'T BREATHE HSHAHSGGSHJDJS 😂
O u ain't seen nothin yet.
Those are just the tip of de iceburG!!
@Matt Axel Brinas you ain't seen nothin yet, u young whippersnapper!!
I just love how he changes his accent when he said "Dennise" Like he was not set to said it.
Yeah that was nice attention to detail
Dennis*
Well yeah, i assume that's referring to how variable data often isn't recorded along with the whole voice line and that "Dennis" was either recorded once and used every time the player name appears or even worse, it might be TTS in which case it's obviously way different. Isn't that the joke here? Like, this isn't funny if he said it in a way that fits with the rest of the line
@@sodiboo I have never seen any game try to force variable data like names into voiced lines like this. They generally just write things to not need any name said. Pretty sure the joke is the player at the end all giddy at the game acknowledging their real name instead of just a random character name they made.
@@iTzMitchel Yes, most games do avoid saying it altogether, but the ones that do will do it like this. For example Job Simulator & Vacation Simulator are two examples (albeit same "franchise") that i can think off the top of my head, though i don't think they actually need the player name they still do this for other info bits. Thinking about it, this is mostly a stereotype with robot characters in games and movies, and a human usually wouldn't speak like that. I don't remember how exactly the lines are delivered, but i know Fallout 4 has a huge list of recorded names you can set and have your robot butler say at the start of the game.
"You're time has come, I shall burn this mortal existence of yours to mere ashes *_s h a w t y y a L i t t l e b a d d i e_* "
This made my day
Shawty a little boo thing
Shawty like a Melody-
the little "haha that's me" gets me every time XD
Still no reply
Still two replies
Why does he sound like Kermit though?
Wait where's the third reply ?
@@maevab2923 up yo bumbum
When I play a Pokemon game I like to name my character '..youuu', so every time someone addresses you it's like they take an awkward pause because they've completely forgotten your name
That's brilliant. XD
I named my charizard in Pokemon fire red ‘pidgey .’ So that: a) there is an awkward pause after every time his name is mentioned and b) I get such messages as “pidgey . Used dragon claw”
"...Youuu are gonna move out? Well, boys your age move out from their homes to catch Pokémon" ~something along those lines said mom in Red/Blue
I'm stealing your idea.
Soulja Boy tell em
I love naming Link "Zelda", so that when I meet Princess Zelda she'll be like "Your name is Zelda? How strange that sounds familiar"
Finally… the Legend of Zelda.
Pro Tip: name yourself "My dude" for a much chiller gaming experience.
*“I SHALL DESTROY YOU* my dude”
“Well well well, if it isn’t *My Dude* . Looks like you survived my trap. No matter, I’ll still destroy you here. Prepare for defeat *My Dude* !
HAHAHAHAHA holy shit!
There are many genius comments in this comment section.
But this... this is special!
coincidence, i saw this comment just after another one saying basically the same thing
"Shoot your goo, DENNIS."
"You'll never save prince Horace -- I King Dragon will strike you down, Sooge Win!"
"It's Sung Won!"
San Juan
Samsung
@@afa4766 sith dung
Soufflé
Sunny D
Haha he even laughs like a Dennis
Xisdunt I take personal offense to this
Xisdunt say that again?
the reply section of this comment should be named Dennis convention
the dennis gathering is here
I approve
I named myself “because I’m gay” so that whenever the villain explained the plot and their motives, it would always be because they’re gay
I can't stop laughing at this XD wtf
@@shanedoesyoutube8001 “You thought you could get away, but you can never escape, ‘because I’m gay’”
@@Goldskull_Mystic PFHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
"What I want, because I'm gay, is to rule this planet"
"Do you really always have to rescue me Because I'm Gay?"
Actually, the best thing is naming your character "bro", so every other character in the game starts talking to you like they were gangstas.
"You need to bring us back the holy scepter of creation. Are you worried about your mission *bro* ?"
I would do this too but with "bud"
Made everybody seem more Canadian.
@@Nobody_Imp0rtant and mate to make them sound more Australian.
and then there is comrade
@@Real_JKDOS and name yourself love to make everyone sound like they are British
My dude works just as well
Deku Tree: Go, find the boy without the fairy... *Blud*
Two things every rpg needs:
1. The ability to name your character.
2. The ability to change your character's name once you realise how silly it is.
Also a "canon" name, or some kind of randomizer button so you can at least get some names that fit the theme.
spoofsrocks13
Yeah, or a list of default names they can actually say out loud in the game.
+spoofsrocks13 But Fire Emblem was Robin. Which fits as well as a used condom.
+Luketheneko 2.0 Well Fire Emblem does have the entire spectrum of names from "you probably know someone named this" all the way to "crazy mystical fantasy hero names".
+Green Sanic "Enter the Dennis!"
"Pick a Dennis and pray!"
"Time to tip the Dennis!"
^What you made me think. I hope you're happy.
I like calling the characters things like "Bro" and "Baby."
I, King Dragon, shall strike you down bro.
"who are you?"
"I'm baby"
Baby, tonight you shall fall
CURSE YOU, BRO!
MY ANCESTORS SHALL FOREVER CURSE YOUR NAME, BRO!!
I, King Dragon, shall strike you down, dude
"I will strike you down! Later, Dennis."
"Hehe, that's me."
[Later]
"Dennis,"
"Hehe, that's me."
"King Dragon sends his regards."
Omfg
“oh no he’s dead”
That “he he that’s me” was the most relatable thing I’ve ever felt
Hey, you didn't skip the dialogue this time.
Like he could.
Excalibur 493
Atleast this is something he can't get tired of hearing multiple times after dying a lot
kamenridersliv555 LOL
kamenridersliv555 I GOT THE 3000th LIKE ON THIS COMMENT
Kamen Rider fan I see
I hate when people add numbers to their name so it’s like “Come fight me, Josh47!”
Sometimes I do that when the original name is taken because I can't be bothered to think of another name lol
@@kengiro0599 same lol i always add 67 to my name
@@gaminf6713 like sometimes I would have my name as like "username" and if it's taken just add a 1 lol
"Come fight me' xamounguslegend123xYTx"
Profile pic checks out
i remember naming link "bitch" in a link to the past and laughing my ass off as a teenager
“So your the infamous, *stinkyballs?* “
This reminds me of that one meme where some person named their Hogwarts Mystery character "my dude" and Professor Snape says, "It seems, my dude, that you may not be an absolute failure after all." XD
I love that 😂
@@nicolebriant98 It's amazing lol!
Nice!
@@BirdOfHermes83 It is though lol!
there was also a mom who let their children name their character and the kids chose "curse baby" so through the game it just sounded like the student was in a relationship with snape ;;;;; snape be like: pay attention, baby ;;;;;;;;
Back when I was playing Pokemon black I named my Snivy "Oh shit he" so whenever his name pops it'll say " Oh shit he gained 1500 exp"
The best one so far
Oh shit he fainted!
Oh shit he has evolved
Oh shit he used *SWORD DANCE*
Oh shit he fainted
Imagine naming your character drunk
“Your drunk, right?”
“Hey, your drunk!”
“Dont do anything stupid, drunk”
All of those are actually reasonable things to say to a drunk
“who are you?”
“i am drunk”
"Greetings. I am drunk."
@GhaniG exactly something you'd say drunk. 😂😂
@KC_Garcia You're drunk, aren't you?
In my first red playthrough I named my metapod "my pp" so Everytime I used harden it said "my pp used harden!" And I'd laugh so hard until some kids on the bus saw what my metapod's name was.....
that is brilliant
Did A Karen go up to you?
And then what? Xd
I once named my horse "Death" in Twilight Princess and was scared to use the horn because it would call upon death.
thedeadlypacifist that honestly sounds badass the way you put it
Isn't Death's horse named Binky?
tHiS iS nO pLaCe fOr a HoRsE
I think i named my horse THUNDAH in that game... lol i loved calling her
Alex Lee ah, a man of culture I see
In Pokemon I always named my main pokemon "oh shit he" so when he faints or something it days "oh shit he fainted" or "oh shit he is confused"
De Boz That is actually very clever.
Oh shit he is evolving
Pops Maellard but what if the Pokemon is a girl?
Or what if it's *genderless?*
GENIUS.
The great seal
Easy if it's a girl put: "Oh shit she"
And if it's genderless than you use: "Oh shit it"
😂😊
I named myself dumba** in a game once and the dialogue was like “Oh only you can save us dumba** were depending upon you dumba**” and it was the funniest crap I have ever heard
Is your name based on that fake Taiwanese girl from Twice?
WE DEPEND UPON YO DUMBASS!!!!!!!
i named myself bitch and the dialogues be like
"Cmon, bitch we gotta hurry!"
"Bitch help me!"
"And i honor, bitch for saving the city of Freedom l."
"Its futile for your line of heroes to try and stop me, the king of pure Evil. Hyrule and all of his inhabitants shall succumb the same as you will, Gary."
Gary!
Meow.
Man, I miss when the Legend of Zelda games would allow you to name Link as yourself.
I play the original Zelda to know what that is
@@Orange_Swirl idk, I kind of like that Link is an actual character now, and not just a blank slate
I named Link Larry one time and suddenly every serious moment in the game was funny as hell
+Oli Donohue A Larry between Worlds!
+Oli Donohue Oh.
OH.
TRKNHJ
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOEP
....now boy....no Larry face me
+Crash Bandicoot staring into your soul dank memes my brother actually named link bob
I always name the character "My dude" making everyone super chill
"What's wrong my dude?"
"Ah, my dude, welcome"
"You let your guard down my dude"
"for the sake of everyone's hopes, everyone's dreams, I, Curtis, will strike you down!" **Battle against a true hero distortedly plays**
In my first Persona 3 playthrough, I gave the MC my name.
It was so awkward how all the other characters didn't care that their japanese friend had a super french name.
Im playing Persona 3 atm for the first time and fortunately I Japanese-ified my name. Thank god I did that.
my name is Andure Hirushi Oliveira, I'm a standard japanese man.
Well shit, I guess you and Bebe got along just fine.
I gave my Skyrim Wood Elf character the name Keebler. I thinks its genius.
literally polnareff
"You mean 'Weed' will cease to exist?! No... we'll find another way."
-Chrom
"You're one of us now, bitch, and no 'destiny' will change that."
I named my MU Well. It made everyone sound like sarcastic dicks.
"Well, I think we need your advice."
"Well, it looks like you have a plan."
"Fuck I, Love you"
"Dick is MINE!"
this is great
Named character: *does thing*
Me: I'd never say that! That's awful!
yeah there was this side quest in the game Guardian Tales where you basically had to trash talk performances and i just felt awful doing it
Me naming my character “AAAAAAA” for fun
Boss: “You will never win…. AAAAAAA!!”
Funny story: I was testing games on an emulator once, and I got to an older RPG (unfortunately can't remember which right now) that'd ask your name before anything else, and I did just that to be quick... Immediately after, the first line the NPC said was "Aaaah, [name]"
So it literally turned out "Aaaah, AAAAAAAAAA" 😂😂😂😂
EDIT: Found the picture I took when it happened! drive.google.com/file/d/1f_WW3eMN3k3WH9XwdfgHr5F59OLeg3u3/view?usp=drivesdk
@@LunaticCalm87 Imagine if that game allowed you to hear the dialogue. You just type "AAAAAAAAAAA" in caps as your name, and as you listen to the character's first few lines, you hear this "Aaaa..." all formal followed by a blood-curdling "AAAAAAAAAAAAA"
@@LunaticCalm87HELP THATS AMAZING
"Not very original...?"
Forget photo-realistic graphics and awesome physics, can someone FINALLY implement some voice synthesizer that can make NPCs say your chosen name?
That's not easy actually, a lot of work and money has to be spent just to make them say your name which is quite unnecessary for me. I mean think about it, they may pronounce your name wrongly, don't know how to say your name in different languages, and the voice actor might do a lot of voicing too
Is fallout 4 the only game that says the name of your character?
@@prankstergangster8670 Well we do have TTS nowadays.
@@rampagepotato4307 i know, but they all sounded like robots and not humans lol
Id say you'd need a list of names or at least letters to choose from
"Is this the best they have? Ive conquered plants in minutes, destroyed galaxies at the snap of a finger and the best they can send to stop me is josh?"
Josh: come at me bruh (hits crit on a 23)
“Ive conquered plants in minutes”
I mean, he best all the other Joshes, so he must be good in a fight.
@@gekkotadpole2478 have you seen Plants vs Zombies?
Plants dont fuck around yo.
@@gekkotadpole2478 josh sounds like a dude I would go conquering plants with.
It’s even weirder when a main character naturally has your name
*matrix theme intensifies*
I really loved how those forgotten games that actually used some kind of google translate voice to say you name out, and which actually changes the whole mood of the storyline
Like which ones?
@@soarinskya4034 for starters. "Black and White"
i named my character “i’m gay” so whenever a dialogue comes up...
“hey! i’m gay!”
“i’m gay, you better not fail us now”
“take my hand! i’m gay!”
YES PLEASE
Oh my 😆
Lmao
I laughed so hard, I choked on my own saliva!
Move. I'm gay.
I spend more time thinking of a name for my character than I do deciding everything else like appearances and stats. But it's always worth it.
Like 30 fucking minutes thinking in my character background in somegames just to realize that does't fucking affect the gameplay :C
I know right? I come up with unique backstories for nearly all my characters even if it doesn't mean anything it's just fun. 😂
Cytamis ikr. I do it in games whete even you have a back story but I add to it to make it my own.
I always go with Arnold LMAO
That's what takes the most time for me than anything else in a Pokémon playthrough is coming up with a nickname for all the Pokémon I catch
It’s even funnier when you get to name multiple characters, if you name all of them the same thing, you can get dialogs like “Amy, you and Amy need to go get Amy so we can defeat Amy.”
"I, King Dragon, will strike you down, *KingDragon."*
*_-HITLER FLASHBACKS-_*
I always forget that I named myself "cornbread" in a dating sim and I get confused everytime they mention cornbread. "Like, tf does that have to do with anything?...oh"
Well at least it wasn't corn hole.
LUL!
"i luve you cornbread-senpai" something like that?
@@ikkeachraf5512 kinda, though most times it'd just be straight out "Cornbread"
I-I have a confession. [Cornbread], can we be a couple? I-I love you too much, [Cornbread]!
When you watch this on mobile:
"Haha tha"
Finally, someone brave enough to speak the truth!
What? The that after haha is in the skit
@@MasterGamer-zl7hq The end cuts off sometimes though if you have a shitty device.
Ikr
@@cameodamaneo it seems to work well the first time, but every time after that is just "tha-"
I named my Skyrim character "You there" since everyone kept calling me that
very true, especially when you’re trying to dm and someone’s wizard is called boogerbomb
Like when you name your pokémon "virginity" and put it in the day care. The woman will say "If you wat your virginity back you'll have to pay 100"
or name it ‘family’: ‘‘If you want your family back, it will cost you 500’’
If you want your "Dignity" back it will cost 800.
GameNinja-X If you want your manhood back it will cost 1000
Regis Nex if you want your "SelfWorth" back pay 700.
GameNinja-X If you want your existence in this world back pay 1 Dollar
I either call mine "Daddy" or "Mama", introductions are really fun, lemmie tell you.
NPC: "I have never met you before, what name shall I call you?"
Main Character: "Call me Daddy."
BlondyIronBlood this deserves more likes
C a l l m e d a d d y
W O W
“I shall strike you down,mommy!”
@@voidpickle5684 *_"no you wont"_*
"And this is my grandson..uhh what was his name again?"
"Grandpa?"
"Oh yes I remember. Your name is Grandson"
Playing Shadowrun, you don’t have a character limit on the name. This means I can have wonderful dialogue options like:
“I can’t believe he’d betray us like this Max. Also I got gonorrhoea from your sister.”
so which one is the name lad
@@froggers8945 “Max. Also I got gonorrhoea from your sister.”
@@gekkotadpole2478 the Max is not part of the name
@@letiererpereira9137 so the dialogue goes “I can’t believe he’d betray us like this Max. ”?
HURHUR THETS ME
that voice XD
Misune Hirusaki ikr
Even the laugh is so Dennis
sounds like kermit
Lol
Actual reference to Dennis the Menace movie from 1993. I am freaking impressed! ruclips.net/video/CEH9HaVQLJ4/видео.htmlm2s
I love this dude.
UniQueLyEviL Are you gay?
When you a baby bird being fed I'm pansexual.
UniQueLyEviL Are you a frying pan?
UniQueLyEviL I'm blind.
When you a baby bird being fed I highly doubt this
I love the brief head tilt that implies King dragon is reading from a script, and is quickly double-checking to make sure he read it right.
I used to name my characters "you" so everyone would go "hey, you!" "are you you?" "Oh look, it's you!"
Naming the main character the objective character be like: You'll never save Prince Horris. I, King Dragon, will strike you down, *Prince Horris*
Or name it the villain’s name
@@stargazer1998 You'll Never Save Prince Horris I King Dragon Will Strike You Down *King Dragon*
Or naming yourself Or not
That is NOT how you spell "Horace".
@@Bada_Bing_Bada_Beowulf It is now!
I just name my character mybutt so the NPCs say things like “ You and Mybutt should really train together more”
It got old fast.
Like in the amazing world of gumball
@@nicolebriant98 thats the first thing i thought of!
Please Mybutt Tell us more
The Gates Of Darkness Were Cursed by Mybutt
You mean the Foul evil has Been Because Of Mybutt
Mybutt has made quite a mess
@@a1by814 exactly what I was thinking😂
An gumball fan, I see
I name my main characters “Noob.” The headcanon is that MC is so generally untalented that people started calling them this as a nickname. It’s gotten to the point that everyone just refers to them as “Noob” instead of their real (canon) name.
“Please help me ur mom.”
-Npc
God this video never gets old.
Midochako and then one fateful day it did
I know right
nope
it doesn't
It gets old but ages like fine wine
In Persona 4, I made my last name "Funky"
"Mr. Funky, care to answer?"
Robert Clark
Funky student
I named my character in P5 Joker Updog and then everyone was saying “updog-kun” and I hated it.
Yu Funky?
Is it weird that I put a lot of thought into naming my Persona characters? Then again, on my last P3P run, I decided to just name her after Digimon characters so she was Hikari Izumi. I'm currently playing P5R with protagonist Yuki Yagami. I wanted to name him Shiragami, but there was a character limit. I think I ran into the same problem in P4G when I wanted to name my character Watanabe :'(
I had no idea what to name the protagonist in P5 so I went with “Sneaky Teen”. Everyone calls him Teen-kun and frankly I love it
Anyone ever name their character names they've always wanted or sounded cool?
I did.
I just improvise in the moment with something like "Gebred" and hope there isn't a terrible word in another language that sounds like that.
I once named my self Master in Ocarina of time so whenever someone would talk to me it would go “Hey, Master”
Thinking of a username is sometimes harder than the game itself.
I can relate
Undertale: I swear I spent more time on the title screen than the 2nd hardest fight in the game
That is why I stick to a single name in every game.
*cough cough* Pokemon *cough cough*
True facts
“You’ll never save prince Horace -- I King Dragon will strike you down, *pussydestroyer22* !”
“Haha, nice.”
The fact you used 22 instead of 69 infuriates me
@@akarisorame7783 haha guys funy 69 number laugh
@@doneedanickname3522 LMAO HAHAHAHAHAAAA KEKW
No
@@doneedanickname3522 lol
"YOU WILL SOON MEET YOUR END...
MOMMY!"
Ara ara
My brother named himself “Zelda” in Ocarina of Time. We were like 10 yrs old so we didn’t know better, we thought Link’s name was Zelda. Could not tell you how much I laughed when we met Zelda in the castle and realized that Zelda was the princess/girls name.
“Oh you’re Zelda right? I’m…. Zelda”
i usually name myself
"sweetie"
"sweetie, Come over here"
"I'll defeat you and my plan for world conquer will prevail sweetie."
i read this in my moms voice
" Time to die, sweetie "
Hi, Welcome to McDonalds. That’s my best friend. Can 𝙸 interest you in the Saweetie Meal?
Lisa from genshin be like:
That's kinda wholesome and cute. 😂
I heard this in Marge Simpson’s voice, and I’m scared.
I remember naming a character "my ass"
So whenever she introduced herself, she would say, "I am my ass" and it was lovely.
-Fantasy is my Reality- You're everywhere and all your comments are hilarious
Wait gumabb from TAWOG did this to by calling "mine butt"
Sounds kind of philosophical
Hey I am [insert name] and this is my ass.
@@Diamondmon1999 ... and you're watching Disney channel!
In my current Ocarina of Time play through, I named myself Master. Now everyone addresses Link properly
I once named myself cake in a dating game, so every boy just sounds like an extreme sweet tooth lmao
I love naming myself “AAAAAAAAAAA” or “AHHHHHHHHHHHH” so whenever someone says my name it’s like they are screaming in agonizing pain in situations like how the scarf I was wearing looked good on me
That scarf looks so good on you, AAAAAH!
Hey AAAAAAAH, I baked you a cake!
hello, AHHHHHH nice day today!
AAAAHHHHH, help me I'm dying
hey, AAAAAAAAAAAH we need to be very quiet.
Name your pokemon trainer "stab me" and when someone shouts out your name they go "stab me!!!" and then run up to you.
Or when there's a really serious moment where something big just happened, and then they just mutter "stab me."
Made it way more interesting for me personally.
change the word stab with penetrate and you've got a whole different story
@@gad8076 bruh 💀💀
@@gad8076 OH GOD NO
@@neptune1564 *OH GOD YES*
@@gad8076 OH NO
I One day named myself AHHHHH, ir was really funny seing the charcters say, "come here, AHHHHH"
🤣First of all, great skit! Secondly, I didn't realize there were so many things you can name a game character to make the game's dialogue hilarious until I read the other comments! Those were pretty funny too!
I hate that new RUclips, when your video doesn't end on a perfect second, decides to cut it to the nearest second, so now it's "haha that-"
It only happens the second time you watch it though
You mean the rest of the time. To get back the lost second you'd need to exit out the video then click back lol
i thought that only happened to me oml
Glad it wasn't just me then
So other people feel this pain in the ass, great
same, I had to rewatch it a lot more so just it would go back to normal again
When I play any Zelda game, I name the protagonist Linky.
It doesn't mess with the plot too much but it's still like 20% sillier.
GigaPurpleCheeseMan There's one blog that named Link "s-senpai."
Ghirahim is a lot less threatening when he's stuttering: oh-s-senpai-oh.tumblr.com/post/111024522529
GigaPurpleCheeseMan I named Link "Zelda" in OOT as a dumb child, which led to great dialogue like
"'Zelda'... That name sounds familiar."- Zelda.
"Boy...no Link"
At least its not Dinky
I named mine Lonk.
I remember i saw a video with funny names in Undertake and then in a dialogue with Flowey, he literally said "Bitch huh ?"
I fucking lost my shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh fuck I remember that video
I wonder if DeltaRune has any responses for rude language
I like to use the name Steve. Steve works for any situation, really.
When I played a visual novel, I named the MC "dawg" and I've never regretted that decision in my life.
"dawg, take this gun, protect yourself, we're going outta here"
"Now we'll be together forever... Dawg..."
@@usernameimpending DDLC????
"Don't die on me dawg!"
“Dawg, did you go to town on my girlfriend?”
It is you! The Hero of Kvatch, The Champion of Cyrodiil, The Holy Crusader, The LIstener of the Dark Brotherhood, The GUildmaster of the Fighter's Guild, the Gray Fox and the Grand Champion of the Arena, John Mcdickface
What a beautiful love story
This is exactly how it felt when i named my persona 5 strikers character after me and the final boss started talking
I could watch this on repeat for longer than I should
This guy must have flipped his shit when fighting Ghetsis in Pokémon Black and White.
_Deeeennis. Deeeennis._
It says getsix his japanese name
@@Ambipie its Deeeeeeeennis
"Choose a name for your character. Choose wisely, as it can't be changed later"
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Name: [ Wisely ] ☑
God your pfp scared the heck out of me
Name: [ Changed Later ]
@@daniellejackson1283 impossible
You are the equivalent of Satan for having that pfp
Name: [ a name for your character.]
"sorry mommy, i messed up again..."
"is this for me? thanks mommy!"
"are you mommy?"
"so you're mommy? hmph. you're more pathetic than i thought you'd be."
"you're too late, mommy. my evil plan is almost to full completion."
This never fails to get a laugh out of me
The best thing I did in Homescapes was naming the cat as "you bastard". From then on all the interactions from the mild-mannered buttler towards his cat were curses (just as in real life).
Omg you can be evil in homescapes too
And here I am stuck with having named my cat Murgatroyd.....
"You bastard! come here"
"you bastard! it's feeding time!"
YOU CAN NAME THE CAT THAT?! 🤣🤣
Naming my character mine or yours
Npc: "Who r u?"
Me: "im yours"
N O I C E
"You're mine, aren't you?"
Hey Mine, i need you to go into this Mine. What? Scared of Mines? Don't worry Mine, take this Mine-hat, Miner Tool, and Miner flashlight and you'll be fine, Mine.
Oh! And if you see any Seagulls, don't feed them... They'll scream 'Mine' at you over and over again...
seeing your name in the game's dialogue is the textual version of your custom character in a cutscene.
The voice and delivery of "hehe that's me" is absolutety perfect. Never fail to make me smile.
Alternatively: when a character has the same name as you
Having a fairly uncommon name this almost never happens. One time it did and I think I sat there flabbergasted for ten minutes.
Me in Mass Effect 2
@@redfailhawk is your name Tovi?
Then you kill them and take their place
i haven't quite hit a Madeline or Addie yet, not even an Adelina! i have no idea if it's just bc my given name is basic or my preferred name is too fluttery, or if these names are actually uncommon
The first time I ever played A Link to The Past, I was a little kid. I just ended up naming the save file as the first thing I could think of, which was the name of my grandfather, first initial and last name, but the last name didn't fit so I had to shorten it, which resulted in it being named "F. Rob.". So now, whenever I see "Link", I think that his name is actually "Frob", and it's really hilarious.
This is a beautiful story.
@@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591 your nickname is fabulous
@@Alicecoopper WHy thank you
I love A Link To The Past. I also named my save the first thing I could think of, "WeeW".
"WeeW... go to the Garden, there is a secret passage"
Frob
what a sexy name
This man can do any voice lmao
As someone named Dennis, I can totally relate to this xD