Joey Diaz Motivational Memorial Day Speech

Classic Church Clip!
Taken from Episode 180 of The Church of What's Happening Now Podcast with Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt .

[@coopahtroopah1175]

How to be an American:
1. Get up in the morning.
2. Grab your balls.
3. Look at the flag.

[@crocodile2501]

4. hug the wife
5. kiss the kids
6. pick up the dog

[@SauceBoss127]

Don’t forget about Jesus

[@vidRaTeR]

GRAB YER NUTS AND SALUTE THE FLAG YOU POLE SMOKAHH

[@marchorsting8059]

uncle joey is the best motivational speaker around.

[@SmokeyRam]

This runs through my head every time I get in my 1978 camaro z28

[@marcusbruns9729]

Got an 88 Z

[@Polo-715]

💯

[@TbonekaponeYT]

I 100% believe this, I would hear it in my head too! Hahahah

[@texasguy5377]

He said I'm sure you had an uncle that stabbed a Puerto Rican in the heart!😂😂😂

[@hunters-]

"I'm sure you had a grandpa who killed a japanese person" Very Patriotic.

[@uncledutch1431]

My ass went from 🫡 to 🙂 once he came at us like that 😂

[@Chillllllbruh]

Luis J Gomez is triggered.

[@erikcruz5465]

I’m Puerto Rican and found that hilarious

[@mattbro8641]

This is my alarm in the morning 😂

[@TheLiuKang]

Bro same 😂

[@AlphaChimpEnergy]

Patriotically Hilarious! Got my military ass fired up!

[@asarokaa5925]

Accidentally read the last part as “got a military fired up my ass 😭😭😭 mb

[@AlphaChimpEnergy]

@@asarokaa5925 I’m so used to getting fucked that I apply KY as a part of my hygiene ritual.

[@NormalJinx]

It also gives us a glimpse of how he was. It is always hinted that he was ruthless, and people feared him. Now we get a glimpse of why.

[@milesmayhem5440]

Truer words were never spoken.

[@marcellusdiocletian2487]

This man is a legend

[@jasonsalazar3774]

I’m panting this this up coming 4th of July. On repeat

[@brandonmclendon5368]

Welp, it’s that time of year again.

[@epsilon6516]

365 for me my friend

[@cyanthermus5235]

Amen, Joey. Im not even American and this motivated for me today

[@epsilon6516]

You can become one though, instructions were included

[@showboatcoke]

Jesus this was a classic podcast... thanks for sharing

[@ricolives1166]

Every 4th of July I come back to this video

[@edwardbonilla4840]

Anytime you hear “where’s the music?” You know it’s gonna be epic

[@jackbanker4244]

5:30 am every day. New alarm

[@matt-dx3yc]

Happy Memorial Day uncle joey❤️

[@bryandlc]

Saving this for this year's memorial day papa

[@tonysamosa1717]

Joey is 400x more American than all of the west coast

[@Woods4Life]

East coast Beast coast Cocksucka!

[@dkdiego505]

Dude who introduced me to Joey Diaz is from California ironically enough

[@Butter_Warrior99]

@@dkdiego505 God bless him. He’s a dying breed in Cali.

[@dkdiego505]

@@Butter_Warrior99 he really is. His channel is "Nitrix Warlord" if you're interested in gaming/GTA content.

[@epsilon6516]

@@Butter_Warrior99from what I hear there’s actually a lot of patriots in California, you just have to leave the cities to find them. It’s a big ass state

[@oliverjones6448]

Lee giggling in the back is the most hilarious thing ever

[@thesteezefactor99]

Happy Memorial Day Weekend!

[@sidimightbe]

I start geeking when he goes “get up come on get up motherfuckas salute da flag” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@rob_htx7371]

“It’s not about potato salads and cheeseburgers ya fux” LMFAOO

[@philipbunney9445]

‘I’m a savage, I don’t need no welfare cheque. I got this’.

[@DocJamesH]

It's like Ricky and Corey in Trailer Park Boys, if Ricky was from Jersey.

[@ave_bre]

U a real one joey! Ong!

[@Nocturne232]

This guy’s humor is perfect

[@rompalationtrill1939]

Salute

[@trav9401]

Memorial Day 2021. Joey is 30 days no pot lol

[@randomconnection]

I listen to this every morning.

[@siddhantsatoskar]

I watch this video every year I'm not even American.

[@prikkel_]

This man gets me patriotic for America even tho i live in the netherlands

[@BurninPopcorn]

Why is no one here today?!

[@Linkolite]

I had to look it up to show somebody. Classic.

[@Linkolite]

Happy Memorial Day tho buddy, real shit. Be safe and shit

[@valon____9867]

0:09 europeans when a war starts

[@lokiofasgard7780]

All we need on the 4th

[@jay_da_sage2777]

Uncle joey 😂 the most hilarious person on the planet

[@maxmarx2]

I’m up uncle I’m up

[@donsavageofficial8228]

Hoooah 🦅🇺🇸

[@hadenkiks960]

I'm up. Now to find a spear...

[@ivanc9231]

And a fucking slingshot

[@T-19-]

And a cheese sandwich

[@soccerstatistician]

00:09
Europeans when Russian aggression begins

[@cormacvillanasco3924]

Any dictator tbh

[@user-hk7iy2vt5y]

This is my morning alarm 🫡🇺🇸

[@pigeonburd]

he do be spittin

[@arcjerclank6595]

true American spirit

[@Itbebobby]

Stand up gentleman

[@blitxwhx_x]

Goat

[@raygun26]

A knife, a spear, and an attitude.

[@SixpennyPimp]

I love this video

[@TheLiuKang]

This is my alarm 😂

[@knockoffjesus4844]

How do I set this as my alarm?

[@rbkommando5456]

You know what? You're right.

[@G..S]

How have i just found this now?

[@kidswhotouchsquids]

how do i make this my morning alarm

[@alexhall8221]

Time for some "Sookah LA mink!"..... Give em dat MINKA JUICE!... happy Memorial Day weekend, from a veteran United States Marine Corps always faithful b****! Jersey born

[@bishop7139]

0:27 is my ringtone

[@BigStevie]

Awesome!

[@gamergamminggames2906]

*0:27*

[@lordchorizo1042]

SALUTE

[@aesquivel7514]

2024 let's Goooo 🎉💪🏽😎❤️🤍💙

[@kennedycrevoiserat7095]

Was about to turn on pre church started this before tho. Fucking tremendous

[@Skateforlifelad]

I'm a savage.

[@kingshiz1796]

Thank you youtube algorithm

[@AuntiejustgivinER]

American since march30.1867

[@apx4582]

i think yk why i am here

[@coomr419]

🫡GET UP

[@stuckonaslide]

american school teachers every morning:

[@DEATHBYJOKES01]

Once a week for 8 years

[@hobotim8656]

o7

[@harisahmed8284]

Even i felt proud American and im not even American

[@cazaresmauricio]

O7

[@yalimelly4201]

😂

[@wiseguy4725]

My uncle stabbed a puerto rican

[@dfcj1499]

🤣

[@connorsexton168]

I love how my uncle was kil1ed by the Japanese during the way😅 I'm a messed up Individual lol, RIP Grandpa🙏

[@epsilon6516]

Many brave men were, that’s what memorial day is all about, to make sure they’ll never be forgotten. Every time we look at the flag we honor all those who sacrificed everything to keep it flying.