I Finally Did It - Stardew Valley
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- Опубликовано: 3 окт 2024
- A field full of meteorites is something people have been asking me to do since the beginning of time. To do this would take thousands and thousands of years in game, and my farthest file is a little over 200 years.. So using a few handy mods I managed to accomplish this.. STILL took quite an effort. Stardew Valley gameplay with my commentary as always!
Farm Manager Mod - www.nexusmods....
Yeah. I can tell you from experience that meteors beat trees. I had one land right on top of the only full grown apple tree I had.
That was probably terrible
@@ismefantasi5198 Twas on the second day of fall!!!
Happened to my orange tree too.
Oof...
I’m so sorry but I’m also laughing. So hard.
Imagine starting a new farm, and by some unholy bad luck, 3 meteors land in the first month around your farm house exit, before you get to upgrade your pickaxe, and you're stuck forever.
That wouldnt happen
@@demonica8677 ...that’s why they said “imagine”
the right side exit of your farm can't get blocked because it has a path lol
Haha, yeah imagine...
That's when you whip out the CJB Item Spawner and then throw away all the evidence you ever did anything.
“it definitely didn’t work”
_goes outside_
*”i think we’re onto something”*
Ness wrong. Why do you have 285 likes? He said it doesnt mean it didn’t work so it’s a double negative which makes it positive. Cmon ness. You being a orphan doesn’t mean you can be bad at English
Ajmain Rahman What?
Kakao he didn’t put the whole sentence in. He didn’t realise it was a double negative
@@smolotovcocktail7167 Why are you so serious about a joke
Wendy Lee exploiting for likes reeeeeeeeee
DF, when you broke the meteors in a spiral pattern at the end, were you subtlely trying to show us your downward spiral into insanity?
I found the english student
@@tastydishwasher That's a pretty basic metaphor, though.
@Gennylia Dalien I hope not... that gave me spiralphobia
Lets just say making these videos take a _lot_ of patience.
@Gennylia Dalien Mentioning that name in a wholesome farming game is illegal
And here I was thinking "I finally did it" meant you'd finally found a dino egg legit.
Never going to happen, man.
That's exactly what I thought!
umm i have a Dino egg what does it do!
janice ullrich put it in a coop and it’ll hatch a lil Dino
@@BabygirlTess97 thank you. you dont need anything extra for it right?
The amount of time it would take to get an entire field of meteorites is about 1 year, 252 days, and 10 hours real-time.
This number is assuming a player never sleeps, stops time, or stops the game, as well as having _perfect_ luck with meteorites always going into a free space and lining up in neat little rows.
Assuming a player only spends 42 seconds out of bed at a time (1 hour Stardew Valley time), that number is closer to 30 days and 20 hours. Again, only if everything goes perfectly.
For DF's very conservative estimate of about a thousand in-game years to fill the whole field, the number--again assuming the player is out of bed 42 seconds at a time--is 54 days and 10 hours.
Again, remember that the player is never once not playing the game during these times. The number goes up drastically when you account for time spent not playing Stardew Valley.
These numbers took a very long time to figure out, since I had numerous errors in my calculations (such as assuming Stardew Valley has 365 days in a year) and wasted time doing calculations DF already did, but I'm just glad to have figured it out. Now I can stop wasting my life wondering about this.
Effort
This is the first time I've seen DF actually reply to a comment, you should feel proud.
The chosen one
Are we not going to question the homeless man standing in the dark at 3:03 ?
SilverCansio Ummm...
Do you know DF?
We are NOT going to question it
he is technically married to him even if that option isnt real- it does fit the room of the marriage space
Danielle Tate that’s what I had figured as well
Anajjahahaha
Hey DF, just noticed something strange that happened in my game. I accidentally put a copper ore into my seed maker and out popped an item "Weeds" that I've never seen before. It's consumable and restores 38 energy and 15 health. Each copper ore produces 2 of these. An iron ore produces 3 of them that have a different appearance but have the same stats (also randomly produced ancient seeds). Gold ore doesn't go in. Iridium ore produces something COMPLETELY unexpected. When sold, the weeds are classified as other and aren't worth anything. Just thought this was worth bringing to your attention because I have 500 hours on this game and never noticed this before. I didn't see anything about it on the wiki either.
I guess weed are kinda a null or filler item, I got one by scything the grass on my farm so idk
I read somewhere that they grow mushroom trees
I swear you can get weeds in calico desert
i believe those are documented as bugs
@@helpme3230 I can't do it it might have been patched
Does anyone else wonder how many files DF has?
Probably like a thousand
More like ten thousand
My guess is 7
1 byte sized file
5 is the max
The sound of him collecting all the wood is so satisfying.
Yup
0:19
I like how you didn't cut out the part where you fell unconscious because of all the bombs you placed.
Lol df’s mottos is; if your not breaking the game your not doing it right.
53rd subscriber
Rusty Fork thank you very much Rusty Fork
5-minute Trash you bother using a semi-colon but do not bother spelling ‘you’re’ right? (I’m a grammar Nazi and proud)
@@z_zenith Yep
@@10n47 I'm compelled to subscribe out of begrudging respect
The more I watch of these the more I wonder of the ancient, long-forgotten time when you played Stardew Valley normally. What was that like?
Lol
And that is how Pam showed up to Stardew Valley!!!
Pam has been in SDV for millions of years
she was in the meteor that killed the dinosaurs
@@ouijaboard5527 no she was the meteor
Ouija board you’re wrong, you know what actually killed the dinosaurs? THE ICE AGE!!!
I thought aliens are smart?....
I just had a thought: What does having 1,000 (or 10,000) foraging do to the harvest of Salmonberries and Blackberries? I know if you boost your foraging to 13 with food, you can get an extra berry per harvest (three berries at level 8-11, and four berries at 12-13). I NEED TO SEE A BERRY EXPLOSION.
I bet ya this guy's favorite Borderlands character is Mr. Torgue
You saw the link to the mod I posted in the discord! Ahh I’m so happy, I knew you’d like it!
Sonneot well at least it’s someone different
what discord?
@Reel Of Cubes can you link it please
Oof
DF can do anything but marry krobus
Or Jodi/any other married NPCs
I'm sure it's only a matter of time.
And find a dino egg legitimately.
Damn krobus
BeastBoy3903 the ducking dwarf
DF: "I'm never gonna fill my field with meteors."
Mod community: "Oh really?"
DF: "Ok I'm gonna fill my whole field with meteors."
Now fill your entire farm with stone
Owls
I only got one
It was an attempt
Lucky guy
The Stone owls have only 1 spawn Point per farm
You have one and I have none, I wish I were the lucky one.
I got a stone owl on my 15th day, and a strange capsule on the 3rd of summer
When he said “pure meteor” I keep thinking it sounded like “ pure Michigan”
*using dozens of mega bombs*
_cuts to clinic_
Lol I didn’t notice before
Only DF would complain about the game not breaking
And now to clear it.......
It’s called enslaving The Pam
One can not merely enslave The Pam.
artchic528 One can try
Ellen Bergman
That would be suicide
Ellen Bergman enslaving Pam is impossible... Unless DF has 256 children to feed to Pam to tame it.
God damn ogre Pam...
WHERE IS THE :"Hello everyone" WE WANT IT BAAAAACK!!
do it again but process the geodes
df doing it again? very funny
Meteors grow?!
Time to start my new farm
It's gonna make billions
I know this is a joke but..
They actually fall during the night.
Posting a random emoji till DF notices me
Day 1: ⤵️
Well DF noticed me so I won't do this tomorrow *or will I?*
O2m3
It’s never gonna happen man
Good luck.
Haha I'll come back tomorrow
I wish you luck on your travels.
will keep a look out for these
This guys voice is adorable! in a good way
I love how nonchalantly the “I had to preform emergency surgery on you!” was left in at the beginning
1:09 "As much as i can possibly jam in here" DF 2019
“So we’re gonna cheat!” In the peppiest voice 😆
DF calmly explaining the logistics of meteors while carpet bombing the forest on his farm has me in stitches
2:34 look to the right, Linus is literally spacing out.
Hey DF! Thanks for doing stuff like this in your vids!!!! You are the only guy I’ve seen who does this crazy stuff!
I love how so many gaming RUclipsrs refuse to even think about cheats, meanwhile DF is over here being galaxy brained like "so anyways we gonna cheat" 🤣
I know that feeling when there’s a meteor storm aimed directly at your house
So my best friend and me started stardew valley only like 2 weeks ago, we are at our second year, and we had a meteorit few days ago, we were SO MAD because it destroyed our growing fields, now I see this video and you say it is rare, so maybe I should change my point of View and be lucky about it😂😂😂😂
"This wasn't as easy as it was supposed to be" DF's channel slogan right there
DF you’re hilarious thank you for your service to our entertainment
that tractor breaking sound was delicious
The best/worst thing that happened on my farm was a meteor landing in front of my green house on the second day. I still haven’t been able to clear it.
It only took a few nights because the meteors couldn't spawn on the tilled spots, so each night some of the tilled spots would disappear and you'd get more spawning in.
I needed this so much today. Thank you DF
Thank you so much for putting all the effort you put into your videos. They're a joy to watch!
Bunny jumps, did you make another mod for DF, AGAIN?
So meteorites eh damnable piece of rock who magically evaded all the debris and regular tree and hit your perfectly fine fruit trees
"That doesnt mean it didnt work"
Goes outside and sees a field of asteroids.
"I think we're on to something"
😂
I asked myself for years what these purple things were (honestly). Thanks for clearing that up.
3:04
Uhh
Linus-
you good there--
I had a iridium sprinkler...and I had no other iridiums to make another one ..but one day a meteor crushed my one and only sprinkler ..-FU-ohh
1:24 then where’s Pam
Me seeing Linus glitching in the wall: it happend...
I’m on mobile and I encountered this event when I was redesigning my farm I’m sooooo lucky so I decided to make a shrine for the meteor
Stardew and Farm Sim videos alternating days. I like.
*sings We Are The Champions*
2:34
Am I the only one that's concerned for Linus stuck in the void?
what a frickin legend
Congratulations DF. I have never been more proud and admired you more for seeing this shit through.
I'm kindof disappointed you didn't go to the trouble to pickaxe the meteors nightly into a perfectly aligned pattern to Completely fill the farm :< So much wasted space by imperfectly aligned meteors..
Congrats on 300k!!! I love u soooo much and feel like you deserver so much more than 300k, but I'm still really happy people like u as much as I like u!!! Love u soooo much😘😘😘😘😘😘😊😊😊😊
5:44 man that sound was satisfying
is that how the world ends?
DF destroyed the world! Next thing you know, DF's running around, marrying people in the afterlife 😂
"Only thing on our farm is one hungry little animal" (Linus) 😂
I would love to know DF's opinion on the Stardew Valley Battle Royalle mod.
There is an early 2000s action movie where a guy accepts his fate and take a hammer too a bunch of nuclear warheads. And he ran a ginger counter over his hammer, it was off the scale. And then he scanned himself...that's your farmer guy
You should do a video where you process a whole stack of geodes : ) I think it would be interesting to watch
I'm just imagining the npc shiting themselves as they see thousands of meteorites hit just outside the town
I opened RUclips and this just started I don't know why. But one less button to press
I think DF's catchphrase is "I thought this was going to be easier"
Are the meteor drops affected by luck? In that case, you could have gotten more iridium.
There's an EXTREMELY rare chance you could get a prismatic shard, but I don't think that's affected by luck
Small little tidbit here, on the fourth day of my first spring a meteor fell on the four corners farm.
I'm proud of you for this lmao
What a weird superpower. I’m just imagining DF getting in a car wreck or something and going “I’ll have a mod made for this” and the next day his car just punches other cars out of the way with giant boxing gloves.
He is the god of mods
Ivy Gaglione not even that, it’s more like he has the gods of modding at his fingertips.
Ohhh, that thumbnail!! LOL 😂😂😂😂😂
;P
Time lapse was a great addition! Another awesome video, thank you :)
That would have been so annoying if you had to do it manually without a mod lol
a 1 meter meteor upon impact would explode with 0.5 to 1 kilotons of force which is the equivalent to 500 to 1000 pounds of TNT. That house would not be there after one crashing within probably 50 meters of the building. This is a glitch currently in the game which displays inaccurate scientific data. As we know, stardew valley strives to accurately display the realism of real world physics and interactions. Thankfully this will be patched and the meteors will be shrunk to approximately 0.4 meters or about the size of a typical stone node in game. This has been,
ATM MOD
More theory videos! I love watching you analyze character dialogue.
MEN CANTÓ TU VIDEO TE FELIZITO Y TUS GRÁFICOS ESTÁN BUENISIMOS
I LOVED YOUR VIDEO YOU ARE CONGRATULATED AND YOUR GRAPHICS ARE VERY GOOD is the rough translation
Well, one day Jed was tuning up his truck, when down from the sky came a tumbling rock.
A meteorite, that is. Couple hundred of 'em, in fact.
Broi on my first year ever I got a meteor on spring 5th
this video 'rocks
you really crushed it on the commentary
i hope all your future videos are explosive
SSneaky And Friends wOwWwWwWw
Is it weird that I got a meteor of my second week of year 1, also I never chop trees so my farm was overgrown with them
"Y'see, the ol' farmin' life just weren't doin' it fer me no more. So I moved onta a new kinda farmin': space rocks!"
So I’m halfway through the video it was the tilled soil that was preventing the spawns
Should have been obvious when you tried it in winter that the hoed spots prevent meteors from spawning in those places. That's why they all appeared around the house the first time around and why when the entire field was hoed it couldn't even spawn 10 in a night.
I think the game decides where to put a meteor by choosing a random spot, checking to see if it has any forbidden stuff on it (like hoed spots, buildings etc), and if it does, then choosing another spot. This creates an infinite loop if there are no valid places for a meteor to go. The reason it's done this way is probably because the meteors are supposed to be a fun bonus and not destroy your crops. When I get a meteor on a fully developed farm it often takes a few extra seconds to find a spot for it to go; on a newer farm it doesn't.
If you really wanted to fill the map perfectly with meteors, you could purposefully hoe some spots to force them to spawn in a grid pattern. That would take a lot of effort though.
You should try the mod without tilled spaced, those count as objects (at least for trees).
I Just Really Miss When You Were Saying "Hello Everyone"
How do the bombs take down trees tho? I tried it on console but it didn’t work
you need 4, i don’t know how he did it
*”10 days later, it’s raining”* hmm I feel like that’s a reference to something, especially in an episode with meteors
Hey DF, can you fill..... my. field with your meteors? If you... know what I mean.
😳
how nice of those meteors to never land on your buildings, greenhouse, animals, or spouse part of the house.
They should land on Pam’s house
Hello df ^_^
Cool, now fill your field with alien capsules.
I got so excited at the title. I thought it was going to be legit dino eggs or something cute and quick.
"Dangerouslyfunny"
All of this guys joke make me sad, but that's it. I haven't laughed at one of his jokes, but I've seen like 4 videos because I like the concepts
ok
Them explaining how rare the meteors are ;
Nobody ;
Me who had one at the very start of their first year without knowing what it was ;
Anyone else notice that Linus was inside of the house but he was in the dark space in the beginning of the video
Bloody good time whenever you post and when I go through the old videos