Honestly, you'll probably be disappointed. I ended up dating what was, for lack of a better term, my bully, we were leads in the Sound of Music together. This chick started all sorts of rumors, even tried to get me expelled for having alcohol she had planted, simply because her ex boyfriend didn't get my part. Towards the end of the practice section of putting on the play, her and her boyfriend broke up and for God knows why, she confided in me, all while still being a massive itch. This started a pseudo-masocistic relationship, that lasted about 2 years. I just sorta took all sorts of verbal berating all in the name of getting laid (woo teenage male!). Never understood why she stayed with me considering how miserable she, very apparently, was. Either way, she's single with 3 kids from 3 dads, and I'm planning to pop the question to the most kind loving women I could ever ask for. Win win.
Your slow for someone in the fast lane And you’re thin for someone who likes f***ing I don’t like f***ing.I love it If I don’t f*** it. I don’t swallow That cracked me up
4:04 - 4:30 minutes 😂😂 i just love Those lines Linguini: And your thin for someone who likes **** Ego: I don't like **** I love it, if i don't **** i don't swallow jajaja 😂
Tatou: How do you tell good @#$% is without tasting it? Not the smell, not the look, but the sound of the crust. Listen... Bread: *c r o n c h* Remy: *n u t s*
The good thing about this movie and this joke, is that they fit together so good because they use the verb "cooking" so much, and well, censoring and "ing" go well together
7:21 you shoulda censored hair
Ikr!!!
They should have
Bleep Bloop hair??
Crystal Rowley penis
I don’t really see a problem with that
5:42 I feel like you missed a good opportunity for a censored joke right there
MrDrawingboard1 Agreed. 😂
I see why .. and I agree
Oh definitely
Shoulda censored the scene
5:21 is a good opportunity too
0:54 THIS HAD ME ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING
XD Same,
"Its my... Second, third, fourth... Fifth time... Monday was my first time."
@@1lillbluepikmin 😂😂🤣🤣🤣👅👅
He became a chad so quickly
LOL
5:53 I've never seen anypne with that much devotion 😂😂😂
😂😂😂
He’s hyped for it XD
[GD] Skyless penis
Hes gay 😏😂
“IF NO ONE WANTS IT, WHY ARE WE ***ing IT?!” 🤣🤣
3:05
Skinner: Welcome to Hell. Now recreate the (@$;?
Linguini: #^%!
They really said it lol
Soup ?
6:10 I mean that’s kinda how it works😂
Kiera Shauf UNDERRATED LOOOOOOL
UNDERRATED COMMENT
"If nobody wants it why are we ****ing it?" My highschool story in one sentence
There's a story here
Explain.
Commenting for the story
Honestly, you'll probably be disappointed. I ended up dating what was, for lack of a better term, my bully, we were leads in the Sound of Music together. This chick started all sorts of rumors, even tried to get me expelled for having alcohol she had planted, simply because her ex boyfriend didn't get my part. Towards the end of the practice section of putting on the play, her and her boyfriend broke up and for God knows why, she confided in me, all while still being a massive itch. This started a pseudo-masocistic relationship, that lasted about 2 years. I just sorta took all sorts of verbal berating all in the name of getting laid (woo teenage male!). Never understood why she stayed with me considering how miserable she, very apparently, was. Either way, she's single with 3 kids from 3 dads, and I'm planning to pop the question to the most kind loving women I could ever ask for. Win win.
@@dustyfan22 thats deep
1:25 instead of get something to trap it
Get something to f*** it
Ultra THAT WOULDVE BEEN SO GOOD
What shoild I do now?
@#$% it.
Now?
No not in the kitchen!
😂😂😂 It sounds so wrong if you take it outta comtext
1:30
It's CONTEXT
Mida?
Valentina Benítez I read ur comment at the exact time that it was play bf in the video
The chef in the background was nodding his head yes!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“I don’t like secrets! All this @#$%ing and reading and TV-watching while we- read and @#$%.”
lmfao
1:12 The definition of rape in a nutshell.
😂😂
Or hookers
@@Jzombi301 True lol.
7:17😂 omg that killed me for some reason
5:18 had me dying so hard 😂😂😂
2:45 dying of laughter
At the end you should of censored the whole screen where they kissed.
1:31 im dying 😂😂
*0:54**- HE LOOKS DOWN😂😂😂*
Ahhahhahahahahaha
0:54 killed me😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yes lol
I felt obligated to watch this. I regret nothing.
Me too 😂 it changed the way I looked at these movies
0:48 original line "everyone can cook"
Okey
r/wooooooosh
We know. You obviously missed the joke
@@rybarker6278 im not sure you used it right...
Thanks for that chief
0:54 linguini must be spy’s cousin or something
Sid the Sloth yes
Your slow for someone in the fast lane
And you’re thin for someone who likes f***ing
I don’t like f***ing.I love it
If I don’t f*** it. I don’t swallow
That cracked me up
1:29 i swear on God, that's the funniest part XDXDXDXD
"What should i do now?"
" *BEEP* it!"
" Now?"
" No,Not in the kitchen,are u mad?"
Me:😂🤣
3:16 is where I cracked.
4:04 - 4:30 minutes 😂😂 i just love Those lines
Linguini: And your thin for someone who likes ****
Ego: I don't like **** I love it, if i don't **** i don't swallow jajaja 😂
😉😉😂😂😂😂 and 4:34
Hassen Sulaimani jaja Yea 😂😂😂😂😂
Hassen Sulaimani u
I died at that bit!!
4:23 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Swallow what????
Horse milk
@@wolfboyh2 yoghurt
4:23 BOI da face
"If I don't @*#% it,I don't swallow"
now tell me why I'm on the floor laughing my head off
0:27 This Is So Funny 😂😂😂
3:05 I loved this part and now I even love it more cause it,s super funny XD
0:54 he #$@&ed like every day
what a mad lad
Tatou: How do you tell good @#$% is without tasting it? Not the smell, not the look, but the sound of the crust. Listen...
Bread: *c r o n c h*
Remy: *n u t s*
Skinner: "And what belief is that"
Collete: "Anyone can F*#K"
Everyone looks at eachother Lol
3:35 you either *%$? Yourself or %$?! A grower 😂😂
When you’re not used to the English version because the first time you watch it was in French
"We have to @#$% this! Now, exactly how we @#$% this is the real question!" Dead!
"If I don't @#$% it, I don't swallow." -Anton Ego
😆😆😆😆😂
6:01 DONT FUCK HIM!
*looks at each other with a confused look*
“What should I do now?”
“F**K IT!” 😈
“Now?”
“No! Not in the kitchen are you mad?”
😂😂😂
The good thing about this movie and this joke, is that they fit together so good because they use the verb "cooking" so much, and well, censoring and "ing" go well together
Kids, this movie is TOTALLY rated G ok. Rated G so make sure you watch it and say the stuff to your parents
Illinois Mapper you go say it to your parents , bitch
1:32 the best line out of the whole vid
3:06 Gordon Ramsey and all his shows in a nutshell.
4:23 Pixar, what have you done to make that so easy?
2:22 You ever think about what we @#$% into our mouths? All the time.
It gets so much better if you close your eyes and just listen
5:20
😂🤣 tell him to @#$% me with is best shot
1:26 it should have said "Linguini. Get something to @%#$ it.
4:23 is what got me to through my phone of laughter
Did anyone else think Johnny Sins when he said “Anyone can f*ck, but only the fearless can be great.”
This totally changes the context of the film... 😅
Oml you missed out on “how am I supposed to f*** with you yanking on my c*** all the time!” 😂
7:44 That's the funniest part.
Who knew? Rats are matchmakers!
7:44
He wasn't lying
4:25 made me cringe
There are possibilities unexplored here... We gotta @#$% this!
Now exactly how we @#$% is the real question
5:12 see what he did there?
4:36 I thought he said “c*ck”
You missed a part in Ego's ending monologue where he said "They have @#$%ed me to my core."
Honestly just a copy of Ninja Pandas videos
But not as good.
mystic oasis Its still really funny though! 😂
All of these statements I support
True
True...but still pretty funny.
5:17 *_"Tell him to @#$% me with his best shot."_*
5:25 I’ll have whatever he’s ****ing
2:06 should be
The sound of the c- *BEEP*
The sound of the crusts sounds like someone is cracking people’s necks.
Now Remy yanking Linguini's "hair" is a way worse image in my head lmao
Its like I know what they say when the censored sound effect plays.
0:54
"Surely you can't expect me to believe this is your first time f**king"
*_"This movie is rated F for F**k"_*
"What should I do now?"
"Fuck it"
"Now?"
"No not in the kitchen, are you mad?"
"How am i supposed to @#$% with you yankin on my hair all the time"LMFAO
I mean, I want another Rataouille movie so more funny moments like these are way better.
2:51 that was what made me almost laugh just for TAKING IT 😏😂
0:38 “He’s a garbage boy”
Good opportunity for a censor
"What should I do now?"
"Fu#@ IT!"
"Now?"
No offense, you missed a golden opportunity at, "he's a *&+$ boy."
"keep your station clear, or I will #$@& you!"
"I dont like F#$*ing, I Love it"
"and if i dont F%$* it, I dont swallow"
haha
“Monday was my first time.” BRUH
This got me Laughing FOR HOURS!!!!!😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
*i can't differ sometimes between if they said f*ck or sh*t*
Instead of "Get it get it get it!!" You should've done "**** it **** it **** it!!"
1:31
if he followed through:
www.reddit.com/r/NoRules/comments/kej4b9/gotta_do_what_u_gotta_do/?context=3
The internet: 2:53
You missed so many opportunities, and yet it still works.
Its not is my sec time I mean my fivetih time fucking Monday was my first time hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahhahaha
t h a n k y o u f o r t a k i n g i t
"Anton Ego is just another customer 🙌🙏 let's f###!!" " yeah! lets.... Okay... "
It says the f word so much to where its not funny but so much that it goes back to funny
why am i still so surprised that he said hell in a pixar movie. i rarely hear it and its very weird😂
This movie just got a whole new meaning...
*Monday was my first time...*
LOL IM DEAD 😂😂😂😩😩
6:08 :says I'm tired of fuc*ing
seconds later: I want to make things
Hmmm 😂 7:44
I liked that one
how to NOT get pepper sprayed:
Maker nut in 1 seconded flat
7:23 You missed a perfect opportunity for another censor
1:34 censor had
1:03 Monday was my first time
We all had a good ***** thanks to this video
"Fuck it!"
"Right now?"
"NO, NOT IN THE KITCHEN!"