Honestly, you'll probably be disappointed. I ended up dating what was, for lack of a better term, my bully, we were leads in the Sound of Music together. This chick started all sorts of rumors, even tried to get me expelled for having alcohol she had planted, simply because her ex boyfriend didn't get my part. Towards the end of the practice section of putting on the play, her and her boyfriend broke up and for God knows why, she confided in me, all while still being a massive itch. This started a pseudo-masocistic relationship, that lasted about 2 years. I just sorta took all sorts of verbal berating all in the name of getting laid (woo teenage male!). Never understood why she stayed with me considering how miserable she, very apparently, was. Either way, she's single with 3 kids from 3 dads, and I'm planning to pop the question to the most kind loving women I could ever ask for. Win win.
Your slow for someone in the fast lane And you’re thin for someone who likes f***ing I don’t like f***ing.I love it If I don’t f*** it. I don’t swallow That cracked me up
4:04 - 4:30 minutes 😂😂 i just love Those lines Linguini: And your thin for someone who likes **** Ego: I don't like **** I love it, if i don't **** i don't swallow jajaja 😂
Tatou: How do you tell good @#$% is without tasting it? Not the smell, not the look, but the sound of the crust. Listen... Bread: *c r o n c h* Remy: *n u t s*
The good thing about this movie and this joke, is that they fit together so good because they use the verb "cooking" so much, and well, censoring and "ing" go well together
7:21 you shoulda censored hair
Ikr!!!
They should have
Bleep Bloop hair??
Crystal Rowley penis
I don’t really see a problem with that
5:42 I feel like you missed a good opportunity for a censored joke right there
MrDrawingboard1 Agreed. 😂
I see why .. and I agree
Oh definitely
Shoulda censored the scene
5:21 is a good opportunity too
0:54 THIS HAD ME ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING
XD Same,
"Its my... Second, third, fourth... Fifth time... Monday was my first time."
@@1lillbluepikmin 😂😂🤣🤣🤣👅👅
He became a chad so quickly
LOL
“IF NO ONE WANTS IT, WHY ARE WE ***ing IT?!” 🤣🤣
5:53 I've never seen anypne with that much devotion 😂😂😂
😂😂😂
He’s hyped for it XD
[GD] Skyless penis
Hes gay 😏😂
1:25 instead of get something to trap it
Get something to f*** it
Ultra THAT WOULDVE BEEN SO GOOD
6:10 I mean that’s kinda how it works😂
Kiera Shauf UNDERRATED LOOOOOOL
UNDERRATED COMMENT
3:05
Skinner: Welcome to Hell. Now recreate the (@$;?
Linguini: #^%!
They really said it lol
Soup ?
"If nobody wants it why are we ****ing it?" My highschool story in one sentence
There's a story here
Explain.
Commenting for the story
Honestly, you'll probably be disappointed. I ended up dating what was, for lack of a better term, my bully, we were leads in the Sound of Music together. This chick started all sorts of rumors, even tried to get me expelled for having alcohol she had planted, simply because her ex boyfriend didn't get my part. Towards the end of the practice section of putting on the play, her and her boyfriend broke up and for God knows why, she confided in me, all while still being a massive itch. This started a pseudo-masocistic relationship, that lasted about 2 years. I just sorta took all sorts of verbal berating all in the name of getting laid (woo teenage male!). Never understood why she stayed with me considering how miserable she, very apparently, was. Either way, she's single with 3 kids from 3 dads, and I'm planning to pop the question to the most kind loving women I could ever ask for. Win win.
@@dustyfan22 thats deep
1:12 The definition of rape in a nutshell.
😂😂
Or hookers
@@Jzombi301 True lol.
“I don’t like secrets! All this @#$%ing and reading and TV-watching while we- read and @#$%.”
lmfao
What shoild I do now?
@#$% it.
Now?
No not in the kitchen!
😂😂😂 It sounds so wrong if you take it outta comtext
1:30
It's CONTEXT
Mida?
Valentina Benítez I read ur comment at the exact time that it was play bf in the video
The chef in the background was nodding his head yes!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
2:45 dying of laughter
7:17😂 omg that killed me for some reason
5:18 had me dying so hard 😂😂😂
At the end you should of censored the whole screen where they kissed.
1:31 im dying 😂😂
0:48 original line "everyone can cook"
Okey
r/wooooooosh
We know. You obviously missed the joke
@@rybarker6278 im not sure you used it right...
Thanks for that chief
0:54 killed me😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yes lol
*0:54**- HE LOOKS DOWN😂😂😂*
Ahhahhahahahahaha
0:54 linguini must be spy’s cousin or something
Sid the Sloth yes
Your slow for someone in the fast lane
And you’re thin for someone who likes f***ing
I don’t like f***ing.I love it
If I don’t f*** it. I don’t swallow
That cracked me up
1:29 i swear on God, that's the funniest part XDXDXDXD
I felt obligated to watch this. I regret nothing.
Me too 😂 it changed the way I looked at these movies
4:23 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Swallow what????
Horse milk
@@wolfboyh2 yoghurt
3:16 is where I cracked.
0:27 This Is So Funny 😂😂😂
4:23 BOI da face
"If I don't @*#% it,I don't swallow"
now tell me why I'm on the floor laughing my head off
4:04 - 4:30 minutes 😂😂 i just love Those lines
Linguini: And your thin for someone who likes ****
Ego: I don't like **** I love it, if i don't **** i don't swallow jajaja 😂
😉😉😂😂😂😂 and 4:34
Hassen Sulaimani jaja Yea 😂😂😂😂😂
Hassen Sulaimani u
I died at that bit!!
"What should i do now?"
" *BEEP* it!"
" Now?"
" No,Not in the kitchen,are u mad?"
Me:😂🤣
3:05 I loved this part and now I even love it more cause it,s super funny XD
0:54 he #$@&ed like every day
what a mad lad
Tatou: How do you tell good @#$% is without tasting it? Not the smell, not the look, but the sound of the crust. Listen...
Bread: *c r o n c h*
Remy: *n u t s*
6:01 DONT FUCK HIM!
*looks at each other with a confused look*
The good thing about this movie and this joke, is that they fit together so good because they use the verb "cooking" so much, and well, censoring and "ing" go well together
3:35 you either *%$? Yourself or %$?! A grower 😂😂
5:20
😂🤣 tell him to @#$% me with is best shot
"We have to @#$% this! Now, exactly how we @#$% this is the real question!" Dead!
When you’re not used to the English version because the first time you watch it was in French
Skinner: "And what belief is that"
Collete: "Anyone can F*#K"
Everyone looks at eachother Lol
"If I don't @#$% it, I don't swallow." -Anton Ego
😆😆😆😆😂
4:23 Pixar, what have you done to make that so easy?
1:32 the best line out of the whole vid
It gets so much better if you close your eyes and just listen
2:22 You ever think about what we @#$% into our mouths? All the time.
“What should I do now?”
“F**K IT!” 😈
“Now?”
“No! Not in the kitchen are you mad?”
😂😂😂
Kids, this movie is TOTALLY rated G ok. Rated G so make sure you watch it and say the stuff to your parents
Illinois Mapper you go say it to your parents , bitch
3:06 Gordon Ramsey and all his shows in a nutshell.
Did anyone else think Johnny Sins when he said “Anyone can f*ck, but only the fearless can be great.”
4:23 is what got me to through my phone of laughter
1:26 it should have said "Linguini. Get something to @%#$ it.
4:36 I thought he said “c*ck”
You missed a part in Ego's ending monologue where he said "They have @#$%ed me to my core."
7:44 That's the funniest part.
There are possibilities unexplored here... We gotta @#$% this!
Now exactly how we @#$% is the real question
Its like I know what they say when the censored sound effect plays.
This totally changes the context of the film... 😅
5:17 *_"Tell him to @#$% me with his best shot."_*
Honestly just a copy of Ninja Pandas videos
But not as good.
mystic oasis Its still really funny though! 😂
All of these statements I support
True
True...but still pretty funny.
7:44
He wasn't lying
5:25 I’ll have whatever he’s ****ing
Who knew? Rats are matchmakers!
*i can't differ sometimes between if they said f*ck or sh*t*
Oml you missed out on “how am I supposed to f*** with you yanking on my c*** all the time!” 😂
I mean, I want another Rataouille movie so more funny moments like these are way better.
*_"This movie is rated F for F**k"_*
Now Remy yanking Linguini's "hair" is a way worse image in my head lmao
5:12 see what he did there?
2:06 should be
The sound of the c- *BEEP*
The sound of the crusts sounds like someone is cracking people’s necks.
0:54
"Surely you can't expect me to believe this is your first time f**king"
I'm crying
why am i still so surprised that he said hell in a pixar movie. i rarely hear it and its very weird😂
4:25 made me cringe
t h a n k y o u f o r t a k i n g i t
"keep your station clear, or I will #$@& you!"
1:31
if he followed through:
www.reddit.com/r/NoRules/comments/kej4b9/gotta_do_what_u_gotta_do/?context=3
No offense, you missed a golden opportunity at, "he's a *&+$ boy."
It says the f word so much to where its not funny but so much that it goes back to funny
This got me Laughing FOR HOURS!!!!!😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
why are you @#$$*ing like that?
I don't want to constsntly wash my paws
XD
WHTA IS IT HE'S WASHING OF HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Its not is my sec time I mean my fivetih time fucking Monday was my first time hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahhahaha
“Monday was my first time.” BRUH
1:34 censor had
2:51 that was what made me almost laugh just for TAKING IT 😏😂
This movie just got a whole new meaning...
"What should I do now?"
"Fuck it"
"Now?"
"No not in the kitchen, are you mad?"
"The sound of the crust
(CRRRCHHH)
Only great [REDACTED] sounds like that"
The *w h a t*
2:19 man that's so true
*Monday was my first time...*
LOL IM DEAD 😂😂😂😩😩
Instead of "Get it get it get it!!" You should've done "**** it **** it **** it!!"
"How am i supposed to @#$% with you yankin on my hair all the time"LMFAO
0:38 “He’s a garbage boy”
Good opportunity for a censor
"What should I do now?"
"Fu#@ IT!"
"Now?"
You missed so many opportunities, and yet it still works.
1:03 Monday was my first time
Fifth time.....Monday was my first day!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆
I literally died!!!!
When he says "Thanks for coming back little chef", you could have put "Thanks for coming back little f***" instead. Missed opportunity.
7:23 You missed a perfect opportunity for another censor
i literally memorized the movie and i can’t hear them say anything *bad*
Does replace every beep with fuck
Everyone knows, it just says that becuase with the bleeps it sounds funny
@Meredith Sosik yes i *know*