Honestly, you'll probably be disappointed. I ended up dating what was, for lack of a better term, my bully, we were leads in the Sound of Music together. This chick started all sorts of rumors, even tried to get me expelled for having alcohol she had planted, simply because her ex boyfriend didn't get my part. Towards the end of the practice section of putting on the play, her and her boyfriend broke up and for God knows why, she confided in me, all while still being a massive itch. This started a pseudo-masocistic relationship, that lasted about 2 years. I just sorta took all sorts of verbal berating all in the name of getting laid (woo teenage male!). Never understood why she stayed with me considering how miserable she, very apparently, was. Either way, she's single with 3 kids from 3 dads, and I'm planning to pop the question to the most kind loving women I could ever ask for. Win win.
Your slow for someone in the fast lane And you’re thin for someone who likes f***ing I don’t like f***ing.I love it If I don’t f*** it. I don’t swallow That cracked me up
4:04 - 4:30 minutes 😂😂 i just love Those lines Linguini: And your thin for someone who likes **** Ego: I don't like **** I love it, if i don't **** i don't swallow jajaja 😂
Tatou: How do you tell good @#$% is without tasting it? Not the smell, not the look, but the sound of the crust. Listen... Bread: *c r o n c h* Remy: *n u t s*
The good thing about this movie and this joke, is that they fit together so good because they use the verb "cooking" so much, and well, censoring and "ing" go well together
7:21 you shoulda censored hair
Ikr!!!
They should have
Bleep Bloop hair??
Crystal Rowley penis
I don’t really see a problem with that
0:54 THIS HAD ME ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING
XD Same,
"Its my... Second, third, fourth... Fifth time... Monday was my first time."
@@1lillbluepikmin 😂😂🤣🤣🤣👅👅
He became a chad so quickly
LOL
5:42 I feel like you missed a good opportunity for a censored joke right there
MrDrawingboard1 Agreed. 😂
I see why .. and I agree
Oh definitely
Shoulda censored the scene
5:21 is a good opportunity too
“IF NO ONE WANTS IT, WHY ARE WE ***ing IT?!” 🤣🤣
1:25 instead of get something to trap it
Get something to f*** it
Ultra THAT WOULDVE BEEN SO GOOD
5:53 I've never seen anypne with that much devotion 😂😂😂
😂😂😂
He’s hyped for it XD
[GD] Skyless penis
Hes gay 😏😂
"If nobody wants it why are we ****ing it?" My highschool story in one sentence
There's a story here
Explain.
Commenting for the story
Honestly, you'll probably be disappointed. I ended up dating what was, for lack of a better term, my bully, we were leads in the Sound of Music together. This chick started all sorts of rumors, even tried to get me expelled for having alcohol she had planted, simply because her ex boyfriend didn't get my part. Towards the end of the practice section of putting on the play, her and her boyfriend broke up and for God knows why, she confided in me, all while still being a massive itch. This started a pseudo-masocistic relationship, that lasted about 2 years. I just sorta took all sorts of verbal berating all in the name of getting laid (woo teenage male!). Never understood why she stayed with me considering how miserable she, very apparently, was. Either way, she's single with 3 kids from 3 dads, and I'm planning to pop the question to the most kind loving women I could ever ask for. Win win.
@@dustyfan22 thats deep
6:10 I mean that’s kinda how it works😂
Kiera Shauf UNDERRATED LOOOOOOL
UNDERRATED COMMENT
1:12 The definition of rape in a nutshell.
😂😂
Or hookers
@@Jzombi301 True lol.
3:05
Skinner: Welcome to Hell. Now recreate the (@$;?
Linguini: #^%!
They really said it lol
Soup ?
What shoild I do now?
@#$% it.
Now?
No not in the kitchen!
😂😂😂 It sounds so wrong if you take it outta comtext
1:30
It's CONTEXT
Mida?
Valentina Benítez I read ur comment at the exact time that it was play bf in the video
The chef in the background was nodding his head yes!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“I don’t like secrets! All this @#$%ing and reading and TV-watching while we- read and @#$%.”
lmfao
2:45 dying of laughter
5:18 had me dying so hard 😂😂😂
7:17😂 omg that killed me for some reason
At the end you should of censored the whole screen where they kissed.
1:31 im dying 😂😂
*0:54**- HE LOOKS DOWN😂😂😂*
Ahhahhahahahahaha
0:54 killed me😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yes lol
0:48 original line "everyone can cook"
Okey
r/wooooooosh
We know. You obviously missed the joke
@@rybarker6278 im not sure you used it right...
Thanks for that chief
I felt obligated to watch this. I regret nothing.
Me too 😂 it changed the way I looked at these movies
0:54 linguini must be spy’s cousin or something
Sid the Sloth yes
4:23 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Swallow what????
Horse milk
@@wolfboyh2 yoghurt
Your slow for someone in the fast lane
And you’re thin for someone who likes f***ing
I don’t like f***ing.I love it
If I don’t f*** it. I don’t swallow
That cracked me up
1:29 i swear on God, that's the funniest part XDXDXDXD
4:23 BOI da face
"What should i do now?"
" *BEEP* it!"
" Now?"
" No,Not in the kitchen,are u mad?"
Me:😂🤣
3:16 is where I cracked.
0:27 This Is So Funny 😂😂😂
4:04 - 4:30 minutes 😂😂 i just love Those lines
Linguini: And your thin for someone who likes ****
Ego: I don't like **** I love it, if i don't **** i don't swallow jajaja 😂
😉😉😂😂😂😂 and 4:34
Hassen Sulaimani jaja Yea 😂😂😂😂😂
Hassen Sulaimani u
I died at that bit!!
0:54 he #$@&ed like every day
what a mad lad
"If I don't @*#% it,I don't swallow"
now tell me why I'm on the floor laughing my head off
Tatou: How do you tell good @#$% is without tasting it? Not the smell, not the look, but the sound of the crust. Listen...
Bread: *c r o n c h*
Remy: *n u t s*
3:05 I loved this part and now I even love it more cause it,s super funny XD
6:01 DONT FUCK HIM!
*looks at each other with a confused look*
Skinner: "And what belief is that"
Collete: "Anyone can F*#K"
Everyone looks at eachother Lol
"If I don't @#$% it, I don't swallow." -Anton Ego
😆😆😆😆😂
"We have to @#$% this! Now, exactly how we @#$% this is the real question!" Dead!
When you’re not used to the English version because the first time you watch it was in French
3:35 you either *%$? Yourself or %$?! A grower 😂😂
The good thing about this movie and this joke, is that they fit together so good because they use the verb "cooking" so much, and well, censoring and "ing" go well together
“What should I do now?”
“F**K IT!” 😈
“Now?”
“No! Not in the kitchen are you mad?”
😂😂😂
It gets so much better if you close your eyes and just listen
1:32 the best line out of the whole vid
5:20
😂🤣 tell him to @#$% me with is best shot
2:22 You ever think about what we @#$% into our mouths? All the time.
3:06 Gordon Ramsey and all his shows in a nutshell.
Kids, this movie is TOTALLY rated G ok. Rated G so make sure you watch it and say the stuff to your parents
Illinois Mapper you go say it to your parents , bitch
4:23 is what got me to through my phone of laughter
4:36 I thought he said “c*ck”
1:26 it should have said "Linguini. Get something to @%#$ it.
There are possibilities unexplored here... We gotta @#$% this!
Now exactly how we @#$% is the real question
7:44 That's the funniest part.
Who knew? Rats are matchmakers!
*_"This movie is rated F for F**k"_*
7:44
He wasn't lying
5:17 *_"Tell him to @#$% me with his best shot."_*
This totally changes the context of the film... 😅
5:25 I’ll have whatever he’s ****ing
4:23 Pixar, what have you done to make that so easy?
Oml you missed out on “how am I supposed to f*** with you yanking on my c*** all the time!” 😂
4:25 made me cringe
Did anyone else think Johnny Sins when he said “Anyone can f*ck, but only the fearless can be great.”
You missed a part in Ego's ending monologue where he said "They have @#$%ed me to my core."
2:06 should be
The sound of the c- *BEEP*
The sound of the crusts sounds like someone is cracking people’s necks.
This got me Laughing FOR HOURS!!!!!😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm crying
5:12 see what he did there?
"How am i supposed to @#$% with you yankin on my hair all the time"LMFAO
Its like I know what they say when the censored sound effect plays.
Honestly just a copy of Ninja Pandas videos
But not as good.
mystic oasis Its still really funny though! 😂
All of these statements I support
True
True...but still pretty funny.
1:31
if he followed through:
www.reddit.com/r/NoRules/comments/kej4b9/gotta_do_what_u_gotta_do/?context=3
Now Remy yanking Linguini's "hair" is a way worse image in my head lmao
0:54
"Surely you can't expect me to believe this is your first time f**king"
Hmmm 😂 7:44
I liked that one
how to NOT get pepper sprayed:
Maker nut in 1 seconded flat
*Monday was my first time...*
LOL IM DEAD 😂😂😂😩😩
“Monday was my first time.” BRUH
"keep your station clear, or I will #$@& you!"
The internet: 2:53
t h a n k y o u f o r t a k i n g i t
No offense, you missed a golden opportunity at, "he's a *&+$ boy."
"What should I do now?"
"Fu#@ IT!"
"Now?"
2:51 that was what made me almost laugh just for TAKING IT 😏😂
I mean, I want another Rataouille movie so more funny moments like these are way better.
"I dont like F#$*ing, I Love it"
"and if i dont F%$* it, I dont swallow"
haha
*i can't differ sometimes between if they said f*ck or sh*t*
Its not is my sec time I mean my fivetih time fucking Monday was my first time hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahhahaha
It says the f word so much to where its not funny but so much that it goes back to funny
"What should I do now?"
"Fuck it"
"Now?"
"No not in the kitchen, are you mad?"
0:38 “He’s a garbage boy”
Good opportunity for a censor
1:34 censor had
1:03 Monday was my first time
6:08 :says I'm tired of fuc*ing
seconds later: I want to make things
This movie just got a whole new meaning...
We all had a good ***** thanks to this video
2:19 man that's so true
Instead of "Get it get it get it!!" You should've done "**** it **** it **** it!!"
"The sound of the crust
(CRRRCHHH)
Only great [REDACTED] sounds like that"
The *w h a t*
"Anton Ego is just another customer 🙌🙏 let's f###!!" " yeah! lets.... Okay... "
You missed so many opportunities, and yet it still works.