Honestly, you'll probably be disappointed. I ended up dating what was, for lack of a better term, my bully, we were leads in the Sound of Music together. This chick started all sorts of rumors, even tried to get me expelled for having alcohol she had planted, simply because her ex boyfriend didn't get my part. Towards the end of the practice section of putting on the play, her and her boyfriend broke up and for God knows why, she confided in me, all while still being a massive itch. This started a pseudo-masocistic relationship, that lasted about 2 years. I just sorta took all sorts of verbal berating all in the name of getting laid (woo teenage male!). Never understood why she stayed with me considering how miserable she, very apparently, was. Either way, she's single with 3 kids from 3 dads, and I'm planning to pop the question to the most kind loving women I could ever ask for. Win win.
4:04 - 4:30 minutes 😂😂 i just love Those lines Linguini: And your thin for someone who likes **** Ego: I don't like **** I love it, if i don't **** i don't swallow jajaja 😂
Your slow for someone in the fast lane And you’re thin for someone who likes f***ing I don’t like f***ing.I love it If I don’t f*** it. I don’t swallow That cracked me up
The good thing about this movie and this joke, is that they fit together so good because they use the verb "cooking" so much, and well, censoring and "ing" go well together
Tatou: How do you tell good @#$% is without tasting it? Not the smell, not the look, but the sound of the crust. Listen... Bread: *c r o n c h* Remy: *n u t s*
7:21 you shoulda censored hair
Ikr!!!
They should have
Bleep Bloop hair??
Crystal Rowley penis
I don’t really see a problem with that
5:42 I feel like you missed a good opportunity for a censored joke right there
MrDrawingboard1 Agreed. 😂
I see why .. and I agree
Oh definitely
Shoulda censored the scene
5:21 is a good opportunity too
0:54 THIS HAD ME ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING
XD Same,
"Its my... Second, third, fourth... Fifth time... Monday was my first time."
@@1lillbluepikmin 😂😂🤣🤣🤣👅👅
He became a chad so quickly
LOL
5:53 I've never seen anypne with that much devotion 😂😂😂
😂😂😂
He’s hyped for it XD
[GD] Skyless penis
Hes gay 😏😂
6:10 I mean that’s kinda how it works😂
Kiera Shauf UNDERRATED LOOOOOOL
UNDERRATED COMMENT
3:05
Skinner: Welcome to Hell. Now recreate the (@$;?
Linguini: #^%!
They really said it lol
Soup ?
“IF NO ONE WANTS IT, WHY ARE WE ***ing IT?!” 🤣🤣
"If nobody wants it why are we ****ing it?" My highschool story in one sentence
There's a story here
Explain.
Commenting for the story
Honestly, you'll probably be disappointed. I ended up dating what was, for lack of a better term, my bully, we were leads in the Sound of Music together. This chick started all sorts of rumors, even tried to get me expelled for having alcohol she had planted, simply because her ex boyfriend didn't get my part. Towards the end of the practice section of putting on the play, her and her boyfriend broke up and for God knows why, she confided in me, all while still being a massive itch. This started a pseudo-masocistic relationship, that lasted about 2 years. I just sorta took all sorts of verbal berating all in the name of getting laid (woo teenage male!). Never understood why she stayed with me considering how miserable she, very apparently, was. Either way, she's single with 3 kids from 3 dads, and I'm planning to pop the question to the most kind loving women I could ever ask for. Win win.
@@dustyfan22 thats deep
1:25 instead of get something to trap it
Get something to f*** it
Ultra THAT WOULDVE BEEN SO GOOD
1:12 The definition of rape in a nutshell.
😂😂
Or hookers
@@Jzombi301 True lol.
What shoild I do now?
@#$% it.
Now?
No not in the kitchen!
😂😂😂 It sounds so wrong if you take it outta comtext
1:30
It's CONTEXT
Mida?
Valentina Benítez I read ur comment at the exact time that it was play bf in the video
The chef in the background was nodding his head yes!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“I don’t like secrets! All this @#$%ing and reading and TV-watching while we- read and @#$%.”
lmfao
5:18 had me dying so hard 😂😂😂
At the end you should of censored the whole screen where they kissed.
2:45 dying of laughter
7:17😂 omg that killed me for some reason
1:31 im dying 😂😂
*0:54**- HE LOOKS DOWN😂😂😂*
Ahhahhahahahahaha
I felt obligated to watch this. I regret nothing.
Me too 😂 it changed the way I looked at these movies
0:54 killed me😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yes lol
0:48 original line "everyone can cook"
Okey
r/wooooooosh
We know. You obviously missed the joke
@@rybarker6278 im not sure you used it right...
Thanks for that chief
1:29 i swear on God, that's the funniest part XDXDXDXD
0:54 linguini must be spy’s cousin or something
Sid the Sloth yes
4:23 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Swallow what????
Horse milk
@@wolfboyh2 yoghurt
3:16 is where I cracked.
"What should i do now?"
" *BEEP* it!"
" Now?"
" No,Not in the kitchen,are u mad?"
Me:😂🤣
4:23 BOI da face
4:04 - 4:30 minutes 😂😂 i just love Those lines
Linguini: And your thin for someone who likes ****
Ego: I don't like **** I love it, if i don't **** i don't swallow jajaja 😂
😉😉😂😂😂😂 and 4:34
Hassen Sulaimani jaja Yea 😂😂😂😂😂
Hassen Sulaimani u
I died at that bit!!
Your slow for someone in the fast lane
And you’re thin for someone who likes f***ing
I don’t like f***ing.I love it
If I don’t f*** it. I don’t swallow
That cracked me up
0:27 This Is So Funny 😂😂😂
3:35 you either *%$? Yourself or %$?! A grower 😂😂
3:05 I loved this part and now I even love it more cause it,s super funny XD
6:01 DONT FUCK HIM!
*looks at each other with a confused look*
0:54 he #$@&ed like every day
what a mad lad
"If I don't @*#% it,I don't swallow"
now tell me why I'm on the floor laughing my head off
1:32 the best line out of the whole vid
The good thing about this movie and this joke, is that they fit together so good because they use the verb "cooking" so much, and well, censoring and "ing" go well together
5:20
😂🤣 tell him to @#$% me with is best shot
Tatou: How do you tell good @#$% is without tasting it? Not the smell, not the look, but the sound of the crust. Listen...
Bread: *c r o n c h*
Remy: *n u t s*
It gets so much better if you close your eyes and just listen
3:06 Gordon Ramsey and all his shows in a nutshell.
When you’re not used to the English version because the first time you watch it was in French
1:31
if he followed through:
www.reddit.com/r/NoRules/comments/kej4b9/gotta_do_what_u_gotta_do/?context=3
Skinner: "And what belief is that"
Collete: "Anyone can F*#K"
Everyone looks at eachother Lol
"We have to @#$% this! Now, exactly how we @#$% this is the real question!" Dead!
Kids, this movie is TOTALLY rated G ok. Rated G so make sure you watch it and say the stuff to your parents
Illinois Mapper you go say it to your parents , bitch
4:36 I thought he said “c*ck”
4:23 Pixar, what have you done to make that so easy?
4:23 is what got me to through my phone of laughter
7:44 That's the funniest part.
"If I don't @#$% it, I don't swallow." -Anton Ego
😆😆😆😆😂
Oml you missed out on “how am I supposed to f*** with you yanking on my c*** all the time!” 😂
I'm crying
“What should I do now?”
“F**K IT!” 😈
“Now?”
“No! Not in the kitchen are you mad?”
😂😂😂
2:22 You ever think about what we @#$% into our mouths? All the time.
7:44
He wasn't lying
1:26 it should have said "Linguini. Get something to @%#$ it.
5:25 I’ll have whatever he’s ****ing
Who knew? Rats are matchmakers!
This totally changes the context of the film... 😅
*_"This movie is rated F for F**k"_*
Did anyone else think Johnny Sins when he said “Anyone can f*ck, but only the fearless can be great.”
4:25 made me cringe
You missed a part in Ego's ending monologue where he said "They have @#$%ed me to my core."
Its like I know what they say when the censored sound effect plays.
There are possibilities unexplored here... We gotta @#$% this!
Now exactly how we @#$% is the real question
5:17 *_"Tell him to @#$% me with his best shot."_*
5:12 see what he did there?
1:34 censor had
Honestly just a copy of Ninja Pandas videos
But not as good.
mystic oasis Its still really funny though! 😂
All of these statements I support
True
True...but still pretty funny.
Now Remy yanking Linguini's "hair" is a way worse image in my head lmao
*i can't differ sometimes between if they said f*ck or sh*t*
The internet: 2:53
2:06 should be
The sound of the c- *BEEP*
The sound of the crusts sounds like someone is cracking people’s necks.
0:54
"Surely you can't expect me to believe this is your first time f**king"
I mean, I want another Rataouille movie so more funny moments like these are way better.
2:19 man that's so true
why are you @#$$*ing like that?
I don't want to constsntly wash my paws
XD
WHTA IS IT HE'S WASHING OF HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
This movie just got a whole new meaning...
You missed so many opportunities, and yet it still works.
"How am i supposed to @#$% with you yankin on my hair all the time"LMFAO
2:51 that was what made me almost laugh just for TAKING IT 😏😂
t h a n k y o u f o r t a k i n g i t
This got me Laughing FOR HOURS!!!!!😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
0:38 “He’s a garbage boy”
Good opportunity for a censor
"keep your station clear, or I will #$@& you!"
This is the funniest thing on RUclips
“Monday was my first time.” BRUH
We all had a good ***** thanks to this video
Hmmm 😂 7:44
I liked that one
how to NOT get pepper sprayed:
Maker nut in 1 seconded flat
No offense, you missed a golden opportunity at, "he's a *&+$ boy."
7:45
5:54 👌🏻
This worked better than the inside out one tbh
"I dont like F#$*ing, I Love it"
"and if i dont F%$* it, I dont swallow"
haha
Instead of "Get it get it get it!!" You should've done "**** it **** it **** it!!"
Yasssssssss so awesome I love these
why am i still so surprised that he said hell in a pixar movie. i rarely hear it and its very weird😂
"What should I do now?"
"Fu#@ IT!"
"Now?"
It says the f word so much to where its not funny but so much that it goes back to funny