As a subscriber on Secret Base's Patreon, sorry Jon Bois, but Kadarius Toney deserves no fan club (great vid though, it'll come to RUclips eventually...)
That formation looks like someone started a Create - A - Play on a football game from like, the sixteen bit era... got like 20-30% of it set up but just left the rest of it for whenever But then it somehow ended up in the mix completely untouched 😂
"Vegeta! What does the scouter say about his Derpness level?" "IT'S OVER 9000!" "OVER 9000?!" Vegeta died of sheer embarrassment on behalf of FivePoints and the rest of the sadomasochists known as Giants fans.
Coaches will scheme for days to account for every defender on an offensive play. They had 4 lineman and 1 rb to account for 2 linebackers and 2 dbs. Should have been a walk in td. I think there is a future for these formations cuz the defense has to cover the sneak and the one on one on the other side. Sadly, those boneheads have guaranteed we don’t see it soon. Btw, that pass needs to be thrown to an rb, so they can lean into the endzone. Nabers needed to be the dude alone on the other side. Daboll does not impress me
Despite sharing the name, and despite being a Giants fan, I have made it a point to stay off alcohol. For the sake of forgetting I ever saw... whatever that was... I am considering making an exception.
I'm glad you were able to laugh along with Tree, at least a little bit. I started rooting for the Bills in the early 80s during their second consecutive 2-14 season, so I have felt your pain.
Might look familiar. The Commanders tried the same thing against the Giants in a December 2009 game back when Zorn was on his way to being fired. Just instead of on a 2-point play, it was on...a fake Field goal...
Football fans: WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU LET HIM GET BY ALL 5 OF YOU Hockey fans: what a goal by Connor McDavid going straight through all 5 of us not much we could do
I love how you're not even mad in this clip. You're so numb to the pain that you just have to laugh along with Tree. Only 10 more weeks of this shit to go!
The 5 players skootching together into the end zone, almost looking like they're tied together three legged race style, is the funniest part. Like literally what is that?? 😂😂😂
@@JimTheFly Lol or maybe it's like one of those "how high of a toilet paper wall can my dog jump over" videos, where the dog games the system and plows through the toilet paper
As a cowboys fan, I really have no business laughing at this…… but watching him cry his happy tears into the terrible towel is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while
10 guys utterly paralyzed by the human WTF reflex on defense...and then Highsmith like "alright, this is what they're gonna give me, I'll take it." The confusion fu almost worked.
You know, that extra point formation reminds me back in the early to mid 2000's, the University of Oklahoma had Mike Leach as their offensive coordinator. Leach came up with a formation he called the Ninja. He'd put 2-3 blockers and one receiver on each side of the field, usually out at the numbers. 2-3 blockers and the QB would be at the spot of the ball with maybe a back added into the mix, and the QB would have to throw the quick screen or a shovel pass over the middle. College level, it was decent at beating defenses with weaker secondaries. But against the pros in the NFL? Not a chance.
as a cowboys fan, i constantly feel like my life sucks. but in my lowest moments... i remember the new york giants. and the fact that WE OWN THEM. thank you for reading this.
All rise for the playing of the national anthem of the Football Giants of New York: "Derp, derpity derp derp." This is the most Deprity Derp play in recent FGNY history... and that's saying something. If this doesn't convince you that Eli put a jinx on this team when he retired, then I don't know what will.
I can also say, it sucks seeing Five having to deal with the Giants and stream his disappointment to the point I wouldn't blame him if he didn't stream for reactions. As a bears fan, I know that feeling very much
This is a visual concept of how to obviously tank a football game. The Giants want the higher draft pick. It's so blaintly obvious right here. Look as he snaps the ball every defender in front of Naybers seen it snapped and they don't even look forward at the two defensive players in front of them. It was a tank play
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Tree is still laughing somewhere.
I was worried he was going to hurt himself.
STILLERS AR GAHNTA THA SUPAR BAAAAAAAAAWL
Where is the video?
While slouched over with his amazingly bad posture and that blank look in his beady rat eyes...
@@Julius_Hardware Him or FPV? xD
"This is the hardest i've laughed since you drafted kadarious tony"
Tree shitting on the Giants is a way of life.
As a subscriber on Secret Base's Patreon, sorry Jon Bois, but Kadarius Toney deserves no fan club (great vid though, it'll come to RUclips eventually...)
The DERP meter just exploded
Kaboom?
Yes, Daboll. Kaboom.
Disaster Equivalent to Rectal Prolapse (D.E.R.P.) scale
Am I crazy or did Derp play pretty well (that disgrace of a play notwithstanding)…Steelers by 6 was in jeopardy
Only thing that could have made it better is if Highsmith picked it and ran it back
They were lucky that Highsmith was thinking "tackle" and not "Takittothu' Limit". He had the easiest 2-point turnover in history if he wanted it.
It would have been beautiful, but Highsmith did NOT expect to get that far that easily. He was on top of Nabers before he even had the ball.
The three guarantees in life, death taxes, and the Derp derping
As soon as I saw the formation I knew it was gonna be something as beautiful as the Colts version
I have to be remembering this wrong, but wasn't the Colts' play also against pittsburg?
@@theunwelcome No it was the Pats
@@brocksells197 ah thanks, figures my memory is failing me
That formation looks like someone started a Create - A - Play on a football game from like, the sixteen bit era... got like 20-30% of it set up but just left the rest of it for whenever
But then it somehow ended up in the mix completely untouched 😂
Highsmith: ""I've mastered the ability of standing so incredibly still... that I become invisible to the eye."
Tree laughing turned him into a seagull at 2:33
Poor Five, and I’m a Steelers fan, no one deserves to see their team doing that… but Tree’s reaction is priceless
Not only Five had to witness it. Tree had to witness Five witnessing it.
When the angriest fan almost wets himself laughing, that's impressive.
Derp derp derpity derp derp
Rated PG-13!
Cowboys center Zeke Elliott takes a sigh of relief
I still think that one was worse.
It's called the "Wave The White Flag" formation.
Now I wanna see a Wave the Black Flag formation, possibly involving making someone walk a plank. Or perhaps contracting rickets and/or scurvy
The moral of the story is never run the swinging gate play
"Vegeta! What does the scouter say about his Derpness level?"
"IT'S OVER 9000!"
"OVER 9000?!"
Vegeta died of sheer embarrassment on behalf of FivePoints and the rest of the sadomasochists known as Giants fans.
Skinny Daboll kinda looks like Napa too
Honestly though, that was an easy conversion if the blockers had done their job. If anything, it was the Steelers that were in a shitty alignment.
Yeah but they didn’t, did they?
They were not aware of the snap count.
I can only assume that DJ was supposed to signal them.
Tree’s laugh is contagious
The level of ineptitude the Giants have fallen to is sad.
One of the most historic and prestigious franchises in the NFL, what a fall from grace.
I do still have some hope left in me but this is just awful. Just trade everyone not named Dexter, Andrew, and Malik
Total tear down. Refuckingbuild
@@anthonysalvato6537 Okereke is pretty good.
Is Bob Dolan their Owner ? 😂
One dude. Just one dude paying attention on the line and they could've slowed Hightower and the play works.
Coaches will scheme for days to account for every defender on an offensive play. They had 4 lineman and 1 rb to account for 2 linebackers and 2 dbs. Should have been a walk in td.
I think there is a future for these formations cuz the defense has to cover the sneak and the one on one on the other side. Sadly, those boneheads have guaranteed we don’t see it soon.
Btw, that pass needs to be thrown to an rb, so they can lean into the endzone. Nabers needed to be the dude alone on the other side.
Daboll does not impress me
At least you’re not a Yankees fan
Some of us are Giants/Mets fans here 😡
He already went through his pain with the Mets.
@@superslayerguy FACTS!
Welp, they're still kicking...
Dude even as a Steeler fan I was in disbelief on what the Giants did
I love how a jack daniels add popped up for me lol it must be for Five points
I got an ad for migraine medication at the end. Also topical.
I got an ad for Red Cross. 😂
Despite sharing the name, and despite being a Giants fan, I have made it a point to stay off alcohol. For the sake of forgetting I ever saw... whatever that was... I am considering making an exception.
@JackDaniels-tx4qx it's a typo no worries
@@kaybevang536 what are you talking about
I'm glad you were able to laugh along with Tree, at least a little bit. I started rooting for the Bills in the early 80s during their second consecutive 2-14 season, so I have felt your pain.
One man’s pain (5points) is another man’s pleasure (chiseled Adonis)
Holy Fuddruckers, fives... The giants made Schlasser into the goddamn Joker
Analysis: Lengthy exposure to the New York Giants will result in permanent insanity.
Might look familiar. The Commanders tried the same thing against the Giants in a December 2009 game back when Zorn was on his way to being fired. Just instead of on a 2-point play, it was on...a fake Field goal...
Only the Giants can create such derps in the NFL
Guess it’s time to update that, “Every NFL Team’s Lowest Moment” video.
I don't know what's so funny. That play definitely could have worked. It just required the Steelers to not send any defenders onto the field.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
A QB sneak on 3rd & 9 is still the most criminal playcall I’ve ever seen
Let it be known that only Miami can make that formation work.
Football fans: WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU LET HIM GET BY ALL 5 OF YOU
Hockey fans: what a goal by Connor McDavid going straight through all 5 of us not much we could do
I don't think they knew the ball was snapped until Highsmith was already behind them.
I am beside myself on your behalf, man. Yike.
I just KNEW when it went to Tree it was going to be hysterical laughter. I was not disappointed! 😂
This better be one of the Lolcows of the week 😂😂😂😂
I love how you're not even mad in this clip. You're so numb to the pain that you just have to laugh along with Tree. Only 10 more weeks of this shit to go!
*Coach of the Year 2022, everybody.*
The Giants' season is slowly being devoured by an inescapable darkness. Despair has consumed every glimmer of hope.
The Giants caught themselves off guard.
I live 5 hours away from Pittsburgh and from this far away, I can still hear Tree laughing.
The 5 players skootching together into the end zone, almost looking like they're tied together three legged race style, is the funniest part. Like literally what is that?? 😂😂😂
Dude was like that Family Guy cutaway about Canadian prison: “Can I go oot through here?”
“Just be back by bedtime.”
That line had all the blocking effectiveness of a ribbon at the finish line of a marathon.
Nah. At least the ribbon tends to stick with the person running through it.
@@JimTheFly Lol or maybe it's like one of those "how high of a toilet paper wall can my dog jump over" videos, where the dog games the system and plows through the toilet paper
Notice how three of those borked plays you showed, involved the Pats lol
The zeke superchat was awesome
Somehow, Trees mad cackle made the funniest play since Zeke at Center even more hilarious
Legend has it that the Urinating Tree is still laughing non stop.
If the linemen looked forward and just reacted to the defense, it would have been 5 on 2 and easily worked but Giants gotta Giants
It’s been a minute since I laughed as hard alongside tree. That was just sheer assbrain lol
**REEXPERIENCES PUBERTY**
Is Joe Judge still coaching the Giants? 🤔
You’re a good sport 5.
Tree laughing that hard would cause most people to rage quit the stream. Kudos for being a good sport about it.
If Clickbait Sports is gonna have a stream this week, Boy oh Boy, it's gonna be a hoot 'n a holler
As a cowboys fan, I really have no business laughing at this…… but watching him cry his happy tears into the terrible towel is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while
Between that and the panthers fake punt attempt against Denver, man their was some hilarious play calls 😂
Watching that play made me feel a little better about the Bears Hail Mary. Just a little.
That could have been a pick two!
I think that the Giants' mission was to break Urinating Tree -- and they succeeded!
😏😆🤣🤪
Still a better swinging gate play than the Colts "fake punt"
The Colts play was different as they weren't supposed to snap the ball. They were trying to get a penalty on the Patriots. The snapper messed up.
@@gridironmayhem4945 And it went a lot worse than the Giants' play.
As if we needed the 3rd leg of the WHAT ARE YOU DOING??!! Olympics, first 2 in the bears debacle the 2 point catastrophe and the hail satan
New york sports teams are derp'n hard right now.
My goodness I think Tree pissed himself he was laughing so hard. lol
As a giants fan, I've endured some down times(the lost 90s etc) but this, this is purgatory
It feels like someone like Brandon Perna writes the script, this dude just awkwardly executes it
I swear Tree spent a quarter of the game laughing of that exact play.
You are beside yourself, just like Highsmith was beside Nabers when that ball arrived.
10 guys utterly paralyzed by the human WTF reflex on defense...and then Highsmith like "alright, this is what they're gonna give me, I'll take it."
The confusion fu almost worked.
they rly unleashed their inner chuck pagano im dyin🤣
You know, that extra point formation reminds me back in the early to mid 2000's, the University of Oklahoma had Mike Leach as their offensive coordinator. Leach came up with a formation he called the Ninja. He'd put 2-3 blockers and one receiver on each side of the field, usually out at the numbers. 2-3 blockers and the QB would be at the spot of the ball with maybe a back added into the mix, and the QB would have to throw the quick screen or a shovel pass over the middle. College level, it was decent at beating defenses with weaker secondaries. But against the pros in the NFL? Not a chance.
Giants fans thought that Eli Manning sucked. Well now the G-Men have sunk to a new low. Who was the genius behind this play ??
What’s extra funny is the Steelers were (depending upon your book) giving six.
That's "Elliot as the cowboys center" level bad
Glad to see that Urinating Tree did overreact or get too carried away…
This looks like the kind of trick formation you’d see in a movie about sandlot football.
0:20 Defender slips past 5 defenders like Google's incognito mode collecting your data.
You’ll never have a coach as bad as Marty Morningweh(?) or Rod Marinelli. You got that going for you.
why do teams keep trying weird formations like this 😅
because like Rick James said, "Cocaine is a hell of a drug."
as a cowboys fan, i constantly feel like my life sucks. but in my lowest moments...
i remember the new york giants. and the fact that WE OWN THEM. thank you for reading this.
This is definitely LOL Cow of the Week
funniest play, this is great!
You can't blame Danny Derps for that play call, but you can blame him for not audibling out of it.
Gosh I swear this is deja vu...
All rise for the playing of the national anthem of the Football Giants of New York:
"Derp, derpity derp derp."
This is the most Deprity Derp play in recent FGNY history... and that's saying something. If this doesn't convince you that Eli put a jinx on this team when he retired, then I don't know what will.
As a Giants fan I am almost completely just about with the organization I can't take no more of this suffering
The swinging gates of derp
I can also say,
it sucks seeing Five having to deal with the Giants and stream his disappointment to the point I wouldn't blame him if he didn't stream for reactions.
As a bears fan, I know that feeling very much
THIS IS DERP WORTHY🔥🔥🔥
the ravens just pulled a giants so i'm with you on the ineptitude 😂
Didn’t watch the game but this is lovely.
The play was executed as well as a Biden speech with no teleprompter.
The derpometer went Yinzer mode!
GIANTS fans are sooo glad that Kaaron Rodgers plays for the JETS right now .😂😂😂😂
lol the derp continues
This is a visual concept of how to obviously tank a football game. The Giants want the higher draft pick. It's so blaintly obvious right here. Look as he snaps the ball every defender in front of Naybers seen it snapped and they don't even look forward at the two defensive players in front of them. It was a tank play
That was reverse Jedi mind trick from...Daboll? Maybe he does want to get fired and work for the Pantlessers.
Tree is still laughing to this day
That "play" has to be lolcow of the week
Looks like the Giants have the offensive coordinator from Sheepshead Bay High School drawing up plays! 😖