Pippa and Kirsche Discuss on Their Ideal Types!

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  • Опубликовано: 21 окт 2024

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  • @pomfpomf9277
    @pomfpomf9277 9 месяцев назад +1804

    I think pippa saying "I am a powerful person" will be the funniest thing she will say all year

    • @Th3Kingism
      @Th3Kingism 9 месяцев назад +296

      "I am a powerful person"
      Pippa weighing 90lbs soaking wet

    • @aliekexie8467
      @aliekexie8467 9 месяцев назад +87

      Someone draw Pippa like that ''I am a surgeon'' meme.

    • @Bob.Roberts
      @Bob.Roberts 9 месяцев назад +18

      Pipkin Pippa aka Pippi Longstocking.

    • @0neDoomedSpaceMarine
      @0neDoomedSpaceMarine 9 месяцев назад +40

      When you have a gun, you wield the power of god.

    • @jeremymain7303
      @jeremymain7303 9 месяцев назад +14

      Pippa is an amazingly powerful person. As far as I can tell, she's never once gotten as much respect as she deserves. She's been made to feel very powerless over and over in her life. She thinks she wants a cute little pushover. What she actually wants is a man strong enough to not be threatened by her. Who won't trap her or try to control her. And who recognizes her greatness and who needs that in his life.

  • @ChaosSwissroIl
    @ChaosSwissroIl 9 месяцев назад +207

    Pippa wants to feel strong, that's why she surrounds herself with ants and mold.

    • @AzeharaCh
      @AzeharaCh  9 месяцев назад +24

      True

    • @CordovanSplotchVT
      @CordovanSplotchVT 3 месяца назад +1

      @@ChaosSwissroIl jokes on her, that soft and fuzzy mold will kill her ass.

  • @thinkingsoutherner9911
    @thinkingsoutherner9911 9 месяцев назад +763

    “There’s a difference between fiction and reality.” A lesson that Twitter just can’t seem to get

    • @AzeharaCh
      @AzeharaCh  9 месяцев назад +166

      I thought about putting up that famous tweet about people wanting to give rights to drawings.

    • @Enchie
      @Enchie 9 месяцев назад +33

      I just wish they would be consistent. Let them argue about how only toddler level media can exist.

    • @----x-----
      @----x----- 9 месяцев назад +3

      wild statement from the unhinged rabbit
      she says the craziest things haha

    • @suddenlytitan739
      @suddenlytitan739 9 месяцев назад +25

      They understand, they just won't admit that they are forcing things to change the media we consume. If you control the media, you can change the culture. Politics is downstream from culture. This is made clear by Mao and his wife. His wife pumped out so much propaganda that it led to a purge that remove any opposition. Mao wasn't too worried of assasinations after that.

    • @junebug4004
      @junebug4004 9 месяцев назад +6

      From what i see, it not confusing fiction from reality but the fear of people bringing fiction into reality. Like what the furries did.

  • @Vicariun
    @Vicariun 9 месяцев назад +117

    >but you can't even push him over
    pippa, you can't push anyone over, let's be real.

  • @Chickenbowser
    @Chickenbowser 9 месяцев назад +121

    Pippa calling Kirsche cringe for her fantasies/taste in men is pretty rich coming from her. At least Kirsche likes actual men.

    • @melvinmerkelhopper5752
      @melvinmerkelhopper5752 9 месяцев назад +4

      Pippa is a loserbully expirience.
      All of her comebacks are things like:
      "Shut up"
      "Your cringe"
      "I think you're stupid"
      And other stuff that doesn't work. I am surprised she doesn't tell people to drink bleach still.

  • @andrewkelley9405
    @andrewkelley9405 9 месяцев назад +83

    Kirsche shooting down Pippa's power fantasies has got to be the funniest thing.

  • @pathfindersavant3988
    @pathfindersavant3988 9 месяцев назад +100

    Riiiiiight the himbo. The himbo for Kirsche. The himbo made specifically for Kirsche. Kirsche's himbo.
    That himbo?

    • @rifleman101
      @rifleman101 9 месяцев назад +19

      You. I like you.

    • @austin9568AuraMasterDX
      @austin9568AuraMasterDX 9 месяцев назад +18

      "Yes that Himbo!"
      -Kirsche, probably

    • @AzraelYama
      @AzraelYama 9 месяцев назад +8

      Yeah, perfect example is her "king".
      Asmongold......

  • @OneAngrehCat
    @OneAngrehCat 8 месяцев назад +88

    Kirsche: What I want is a man who overpowers me and makes me his
    Pippa: I am a powerful person and relying on others is cringe
    Pippa needs a hug.

    • @LocalHolehead
      @LocalHolehead 7 месяцев назад +1

      So much as extend your arms towards her and she'd probably (try) to turn you into thin red paste.
      Still, I wish whoever attempts that... luck I guess.

  • @derpnip
    @derpnip 9 месяцев назад +90

    Fellas, death before being a doormat.

  • @medlink1
    @medlink1 8 месяцев назад +82

    KIRSCHE IS BASED, Kronk is a huge green flag, strong, affectionate, cares, can make delicious puff pastries, secure enough to wear a cute apron, AND isn't 3DPD. Also, I don't know if Pippa has the neural pathways to be capable of a mature relationship (yet), kinda sounds like a goblin for power.

  • @dasshift6925
    @dasshift6925 9 месяцев назад +70

    Pippa: "Seeking power is the primal urge in all of us.", "I am powerfull"
    Vergil would enjoy this Rabbit

  • @IchbinX
    @IchbinX 9 месяцев назад +154

    Kirsche: Based Housewife
    Pippa: Toxic Feminist

    • @HelloTher1313
      @HelloTher1313 9 месяцев назад +9

      All of you are pathetic

    • @javelinmaster2
      @javelinmaster2 9 месяцев назад +5

      Nah Pippa is more of a based Feminist with a bite

    • @tumamaencosplay
      @tumamaencosplay 9 месяцев назад +66

      @@javelinmaster2 Based Feminist is an oxymoron

    • @Speederzzz
      @Speederzzz 9 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@tumamaencosplay did you just get out of the 2014 time machine?

    • @0neDoomedSpaceMarine
      @0neDoomedSpaceMarine 9 месяцев назад +11

      I would not call Pippa a feminist.

  • @MildlyOCD
    @MildlyOCD 9 месяцев назад +118

    The irony to this conversation is that Pippa is a tiny woman & Kirsche has actually worked out so she's at least somewhat toned.
    Pippa wants someone bulliable when she's unable to bully, & Kir wants someone who's strong enough to protect her when she's probably stronger than most men.
    & They both have social anxiety.

    • @ghanaria7996
      @ghanaria7996 9 месяцев назад +34

      “The grass is always greener on the other side” type sht

    • @AzeharaCh
      @AzeharaCh  9 месяцев назад +43

      The small scrawny kid loves the power fantasy shows and wants to dominate over the world.

    • @Soulferno
      @Soulferno 9 месяцев назад +9

      Well that's why they're ideals and not what one should specifically look for. Ideals often aren't possible due to how exaggerated they can be to some degree. In essence, it would be nice to have but simply unrealistic to expect. To say that my gf is ideal and I'm her ideal is quite literally a fantasy but we make it work for other reasons that are arguably more important to focus on

    • @Menace-To-Humanity
      @Menace-To-Humanity 9 месяцев назад +6

      kir, just may be able to find someone, although her options are people who work out or people who know how to fight or do jobs that you need some good strength for.
      pippa on the other hand is completely fucked, her options are femboys and incels and some very kinky mfs. i think shes better off with a person that can reason with her.
      but they both have social anxiety so their chances are low asf. im talking LOW

    • @hectordiazrodriguez7294
      @hectordiazrodriguez7294 9 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@Menace-To-Humanityyeah you right i don't see somebody like kirsche or pippa dating with somebody i think they are to unhinged to most people.

  • @rokva5771
    @rokva5771 9 месяцев назад +64

    Hearing Pippa talk about "seeking power", I can't help but imagine a plastic lawn chair materializing behind her.

  • @brandonandujar2289
    @brandonandujar2289 9 месяцев назад +78

    Pippa doesn't want to be submissive but is too short to dominate anyone

    • @sirapple589
      @sirapple589 9 месяцев назад +27

      I mean, the “small dom” tag DOES exist. Never say never.

    • @0neDoomedSpaceMarine
      @0neDoomedSpaceMarine 8 месяцев назад +5

      All she needs is a willing sub.

    • @CBman11037
      @CBman11037 8 месяцев назад +5

      Literal mesugaki

  • @melvinmerkelhopper5752
    @melvinmerkelhopper5752 9 месяцев назад +102

    PIppa assuming she would be able to push anyone over is adorable.
    She is just a fragile little femboy.

    • @brothercoconut6599
      @brothercoconut6599 9 месяцев назад +8

      She can if she is a landwhale...I saw a clip of a dude got fucking humiliated by one

    • @rhatala27
      @rhatala27 9 месяцев назад +8

      *he

    • @0neDoomedSpaceMarine
      @0neDoomedSpaceMarine 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@brothercoconut6599 She's tiny and scrawny.

  • @Pennywise12528
    @Pennywise12528 9 месяцев назад +68

    I find it strange that Pippa thinks she doesn't like submissive play when her ideal fictional type seems to be "Flippant mad scientist actively performing invasive procedures on you"

    • @iamfat6164
      @iamfat6164 9 месяцев назад +16

      Pippa is as emotionally intelligent as a fucking pineapple. Remember she misses all the signs for her crush

    • @melvinmerkelhopper5752
      @melvinmerkelhopper5752 9 месяцев назад +1

      "Colress won't kidnap and rav!sh you Pippa."
      "But I wish he would."
      She wamts it. What you are seeing is femcel rage.

    • @chocolatesquirrel2002
      @chocolatesquirrel2002 3 месяца назад

      ​@@iamfat6164hu? Who?

  • @dansmith1661
    @dansmith1661 9 месяцев назад +78

    Pippa has woman moments; Kirshe has based moments.

    • @CordovanSplotchVT
      @CordovanSplotchVT 3 месяца назад

      @@dansmith1661 Kirsche also absolutely has woman moments.

  • @SeikOsito
    @SeikOsito 9 месяцев назад +61

    Pippa "future domestic statistic" Pipkin

  • @Scwoowy
    @Scwoowy 9 месяцев назад +58

    Kronk isn't dumb, he keeps things simple.

  • @edgarbanuelos6472
    @edgarbanuelos6472 4 месяца назад +60

    Pippa really here saying, "You're pathetic for not liking weak men like me."

    • @denkerbosu3551
      @denkerbosu3551 2 месяца назад +3

      "Seeking power is not political" struck hard.

  • @SgtBuck01
    @SgtBuck01 9 месяцев назад +58

    Kirshce might be crazy, but she's the snuggly kind of crazy.

    • @daerivoresilvein1420
      @daerivoresilvein1420 8 месяцев назад +1

      You say this untill she grabs a knife and threatens to stab you because she wants to know where you've been for three hours. Ya people forget she's a yandere you even look at the direction of another woman and she'll get killer in eyes reeal quick. I bullshit you not.

  • @NostalgiaVivec
    @NostalgiaVivec 9 месяцев назад +49

    Even the weakest men in her chat could beat pippa in a physical match up. shes got stick wrists.

    • @AdamMichalMarkowski
      @AdamMichalMarkowski 9 месяцев назад +10

      But why would you do that? It's much better to let her try to push you over and get angry cute when she is unable

    • @0neDoomedSpaceMarine
      @0neDoomedSpaceMarine 9 месяцев назад +10

      @@AdamMichalMarkowski That _would_ be adorable.

  • @Mystic_Matt13
    @Mystic_Matt13 9 месяцев назад +49

    Kirsche is actually correct. She understands the type of "power" Pippa actually has. I love both these crazy broads and this is in no way a criticism.

  • @Christopher-eq1rn
    @Christopher-eq1rn 4 месяца назад +65

    Kronk is legitimately top tier husbando tho, super talented, great with kids, smarter than he seems, great body, super sweet

    • @LyraniaLothar
      @LyraniaLothar 4 месяца назад +28

      He's also a killer cook.

    • @discipleofdagon8195
      @discipleofdagon8195 3 месяца назад +1

      Kronk is the man I aspire to be

    • @Ornithopter470
      @Ornithopter470 25 дней назад

      You forgot thick as a short plank, *in the best way*, so he'll never take things out of context.

  • @----x-----
    @----x----- 9 месяцев назад +48

    "I am a powerful person"
    -Pipkin Pippa

    • @InquisitorJack
      @InquisitorJack 9 месяцев назад +23

      She lies as easily as she breathes

    • @somerandomusername2590
      @somerandomusername2590 9 месяцев назад

      @@InquisitorJackpower is when she has her finger on the trigger 🔫

    • @BlaZay
      @BlaZay 9 месяцев назад +1

      **insert surgeon meme here**

    • @AzayBae
      @AzayBae 9 месяцев назад +2

      I mean she does have an army

    • @InquisitorJack
      @InquisitorJack 9 месяцев назад +4

      @@AzayBae Implying she has the capability of commanding said army

  • @Happi___
    @Happi___ 9 месяцев назад +44

    Kirsche might just be the most based woman on the internet

  • @RedEyesBlackKnight
    @RedEyesBlackKnight 9 месяцев назад +39

    I have to constantly remind myself "they're women, they can't help themselves"

    • @AzeharaCh
      @AzeharaCh  9 месяцев назад +1

      Accurate read on the whole issue.

  • @SubliminaIMessages
    @SubliminaIMessages 9 месяцев назад +77

    I like how one wants a smart femboy and the other wants a buff himbo. Two extremes of each end lol

    • @AzeharaCh
      @AzeharaCh  9 месяцев назад +48

      Duality of women

    • @tumamaencosplay
      @tumamaencosplay 9 месяцев назад +21

      Which begs the question... what about us dudes who do their best to be both buff and smart?
      Are we the fence-sitter centrists of male sexual attraction?

    • @cheeto4027
      @cheeto4027 9 месяцев назад +29

      Well not just a smart femboy but one thats morally bankrupt. Notice how all of pippas husbandos are all villans or awful people.
      Kirsche on the other hand wants a himbo with a heart of gold

    • @luminous3558
      @luminous3558 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@tumamaencosplay Just act dumb.

    • @daerivoresilvein1420
      @daerivoresilvein1420 8 месяцев назад

      Yoy say rhis and yet you forget she likes evil men like the one guy from Xenosaga and a handful of other evil characters who have dine questionable and horrible things.​@@cheeto4027

  • @myonlyfriendtheend4958
    @myonlyfriendtheend4958 9 месяцев назад +51

    >kronk isn’t top tier
    Pippa continues to have vomit inducing taste

  • @md_vandenberg
    @md_vandenberg 9 месяцев назад +41

    "You could have said I could be the CEO of a business, a girl boss." Now now Pippa, don't say shit like that after calling someone else cringe.

  • @danielmantell8751
    @danielmantell8751 7 дней назад +9

    "Affirmative action can't take you that far." had me rolling. So fucking savage.

  • @spacersam8570
    @spacersam8570 9 месяцев назад +48

    >the day we get a female
    President it’s over
    Very based Kirsche opinion

  • @Strill_
    @Strill_ 8 месяцев назад +48

    Pippa is tsundere confirmed. She's too afraid of being hurt, so she clings to anything that gives her a sense of control. You can't break her heart if she never trusts you in the first place.

  • @ackulakan
    @ackulakan 9 месяцев назад +70

    Kirsche is based and Pippa is a lesbian. Pretty sure that's what I got from this.

    • @AzeharaCh
      @AzeharaCh  9 месяцев назад +35

      Accurate.

    • @melvinmerkelhopper5752
      @melvinmerkelhopper5752 9 месяцев назад +24

      Implying Pippa would be able get it on with a woman.
      Lol

    • @Maverick2736
      @Maverick2736 9 месяцев назад +19

      What I got is Kirsche is Dante and Pippa is Vergil.

    • @F_lippy
      @F_lippy 9 месяцев назад +15

      @@Maverick2736 Foolishness, Kirsche, Foolishness. Might controls everything. And without strength you can not protect anything. Let alone yourself. -pippa pipkin

    • @heretical_cuttlefish
      @heretical_cuttlefish 8 месяцев назад +8

      If Pippa's taste in Genshin men is anything to go by, then yeah absolutely

  • @demilung
    @demilung 6 месяцев назад +55

    I have worked under 4 female bosses in my time and 3 of them were fucking horrible, so let me tell - you don't want to work for a "girlboss". Nobody wants to deal with that shit.
    You want to work under a good or at least professional boss gender irrelevant. The last thing in the universe wanted by people who are paid a fraction of your salary to get pushed around by you is dealing with any sort of girlboss sass, nobody thinks you're cool, all your employees shit-talk you during smoke breaks and have a special nickname for you that you'd hate if you learned. You can be cold or friendly, strict or whatever, but don't try to show off before people contractually obligated to deal with with your shit, it never works.
    Like legit, remembering all the shit, I realised that the saying "wouldn't piss on them if they were on fire" is accurate regarding my second boss and it's been over six years since

  • @Dan_Kanerva
    @Dan_Kanerva 8 месяцев назад +74

    18 years of being pushed around by my two BPD big sister , has mentally and emotionally cured me of letting a woman push me around ever again . NEVER again , female dominace feels vomit inducing to me and i am chilling prefering regular femenine traits

    • @crawlingboy
      @crawlingboy 8 месяцев назад +9

      Good for you and I hope you find true love and happiness

  • @the98themperoroftheholybri33
    @the98themperoroftheholybri33 9 месяцев назад +51

    Pippa: the skinny intellectual
    Kirsche: the hairy biker
    Thats their type

  • @aiurzealot1710
    @aiurzealot1710 9 месяцев назад +56

    Most Vtubers: "please no Politics, we're here to have fun!"
    Pippa: "Let me tell you EXACTLY what's wrong with this world!"

    • @mayyoufindlove702
      @mayyoufindlove702 9 месяцев назад +11

      Remember her older videos, where she talked about lizard people controlling the world. Peak entertainment.

    • @melvinmerkelhopper5752
      @melvinmerkelhopper5752 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@mayyoufindlove702 Now she argues about how evil cops are, while at the same time telling us that Dubai and Shangai are perfectly safe and free places to live.
      I miss the old days.

    • @BadCompanyGaming
      @BadCompanyGaming 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@melvinmerkelhopper5752 Yeah I kinda noticed something happened.
      edit: for example, I noticed she hasn't been reposting fanart of her as much as she used to. Especially ever since she created her twitter community.

  • @rasendori20
    @rasendori20 9 месяцев назад +50

    Pippa stands there shirtless in the rain, asking Kirsche why she refuses to gain power

    • @chaossmash64
      @chaossmash64 8 месяцев назад +15

      Me staring at Pippa while holding an umbrella: "What the fuck is wrong with you?"

    • @axsprime
      @axsprime 8 месяцев назад +13

      Pippa: Why do you refuse to gain power? The power of a vtuber manager?
      Kirsche: Manager? I don't have a manager. I just find you cringe, that's all.

  • @YurgenGrimwood
    @YurgenGrimwood 8 месяцев назад +42

    Pippa doesn't have an urge for power, she has an urge for a powerless man.

  • @thekamotodragon
    @thekamotodragon 8 месяцев назад +58

    I had no idea that Kirsche is even more based than Pippa is lol. The ultimate traditionalist.

    • @AzeharaCh
      @AzeharaCh  8 месяцев назад +28

      Kirsche is. Often Pippa is left speechless when Kirsche comments on things.

    • @crawlingboy
      @crawlingboy 8 месяцев назад +9

      The ideal woman

  • @aTerribleEru
    @aTerribleEru 8 месяцев назад +42

    Pippas type of person probably died in a bunker in ww2 by self inflicted gunshot

    • @RutraNickers
      @RutraNickers 8 месяцев назад +2

      what country was this bunker of yours made by?

    • @InkyBlitz
      @InkyBlitz 8 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@RutraNickersArgentina

  • @vincenttorrijos9680
    @vincenttorrijos9680 4 месяца назад +42

    Pippa dodging the question like its a damn bullet hell and its not working, meanwhile Kirche is giving me the vibes of someone who'd unironically go "wouldn't it be so hot if they pushed me down and..."

  • @Zero-ry2rc
    @Zero-ry2rc 8 месяцев назад +40

    I think Pippa doesn't have a fully formed idea of relationships and their dynamics.

  • @ericchung3177
    @ericchung3177 9 месяцев назад +48

    Okay so Pippa is a dom with brother-lover inclinations and Kirsche is a sub who loves stupid dudes with good hearts.
    Good... to know.

    • @melvinmerkelhopper5752
      @melvinmerkelhopper5752 9 месяцев назад +23

      I would genuinely like to see Pippa try to be a dom.
      Not because of horby, but because the resulting cringe would be hilarious.

    • @0neDoomedSpaceMarine
      @0neDoomedSpaceMarine 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@melvinmerkelhopper5752 It'd be cute.

    • @melvinmerkelhopper5752
      @melvinmerkelhopper5752 9 месяцев назад +4

      @@0neDoomedSpaceMarine Remember the Deus Ex stream where she went "Have you been a bad boy?" and chat lost their minds?
      She should release a voice pack in that voice where she plays that character and tries to arrest us. It would be so dang funny.

    • @0neDoomedSpaceMarine
      @0neDoomedSpaceMarine 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@melvinmerkelhopper5752 I'll have to refresh my memory. I could definitely see people paying for something like that.

  • @axelkusanagi4139
    @axelkusanagi4139 9 месяцев назад +33

    Pippa can push anyone over because her toes are long.
    Strong base, low center of gravity...

    • @AzeharaCh
      @AzeharaCh  9 месяцев назад +1

      True

    • @Niggychan
      @Niggychan 8 месяцев назад +5

      She can clench her feet and root her toes into the ground like a tree and be unstoppable

    • @CathPaluigi
      @CathPaluigi 8 месяцев назад

      @@Niggychan woah...

  • @Gennyrally
    @Gennyrally 9 месяцев назад +35

    This discussion, along with the philosophical discussion where Pippa rambled so long she disproved her own argument, were the best highlights of this stream.

    • @tumamaencosplay
      @tumamaencosplay 9 месяцев назад +2

      Oh that sounds fun, what's the time mark for the philosophical self-own ramble?

  • @SenseiLlama
    @SenseiLlama 9 месяцев назад +52

    Kronk is great husband material. He's protective caring, cooks strong, loyal. Could do a whole lot worse.

    • @king0vitrial
      @king0vitrial 9 месяцев назад +16

      Hell, you couldn't do much better.

    • @SenseiLlama
      @SenseiLlama 9 месяцев назад +24

      @@king0vitrial definitely. Good with kids and animals too

    • @cheeto4027
      @cheeto4027 9 месяцев назад +17

      Yeah kronk is an incredibly based choice in husbando

  • @FerrousAradicen
    @FerrousAradicen 8 месяцев назад +36

    All I got was Pippa didn't say no and Kirsche has a good taste in men.

  • @j-red9121
    @j-red9121 9 месяцев назад +35

    "It's very cute when he tries to act all tough and ends up caving like, 2 seconds later"
    See, it's shit like this that makes me a tad scared of some women, lol. Also, I am 10,000% going to put "What am I gonna do, resist?" between Kirsche's name when I quote her from now on, lmao. Jesus 🤣

  • @sedevri864
    @sedevri864 9 месяцев назад +32

    gonna have to side with Kirsche on this one

  • @HellbirdIV
    @HellbirdIV 9 месяцев назад +27

    I mean honestly I'm thinking Pippa is just Tsundere at this point.

  • @FaolanHart
    @FaolanHart 8 месяцев назад +41

    Ah yes, the classic top vs bottom argument.

  • @benjaminstorace6699
    @benjaminstorace6699 8 месяцев назад +30

    Pippa revealing how bad all her simps are via demonstrating herself as the next, less cringe, Hillary Clinton. Meanwhile Kirshe being surprisingly wholesome with her tastes.

  • @ImmaLittlePip
    @ImmaLittlePip 8 месяцев назад +44

    Are you saying if you did have a brother it would be an option
    Pippa: I don't know
    She didn't say no to that question

  • @Themetalwookie666
    @Themetalwookie666 9 месяцев назад +46

    Just remember bros, Kirshe migjt sound attractive, but that is ten pounds of crazy in a five pound bag.

    • @Heydelios
      @Heydelios 9 месяцев назад +25

      We both know that's not stopping anyone at this point

    • @raylenn4444
      @raylenn4444 9 месяцев назад

      As if that would stop me.
      Would.

    • @0neDoomedSpaceMarine
      @0neDoomedSpaceMarine 9 месяцев назад

      Her mother did a fucking number on her. Could you fix her? Maybe a bit, but for the most part it's gonna be ride or die, and maybe you could put up with that yourself, but could you in good conscience have your kids do that?

  • @jonathanturull8508
    @jonathanturull8508 8 месяцев назад +29

    Pippas voice is so deep with her. No high pitched usual voice.

  • @Mr._Anderpson
    @Mr._Anderpson 7 месяцев назад +33

    Like Groucho Marx said, "Everything is about sex, except sex. Sex is about power."
    Keep girl-bossing. Those aren't genes that need to be passed forward, after all.

  • @Anonymous_Hayabusa
    @Anonymous_Hayabusa 8 месяцев назад +30

    If Pippa wants power that badly, she'll have to fight me for it.
    SPOILERS: She'll never win.

  • @AhHereWeGo
    @AhHereWeGo 9 месяцев назад +24

    “Do as I say, not as I do” - Pippa, Probably

  • @Demetoriusu
    @Demetoriusu 9 месяцев назад +61

    Honestly, I'm surprised Kirche is still single. Pippa, not so much.

    • @mileslong3904
      @mileslong3904 9 месяцев назад +49

      Hard to do when they don't leave their house.

    • @PlanktonWhisperer
      @PlanktonWhisperer 9 месяцев назад +14

      kirsche isn't still single shes single again 😂
      4 year dryspell

    • @MASJYT
      @MASJYT 9 месяцев назад +1

      She keeps picking gay men, that's her problem

    • @daerivoresilvein1420
      @daerivoresilvein1420 8 месяцев назад +1

      Its not easy to live up to kirsche's standards first you must never lie.. ever, 2nd you must have a body type that is very hard to obtain 3rd you need to be able to interpret her wants and needs very clearly. 4th you need to be able to control and be 100% Independent and be on top of your shit 5tth you better be good at sex and be willing to go a full day just having sex to satisfy Kirsche 6th.. you better agree and believe in most of the political ideaolgy and things she believes. 7th you must never have been secually assaulted by another man or have had sexual relations with another man. The 7th is really easy for most but unfair but the other ones all put together make for a nearly impossible standard that only a very small amount of people can achieve and put up with like a 1% dating pool. And because of this kirsche mostly gets involved with men who have sociopathic, psychopathic or other abusive and negative traits. Which puts her even more on her guard against potential parthners for the future. She wonders why she ends up with shitty men but she also picks out some really shitty traits for what she likes and is not willing to compromise on.

    • @coltonwilkie241
      @coltonwilkie241 3 месяца назад

      There's nobody strong enough to handle them. Besides maybe Alex Jones of course.

  • @MyouKyuubi
    @MyouKyuubi 6 месяцев назад +49

    Kronk might not be super smart, but he is WILDLY competent, he can to ANYTHING, and he WILL do it, just because he cares about those around him! I would be BFFs with Kronk, no questions asked... He's kind of a chad. :)

    • @Zephlos
      @Zephlos 5 месяцев назад +11

      Who doesnt want a walking freight train to have their back?

    • @MyouKyuubi
      @MyouKyuubi 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@Zephlos right? :D

  • @travelingspartan2035
    @travelingspartan2035 8 месяцев назад +38

    "it is not a political thing to seek power," and other shit Pippa says that's not extremely machiavellian at all.

  • @ocarinaplaya
    @ocarinaplaya 9 дней назад +6

    Incest in fiction is tantalizing because you're drawn to the taboo (same with loli). When you try to imagine it irl it gets a distinct icky feeling to it.

  • @Wyndstrom
    @Wyndstrom 9 месяцев назад +66

    OReimo vibes for sure!!!

  • @Rytonic69
    @Rytonic69 2 месяца назад +22

    Y'all can laugh at Pippa saying she is a powerful person, but she IS the undisputed dictator of Pippakistan

  • @ramagidon9505
    @ramagidon9505 5 месяцев назад +45

    Kirche is based as fuck

    • @--___--d
      @--___--d 4 месяца назад +7

      She seems like what a middle age woman would be like if the woman had learned from the expereince of her life.

  • @CBman11037
    @CBman11037 8 месяцев назад +29

    I don't trust Pippa to not give her little brother the strong genes if ya catch my drift

  • @raylenn4444
    @raylenn4444 9 месяцев назад +55

    Nah, pipa's just projecting cause she's insecure.
    Only insecure pepole crave power to make up for what they percieve to lack.
    But kirshe is just that secure that she doesn't desire power.
    She desires affection.

    • @thatonejoey1847
      @thatonejoey1847 9 месяцев назад +25

      There is a famous exchange between the French and the English after a French captain captured and English sailor.
      Sailor: you French fight for gold, we Englishmen fight for honor.
      Captain: everyone fights for what they most lack.

    • @raylenn4444
      @raylenn4444 9 месяцев назад +5

      @@thatonejoey1847 as a french,i fight for love and freedom.

    • @ronmastrio2798
      @ronmastrio2798 8 месяцев назад

      @@thatonejoey1847 The French are the least honourable "people" in the world.

    • @Strill_
      @Strill_ 8 месяцев назад +1

      Pippa is so bitter and distrustful, she thinks that finding a genuinely kind, trustworthy guy is impossible. She's said before that such a person is one in a million. Since everyone in Pippaland has a knife hidden behind their back, the only way to have any semblance of a relationship is through domination.

  • @A-RedHerring
    @A-RedHerring 4 месяца назад +41

    W Kirsche
    The Patriarchy Wins Again

  • @carljohan9265
    @carljohan9265 2 месяца назад +32

    The part at 2:30 is a perfect summary of what many women actually want but can't admit to themselves that they want.
    Props to Kirche for being completely honest about it.

    • @chocolatesquirrel2002
      @chocolatesquirrel2002 Месяц назад +2

      sure, thats why so many women are into twinks instead lol

    • @Taz-ey4jl
      @Taz-ey4jl Месяц назад

      @@krog2371What?

    • @krog2371
      @krog2371 Месяц назад

      @@Taz-ey4jl looks like the context for my comment has vanished... I dont remember it so I cant answer your question. no let me make the situation worse, by removing my own comment as it no longer has meaning

    • @MEPHISTOPHELESw
      @MEPHISTOPHELESw 18 дней назад

      ​@@chocolatesquirrel2002These people aren't women, we call them retards and they only exist online because they're intimidated by men in the real world.

  • @-Knave
    @-Knave 8 месяцев назад +41

    So if I got this right Pippa's into the first half of an Asanagi h3ntai doujinshi and Kirsche's into the second half.

    • @AzeharaCh
      @AzeharaCh  8 месяцев назад +3

      Yes

    • @razorknight92
      @razorknight92 8 месяцев назад +1

      less ryona, please

    • @cherrygrabber7172
      @cherrygrabber7172 8 месяцев назад +1

      Oh, instant_loss_2koma, yes.
      *Domination_loss, also.

    • @Irimu_
      @Irimu_ 8 месяцев назад +3

      Just that Pippa refuses to accept that the second half exists.

  • @Jase135YT
    @Jase135YT 9 месяцев назад +93

    Pippa topping anyone sounds like a Shakespearean tragedy waiting to happen

    • @luminous3558
      @luminous3558 9 месяцев назад +40

      Tags: Domination Loss

    • @AzeharaCh
      @AzeharaCh  9 месяцев назад +35

      I dont think Pippa could even top her pets.

    • @actnatural9261
      @actnatural9261 9 месяцев назад +2

      Now when you say “top”…

    • @seg162
      @seg162 7 месяцев назад +3

      Shakespearean tragedy 💀

  • @StarboyXL9
    @StarboyXL9 7 месяцев назад +29

    "What am I going to do? Resist?" - Kirsche, 2024
    God I fucking love the foxu

  • @TheLonesomePagan.
    @TheLonesomePagan. 7 месяцев назад +33

    Gonna get jacked and huff glue to get with Kirsche

  • @zero451208
    @zero451208 9 месяцев назад +33

    How can Kirsche be this based?

  • @christophera4527
    @christophera4527 9 месяцев назад +63

    Kirsche is the type of woman I'm going to the gym for.

    • @cheeto4027
      @cheeto4027 9 месяцев назад +12

      Hell yeah me too

    • @raylenn4444
      @raylenn4444 9 месяцев назад +4

      I'd go to the gym,but the swimming pool's better for a fish bro like me.

    • @RedEyesBlackKnight
      @RedEyesBlackKnight 9 месяцев назад +2

      Get gains to obtain desk ketchup waifu

    • @cheeto4027
      @cheeto4027 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@raylenn4444 the swimming pool is great cardio exercise so that's good too. It's much better than my cardio exercise just dont let it completely replace other exercise

    • @raylenn4444
      @raylenn4444 9 месяцев назад

      @@cheeto4027 swimming is also good to forge dry muscles, and exercising without feeling tired

  • @JoshuaPAMployee
    @JoshuaPAMployee 9 месяцев назад +18

    Is there anyone strong enough for Pippa!? What man will stand up to Pippa and go "No, Pippa! Bad, Pippa! Our Conquest does not start yet beloved Powerful Pink Rabbit for we must gather MORE POWER!"

  • @Map4ch3
    @Map4ch3 6 месяцев назад +48

    Chilean here. We had a woman president, twice actually. DON'T MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE

    • @CordovanSplotchVT
      @CordovanSplotchVT 3 месяца назад

      @@Map4ch3 as a Dane I 100% agree, and I'm sure the Brits will too.

  • @Happymars24
    @Happymars24 9 месяцев назад +37

    Kirsche is 100% correct as usual.

  • @meidomiseri
    @meidomiseri 8 месяцев назад +38

    The Duality of women

  • @ENKTDeeColon_and_randomnumbers
    @ENKTDeeColon_and_randomnumbers 9 месяцев назад +48

    Kirsche W
    Pippa L

  • @actnatural9261
    @actnatural9261 9 месяцев назад +31

    I was the one who called her a feminist. I’m so happy at the reaction I got from her and the ensuing conversation 😊

  • @Irimu_
    @Irimu_ 8 месяцев назад +43

    Pippa can't imagine the concept of a happy relationship

    • @Strill_
      @Strill_ 8 месяцев назад +10

      She's too cynical and afraid of being hurt to trust anyone, so she clings to a sense of distance and control. Easier to dominate a weak-willed puppy that can't fight back than to open her heart and risk being hurt.

    • @darkgod725
      @darkgod725 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@Strill_no excuse tho

    • @maficks7309
      @maficks7309 7 месяцев назад

      @@Strill_ u oppose?

    • @seg162
      @seg162 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@Strill_ she's on that Asuka Langley Soryu timing

  • @unlimitedhornetworks
    @unlimitedhornetworks 9 месяцев назад +26

    These two are made for each other.

  • @felixgutierrez993
    @felixgutierrez993 8 месяцев назад +32

    Gym bros we have a chance with Kirsche, Lets goooo!
    But meeting her family would be absolutely NUTS 🤣

    • @Zero-ry2rc
      @Zero-ry2rc 8 месяцев назад +3

      That would be the best part. Flexing on family that she is an amount of disdain for.

    • @felixgutierrez993
      @felixgutierrez993 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@Zero-ry2rc Ikr, but at least nothing won't be dull! (And to try not to get kidnaped or be told to drive a package around for somebody...)

  • @donwel8706
    @donwel8706 9 месяцев назад +15

    These two are exactly the type of women that you know are bad for you, but you just can't help getting involved with because they're more fun to be around.

    • @AzeharaCh
      @AzeharaCh  9 месяцев назад +3

      Kirsche is good for you.

  • @boomerwow8482
    @boomerwow8482 9 месяцев назад +19

    Pippa just doesn't understand that she can bully the himbo without doing any real harm, and then the himbo can give her what she wants.
    Pushing over the femboy may result in injury, and then she won't get what she wants.

    • @0neDoomedSpaceMarine
      @0neDoomedSpaceMarine 9 месяцев назад +8

      No, she definitely fantasizes about the injury part too.

    • @boomerwow8482
      @boomerwow8482 9 месяцев назад

      @@0neDoomedSpaceMarine 😆

  • @gourmand3
    @gourmand3 7 месяцев назад +40

    "The day we have a female president is the day whn there's no going back" holy shit bro 😂

  • @cobaltprime9467
    @cobaltprime9467 9 месяцев назад +45

    Who doesn’t love Kronk? The man is a giant teddy bear.

    • @Jokoko2828
      @Jokoko2828 9 месяцев назад +12

      Everyone deserves a Kronk in their life.

    • @raylenn4444
      @raylenn4444 9 месяцев назад +12

      ​@@Jokoko2828except pipa, cause she's izma irl kek

  • @WhiteManOnCampus
    @WhiteManOnCampus 9 месяцев назад +23

    An additional “holy shit, based!” for the choice of background music. Spark Mandrill’s theme is underrated.

    • @RykenInverse
      @RykenInverse 9 месяцев назад +3

      Rockman X's OST as a whole is absolute fire, but yeah

  • @SchwaWasHere
    @SchwaWasHere 9 месяцев назад +30

    3:14 so Pips is just like Vergil eh...

  • @enigmaodell6806
    @enigmaodell6806 4 месяца назад +43

    as a man who could not be further from being like Kronk if I tried, any girl who’s into that type has excellent taste and I support you in your pursuit of a himbo.
    Also how did pippa say ‘I’m a powerful person’ without cracking up

    • @EVILSCOTSMAN2k11
      @EVILSCOTSMAN2k11 4 месяца назад +16

      Kronk is a walking, talking green flag.

    • @stanisawzokiewski3308
      @stanisawzokiewski3308 3 месяца назад +11

      ​@@EVILSCOTSMAN2k11 a large green flag with prenouced chin

  • @nyogtheeldritchgentleman
    @nyogtheeldritchgentleman 9 месяцев назад +32

    4:06 Kirsche being BASED as hell.

    • @AzeharaCh
      @AzeharaCh  9 месяцев назад +9

      She always is

  • @brandonwaller94
    @brandonwaller94 7 месяцев назад +29

    Ngl, at this current point in time I'd gladly vote Pippa for President and just watch the entire world lose it's mind. lol

    • @aushshsushshsh5224
      @aushshsushshsh5224 7 месяцев назад +1

      Spicy Fox for VP

    • @Neko_Mario
      @Neko_Mario 6 месяцев назад +3

      Either of them would unironically be far better than most presidents in recent memory. Woman or not. But yeah good woman leaders are incredibly rare so I can agree with Kirshe's statement at the end lol.

  • @FerunaLutelou
    @FerunaLutelou 9 месяцев назад +57

    And that, ladies, is why Pippa will be single forever.

    • @neroismyhero557
      @neroismyhero557 9 месяцев назад +37

      She's going to end up settling for a woman and contributing to lesbian domestic abuse statistics

    • @raylenn4444
      @raylenn4444 9 месяцев назад +11

      ​@@neroismyhero557or just being that bitter single boss who just can't recieve love due to her behavior

    • @thatonejoey1847
      @thatonejoey1847 9 месяцев назад +9

      ​@@neroismyhero557damn bro, didn't have to do her like that😂

    • @neroismyhero557
      @neroismyhero557 9 месяцев назад +6

      @@thatonejoey1847 it sounded a lot funnier and less brutally realistic in my head

    • @BadCompanyGaming
      @BadCompanyGaming 9 месяцев назад +2

      TBF, she's either joking or if serious, will snap out of it sooner or later. Hopefully not too late for her sake.

  • @cozmamosh3610
    @cozmamosh3610 4 месяца назад +38

    I live in Moldova we have a female president, on another note there are more Moldovan people living outside the country than inside.

    • @raylenn4444
      @raylenn4444 3 месяца назад +2

      Why am i not surprised somehow...

  • @nerooblivion
    @nerooblivion 8 месяцев назад +29

    So you can either surrender to pippers or just sling kirshe over your shoulder like a sack of potatoes is what I'm getting

    • @crawlingboy
      @crawlingboy 8 месяцев назад +11

      I wanna do the sack of potatoes one

    • @nerooblivion
      @nerooblivion 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@crawlingboy fair and same

    • @CBman11037
      @CBman11037 8 месяцев назад +4

      ​​@@nerooblivionI wanna surrender to Pippers.
      Until she says something stupid then ya go for the sack of sand apporach

  • @gayusschwulius8490
    @gayusschwulius8490 9 месяцев назад +37

    It's really amusing how Pippa defends herself against getting called a feminist :'D