Poor Laios wouldn't even know what's wrong, meanwhile Falin and Chilchuck are like, "No you don't understand she's a monster" and he'll just go, "Uh, no? She's a kitsune?"
I am confused. Kirsche said she doesn't want soft man and lusts over 10\10 men, and then she also wants to marry Asmonbold, king of the the mid-looking soft nerds...
There's a difference in ideal expectations to real expectations. Its like wanting a goth mommy but in reality you'll go to whoever approaches you nicely
You have to aim for a sugar free diet, and while muscle training could be handy, it's not the priority, your diet is. It's sugar that causes that belly to grow, because your liver gets stressed from it and creates fat. Exercise enough to be caloric deficient, and cut down on sugar as much as possible. Also if you are burning fat, the muscle actually declines slightly first, because you cannot target where that weight is being reduced, so lose your weight first, then build the muscle after.
@@bronyferienminuet2125 Well they did say it a few times in one episode so they kinda made it mainstream not saying it was fully them it was just that they pretty much just said it out loud where everyone else would hear it from word of mouth from like a friend so... yeah they kinda did
They want a "macho" man until they meet a guy who comes home in dirty work boots. Most of the time, what they're looking for is a pretty gym bro with time and cash to spare. They're about appearances, not the genuine article.
They want a stallion not a work horse. A non murdery Patrick Bateman is more their speed than Pablo the roofer in his work boots or Eric the Lineman that has a belly from all the 6 packs and energy drinks he consumes to deal with the job.
@@badart3204yeah, they don't want Chris, the structural framer or Juan, the concrete mixer. They want someone who is a pretty boy who never gets their hands dirty.
I wonder what she'd think of more of the "Farm boy" build IE Built big and strong, not fat at all but not have 6 pack, big strong legs, strong arms, torso is strong but maybe not defined but free of any excess fat, and is very good looking.
Girls only want you when you're out of their league. And at that point, you have no time for a beat-up high mileage Nissan Maxima when you have the capital for a brand new, fully loaded Lexus GS 500.
Maybe I should start going to the gym. All this talk of ripped himbos getting drooled over by these vtubers makes me feel somewhat inadequate in comparison. 😮💨
you have to use steroids or have a hardcore insane plan to get ripped like that, remember that women only look at the top men, so even if you are muscular and toned, if theres guy a who's better than you, women will completely ignore you
A lot of female vtubers aren't perfect, but the difference between them and other typical irl girls is that they acknowledge themselves in spite of not fitting into society's norms. It's also very sad to know someone online to a intimate level for over a decade, and watch as her life crumbles beneath her feet as certain events happen in life, all while being indecisive when the chance to meet was all possible years ago. You can only move forward and hope to be a better person.
I mean I would not mind meeting a few of guys they seem chill but the females? Man, I ain't dealing with that I have to go to the gym at night cause I don't like walking in minefields
Moved too a new part of the country Most of the men here are either pencil necks, twinks or overwieght There are also more beautiful women here than in the north Much like oogway my time has come
Be careful of narcissists and manipulative people... People you get to know of online for a long time can be those who get along well with you irl too, but also be careful of extreme edge cases of manipulators pretending to be whom they are not.
The thing young women don't understand is men with good character often don't look handsome, it's the adversity of ugliness which helps create the development of a likable character
Eh, I think that’s ugly cope. Ugly dudes rarely get the chance to be bad to women. It’s like the kid who never gets invited to parties being proud they don’t do drugs. If you aren’t put in a position to make a choice then your integrity as a person is unknown and untested.
@@badart3204Yes, it's like women thinking they're good people just because they're weak. If women had more muscle, half of them would be surprise cuddlers and/or serial enders.
I actually still hope the himbo thing is just a gag and intelligent and well kept men aren't just gonna be kicked to the curb because they don't fit a Disney character trope 😂
Hmm, instead of worrying about what others think about you. Perhaps it's better to focus on one's self and do better. Workout for your self betterment, become healthy, and maybe cut out some of the food. Most of us won't look like Arnold Schwarzenegger, and that's fine, as long as you're happy, Then that's all that matters.
women like muscles but more of a toned look than bulky. woman like a man that looks normal but when he takes his shirt off they are flashbanged by muscles.
Not true. Different women like different things but as someone who was into bodybuilding for a long time, I've never seen a woman choose a normal sized guy over a "beefcake" if all other things were equal. If you listen to Kir, she will tell you, women want *strong men*
I've only seen 2 episodes of dungeon meshi, but I don't really understand the Laios thirst. He just looks like a totally generic "blonde knight dude" that would usually be a background character, except he has a thing for eating monsters. Besides the monster eating, he has like no discernable personality though
There's a reason the vast majority of fanart of that franchise is homosexual with him getting turkdwarfbanged. He literally looks like an ashkenaz Juiceboy. Azehara also pinned something like that. Are Americans really this profoundly regarded? I know Yellowstone won't asplode but maybe I'm wrong about such an event, or a meteorite only needing to hit ~4% of the US population. Maybe it really is over.
@@ryukobestwaifu3319 It explains everything. Azehara and Kirsche are mongs and will never be free from living in media sewage trying to reach fresh air while being THIS dumb. They are doomed to forever be duped because they are both blind and pull one another, and everyone involved with them who is just as clueless as them down forever. They will be 80 years old and still going "man this is some degen blog news story wow everything sucks, and then like, reciting some memes that destoy themselves because ...again, mongs. You cannot help these people. Not if you literally cite the ethnic group behind it and a partial description of their general facial looks and still see themselves posting enemy memes.
Now I understand why videogame characters run away from gamers, I can feel the horror of being watched and stalked by Krishe ... that was fucking creepy as hell!
Laios got that dog in him.
All the white girls love him
@@AzeharaCh would be the same situation if he were a dolphin.
Did he eat it?
@@AzeharaCh The Asians too apparently (cause Bao)
Fuck yeah. Thanks for the pin dude.
Even if Kirsche isn't in Phase, her and Tenma are certainly kindred spirits, lmao
They're both white haired foxes. If smug Alana also goes feral for Laios then it could be a white fox thing.
There's something hilariously adorable about hearing Kirsche fantasize about her himbo husbando.
What a silly creature this fox is.
Poor Laios wouldn't even know what's wrong, meanwhile Falin and Chilchuck are like, "No you don't understand she's a monster" and he'll just go, "Uh, no? She's a kitsune?"
...First Bao and now Kirshe...Laios my boy RUNNNNNNN!!! 😂
Laios doesnt love women, he loves monsters.
I always thought Kirsche's previous model made her look twitchy while talking, but I see now it might just be how she is.
I got the dumb already, so time to hit the dumbells
hell yeah brother
I love that Laio's power is basically autistic hyper fixation.
DO NOT STICK YOUR PEN IN CRAZY!
It will be the most fun you ever had followed by the most regret youll ever have
I NEVER STOPPED BEFORE AND I WON'T STOP NOW
you just want the crazy for yourself. I see right through your ploy.
@@pondfishrancher and sometimes the regret is worth it
@@JohnnyYeTaecanUktena not for me thats for sure, almost did hook up with a girl once but very glad I didn't, she would have ruined me.
"He is delicious"
Delicious.. in Dungeon.
Spicy fox continues to be the most normal woman ever.
@@aerosyne Brings up Sounding.
"Normal."
I might have to doubt you there, chief...
The thirst on this woman is incredible but it explains the broken hitachis.
Just wanna say I appreciate the extra effort you go through to highlight the messages Kirsche interacts with as she talks, it's a neat touch
Kirsche gives me motivation to work out, become the himbo Kirsche needs 😭
I am confused. Kirsche said she doesn't want soft man and lusts over 10\10 men, and then she also wants to marry Asmonbold, king of the the mid-looking soft nerds...
one word, women
But he's got that dirty look, so he doesn't have that femboy look
Welcome to the double speak of women. Their desires are always contradictory.
There's a difference in ideal expectations to real expectations. Its like wanting a goth mommy but in reality you'll go to whoever approaches you nicely
@@keycrafter7471
The goth mommys were the quirky girls who share our interest and lovely human beings all along...
The duality of Kirsche's dream husband:
*Laios x Asmongold*
Never a dull moment with Kirsche.
Lmao Dear God! Kirsche don't ever change lol.
As an autistic white boy myself, seeing everyone drooling over Laios gives me hope.
The first step: be attractive
HEAR THAT BOYS? WORK ON YOUR ABS!
the hardest part to work on lol
You have to aim for a sugar free diet, and while muscle training could be handy, it's not the priority, your diet is.
It's sugar that causes that belly to grow, because your liver gets stressed from it and creates fat.
Exercise enough to be caloric deficient, and cut down on sugar as much as possible. Also if you are burning fat, the muscle actually declines slightly first, because you cannot target where that weight is being reduced, so lose your weight first, then build the muscle after.
Seeing Laios love makes me feel the happy
* Luigi looks at Laios *
Luigi: Oh yes the autism gets him the foxgirls
I will become kirsche's strongest birth creator
I refuse to accept that rick and morty has permanently changed how we talk about male physique.
I doubt Rick and morty has anything to do with it.
@@bronyferienminuet2125 Well they did say it a few times in one episode so they kinda made it mainstream not saying it was fully them it was just that they pretty much just said it out loud where everyone else would hear it from word of mouth from like a friend so... yeah they kinda did
My friend said I remind him of Laios and I should cosplay him... I think I should trust his wisdom now.
Did he followed by”girls dig that shit” or just him in luv with you🤣
@@akiyamato3299 🤣🤣He didn't follow with anything, but I have since educated him about the girls being obsessed with Laios 🤣🤣
They want a "macho" man until they meet a guy who comes home in dirty work boots. Most of the time, what they're looking for is a pretty gym bro with time and cash to spare. They're about appearances, not the genuine article.
They want a stallion not a work horse. A non murdery Patrick Bateman is more their speed than Pablo the roofer in his work boots or Eric the Lineman that has a belly from all the 6 packs and energy drinks he consumes to deal with the job.
@@badart3204yeah, they don't want Chris, the structural framer or Juan, the concrete mixer. They want someone who is a pretty boy who never gets their hands dirty.
Gotta force Kirsche to collab with Tenma, the fox must be corrupted further.
Which one is doing the corrupting?
@@NotsilYmerej Yes.
@@majormajorasic She already has the V-Tuber debuff. They can't stack more than once lol
I wonder what she'd think of more of the "Farm boy" build
IE Built big and strong, not fat at all but not have 6 pack, big strong legs, strong arms, torso is strong but maybe not defined but free of any excess fat, and is very good looking.
I want a based fox woman like kirshe or tenma. Guess I've gotta get lifting
Get those gains, Id rec ixa-cizing its very fun and effective least if yer a tokufan
Girls only want you when you're out of their league. And at that point, you have no time for a beat-up high mileage Nissan Maxima when you have the capital for a brand new, fully loaded Lexus GS 500.
Kronk is the goat of all himbos
4:19 Another fine display brought to you by Kirsche “I Have A Tab For That!” Verstahl
I don't even need to watch this, I already know i'm Him.
Fun fact: Not every man has the genetics to eventually grow the Belt of Adonis... some can work out extremely hard, and get noting below the waist.
We end up looking like God of wars Thor
Embrace ogremode.
@@Crazycoyote-we7ey I mean... Considering how Thor's wife looked. That might not be a bad deal just sayin.
@billyxxxx1738 I know right
Hey hey, if tenga can get hot for those real life abs thats pretty good!
Laios is a bouquet of green flags, I don't blame women going feral over our boy. He's got that Dog in him
Kirsche casually mentions yaoi fetish because of course there is a market for it.
Jesus fucking Christ Bao, I thought the wolfman thing was bad
I consider myself a cultural veteran of the Internet, but Jesus F. Christ, Kirsche takes it to a whole new level.
Maybe I should start going to the gym. All this talk of ripped himbos getting drooled over by these vtubers makes me feel somewhat inadequate in comparison. 😮💨
Went from 250 to 216 in like a year. Squat went from 90lbs to 275, go for it bro.
Worst case scenario, you wind up with a healthy hobby. Just try to avoid the chicks with tripod cameras
Congratulations, you've rediscovered standard-issue straight female sexuality.
DO THE MUSCLE!
HUSTLE MUSCLE!
you have to use steroids or have a hardcore insane plan to get ripped like that, remember that women only look at the top men, so even if you are muscular and toned, if theres guy a who's better than you, women will completely ignore you
brb going to get a gym membership
Hell yeah brother
It's surrel a female friend of mine went on the same kind of rant, lmao.
Bruh azehara needs to just be kirsches official editor at this point top tier clipper
Well, she is a fox girl. Laios would probably be fine with it.
Kirsche + Tenma thirsting stream when?
They'll need 2 chaperones this time
2 white fox with hot outtakes. Twitter are gonna have melt down from overheating
@@josefarias5216 just 2?
I think Kirsche would out-thirst Tenma if only because she has even less of a filter.
I am ripped for Kirsche. OwO
Based
Straight with benefits
that tweet was something else
What i learned: need to workout and develop an adonis belt...
honestly i'd not mind having the literal strength of brock lesnar where he can literally hand tie round haybales.
I very regularly say “no yuri.”
The inverse also applies. No yaoi.
Amen
of course she learned that phrase from gay man, kek
It’s called the V taper
Wikipedia article: *updated 30 seconds ago*
Yo, that explains why there are tones of Laios noodlestopper figure multipack on mercari more than Marsil titled in English
I decided to avoid being close to her ideal after the soy sause thing
MACHO MACHO MAN!
I GOTTA BE A MACHO MAN!
Why did I read this with the song voice😅
I now know what I must do. Time to go to the gym.
Gym and learn how to cook
Laios is gonna eat some foxgirl stew tonight, boys.
Was about to say fox was in the anime, that shapeshifter is a 9tailed white fox but it’s just a 9tailed albino tanuki 😂
@tuulenkoti It's definitely not.
I don't like that rick and morty taught me gutters
And that this clip brought the suppressed memory back
Well dang, I don't fall under this description. I wish luck to the suitors who fall into those looks
Man i need to stop being lazy and hit tfing gym.
You can do it!
The tough part is staying consistent but it is possible as long as you try
You can do it!!!!
Bodyweight exercises (calisthenics) can be done virtually anywhere and they're free.
So, a muscular Asmongold
Asmon is not as austistic as Laios.
yea these women want the REAL tism XD
Just another vtuber to add the the list of "do not meet I public"
Another? All of them are like this in some way shape or form.
You mean "absolutely meet in public"
A lot of female vtubers aren't perfect, but the difference between them and other typical irl girls is that they acknowledge themselves in spite of not fitting into society's norms. It's also very sad to know someone online to a intimate level for over a decade, and watch as her life crumbles beneath her feet as certain events happen in life, all while being indecisive when the chance to meet was all possible years ago. You can only move forward and hope to be a better person.
I mean I would not mind meeting a few of guys they seem chill but the females? Man, I ain't dealing with that I have to go to the gym at night cause I don't like walking in minefields
Need a Kirsche+Tenma stream, I cannot believe there isn’t one. If there is I can’t find it
Good to know that literally me is in demand.
Me watching this with a similar build like: 😀
So I do have a chance.
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME, NOT HIM
ITS NOT FAIR
Complaining like this has no meaning.
Get strong eclipse.
After that...we'll settle the matter.
New goal.
I don't know much I about Laios but from what I gathered his the exact opposite of me in every way
Now I’m curious if Kirsche would like Kiryu or ichiban from Like a dragon
I’m sure she would love Kiryu
3:13 Ayy, I'm waukin ear. Leave-a my transverse abdominis lone
Aint no way not the bao posting
5:18 long and I still have no idea what I just watched
Can someone tell me the similarities between Laios and Asmongold?
Autism? They're pretty big opposites lol
Man, she'd go nuts on /fit/
No pls
After the Fresh&Fit situation I could never associate
“Am I fighting Bao for himbos?”
Nah, Bao’s an “eat the rich” hypocrite, no strong man wants that, you’re safe
she's a commie? gross
@@rigg4146 yes. She unironically says “eat the rich” while just casually going on trips to japan and other places
She is?? I never saw that. Dang the clips don’t really show that
@@rigg4146 Lol, a commie's ideal man is a soviet soldier advancing on East Germany. If you know, you know.
@@AhHereWeGodo you know any other vtubers we should avoid, wise one?
I wonder if Kirsche knows about Alex Armstrong?
Tldr: it's Azahara and his big hands
I underestimated Laios’s appeal.
Moved too a new part of the country
Most of the men here are either pencil necks, twinks or overwieght
There are also more beautiful women here than in the north
Much like oogway my time has come
Take your chance now or be forever alone.
@@AzeharaCh there are no spicy foxes i must cope and seeth
Be careful of narcissists and manipulative people...
People you get to know of online for a long time can be those who get along well with you irl too, but also be careful of extreme edge cases of manipulators pretending to be whom they are not.
@@dra6o0n true and real, dating pool? more like flags of red sea with how bad its gotten.
Well you're a V-Tuber, so it's already not looking good for you selection-wise.
Let the woman dream.
@@AzeharaCh I'm just saiyan'
@@DeadSpaceWing Nah, I bet you're Namekian
@@Adrian-zs3ol Aw shit, he figured it out
My deadlift is 240kg(529lbs) and squat is 190kg(418lbs)but no I am taken 👌🏻
At the end we still end up here in the comment section
Real question is your bench
This is a serious thirst
Kir's a little pre-occupied, no?
The thing young women don't understand is men with good character often don't look handsome, it's the adversity of ugliness which helps create the development of a likable character
Eh, I think that’s ugly cope. Ugly dudes rarely get the chance to be bad to women. It’s like the kid who never gets invited to parties being proud they don’t do drugs. If you aren’t put in a position to make a choice then your integrity as a person is unknown and untested.
@@badart3204Yes, it's like women thinking they're good people just because they're weak. If women had more muscle, half of them would be surprise cuddlers and/or serial enders.
@@bc-cu4onhalf is a low number.
women dont care about "good" character, its why they like bad boys, felons and murderers
I actually still hope the himbo thing is just a gag and intelligent and well kept men aren't just gonna be kicked to the curb because they don't fit a Disney character trope 😂
Bao got competition
Great clip.
Would.
My time is here
Calm down sis 👀
All vtubers have high standards sometimes even downright unachievable so, just give up, it's not worth it guys..
Hmm, instead of worrying about what others think about you. Perhaps it's better to focus on one's self and do better. Workout for your self betterment, become healthy, and maybe cut out some of the food. Most of us won't look like Arnold Schwarzenegger, and that's fine, as long as you're happy,
Then that's all that matters.
Theres something else flowing in them gutters..
That’s a slang term.
women like muscles but more of a toned look than bulky. woman like a man that looks normal but when he takes his shirt off they are flashbanged by muscles.
Women like strength.
@@klaushipp1207 yes.
Not true. Different women like different things but as someone who was into bodybuilding for a long time, I've never seen a woman choose a normal sized guy over a "beefcake" if all other things were equal. If you listen to Kir, she will tell you, women want *strong men*
Here's something I've observed, women tend to pine over the softbois, they tend to actually settle down with the masculine ones.
because a masculine man will actually provide for and protect his wife. It's just biology.
@@louthinator Oh yeah, that's exactly why.
I've only seen 2 episodes of dungeon meshi, but I don't really understand the Laios thirst. He just looks like a totally generic "blonde knight dude" that would usually be a background character, except he has a thing for eating monsters. Besides the monster eating, he has like no discernable personality though
Keep watching
You gotta do a little work to get to his creamy center
There's a reason the vast majority of fanart of that franchise is homosexual with him getting turkdwarfbanged.
He literally looks like an ashkenaz Juiceboy. Azehara also pinned something like that. Are Americans really this profoundly regarded? I know Yellowstone won't asplode but maybe I'm wrong about such an event, or a meteorite only needing to hit ~4% of the US population. Maybe it really is over.
@@lofwyr5063 that explains nothing the glazing is insane
@@ryukobestwaifu3319 It explains everything. Azehara and Kirsche are mongs and will never be free from living in media sewage trying to reach fresh air while being THIS dumb. They are doomed to forever be duped because they are both blind and pull one another, and everyone involved with them who is just as clueless as them down forever.
They will be 80 years old and still going "man this is some degen blog news story wow everything sucks, and then like, reciting some memes that destoy themselves because ...again, mongs. You cannot help these people. Not if you literally cite the ethnic group behind it and a partial description of their general facial looks and still see themselves posting enemy memes.
I hear Asmongold is single...
Jus sayin'
Gotta forge the wow goblin into Stone Cold Gold first.
Seems a little gay ngl
"I'm not offensive!!"
-incessant pick-me energy over anyone not straight and cis
seethe
Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?
Can anyone translate from Twitter to English?
Seriously, can you translate that for people who aren’t chronically online, I don’t understand
@@Christopher-eq1rn I answered but I think the comment was GBJ'd, set the comment section to display by newest and you should be able to read it.
Now I understand why videogame characters run away from gamers, I can feel the horror of being watched and stalked by Krishe ... that was fucking creepy as hell!