Pippa Rant: The Absolute State of Disney

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  • Опубликовано: 11 янв 2025

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  • @rs.matr1x
    @rs.matr1x 11 месяцев назад +2122

    It's like Pippa was actually there in the executives office as it happened.

    • @AzeharaCh
      @AzeharaCh  11 месяцев назад +307

      M. Night Shamalamadingdong Plot Twist: Pippa IS a Disney Executive

    • @szysi3k
      @szysi3k 11 месяцев назад +73

      @@AzeharaCh or the kid.

    • @are3287
      @are3287 11 месяцев назад +90

      Maybe she was one of the illegally procured children they kept in like a shady basement

    • @donteddy1858
      @donteddy1858 11 месяцев назад +17

      maybe she was one of the memberberrys the wine was made of

    • @Gorbz
      @Gorbz 11 месяцев назад +7

      Maybe Pippa's dad is Mike B Disney

  • @robrockstar9648
    @robrockstar9648 11 месяцев назад +151

    “And don’t forget to make it lame and gay”

  • @TurtleChad1
    @TurtleChad1 11 месяцев назад +111

    Disney used ti touch our hearts now they touch us inappropriately 😢
    Pippa is breedable

  • @Aging_Casually_Late_Gamer
    @Aging_Casually_Late_Gamer 11 месяцев назад +144

    Pippa 100% based.
    Disney actually did "diversity" alot better when they didn't push it to the forefront. Disney wasn't gloating about "having the first native Hawaiian character" in their movies with Lilo and Stich. They didn't call people who weren't fans of one princess story or another "sexiet"
    Disney was about stories. Now they are about identity.

    • @danieltobin4498
      @danieltobin4498 11 месяцев назад +18

      It’s mostly a marketing gimmick to get butts in seats. Like what they did in the Transformers movie. They advertise Dino-bots and they’re barely in it. Disney advertises diversity but you barely see it or the story and character development is bad

    • @JustAnArrogantAlien
      @JustAnArrogantAlien 11 месяцев назад +17

      Disney today sees minorities as nothing but shields. They can’t tell good stories anymore and they know it; so they shove “diversity” to the forefront so they can write off any detractors they get as “bigots” or “phobes” or whatever. Disgusting.

    • @ElessarFrey
      @ElessarFrey 11 месяцев назад +3

      The good old days...

    • @GaidenDS10
      @GaidenDS10 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@JustAnArrogantAlienand I blame those who actually got the position and when the torch is passed to them they decided to trip up inside the studio and go position signaling like “no, you should do this” “this is how it’s should been done!” And it just builds hostility now that their audience are so tired of their agendas they tried to call them out.

    • @ZackarySchejbalCODBO2RGM2
      @ZackarySchejbalCODBO2RGM2 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@danieltobin4498 At least with Transformers there was more than just the Bayverse

  • @j-red9121
    @j-red9121 11 месяцев назад +368

    Disney as a company has ironically become as greedy, selfish, and corrupt as some of their greatest villains in their heyday. The fact that Dreamworks, a company born to SPITE Disney, made a film like Puss and Boots 2, that had more soul and genuine love in it in 2022 than anything they or Pixar made in 2023 is hilarious, yet disheartening.

    • @orrorsaness5942
      @orrorsaness5942 11 месяцев назад +4

      Yup 👍

    • @bonogiamboni4830
      @bonogiamboni4830 11 месяцев назад +38

      The Disneyfication of Pixar has been one of the greatest tragedies in the animation industry.

    • @elimDBZ
      @elimDBZ 11 месяцев назад +3

      This had 49 likes and I liked it to even it out to 50

    • @orrorsaness5942
      @orrorsaness5942 11 месяцев назад +9

      @@bonogiamboni4830 yup 👍
      Reject Wokexar
      Embrace my series The Pensuke Files

    • @davidfrancisco3502
      @davidfrancisco3502 11 месяцев назад +21

      ​@@bonogiamboni4830The feminization of Marvel and Star Wars is another part of the problem.

  • @AzayBae
    @AzayBae 11 месяцев назад +49

    "Do you have any children?" 🤣 I love Pippa so much.

  • @JustAnArrogantAlien
    @JustAnArrogantAlien 11 месяцев назад +109

    I’m convinced _Wish_ was a low-effort rip off of _Puss in Boots: The Last Wish:_ a story about wishes set in a Spanish-themed fantasy nation, with a painterly aesthetic. Difference is that Dreamworks went all out to tell a mature and surprisingly deep story, while Disney had ChatGPT write their script (yes I 100% believe that!).

    • @Dtv8564
      @Dtv8564 11 месяцев назад

      Wouldn't say mature, but it was good nontheless...Something that disney cannot do anymore

    • @JustAnArrogantAlien
      @JustAnArrogantAlien 11 месяцев назад +23

      I’d say mature. Yes, it has its share of kiddy jokes because it was made with kids in mind, but Puss’ fear of death and quest to reclaim the past lives he squandered resonate with adults much more than kids.

    • @Quickdrawingartist
      @Quickdrawingartist 11 месяцев назад +2

      Pretty sure "now" Disney is too stupid to know how to use ChatGPT.

    • @bryanmerel
      @bryanmerel 11 месяцев назад +10

      ​@Dtv8564 puss in boots might not be "adult" if we talk about what Western Media considers adult (excessive swearing, gore, blood, crass humor, degeneracy, and sex, Yoy know, Things a Raging hormonal Teenager thinks what Adult is) but it was definitely mature, as it never sugarcoat the fear of old age and death, it showcased real mature worries, like fear of commitment. And it even showcased the 3 flavor of antagonist. Force of nature(Death), Heroes who happened to be on the opposing side(Goldilocks and her bear family), and unapologetically evil(Jack Horner).

  • @Pudding404
    @Pudding404 11 месяцев назад +51

    Love it when Pippa abuses her mic like the executives whip their animators.(workers in general really.)
    Disney used to touch our inner child, now they touch our actual chil-.

  • @indumatipngtuber2790
    @indumatipngtuber2790 11 месяцев назад +57

    My favorite thing about Disney is not only do they not pay their animators, they also make them live in a company town with their own security.

    • @PALACIO254
      @PALACIO254 11 месяцев назад +10

      The animation gulags

  • @lordcommissarspartan
    @lordcommissarspartan 11 месяцев назад +59

    "Depends, do you have any Children?"
    DAMN

  • @Dorian_Scott
    @Dorian_Scott 11 месяцев назад +61

    I like how Pippa's mic had trouble picking up her screaming.

  • @JTBassvocals
    @JTBassvocals 2 месяца назад +18

    I was taught that Walt Disney made Mickey Mouse because he wanted to get over his fear of mice. When the public saw what Mickey was like, he was proud of his work.
    I cannot imagine his distraught in the Afterlife to see what his creation now symbollizes.

  • @apocalypseforever8434
    @apocalypseforever8434 11 месяцев назад +39

    It's genuinely criminal how much more interesting Wish's concept art was then the final product. Something evil going on in that company

  • @insulttothehumanrace3807
    @insulttothehumanrace3807 11 месяцев назад +50

    "Well, depends. You got any children?"
    "How am I supposed to have kids? I'm literally chained to my desk all day except for these meetings."
    "... Hm. Maybe next time. Alright, get started on... whatever we were talking about, the new movie."

    • @Kelpie-sb5bi
      @Kelpie-sb5bi 11 месяцев назад +7

      ”BUT NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO!
      DO NOT MAKE IT TRADITIONAL 2D ANIMATION!
      EVERYTHING TRADITIONAL MUST BE EXTERMINATED!”

  • @acmenipponair
    @acmenipponair 11 месяцев назад +32

    To say it bluntly: It tells stories, when a clipper like Azehara is able to produce BETTER 2D animation than Disney did in the last 30 years!

  • @_-pf_gd-_
    @_-pf_gd-_ 11 месяцев назад +24

    From the AI generated Pippas to the description, this is truly a clip of all time.

    • @AzeharaCh
      @AzeharaCh  11 месяцев назад +6

      And people still get pissed at Ai art. This shit wouldve taken me 2 weeks to draw had i done it myself or a few hundred dollars and a month to comission.

    • @_-pf_gd-_
      @_-pf_gd-_ 11 месяцев назад

      @@AzeharaCh true and real azehara先生

    • @LunexLunertic64
      @LunexLunertic64 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@AzeharaCh True that indeed.

  • @ahardworker2154
    @ahardworker2154 11 месяцев назад +35

    I actually got curious about Wish and found out the main MC was originally going to have a love interest which happened to be the star who was going to be a shapeshifter from space (there more to it than that but hard to find the actual source now) also the king and queen was originally going to be an evil couple with more development. But Disney being Disney they didn't want to take a risk.

  • @GhostOfSnuffles
    @GhostOfSnuffles 11 месяцев назад +31

    Pippa got so into character she bricked the gain on her mic.

  • @wherethetatosat
    @wherethetatosat 11 месяцев назад +34

    "Depends. You have any children?"
    Kirsche: _Oh noooo_

  • @PresidentFunnyValentine
    @PresidentFunnyValentine 11 месяцев назад +22

    Moments like these remind me why I like Pippa so much. She's not afraid to really tell how she feels about the current state of something and her opinion is valid as hell. I can't remember the last time I really enjoyed a Disney movie.

    • @BeyondDaX
      @BeyondDaX 11 месяцев назад

      Not even Toy Story (The first one) and other older disney animated films?

  • @LucidFlameX
    @LucidFlameX 10 месяцев назад +30

    Kefka's theme playing for anything Pippa just makes so much sense.

  • @christscrackers647
    @christscrackers647 11 месяцев назад +47

    Even Vtubers know Disney is so far up it's ass there's no coming back now.

  • @PeachDragon_
    @PeachDragon_ 11 месяцев назад +55

    American companies when the people ask for quality: do i look japanese to you?

    • @AnAmericanMusician
      @AnAmericanMusician 11 месяцев назад +1

      Quality? Japan plagurizes most of their work from the West. Give it some time. They'll take "inspiration" from modern Hollywood slop soon enough.

    • @InvadeNormandy
      @InvadeNormandy 11 месяцев назад +18

      @@AnAmericanMusician
      Lmao okay lil bro.

    • @chelvo56
      @chelvo56 11 месяцев назад +19

      ​@@AnAmericanMusicianthe 80's called and want their Japan panic back

    • @the1necromancer
      @the1necromancer 11 месяцев назад +7

      @@AnAmericanMusician
      Idk about inspiration (though I'm not discounting it). I'm more concerned about the Western money that's going to come with strings attached for any studio that becomes too reliant on it.

    • @Corrderio
      @Corrderio 11 месяцев назад +5

      I dunno. I feel like some of the bigger studios are going down the route of producing slop because they want to be safe/inoffensive.
      That and most of them seem fine with buthchers-I mean localizers f-cking around with their scripts.

  • @gagefisher4785
    @gagefisher4785 11 месяцев назад +19

    I wanna see the pics of the basement, guaranteed there's an altar dedicated to Moloch down there.

  • @vincent207
    @vincent207 11 месяцев назад +28

    I was not prepared for the “you have any children” line.

  • @williamjr3413
    @williamjr3413 11 месяцев назад +24

    Disney exec pippa design is actually super cute

  • @thebestbadness420k6
    @thebestbadness420k6 11 месяцев назад +25

    The pendulous spheroids Disney had to make "I let you live here for free and I don't even charge you rent" an actual, literal, in fact song lyric...

    • @Preaplanes
      @Preaplanes 10 месяцев назад +1

      What, did you think the brainlets at Disney would know what tautology is?

  • @AscendantStoic
    @AscendantStoic 11 месяцев назад +26

    That Toothless plushie in a Disney exec home, the depth of that betrayal to the Mouse is unfathomable 😅

  • @theshizl4400
    @theshizl4400 11 месяцев назад +17

    Kudos to the two Pips talking at each other. That syncing must've taken a while, considering how fast she speaks

    • @ProGentleman
      @ProGentleman 11 месяцев назад +5

      She's a cute rabbit, but get her on a tangent and she talks like a skittish squirrel moves. xD

  • @slifer875
    @slifer875 11 месяцев назад +30

    I aprecciate the more 2D approach for the pippa editing, quite fitting seeing the subject about disney pure hatred towards 2D.

  • @Abigdummy4life
    @Abigdummy4life 11 месяцев назад +33

    Her rant is fully justified.

  • @Tarkus_H
    @Tarkus_H 11 месяцев назад +31

    The Kefka theme really puts it together.

  • @Kalebfenoir
    @Kalebfenoir 11 месяцев назад +33

    The mention of the childrens books with the gold leaf trim... the Golden Books... that cut deep. Ow. I had those when i was little, and my family treasures them as memory items.
    To hear about them ignored... that hurts.

    • @AzeharaCh
      @AzeharaCh  10 месяцев назад +2

      I would have included a photo in the clip but I wasnt sure which gold leaf trim books she was talking about. Dont think we had those where im from.

    • @Kalebfenoir
      @Kalebfenoir 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@AzeharaChI think there's only the one kind; it's a pretty singular book type. Though I hear at one point they swapped from gold to silver-y trim. I think they went back to gold because Little Golden Book should always be actually GOLD in color, ya know?

  • @inanimatesum4945
    @inanimatesum4945 11 месяцев назад +22

    "Make it look unrendered"
    Bruh never felt more real than that. You finalize a freaking draft to show, don't just celebrate before you're even close to the finishing line.

  • @FYCY
    @FYCY 11 месяцев назад +39

    Great edit. I love Disney executive Pippa and Poor animator Pippa. I hope some day Pippa fixes her mic filter one day I miss her yells.

    • @AzeharaCh
      @AzeharaCh  11 месяцев назад +9

      One day she will

  • @Balbaneth
    @Balbaneth 10 месяцев назад +55

    Dark hair Disney pippa hits different

    • @danierupd64
      @danierupd64 10 месяцев назад +6

      I agree..it's making me feel...things

    • @NeostormXLMAX
      @NeostormXLMAX 10 месяцев назад +2

      This is done with ai and not her actual model

    • @danierupd64
      @danierupd64 10 месяцев назад

      @@NeostormXLMAXStill so good though haha

  • @BlueAizu_
    @BlueAizu_ 11 месяцев назад +41

    I felt personally attacked by "they're animators, they don't get paid"

    • @AzeharaCh
      @AzeharaCh  11 месяцев назад +15

      Shes not wrong

    • @robbiewalker2831
      @robbiewalker2831 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@AzeharaCh Can you show me where the “SLAP!” Came from? It’s funny to me. 1:40

    • @AzeharaCh
      @AzeharaCh  11 месяцев назад +4

      Chapelle Show. @@robbiewalker2831
      Search for "Charlie Murphy’s True Hollywood Stories: Rick James - Chappelle’s Show"

  • @joaquinvanhouten
    @joaquinvanhouten 9 месяцев назад +13

    The way the PNG sings " when you wish upon a star" with a straight face gets me every time

  • @jhill7009
    @jhill7009 11 месяцев назад +25

    The Kefka theme fits Pippa so well

  • @MoonlitMarch
    @MoonlitMarch 11 месяцев назад +25

    I sentence you to 180 days of labor in the Disney CGI dungeons.

  • @KageMinowara
    @KageMinowara 11 месяцев назад +16

    I'm convinced that Pippa has installed hidden cameras in Disney headquarters, that impression was too accurate.

    • @AzeharaCh
      @AzeharaCh  11 месяцев назад +3

      Plottwist she is the real Disney exectutive

  • @pheonixshaman
    @pheonixshaman 11 месяцев назад +42

    The people in charge of modern Disney prove Walt had reason to be concerned.
    They truly can never create, only destroy.

    • @AzeharaCh
      @AzeharaCh  11 месяцев назад +2

      Sad but true

  • @pagansamurai7444
    @pagansamurai7444 11 месяцев назад +49

    I will never forgive disney for what they did to my heros in starwars and indiana jones.

    • @Mrbigsur
      @Mrbigsur 11 месяцев назад +12

      for me, especially starwars! they are making a completely new canon and not giving much regard about the stories that kept the franchise alive all these years. idc what anyone says, but the old expanded universe or “legends”, as i hate to call it, will always be the main canon in my heart.

    • @crawlingboy
      @crawlingboy 11 месяцев назад

      Curse you Kathleen Kennedy

  • @AncelDeLambert
    @AncelDeLambert 11 месяцев назад +28

    I love how she's peaking her mic

  • @gabbywill3588
    @gabbywill3588 11 месяцев назад +18

    Everytime Pippa invites us into her head i get scared and impressed

  • @BennysGamingAttic
    @BennysGamingAttic 6 месяцев назад +34

    Pippa rant is way more entertaining than Disney

  • @thefreeknight
    @thefreeknight 10 месяцев назад +30

    Kefka theme during disney production pitch: perfection

  • @matrix3509
    @matrix3509 8 месяцев назад +58

    Seriously though, why are modern billionaires all so fucking boring?
    The Carnegies and Rockefellers were at least interesting people who had good taste. That house looks like something a Funkopop collector who won the lottery would buy.

    • @ChaosAngel667
      @ChaosAngel667 7 месяцев назад +12

      Difference between self made or at least second gen vs 3rd gen.

  • @Wickedscary32
    @Wickedscary32 11 месяцев назад +22

    "depends...do you have any kids?"
    Just pippa being based

  • @LonelyAncient
    @LonelyAncient 11 месяцев назад +25

    this not a rant, this is a better screen play than wish.

  • @Frerichs1962
    @Frerichs1962 11 месяцев назад +13

    That back and forth Pippa played out might have happened, at lease once.

  • @shadowstar4452
    @shadowstar4452 11 месяцев назад +30

    Kefka's theme playing through out the whole thing really sells how much of a clown fest this is when talking about disney

  • @ImmaLittlePip
    @ImmaLittlePip 11 месяцев назад +32

    Disney exect Pippa is a terrifying thought but yet she would do so much better of a Job than Bob Iger

    • @SammEater
      @SammEater 11 месяцев назад +10

      Anyone here could be a better CEO than Iger, first because everyone here actually knows an entertaining company has to entertain people instead of being used to pump propaganda nonstop.

    • @AyaReikoTripleElite
      @AyaReikoTripleElite 11 месяцев назад +5

      She did almost create a vtuber agency by accident once. Which is more than Iger ever did.

  • @elijahtiemens5532
    @elijahtiemens5532 11 месяцев назад +14

    3:18 “Make it look like that!” Is what she said.

  • @StubbsOTD
    @StubbsOTD 11 месяцев назад +37

    why do I hear Pippa's rants and go "yeah, probably"?

    • @VaughanRoderick
      @VaughanRoderick 11 месяцев назад +5

      Because there's conspiracy and there's extrapolation from hard facts. Pippa be spittin' facts.

  • @solracht
    @solracht 11 месяцев назад +27

    Love the Disney Exec Pibba design.

  • @Corrderio
    @Corrderio 11 месяцев назад +24

    Classic Disney: Great animation and creativity.
    Modern Disney: Buy other IPs and burn to the ground since they've already ruined their original IPs

  • @anathemasoul8393
    @anathemasoul8393 10 месяцев назад +25

    the dark hair pippa with angry eyes goes crazy actually

  • @DKaiju7
    @DKaiju7 10 месяцев назад +25

    The kefka theme matched the mood of the Disney brainstorming meeting 😂

  • @Golden284-fan
    @Golden284-fan 11 месяцев назад +12

    With the mic peaking I imagine the Disney exec setting up a laptop then leaving the room just to yell at them over a conference call.

  • @gt3racer2187
    @gt3racer2187 11 месяцев назад +11

    Love the Kefka theme in the background. Fits perfectly.

  • @stefani.5737
    @stefani.5737 10 месяцев назад +39

    Note to self: Pippa is based af

  • @benjiusofficial
    @benjiusofficial 5 месяцев назад +35

    4:07 Jesus christ, bunny rabbit. That's fucked lol

    • @Speed001
      @Speed001 4 месяца назад

      Too real 4:06

    • @Speed001
      @Speed001 3 месяца назад

      It's accurate

  • @captainthunderbolt7541
    @captainthunderbolt7541 11 месяцев назад +16

    Pippa knows exactly what's up.

  • @donlewis470
    @donlewis470 11 месяцев назад +47

    I tend to suspect Disney would be better off if Kefka was CEO.

    • @JustAnArrogantAlien
      @JustAnArrogantAlien 11 месяцев назад +7

      I think he might be already, given how eager Disney’s been to destroy itself lately.

    • @Nihonguy
      @Nihonguy 11 месяцев назад +2

      Yeah at he has a sense of humor lol

    • @lordkrauser
      @lordkrauser 11 месяцев назад

      I dunno. He's more into killing kids than diddling them so he might not be a great fit for Disney leadership.

  • @Arturius
    @Arturius 11 месяцев назад +42

    The Kefka theme makes this rant all the better.

  • @Frosty-yy7oq
    @Frosty-yy7oq 11 месяцев назад +18

    Ngl, Pippa is amazing at storytelling, and I want more of it

  • @klatuk4u1
    @klatuk4u1 11 месяцев назад +17

    The mic cutting out killed me because I could hear Pippa making that sound without a cutting out mic!

  • @crizman7032
    @crizman7032 11 месяцев назад +18

    I love the Pipney adult

  • @YouW00t
    @YouW00t 11 месяцев назад +18

    Imagine growing up and learning that your father died because you wanted some Toothless merch.

  • @ashardalondragnipurake
    @ashardalondragnipurake 11 месяцев назад +48

    why would a house need 9 baths
    how do you even use 9 baths
    why would you want 9 baths

    • @BeyondDaX
      @BeyondDaX 11 месяцев назад +18

      Because some people like to flex so much that its utterely pointless

    • @merx3guy
      @merx3guy 11 месяцев назад +2

      8 kids

    • @ДимаВеселов-в8и
      @ДимаВеселов-в8и 11 месяцев назад +6

      And a wife that can't cook but often surprises you with her "masterpieces" for dinner

    • @ashardalondragnipurake
      @ashardalondragnipurake 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@ДимаВеселов-в8и seems like more a reason for toilets then baths

    • @joshnabours9102
      @joshnabours9102 11 месяцев назад +2

      For when your teens host a house party while you are in europe?

  • @-revox-6301
    @-revox-6301 11 месяцев назад +38

    Pippa aint even doing her Vtuber voice anymore, God Bless this rabbit

    • @nore5888
      @nore5888 11 месяцев назад +6

      that’s how you know you're comfortable

  • @gregd806
    @gregd806 11 месяцев назад +19

    This house has too much Passion to be a Disney Executive's house.

  • @killerking2346
    @killerking2346 11 месяцев назад +17

    Pankohontas is now cancelled. RIP Sakana.....

  • @matthewrawlings1284
    @matthewrawlings1284 10 месяцев назад +26

    I feel like pippa and legal mindset might be a hilarious crossover...at the expense of disney...

    • @curiousguyontheinternet9023
      @curiousguyontheinternet9023 10 месяцев назад +3

      Pippa, Kirsche and LM in the same call would be a beautiful and cursed creation

  • @TheSlammurai
    @TheSlammurai 11 месяцев назад +16

    Toothless in the house proves that the Disney executive is a Dreamworks glowie.

  • @lieutenantcoloneltanyavond8273
    @lieutenantcoloneltanyavond8273 11 месяцев назад +16

    I love Disney Exec Pippa design :D

  • @XartiXV
    @XartiXV 11 месяцев назад +53

    And Disney wonders why some people are accusing them of really using ChatGPT. Despite that Wish's story was made long before ChatGPT came in.

    • @Kelpie-sb5bi
      @Kelpie-sb5bi 11 месяцев назад +20

      A story made in ChatGPT would be a step up in quality.

  • @shidensasaki5527
    @shidensasaki5527 10 месяцев назад +13

    The fact I can hear Kefka's theme during this rant, shows the insanity that has filled Disney.

  • @whiterabbit75
    @whiterabbit75 11 месяцев назад +25

    Pippa's not wrong, though. There was no theme or overarching feel to the house, making it feel all over the place. You had actual themed rooms like the movie room, or the kid's bedroom, but then everything else just had no personality. It was like a model home.

  • @travismontgomery1897
    @travismontgomery1897 11 месяцев назад +28

    Disney, the schlock factory of 2024.

  • @kyotra
    @kyotra 11 месяцев назад +10

    I love how they make these houses huge, but neglect to fill the space so they don't look like cold empty caverns.

  • @mariothane8754
    @mariothane8754 11 месяцев назад +16

    Why does it feel so fitting to have Kefka’s theme when we’re talking about Disney?

  • @Hobojoe529
    @Hobojoe529 11 месяцев назад +18

    Kefka's theme is somehow very fitting for this.

  • @nerdstorma8427
    @nerdstorma8427 11 месяцев назад +32

    Thing is all the pushback Disney gets nowadays is beyond justified, I still have nostalgia for how it was. They used to make stories for everyone, but now it's just senseless schlock that talks down to you. Pixar haven't made anything of quality since Wall E. Corporate practices aside, they still hold so much artistic relevance, but it's been hijacked by the same greedy people who put marketing over art. Even as someone who unironically likes the stuff I grew up with and older, I still can't deny it.

    • @randomman057
      @randomman057 11 месяцев назад +6

      Perhaps it's not the corporation exactly, but who they hired to write the stories that are the problem.

    • @neurofiedyamato8763
      @neurofiedyamato8763 10 месяцев назад +2

      I thought incredibles 2 was actually a good sequel

  • @SammEater
    @SammEater 11 месяцев назад +42

    The quality dropped in all their divisions, the parks suck now, most of the imagineers left for other companies, the movies are expensive but still look unfinished and rushed, everything with the Mouse logo is a shadow of its former self.

    • @LopsidedMoz
      @LopsidedMoz 11 месяцев назад +8

      State of every money printing industry tbh; when you take the passion out of art, it shows

  • @lanterns_glow
    @lanterns_glow 10 месяцев назад +47

    Surprising to fucking no one Pippa.... There literally was a skill issue with Wish. As in no one had the ability to do traditional 2d. Yes that's real.

    • @Michael-y9o5g
      @Michael-y9o5g 10 месяцев назад +22

      What else can be expected when they've abolished 2 d for, what, almost 15 years? Of course nobody knows how to do 2 d there anymore, they've either all been fired or killed off, since lord knows Disney doesn't retire their employees so they can still get money post-career

    • @SeruraRenge11
      @SeruraRenge11 10 месяцев назад

      @@Michael-y9o5g13 years, Winnie the Pooh was 2011.

  • @ruileite2634
    @ruileite2634 11 месяцев назад +19

    Points at Wookie: "Is this authentic?"
    Yes, unfortunately. Hunting and taxiderming wookies is a common practice among certain elites 😢

  • @PowderedToastMan3
    @PowderedToastMan3 11 месяцев назад +33

    >All this new trilogy star wars garbage
    >Obvious girlgym
    >Bedroom for 2 children
    It's 100% Kathleen Kennedy's house.

    • @PALACIO254
      @PALACIO254 11 месяцев назад +16

      The secret basement for more children

    • @OmenOfStorms
      @OmenOfStorms 11 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@PALACIO254thanks for the spit take fuckin christ

    • @bunnyconcubus8468
      @bunnyconcubus8468 11 месяцев назад +1

      WTF does girl gym even mean???

    • @bananashoplifter3440
      @bananashoplifter3440 11 месяцев назад +7

      @@bunnyconcubus8468 Minimal equipment, small space, meant to look more cutesy, than be functional 🗿

  • @CopiumCentral1027
    @CopiumCentral1027 10 месяцев назад +23

    I’m not sure what the Kefka theme does for this rant, but it definitely improves it

    • @blackberryjim
      @blackberryjim 10 месяцев назад +6

      Doma's water supply is being poisoned throughout Pippa's ENTIRE rant.

  • @Lock_Knight
    @Lock_Knight 6 месяцев назад +16

    The Kefka music from Final Fantasy VI / (III) adds layers to the experience.

  • @Yoshimitsu8989
    @Yoshimitsu8989 11 месяцев назад +24

    Pippa would make a great psychopathic corporate CEO

    • @lonepigeon68
      @lonepigeon68 4 месяца назад

      psychopathic is kind of redundant in that sentence.

  • @ZeptoZeno
    @ZeptoZeno 10 месяцев назад +31

    I wish this was satire but we all know it's true and real.

  • @Nepgear009
    @Nepgear009 11 месяцев назад +9

    Bro made a whole synopsis for a 8 min clip. That he ALSO edits wonderfully. A true Capippalist!

  • @shishoka
    @shishoka 11 месяцев назад +22

    We could have had Treasure Planet 2. Instead they give us Wish.

  • @Xtoxinlolinecronomicon
    @Xtoxinlolinecronomicon 11 месяцев назад +21

    Pippa makes a decent house broker.

  • @Nickle_King
    @Nickle_King 11 месяцев назад +24

    Soulless indeed. But you have to remember. This house wasn't made with the intention to be lived in. It was made to show off to others. There is a good chance nobody actually lives there.

    • @AzeharaCh
      @AzeharaCh  11 месяцев назад +4

      Yeah it does feel like one of those model homes they show whenever they build a ton of houses. "THIS IS WHAT IT SHOULD LOOK LIKE" type of deals

  • @105thBattalion
    @105thBattalion 11 месяцев назад +32

    Disney in 2025 will just use Chat GPT to generate everything

    • @AzeharaCh
      @AzeharaCh  11 месяцев назад +21

      You say it like if its a bad thing. At the way things are going, ChatGPT is an upgrade to the shit they have been shoveling out.

    • @Hero_Of_Time94
      @Hero_Of_Time94 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@AzeharaChAbsolutely true.

    • @NicoBabyman1
      @NicoBabyman1 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@AzeharaCh”He’s of line, but he’s right.”

    • @jaycee330
      @jaycee330 11 месяцев назад +1

      Including their customers.

    • @neroneroren6788
      @neroneroren6788 11 месяцев назад

      Apollo giving you the gift of prophesy I see

  • @nyogtheeldritchgentleman
    @nyogtheeldritchgentleman 11 месяцев назад +14

    Soooo did anyone else have flashbacks to the “make it lame” South Park bit?

  • @cnlbenmc
    @cnlbenmc 11 месяцев назад +19

    Can't wait for this to get incorporated into a Moonshine animations video in some way!