It Came From Tumblr [Binge Compilation]

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  • Опубликовано: 22 окт 2024

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  • @cat-tan
    @cat-tan 6 лет назад +1312

    "THAT'S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND", and
    "RANDY YOUR STICKS!!" Are absolute perfection. Hope you keep doing these!

    • @cursedwolf5026
      @cursedwolf5026 6 лет назад +19

      15:35 for THAT'S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND and 8:07 for RANDY YOUR STICKS

    • @theautisticretard3907
      @theautisticretard3907 6 лет назад +16

      "You're either the friend, or the nick"

    • @Avriel_Mimiga
      @Avriel_Mimiga 5 лет назад +9

      rumor is that his sticks are still burning

    • @Syndicate.Harbor
      @Syndicate.Harbor 4 года назад +4

      @Trevor Reasoner I want to make a character based on this mentality soooo bad now.

    • @ashleycd6487
      @ashleycd6487 3 года назад +3

      there is no wrong way
      but you can bake cookies at 4 trillion degrees for 1/100 of a millisecond

  • @zoezacharakis7743
    @zoezacharakis7743 6 лет назад +1060

    4:04 Ah yes the 3 types of people: the innocent, the sexual deviant, and the Welcome to Night Vale fan/murderer.

  • @deadlythedragon
    @deadlythedragon 6 лет назад +3028

    I don't care if I have seen all of these already, i'M WATCHING THEM A G A I N AND YOU CAN'T S T O P M E

  • @cherrypick520
    @cherrypick520 5 лет назад +503

    *GUTEN MORGEN HERR PTERODACTYL*

    • @chiaraj1003
      @chiaraj1003 3 года назад +45

      As a German: Holy shit was that well pronounced!

    • @junecampbell2152
      @junecampbell2152 3 года назад +15

      @@chiaraj1003 WHEEZE

    • @Evoimations
      @Evoimations Месяц назад

      Good morning to you too, Mr. Pterodactyl.

  • @StormTheSquid
    @StormTheSquid 3 года назад +123

    Ok so. 2 years later, that "what if you had a double of the opposite gender" thing.
    I'm genderfluid. My partner is nonbinary. We are almost identical in personality. We're both autistic.
    I am the 2nd type of person and I just realized it now.

  • @andrewstephenson5825
    @andrewstephenson5825 6 лет назад +601

    I like how when he said "Do bananas think about stuff?" he, intentionally or unintentionally sounded like a Banana Guard from Adventure Time.

  • @PMSeymour
    @PMSeymour  6 лет назад +1759

    Okay I really dont know how it all zoomed in, all I did was drop the videos in Adobe.
    Edit: since it seems to only be the first video i am letting it go~ besides its suppose to focus on the audio anyhow :D

  • @corvega8328
    @corvega8328 6 лет назад +719

    I loved the “KILL YOUR DOUBLE” I just imagined a Space Marine just mashing the keyboard with the rage of a thousands suns

    • @fiercestpond4722
      @fiercestpond4722 6 лет назад +13

      Matthew Arteuna oh my god i just realized the reference they made

    • @lifewasawillow
      @lifewasawillow 6 лет назад +14

      Matthew Arteuna see i thought it was welcome to night vale

    • @wardedthorn6523
      @wardedthorn6523 6 лет назад +1

      The reply made it 9001 times funnier.

    • @truisticprince
      @truisticprince 6 лет назад +1

      *chaos marine*

    • @ThatIrishLass
      @ThatIrishLass 6 лет назад

      Which Cookie Guy naturally harnessed for his experiments.

  • @suttonavery8723
    @suttonavery8723 5 лет назад +183

    I literally had the urge to watch this just so I could hear, "WELCOME TO THE INTERNET. PLEASE, FOLLOW MEEEEEeeeeee" a couple million more times over.

  • @cjkelly7536
    @cjkelly7536 6 лет назад +1349

    "PEOPLE DIED OF THE COLD AND YOUR SOLUTION WAS TO SEND MORE PEOPLE???!?!?!?"
    Human history in a nutshell.
    Edit: I misspell ONE word...

  • @akabakasa
    @akabakasa 6 лет назад +1615

    "Go stand in a corner. It's 90 degrees".
    Me: ... Why don't you lie down on the floor? The floor is 180 degrees. Or you can spin in circles... That's 360 degrees...

    • @mclemons5599
      @mclemons5599 6 лет назад +45

      Z.F. Xu people die in over 120° degree heat (F) so corners are the best

    • @overlord4576
      @overlord4576 6 лет назад +42

      M Clemons jokes on you I use Celsius, BRING IT ON FLOOR!

    • @choy9166
      @choy9166 6 лет назад +5

      You will combust lol

    • @leongkinwai9709
      @leongkinwai9709 6 лет назад +7

      Billy no Celsius is worst. D:

    • @madisonlecong6083
      @madisonlecong6083 6 лет назад +5

      Or go around in a unit circle and have an infinite amount of degrees.

  • @passetmemorrii9315
    @passetmemorrii9315 6 лет назад +3613

    *after 20 blocks of cheese*
    _it isn't ENOUGH_

    • @laratheamazing1
      @laratheamazing1 6 лет назад +113

      SnowfoxIceDragon
      Waiter: *on ladder* SIR! PLEASE STOP
      Customer: NEVER!

    • @passetmemorrii9315
      @passetmemorrii9315 6 лет назад +55

      Lara The Not-So-Emo Girl
      *the world runs out of cheese*

    • @laratheamazing1
      @laratheamazing1 6 лет назад +36

      SnowfoxIceDragon *AmazingPhil celebrates with a party everyone’s invited to*
      Phil: God I’m so glad it’s gone

    • @passetmemorrii9315
      @passetmemorrii9315 6 лет назад +22

      Lara The Not-So-Emo Girl
      *Phil crying tears of joy*

    • @nexlin7504
      @nexlin7504 6 лет назад +55

      SnowfoxIceDragon
      In the year of 3896;
      W:sir it's been 1,882 years
      C: KEEP FUCKING GOING.
      W: uhh the world ran out of cheese 880 years ago...
      C: DID. I. STUTTER.
      W: ... *Walks out of the restaurant* ...

  • @TheKelsey307
    @TheKelsey307 6 лет назад +859

    Out of the entire video my favorite line is still
    "Then it's only nien times cuter."
    " *I A M D O N E* "
    -Edit: This is at --6:52-

  • @Riinkun
    @Riinkun 6 лет назад +388

    No, Jonah & the Whale was not the first vore.
    snakes were.

    • @wr6676
      @wr6676 4 года назад +6

      True

    • @n_d_cisive
      @n_d_cisive 4 года назад +1

      Damn dude only got 2 replies in a year lol

    • @Dokataa
      @Dokataa 4 года назад +1

      @@n_d_cisive two years now sucker

    • @jokig2267
      @jokig2267 4 года назад +1

      But was it the first story about vore?

    • @globalwarrior16
      @globalwarrior16 4 года назад +1

      What's a vore

  • @hiwaga7399
    @hiwaga7399 2 года назад +32

    14:53 Fun Fact! Dogs _can_ be right handed or left handed. You usually don't notice since they don't use their paws as often we do ours, but your dog will probably have a preferred paw. We're not entirely sure about what the right-handed to left-handed ratio is, nor how often ambidexterity occurs, but it is a thing!

    • @kharris2393
      @kharris2393 Год назад +3

      horses too!

    • @sheersternfeld1914
      @sheersternfeld1914 3 месяца назад

      I'm pretty sure cats have a preferred paw when cleaning themselves, like what paw they clean first, what paw they use for cleaning their face, that sort of stuff, I've never checked though. In hunting they definitely have a preferred paw though.

  • @thesecretroman
    @thesecretroman 6 лет назад +243

    I wonder how proud the people who were involved in the original posts are right now.

  • @sundella14
    @sundella14 6 лет назад +2436

    P.M. Seymour: This is for ppl who like to Bing and don't like interrupted by ads
    Me with a RUclips Red account: a what

    • @PMSeymour
      @PMSeymour  6 лет назад +305

      Youre the true mvp

    • @Eeter26
      @Eeter26 6 лет назад +33

      Sundella okay cool want a medal?

    • @sundella14
      @sundella14 6 лет назад +27

      I want to Die whooosh my friend but it is okay

    • @Eeter26
      @Eeter26 6 лет назад +22

      Sundella why would you humble brag about having a youtube red account lmao

    • @sundella14
      @sundella14 6 лет назад +30

      I want to Die ruclips.net/video/I_nLiI8dkUE/видео.html 5:14 to 6:08 come back after friend

  • @skippingolives8664
    @skippingolives8664 6 лет назад +209

    7:46
    is it bad that for a few months I thought the 'rob people' bit meant kidnapping people and leaving teeth on their empty bed?

  • @maximum_axiom
    @maximum_axiom 2 года назад +23

    The FIRST BINGE. A true historical moment.

  • @MothmanLee
    @MothmanLee 4 года назад +16

    9:40
    for all those people wondering, i had a bad day today and hearing that just made me feel so much better. thank you so much pm

  • @duncandonuts651
    @duncandonuts651 6 лет назад +392

    If this video was demonitized, you could say it is....
    PUNishable

  • @adelynnjack5392
    @adelynnjack5392 6 лет назад +488

    "What color are mirrors?"
    "Let's reflect on this.
    *SCREAMS*
    lol
    Okaaaay just read through the replies for once, everyone take it easy. I don't really care if y'all respond after 20 years, much less 2. I won't notice, and I probably won't reply soo just relaxxxxx

    • @cadetkohr5508
      @cadetkohr5508 4 года назад +21

      Actually, mirrors have a slight green color.

    • @n_d_cisive
      @n_d_cisive 4 года назад +2

      @@cadetkohr5508 u really replied after 2 years

    • @cadetkohr5508
      @cadetkohr5508 4 года назад +2

      @@n_d_cisive So?

    • @n_d_cisive
      @n_d_cisive 4 года назад +1

      @@cadetkohr5508 gay

    • @cadetkohr5508
      @cadetkohr5508 4 года назад +17

      @@n_d_cisive Ok you 14 year old depressed child that calls people in a good and happy relationship "simps" due to the fact that you are lonely and no one has ever remotely felt any sort of compassion towards you, you soulless, lying, mortal.

  • @axelf9947
    @axelf9947 6 лет назад +274

    “I’m 100% sure it was just George”
    **scrEAMING**

  • @Overlordough1201
    @Overlordough1201 4 года назад +46

    Gilgamesh: I'm the first story ever.
    Jonah: *As if that means anything.*

  • @chiaraj1003
    @chiaraj1003 3 года назад +22

    Can we just appreciate how God damn good his German pronunciation was? Like holy shit! As a German, I bow to you!

  • @64cabbages72
    @64cabbages72 6 лет назад +162

    Yeah, I do drugs...
    D- drugs.
    R-
    U-
    G-
    S-

  • @Sumbugfart
    @Sumbugfart 6 лет назад +150

    YES PETER AND DAD TONY IMAGINES

  • @PixelatedPerfection
    @PixelatedPerfection 6 лет назад +100

    "be interrupted by ads"
    "ads"
    I havent heard that name in years...

  • @RyuNekohime
    @RyuNekohime 3 года назад +8

    So many people say they’re done/sick of/ hating tumblr as if there’s an escape. There’s not. You might manage to fool yourself by saying ‘I haven’t been on tumblr for days!’ But tumblr is waiting, it will drag you back in when you least expect it, once you’ve entered? It will never let go. Ever.

  • @Potterhead-wg7vz
    @Potterhead-wg7vz 5 лет назад +452

    *After like 38 blocks of cheese*
    Waiter: Miss, is that enough
    Me: *I will never be satisfied*
    (Shoutout to those who get the reference)

  • @HyruleHeroHan
    @HyruleHeroHan 6 лет назад +144

    5:15 I am done with this websitrogen

    • @isaacdenley1922
      @isaacdenley1922 6 лет назад +9

      HyruleHeroHan please stoprogen

    • @TheOneAsrians
      @TheOneAsrians 5 лет назад +8

      Isaac Denley notrogen

    • @isaacdenley1922
      @isaacdenley1922 5 лет назад +6

      @@TheOneAsrians please save me the anti Christ has stolen my soul and is making my do thistrogen

    • @meking1808
      @meking1808 4 года назад +7

      Whytrogen

    • @TAMTATOR
      @TAMTATOR 4 года назад +4

      @@meking1808 whynotrogen

  • @crackedoreo5459
    @crackedoreo5459 6 лет назад +55

    2:17 We actually do know what they sound like by the way their bones are structured. We can figure out the size and shapes of their vocal cords and science and shit

    • @MysteriumArcanum
      @MysteriumArcanum 6 лет назад +2

      Yeah, that was actually a minor plot point in Jurassic Park 3 when they used an early version of a 3D printer to recreate the resonating chamber of a velociraptor

    • @Brakvash
      @Brakvash 5 лет назад +1

      They don't know HOW they used those vocal cords though - vocal cords can make a large spectrum of noises.

  • @StrangeMothBoy
    @StrangeMothBoy 6 лет назад +23

    3:58
    THAT HAPPENED TO ME! I met this dude on TF2 and we started talking, and we are the same goddamn person. It's been weeks and we still lose our shit over it.

  • @gweneverenott6534
    @gweneverenott6534 4 года назад +115

    "Do you have that one OC that you're always like
    "Yes, you shall have every single bad thing I think of happen to you."
    Me:
    The vid:
    Me: Wait, only one? JUST one?

  • @strawbewryyy
    @strawbewryyy 5 лет назад +116

    “I’m 100% sure it was just George.”
    Me: *G E T O U T*

    • @LadyMythos315
      @LadyMythos315 4 года назад +2

      NNNNOOOO

    • @florphy1237
      @florphy1237 3 года назад +4

      Am on Fred.
      Fred, he dead.
      Am on Fred on deathbed.

    • @alvincarter9686
      @alvincarter9686 3 года назад +2

      Why does Snape teach potions, and not herbology?
      Because his *Lily* died!

  • @MoMo-ci6ke
    @MoMo-ci6ke 6 лет назад +41

    This is to beautify... TOO BEAUTIFY! *TO BEAUTIFUL!*

  • @tytyallyallister
    @tytyallyallister 6 лет назад +266

    Are you proud of yourself, person reading this comment? Are you really, truly proud of yourself right now?
    'Cuz if not, don't think like that! You're amazing and capable of doing great things! Be really, truly, absolutely, super-proud of yourself!
    Now, have a good (insert time-appropriate term)!

  • @imp8453
    @imp8453 6 лет назад +108

    The kill your double thing is a reference to welcome to night vale 😂

    • @Mel_the_Pirate
      @Mel_the_Pirate 6 лет назад +5

      Alexis the Hyena
      I didn't know this, I'm fairly new to WtNV, but thank you! Now I know to listen for it!

    • @zoezacharakis7743
      @zoezacharakis7743 6 лет назад +5

      Alexis the Hyena So glad I wasnt the only one to pick up on that!

    • @agoodusername5662
      @agoodusername5662 6 лет назад +4

      yea i wish he tried to do a Cecil Baldwin voice impression for that line lol

    • @alastairblevins3992
      @alastairblevins3992 6 лет назад

      Alexis the Hyena yes! I’m not the only WTNV fan who noticed that!

    • @fandomtrashpanda350
      @fandomtrashpanda350 5 лет назад

      Thank goodness i wasnt the only one who spotted this

  • @broEye1
    @broEye1 Год назад +6

    One mistake on the Space Orcs part. No, we didn't "send" people to the poles. Some of us were just crazy and stubborn enough to try, and others pigheaded enough to try again, and again, until someone made it.

  • @ariaphoenix2760
    @ariaphoenix2760 3 года назад +8

    I'm here from the 100th Binge Compilation and oh my gods this series has changed so much over the past three years and yet it also hasn't changed at all, is that weird? Is that just a me feeling?

    • @DeathProductions200
      @DeathProductions200 3 года назад +3

      I remember watching this when it came out. Its like a full on fever dream to see it from the beginning.

  • @Chagogo
    @Chagogo 6 лет назад +261

    Wait, was everything this zoomed in before?

    • @susiefan5597
      @susiefan5597 6 лет назад +7

      Robert Martindale no, I think this is just an error

    • @leamai645
      @leamai645 6 лет назад +3

      Robert Martindale he said it was an issue with adobe or som

    • @usodizzy
      @usodizzy 6 лет назад +4

      a windows error has eccored

    • @spacegacha6547
      @spacegacha6547 6 лет назад

      No

    • @parker1947
      @parker1947 5 лет назад

      Ikr

  • @DemigodWannabe7
    @DemigodWannabe7 6 лет назад +42

    I literally binged all these like 2 days ago😂😂

  • @monarchs69420
    @monarchs69420 6 лет назад +776

    Oh i'm early
    lemme make a joke.
    *m e*

    • @friendlyneighbourhooddumbass
      @friendlyneighbourhooddumbass 6 лет назад +6

      MoonBeam for advice if you use one of these * at the start and end of a word on RUclips it will look like *THIS*

    • @deadlythedragon
      @deadlythedragon 6 лет назад +16

      MoonBeam you wanna know a better joke?
      *My existence*

    • @jjaydazo6791
      @jjaydazo6791 6 лет назад +26

      everyone likes jokes. so everyone likes you.

    • @monarchs69420
      @monarchs69420 6 лет назад +16

      jjaydazo OH MY G O D THAT'S SO INSPIRATIONAL

    • @katie_cooll3229
      @katie_cooll3229 6 лет назад +3

      瓦特

  • @sh0rtartz108
    @sh0rtartz108 5 лет назад +44

    1:00 *My Own OC That Represents Me.*

  • @sagacious03
    @sagacious03 2 года назад +5

    17:53 This makes me wonder about the writer. We know a lot about A LOT of planets in our universes, including temperatures! So was the alien in the story using an IRL definition of "uninhabitable", or "uninhabitable" by the standards of the society of the alien in the story? (Although I do feel like those alien stories are often worded for frustration "comedy"; A lot of miscommunications & misunderstandings there, seems like.)
    Anyway, decently fun video! Thanks for uploading!

  • @lepoulet4691
    @lepoulet4691 6 лет назад +624

    What’s Vore? I’m serious. I’m not sure I want to search it up, but- I’ll brb
    Edit: holy shit why did I do this to myself.
    Edit 2: I’ve cursed myself to hell, thank you all for provoking my curiosity. See you all in therapy!

    • @lilywxjzu
      @lilywxjzu 6 лет назад +104

      Bento Cat
      _you’ve cursed yourself_

    • @juliapuett7798
      @juliapuett7798 6 лет назад +61

      Another has cursed themselves.

    • @maebye
      @maebye 6 лет назад +140

      _Let us take a moment of silence for another soul lost to curiosity._

    • @YapperRapperXD
      @YapperRapperXD 6 лет назад +75

      What's vore
      Edit: holy shit I have just cursed myself

    • @seignee
      @seignee 6 лет назад +36

      Bento Cat CAN ANYBODY JUST TYPE IT HERE IM TOO LAZY

  • @brim7619
    @brim7619 6 лет назад +106

    The last time I was this early PM Seymour won the rap battle against Micheala

  • @luli5432
    @luli5432 6 лет назад +4

    Oh my goodness, this is the best thing you could ever ask for! Your voice fits this so amazingly. I was up at five in the morning listening to this and having to pause every thirty seconds just so I won't burst out in laughter. Thank you for spreading this to the depths of RUclips.

  • @agentfreshdasquid3568
    @agentfreshdasquid3568 4 года назад +63

    0:53 me: (glances at the like 10 mercenary characters i have) *heavy breathing*

    • @whatttttttt.
      @whatttttttt. 4 года назад +3

      *y e s*

    • @nonexistent79
      @nonexistent79 4 года назад +4

      (Glances at my wyvern who got evicted from its home, infected by a parasite, nearly murdered by a hydra, captured by aliens, turned into a cyborg without its consent, and forced to betray those it used to be friends with)
      Heh.

    • @abloodcorpse3318
      @abloodcorpse3318 3 года назад +1

      (Looks at my OC being a manifestation of the abuse cycle) wow that's pretty weird

    • @circa134
      @circa134 3 года назад +1

      @@nonexistent79 cyborg parasite wyvern?

  • @benjaminjablon4631
    @benjaminjablon4631 6 лет назад +27

    I died at the "I'm going to harness the F*cking sun to make cookies" That was way too... Well done?

  • @ghostyboi6602
    @ghostyboi6602 6 лет назад +43

    I know a person who is too hot when it’s freezing and too cold when it’s boiling I don’t understand him 😅😓

  • @Zeuseus6609
    @Zeuseus6609 5 лет назад +14

    17:06 I love the sheer baffled confusion and perplexity he manages to inject into the alien's voice.

  • @feliksjones2478
    @feliksjones2478 4 года назад +3

    Thank you for making these videos, they're just so pleasing to listen to and help with my insomnia!

  • @YoWhatsUpFellas
    @YoWhatsUpFellas 3 года назад +3

    The first part was SO ZOOMED IN.
    You can tell how old it is.

  • @HydraNara15
    @HydraNara15 Год назад +6

    2:17 I HAVE SAID THIS SAME EXACT THING BASICALLY 🤣 For all we know, a T-rex might've spoken Russian in a tiny cute anime voice with a British accent!

  • @chaoticwoofles461
    @chaoticwoofles461 6 лет назад +23

    This is awesome! (Although I was already binging it when the post came up) Also, please do more Alien ones!

  • @victoriadouglas7478
    @victoriadouglas7478 6 лет назад +10

    THIS. THIS IS WHAT I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR. I WOULD LOVE MORE BINGE.

  • @darthr0xas363
    @darthr0xas363 6 лет назад +77

    Even with days to contemplate it, I still am confused by the street performer joke. I need to learn more languages.

    • @gaygoddess139
      @gaygoddess139 6 лет назад +18

      DarthR0xas it was supposed yo be "yeah we see you" or something like that XD

    • @yo-vz5vn
      @yo-vz5vn 6 лет назад +29

      Yes Oui Si Ja.
      Yes I see ya.

    • @darthr0xas363
      @darthr0xas363 6 лет назад +11

      I am Nobody OH, now I get it.

    • @yo-vz5vn
      @yo-vz5vn 6 лет назад +1

      DarthR0xas Glad I could help

    • @isap4109
      @isap4109 6 лет назад +2

      I am Nobody isn't it we

  • @chaoticgremling
    @chaoticgremling Год назад +2

    Gave in to the urge of rewatching to the point I can now quote everything in this video

  • @IAmTanker
    @IAmTanker 2 года назад +5

    I do not know why RUclips has brought me back here. All I know is that I must watch.
    Oh god the editing. (in the first minute or two)
    Oh god 720p. *BLUR*

  • @NatTheRufusSimp
    @NatTheRufusSimp 6 лет назад +36

    2:18
    Me, a german: "wah, I'm a dinosaur, I can speak fluent german!"

    • @Nev1esomnia
      @Nev1esomnia 4 года назад +3

      That would be pretty cool

  • @MaryRoeRussel
    @MaryRoeRussel 6 лет назад +35

    *RANDY, YOUR STIIIIIIII-!!*

  • @cliffmace
    @cliffmace 4 года назад +16

    the "IM GOING THE HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES" bit made me laugh more than i should of
    edit: ALSO THIS 15:34

  • @roomba3397
    @roomba3397 4 года назад +12

    2:32 Kids without their glasses

  • @nymphaea22
    @nymphaea22 4 года назад +5

    14:45 actually, hair can be cold or warm. my hair has felt warm to the touch after sitting in the sun and cold after getting it soaked by snow.

  • @aubreybanks572
    @aubreybanks572 6 лет назад +14

    “I show love to my friends by gently bullying them.” If your talking about hitting and kicking them for no reason then I do the same.

  • @PRISMISMZ
    @PRISMISMZ 6 лет назад +87

    wattpad comments ...…

  • @thecloudsarefalling3116
    @thecloudsarefalling3116 6 лет назад +22

    Wait... Wouldn't that protractor pun be good for your character, Travis? I mean, people call him Tractor sometimes anyways

  • @lisahenry20
    @lisahenry20 5 лет назад +1

    For the one with the left / right handed dogs, it's not exactly what they were wondering, but when horses canter, they have a leading leg, and different horses prefer to canter on a certain leg. Around corners they have to be on the correct leading leg, the inside one, to help them balance, but when cantering straight, they will generally go onto their preferred one.

  • @therealsatan1874
    @therealsatan1874 5 лет назад +17

    I LITERALLY CANT BREATHE-
    THESE TYPE OF VIDEOS ARE THE ONLY REASON IM LIVING!

  • @silverscreen842
    @silverscreen842 4 года назад +14

    2:40 Bruh, you got any more of them pixels?

  • @kittyplayz1480
    @kittyplayz1480 5 лет назад +8

    4:25 I HAVE SEEN. A BABY PIGEON. IT IS. THE CUTEST. THING. EVER.

  • @descimator
    @descimator 6 лет назад +116

    Nani the fucc, why is tumblr so funny

    • @yasminafarih3681
      @yasminafarih3681 6 лет назад +3

      Kazba
      Shut up weab!
      Jk, you can say whatever you want as long as you're not hurting anyone.

    • @YapperRapperXD
      @YapperRapperXD 6 лет назад +4

      omG YOU SAY "Nani, the fuck" JUST LIKE ME AND MY FRIEND

    • @laratheamazing1
      @laratheamazing1 6 лет назад +2

      Jeez dude you had to go and use Japanese lol. I do the same and everyone hates me

    • @jnmpsuit4532
      @jnmpsuit4532 6 лет назад +2

      Oml my friend Arturo says the exaCT SAMe tHInG

    • @strangent404a7
      @strangent404a7 6 лет назад

      I feel sorry for your soul

  • @kalebnichols
    @kalebnichols 10 месяцев назад +2

    I love that you read every last one as if the poster was high…. because as a chronic tumblr user i can confirm that we are infact all high. It’s not our fault. The website just does that to us

  • @chaoticgremling
    @chaoticgremling Год назад

    I'm rewatching this out of joy and the fact that this series pretty much saved me

  • @theroyalartists7963
    @theroyalartists7963 6 лет назад +12

    Excellent 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👍👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌

  • @crazcatladeestudios9956
    @crazcatladeestudios9956 4 года назад +11

    1:00 sunshine I'm sorry
    11:30 this is what I'm meant to be doing? I THOUGHT WE JUST PRETENDED TO BE SNEKS

  • @ares7625
    @ares7625 6 лет назад +6

    6:22 to be honest willy shakes sounds like a good and bad name for a new shake

  • @andrewvella7829
    @andrewvella7829 2 года назад +2

    you are so talented, the evil laugh at 15:55 is amazing

  • @silvertheelf
    @silvertheelf 4 года назад +9

    I love that “this is how you ask out a girl” and I wish I went for the mini doughnuts instead... my mistake was glorious.
    Also to deathcarpets... no, jhona and the whale was actually not, there were like animals from the Cambrian who couldn’t chew and they couldn’t kill without eating things alive so they were forced to swallow things alive so, there was a lot of that and it’s still happening in nature today... ( 1:05 )
    Also I need to get a tumblr so I may experience the proper stupidity for myself... and join in of course.

  • @Safaridor
    @Safaridor 3 года назад +5

    *Watching this 3 years later*
    “What do you mean too poor for crack cocaine? That stuff is like $5 a GRAM, because it’s so easy to make! Why do think it’s such a problem in our cities?”

  • @Green24152
    @Green24152 Год назад +4

    And so it begins.

  • @brixydarlin6733
    @brixydarlin6733 6 лет назад +8

    I honestly haven't been on tumbler yet (I'm ashamed) and this just makes me want to go on. These are hilarious

  • @faelynn6246
    @faelynn6246 2 года назад +2

    Re-Watching these videos with an autism diagnose makes things even more funny and scarily more and more relatable

  • @BottomBunkArt
    @BottomBunkArt 6 месяцев назад +1

    Seymour: “For people who don’t like to be interrupted by ads”
    RUclips: “Hold my beer”

  • @ianhausam5464
    @ianhausam5464 6 лет назад +26

    Soooo.....the sleeping thing that is just like death....
    Does that mean my death will be a hole of darkness where nothing will prosper?

    • @wiwnwrestlingnews
      @wiwnwrestlingnews 6 лет назад +1

      Isabella Hausam I wish I could unread this :(

    • @ianhausam5464
      @ianhausam5464 6 лет назад

      Lena Oxton. I’m laughing so hard right now, you don’t even know! I’m sorry, but I just had to put that because I don’t actually have many dreams.

    • @Dr.freakinstein
      @Dr.freakinstein 6 лет назад

      Oh

  • @PonSealRove
    @PonSealRove 4 года назад +6

    5:36 sounds like Tamaki telling a joke and Mori saying that crime isn’t a joke, lol Ouran high school host club...

  • @avagarcia7619
    @avagarcia7619 4 года назад +7

    I AM TELLING YOU I WHEEZED WHEN HE STARTED TALKING ABOUT THE BFG

  • @catbatrat1760
    @catbatrat1760 4 года назад +2

    6:38-6:52
    So, not only is this guy accepting of his bisexual child, he demonstrated said acceptance with a dad joke.
    I haven't even met this person's father, and yet I love him.

  • @taylorjo9320
    @taylorjo9320 4 года назад +19

    I sent the one about the poison to one of my friends and they responded with 'Diet Poison'
    Should I be afraid?

    • @ibrahimmalik7960
      @ibrahimmalik7960 4 года назад +1

      Delete them

    • @ashleycd6487
      @ashleycd6487 3 года назад

      nobody likes the taste of diet poison. throw it away.
      now, cherry poison, that's _something_

    • @asurasyn
      @asurasyn 3 года назад

      Poison Zero!

    • @missingtexturez
      @missingtexturez 2 года назад

      @@ashleycd6487 poison cream soda

    • @ashleycd6487
      @ashleycd6487 2 года назад

      @@missingtexturez cherry vanilla cream pineapple lemon-lime grape orange poison is better

  • @jitterysonic
    @jitterysonic 6 лет назад +23

    8:46
    0 BEDROOMS
    60 BATHROOMS

    • @loakal3557
      @loakal3557 6 лет назад +2

      Jittery sonic you simply claim a room as the bedroom

    • @thefezzmare5653
      @thefezzmare5653 5 лет назад +3

      Me in the sims

  • @saltmin8743
    @saltmin8743 6 лет назад +7

    I wanna Seymour of your videos time to watch them all

  • @xilydalfmoi
    @xilydalfmoi 6 лет назад +16

    Hmm what a lovely day for Tumblr

  • @barmecideblu5323
    @barmecideblu5323 Год назад +1

    "And also do not like to be interrupted by ads"
    Me watching all 130 ish binge comps in one giant playlist: well thank god i have adblock

  • @kyze8284
    @kyze8284 7 месяцев назад +3

    Day 1 of binging a new fun channel

  • @cesargonzalez6651
    @cesargonzalez6651 6 лет назад +62

    1:00 What is "vore"?
    *Goes to Google images*
    OH MAY, WHY?! JUST WHY?!

    • @totallynotabja
      @totallynotabja 6 лет назад +7

      Cesar Gonzalez
      Welcome to the dark side buddy...

    • @tooth358
      @tooth358 6 лет назад +3

      What does it mean? XD

    • @cesargonzalez6651
      @cesargonzalez6651 6 лет назад +3

      Rainbow Blossum Don't look it up

    • @tooth358
      @tooth358 6 лет назад +3

      I won't XD

    • @totallynotabja
      @totallynotabja 6 лет назад +7

      Rainbow Blossum
      Its basically *gets demonitized* OH COME ON I HAVEN'T SAID ANYTHING YET!!!

  • @classicrockkid345
    @classicrockkid345 4 года назад +10

    10:12 yo forget birth control, could you imagine the immediate decline a rape if the rapists were forced to bare the child. So many people would be in jail and everyone would truly see rape for the horrible inhuman act it is.

    • @gontathegentleman9833
      @gontathegentleman9833 3 года назад

      What if the rapist into male pregnancy.
      Also since that they're men that also gets rape wouldn't that just decline the rape for females that got only arrased by a man that NOT into male pregnancy.

  • @geirokkuii5707
    @geirokkuii5707 6 лет назад +8

    21:17 i love that url that the one making puns has

  • @ZombieDish
    @ZombieDish 2 года назад +2

    I like the alien parts. Makes you reconsider how we have survived for so long.

  • @SyrensTails
    @SyrensTails 5 лет назад

    I appreciate the fact that this was made without ads and purely for our enjoyment