*Alien:* During our entrance through your planet’s atmosphere, we observed a vehicular object trapped in orbit amongst other space debris. Have you, as well, already gained mastery over commonplace interplanetary travel? *Human:* ...vehicular ob- oh, you mean the red car? *Alien:* Indeed. *Human:* Oh, that? Nah. Some billionaire philanthropist just sort of did it because he can, I think. *Alien:* Excuse me? You humans wasted precious nonrecyclable resources in order to put what is essentially a glorified hunk of metal into orbit... _for no reason!?_ *Human:* ...yeah, sounds like something we’d do. *Alien:* _[angered and confused shrieking]_
4:00 *Pushes up glasses and thinks back to my Pottermore account* My Patronus is a Calico cat My house is Ravenclaw And my wand is a 13'' pear wood model with a dragon heartstring core that's slightly flexible/springy . . . Just messing with you- *I don't wear glasses*
Alien: Sooo... *points to one group of humans* You enjoy your species, and you *point to a smaller group* hate your species... Happy Human: Yeah! We’re awesome! Me: *from the smaller group, too the alien* you have spent at least 5 days here, and you are already sick of us. We *jeatures towards the rest of the group* LIVE HERE WITH THESE PEOPLE.
Me: *brings pet cat aboard which then proceeds to sit on a desk* Alien: Why is it on my desk? Me: Oh don't mind her, she just likes to sit in warm places. *cat lies on back with belly exposed* Alien: Oh, it wants me to pet its belly. *cat starts clawing and biting their hand* Alien: AAGGGHHH!! Me: Aww, soo cute *proceeds to floof cat's head* Alien: Your animal just attacked me and you call that cute?! Me: Awww, she didn't mean it, did you? *nuzzles cat* Alien: *mixed expression of horror and confusion*
hi friend. you lost me. but am happy. miss you. 💕 i hope you okay. i see pretty stars at nite. hope you could see them. i like the bees. wish they were here in day.
@@cinnamondreamsMake-up matches the natural colors of your skin on your face while face paint is the unnatural colors. That being said there are exceptions
3:35 That's what Pottermore is for. Ya know, *the official Harry Potter website made by J.K Rowling?* Edit: Yeahhh, J.K.R is dead to me now. Screw that.
friend in video above deserves more love. he work very hard. but not get many subs. many views makes us happy. little happy. mil subs is goal. 😊 maybe goal come soon? dunno. will be here for when goal comes. but will binge video for friend in meantime.
Alien-sooooooo let me get this straight your species has developed weapons capable of destroying entire cities and destroy your only atmosphere with one shot and you have actually tested them? Human-yeah although the older ones were the city destroyers the new ones can destroy entire countries! Alien-WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR SPECIES WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?! Human-because we are all absolutely insane
Human: Well, you see, if we have these weapons, then other countries won’t want to attack us because we'll retaliate. Alien: But if you have these dangerous weapons, other humans will want to create more to defend themselves! Human: But then what if we get attacked as soon as we get rid of them? Alien: BUT THEN THEY WON'T HAVE A REASON TO ATTACK YOU! Human: Do you REALLY believe that? Alien: ......You know what? You're right.
Explaining Twinkies to an alien: Alien: Human John what is that human eating? John: Oh, that's a Twinkie. Alien: What is a Twinkie? John: It's a sponge cake with a white synthetic cream filling. Alien: Synthetic? John: Yep. Alien: As in a chemical? John: Yep.. Alien: So you eat chemicals? John: Not all of it is bad, as long as you don't eat too many! You get diabetes if you do. Alien: What is diabetes? John: Oh.. Well.. It's a disease that makes you can't control sugar and you can go into a coma.. At least one of the things.. Alien: So you eat chemicals in a sponge material for your pleasure and if consumed too much you fall into a coma? John: Yep. *hands alien a Twinkie* Try it though! Alien: *Tries Twinkie* ... John: Eh? Alien: *Bring me 50 of these.*
Two things 1, if bras were that good I wouldn’t be wearing sport bras all the time 2, the shower thoughts are my favorite parts Edit: Mystery Skulls parts I did not know I needed
Allura: strange light in Keith's kitchen, so either getting murdered or abducted. Will keep you updated Lance: what if it's Mothman? Allura: then it's marriage Allura: what's wrong? Baby lance: k-keith said he wanted to marry mothman.... but I wanna marry Keith! (Cutest thing ever.. I'm sorry.. #Voltron)
“What you would say to your ten year old self?” It’s going to be OK, little me. You’re going to get through this. And I know it will be hard, but you’re going to be ok again. (That was the year I got PTSD)
friend in video above deserves more love. he work very hard. but not get many subs. many views makes us happy. little happy. mil subs is goal. 😊 maybe goal come soon? dunno. will be here for when goal comes. but will binge video for friend in meantime.
I was watching your Tumblr compilations while wondering why you were in the recommended bar when suddenly it hit me “OH HES THE GUY WHO MADE THE GOD CREATES THINGS VIDEOS”
friend is talented. friend in video above deserves more love. he work very hard. but not get many subs. many views makes us happy. little happy. mil subs is goal. 😊 maybe goal come soon? dunno. will be here for when goal comes. but will binge video for friend in meantime.
7:12 "There will never be scientific proof of the supernatural. If science proves that something thought to be supernatural actually exists... It would simply become natural". I know right?
I'm doing dishes, and then 5:46-6:42 comes on. I start laughing so hard I'm choking and wheezing, nearly in tears. It was a combo of what was said and HOW it was said that made me almost cry from laughter. That shit was comedy gold. Bless you, PMSeymour; you're a genius.
16:40 “the biggest disappointment In life is when good shows have a bad episode like I waited a week and you give me this s$&t” this applies to last two seasons of doctor who, arguably minus the parts that have been strictly season plot driven.
Pop-ups have destroyed me. Everytime i hear music louder than the speaking person in a video, I get a strong anxiety, thinking there is an annoying second window with some annoying scam advert nobody falls for, opened by accidentally clicking somewhere.
6:43 Damn, I’d definitely buy that bra for myself. And yes, I’m a man. No, I don’t have prominent breast so I have no need for a support bra. But if it feels like Chris Evans is holding me, I’ll take ten of em’.
After discovering the fact that P.M voices Travis from “Mystreet”, I have been constantly imagining Travis just sitting in a dark room recording himself reading these Tumblr posts with Katelyn and the others right outside the door but Katelyn is in there from time to time providing the female voices that come in the videos and every other time the others just have this super confused look on their face and not gonna lie, it’s probably the best thing I have ever imagined
if no one else will, I will... to all the confetti club members ... I'm sure all of you heard that first bg track and instantly thought of peep mom... pixieloxks
Here's a shower thought. The Birthday Girl from WordGirl (a mid-2000s PBS show about vocabulary) is basically just the lovechild of the Hulk and Veruka Salt.
friend in video above deserves more love. he work very hard. but not get many subs. many views makes us happy. little happy. mil subs is goal. 😊 maybe goal come soon? dunno. will be here for when goal comes. but will binge video for friend in meantime.
we all do. friend in video above deserves more love. he work very hard. but not get many subs. many views makes us happy. little happy. mil subs is goal. 😊 maybe goal come soon? dunno. will be here for when goal comes. but will binge video for friend in meantime
*Alien:* During our entrance through your planet’s atmosphere, we observed a vehicular object trapped in orbit amongst other space debris. Have you, as well, already gained mastery over commonplace interplanetary travel?
*Human:* ...vehicular ob- oh, you mean the red car?
*Alien:* Indeed.
*Human:* Oh, that? Nah. Some billionaire philanthropist just sort of did it because he can, I think.
*Alien:* Excuse me? You humans wasted precious nonrecyclable resources in order to put what is essentially a glorified hunk of metal into orbit... _for no reason!?_
*Human:* ...yeah, sounds like something we’d do.
*Alien:* _[angered and confused shrieking]_
Sounds about right
If it wasn't a car it would have been a block of concrete, nobody wants to put a $100,000,000 satellite on an untested rocket design
@@dansnell5774 well today I learned that there is, in fact, a red car orbiting our planet
Rest in melted pieces DingDing, you will be missed
*plays In The Arms Of The Angels*
It was from Ifunny
DingDing is in a better place now.
DingDing: I towld you I wouwld mewlt, but did you wlisten? No.
Can you scoop me up now? At wleast put me in a cup...
Thats so sad, alexa play in the arms of the angels
arista omg, how did you find me? XD
I Just realised the fire breathing pet with facial hair is probely talking about the bearded Dragon
Marikris Gaming lol thx
But it's not facial hair.... it's spikes
No shit sherlock
Marikris Gaming #noshitsherlock
I THOUGHT IT WAS A LION!!!
If only bras were actually that good
Sofia Hites I KNOW RIGHT!?!
For real lol
Sofia Hites they are in our dreams, but for now they're just evil
What a wonderful world it would be.
I would buy them all...
That fox thing is way too true. Not only do they look like a mix of cat and dog, but it also behaves the same way.
does it go yip
Cat-doggo
And that's why senko is the best animal girl
@@sakura368 they can meow too
A fox is a cats software on a dogs hardware
"I'm not feeling too hot.."
The amount of jokes I could make here, from flirty to dad, is a surprisingly high number.
4:00
*Pushes up glasses and thinks back to my Pottermore account*
My Patronus is a Calico cat
My house is Ravenclaw
And my wand is a 13'' pear wood model with a dragon heartstring core that's slightly flexible/springy
.
.
.
Just messing with you- *I don't wear glasses*
Also, feel better soon Pat. We love you
My patronus is a black and white cat it is weird becase I own one and patronuses are only blue so how is it black and white
I wear glasses and I am oFfEnDed
hOw DaRe YoU fAkE hAvInG gLaSsEs
electrical burn THE SHAME! I have glasses too...
@@scottdparrott holy shit, I have the same patronus and just realized that.
Alien: Sooo... *points to one group of humans* You enjoy your species, and you *point to a smaller group* hate your species...
Happy Human: Yeah! We’re awesome!
Me: *from the smaller group, too the alien* you have spent at least 5 days here, and you are already sick of us. We *jeatures towards the rest of the group* LIVE HERE WITH THESE PEOPLE.
Me: *brings pet cat aboard which then proceeds to sit on a desk*
Alien: Why is it on my desk?
Me: Oh don't mind her, she just likes to sit in warm places.
*cat lies on back with belly exposed*
Alien: Oh, it wants me to pet its belly.
*cat starts clawing and biting their hand*
Alien: AAGGGHHH!!
Me: Aww, soo cute *proceeds to floof cat's head*
Alien: Your animal just attacked me and you call that cute?!
Me: Awww, she didn't mean it, did you? *nuzzles cat*
Alien: *mixed expression of horror and confusion*
Howdy Frisk
Oh, greetings Rei, sorry, Frisk "Let me" steal her account. By steal, I mean she forced it on me.
Frisk Dreemurr XD
You now how pressuring they can be Rei. Also, it's Chara, if you haven't guessed. SHE MADE ME TAKE HER OLD ACCOUNT. MADE ME.
Shower thought: any situation can be improved with an increased number of lies and body doubles
I... I can't find a way to disagree...
*what the french toast*
Front test
hi friend. you lost me. but am happy. miss you. 💕
i hope you okay. i see pretty stars at nite. hope you could see them.
i like the bees. wish they were here in day.
YEAH TOAST!!
A shower thought:
*"Make-up is just like painting but with faces"*
Carline Cassamajor ya mean.......
*Face paint?*
Does makeup count as face paint? If not why? How are they separated
@@cinnamondreamsMake-up matches the natural colors of your skin on your face while face paint is the unnatural colors. That being said there are exceptions
3:35 That's what Pottermore is for. Ya know, *the official Harry Potter website made by J.K Rowling?*
Edit: Yeahhh, J.K.R is dead to me now. Screw that.
Well yeah but you can't know for sure until you actually go be a wizzo yourself
J.K.R. is dead to us
@@MiishaKorvian the person is but the books and movies she created ARE AWESOME
@@Hannypenishandler Fair enough
it was made by *J.K.R*
10:04
But also...
Deceit: Are you calling me a lier?!
Virgil: I ain’t calling you a truther!
... and here we find a fellow fander, found naturally in the wilderness of a Binge Compilation
FEEL BETTER PAT!!!!!!!!
*you feel your sans crawling on your back
*oh no
*oh god there’s no going back now
*enjoy your sans back massage you fricc
The Lazy Homo Sapien I... really wish for a reset now..
You mean you Frisk?
I’ll get my son off your back
W.D. Gaster No, let him stay, i will carry him to Papyrus. He is a sleepy skeleton and needs naps.
LIVE NEWS- FANGIRLS ALL AROUND THE WORLD HAVE FAINTED BECAUSE OF A RUclips COMMENT, FIND OUT MORE NEXT TIME!
Feel better pat, please take a break to take care of yourself. We can all wait for a while until you feel better.
friend in video above deserves more love. he work very hard. but not get many subs. many views makes us happy. little happy.
mil subs is goal. 😊 maybe goal come soon? dunno. will be here for when goal comes. but will binge video for friend in meantime.
Alien-sooooooo let me get this straight your species has developed weapons capable of destroying entire cities and destroy your only atmosphere with one shot and you have actually tested them?
Human-yeah although the older ones were the city destroyers the new ones can destroy entire countries!
Alien-WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR SPECIES WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?!
Human-because we are all absolutely insane
Human: Well, you see, if we have these weapons, then other countries won’t want to attack us because we'll retaliate.
Alien: But if you have these dangerous weapons, other humans will want to create more to defend themselves!
Human: But then what if we get attacked as soon as we get rid of them?
Alien: BUT THEN THEY WON'T HAVE A REASON TO ATTACK YOU!
Human: Do you REALLY believe that?
Alien: ......You know what? You're right.
Explaining Twinkies to an alien:
Alien: Human John what is that human eating?
John: Oh, that's a Twinkie.
Alien: What is a Twinkie?
John: It's a sponge cake with a white synthetic cream filling.
Alien: Synthetic?
John: Yep.
Alien: As in a chemical?
John: Yep..
Alien: So you eat chemicals?
John: Not all of it is bad, as long as you don't eat too many! You get diabetes if you do.
Alien: What is diabetes?
John: Oh.. Well.. It's a disease that makes you can't control sugar and you can go into a coma.. At least one of the things..
Alien: So you eat chemicals in a sponge material for your pleasure and if consumed too much you fall into a coma?
John: Yep. *hands alien a Twinkie* Try it though!
Alien: *Tries Twinkie* ...
John: Eh?
Alien: *Bring me 50 of these.*
That part at the end turned into undertale so fast and I love it.
Joey McMillien XD
Joey McMillien :3
Dusttale Sans The skeleton hi
The ''Friends who ask if you're ok after making self-deprecating jokes'' line, is the truest thing I've ever heard.
Gotta admit
Was NOT expecting undertale at the end
Two things
1, if bras were that good I wouldn’t be wearing sport bras all the time
2, the shower thoughts are my favorite parts
Edit: Mystery Skulls parts I did not know I needed
10:56 college is when you're afraid to do both
True
11:15 Amazon Alexa wwill say 1+1=2, but i think you already knew that if you ask
JakePlays i think you knew that already*
Rich yes, I'm just saying it'll judge you
Just Alexa, please. No need to get formal.
they said about calculators not robots
2+2=fish
Allura: strange light in Keith's kitchen, so either getting murdered or abducted. Will keep you updated
Lance: what if it's Mothman?
Allura: then it's marriage
Allura: what's wrong?
Baby lance: k-keith said he wanted to marry mothman.... but I wanna marry Keith!
(Cutest thing ever.. I'm sorry.. #Voltron)
Kawaii_Panda _Aphmau YES! KLANCE!
I will now go write voltron comics
I love this...
I don't watch this show
Confused
Nevermind I
It doesn't matter
What the hell is a ding ding
Yknow, a Hingus Dingus
P.M. Seymour no?
As far as I know, Ding Dings were created by RUclipsr Micheal Reeves. He made them by 3D printing and gave a bunch away.
When your ding doesn't have enough dong.
@@smolderbreath3238 WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Tumblr, what hath you spawned?!
I believe that the technicall term is *"MEME HELL"*
it's designed fot content creation... so humanity?
excuse me but um its supposed to be um thou not you if um you were to um continue speaking like that um...
*_MĘ_*
“What you would say to your ten year old self?”
It’s going to be OK, little me. You’re going to get through this. And I know it will be hard, but you’re going to be ok again.
(That was the year I got PTSD)
We need at least an hour binge if possible! It makes me feel better listening to your binges at work!
In case you start running out of tumblr stuff. Confession blogs are a thing.
Oh snick snack frick frack I'm early?Oh well.Seymour you're awesome.
I love this fricking channel
Thanks papa Seymour
Pawelnougoed oh gawd
I LIVE for your videos!!! They cure my depression 💜💜💜
32 seconds ago
1.5k views.
Wow pat
friend in video above deserves more love. he work very hard. but not get many subs. many views makes us happy. little happy.
mil subs is goal. 😊 maybe goal come soon? dunno. will be here for when goal comes. but will binge video for friend in meantime.
“You think this is a fucking joke?”
I start laughing uncontrollably
“Are you having a laugh?!”
Love it!!! Hope you get well soon Pat!!!
I hope you feel better :D
Every time he says "shower thoughts," it sounds like he's saying "shower thots"
10:42 As someone who is recently trying to think of a way to fuse a dog and a cat, how did I not notice that!?
This, just.... this
Is proof that Tumblr, isn't overrun by bigots
Please get better. Your videos always cheer me up
I was watching your Tumblr compilations while wondering why you were in the recommended bar when suddenly it hit me “OH HES THE GUY WHO MADE THE GOD CREATES THINGS VIDEOS”
friend is talented. friend in video above deserves more love. he work very hard. but not get many subs. many views makes us happy. little happy. mil subs is goal. 😊 maybe goal come soon? dunno. will be here for when goal comes. but will binge video for friend in meantime.
I hope feel better Pat. Just sleep and relax until you feel better.
Rest in pieces Seymour’s voice
PM: How has this been going on for 6 episodes?!?!
oh, pat, if only you knew.
The undertale jokes were amazing!
SilentA ??? They are very Punny
Momento mori my friend
@@hungry.hungry.hippos yes momento mori, i see you are a person of culture as well
Hope you feel better, Pat!
7:12 "There will never be scientific proof of the supernatural. If science proves that something thought to be supernatural actually exists... It would simply become natural".
I know right?
19:27 OH MY GOD THAT SOUNDS LIKE A FUCKING PERSONA AWAKENING I LOVE IT
I just finished the first compilation, this is great!
Okay
I keep hearing the same aesthetically pleasing retro music in the background of videos
Where can I get it
What is it
oh geez scoob your profile pic :)
this was a long time ago but it’s from epidemic sound and u have to pay like $50 to get the rights to even listen to it :(((
20:43 Took me the longest time to realize he was talking about a Bearded Dragon
Dingding didn't die though. He just entered the 2nd dimension.
WOOOHOOO YAS
PAT BABY FEEL BETTER K?!❤️❤️❤️
I'm doing dishes, and then 5:46-6:42 comes on. I start laughing so hard I'm choking and wheezing, nearly in tears. It was a combo of what was said and HOW it was said that made me almost cry from laughter. That shit was comedy gold. Bless you, PMSeymour; you're a genius.
At 19:16 you have a good impression of Black Hat from Villainous.
I could listen to your voice forever
*grabs hold of couch violently* I was not prepared for that ending 👍👌👏
“How has this been going for five 6 episodes!!!” Ha well that’s um y’know proof of its age considering we’re at 126 of the binge compilation.
ive seen the one at 21:25 3 times and only now do i realise its a bearded dragon
16:40 “the biggest disappointment In life is when good shows have a bad episode like I waited a week and you give me this s$&t” this applies to last two seasons of doctor who, arguably minus the parts that have been strictly season plot driven.
19:53
There should be a prequel mass effect game with dialogue like this.
21:05 man that shit must of been expensive sines you need a permit for owning bearded dragons imagine the cost of taking them to space
18:43 Bonetrousle, Megalovania, the song that might play when you fight Sans, and dark darker yet darker fade in
Then prepare for *skeleton war*
Get well soon,dude!
I died on the bra one
Pop-ups have destroyed me. Everytime i hear music louder than the speaking person in a video, I get a strong anxiety, thinking there is an annoying second window with some annoying scam advert nobody falls for, opened by accidentally clicking somewhere.
6:43 Damn, I’d definitely buy that bra for myself.
And yes, I’m a man. No, I don’t have prominent breast so I have no need for a support bra. But if it feels like Chris Evans is holding me, I’ll take ten of em’.
16:54 or when autocorrect changes it to "that's trucking sick bro"
Happens to me all the time
love the undertale shit. it's the best
it's me same
it's me sinners
Hey frisk
After discovering the fact that P.M voices Travis from “Mystreet”, I have been constantly imagining Travis just sitting in a dark room recording himself reading these Tumblr posts with Katelyn and the others right outside the door but Katelyn is in there from time to time providing the female voices that come in the videos and every other time the others just have this super confused look on their face and not gonna lie, it’s probably the best thing I have ever imagined
The bra one was perfect. And the last quote on that one. Yeah. Yeah I agree. 😂
Haha
Hope you feel better soon seymour
THE SANS ONE- on ya know! Typing Sans instead of *SINS*
Dragon's Animations did someone say SINS!!!!?
Dust no!
W.D. Gaster DUST YESSSSSS
Dust you are grounded
W.D. Gaster bish I killed you in my Au
This video reminded me of mystery skulls existence. I should go check them out again. Thanks, hopefully.
OH MY GOD HOW DOES THIS ONLY HAVE 36 COMMONTS 😂?
4:07 no just let a hurricane hit you and tell your kids internet I back on the say hi it broke me so I will work
until it comes on
6:37 I want to own a bra company for the sole purpose of making this a commercial
if no one else will, I will... to all the confetti club members ... I'm sure all of you heard that first bg track and instantly thought of peep mom... pixieloxks
The end killed me....
Here's a shower thought. The Birthday Girl from WordGirl (a mid-2000s PBS show about vocabulary) is basically just the lovechild of the Hulk and Veruka Salt.
I wonder if someone will make fanart of alien meets human and it will be yaoi shipped...
Ryan Joshua Calo, sadly, I agree with you...welp hello, hell.
The Lofthouse cookies thing, I immeadiatly googled the recipe. Those are the shit, man
this is the least disliked video i have ever seen. good job!
friend in video above deserves more love. he work very hard. but not get many subs. many views makes us happy. little happy.
mil subs is goal. 😊 maybe goal come soon? dunno. will be here for when goal comes. but will binge video for friend in meantime.
The Sonic Adventure one is SO PERFECT
Bra pockets, yes please...
“The best thing about fallout 76”
I’m not sure whether to laugh, cheer, or cry.
18:47 Yes, every time
I'm just waiting for Pat to read the Tampocalypse thread
thanks for the free wifi XD
7:56
I can verify.
Yes. That is exactly what it is.
16:49 killed me😂😂😂
Howdy Ink!
StoryShift Asriel
Eh? Oh, Hey Asriel! What're you doing in this part if the multiverse?
Ink Senpai I don’t even know 😐
I found another sans..... =)
Dusttale Sans The skeleton
Hey Dusty.
11:46 I feel like a disgruntled crippling alcoholic on a hangover wrote this.
Yay ^_^ i love these
we all do. friend in video above deserves more love. he work very hard. but not get many subs. many views makes us happy. little happy. mil subs is goal. 😊 maybe goal come soon? dunno. will be here for when goal comes. but will binge video for friend in meantime
continuing to watch every video in this series so i don't have to visit tumbler
MACHAELA
TheSilentSeacker 360, finally, I thought I was the only one who new!
arabella #anime black butler hunter x hunter YEAH !
Wait wait wait the vampire dude?
Oh man, I hope you feel better soon!
The Undertale hit me hard
Fell skeleton Is here! (Slaps)
2:15 I’m not crying over a dingding *holds back sob