How Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice Should Have Ended

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  • Опубликовано: 2 май 2016
  • How Batman v Superman Should Have Ended!
    With 3 years of hyping BvS we know this episode was a long time coming. We wanted to give you as many scenes as possible making it the most epic of all epic HISHEs in the land. We got to 8 minutes... so I hope that is enough. Thank you to everyone who has been watching and supporting us over the years. I know a lot of people have been looking forward to this episode. I hope we did it justice... dawn of justice... hehe get it? because it's... I'm sorry I'm really tired. This episode took a lot out of me. I sincerely hope you guys enjoy it. Thanks for watching and we will see ya at the next one!
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Комментарии • 31 тыс.

  • @ragingoaktree
    @ragingoaktree 3 года назад +4676

    “Like a good butler, Alfred is there”
    Best line there

  • @Alpha121198
    @Alpha121198 7 лет назад +7874

    I love how Clark and Bruce revert back into their usual outfits in the cafe.

    • @goldenwolf7154
      @goldenwolf7154 6 лет назад +29

      Alpha121198 lol

    • @chrisbrasel9049
      @chrisbrasel9049 6 лет назад +256

      Probably got tried wearing Those dark costumes all that time spent in the film.

    • @joshsteiner7136
      @joshsteiner7136 6 лет назад +11

      Alpha121198 same

    • @daniell937
      @daniell937 6 лет назад +64

      Or maybe because Batman in the cafe isnt Affleck but it's still Christian Bale.

    • @Nanorobotic
      @Nanorobotic 6 лет назад +26

      Alpha121198 for Batman it's not much of a change, the only real differences are the yellow belt, larger bat symbol and different thingies on his forearms.
      I know those have a name but I can never remember it
      And now that I think about it there's even less difference in Superman's outfit in the his version, it's just a slightly lighter color because if they animated that weird fabric it was made out of the animation would have never come out.

  • @comicfan1324
    @comicfan1324 3 года назад +1932

    Batman: “Like a Butler, Alfred is there!”
    Alfred: “I got you, Master Wayne!”

  • @mrjstudios4334
    @mrjstudios4334 4 года назад +342

    “What does the lex say?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂

  • @jollycooperation7446
    @jollycooperation7446 7 лет назад +1770

    Like a good butler Alfred is there. " I got you master wayne." XD

  • @pixelparasite829
    @pixelparasite829 4 года назад +4573

    4:40
    The most epic "Because I'm Batman" moment ever.

    • @Methew217
      @Methew217 4 года назад +80

      Agreed

    • @Retardidity
      @Retardidity 4 года назад +55

      @@Methew217 I dunno. Unsnapping himself was pretty epic.

    • @ethanowen1416
      @ethanowen1416 4 года назад +55

      The unsnap was the best one ever👌👌👌

    • @drumisland4386
      @drumisland4386 4 года назад +17

      ant-man

    • @annnee6818
      @annnee6818 4 года назад +23

      Hands down and bottoms up

  • @JackassJunior627
    @JackassJunior627 2 года назад +175

    6:22 gets me every time 😂😂😂

  • @mauritja00
    @mauritja00 3 года назад +585

    If this version of Doomsday has it's powers from Zod's DNA including the weaknesses such as kryptonite, then throwing him into the sun should make him stronger right?

    • @elainegoates9792
      @elainegoates9792 3 года назад +19

      Yep

    • @adammarch9604
      @adammarch9604 2 года назад +36

      This is the dceu. So not necessarily comic rules apply

    • @mauritja00
      @mauritja00 2 года назад +67

      @@adammarch9604 well going by that logic... The movie shows Superman recovering from a Nuke when exposed to the sun, so Doomsday should still get stronger by being thrown to the sun

    • @damn6039
      @damn6039 2 года назад +34

      @@mauritja00 I don't think even superman can survive being thrown INTO the sun, getting powers from sun is a whole different thing compared to being IN the sun
      You must've heard the 'hero: you want my power, here's all of it, villain: yes ahahah wait noo it's too much, it's too much aaaaaaah *explodes'
      Yea it's DCEU every cliche applies here, this would too

    • @Alejandroigarabide
      @Alejandroigarabide 2 года назад +1

      No. He'd still burn, I think.
      We humans take hydration from water, but if you throw a human to the bottom of the sea he'd drown.
      Heck. Plants take their energy from the sun, just like Kryptonians, but they'd still burn if thrown right into it.

  • @felixdaniels37
    @felixdaniels37 8 лет назад +3397

    In the words of Ben Affleck:
    "Hello Darkness my old friend"

    • @MadGenius
      @MadGenius 8 лет назад +8

      +felixdaniels37 Haha.. so accurate

    • @thelastattempt666
      @thelastattempt666 8 лет назад +29

      "I'm here to talk to you again."

    • @180223
      @180223 8 лет назад

      I agree

    • @MadGenius
      @MadGenius 8 лет назад +7

      MacawEagle 78 "Because a vision softly creeping"....

    • @ox9orange
      @ox9orange 8 лет назад +4

      +Mad Genius left its seeds while I was sleeping

  • @Merisu_Sheep
    @Merisu_Sheep 7 лет назад +1380

    One year later and I'm still watching this video like crazy it is so awesome BECAUSE HE'S BATTTMAAAANN

    • @warlord1818
      @warlord1818 6 лет назад +3

      ME TOO

    • @brycecollins7550
      @brycecollins7550 6 лет назад +11

      I'm still here for the Lex's song. XD

    • @ranjiamer8938
      @ranjiamer8938 6 лет назад +1

      Sayaka*Ichigo*Kamishiro*Arclight*[SIKA] i know right 😆 coz he's BATMAN!!!

    • @ccateni28
      @ccateni28 6 лет назад +2

      Sayaka*Ichigo*Kamishiro*Arclight*[SIKA] That would have been a good way to end the fight. It kinda was Batman's fault they got into this fight and didn't listen to Superman, so Batman redeems himself.

  • @deltatheeta2803
    @deltatheeta2803 4 года назад +110

    What was her name again?
    Batman: Marthuh uh ah...
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @bkimatab
    @bkimatab Год назад +675

    6 years later, still a better ending

    • @somerandolad
      @somerandolad Год назад +25

      And it always will be.

    • @tiaaaron3278
      @tiaaaron3278 Год назад +13

      @@somerandolad Snyder can't even dream of making something even half as good as this.

    • @god-of-war-fan
      @god-of-war-fan 10 месяцев назад

      @@tiaaaron3278 you're delusional

    • @alvinvida1282
      @alvinvida1282 10 месяцев назад +1

      Way, way better than the movie.. WB should have given the budget to these guys.. 😂

    • @DavonPetersen
      @DavonPetersen 10 месяцев назад +3

      Same 7 years later

  • @brezzendorf
    @brezzendorf 4 года назад +5752

    "I vote reboots. "
    Your wish has been granted, Batman

    • @felipea1399
      @felipea1399 4 года назад +141

      Hope it's good. Batman is such a good character and deserves a more comic accurate version

    • @Spidoor13
      @Spidoor13 4 года назад +48

      Don’t say that! I just got here.

    • @user-mx4is4fx3c
      @user-mx4is4fx3c 4 года назад +48

      @@felipea1399 more comic accurate than the one literally stripped from the comic down to the suits and lines?

    • @felipea1399
      @felipea1399 4 года назад +47

      @@user-mx4is4fx3c yes, more comic accurate than the version who choosed to do an adaptation of an Else Worlds story and took away most of the things that made it great

    • @windowsVD
      @windowsVD 4 года назад +37

      @@user-mx4is4fx3c Yeah because there's this thing called "characterization" that's actually more important than just adapting comic book panels.

  • @Batman-fp2yr
    @Batman-fp2yr 8 лет назад +693

    "Like a good butler, Alfred is there!"
    Haha yes, Alfred always has my back because I'm Batman.

  • @Harrys_Playground
    @Harrys_Playground Год назад +33

    2:11 this detail 😂
    As she is the actress who voiced for Mr.s incredible

  • @abiruabayapala7963
    @abiruabayapala7963 3 года назад +65

    Alfred is so OP.He's even faster than superman. Strong enough to lift both batman and a tray. Quite a superhero for the old age.

  • @killgarraghforever
    @killgarraghforever 4 года назад +2215

    When Superman threw Doomsday into the sun,
    HE FORGOT TO SMILE AT THE CAMERA!

    • @Spidoor13
      @Spidoor13 4 года назад +28

      Yeah. If I was Superman, I would have smiled for the camera 📷.

    • @nyx.arlene
      @nyx.arlene 4 года назад +3

      °O°

    • @Spidoor13
      @Spidoor13 4 года назад +6

      What?

    • @TheRBK21283
      @TheRBK21283 3 года назад +15

      And he didn't make out with Lois :P

    • @midnitesensei5725
      @midnitesensei5725 3 года назад +7

      Andrew Rhodes it’s a reference to the original film

  • @TO-eq4cl
    @TO-eq4cl 4 года назад +2047

    Batman : *rich* Has a flip phone
    Some Guy At Wayne enterprises Has a proper touchscreen phone

    • @ero-samairianto625
      @ero-samairianto625 4 года назад +166

      Don't you dare, it's BatPhone !!

    • @jptalatala
      @jptalatala 4 года назад +10

      @@ero-samairianto625 yah, well said .. lmao

    • @parvezali9549
      @parvezali9549 3 года назад +22

      Because he's bhatmaaan

    • @sparky2_0
      @sparky2_0 3 года назад +19

      But it probably his work phone/pager most bosses have flip phones as their phone because they last and are easy to carry

    • @netbotcl586
      @netbotcl586 3 года назад +14

      flipphones are much more durable than smartphones.

  • @waverider6302
    @waverider6302 3 года назад +48

    2:33 that would automatically make it the best movie ever

  • @natt3975
    @natt3975 2 года назад +66

    The beginning always has me in tears: “Well, i was just going to stay here and work, but I guess since you’ve given us the GO AHEAD, ILL RESPECT THE FACT, THAT ALIENS ARE TAKING OVER THE CITY!” 😂😂😂

  • @kennytee6882
    @kennytee6882 8 лет назад +662

    They're obviously gonna fight each other again in the sequel when they realise their Father's names are different...WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY THAT NAME!

    • @prodeyj1
      @prodeyj1 8 лет назад +2

      of course lol

    • @marionunez8048
      @marionunez8048 8 лет назад +1

      LOL

    • @Ghuttora7
      @Ghuttora7 8 лет назад +1

      Haha

    • @brandonreed09
      @brandonreed09 8 лет назад +5

      or because while Superman is in his coma Lois dies. That nightmare can still happen, even just part of it

    • @shadava
      @shadava 8 лет назад

      +Brandon Reed Isn't that what happened in Injustice

  • @davidbetancourt2824
    @davidbetancourt2824 6 лет назад +1274

    "He killed people and you forget smile" That's all truth I need

  • @ykarus9343
    @ykarus9343 3 года назад +117

    4:02 He absorves energy. I thought taking him to the sun would be a good idea but then I realized that he could perhaps absorb the sun and end all life on Earth.

    • @aBamaMelmsie
      @aBamaMelmsie 3 года назад +16

      A battery can only absorb so much energy before it explodes

    • @jordansena3206
      @jordansena3206 3 года назад +11

      And what if it melts all of him?? Then he can’t absorb anything if he has nothing to absorb into.

    • @user-fq4hj8yv2z
      @user-fq4hj8yv2z 3 года назад +1

      The gravity would have crushed him

    • @vishnutheetharappan7074
      @vishnutheetharappan7074 3 года назад +2

      He should have thrown him the other way, out of the solar system.

    • @kevinrohman1464
      @kevinrohman1464 Год назад +1

      Couldn't you just hit him into deep space? He doesn't fly, does he?

  • @patriot459
    @patriot459 3 года назад +43

    The because I’m Batman part actually would have been really awesome. Also I feel like that’s an iconic hishe moment

  • @asdasdasdasd61932
    @asdasdasdasd61932 7 лет назад +618

    Rated M for Martha

  • @starlumin
    @starlumin 7 лет назад +1085

    I need Alfred insurance.
    LIKE A GOOD BUTLER ALFRED IS THERE

  • @nerdtube8194
    @nerdtube8194 3 года назад +34

    4:42 that would actually be a very emotional scene if batman died and sacrificed himself.

  • @AJs3ody
    @AJs3ody 3 года назад +197

    2:42 i love how he's studying the success rate of the dark knight trilogy,he KNOWS how bad the DCEU is

    • @kasadam85
      @kasadam85 2 года назад +20

      DCEU being bad is greatly exaggerated. Both MoS and BvS ultimate edition were good in their respective terms and appreciated even more after the ZSJL.

    • @GG-uj5ru
      @GG-uj5ru 2 года назад +5

      It's not that bad 😭 a few movies messed up yeah but the good ones are insanely good. BvS Ultimate edition was good

    • @AJs3ody
      @AJs3ody 2 года назад +2

      @@GG-uj5ru it's been a year and a half bro, you don't need to reply

    • @theprequelsareactuallyg00d54
      @theprequelsareactuallyg00d54 2 года назад +1

      I disagree

    • @AJs3ody
      @AJs3ody 2 года назад +2

      @@theprequelsareactuallyg00d54 it's been almost 2 years bro

  • @sabrinacollins8135
    @sabrinacollins8135 7 лет назад +556

    Like a good butler, ALFRED IS THERE

  • @RamonLovesRockandPie
    @RamonLovesRockandPie 8 лет назад +3614

    I loved Deadpool's cameo! lol

  • @garvkumar361
    @garvkumar361 2 года назад +82

    This Batman ending was better than the original 😂

    • @Aaron-sato
      @Aaron-sato 6 месяцев назад +3

      Yeah right bro 😂😂

    • @somerandolad
      @somerandolad 4 месяца назад +1

      Obviously, because he's Batman.

  • @zalannyari6584
    @zalannyari6584 4 года назад +124

    "Oh I beg to differ. I seem to remember you lying on the ground crying out for your mother"
    "What was her name again?"
    "Marth...sniff..."
    When Batman makes a valid point Clark just makes a cheap move. But damn this is the funniest🤣

    • @remarkable23
      @remarkable23 11 месяцев назад +1

      His voice when saying "Martha" always makes me crack up 😂

  • @MikeEmpires
    @MikeEmpires 8 лет назад +4119

    I'd pay a theater ticket to see this video.

    • @miguelarrocha2703
      @miguelarrocha2703 8 лет назад +59

      +MikeAlexBillsZ i I was waiting, like, forever for this video

    • @starphoenix500
      @starphoenix500 8 лет назад +43

      +MikeAlexBillsZ id pay for Hishe to do a redo of this movie.

    • @JoJo-ql5yc
      @JoJo-ql5yc 8 лет назад +30

      this vid is better than the original... no nonsense chats and cheesy jokes 😂

    • @amydonald3123
      @amydonald3123 8 лет назад +20

      For Batman Sake
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      3 Go in 1st Post
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    • @Gamingboy69
      @Gamingboy69 8 лет назад +5

      +Amy Donald I don't get it, is something supposed to happen?

  • @heysup4278
    @heysup4278 8 лет назад +691

    Tell me... Do you have insurance?

  • @I-done-did-it
    @I-done-did-it 4 года назад +739

    I legit just realised that batman only helped superman because his mums name was Martha.😂

    • @I-done-did-it
      @I-done-did-it 4 года назад +37

      btw I am British that’s why I spelled it mum not mom.

    • @ironhorse3826
      @ironhorse3826 3 года назад +109

      No it’s because he realized that superman was just like a normal guy who happened to have superpowers

    • @I-done-did-it
      @I-done-did-it 3 года назад +8

      TheThomasFan4472 oh ok thanks 😊

    • @sonicinfinity1871
      @sonicinfinity1871 3 года назад +27

      Good thing he doesn’t know that Superman’s dad’s name was Jonathan.

    • @ironhorse3826
      @ironhorse3826 3 года назад +1

      Lance Meier ?

  • @johnwaynefresh
    @johnwaynefresh 2 года назад +22

    This never gets old.

  • @vikasahuja3512
    @vikasahuja3512 8 лет назад +5293

    This is one of the best HISHEs I've seen.. and one of the most real ones.

    • @ErikPT
      @ErikPT 8 лет назад +85

      I loved Batman v Superman but I loved their ending more because..... hhhhhheee'ssss BBBBBAAATTTMMMMANNNNNNNNNN!!!

    • @vikasahuja3512
      @vikasahuja3512 8 лет назад +20

      Erik P.T. Lol. Yeah, I can't say that I liked it, let alone loved it. But yeah, that "I'm Batman" is extremely funny!

    • @BigT.Larrity
      @BigT.Larrity 8 лет назад +23

      I honestly can't comprehend the mindset of people who say they loved this shit pile, at least it was good for a laugh at how cumbubblingly terrible it was.

    • @vikasahuja3512
      @vikasahuja3512 8 лет назад +14

      Big T. Larrity Honestly, neither can I. Every time I think about this film, my brain hurts because this movie makes no sense. BUT, having said that, I can't disrespect people's opinions so I'm not against anyone who likes it. In fact, I'm glad that those who liked it liked it because I really wanted to like it but I couldn't. So yes, I'm glad that some people loved it. But for the life in me, I just can't understand why.

    • @FPSMuslims
      @FPSMuslims 8 лет назад

      +Vikas Ahuja that's like the exact same way man I totally understand you

  • @windo3754
    @windo3754 5 лет назад +4907

    Best Scene Of This Channel:
    BECAAAAAAAAAAAAUSE
    IIIIIIIIIIIIII'M
    BATMAAAAAN!

    • @rion7088
      @rion7088 4 года назад +92

      Best line in the whole channel.

    • @nasseral-fannah8189
      @nasseral-fannah8189 4 года назад +37

      My favorite is 6:22. It just floored me🤣

    • @dhikadarma2088
      @dhikadarma2088 4 года назад +7

      Yeaaahhhh, my favorite🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @viksaggu9085
      @viksaggu9085 4 года назад +9

      Legit ending to. Like why would Superman use his weakness to kill Doonsday?

    • @gregarybrown9896
      @gregarybrown9896 4 года назад +2

      Which HISHE is it from? I can't tell. I keep rewatching all of them but I can't find it anywhere.

  • @amybutler562
    @amybutler562 3 года назад

    Almost 10 Mil! Congrats keep up the good work!

  • @thelettern
    @thelettern Год назад +5

    The way the camera cuts back to Superman just shocked at 4:45 killed me 💀

  • @r.t.giddson9830
    @r.t.giddson9830 8 лет назад +825

    Wonder woman should become a regular character in Super Cafe

    • @arielfilmsinc1926
      @arielfilmsinc1926 8 лет назад +12

      +Cody Croute Yep nice to see her there

    • @MK-sr7jl
      @MK-sr7jl 8 лет назад

      IKR

    • @SamaritanPrime
      @SamaritanPrime 8 лет назад +4

      +2xucan The movie had a dull, bland color pallet.

    • @danmenard6917
      @danmenard6917 8 лет назад

      +2xucan Really? I thought that was the Injustice one there.

    • @IsmaelAwale
      @IsmaelAwale 8 лет назад +1

      +2xucan I think so too, she would seem so out of place if they kept that design

  • @ok198474464
    @ok198474464 7 лет назад +269

    Aquaman: looking for these !?

    • @bukka4057
      @bukka4057 6 лет назад +2

      randy ward not this time

    • @Sovereign01
      @Sovereign01 6 лет назад

      Good luck with your cave troll!

    • @bengamerlsyolo6788
      @bengamerlsyolo6788 6 лет назад

      Are you here to help fight the monster?

    • @alexhu9530
      @alexhu9530 6 лет назад

      Sure. So we work for the government and we are pretty much a shield against outside enemies. We can use the name "Agents of Shield".

  • @lochness5524
    @lochness5524 3 года назад +9

    6:58 He’s right though. The JLA was before the avengers comics, so technically they were first

  • @javi8499
    @javi8499 Год назад +6

    4:59 one day we’ll see this happen in live action

  • @santiagoolivera8576
    @santiagoolivera8576 8 лет назад +321

    4:41 Most Epic "BECAUSE I'M BATMAN" to the date

    • @ericklajara8641
      @ericklajara8641 8 лет назад +5

      +Santiago Olivera i felt chills

    • @victor8100
      @victor8100 8 лет назад +4

      +Santiago Olivera 2 one for me , the one in age of ultron where the whole planet is destroyed and he juts sit there like nothing happened was really funny

    • @moeman813
      @moeman813 8 лет назад +4

      I laughed so hard

    • @Scrotum1966
      @Scrotum1966 8 лет назад +1

      +Santiago Olivera 1:26 the funniest

    • @grobanlover292
      @grobanlover292 8 лет назад +2

      +Santiago Olivera No way, its definitely at 7:35!

  • @justargel9912
    @justargel9912 4 года назад +2672

    "ROTTEN TOMATOES!!!! ROTTEN TOMATOES!!!!" a really great reference

    • @paulurow8371
      @paulurow8371 3 года назад +10

      I didn’t get it

    • @paulurow8371
      @paulurow8371 3 года назад +7

      Sorry

    • @paulurow8371
      @paulurow8371 3 года назад +3

      @Hieu Nguyen ohhhh maybe

    • @megavien1018
      @megavien1018 3 года назад +130

      @@paulurow8371 I think it's about the fact that most dc movies are rated rotten in rotten tomatoes lol

    • @paulurow8371
      @paulurow8371 3 года назад +3

      Mega Vien101 yeah maybe

  • @AnandKu44
    @AnandKu44 Год назад +5

    I just want "what does the Lex say ding, ding, ding music as my ringtone.

  • @Zarreth
    @Zarreth Год назад +8

    The end is so crazy considering it's getting rebooted now. Loved Gal's WW.

  • @epicvoiceguy
    @epicvoiceguy 8 лет назад +2575

    The Statefarm joke was the best!

    • @madhavjalagam8218
      @madhavjalagam8218 8 лет назад +15

      +Jon Bailey I'm guessing the Honest Trailer is gonna take a while. (and is gonna completely rip this movie apart)

    • @sionalarsen
      @sionalarsen 8 лет назад +5

      +Madhav Aditya Honest Trailers have to wait until the movie is out on Bluray. Also Jon Bailey just does the voice, he doesn't write/edit/produce/make the honest trailers

    • @shadowstrider8295
      @shadowstrider8295 8 лет назад +21

      LIKE A GOOD BUTLER ALFRED IS THERE

    • @DoomRulz
      @DoomRulz 8 лет назад +2

      +Jon Bailey Which one was that?

    • @MrSjc1220
      @MrSjc1220 8 лет назад +2

      How about that superman returns his he callback?

  • @devonanderson2902
    @devonanderson2902 7 лет назад +706

    "We used to be the cool kids! What happened to us?!" I have a feeling the original Batman and Superman would say that if they saw this movie.

    • @sampetty1232
      @sampetty1232 6 лет назад +3

      Lmao that's actually pretty damn accurate

  • @t3productions591
    @t3productions591 4 года назад +8

    That Because I'm Batman Moment at 4:40 made me laugh so damn hard. AND HE STARTED WITH ALRIGHT CHUMPS LETS DO THIS LOL

  • @welcometoclowntown6983
    @welcometoclowntown6983 3 года назад +2

    I absolutely love these videos 🤣🤣

  • @ClassicToonFan64
    @ClassicToonFan64 8 лет назад +2099

    Super tickles must become an actual superpower.
    "ROTTEN TOMATOES!!!" Got that right.

    • @SufficientDaikon
      @SufficientDaikon 8 лет назад +26

      i loved the rotten tomatos one

    • @PhilipWester
      @PhilipWester 8 лет назад +6

      +ClassicToonFan64: I mean, Super Creating Tiny Replicas of Yourself exists as a Superman power, after all.

    • @avocadopit151
      @avocadopit151 8 лет назад +3

      They also got the wrong flash. It needs to be earth 2 flash

    • @whateverreally1347
      @whateverreally1347 8 лет назад +1

      +Amul Kool how about the record for biggest drop EVER for a movie that opened north of 100 million ? Does that not matter ?

    • @forgettableguy4142
      @forgettableguy4142 8 лет назад +3

      fuck rotten tomatoes

  • @guybrushmonkey97
    @guybrushmonkey97 8 лет назад +716

    ROTTEN TOMATOES! ROTTEN TOMATOES EVERYWHERE!

    • @turtlelover5988
      @turtlelover5988 8 лет назад

      Lol

    • @spidergwenstarwars6504
      @spidergwenstarwars6504 8 лет назад +12

      Also...ONLY AROUND 30 PERCENT!!!

    • @bentoby2123
      @bentoby2123 8 лет назад +20

      That was hilarious. This entire thing is hilarious. Good job to the HISHE crew.

    • @geralt7511
      @geralt7511 8 лет назад +9

      +Bruno Santos i am scared for the justice leauge movie we should do something about it even flash is trying to warn us :((((

    • @joyunicycle
      @joyunicycle 8 лет назад +2

      +Bruno Santos Too bad the directors didn't heed that warning lol

  • @alexsherratt4638
    @alexsherratt4638 3 года назад

    by far the best one you've made

  • @jahfarihazelwood4499
    @jahfarihazelwood4499 Год назад +4

    4:40
    best Batman's catchphrase ever

  • @millennials4trumpmillennia455
    @millennials4trumpmillennia455 8 лет назад +420

    "Like a good butler, Alfred is there!" My poor gut hurts from laughing.

    • @AC350___
      @AC350___ 8 лет назад

      I didnt under stand can u explain me pls?

    • @motionpinto
      @motionpinto 8 лет назад +6

      +Antonio Cioffi Statefarm commercial. "Like a good neighbor, Statefarm is there."

    • @AC350___
      @AC350___ 8 лет назад

      Thxs

    • @allenlong3690
      @allenlong3690 8 лет назад +1

      +Antonio Cioffi Watch the State Farm commercials.

    • @Camaroni1000
      @Camaroni1000 8 лет назад +3

      "I've got you master Wayne!"

  • @xKingx16
    @xKingx16 8 лет назад +204

    Martian Manhunter comes to Earth
    Batman: He's an alien...that could burn the whole place down
    Superman: You are not seriously doing this again...
    Batman: He's too dangerous ...
    Superman: I'm just starting to think your speciesist
    Batman: IF THERE IS EVEN A 1% CHANCE HE IS OUR ENEMY,I HAVE TO TAKE IT AS AN ABSOLUTE CERTAINTY
    Superman: ...
    Martian Manhunter: Greetin I am J'on--
    Batman: TELL ME......DO YOU BLEED?
    Superman: J'onn,Just ignore him and please stay away from the bat signal ..Let's just go.....he'll cool off eventually.
    *Superman & Manhunter fly away*
    Batman: ......YOU WILL.

    • @Icanonlycountto4
      @Icanonlycountto4 8 лет назад +4

      lmao thats awesome

    • @hubrism4861
      @hubrism4861 8 лет назад +23

      "Batman: IF THERE IS EVEN A 1% CHANCE HE IS OUR ENEMY,I HAVE TO TAKE IT AS AN ABSOLUTE CERTAINTY
      Superman: if there is even a 1% chance that his mom's name is Martha we have to take it as an absolute certainty!"

    • @azaeles
      @azaeles 8 лет назад +4

      In the JLA title the Justice League reform because the White Martians arrive to earth cashing the Martian Manhunter, so Batman was right, thank god Batman has a plan.

    • @BenCulture
      @BenCulture 8 лет назад +2

      * *appplause* *

    • @thesohai9061
      @thesohai9061 8 лет назад +1

      +Hubris M Ok, that was a bit random...

  • @jasonbethea7929
    @jasonbethea7929 2 года назад +19

    2:24 that should have been in the movie but this’ll be fine for me.

    • @jasonbethea7929
      @jasonbethea7929 2 года назад +3

      Last time I checked the chair with me out of lead which means superman couldn’t use his x-ray vision to know it was there.

  • @nikolaspapanagnou2723
    @nikolaspapanagnou2723 2 года назад +8

    7:26 John walker after he killed that flag smasher.

  • @marcelomcustodio
    @marcelomcustodio 7 лет назад +480

    02:53: "Bruce, listen to me! Rotten Tomatoes! Rotten Tomatoes everywhere!" LOL

    • @rathnakumari9644
      @rathnakumari9644 7 лет назад +5

      Marcelo Custódio there was also some statistics of batman movies and about nolan in the screens. 😊

    • @solidsnake4214
      @solidsnake4214 7 лет назад +2

      Marcelo Custódio SUPER TICKLES!!!

    • @TigerWing141
      @TigerWing141 2 года назад +2

      It’s 2:45

  • @Sasha-fn6vu
    @Sasha-fn6vu 5 лет назад +1506

    “Like a good Butler Alfred is there” I’ve got u Master Wayne” LMAO 😂

    • @TheRawyan
      @TheRawyan 5 лет назад +9

      IKR

    • @wasteland_gz
      @wasteland_gz 5 лет назад +12

      The Dark Knight apparently he can teleport to his master and save him

    • @TheAwsomeManny
      @TheAwsomeManny 5 лет назад +11

      Was unaware that Alfred had the ability to teleport

    • @akuljamwal3085
      @akuljamwal3085 5 лет назад +15

      He is the Butler Gotham deserves

    • @artzarr5032
      @artzarr5032 4 года назад +1

      I laughed so hard at this one! 😂

  • @darkfall7250
    @darkfall7250 8 месяцев назад +4

    3:06 Only og fans would know this reference.

  • @ConnorTheTimeLord2000
    @ConnorTheTimeLord2000 11 месяцев назад +4

    2:17 *bomb explosion*
    Superman: Dang it.
    *rewinding time* This man has a bomb in his chair.
    SAVE THE DAY.

    • @gabrielmcmillan
      @gabrielmcmillan 5 месяцев назад +1

      And undo Black Zero while he's at it.

  • @Jerry694111
    @Jerry694111 8 лет назад +594

    "A team? Like the avengers?"
    "No, totally different. I'm talking about a team of actual superheroes."

    • @JediMB
      @JediMB 8 лет назад +75

      I'm confused.
      Last time I checked the Avengers had actual superheroes, while DC's movieverse had a bunch of chromatically challenged murderbastards.

    • @revpembroke3082
      @revpembroke3082 8 лет назад

      Like Matter Eater Lad?

    • @youknowyoufuckedupright3058
      @youknowyoufuckedupright3058 8 лет назад +7

      +T3chnoNerd The fuck's your problem

    • @venger
      @venger 8 лет назад +4

      +Jerry694111 Batman has zero super powers.

    • @billfrypher8335
      @billfrypher8335 8 лет назад +28

      Jesus Christ. Can we stop acting like a bunch of babies please?

  • @WillWatches
    @WillWatches 8 лет назад +398

    Better than the actual movie

  • @inkga10clan29
    @inkga10clan29 Год назад +8

    James Gunn: I vote reboots.

  • @sarmich13.
    @sarmich13. 11 месяцев назад +5

    "What does the Lex say?" 😂

  • @sydneythomas2536
    @sydneythomas2536 8 лет назад +691

    BECAUSE......IM.......BATMAN!!!!!!!!!

    • @MrREAPERsz
      @MrREAPERsz 8 лет назад +9

      Excuse me, you've stolen something that doesn't belong to you. who are you?
      are you saying you want to know my secret identity?
      Hehehe. I'M BATMAN. ahem, maybe..

    • @sydneythomas2536
      @sydneythomas2536 8 лет назад

      +Taylor Williams XD lol that was funny

    • @exknight39
      @exknight39 8 лет назад

      IKR

    • @asanzos
      @asanzos 8 лет назад +5

      +Scar!ett Gospel I love this ending better than the original xDD Being a Batman fan, he should have taken the glory at the end

    • @sydneythomas2536
      @sydneythomas2536 8 лет назад

      Vertilia S ikr XD Batman :3

  • @thanosmadtitan9660
    @thanosmadtitan9660 7 лет назад +1961

    Like a good butler Alfred is there

    • @featherfly478
      @featherfly478 7 лет назад +33

      Josh Ferguson I got you master bruce

    • @UnityUprisingHQ
      @UnityUprisingHQ 7 лет назад

      don't do DRUGS waaaaaaat

    • @DHTGK
      @DHTGK 7 лет назад +6

      is this a joke about the insurance where they pop up whenever you say that phrase

    • @jasonmccain3089
      @jasonmccain3089 7 лет назад +5

      freakingminecraftian sooo State Farm

    • @AWMsCorner
      @AWMsCorner 7 лет назад +27

      I got you master Wayne!

  • @nickkrasny1562
    @nickkrasny1562 3 года назад +23

    “YOUR MOMS NAME IS LIKE MY MOMS NAME- WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?!?!?”

  • @motionflixentertainment7153
    @motionflixentertainment7153 3 года назад +5

    Man, this was the first hishe I ever saw! It's been 5 years now!

  • @shivashankaravaraprasadgun8448
    @shivashankaravaraprasadgun8448 7 лет назад +203

    4:41 BEEEECCCCCCAAAAAAUUUUUUSSSSSSSSEEEEEEE IIIIIIIMMMMM BBBBBBAAAAATTTTTTMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN!?!?

  • @lakobause
    @lakobause 7 лет назад +1112

    4:41 I've found my new battle cry.

  • @ReaLifeHDchannel
    @ReaLifeHDchannel 3 года назад +10

    0:47 Seriously, this pops up in my head every time the obvious is spoken.

  • @mrwaffles536
    @mrwaffles536 2 года назад +12

    “Like a good butler, Alfred is there!” That’s was so funny 😆

  • @erastorgs9137
    @erastorgs9137 8 лет назад +525

    Hulk vs Batman how it will end. Someone in the background shouts " Bruce!!!!" Hulk and Batman looks at him and said "What!!!??". Then they look at each other and then BOOM problem Solved.

    • @Yogarosmananda
      @Yogarosmananda 8 лет назад +57

      You should direct dc vs marvel

    • @csiess16
      @csiess16 8 лет назад

      hahaha XD

    • @potassiumgamer1936
      @potassiumgamer1936 8 лет назад +11

      +jorgbeijer oh, fucking wrecked.

    • @sirgeen
      @sirgeen 8 лет назад

      +Erasto Garcia Dammit i didnt know i needed this!

    • @johnnyjackson8678
      @johnnyjackson8678 8 лет назад

      L0L yes but what about there mom's? they must know that to.

  • @jonathanmercado963
    @jonathanmercado963 8 лет назад +630

    I wish batman stole the victory in the actual movie.

    • @lunar4eva
      @lunar4eva 8 лет назад +1

      me 2 :)

    • @DB-nr6fo
      @DB-nr6fo 8 лет назад

      yeah

    • @jaylendavis3020
      @jaylendavis3020 8 лет назад

      Same here

    • @DA-dn6hh
      @DA-dn6hh 8 лет назад +1

      I'm Batman

    • @JordanWheeler1999
      @JordanWheeler1999 8 лет назад

      I'm making sure that your movies and DC movies won't make the box-office that's why I directed the BVS BECAUSE I LOVE CHIMECHANGAS

  • @BatmanFan76
    @BatmanFan76 7 месяцев назад +5

    0:28 DCEU Super Café
    4:57 Regular Super Café

  • @yashverma7084
    @yashverma7084 4 года назад

    You guys are just awesome

  • @myshaa01
    @myshaa01 5 лет назад +1663

    "What does the Lex say"
    I died right there😂

    • @ginq8
      @ginq8 5 лет назад +9

      Raiyaan and Mysha what’s the song name!!!!!?

    • @donel6750
      @donel6750 5 лет назад +15

      @@ginq8 it's hishe remake of The Fox by Ylvis

    • @Chief_Bill
      @Chief_Bill 4 года назад +2

      Yup

    • @haley8484
      @haley8484 4 года назад +3

      SAME 😂

    • @smile_vaish_musicals2888
      @smile_vaish_musicals2888 4 года назад +1

      😂till in repeat mode

  • @bruhmoment7544
    @bruhmoment7544 7 лет назад +286

    Best battlecry ever

  • @theawesomebat1244
    @theawesomebat1244 2 года назад +12

    2016: 7:10
    2022: *Batman reboot releases on March & The Flash is set to reboot the DCEU*

  • @user-xe6dl8sm5t
    @user-xe6dl8sm5t 3 года назад +1

    every your video just make me laugh every Time

  • @ChaosAnimationsSpeedArts
    @ChaosAnimationsSpeedArts 8 лет назад +171

    Batman: "What? How?
    Superman: "Because I'm faster than a speeding bullet"
    *Gets obliterated by bullets in previous scene*

    • @Stopmotion52
      @Stopmotion52 8 лет назад +1

      I thought that to lol

    • @GreenSpyro
      @GreenSpyro 8 лет назад +7

      Element of surprise, and he came in peace, so there is that.

    • @Knightlyfrog
      @Knightlyfrog 8 лет назад +23

      Being faster than a speeding bullet is irrelevant when you never dodge anything. All the crap he just takes on the chest all the time without thinking, it's amazing every movie isn't "The Death of Superman." Bruce didn't even need kryptonite bullets because there is no way known that Clark could ever be bothered to dodge a kryptonite batterang. As long as there is kryptonite, Superman is the easiest hero to kill because the guy has almost no self preservation instincts.

    • @liteney
      @liteney 8 лет назад +1

      That's funny. lol...

    • @movienaut
      @movienaut 8 лет назад +1

      To be fair, he was shoot by machine guns and then shoot by a kryptonite granate, so for the second time, he was more prepared, or he should have been prepared, instead of going at him! Damn stupid Movie!

  • @willdan3424
    @willdan3424 8 лет назад +489

    wow that green lantern joke....

    • @theredacted4610
      @theredacted4610 8 лет назад

      Lel

    • @jadenishatin1533
      @jadenishatin1533 8 лет назад +12

      +TheAmazingCrusader Ryan Reynolds played a failed attempt at Green Lantern. He also played Deadpool. Green Lantern is a part of the Justice League. Comprende?

    • @starphoenix500
      @starphoenix500 8 лет назад +4

      It would do everyone Justice if Ryan Reynolds stayed Deadpool.

    • @gerardmijares7000
      @gerardmijares7000 8 лет назад

      +TheAmazingCrusader The actor of Green Lantern is Deadpool.

    • @Regina-Phalange
      @Regina-Phalange 8 лет назад

      +random Never Gets Old!

  • @seanpvs101moviesproduction3
    @seanpvs101moviesproduction3 5 месяцев назад +6

    This is way Better than Actual movie. 😂

  • @Blyoda
    @Blyoda 3 года назад +12

    8:09, Is The Most Funniest.

  • @captainloadz8156
    @captainloadz8156 7 лет назад +256

    Tell me.........do you​ have insurance.

  • @trinitylara9514
    @trinitylara9514 7 лет назад +287

    " like a good butler Alfred is there"
    - best yt quote of 2016

  • @diannbenson7852
    @diannbenson7852 3 года назад +8

    The super tickles part was funny! I mean really funny!😂

  • @RetroF17
    @RetroF17 3 года назад +13

    1:38 Tell me do you have insurance

  • @Renkencen
    @Renkencen 8 лет назад +1315

    Now I can't wait for the Civil War HISHE!!

    • @colinbaker9737
      @colinbaker9737 8 лет назад +1

      OMG ME NEITHER!!!!

    • @sirdankus9419
      @sirdankus9419 8 лет назад +2

      +Ren “Ken” Cen lol i cat work for the movie

    • @mattcgw
      @mattcgw 8 лет назад +1

      +TheSpartanCV attack on titan song with spiderman.

    • @Renkencen
      @Renkencen 8 лет назад +1

      +mattcgw Oh haha! Alternative they do actually reference that movie by names (how can Spidy not say Hoth or AT-AT??)

    • @StickAKAMatthew
      @StickAKAMatthew 8 лет назад

      +Ren “Ken” Cen I don't know, both are owned by Disney now, so maybe he's not as big as a nerd as we thought?

  • @Tanoshi_Manokit
    @Tanoshi_Manokit 7 лет назад +453

    Like a good butler Alfred is there
    butler: I got you master Wayne

    • @Vindicator73
      @Vindicator73 7 лет назад +6

      Should have said, you're covered Mr. Wayne.

    • @tedo1215
      @tedo1215 7 лет назад

      #bestPart

    • @G3mPro
      @G3mPro 7 лет назад +1

      HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA IM LAUGHING MY BUTT OFF

    • @chawizawdbro4763
      @chawizawdbro4763 7 лет назад +1

      I've got you master Wayne.
      SUPERMAN:wahhhhhhhhh

    • @disastrous1715
      @disastrous1715 7 лет назад

      IKR!!

  • @HistoricalFanatics
    @HistoricalFanatics Год назад +5

    We all know why we are here We came here for the cafe scene

  • @johnjohn4360
    @johnjohn4360 Год назад +3

    Best times in this video as Well as The Longest "because I'm Batman!" is...
    4:42 to 4:53

  • @Dasher-qr8lf
    @Dasher-qr8lf 8 лет назад +355

    "This man has a bomb in his chair! SAVE THE DAY!!"
    This is honestly what I think superman does everytime he fucks up

    • @lanapowell
      @lanapowell 8 лет назад +3

      That's the fun thing about time travel: unless you're the one doing it, or you tell people, no one knows it's happened.

    • @jaront1180
      @jaront1180 8 лет назад

      +Xan Beerboy silver surfer is only powerful. he can never increase his power. the typical superman may not be as strong.... but let's remember that our favorite superman is usually when he struggles against odds for humanity..... when he fully exposes his power he can cross our entire galaxy in a mere second... let's not forget the time His girl was in trouble (comics) and he was visiting the ruins of krypton. she yells for superman.... somehow.... he hears this.... lightyear away.... int the vaccine of space.... and arrives in the next instant to save her... sorry silver surfer. you are powerful, but DC comics just made a way too powerful hero...

    • @jaront1180
      @jaront1180 8 лет назад

      +Xan Beerboy silver surfer is only powerful. he can never increase his power. the typical superman may not be as strong.... but let's remember that our favorite superman is usually when he struggles against odds for humanity..... when he fully exposes his power he can cross our entire galaxy in a mere second... let's not forget the time His girl was in trouble (comics) and he was visiting the ruins of krypton. she yells for superman.... somehow.... he hears this.... lightyear away.... int the vaccine of space.... and arrives in the next instant to save her... sorry silver surfer. you are powerful, but DC comics just made a way too powerful hero...

    • @jaront1180
      @jaront1180 8 лет назад

      +Xan Beerboy silver surfer is only powerful. he can never increase his power. the typical superman may not be as strong.... but let's remember that our favorite superman is usually when he struggles against odds for humanity..... when he fully exposes his power he can cross our entire galaxy in a mere second... let's not forget the time His girl was in trouble (comics) and he was visiting the ruins of krypton. she yells for superman.... somehow.... he hears this.... lightyear away.... int the vaccine of space.... and arrives in the next instant to save her... sorry silver surfer. you are powerful, but DC comics just made a way too powerful hero...

    • @Izzy8u
      @Izzy8u 7 лет назад

      Supes can't see through lead. The chair was cased in lead.

  • @MdYeasin-mx2zg
    @MdYeasin-mx2zg 5 лет назад +2940

    BECAUSE I'M BATMAAAAAN!!! It's actually the ending we all wanted, and deserved. But what we got, was a fake funeral and a justification to make Steppenwolf villain.

    • @thecabbageman1
      @thecabbageman1 5 лет назад +39

      Well I expected it. The part of their battle was based on the dark knight returns comic where after joker kills himself by snapping his neck and the world things that batman killed him they have superman battle batman and we have a fake out death. And the second part of the movie was based on superman:doomsday or the death of superman where superman seems to have died from doomsday but he is actually in a kryptonian healing coma of some sort. So yeah the fake out death was expected from the start. And even the zod death makes sense in that context. As for steppenwolf they really should have used darkseid

    • @JOE11_2
      @JOE11_2 5 лет назад +4

      Best line ever

    • @KazukiVA
      @KazukiVA 4 года назад +7

      It wouldn’t work at a DC movie

    • @MonsterPumpkin
      @MonsterPumpkin 4 года назад +5

      Lets be honest if Dc gave that movie such a ending it would have gotten higher ratings in rotten tomatoes lol

    • @timetraveller939
      @timetraveller939 2 года назад +10

      @@MonsterPumpkin why people are so obsessed with Rotten tomatoes

  • @liajik321
    @liajik321 3 года назад +12

    I love the little easter egg when superman calls lex a diseased maniac. They actually did a very similar scene in their first video

  • @jakebeetle5957
    @jakebeetle5957 10 месяцев назад +4

    4:42 "Because… I'm… BATMAN!!!!!!!"