Judge Allows Trump to Attend His Son's High School Graduation
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- Опубликовано: 29 апр 2024
- Seth Meyers does his monologue for Tuesday, April 30, then delivers a completely incoherent rant about why vests are pointless.
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Judge Allows Trump to Attend His Son's High School Graduation - Late Night with Seth Meyers
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I'm in Houston and I have spent the entire day canvassing neighborhoods and have gotten 67 people to register to vote as Democrats since last Monday. I know it's not much, and I know Trump's going to win Texas, but if we're going to lose democracy, at least I can say I did what I could to help save it. Vote blue if you cherish democracy!
Good for you! Thank you.
Even the ocean is really just made of many, many drops of water.
Point is: each "drop" counts.👍👍😊
Thank you! 🙏🏻🇺🇸⚖️💙🗽🩺
Thank you for your work!
As the right 0wing trash like to say, Thank you for your service! But this time I really mean it.
Presidential wins are notched in the thousands, not millions - you're making a real difference. Thank you!
I love that the judge gave him leave to go because now he's forced to actually go and sit through it, even though he never would have gone without the court case 😂
LOL. So true
Good point!
It'll be the 1st one 😂
Remember when Trump was whining about how the judge in another one of his numerous trials wouldn't let him attend the funeral of Melania's mother? I am assuming that he did attend the funeral, but does anyone know for sure?
That’s exactly what I was thinking.
Seeing a cape-clad Wally appearing to fly through the air like a beautiful half-man, half-god, made my bad day better.
This whole vets-cape-thingy was pointless nonsense and absoluetly hilarious! Made my day better too!
@@chenzen1578 I'm becoming a total fan of the pointless nonsense. :)
That's the only bit that was worth it to endure the whole thing.
Hello pretty lady, How are you doing and the weather condition like?
But does he get paid, since technically we did not hear him speak?
I did not know that I needed to see Wally in a cape flying like Superman… But it made my night❤
Bringing the count of graduations attended for his children to....one. What a dad.
... pretty sure Melania is thrilled about it 😂
He probably won't even go.
To be fair,we can't be certain any of the others graduated h.s.
Just because he was allowed to go does not mean he actually will.
Imagine feeling proud that your dad showed up for your graduation until you realize that it was just a way to get out of court for a day.
Lmao! Now Trump HAS to go to Barron's graduation.
Lol
😅😅
That's about what I was thinking.
That poor child and his classmates.
Barron:
Why did the judge rule against me ?
Knowing I hate my father.
😢😢😢
Seth's relationship with his crew remains a brilliant facet of this show that is simply unmatched by any other.
Not really. The monologues usually aren't very funny, and the voice over sketch was kind of meh.
@@freya8133No one was talking to you.
@@freya8133yet here we are again watching
@@freya8133why are you watching?
Remember, "Sleeve him alone!" was a jackal joke from Corrections. This feature has to continue now, or Seth and his writers will have no one to crib from.
Here I thought it meant Lutz wrote this bit.
such a proud moment for the jackal community
Why did I have to scroll so far down for someone to acknowledge the craziness I just witnessed? I was starting to think I hallucinated that whole vest and cape rant 😂
Also: A++ jackal joke!
@@schattentaenzerin They just uploaded the sketch by itself; if you go to the comments there, they will be all about this fever dream.
@@sherinameless1618 Thank you. I had never seen this (apparently reoccurring) bit before and was so delightfully confused by all of it. And then to have the first 50 comments not acknowledge it at all, made me feel like I've hallucinated the whole thing 😂
Ten bucks says Trump's chronic and aggressive narcissism forces an impromptu unhinged rally-rant at Baron's graduation.
Two “r”s. The kid ain’t done anything to you, jub jub.
@@dewardroy6531 Huh? What does what I wrote have to do with Baron, other than it's his graduation?
I feel bad for all the kids and families that just want a graduation
@@seanbohan9491nothing. Consider the source.
Of course he’ll make it all about him.
"Oh gee, thanks a bunch!" - Barron Trump.
Trump had NO intention of going to his son’s high school graduation 😂.
The best part is, now he kinda has to.
Yeah, for who’s its name.
@@AutotropeWorst part for Barron, because we know Donald is goings to try his best to make it all about himself instead
@@amarbyrd2520And it's not like his little buddies don't know why daddy's on trail 😢...
He was clearly hoping the judge wouldn't give him leave, so he'd have an excuse.
Her mentioning killing the puppy wasn't a mistake, or a miscalculation it was part of her resume.
Well, the puppy growled and she is legally entitled to "stand her ground"!
I think it was self defense. Who would want to get texts from Trump asking if his member looked like a mushroom?
Her entitlement must be off the charts; to feel like she can put that in a book!
Seth is not only making fun of the obscure rebroadcasts of the Martin Laurence monologue from SNL, cut mid-air due to lewd commentary on aspects of feminine hygeine; an episode (that just this past February turned THIRTY YEARS OLD), it's also not the first time that he's done this. For the 20 or so viewers that get this: we thank you, Seth.
Incorporating Tom and Wally was inspired
Also somewhat reminiscent of a Jack Handey bit.
*Trump:* Damn, now I'll have to go to that graduation for what's his name....?
and make all about
himself, not the son.
Prince, Duke, Lord, Count, Earl, Marquess Mark?
Maybe he'll doze off and fart himself awake again...
Bet both Baron & Melania are hopping he doesn't attend.
@@JustinKase1969I read that in Trumps voice and his rambling incoherent thought process just took over.
"Marquees Mark, sounds a lot like Marky Mark! Big man, strong man but when he started talking to the stuffed animal he came to me, tears in his eyes and said Mr. Trump a stuffed animal named Ted is talking to me. Ted Cruz, what a despicable guy, completely open border and he's busy vacationing in Cancun. Cancun the murder capitol of South America folks, they're sending caravans of the biggest strongest dudes you've ever seen. Bad dudes. Bad boys even. Will Smith was a Bay Boy - did you see that Oscar's performance he had, what a disgrace the Oscar's have become as the woke mob has taken over."
Halp it won't stop.
The judge called his bluff, now Trump has to show up or else people will ask him "Why did you make a big deal if you didn't want to go?".
They not even questioning him complaining about how he need to be on a campaign trail instead of being in court his butt was off Sunday Monday Wednesday all those days he was on the golf course. So I wouldn't even doubt if he don't show up to Barron's graduation
You see, that implies that Trump has any sense of shame. As the last 8 years have shown, he clearly does not
@@saddesklunch2544 He’ll turn it into “dictatorship. Sounds good ya? Yes??” Ruining everything and maybe she’ll grow n decide money or appearance there of.. isn’t THAT important after all
And that SMELL! Yup that’s true! One wiff away from fu divorce. NOT WORTH IT! Never know!
Amber Says What will always be my favorite but this "At This Point In The Broadcast" segments are a close second for me! I never thought Ben looked anything like Marty McFly and now I'll never be able to unsee it 😂 Ben is so adorable 😊
Amber is boring
The Marty McFly, Kimmel, the whole entire ending was THE BEST part!🤣🤣💜
Frankly the show would be better if Seth didn't talk at all. Sign my petition
@@pretty7545, Go Troll somewhere else TROLL!! 🙄🥱😴
Doc and Marty showed up on Kimmel's show on October 21 2015.
Agreed!🤣
@@jb888888888, Yes!! & & That's by far one of my favorite Kimmel episodes EVER!! 💜
6:40 Apparently, Wally’s acting career has taken a turn towards the adult film sector. Love the ‘stache!
Next he'll be cavorting with Trump...
Wally's coming out of the closet with his wardrobe
Seriously right it makes him look 20 years younger
you just know he'll be at a campaign event that day and blame the judge for making him choose 'work over family'
Or forced to golf...because of the stress the judge has him under.
Leading to another contempt hearing most likely since he'll have lied to the court.
I suspect the -knitters- _crocheters_ are gonna go after Seth again for this one.
He'll say, "Congrats Barton!"
We call him "Phantom" around here.
Or "I love you, Boron."
lmao
Borton
Bartholomew
Kristie Nome should be held accountable NOW for killing an innocent animal!! 💯
... and she is part of the Pro-life crowd.
Thank you!
@@JJLom777, You’re welcome, & Thank you for having a decent, caring heart UNLIKE Nome!! 👏🏼👏🏼💜
I know making jokes is supposed to be funny, but I don’t find what she did funny at all. Wish everyone would stop making light of it.
If Michael Vick can go to prison, so can Gnome
Can’t have her standing next to an “Old Yeller” - or a - “Golden Deceiver”!
Remember every time he pays for a gag order. 150 Trump Bibles must be sold, Amen.
dannysart3990......OR 900 maggots send $10 each to cover his "gag" fine.
Or gold spray painted shoes!😂
The sad part is that it would only take 17 of his joke bibles to cover the cost of one of his gag order violations.
😂... what a godly man 🙌... hahaha... the funny BUT SCARY part about it is these people aren't kidding.
They are probably stacked in the little boys room like the " Important" documents he Stole and was using as T.P. and had trouble flushing.
What in the world did poor Barron do to offend the judge so much?
😅
The OT says that the sins of the father shall be upon their children unto the third generation.
😅🤣
Hehe yeah that will teach him a Lesson
And we have our winner. 😆😆😆
This whole segment had me laughing, especially Wally's cape with the wind! And that Seth was mouthing the words as the announcer read the rolling dialog. I missed you and the crew these past 2 weeks. :)
There is a whole Playlist of past At This Point In The Broadcast segments that you might want to check out. It's pretty far down the in the channel's Playlist tab but worth it if you enjoy how random and unhinged this segment tends to get 😂
I didn’t laugh once
"he drew the line at telling Trump the name of the high school"
tfw rump really wouldn't know that
An ole yeller! Classic 😂😂. Thank you Sir.❤
Trump using Barrons graduation to get out of court!! 🤣
Btw,Shame if this was a regular person in society they wouldn’t have this privilege!! 💯
I only think this was done for Trump’s (and the media’s) benefit….the trial may not last that long…we’re already on werk three.
To make matters worse.....he's probably thinking "damn! I guess that I DO have to attend now" the eyes of the nation will be on him that day...
Well....but you know what I mean
The judge is just Fing with Trump, EVERYONE knows he has NO interest in going, but the judge just forced him to do it for the first time and you know that will get under Trump's thin skin that his bs has backfired and the judge called his bluff 🤣
And if that person on trial has a skin color that is anything but white, even less privilege than that! !
He will probably call in sick on the day I hope the have cameras there to see the excitement on his face
8:33 Sleeve ‘im alone! (IYKYK)
Honestly, I’m here for capes. They are legitimately underutilized this day and age. Wally, sign me up for 10! 😂
Those zebras escaped near where I grew up! I think an important part of that story is that four zebras escaped. Only three were captured.
It's possible that one of my old neighbors has a new exotic pet 🦓
😮
*That's* why the rodeo clown's parents still aren't proud 🥺
@@Cog_Nomen Rodeo clowns don't deserve shade!
@@LittleBlueOwl318 No shade! I'd say they've all earned their stripes ;)
Comparing it to a normal day on the job as a rodeo clown makes even catching rogue zebras seem somehow tame!
Old Yeller made me spit out my coffee. 😂
That was soo good! 😂💀
Old yeller, that's gold Seth, pure gold!!
That’s got to be the best possible joke on this story; Seth should just…
Let sleeping dogs lie.
I love these "Seth's censored rants" bit. It made the show felt more approachable. Like a RUclips show that was started by a neighbor's kid that accidentally became big. It's great!
So true! I love how they usually feature crew members. They must have such a great time rehearsing for these bits!
The narrator is so unfunny
Trump's not going to that graduation. Ain't no way Melania wants him there.
He'll just make it all about himself and steal that kid's spotlight.
Matt Gaetz volunteered to go in his place.
@@louiebee6745I think he was going anyway
@@louiebee6745The women graduating with Barron are too old for Gaetz.
@@louiebee6745gross
Now he has to show up to the graduation or look bad 😅
Too late! Already looks (and is) pathetic!
He'll look bad whether he shows up or not.
He doesn't care about looking bad.
If he doesn't go, he'll say he didn't want to distract from what would've been the most awesomely beautiful graduation if he did go.
Shut-up and take my money! I need one of those crazy capes! XD
Old Yeller joke, adopt a shelter pet joke, Amazon cat joke, birds eating bread-hat joke; looks like we're in for an Animal Flubs extravaganza! (The flubs would be the jokes themselves.)
I mean, I can't think of any corrections to make on those jokes. So why would they be in Animal Flubs?
@@Symphing12 "The flubs would be the jokes themselves," in that they weren't that good, which was itself a joke that wasn't that good. This has been "Inception: Animal Flubs Edition."
@@sherinameless1618 animal flubs, animal flubs, it's time to take a look at some animal flubs…
Well, there's been no new episode of corrections 🤷
@@nirmalakankaria5561 Since Seth was gone for 2 weeks, the soonest we could see a new Corrections would be late night Thursday. See you then!
not Jim being the only one lip-syncing his lines by just moving his jaw up & down like a muppet 😭
You just know that somewhere Michael Vicks, is saying thank you Kristy
IT WILL BE HIS FIRST TIME TO ATTEND HIS CHILD'S GRAD
And he is ONLY going bc he thought he wasn't gonna be allowed. Everything is a spectacle.😊
Trump is probably sooo pissed that he has to go now.
$20 says he doesn't make it
If he even really goes & doesn't come up with a last-minute excuse.
After the ceremony, Trump can reminisce with Barron about what he was doing 18 years ago, and with what adult film star.
Barron must be so happy that Judge Merchan is allowing his Daddy to attend his HS graduation.
I love sarcasm.
@@glnnchrstphr9717
I wrote a longer comment but RUclips censored & deleted it. I'm glad you appreciated the shorter version.
@@dee_dee_place Sometimes, little needs to be said to get the point across.
The sheer commitment to that bit. lol
So unfunny
What’s up early crew?
We're jackals. Early jackals, perhaps, still jackals.
Hey!🎉
Postponing slep
Yep 2 am here
❤🎉
... But He Plays Golf Instead. Film at 11.
Waiting for the video 😅
😂😂😂😂thank you to all the staff writers and Seth😂😂😂
One of my favorite things to hear while watching Seth Myers is “at this point in the broadcast.” Love it.
Barron was Praying his so called father would not be permitted to embarass him at his grad.
Probably by making it about him.
He'll just have to use the bone spurs as an excuse again...
Praying on daddy's bible?🤣
Like Trump would care if Barron felt embarrassed. Did he ever care if Barrons' mother felt embarrassed?
After Trump's team consider it now
- let alone what Barron or Melanoma think -
what's the odds one of them falls sick that day?
I feel a bone spur coming on.
6:15 WE NEED THAT CAPE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The judge calling his bluff is priceless!
Correction: When there's subtitles, you don't have to pay security guard Jim. All Jim is trying to do is get that sweet sweet Wally money
Edit: and you also don't have to pay for the writers when it's subtitled. So how the hell are they going to afford tank tops?
for Corrections: Taylor Swift shouted out the Jackals in The Albatross on her new album:
Wise men once read fake news
And they believed it
Jackals raised their hackles
You couldn't conceive it
You were sleeping soundly
When they dragged you from your bed
And I tried to warn you about them
We made it
Bane wears a vest, but now I suppose Bird Bane doesn’t because Bird Bane’s different.
Perhaps Bird Bane wears a cape instead? I imagine some of the cape's features, such as wind resistance, Gore-Tex underlining, and sex appeal, would make it a better sartorial option than a vest.
I love how the "Seth goes on an incoherent rant" segment is just getting longer and more unhinged every time they do it xD some of that Corrections energy is definitely bleeding through to the main show lol
I hope there's still enough for actual Corrections!
I bet Barron is disappointed, trump is just going to turn it into a fund raising event for himself
That’s what I was thinking 😏
"After all, they can't have [Kristi Noem] standing next to an Old Yeller." Good one!
Trump hasn’t gone to any of his other kids graduations. Now he’ll be forced to go to this one LOL
And this kid didnt even do anything to deserve this unlike the other 2 douches
Actually he has.
"If you wanna gamble at Chuck E Cheese, eat the pizza!" 😂😂😂
I wish a judge would allow him to go to jail 😮
❤❤❤❤😂😂😂😂
Trump believes that if he is incarcerated for one night
he will be the new Nelson Mandela
and won't stop talking about it.
This will be his misstep before the election
and completely look like a fool.
Jackals!!!
“...and now, Ladies and Gentlemen... Conway Twitty.”
I feel like, “The Shark”, just jumped Me.
What? When was that said?
@@AdamHennebeckIt’s a “Family Guy” recurring joke.
The Ol' Yeller joke was *chef's kiss* 😂
Lord knows he didn't really want to go. He didn't go to his other childrens graduations. Now he's been painted into a corner.
Orange paint?
“At this point in the broadcast…” is one of my favorites. Also tell Marty McFlyy that the real money is with John Oliver and his business daddy.
🥃👴🏻 DUHZ ANYBAHDY REMEMBAH LAFFTAH ?
I love watching this segment go spiraling off the rails with each installment.
He just keeps feeding us Jackals.
I don’t
Ha ha, now the malodorous fart monster will *_have_* to go to Barron's graduation. I bet he didn't plan on that happening
Did Wally get paid for this? Because it’s lines, but also not lines 🤔
I was wondering the same.
It's like the opposite of when he has unscripted lines.
Seth probably lets him keep the cape as compensation.
I bet Baron was hoping he couldn't make it and suck all the oxygen out of his event.
I'm sure that he will start campaigning while there.
Let’s see if he shows up lol
Hope they turn up the AC at the graduation ;)
Hey! "Old Yeller" is one of my nicknames for the Hamberdler. The other, of course, being "the Hamberdler".
This episode went more off the rails than covid era episodes 🤣
So unfunny
Thank you Seth, you always end my day with a laugh.
So Trump no longer has that excuse to not attend the graduation of the kid named for his alias.
I love these. It was Seth's rant about people saying "I can't even" that made me start watching the show. I was at work, the tv was on across the lobby and by the end of it I was crying with laughter.
Old yeller😂 the vest thingy 😭
🥃👴🏻 DUHZ ANYBAHDY REMEMBAH LAFFTAH ??
I love hearing these jokes and trying to decide which writer wrote it.
Sometimes I feel like there's random writers in there like Mulaney or Chapelle or Spade or that Lonely Island guy
You could have used 'pizza rat' too on the chuckie cheese joke😅
Old Yeller! That is Priceless! Go Seth Go!!
Thats real punishment, dumpy having to go to a family event not about him.
🥃👴🏻 DUHZ ANYBAHDY REMEMBAH LAFFTAH ??
The Truly Funny Thing Is That Now Trump Has To Show Up For His Son’s Graduation 😂😂😂
*THATS NOT A CAPE* a cape comes down to the knees of below - THAT is a 'capelet'
IM a bespoke tailor and I have 3 capes - they are AMAZING, especially for quickly throwing on to walk the dog in the rain. There is a reason they were the coat of choice for 10,000 years...!!!
“Old Yeller” is classic!
Damn it said Barron.
Thank you for your podcasts! I Look forward to the lonely island podcast on Monday and family trips on Tuesday. I think Stephen Colbert should be more silly like you! Thank you for the laughs😂❤
I , .. dont know how i feel after watching this episode. it felt like a fever dream xD
An unfunny one
Love your Family Trips podcast. You and your brother are generous and hilarious and your convos with the guests are fun.
I love the written narration. It is hilarious.
"3 zebras escaped on a Washington State highway"
starring Kevin Hart, Lil Rel Howery and Usain Bolt
This week is Ben Schwartz... Sonic! Last week was Bowen. Both great episodes.
Lol! "Old yeller" that's one for the Gen Xers
I live in Washington state and that totally checks. We keep the Zebras at Gonzaga.
his other kids are wondering what makes barron so special ...
Easy, trump wasn't in a criminal trial during their graduations - sure, his companies probably were, but it wasn't anything he had to be at.
A trial.
An excuse to get out of court!! 🤣🤣
Pretending he cares about him probably helps Melania not file for divorce (yet)....
Her book should be the #1 banned book!!
Hmm... Given the graphic nature of the violence written in it... It probably wouldn't be that hard to get it on that list.
And, though that's funny, its also a little sad.
Nah. Let people read it and learn how horrible of a person Noem is.
The Old Yeller joke was brilliant.
This show goes off the rails in the best possible way.
A dog, a goat and 3 horses. 3 more days
You wasted a very good Garfield and Nermal joke there
Hey Seth, I saw your brother's bit on Kimmel as Cali governor Newsome...he gave a steller performance!! Bravo to the Meyer's parents for raising two brilliant entertainers!!
Who does he think he is fooling? Trump's gonna be on the 6th green at Bedminster when Baron walks across that stage.
Who's giving odds on whether he actually goes or not?
Martiiin! Killed me with the Martin reference and had to rewatch the rest because I was still laughing.