Barstool Pizza Review - Louie Bossi's Ristorante (Fort Lauderdale, FL)

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  • Опубликовано: 22 май 2022
  • Dave is in his new temporary home of Fort Lauderdale, and the first pizza experience isn't off to a hot start.
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  • @joeldawson83
    @joeldawson83 2 года назад +294

    One bite, everyone can tell Prez isn’t in Toronto anymore 😆

    • @DefeatLust
      @DefeatLust Год назад +1

      R.I.P to a great series 🙏🏾

  • @Funnydego
    @Funnydego 2 года назад +224

    You forget Davey’s order, you can forget a decent score, everybody knows the rules.

    • @drhank33y
      @drhank33y 2 года назад

      They got off light, I honestly expected that to fall into the low 5's or lower.

  • @jmblazer72
    @jmblazer72 2 года назад +117

    A 4 point deduction would be a 2.8, a .4 deduction would make it 6.4, everyone knows the math.

    • @snooksurftaco
      @snooksurftaco 2 года назад +1

      Lmfao

    • @chicanohek
      @chicanohek 2 года назад +3

      This is the comment I was looking for

    • @joseguarin115
      @joseguarin115 2 года назад

      Hey there, he’s a Michigan man!

    • @Realthinx
      @Realthinx 2 года назад

      full 4 point decuction = rookie deduction, everybody knows the rules.

    • @GotDamBoi
      @GotDamBoi 2 года назад +2

      I was legit expecting him to say "2.8"

  • @InvestBetter.
    @InvestBetter. 2 года назад +295

    A 2 minute review means a nice, low score, everybody knows the rules

    • @DzekoVelez
      @DzekoVelez 2 года назад +10

      The worst reviews are in florida. 2 minute, cellphone shots by dave's girl. GO BACK TO NEW YORK DAVE!

  • @benvasilinda9729
    @benvasilinda9729 2 года назад +402

    Unfortunately, the hard working chef that made that pizza was screwed over in points because of how the front operates it’s business. Everyone knows the rules!

    • @tomthalon8956
      @tomthalon8956 2 года назад

      And he's an idiot for rating it on service.

    • @johnkovalicky3389
      @johnkovalicky3389 2 года назад +6

      It takes about 3 minutes for a pizza shop to make a pie and pop it in the oven no excuses no matter how busy you are you can walk into any CPK restaurant and watch the guys make the pies in about 3 minutes and away it goes and I have to say CPK does make a pretty good pie all fresh ingredients and it looks like Dave wasn't a real pissy mode

    • @ritchie2411
      @ritchie2411 2 года назад +3

      I have had that pizza a few times. They need a better crust. Place is great though

    • @johnkovalicky3389
      @johnkovalicky3389 2 года назад +1

      @@ritchie2411 if you ever get to a CPK again try their chicken piccata it's pretty freaking good had it last night

    • @johnkovalicky3389
      @johnkovalicky3389 2 года назад

      @@shoban yep you must not be from Jersey people don't like to wait any good pizza guy can swirl and make a pie in 3 minutes and in the oven it goes not that hard if you're a Pizzaiola

  • @barryholiday8998
    @barryholiday8998 2 года назад +88

    It’s good to know Dave isn’t petty or vindictive

  • @michaelshuvalov9100
    @michaelshuvalov9100 2 года назад +14

    One soccer mom, everybody knows you re-watched the into

  • @jrex8914
    @jrex8914 2 года назад +76

    One Pres who's 100% never seen a Star Wars movie, everybody knows he's more familiar with Boba tea

  • @mrforte9462
    @mrforte9462 2 года назад +205

    One guy who's losing his mind but can still rate a pizza everyone knows the rules...

  • @ahmedsandhu7
    @ahmedsandhu7 2 года назад +19

    Pizza reviews peaked in Toronto, everyone knows the rules

    • @ezioaltairac
      @ezioaltairac 2 года назад +2

      The South Florida stuff has always been terrible in comparison to everything else. It’s like jumping from the mountaintop to the third layer of hell.

    • @dwaynesbadchemicals
      @dwaynesbadchemicals 2 года назад

      Yet FLA has shit pies.

  • @psycho-mantis8316
    @psycho-mantis8316 2 года назад +30

    One mom with an absolute dump truck, everyone knows the rules.

  • @hazelelcamino7453
    @hazelelcamino7453 2 года назад +114

    Karen Portnoy standing in for Dave today, everybody knows the rules

    • @marcoiacobuzio4075
      @marcoiacobuzio4075 2 года назад +1

      hahaha!!!!!!

    • @waterguy1092
      @waterguy1092 2 года назад

      For sure. Not all businesses have online ordering and just because your order didn’t go through shouldn’t effect the score on pizza quality

    • @zimmzamm8763
      @zimmzamm8763 2 года назад +7

      @@waterguy1092 Absolutely it does. Your vendors, your 3rd party services and or your staff are a direct representation of your company. If you don’t do delivery/pickup.. you say, “we don’t deliver/pickup”. Many high quality restaurants fall into that due to maintaining the quality of product reputation they want to present

    • @waterguy1092
      @waterguy1092 2 года назад

      @@zimmzamm8763 just because it does doesn’t mean it should. Of course the workers effect the quality. But the overall score of the pizza is based on the quality of the pizza and nothing other than that. I’d give you fuck off service🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @waterguy1092
      @waterguy1092 2 года назад

      @East Oakland Cali yurp

  • @pdb2k154
    @pdb2k154 2 года назад +105

    Only Dave would buy a house in a city he hates

    • @JohnstonPettigrew
      @JohnstonPettigrew 2 года назад +19

      rents....."only for the month".......

    • @laurincollum5685
      @laurincollum5685 2 года назад +1

      Philly is next

    • @dbeck82
      @dbeck82 2 года назад +1

      @@laurincollum5685 Ha! So true

    • @MrFieleke
      @MrFieleke 2 года назад

      Mans can get $1m house in literally every state if he wants 🤣

    • @pat6146
      @pat6146 2 года назад +1

      Tim Dillon comes to mind. Moves to Austin despite the fact that he despises the place. Though admittedly, his disdain grew substantially while actually living there

  • @innaclouds8977
    @innaclouds8977 2 года назад +12

    Dave probably just had a bit of a culture shock with Winair in having to fly into Barts in a Twin Otter rather than a private jet. Barts is one of the worlds most unique airports where only a certain few types of aircrafts can even land at - and they arent luxurious airplanes lol.

  • @STJ9694
    @STJ9694 6 месяцев назад +2

    I watch every One Bite M-F. Best show on RUclips. Dave doing great things. Have to say it's tough to hear anyone talk down Louie Bossi's. These people are the best. If the slightest thing isn't right, they are on it. Generous about it too. If you are in the area, plan ahead, make a rezy and have a great dinner.

  • @ohhDAZZ
    @ohhDAZZ 2 года назад +3

    I’ve only been watching these videos for 2 - 3 weeks now and I have to say, y’all be having me crying of laughter with the comments, always top tier🤣🤣🤣

    • @eileeninzerilli1654
      @eileeninzerilli1654 2 года назад +2

      Best part of the videos. Some very smart, funny people commenting!

  • @scottsmith31
    @scottsmith31 2 года назад +16

    Just got back from vacation… Dave’s whole life is vacation, everyone knows the rules

  • @jimhenry3383
    @jimhenry3383 2 года назад +2

    From Toronto to Florida
    Let’s go
    Pizza 🍕 review time

  • @aspataro79
    @aspataro79 2 года назад +10

    This was an airline review that included pizza, everyone knows the rules!

  • @BC2257
    @BC2257 2 года назад +1

    I'm surprised no one in the comments mentioned that dump truck walking in with her kids at the 0:09 mark. What a way to start a review

  • @davispurcell3367
    @davispurcell3367 2 года назад +13

    Dave looking homeless yelling fuck win air, everyone knows the rules

  • @km4peace
    @km4peace 2 года назад +24

    Never be late with Dave’s order… or ya lose points… should know the rules.

  • @SouthernSkeptic
    @SouthernSkeptic 2 года назад +8

    One no show at Rough N Rowdy, everybody knows Miami Dave has checked out.

  • @saladsalad9991
    @saladsalad9991 2 года назад +34

    One Bite Frozen Pizza on clearance at Wal-Mart for $1.99 -- tons of them sitting on the shelf. They cannot give that garbage away.

    • @obiwanshanobi2662
      @obiwanshanobi2662 2 года назад +2

      Yea I wanted it to be good but sadly it's Jack's level frozen pizza

    • @normanwyatt8761
      @normanwyatt8761 2 года назад +5

      I guess I'll wait 'till the price drops to 99 CENTS and then I'll still be not sure that I'll be getting my money's worth......Oh well.....

    • @johnkovalicky3389
      @johnkovalicky3389 2 года назад +3

      I can only imagine it must be garbage like f****** cardboard

    • @rm9015
      @rm9015 2 года назад

      Ass > one bite pizza!!

    • @themalminator
      @themalminator 2 года назад +1

      @@johnkovalicky3389 kinda totinos tastin'

  • @eric_in_florida
    @eric_in_florida 2 года назад +11

    I've learned that in pizza lingo 10 minutes always means at least 1/2 hour.

    • @AmazingChinaToday
      @AmazingChinaToday 2 года назад

      Always show up early for pick up. Delivery is shite, unless soggy mush is your preference.

  • @atrain9042
    @atrain9042 2 года назад +20

    Joe & Pat's best pizza review of all time ✨

    • @alebroker7587
      @alebroker7587 2 года назад +11

      @Frank Dux i fought a war for you.

    • @atrain9042
      @atrain9042 2 года назад +5

      @Frank Dux Are you gonna offer me a slice or what I don't want to be on camera no way 🤣

    • @Lydiaohlydiaa
      @Lydiaohlydiaa 2 года назад +10

      @@alebroker7587 I fought a war for yous *

    • @atrain9042
      @atrain9042 2 года назад +2

      @@Lydiaohlydiaa 🤣

    • @alebroker7587
      @alebroker7587 2 года назад +3

      @@Lydiaohlydiaa thank you for your service, let me get that Door for you

  • @benjaminbrand9550
    @benjaminbrand9550 2 года назад +1

    One pissed off jet lagged Dave, everybody knows he was just taking his frustration out em. Haha

  • @SirBarneyGumble
    @SirBarneyGumble 2 года назад +8

    I already miss the Toronto series.

  • @Ih8GoogleandApple
    @Ih8GoogleandApple 2 года назад +1

    Lotsa talent in the background trim!

  • @blapask
    @blapask 2 года назад +2

    Four point deduction = 2.8 Dave, you mean POINT FOUR not FOUR POINT

  • @woweezowee334
    @woweezowee334 2 года назад +4

    I love how in Toronto everyone on the street was excited to see Dave and now in Fort Narcissistic Lauderdale nobody can give a fuck there is a guy being filmed on the street with a pizza. I live in Toronto and spent a week in Fort Lauderdale in March and.... I have no huge desire to visit again.

    • @meowchael1
      @meowchael1 2 года назад

      are you really T Moore?

  • @billfly2186
    @billfly2186 2 года назад +3

    Winn Air just bumped Dave up to Gold status!!

  • @getawaydriver6851
    @getawaydriver6851 2 года назад +8

    Dave gotta bash 1 out of 10 restaurants for creditability. Everybody knows the rules

  • @ritchie2411
    @ritchie2411 2 года назад +2

    5 in my eyes. They do a nice job with the sauce and cheese and then use the flour of every other place which all taste the same. Have Gran Forno bakery down the street design you a crust . Your crust looks like the real deal but it taste ordinary. With that said, everything else there is good to excellent and the vibe is great .

  • @jereviews881
    @jereviews881 2 года назад +5

    Dave i thought you fucking hate Fort Lauderdale?

  • @cyrusjou1687
    @cyrusjou1687 2 года назад +1

    Ahbeetz just opened up last week in Delray. New haven style Apizza. you MUST review them Dave! The owner is from New Haven and owned a pizza joint there. I'd give it a 9.4!

  • @Mr.JonDoE
    @Mr.JonDoE 2 года назад +2

    Dave at 0:09 what were all saying is damn look at them cakes back there 😉

  • @Gideon0297
    @Gideon0297 2 года назад

    Amazing shirt El Pres!!!

  • @insidewrestling6640
    @insidewrestling6640 2 года назад +2

    One sweet stars wars shirt everybody knows Dave is really a star Trek fan.

  • @nicolehall2177
    @nicolehall2177 2 года назад

    Yep, officially a Floridian 🤣🤣
    From your clothes to cussing in the car.

  • @HarborAreaPunx13
    @HarborAreaPunx13 2 года назад +1

    Great more Florida pizza reviews

  • @Cademeyer2034
    @Cademeyer2034 2 года назад

    Davey! Gotta come to PCB, FL and check out Zollos pizza. Will knock your socks off!

  • @williamhancock6320
    @williamhancock6320 2 года назад +1

    Frank The Tank’s Soda review today was so much better than this pizza review video and funny thing is they’re the same length. 😂😂😂

  • @mattyice5498
    @mattyice5498 2 года назад +1

    4 point deduction, everyone knows Dave meant 0.4 point deduction

  • @tjmullin2909
    @tjmullin2909 2 года назад +7

    Never knew Dave was a fan of the Fett

    • @AllSeeingEye91
      @AllSeeingEye91 2 года назад

      What's the Fett? Baseball team?

    • @tjmullin2909
      @tjmullin2909 2 года назад

      @@AllSeeingEye91 dude...no worries...Boba Fett from Star Wars

  • @thesportsguy126
    @thesportsguy126 2 года назад +2

    i miss Bill The Greek

  • @bloatedsodium7301
    @bloatedsodium7301 2 года назад +6

    If it’s knocked down 4 points, shouldn’t it be a 2.8? 🤷🏻

    • @tomthalon8956
      @tomthalon8956 2 года назад +1

      He can't pronounce the word decimal.

    • @ritchie2411
      @ritchie2411 2 года назад

      I think he meant tenths

  • @janedough2529
    @janedough2529 2 года назад +2

    I want that shirt

  • @HughJorgan1
    @HughJorgan1 2 года назад +2

    It’s finally official. Four point deduction for screwing up orders.

  • @Woozlewuzzleable
    @Woozlewuzzleable 2 года назад +5

    One coked up rant, everybody knows the rules.

  • @marcoiacobuzio4075
    @marcoiacobuzio4075 2 года назад +10

    One ruffled head of hair and a.rented house for a month in Ft. Lauderdale everybody knows Dave's behind in payments and hiding from his dealers

  • @gcunn6087
    @gcunn6087 2 года назад +5

    Dave has to stop holding back! That is how you get ulcers!! Everybody knows the rules!!

  • @fatleo
    @fatleo 2 года назад +3

    I give Dave a 3.5/10 as far as reviewing goes 😆

  • @socalcraigster
    @socalcraigster 2 года назад

    That thumbnail picture is the face Dave makes during a probing!

  • @ktpinnacle
    @ktpinnacle 2 года назад +2

    That crust looked good. No flop, bubbles, some char. Bad mood and your screwed, everybody knows the rules.

    • @Liftheavy85
      @Liftheavy85 2 года назад

      tiny slice, no crunch, everyone knows the rating

  • @ZZ-hf8ng
    @ZZ-hf8ng 2 года назад

    “Idk exactly the system they have but it’s broken. ....Neapolitan style” lol

  • @robertmiller5789
    @robertmiller5789 2 года назад

    Dave tears into the crust like a pirate lol

  • @briang2034
    @briang2034 5 месяцев назад

    A true Legend! OK, you go from Living in Miami to Fort Laud. you running through all the 10's and you have to be on the move! dammmm. what a life! living the Dream Prez! one day ill b ur wingman! ;-)

  • @ronyeahright9536
    @ronyeahright9536 Год назад

    what a life, vaca in St Maarten, then back to (one of) your homes in ft lauderdale.......steve's killin' it.

  • @RachelKagiorgis1111
    @RachelKagiorgis1111 2 года назад +1

    You should do a BBQ tour through the south. Just a fun thought.

  • @italishgirl5601
    @italishgirl5601 4 месяца назад

    I f…ing love this guy!!!

  • @ScubaMotos
    @ScubaMotos 2 года назад

    Giuseppe's Steel City Pizza - Port Orange Florida, Right outside Daytona Beach. Check them out!

  • @rayj8510
    @rayj8510 2 года назад +1

    Hey are you (Dave) ever going to have guests on the reviews again?

  • @davids9465
    @davids9465 2 года назад +1

    El prez moved to my city lmao I definitely might see him reviewing pizza, Prez you need to review Primanti Bros in Ft Lauderdale and Angelo's

  • @kinghitthisbloke9527
    @kinghitthisbloke9527 2 года назад

    As soon as he closes the box after he takes a bite, it’s game over

  • @kylec3965
    @kylec3965 2 года назад +1

    Anyone know where he got that shirt? thats fire.

  • @lukestorm1612
    @lukestorm1612 2 года назад +5

    The Man, The Myth, The Legend

  • @Gigahertzzz
    @Gigahertzzz 2 года назад

    That’s an awesome shirt Dave

  • @q9308
    @q9308 2 года назад

    Holy shit. I didn't know you lived in Fort Lauderdale now. You need to check out Antonino's Pizza and Giant Pizza in Hollywood. Best Pizza places in South Florida.

  • @10k-Noodles
    @10k-Noodles 2 года назад +2

    Had to start over and get a look at mom in the pink dress' assets. Not bad. Not bad.

  • @ramayaruk
    @ramayaruk 2 года назад

    .1 = 15 min. Good to know for future reviews!

  • @bobbystars1984
    @bobbystars1984 2 года назад

    I'm surprised my brother isn't there in the background since he leaves in that area lol

  • @Asapgross
    @Asapgross 2 года назад +1

    He should give a review score for everything he experiences

  • @terrymcadorey5647
    @terrymcadorey5647 2 года назад

    So what did ya think of Winair though Dave? ..I hear they're fantastic

  • @markingham4340
    @markingham4340 2 года назад

    Come back to Canada, we miss you. . . .

  • @marcuswinston2522
    @marcuswinston2522 2 года назад +2

    If I was to compare this pizza review from Dave today compared to Frank The Tank’s Soda review. I’d have to say Tank won with the best review today… Attitude is everything, Dave. 🤔

    • @briangunn2278
      @briangunn2278 2 года назад

      Only Squares watch Soda "reviews"...

    • @marcuswinston2522
      @marcuswinston2522 2 года назад

      @@briangunn2278 Frank The Tank’s last hotdog review was better than this review too. Dave’s attitude can affect a nation.

  • @Toddheenan802
    @Toddheenan802 2 года назад +2

    Is it more often than not just a cheese pizza??

    • @dbeck82
      @dbeck82 2 года назад

      Yes, always only cheese. Sometimes he does a bonus review if a place has a specialty, but other than that, it's cheese. He won't even let them cook it well done how he likes it. Keeps it consistent...kind of.

  • @gabbie3174
    @gabbie3174 2 года назад

    I live in Plantation, Fl and I really need some good pizza recommendations. All the local spots near me are flop galore

  • @TappyOG
    @TappyOG 2 года назад

    If you ever stop by in brevard county you gotta try paridiso Alfredo’s. Best pizza around.

  • @cheifcheepa
    @cheifcheepa 2 года назад

    Good choice. Go there all the time when at ft. Lauderdale.

  • @bartschwartz9233
    @bartschwartz9233 2 года назад

    Can u do Lakeland Florida area were my friend lives- she won’t drive very far from home

  • @Saphire_Throated_Carpenter_Ant
    @Saphire_Throated_Carpenter_Ant 2 года назад +1

    And there was not a single Dave Portnoy fan in the 'One Bite Pizza Reviews' comment section on this day... Everybody knows the rules.

  • @jackmellor6041
    @jackmellor6041 2 года назад +2

    Bill the Greeks on his way to Ft. Lauderdale to find Dave, everyone knows the rules

  • @JxT1957
    @JxT1957 2 года назад +1

    Dave how about them Bolts sweep!

  • @johnturner1476
    @johnturner1476 2 года назад

    Come to west coast of Fla!

  • @ConnorLyon
    @ConnorLyon 2 года назад

    Dave you need to go back to Toronto man we haven’t seen you this stressed in years.

  • @murphtheirishmanmurphy7268
    @murphtheirishmanmurphy7268 2 года назад

    Back from vacation? Your life is a vacation! 😂🙏☘️

  • @UnableVFR
    @UnableVFR 2 года назад

    "Oh yeah we saw that order, we just didn't make it". Immediate 4.8.

  • @ryanbrausa4325
    @ryanbrausa4325 2 года назад +1

    2nd! Hope this run is as good as Toronto

  • @aguilar25-
    @aguilar25- 2 года назад

    Dave Tshirt is 🔥 🔥 🔥

  • @Rberg1105
    @Rberg1105 2 года назад +4

    Called that score before he even took a bite.

    • @gordonshumway7465
      @gordonshumway7465 2 года назад

      Your parents must be proud.

    • @Rberg1105
      @Rberg1105 2 года назад

      @@gordonshumway7465 they definitely are. I’m a genius after all.

  • @WhiteDudeMusic
    @WhiteDudeMusic 2 года назад

    Anthony’s Coal Fired Pizza !!

  • @Ionic457
    @Ionic457 2 года назад

    I miss Toronto already :(

  • @jknowstheway1462
    @jknowstheway1462 2 года назад

    What was the food like on the plane dave?

  • @NOT-FINANCIAL-ADVICE.
    @NOT-FINANCIAL-ADVICE. 2 года назад +1

    What about that WAGON on the woman in a pastel pink dress 6 seconds in?

  • @19gt92
    @19gt92 2 года назад

    Avelino’s in West Delray is good, check it out

  • @brianjschumer
    @brianjschumer 2 года назад

    Everyone knows how good the food is at Bossie..place is packed to the hilt, night after night..
    Europa down the block doesn't have as good a food as Bossie (ages his own Steaks, makes Bread on site), but pizza@ Europa is an 8.0+

  • @seanhrivers
    @seanhrivers 2 года назад

    You need to go to Mario's Catalina in Ft Lauderdale for dinner great high end Cuban food. It ain't pizza, but it is an experience. The place looks like Liberace's bathroom. Candleabras everywhere and Mario is hoot. No need to video it, but take my recommendation. It's an experience. I go there every time I'm in town.

  • @cocochanel9291
    @cocochanel9291 2 года назад +1

    Should have got a summer house in Toronto. Everybody knows that rule.

  • @hays170159
    @hays170159 2 года назад

    Hit Up 3 Sons Brewing in Dania Beach near FLL...really solid pizza (although neapolitan style), even better beer.