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  • Опубликовано: 9 фев 2025
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    Francis Ford Coppola has made some of the most beloved movies of all time, including The Godfather and Apocalypse Now. Now he’s created a movie he’s been aiming to make for multiple decades, and funded the entire thing himself. The result is the unchecked, unfiltered vision of a filmmaker, for better or worse.
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  • @Jklm69000
    @Jklm69000 4 месяца назад +12042

    Not even pitch meeting can explain this movie.

    • @danavixen6274
      @danavixen6274 4 месяца назад +378

      Oh. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow.

    • @GenosseRot
      @GenosseRot 4 месяца назад +147

      @@danavixen6274 Wow

    • @odconstant
      @odconstant 4 месяца назад +96

      @@danavixen6274 Nailed it!

    • @gamebawesome
      @gamebawesome 4 месяца назад +105

      @@GenosseRot Yep, that's hear name. Wow Platinum

    • @rockingbeat
      @rockingbeat 4 месяца назад +237

      Explaining this movie is super difficult, definitely an inconvenience

  • @Toxicfox63
    @Toxicfox63 4 месяца назад +8006

    "So you have a movie for me?"
    "I have concepts of a movie"

    • @4plus20isHappy
      @4plus20isHappy 4 месяца назад +135

      “Oh, it’s already been 9 years since this movie was pitched?”

    • @benabramowitz18
      @benabramowitz18 4 месяца назад +82

      @@4plus20isHappy More like 39 years

    • @301.allday
      @301.allday 4 месяца назад +66

      "Wowowowow..... wow."

    • @canadadry5449
      @canadadry5449 4 месяца назад +18

      ​@@301.allday Nailed it.

    • @csblakeley
      @csblakeley 4 месяца назад +14

      "I... I don't know?"

  • @TomS-rj5op
    @TomS-rj5op 4 месяца назад +4837

    “Does it affect the plot.”
    “Does anything” 😂

    • @musakh8erable
      @musakh8erable 4 месяца назад +23

      Slayed me

    • @diegeticfridge9167
      @diegeticfridge9167 4 месяца назад +58

      Apparently not even a crashing Soviet satellite that destroyed like half the city.

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 4 месяца назад +6

      genius

    • @rheawelsh4142
      @rheawelsh4142 4 месяца назад +25

      Tbf the bow-ner and arrow is absolutely plot critical so that's one thing

    • @OrthoLou
      @OrthoLou 4 месяца назад +4

      ​@@rheawelsh4142Also the funniest scene in any movie I've seen all year, intentional or not; he probably doesn't even remember.

  • @Envy_Dragon
    @Envy_Dragon 4 месяца назад +2103

    The craziest part about this pitch meeting is that Screenwriter Guy was apparently _Francis Ford Coppola_ and this very same pitch meeting has been occurring over and over with different Producer Guys for _forty years._

    • @tedarcher9120
      @tedarcher9120 4 месяца назад +244

      In the end the writer guy sold his wine business to fund this movie so he won't need to explain it to producer guy

    • @jamesknapp64
      @jamesknapp64 4 месяца назад +166

      I can see why it took 40 years after watching the pitch meeting.

    • @brucelee1048
      @brucelee1048 4 месяца назад +23

      @@tedarcher9120 dang it, he got back almost nothing

    • @benabramowitz18
      @benabramowitz18 4 месяца назад +59

      @@tedarcher9120 Writer Guy also went insane in the Philippines, bet an entire studio on a weird not-quite-a-musical mega flop, then went back and became a for-hire director in the 80's and 90's.

    • @tedarcher9120
      @tedarcher9120 4 месяца назад +88

      @@brucelee1048 it's not about money, it's about sending a message. What a message - nobody knows

  • @unforcedterror3136
    @unforcedterror3136 4 месяца назад +8093

    Oh, Ryan was apparently one of the 7 people who actually saw that movie

    • @davidzea-smith1417
      @davidzea-smith1417 4 месяца назад +95

      I was too.

    • @smokinggun8418
      @smokinggun8418 4 месяца назад +186

      Now lets find the rest 5 here in comments.

    • @AWMJoeyjoejoe
      @AWMJoeyjoejoe 4 месяца назад +80

      Was it as high as 7?

    • @ZachSMarsh
      @ZachSMarsh 4 месяца назад +24

      Oh I saw it

    • @nrylanb
      @nrylanb 4 месяца назад +36

      I saw it too and I don’t think it is that bad. It is definitely different.

  • @Bertaut
    @Bertaut 4 месяца назад +4546

    "So, you have a movie for me?"
    "Yes sir I...well actually...eh...I'm not entirely sure."

    • @privacyvalued4134
      @privacyvalued4134 4 месяца назад +54

      Greenlit! Next!

    • @AussieDragoon
      @AussieDragoon 4 месяца назад +109

      "There will certainly be moving images projected on a screen sir, I'm almost sure of it!"
      "That technically fits the qualifications of being a movie, alright I'm in!"

    • @martianastronaut4917
      @martianastronaut4917 4 месяца назад +28

      ​@@AussieDragoon That legally makes it a movie, I suppose

    • @jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
      @jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii 4 месяца назад +10

      “That’s what we’re going with!”

    • @4plus20isHappy
      @4plus20isHappy 4 месяца назад +9

      “Of all the movies released in 2024, this…will be one of them.”

  • @Indro57
    @Indro57 4 месяца назад +3494

    "Are you okay ?"
    "Megalopolis"

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 4 месяца назад +107

      That was PEAK!!

    • @Alexrider02
      @Alexrider02 4 месяца назад +114

      I cannot express how hard I laughed at that line's delivery, especially after his long, silent expression. Luis is right, absolutely peak.

    • @MustertheBrohirrim
      @MustertheBrohirrim 4 месяца назад +31

      Best part 🤣

    • @Avlin_Starfall
      @Avlin_Starfall 4 месяца назад +21

      my favorite part. lol

    • @soundwave-815
      @soundwave-815 4 месяца назад +45

      I didn't even hear one word for the rest of the sketch I was laughing so hard after this line

  • @GotNextVideo
    @GotNextVideo 4 месяца назад +866

    It's fitting that this is the only Pitch Meeting where the pitch is rejected.

    • @alexgetty9868
      @alexgetty9868 3 месяца назад +43

      Actually this movie was rejected for like... decades.

    • @GotNextVideo
      @GotNextVideo 3 месяца назад +69

      @@alexgetty9868 Hence why it's fitting.

    • @krishnansubramoni7801
      @krishnansubramoni7801 3 месяца назад +18

      There was one other pitch that got rejected I think. Glass by M Night Shyamalan.

    • @johnthorneycroft1067
      @johnthorneycroft1067 2 месяца назад +10

      Exactly, it's the one movie the screen writer had to pay for himself....

  • @Eudomac99
    @Eudomac99 4 месяца назад +2708

    I love how this is the first pitch meeting where producer guy has to actually say no to writer guy, cos it was all self funded

    • @1523.M
      @1523.M 4 месяца назад +58

      I don't think this is the first time producer guy said no. Maybe. Idk.

    • @fernandoleonelalba220
      @fernandoleonelalba220 4 месяца назад +75

      Glass

    • @Tyler-q3k
      @Tyler-q3k 4 месяца назад +23

      It seems like Ryan Dislikes this movie in particular. 😆

    • @ramsoomair
      @ramsoomair 4 месяца назад +38

      I did not catch that. Pretty slick Ryan.

    • @notme222
      @notme222 4 месяца назад +53

      No studio door in the opening because this must have been what happened everywhere.

  • @tabithaprovan957
    @tabithaprovan957 4 месяца назад +2340

    I feel very confident that this is the clearest summary we're gonna get of this movie anywhere.

    • @michami135
      @michami135 4 месяца назад +31

      This is the first I heard of it and I can kind of grasp how the creators might have thought they could call this a movie.

    • @OrthoLou
      @OrthoLou 4 месяца назад +16

      It's... pretty accurate, honestly.

    • @carlodave9
      @carlodave9 4 месяца назад

      There was no pitch, because Coppola had a dream & guts. Don’t like the plot? Try risking everything to make your wildest vision real.
      That’s what the film is about.
      It fails at 90% of what it attempts, but at least it attempts something uniquely human and original. And the other 10% is worth more than every corporate turd squeezed out this year for trained monkeys to pay literally billions of dollars to gobble up.
      Screw the plot. Here’s a more accurate spoiler: The image of an exhausted and defeated colossus of Justice, slumping off its pedestal against a skyscraper before crumpling to pieces on the street. This was a moment that will remain with me the rest of my life, particularly as we continue to lose the democratic rule of law to corruption and fascism.
      Now go buy a ticket to another pablum super hero or horror sequel and wonder hard about what makes actual sense.

    • @creativedesignation7880
      @creativedesignation7880 4 месяца назад +29

      I read the plot on wikipedia and this is less confusing tbh.

    • @notme222
      @notme222 4 месяца назад +27

      Watching now, I'm going to try to react here:
      The movie opens with narration of Laurence Fishburne reading a placard to us. Spelling out literally that America = Rome, in case you can't follow this subtle comparison that no one has ever thought of before.
      The first scene shows Cesar almost falling off a building, then stopping time to catch himself. Which is a metaphor for something, maybe?
      All the main characters gather on scaffolding over a model of the city to give weird conversational speeches, pausing for other characters to butt in. Cesar recites the famous Hamlet monologue. Like, all of it. It's completely unclear if Shakespeare exists in this universe so maybe these are the character's own words? Oh and there's a financial reporter who also covers celebrity news and sings her own jingle.
      I'm only 10 minutes in guys. I don't know if I'm going to make it through this! 😅

  • @Urotsukidoji1
    @Urotsukidoji1 4 месяца назад +3198

    going to his phone when interest was lost was bang-on

    • @attila0323
      @attila0323 4 месяца назад +61

      This is definitely sounds like a movie I'd be on my phone more than watching the actual movie.

    • @Kamn_exe
      @Kamn_exe 4 месяца назад +23

      Literally how I watched this movie

    • @studkickass513
      @studkickass513 4 месяца назад +13

      I did it twice too just watching him try to explain this.

    • @ZachBobBob
      @ZachBobBob 4 месяца назад +42

      Honestly I never ever check my phone when I'm at the cinema and I picked it up like 3 or 4 times watching this

    • @madcyborg1822
      @madcyborg1822 4 месяца назад +13

      says a lot about your attention span.

  • @edwinmaki6817
    @edwinmaki6817 4 месяца назад +584

    ×100 respect for resisting saying "platinum" on the wow wow wow joke. I was legit on the edge of my seat waiting for it. I was actually shook when you didn't say it.

    • @micaiahclark
      @micaiahclark 4 месяца назад +36

      I was actually mad that he didn't.

    • @nothajzl
      @nothajzl 4 месяца назад +15

      So go back to the cluuuuuub

    • @valolafson6035
      @valolafson6035 3 месяца назад

      Same.

    • @thirdeyefocus6255
      @thirdeyefocus6255 3 месяца назад +25

      Subverted expectations are tight

    • @Th3UprightMan
      @Th3UprightMan 2 месяца назад +7

      On the flipside I am waiting for a wow wow wow joke where Producer Guy stays silent for maybe 3 minutes or something and then says the last "wow".

  • @eowynsisterdaughter
    @eowynsisterdaughter 4 месяца назад +1467

    "This is important!"
    "I believe that you think that."
    The honesty 😂

    • @bt0694
      @bt0694 4 месяца назад +14

      That was one best lines in a Pitch Meeting yet!

    • @4plus20isHappy
      @4plus20isHappy 4 месяца назад +7

      @@eowynsisterdaughter ‘
      American Dad’
      Jeff: Wow, I can’t believe you’re taking me to a baseball game.
      Stan: I know. I can’t believe you believe that either.

  • @dragonfiremalus
    @dragonfiremalus 4 месяца назад +2012

    "Wow Platinum" sounds like a premium version of an online shopping app.

    • @Mereologist
      @Mereologist 4 месяца назад +38

      That's what I say when I get a credit card solicitation in the mail.

    • @pysq8
      @pysq8 4 месяца назад +19

      Now that's what I call shopping

    • @DallasWildman
      @DallasWildman 4 месяца назад +40

      ZA WARUDO!!!!!!

    • @wpeniche
      @wpeniche 4 месяца назад +6

      It’s actually a RUclipsr

    • @filthiman
      @filthiman 4 месяца назад +24

      @@wpeniche no thats PlatinumWoW lol

  • @user-sz3ok7df4r
    @user-sz3ok7df4r 4 месяца назад +2532

    "Are you alright" is definitely a question we should be asking Coppola.

    • @GZilla311
      @GZilla311 4 месяца назад +258

      Considering he had this idea for decades, and NOBODY would take it, but he kept at it anyway…
      I’m not sure he is.

    • @Aqquila89
      @Aqquila89 4 месяца назад +101

      @@GZilla311 And ultimately made it using his $120 million of his own money.

    • @zwilnik
      @zwilnik 4 месяца назад +110

      @@Aqquila89 Yeah, the pitch for this was: "Hey me! Should we spend the kids' legacy on the movie Hollywood won't pay me for?"

    • @austinkahle
      @austinkahle 4 месяца назад

      ​@Aqquila89 after reading about how big a piece of shit he is, I hope he loses the most money possible

    • @suitedpanda3108
      @suitedpanda3108 4 месяца назад +45

      😳😳😳😳😳😳 Megalopolis

  • @Syraks
    @Syraks 4 месяца назад +746

    Literally cannot wait for the Joker 2 pitch meeting

    • @harrytabb328
      @harrytabb328 4 месяца назад +18

      That should be a good one.
      I find that a stunning number of people didn't notice what was going on in the background of the final scene. It's the most important thing shown in BOTH movies combined.
      I have a feeling that Ryan will spot it, though, and I can hardly wait for his take on it

    • @itsnick5082
      @itsnick5082 4 месяца назад +26

      Yeah, that movie was horrible

    • @WW-bd5yh
      @WW-bd5yh 4 месяца назад +8

      Did Coppola direct that too?

    • @Syraks
      @Syraks 4 месяца назад

      Screenwriter Guy: I think this sequel should send a strong message to the fans who loved and supported the first Joker movie.
      Producer Guy: What kinda message?
      Screenwriter Guy: ………F*** you 🤓

    • @JoshityJosh
      @JoshityJosh 4 месяца назад +11

      Using the word literally wrong is tight!

  • @jeebugorn
    @jeebugorn 4 месяца назад +2062

    imagine being one of the actors before this movie being like "what? a francis ford copala movie?? absolutely im in!", then seeing the script and being like "i've made a mistake"

    • @Mystcret
      @Mystcret 4 месяца назад +204

      I read an article in Finnish newspaper about casting for this movie. There was a Polish actor considered to be on lead and he was asked to have casting in Finland (because Coppola was visiting here). There were three Finnish actors helping him. In the article, they told they didn't understand the script. Its sctructure was strange. One of them said it straight "It was bad"

    • @zarinaromanets7290
      @zarinaromanets7290 4 месяца назад +27

      Even the first part doesn't sound appealing after finding out how weird FFC is. 😅

    • @FjodorDostojewskij
      @FjodorDostojewskij 4 месяца назад +68

      @jeebugorn To be fair, Coppola didn't have a box office hit since "Bram Stoker's Dracula" in 1992. Actors participating in this recent movies probably knew the risk.

    • @darthkek1953
      @darthkek1953 4 месяца назад +57

      Since 1980, basically 45 years, Coppola has made one great movie. A Dracula flick. People forget that. "But in 1974 he..."

    • @kensuke0
      @kensuke0 4 месяца назад +30

      The actors just wanted to act even if it was nonsense and say they worked with Coppola.

  • @dday906
    @dday906 4 месяца назад +1682

    ....this is the first time I've watched a Pitch Meeting and made me think that Ryan had a ChatGPT fever dream.

    • @faolitaruna
      @faolitaruna 4 месяца назад +103

      That movie sounds like a bad acid trip.

    • @tygrosky8587
      @tygrosky8587 4 месяца назад +40

      @@faolitaruna trust me it was.

    • @somestuff7876
      @somestuff7876 4 месяца назад +35

      Hey, now we know that Hollywood does have some common sense cause that fever dream was at least self-funded

    • @jjwhalen2587
      @jjwhalen2587 4 месяца назад +27

      If this hadn't been kicking around for 40 years, I would swear it was written by Chatgpt.

    • @RealShebang
      @RealShebang 4 месяца назад +29

      @@jjwhalen2587 I honestly think chatgpt would have done a better job.

  • @pahbert
    @pahbert 4 месяца назад +732

    "It definitely seems like you think that" is going to be my new catchphrase.

    • @Onikage55
      @Onikage55 4 месяца назад +19

      It's the perfect comeback to someone who hyperbolically says "This is really important"

    • @jasonprimrose8179
      @jasonprimrose8179 4 месяца назад

      Same

    • @Mereologist
      @Mereologist 4 месяца назад +5

      It definitely seems like you think that.

    • @TheGoldenSilhouette
      @TheGoldenSilhouette 4 месяца назад

      I could if I would, but I can't so I won't.

  • @BakedTerranaut
    @BakedTerranaut 4 месяца назад +60

    'Catalina wine mixer' is a series of words I've heard before. Video approved.

    • @gnocchidokey
      @gnocchidokey 4 месяца назад +2

      It made me think of another funny thing! A+

    • @theazkii
      @theazkii Месяц назад

      POW

  • @raydunakin
    @raydunakin 4 месяца назад +1916

    You know what would be a great double feature? Megalopolis and Cats! Except it would probably violate the Geneva Convention or something.

    • @MrRambo736
      @MrRambo736 4 месяца назад +109

      I'm pretty sure that's a war crime in Bosnia

    • @wraeth7
      @wraeth7 4 месяца назад +77

      When I picture this, all I can see is the scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark, when the nazis open the ark.

    • @amityislandchum
      @amityislandchum 4 месяца назад +44

      If I were forced to watch one of those movies and could choose, it would be Cats. Never thought I'd see the day...

    • @TheRaiane157
      @TheRaiane157 4 месяца назад +22

      That's something Canadians would do, but only back in WW1

    • @kingleech16
      @kingleech16 4 месяца назад +32

      “No one expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our main weapons are fear, surprise, Cats, and Megalopolis!”

  • @AceOfFools
    @AceOfFools 4 месяца назад +835

    Producer Guy actually stopping to ask if Writer Guy is okay was one of the funniest moments I've ever seen in this series, and that's a high bar to hit. :)

    • @AndrewIreland8576
      @AndrewIreland8576 4 месяца назад +18

      One of Ryan's best with fantastic timing laughed pretty hard.

    • @mjs752002
      @mjs752002 4 месяца назад +23

      Especially since Writer Guy and Producer Guy are *both* Coppola.

    • @lornmalvo2541
      @lornmalvo2541 4 месяца назад +5

      I laughed till tears started rolling at that moment. I probably laughed at it more than I should have.

    • @georgegarcia3182
      @georgegarcia3182 4 месяца назад

      Seconded!

    • @MyBiPolarBearMax
      @MyBiPolarBearMax 4 месяца назад +4

      Megalopolis!

  • @akwasiantwiboamah7777
    @akwasiantwiboamah7777 4 месяца назад +1374

    Watching another pitch meeting of a movie I’ll never see is TIGHT!

    • @gvetech
      @gvetech 4 месяца назад +52

      It's super easy, barely an inconvenience!

    • @danavixen6274
      @danavixen6274 4 месяца назад +20

      I love Francis Ford Coppola. But, this ain't it. Too self indulgent. 👎🏾
      Thank you Ryan for your sacrifice.🫡

    • @TheAniSi
      @TheAniSi 4 месяца назад +7

      YEAH YEAH YEAH

    • @DanFarrell98
      @DanFarrell98 4 месяца назад +2

      Oh man it’s so much better when you understand the jokes

    • @defiantmm
      @defiantmm 4 месяца назад +12

      ​@@DanFarrell98but at what cost!

  • @missrose397
    @missrose397 4 месяца назад +17

    i watched this pitch meeting episode because i have no intention of seeing this movie and now i want to see it even less. you are truly doing the lords work, sir.

  • @ohc1492
    @ohc1492 4 месяца назад +632

    That final "NO" was the most frank, sincere, unapologetic and convincing "NO" that I have ever witnessed.

    • @bobbyologun1517
      @bobbyologun1517 4 месяца назад +4

      ming the merciless in flash gordon

  • @hankhandsome
    @hankhandsome 4 месяца назад +960

    As usual, Ryan absolutely nails the feeling of the movie. When I went to see it, 6 people walked out. I was going to be the 7th but it was raining outside :)

    • @kieranelliott5607
      @kieranelliott5607 4 месяца назад +71

      I've never been closer to walking out. It was an endurance challenge in the end, but I did leave for 5 minutes to spare myself.

    • @chiarosuburekeni9325
      @chiarosuburekeni9325 4 месяца назад +37

      You guys are champions for actually going to this movie. Like I can tell I already vibe with you guys because man it takes a certain mindset in order to pay money to go sit down to watch a type of film like this. 😂

    • @dominicjannazo7144
      @dominicjannazo7144 4 месяца назад +52

      My showing had 6 people. 5 of them were laughing at the movie, me included.

    • @Wardog01Actual
      @Wardog01Actual 4 месяца назад +55

      ... and from that day forward, they never walked into another building without an umbrella...😂

    • @beautifulmidnight
      @beautifulmidnight 4 месяца назад +47

      A friend of mine said he heard two people leaving and one of them was saying “I can’t do this.” as they got up.

  • @ValueNetwork
    @ValueNetwork 4 месяца назад +560

    Fun fact: this film has been in development hell for so long that the footage of 9/11 used in a brief montage was actually brand new footage filmed for this movie… by the second unit crew in 2001. The first thing that they filmed for this movie was shot almost a quarter of a century ago!

    • @joechapman8208
      @joechapman8208 4 месяца назад +43

      That explains "cluuuurb", too

    • @jamescpalmer
      @jamescpalmer 4 месяца назад +73

      So youre saying, it's a film that was written for an audience in 2001, and released 23 years later. Ok, that probably makes sense.

    • @David-xj7vu
      @David-xj7vu 4 месяца назад +4

      Why would it be in development hell?

    • @benjamintillema3572
      @benjamintillema3572 4 месяца назад +70

      ​@David-xj7vu
      "Development hell" implies that they've been trying, and failing, to make this movie for that whole time. What actually happened is they were just beginning to shoot the movie that was an ode up New York City and when 911 happened it no longer felt right or appropriate in a time of sorrow and devastation. The whole project was shelved until Coppola decided to do it again as a final hurrah in his career.

    • @anthonyspencer8135
      @anthonyspencer8135 4 месяца назад +4

      Daaaamn!

  • @jamespildis579
    @jamespildis579 4 месяца назад +23

    As soon as I heard the character's name was "Wow Platinum" I knew there was going to be an S tier Pitch Meeting joke.

    • @NexusKin
      @NexusKin 4 месяца назад

      And also the Ceasar Catalina Wine Mixer joke was the other best one.

  • @aztecserpent5525
    @aztecserpent5525 4 месяца назад +941

    I love the subtle nod to the fact that nobody in their right mind would produce this. I think this is the only time producer guy has ever actually said he’s not doing this

    • @Pythagoras180
      @Pythagoras180 4 месяца назад +39

      Also "Glass"

    • @cooperwolfe5478
      @cooperwolfe5478 4 месяца назад +80

      Also there’s no company logo at the beginning of the pitch meeting.

    • @jupiterjones3789
      @jupiterjones3789 4 месяца назад +9

      And „Old“ :)

    • @edopronk1303
      @edopronk1303 4 месяца назад +28

      That's why it's self funded

    • @rustyshackleford6035
      @rustyshackleford6035 4 месяца назад +7

      Lions gate picked it up but wouldn't pay for the advertisement 😂

  • @themightypen1530
    @themightypen1530 4 месяца назад +275

    The slide-show from the thing I just watched really takes me back to the thing I just watched.

    • @mavortius8768
      @mavortius8768 4 месяца назад +5

      It feels like it was just yesterday

    • @4plus20isHappy
      @4plus20isHappy 4 месяца назад +3

      @@mavortius8768 I see what you did there.

  • @jduhon01
    @jduhon01 4 месяца назад +255

    Made this pitch meeting simply because there's a character named "Wow" for the wow wow wow... wow joke. Love it.

    • @lancedicker858
      @lancedicker858 4 месяца назад +15

      No, the *movie* was just made to allow a pitch meeting for it. 😂

    • @ericz9527
      @ericz9527 4 месяца назад +4

      Producer Guy was so proud of himself! 😂

  • @PanAndScanBuddy
    @PanAndScanBuddy 4 месяца назад +11

    Every time I watch, I am waiting for "super easy, barely an inconvenience" because it fills me with such joy.

  • @allyb3241
    @allyb3241 4 месяца назад +277

    You can actually feel how ticked Ryan is that he had to sit through this movie. You’re a hero Ryan. We thank you.

    • @LuisMiyar
      @LuisMiyar 4 месяца назад +28

      I hope he got all his notes in a single showing. I can't imagine watching this multiple times

  • @Gutock
    @Gutock 4 месяца назад +151

    The delivery of "What..is...going...on...?" was pitch perfect. Stay golden pony boy.

  • @yukie_tn
    @yukie_tn 4 месяца назад +415

    This is the first time I've heard any producer of pitch meetings say "no". XD

    • @saulspeaks2557
      @saulspeaks2557 4 месяца назад +41

      It's the first self-funded movie he's reviewed

    • @grandsonofvader
      @grandsonofvader 4 месяца назад +21

      This also happened for Glass (2019)

    • @saulspeaks2557
      @saulspeaks2557 4 месяца назад +5

      @grandsonofvader oh! You're right, he did!

    • @executable3
      @executable3 4 месяца назад +2

      Such a perfect delivery of that 'no' too.

    • @pufferinsummer
      @pufferinsummer 4 месяца назад +1

      Except in real life, the screenwriter and the producer is the same person… I think Ryan could have made a joke about that actually.

  • @sadowolf
    @sadowolf 3 месяца назад +10

    I watched this movie last night out of morbid curiosity and could not run to the Pitch Meeting fast enough 🤣
    To call it an incoherent mess would be a huge understatement. I wasn't sure it was possible for a movie to have too much "so bad it's good" energy to the point that it circles right back around to just being bad, but Coppola has done it and I'm almost want to applaud him for it haha.

  • @h0minid25
    @h0minid25 4 месяца назад +225

    I really dont see enough appreciation for these fantastic slide shows Ryan puts together from The Thing You Just Watched.

    • @catjazzhappycat7273
      @catjazzhappycat7273 4 месяца назад +15

      I am agreeing to the comment I just read about the thing I just watched.

    • @willdejong7763
      @willdejong7763 4 месяца назад +2

      Oh, I didn't realize.

  • @toddaglialoro6118
    @toddaglialoro6118 4 месяца назад +122

    Producer Guy's genuine concern was quite touching.

  • @fredcarmichael5544
    @fredcarmichael5544 4 месяца назад +416

    I remember watching this movie thinking: "there better be a pitch meeting about this mess"

    • @MichaelNewmanII
      @MichaelNewmanII 4 месяца назад +25

      You saw it in person? O, tell us the fabled mess that is Mega-flopolis

    • @NolanBrock-o2k
      @NolanBrock-o2k 4 месяца назад

      Holy hell you actually watched that shit

    • @smakfu1375
      @smakfu1375 4 месяца назад +16

      @@MichaelNewmanIII saw it, and it’s uhhh… it’s really something, alright. Imagine smashing Caligula, China Town, A Clockwork Orange, The Watchmen, and Tucker all into one movie. Then remove any charm, sexiness, coherent or relevant social commentary. Finally, smear the whole thing with the most pretentious, self-indulgent direction imaginable. That is Megalopolis - quite possibly the worst movie in decades; we’re talking Battlefield Earth levels of bad.

    • @BillTheScribe
      @BillTheScribe 4 месяца назад +5

      My wife saw it with a friend and told me to petition Ryan Shawshank-style until this came out.

    • @giantent763
      @giantent763 4 месяца назад

      @@smakfu1375 Battlefield Earth wasn't that bad LOL.

  • @TransitTechLA
    @TransitTechLA 4 месяца назад +19

    MegaFLOPolois! Amiright?! …..I’ll be here all week.

  • @AnnoyingMoose
    @AnnoyingMoose 4 месяца назад +543

    I made my first independent movie for $40,000 and made back only $400 (i.e. 1%) so that makes me 20% as good as Francis Ford Coppola!

    • @mustangman6170
      @mustangman6170 4 месяца назад +28

      But, was it real "cimema"?

    • @osiahoffutt
      @osiahoffutt 4 месяца назад +39

      What's the name of the movie you made nd were could one watch it ?

    • @joshuadunne
      @joshuadunne 4 месяца назад +31

      That's actually pretty good. Convincing people to pay for your art is hard!

    • @jdanielortega
      @jdanielortega 4 месяца назад +12

      20% as good as 2024 Francis Ford Coppola

    • @sylvirgiomanach1491
      @sylvirgiomanach1491 4 месяца назад +11

      What was the movie? What was it about? Is there a way to watch it?
      🤣😝 You can't just drop "I made a movie" and then not give people details!

  • @attila0323
    @attila0323 4 месяца назад +347

    Never have I ever seen Producer Guy this unconcerned about a pitch, so that says something.

    • @HMNCLunar
      @HMNCLunar 4 месяца назад +11

      Jellical, Jellical, Jellical

    • @Lyendith
      @Lyendith 4 месяца назад +18

      This is a movie that no producer wanted to touch with a 20-foot pole so… pretty accurate. X)

    • @bigbearkat2010
      @bigbearkat2010 4 месяца назад +3

      It's like an old Doctor Who from the 80s I watched. Had no idea wtf was going on and watching some bts stuff the actors had no clue either.

    • @citizenfour9622
      @citizenfour9622 4 месяца назад +4

      @@Lyendith WHY is that? Could it be because audiences give up their money for Fast and Furious 34 and Avengers 57? Why take a risk on a genuine, intelligent film? Audiences have already proven their level of intelligence. Enjoy the next prequel/ remake.

    • @kryptonianguest1903
      @kryptonianguest1903 4 месяца назад +18

      @@citizenfour9622 An intelligent film would convey meaning efficiently while still being entertaining. Just because something is confusing doesn't mean you have get all Emperor's New Clothes and pretend that it means something underneath the layer of pretentious tripe.

  • @DrewMack316
    @DrewMack316 4 месяца назад +236

    4:20 This new “bored texting” bit is AMAZING 😂

    • @ErikUden
      @ErikUden 4 месяца назад +3

      real

    • @jneilson7568
      @jneilson7568 4 месяца назад +3

      This is already how I measured decent movies, how long before the phone becomes a preferable option. Quality film and TV never need that to happen. Some films really are only worth 50-70% attention or you're better off turning it off and reading a book instead 😅.

    • @Playaaa0
      @Playaaa0 2 месяца назад

      Bro… stop the glazing

    • @ErikUden
      @ErikUden 2 месяца назад

      @Playaaa0 Never stop the glazing.

  • @robertmusgrove4537
    @robertmusgrove4537 4 месяца назад +12

    Watching a convoluted pitch meeting to an even more convoluted movie is tight

  • @timk4829
    @timk4829 4 месяца назад +123

    Knowing that this movie had been Coppola's dream project for more than 40 years is unreal.

    • @pgaboury
      @pgaboury 4 месяца назад +9

      Coppola's always been way overrated.

    • @scorpiusbalthazar4327
      @scorpiusbalthazar4327 4 месяца назад +12

      And now we can understand where Nicolas Cage gets his mania from.

    • @cha5
      @cha5 4 месяца назад +19

      @@pgabouryHe was one of our great directors back during the days of The Godfather and Apocalypse Now, But that was then and this is now.

    • @pgaboury
      @pgaboury 4 месяца назад +10

      @@cha5 he did great in the 70s but nothing else much in 45 years... But he is still regarded as one of the greatest. That's what I consider overrated.

    • @ILoveFunAndTheWorld
      @ILoveFunAndTheWorld 4 месяца назад +4

      @@cha5which he means 3 great films and nothing ever again. There are definitely many better directors

  • @yorkbezbozny9908
    @yorkbezbozny9908 4 месяца назад +113

    the little miming of the "moving sidewalk" at 4:59 was smooth af

    • @davidhoffman6980
      @davidhoffman6980 4 месяца назад +3

      Good catch.
      😂

    • @videoplusdvd
      @videoplusdvd 4 месяца назад +2

      I half-expected a “Jetsons” joke in there…

  • @danwhite77
    @danwhite77 4 месяца назад +95

    I can't believe nobody has mentioned that Jayden Smith line was pure genius.

    • @owen-trombone
      @owen-trombone 4 месяца назад

      I didn’t get that joke. What does it mean?

    • @eddiebruv
      @eddiebruv 4 месяца назад +13

      @@owen-tromboneReally? JS thinks he’s some sort of philosophical genius. 😂

    • @owen-trombone
      @owen-trombone 4 месяца назад +5

      @@eddiebruv I see. I guess I’m lucky in that I don’t know anything about him.

    • @danwhite77
      @danwhite77 3 месяца назад +5

      @@owen-trombone Writer guy says, paraphrasing, the character "talks about science and literature and politics." Producer guy says "Being the Jaden Smith of your generation is tight!" The joke is that the character in the movie is an intellectual whereas Jaden Smith thinks he's intelligent but if you google "Jaden Smith chemtrails" you'll see that he's the opposite of smart.

  • @JKM395
    @JKM395 4 месяца назад +5

    "Well, the good news is that you get to be in a Francis Ford Coppola film."
    "What's the bad news?"
    "You'll see."

  • @MadDunhill
    @MadDunhill 4 месяца назад +81

    love that Ryan always finds little things to keep Pitch Meetings from becoming old, like the distracted phone thing.

  • @jstohler
    @jstohler 4 месяца назад +278

    The satellite crashing into the city was the only character I was even remotely invested in.

    • @randomhandle
      @randomhandle 4 месяца назад +8

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @HMNCLunar
      @HMNCLunar 4 месяца назад +23

      And rooting for.

    • @Bhetol
      @Bhetol 4 месяца назад +13

      You know I've been thinking about this movie everyday since I seen it, but I 100% forgot about that scene. It really didn't matter at all. But I do remember- there's no way a small space pod big enough to fit 4 people would leave THAT big of a crater. And isn't that when he literally used footage of 9/11 to show that they will rebuild?

    • @freddysaucee
      @freddysaucee 4 месяца назад +1

      I NEED to know if there was actually someone staged in the theater talking back to the screen!

    • @jaythomas468
      @jaythomas468 4 месяца назад +3

      I hear that satellite is being CONSIDERED for a “Best Supporting Actor” nomination.

  • @tsuikagura
    @tsuikagura 4 месяца назад +158

    Normally I'd avoid the pitch meeting of a movie I want to watch still, because I don't want to spoil the story.
    I'm happy to report that I've now watched the pitch meeting, and can still watch the movie without knowing anything about it

    • @robbbbery
      @robbbbery 4 месяца назад +7

      I'm genuinely curious... Why do you want to watch this movie? What's the appeal?

    • @nicholas-jasonroache1526
      @nicholas-jasonroache1526 4 месяца назад +11

      @@robbbberyNot the original person but I’d imagine curiosity and/or desire to form their own opinion.

    • @yggdrasil75
      @yggdrasil75 4 месяца назад +7

      @@robbbbery probably needs something to go with hard drugs.

    • @thecianinator
      @thecianinator 4 месяца назад +7

      ​@@robbbberywhen you watch a movie like this, and spend the whole time thinking about the fact that somebody actually made it, that everything you're seeing is something that an artist put together and said to himself, "yeah, I'll show this to people", it's really, really funny

    • @mavortius8768
      @mavortius8768 4 месяца назад +1

      @@robbbbery Some people just can't look away from train wrecks, develop a taste for it, and get to the point where they pay someone to cause one so that they can watch it.

  • @Iunio92
    @Iunio92 4 месяца назад +4

    I saw this in a small cinema with 2 friends and maybe 10 strangers. It really brought us together, many shared laughs. The worst movie I've seen in ages but one of my all time favourite cinema experiences no doubt

  • @edwardnarro3323
    @edwardnarro3323 4 месяца назад +74

    One of the many things I love about "Pitch Meetings" is even if you haven't seen the movie, Ryan will still crack you up with his witty humor.

    • @captainzib
      @captainzib 4 месяца назад

      My favorite thing about pitch meetings is watching them after I’ve seen the movie or if I have zero desire to see the movie. When I first heard about the thing where they plant an audience member that interviews the guy, I thought this is the top contender for the visionary who’s furthest up their own ass.

    • @ClanImprobable
      @ClanImprobable 4 месяца назад +1

      Always! He’s a marvelous actor!

    • @edwardnarro3323
      @edwardnarro3323 4 месяца назад

      @@ClanImprobable absolutely.

  • @TheBigTunaMunster
    @TheBigTunaMunster 4 месяца назад +46

    I had to rewind this 7 times, I can't evenimagine what watching the movie is like.

  • @LingeezyS
    @LingeezyS 4 месяца назад +187

    We saw the director’s cut and in the interview beforehand you could see Di Niro and Spike Lee gamely acting like this movie wasn’t a bunch of nonsense. This film is super difficult and very inconvenient.

    • @howardroark3736
      @howardroark3736 4 месяца назад +7

      It’s also very interesting and has great dialogue and visuals… though the best dialogue is very front-loaded. I would rewatch. I can’t say it’s *good*, but I liked it. Coppola has lots of vision.

    • @HMNCLunar
      @HMNCLunar 4 месяца назад

      ​@@howardroark3736...

    • @DannyKnightblade45
      @DannyKnightblade45 4 месяца назад +11

      The movie is a bizarre, confusing mess. This movie proves that Francis Ford Coppola doesn't have great skills as a director anymore. He's all washed up.

    • @scotthoward1265
      @scotthoward1265 4 месяца назад +4

      Two GREAT reasons not to see it.

  • @harrytabb328
    @harrytabb328 4 месяца назад +1

    I kind of relate to Caesar a bit.
    For years I've had this recurring dream of inventing a new material that I called "Impervium" due to it's being impervious to everything, and I set out to build a city out if it that i knew would last for 10,000 years or more. It had to be perfect, because making changes to it later would have been impossible. I was under a lot of pressure.

    • @mleadenham1
      @mleadenham1 4 месяца назад +1

      Are you Francis Ford Coppola from a parallel universe?

    • @harrytabb328
      @harrytabb328 4 месяца назад +1

      @@mleadenham1 Ha! Maybe

  • @spencerbacon
    @spencerbacon 4 месяца назад +124

    I was really hoping Ryan would do a pitch for this, I was not disappointed. For those who haven’t seen it, this doesn’t cover how unhinged it got.

    • @someguyonyoutube-b9w
      @someguyonyoutube-b9w Месяц назад

      I thought he was exaggerating that boner scene for comedic effect until I saw the movie and no, it’s pretty much exactly how he described it.

  • @forbiddencroisant
    @forbiddencroisant 4 месяца назад +94

    "So, do you want to fund this?"
    "No sir I don't"

    • @GZilla311
      @GZilla311 4 месяца назад +12

      And then nobody did. So Coppola decided to do it himself.
      And apparently has lost AT LEAST 100 million dollars in the process. Maybe some things are rejected for a reason.

    • @bigbearkat2010
      @bigbearkat2010 4 месяца назад +1

      @@GZilla311 this is why I hate when people use the whole "nobody has ever done this before" schtick.

  • @duck-ew5zs
    @duck-ew5zs 4 месяца назад +82

    This movie is so confusing that i still have no idea what happened even after watching the Pitch Meeting

    • @Marvelfan-nu7ve
      @Marvelfan-nu7ve 4 месяца назад +15

      I’ve seen the movie and I still don’t know what happened

  • @magnusengeseth5060
    @magnusengeseth5060 22 дня назад +3

    Coppola added an extra bonus for people interested in Roman history - the movie becomes even more confusing if you're familiar with the historical events and characters that the movie is based on and also inspired by in addition to being an allegory for but also a retelling of when it's not a metaphor for it. Because most characters are named after prominent Romans that they resemble in some ways but differ from in many more, especially when it comes to how people interact with each other where the historical names just confuses who people are to each other.

  • @strikelight1041
    @strikelight1041 4 месяца назад +140

    "so hes going around like wooahhh... and there'll be colours, and thatll go on for some time" ive never seen this movie but i feel like this line is even funnier without knowing what scene hes talking about 😂😂

    • @DoloresLehmann
      @DoloresLehmann 4 месяца назад +6

      Sounds like Dumbo to me.

    • @ZachBobBob
      @ZachBobBob 4 месяца назад +14

      Having seen the movie it's super accurate

    • @zoebaggins90
      @zoebaggins90 4 месяца назад +6

      What immediately came to mind was the scene in 2001: A Space Odyssey with the colors. If you know, you know.

    • @sybilvain7396
      @sybilvain7396 4 месяца назад

      @@DoloresLehmannI thought of the 80s horror Brain Damage

  • @ManateeMentality
    @ManateeMentality 4 месяца назад +92

    0:39 1:44 always makes me laugh when Writer Guy stumbles over his words because he just can’t find the energy to care

  • @peppermint_wow
    @peppermint_wow 4 месяца назад +238

    Who knew there was a movie that could out-Tenet Tenet.
    I love how Producer Guy immediately dismisses the silliness of the pitch to scroll on his phone. :)

    • @brightchavalala
      @brightchavalala 4 месяца назад +42

      at least Tenet was interesting

    • @ChristophBrinkmann
      @ChristophBrinkmann 4 месяца назад +18

      ​@@brightchavalala If you say so

    • @IVMZR
      @IVMZR 4 месяца назад +39

      What are you talking... Tenet is pretty straight forward backward story

    • @evananderson1455
      @evananderson1455 4 месяца назад +15

      This sounds like it makes Tenet seem entirely rational..

    • @DanFarrell98
      @DanFarrell98 4 месяца назад +13

      Believe me it’s nothing like Tenet. Where did you get that from?

  • @Memology101
    @Memology101 4 месяца назад +13

    this review about to make more money than Megalopolis...

  • @andrewlass9866
    @andrewlass9866 4 месяца назад +28

    My favorite part about watching pitch meetings is watching the slideshow after the pitch meeting of the pitching meeting I just watched. Brings a tear to my eye. I love you Ryan. :)

    • @justforever96
      @justforever96 4 месяца назад +1

      I made a slide show of all the best Pitch Meeting slideshows, to remind viewers of all the great slideshows of pitch meetings they got to watch.

  • @Jer_O_meee
    @Jer_O_meee 4 месяца назад +66

    Impressed by how quickly this was released.

    • @tje210tje
      @tje210tje 4 месяца назад +11

      That's what she said

    • @GrayMimikyu
      @GrayMimikyu 4 месяца назад +1

      Same, I haven't even watch the movie yet. Side note though, just by the first trailer we knew it was gonna suck, I feel sorry for the director.

    • @jkj420
      @jkj420 4 месяца назад +11

      @@GrayMimikyuwhy would you feel sorry for the director? This is exactly what he wanted to make.

    • @GrayMimikyu
      @GrayMimikyu 4 месяца назад +4

      @@jkj420 I mean I wish he’s okay with how it turned out. Selling half of your business expecting this one to become a success for it to bomb.

    • @sheerbeauty
      @sheerbeauty 4 месяца назад +3

      @@GrayMimikyu Hubris getting its reward - oh wait. That was the Greeks, not the Romans.

  • @Professionalgrandpajoehater
    @Professionalgrandpajoehater 4 месяца назад +163

    Getting a notification for a pitch meeting while watching a pitch meeting is TIGHT!!

    • @023Listener
      @023Listener 4 месяца назад +2

      That notification you click immediately

    • @jeromevaleska2014
      @jeromevaleska2014 4 месяца назад +3

      Finding a new pitch meeting while watching the Penguin is TIGHTER!

    • @Stingerhuayra
      @Stingerhuayra 4 месяца назад +2

      Yah, yah, yah!

    • @christopherolberding396
      @christopherolberding396 4 месяца назад +4

      Not getting a notification yet but thinking, hey, it's Thursday I'm going to check it if there's a new one and there is is tight isn't it

    • @goldenageofdinosaurs7192
      @goldenageofdinosaurs7192 4 месяца назад +3

      That’s DP tight!
      That’s Double Pitch (not what your SICK mind thought it was!)

  • @philipsharpe6905
    @philipsharpe6905 2 месяца назад

    I went to pitch a TV doco I plan to make the other day. Not far in the producer used one of your catch phrases, to which I responded with the requisite answer. It thus became apparent that we were both fans and we spent the rest of the meeting trying to fit them all in. Glad to say I didn’t have to use; ‘Hey shut up!’ It was, to say the least, a productive and hilarious time. It also looks like my doco will get a green light!

  • @sarapainter2265
    @sarapainter2265 4 месяца назад +24

    Kudos to Ryan for being able to explain all the characters relationships and summarize the plot for as confusing as this movie sounds

  • @kinglibra912
    @kinglibra912 4 месяца назад +61

    "Caesar sounds like a Catalina Wine Mixer" 😂😎

    • @harrisdaver
      @harrisdaver 4 месяца назад

      Fucking Catalina Wine Mixer!

    • @SherbetAlex
      @SherbetAlex 4 месяца назад

      Fucking Catalina Wine Mixer

  • @JIsaacMardis
    @JIsaacMardis 4 месяца назад +46

    I usually upvote every pitch meeting video the second i finish watching it, but this time i closed RUclips and curled up on the couch to cry for a bit first.

  • @itzyaboybugz
    @itzyaboybugz 4 месяца назад +1

    I couldn’t wrap my head around this

  • @cr0-okedglasses814
    @cr0-okedglasses814 4 месяца назад +30

    Even the man whose job is to summarize movies couldn’t summarize this movie.

    • @thecianinator
      @thecianinator 4 месяца назад +1

      no no, he summarized it completely accurately

  • @P5kr
    @P5kr 4 месяца назад +231

    Francis wanted to make this film for 40 years, but got set back multiple times. Now that it's out, I'm sure that fate had something to do with those delays.

    • @sheerbeauty
      @sheerbeauty 4 месяца назад +24

      There was a reason!

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 4 месяца назад +6

      Wow wow wow

    • @P5kr
      @P5kr 4 месяца назад +13

      @@sheerbeauty I guess fate got sick of delaying the movie.

    • @herman1francis
      @herman1francis 4 месяца назад +4

      ​@@Tonyhouse1168 Wow

    • @BFedie518
      @BFedie518 4 месяца назад +43

      They ran out of time travelers who could be sent back to stop the movie from being made.

  • @jaytaggert2335
    @jaytaggert2335 4 месяца назад +22

    I didn't even knew this movie existed at all till it got enough attention to have a pitch meeting about it.

    • @TheUltrahypnotoad
      @TheUltrahypnotoad 4 месяца назад +1

      I envy you. Every piece of media I touch has bombarded me with adverts for Megalopolis for months.

  • @grfrjiglstan
    @grfrjiglstan Месяц назад +2

    Ceasar: I don't want to talk to women who only care about parties.
    Also Caesar: _has an extended drug trip montage at a party_

  • @rubberroast1598
    @rubberroast1598 4 месяца назад +36

    Reminds me of my ex-employer who hired a new CEO & President with absolute control. He was a terrible manager, and had terrible ideas that would run the company into the ground. But anyone that would question anything got fired or demoted. So everyone was bullied into become Yes people and no constructive dialogue or criticism happened. Ran the company into the ground both financially and morale, and best people left along the way. The company board caught on too late and it never recovered. Think this movie project reflects same thing with coppola at the helm. Too bad for the actors who signed on because they dont have choice to leave half way through else face major lawsuits. .

  • @williamsullivan3967
    @williamsullivan3967 4 месяца назад +13

    Seeing the slideshow after is always like a moment of zen. Thanks, guys!

  • @jdswong
    @jdswong 4 месяца назад +12

    Nobody has ever had such a relationship as screenwriter guy and producer guy. I mean I talk to myself sometimes. But lemme tell ya, this is next level.

  • @sixstrings4568
    @sixstrings4568 4 месяца назад +1

    Ryan, you are a fookin genius. These pitch meetings are awesome.

  • @adampryor4662
    @adampryor4662 4 месяца назад +415

    Watching the Pitch Meeting so you don't waste time and money on the movie is tight

    • @KenLieck
      @KenLieck 4 месяца назад +10

      Which is apparently more than can be said for the movie's budget...

    • @JamesF-v4x
      @JamesF-v4x 4 месяца назад +8

      @@AdmiralFerret Pointing out flaws in a movie is criticism, just like anyone else can do. He simply has a trope and style that connects with viewers.

    • @red-rubber-ball
      @red-rubber-ball 4 месяца назад +4

      @@JamesF-v4xexactly, and saying you don’t want to watch the movie because ryan made fun of it is dumb because he makes all movies look bad (which isn’t a bad thing)

    • @wilcee238
      @wilcee238 4 месяца назад +2

      @AdmiralFerret Except this channel does point out when a movie is good
      Watch the Deadpool and Wolverine review.

    • @red-rubber-ball
      @red-rubber-ball 4 месяца назад +2

      @@wilcee238i’ve watched him long enough to know he makes all movies look somewhat bad, even good ones, and watching the pitch meeting def isnt enough to decide whether or not to watch a movie. Plus if deadpool and wolverine is your golden standard for a movie, you need to watch more movies

  • @Gchildwarrior
    @Gchildwarrior 4 месяца назад +53

    2:32 Catalina Wine Mixer reference is tight!

    • @judoclawplays962
      @judoclawplays962 4 месяца назад +8

      I shouted YES when i heard the setup
      "It's a f---ing Catalina Wine Mixer"

    • @SherbetAlex
      @SherbetAlex 4 месяца назад +4

      @@judoclawplays962It’s the f**king Catalina Wine Mixer.

    • @dikydankedude
      @dikydankedude 4 месяца назад

      ​@@SherbetAlexIt's the motherf***in Catalina wine mixer

    • @farhaaz237
      @farhaaz237 4 месяца назад +3

      POW!!

    • @ProgrammedForDamage
      @ProgrammedForDamage 4 месяца назад +6

      It's time for the debut of Prestige Worldwide 🌐

  • @LucianDevine
    @LucianDevine 4 месяца назад +26

    It's always nice when Producer Guy makes sure that Screenwriter Guy is okay!

  • @andrewwowk9385
    @andrewwowk9385 4 месяца назад

    This is the first time a Pitch Meeting has made me WANT to see a film. I saw it today. Not even this video could do it justice.

  • @celestiangaming87
    @celestiangaming87 4 месяца назад +41

    4:41 surprise Pikachu face 😮 had me dead

  • @SSJfraz
    @SSJfraz 4 месяца назад +28

    "What is going on?"
    "Don't worry about it"
    My philosophy on pretty much everything going on around me.

  • @mch2k
    @mch2k 4 месяца назад +7

    "What going oooooon?" and "I gotta ask... are you okay? (beat) Megalopolis." Chef's Kiss. I love that you explained every important detail of the 'movie' and still it makes no sense. Great Job! Best Pitch Meeting so far!

  • @szeltovivarsydroxan9944
    @szeltovivarsydroxan9944 4 месяца назад

    Hats off to the studio making a movie around Ryan's "Wow" bit. That's dedication!

  • @bilgerat225
    @bilgerat225 4 месяца назад +20

    As you went on I kept thinking there is no way this is accurate and it can’t get worse but it just kept going. Now I have this weird urge to see how accurate your retelling is but I have a bad feeling that you are spot on

    • @christopheouvrard8548
      @christopheouvrard8548 4 месяца назад +7

      It is accurate, but Ryan still left out a lot of nonsense.

    • @kerbolax
      @kerbolax 4 месяца назад +3

      The thing is it is accurate, but that actually doesn't matter. You cannot actually have this movie spoiled for you lol

    • @4plus20isHappy
      @4plus20isHappy 4 месяца назад +1

      The Pitches are WAY more hilarious if you’ve seen the movie.

  • @DruHarden
    @DruHarden 4 месяца назад +22

    I like how now the producer guy is the sane one.

    • @justforever96
      @justforever96 4 месяца назад +1

      They take turns. Neither one is always the straight man.

  • @vektracaslermd743
    @vektracaslermd743 4 месяца назад +14

    Confused Writer-Guy is my new favorite thumbnail.

  • @leavingthematrix1261
    @leavingthematrix1261 4 месяца назад +2

    I spit out my food laughing when Producer Guy asked Writer Guy is he was okay 4:42 😂🤣

  • @fearan9406
    @fearan9406 4 месяца назад +75

    "So, you have a movie for me?"
    "Yes sir..well actually this one is for me "

  • @korbell1089
    @korbell1089 4 месяца назад +48

    Francis Ford Coppola: "I'm crazy like a fox."
    Everyone: "You're half right."🤣🤣

  • @benabramowitz18
    @benabramowitz18 4 месяца назад +141

    I feel like this is somehow *less* ridiculous than how the movie was ACTUALLY pitched.
    I wonder what other “un-Pitchable” movies would make for good PM episodes. EEAAO, mother!, Southland Tales, Kinds of Kindness, etc. And some of these are quite good!

    • @buttscarlton1490
      @buttscarlton1490 4 месяца назад +20

      It wasn't pitched. Coppola wasted $120 million of his own money

    • @GZilla311
      @GZilla311 4 месяца назад +24

      @@buttscarlton1490This. He apparently tried to pitch it to people but nobody would take it. Lionsgate distributed, but that’s it.

    • @SheldonAdama17
      @SheldonAdama17 4 месяца назад

      Yes he should do mother!

    • @Arcanis_07
      @Arcanis_07 4 месяца назад +2

      The only pitch that was made was “look, I’m Francis Ford Coppola.”

    • @101Mant
      @101Mant 4 месяца назад +3

      ​@@Arcanis_07that wasn't enough, had to fund it himself.

  • @TrenchantConsulting
    @TrenchantConsulting 4 месяца назад +2

    I just realised that Ryan has to watch Joker 2! 😮 And STILL do a Pitch Meeting afterward. God bless your soul Ryan.

  • @nebrahl8487
    @nebrahl8487 4 месяца назад +15

    Ryan, you are far more entertaining than most of these movies could ever hope to be.

  • @kevinroot8680
    @kevinroot8680 4 месяца назад +15

    even the pitch meeting was like you having a concussion and just fading in and out

    • @SebastianJVW
      @SebastianJVW 4 месяца назад +1

      Yeah, he wasn't kidding about it being hard to follow. I started nodding off a few times, then snapping awake again and being like "He's *still* describing this part of the movie?". It's impressive how long a 5 minute video can seem.

    • @kevinroot8680
      @kevinroot8680 4 месяца назад

      @@SebastianJVW not sure what's happening very lost and just in general confused

  • @DionTalkFinancialFreedom
    @DionTalkFinancialFreedom 4 месяца назад +6

    Thank you so much for saving me from having to try to sit through this train wreck.
    You’re awesome.

  • @TheRealBobWillkins
    @TheRealBobWillkins 4 месяца назад

    I work in a hospital and one time in the ER a dude DID come in after being shot in the face. He was awake and talking. The bullet hole was just to the left of the nose. He got shot and robbed and then drove himself to the nearest gas station to get help. He lived with no hard after effects. He had surgery to have the shards removed.