God Gives Up On Humans So He Sends Angels To Exterminate Them

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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @yun4640
    @yun4640 3 года назад +4309

    “the woman then gets up, and starts crawling on the ceiling” LMFAOOO

    • @Joshua.670
      @Joshua.670 3 года назад +74

      We now return to when killer grannies attack

    • @sabrinagidney6066
      @sabrinagidney6066 3 года назад +8

      That's a demon action lol

    • @lame8190
      @lame8190 3 года назад +50

      ma'am this is a wendy's

    • @HartlyLion
      @HartlyLion 3 года назад +36

      When a Karen doesn't get to speak to the manager.

    • @sabrinagidney6066
      @sabrinagidney6066 3 года назад +2

      @@HartlyLion lol right? XD

  • @blankspace1416
    @blankspace1416 3 года назад +17120

    Son: Dad, why is my sister’s name Rose?
    Dad: That’s because your mother loves roses
    Son: Thanks dad
    Dad: No problem, Jeep

    • @sela562jig
      @sela562jig 3 года назад +235

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ghostslayer1981
      @ghostslayer1981 3 года назад +457

      Hey dad
      Hey jeep, I'm dad!

    • @aidang20633
      @aidang20633 3 года назад +72

      @@ghostslayer1981 What lol

    • @ghostslayer1981
      @ghostslayer1981 3 года назад +92

      @@aidang20633 random nonsense is happening

    • @gilgamesh4710
      @gilgamesh4710 3 года назад +19

      @@ghostslayer1981 konosuba reference

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 года назад +17354

    "Every day we stray further away from God"
    But this movie was the last straw

    • @TheBeyond3rs
      @TheBeyond3rs 3 года назад +396

      Hello there, tell me, why dont you have a mustache?

    • @rainbowkermit4943
      @rainbowkermit4943 3 года назад +146

      hey, it’s nice to see you again in the comments.

    • @poopshiestyreal
      @poopshiestyreal 3 года назад +79

      Hurr durr why funi RUclips man here give me likes hurr durr

    • @Ejdjcjendnnxjw
      @Ejdjcjendnnxjw 3 года назад +16

      Lol

    • @Dødserr
      @Dødserr 3 года назад +76

      I see you in every single channel that I watch how do you get every top comment maybe it’s your friends that like the video idk

  • @benyseus6325
    @benyseus6325 3 года назад +5901

    If they looked like actual Old Testament Biblical Angels they would scare the shit out of everyone.

    • @josevinicius_prof
      @josevinicius_prof 3 года назад +715

      A giant flaming wheel full of eyes chasing us... Yeah... That's the worst possible situation

    • @raz0229
      @raz0229 3 года назад +421

      Made out of light, having wingspan of more than 50000 years at God knows what speed, yeah

    • @yomommaasscrack6920
      @yomommaasscrack6920 3 года назад +20

      nuke ur modder

    • @jadeimingan184
      @jadeimingan184 3 года назад +72

      That would be overkill and a awaste, why send those when you already have a limitless supply of legions to have?

    • @Bajajaba480
      @Bajajaba480 3 года назад +39

      4 faces and shit lol

  • @irl228
    @irl228 3 года назад +5889

    I literally only remember the old grandma scene - it was so terrifying as a kid to watch an old lady be so evil.... only for me to later find out old Karens exist...

  • @digitxl__4832
    @digitxl__4832 3 года назад +8880

    Bro I swear Michael is the only one with a functioning brain in this movie.

    • @spongebobby6027
      @spongebobby6027 3 года назад +426

      I mean hes not human

    • @envy3999
      @envy3999 3 года назад +191

      @@spongebobby6027 All humans should still have functioning brains though, what does that have to do with him not being human.

    • @weaselwolf8425
      @weaselwolf8425 3 года назад +495

      @@envy3999 Well Michael is like a veteran soldier. Once you've been in the shit it doesn't faze you. Whereas the actual humans with him are civilians or "wet-behind-the-ears". Remember these Angels have seen all of humanity go at each other and kill each other since Cain and Abel plus I'm sure they battle demons regularly. People may not believe me but we do have our own guardian angels (which makes this movie even scarier to think about) so yeah...

    • @envy3999
      @envy3999 3 года назад +38

      @@weaselwolf8425 dam

    • @tinman7618
      @tinman7618 3 года назад +10

      Whats your dp i feel like i saw it once

  • @AlphaNxOmega
    @AlphaNxOmega 3 года назад +6509

    So glad I watched this film in summarized form because Sandra's idiocy would have made my blood boil.

    • @droganovic6879
      @droganovic6879 3 года назад +443

      The film _is_ great, yes.
      But you're right, dealing with Sandra will make your head implode.

    • @giovannicarrillo4967
      @giovannicarrillo4967 3 года назад +27

      What’s the movie called?

    • @kimmyhead7097
      @kimmyhead7097 3 года назад +64

      @@giovannicarrillo4967 Legion

    • @Senpai-Haru
      @Senpai-Haru 3 года назад +229

      because of Sandra, God lost his faith in humanity XD

    • @charlie7mason
      @charlie7mason 3 года назад +182

      @@Senpai-Haru Sandra was basically Karen, and every Karen takes us further from God.

  • @FalseShepherd
    @FalseShepherd 3 года назад +731

    "Gabriel gave god what he wanted but Michael gave God what he needed"... that's some deep stuff right there folks.

    • @CharterForGaming
      @CharterForGaming 3 года назад +46

      God is a man-child, who needs parental help. confirmed

    • @CharterForGaming
      @CharterForGaming 3 года назад +21

      @@CoDaCrypt How can I disrespect a character of fiction though?

    • @CharterForGaming
      @CharterForGaming 3 года назад +9

      @@CoDaCryptWait... I have to stop replying to you? That's the opposite of free speech. If you don't like what I say just ignore me. Easy enough for anyone

    • @jonathan_hanst
      @jonathan_hanst 3 года назад +103

      @@CharterForGaming What he meant is that freedom of speech does not correlate with freedom of being disrespectful mate, you can speak freely but at least respect other people believes.

    • @changaoi8170
      @changaoi8170 3 года назад +16

      @@jonathan_hanst Good words

  • @ZybakTV
    @ZybakTV 3 года назад +9025

    The guy from the Fast and Furious movie is named "Jeep"
    lol.

  • @shizuechan1081
    @shizuechan1081 3 года назад +2812

    "all babies are going to burn-"
    *add pops out*
    Watermelon: *starts vibing with sea shanties*

    • @soupboy7662
      @soupboy7662 3 года назад +60

      what do you do with a drunken sailor~

    • @dragoneater2008_
      @dragoneater2008_ 3 года назад +32

      @@soupboy7662 t h r o w h i m o f f t h e p l a n k

    • @kwewee
      @kwewee 3 года назад +20

      @@dragoneater2008_ you’re need to add more space between your words. I read it as “thro whim off thep lank”

    • @hotdogshake4764
      @hotdogshake4764 3 года назад +3

      i fucking hate that ad

    • @ArthurPendragonyearsago
      @ArthurPendragonyearsago 3 года назад +1

      @@kwewee it’s cuz ur brain didn’t mentally want to see it that way

  • @chewway6211
    @chewway6211 3 года назад +967

    “He hesitated to shoot the old lady” the old lady is literally flying towards him with her hands out

    • @Toixc-Badboy
      @Toixc-Badboy 3 года назад +52

      Not even flying dog fuckng Sliding

    • @maxpulido4268
      @maxpulido4268 3 года назад +6

      @@Toixc-Badboy sliding thru the air

    • @reapxiety
      @reapxiety 3 года назад +2

      @@maxpulido4268 also slidin through them dm's

    • @SanilJadhav711
      @SanilJadhav711 3 года назад

      @@reapxiety bruh

    • @mikicerise6250
      @mikicerise6250 3 года назад +4

      God: People are too cruel and violent and have lost compassion. I'm going to kill them all.
      Gabriel: Good plan.
      God: Send them this sweet looking old woman to eat them. It will make them hesitate.
      Michael: But didn't you say...?
      God: ARE YOU QUESTIONING ME!?

  • @emma_nutella58
    @emma_nutella58 3 года назад +1189

    In this movie God found out about Twitter and instantly gave up on humanity

    • @LOUDMOUTHTYRONE
      @LOUDMOUTHTYRONE 3 года назад +89

      That is completely understandable.

    • @15o5z5
      @15o5z5 3 года назад +25

      Very understandable i would too after reading a few texts devoid of rationability

    • @lumi6945
      @lumi6945 3 года назад +17

      and reddit dont forget reddit

    • @jojolafrite90
      @jojolafrite90 3 года назад

      Or about toxic positivity and the infinite number of ways that concept is used to exploit people and steal from them. Like corporations selling appalling, despicable shit to people and using fanboys like tampons.

    • @amitdutta6332
      @amitdutta6332 3 года назад +3

      Tik tok

  • @DaddyDeGrand
    @DaddyDeGrand 3 года назад +5810

    And then Michael became a Vibranium Android carrying an Infinity Stone.

    • @j.r09160
      @j.r09160 3 года назад +111

      Vision is definitely a sidekick

    • @deadmeme6660
      @deadmeme6660 3 года назад +21

      @@j.r09160 yes

    • @Anthony0899
      @Anthony0899 3 года назад +9

      Lol

    • @TheLooterArmy
      @TheLooterArmy 3 года назад +33

      And Gabriel was reincarnated as Blob.

    • @spectre3805
      @spectre3805 3 года назад +33

      A vibranium robot carrying an infinity stone dating the strongest Avenger who also got killed twice in the span of 45 seconds

  • @spicyboi3960
    @spicyboi3960 3 года назад +3981

    Movie: ANGEL'S KILL EVERYONE
    me wanting to know who thought JEEP was a good name:

    • @Journey_to_who_knows
      @Journey_to_who_knows 3 года назад +16

      Seems to be a Indian or something name

    • @hyphenq
      @hyphenq 3 года назад +120

      Real reason why God sent angels to Earth

    • @Manifrmdajungle
      @Manifrmdajungle 3 года назад +16

      He was from fast and furious thats why

    • @mr.baldilocks3561
      @mr.baldilocks3561 3 года назад +18

      The same person who thought diesel is a good surname

    • @alectro2505
      @alectro2505 3 года назад +2

      @@mr.baldilocks3561 Patches

  • @madgames7576
    @madgames7576 3 года назад +6172

    People were so bad in this movie that God couldn't forgive anyone and had no choice but to give up on all of humanity,
    I can't really blame him when we have people naming their kids' "Jeep"

    • @TheGreatThicc
      @TheGreatThicc 3 года назад +301

      I guess the myth of the Flood might explain?

    • @twls153
      @twls153 3 года назад +672

      Well, thousands and thousands of years, and humanity is still making the same mistakes. I don't blame God.

    • @howdy7734
      @howdy7734 3 года назад +769

      i wonder what drove god to the edge, maybe it was twitter

    • @funnelingspace9268
      @funnelingspace9268 3 года назад +243

      @@howdy7734 ww2

    • @shan4289
      @shan4289 3 года назад +119

      @@funnelingspace9268 lol but twitter is crazy asl

  • @CliffCardi
    @CliffCardi 3 года назад +1594

    Humanity: “You told us you would ever erase mankind again after Noah’s ark!”
    God: “No, I specifically promised that I would never flood the Earth again.”

    • @abcxyz-
      @abcxyz- 3 года назад +72

      I seriously don't get christian concepts.
      Why God, all the love in the world, do something as horrible as flooding all of the earth?
      Weren't adam and eves grandchildren inbred? And why create any pain and suffering for anyone, why can't everyone be happy?

    • @cormacmoloney5178
      @cormacmoloney5178 3 года назад +58

      @@abcxyz- Adam and eve weren't real, the creation stories are more figurative, showing God's power and it was made for ancient Israelites who didn't know Jack abt science. This is coming from a Christian who learned this in a Christian school

    • @hakugei-_-5800
      @hakugei-_-5800 3 года назад +44

      @@abcxyz- it's obviously because someone just stumbled on an old fictional writing and said
      "I can make a religion out of this"

    • @abcxyz-
      @abcxyz- 3 года назад +9

      @@hakugei-_-5800
      Ok jokes apart, i was serious...
      I seriously want to know about any explanation to my questions

    • @Somespideronline
      @Somespideronline 3 года назад +13

      @@abcxyz- because Life wouldn't also matter if everyone would be constantly filled with happiness, love, compassion, empathy, sympathy etc. It'll be meaningless

  • @vert574
    @vert574 3 года назад +1852

    God came back from his vacation and searched up “what’s a lolita?”

    • @pee3987
      @pee3987 3 года назад +10

      I😟

    • @titanlord9267
      @titanlord9267 3 года назад +87

      someone put hentai as his screensaver too

    • @titanlord9267
      @titanlord9267 3 года назад +54

      @@pee3987 being female doesn't really mean anything to me, that just means you're not the same gender as me, nothing wrong, but ffs if those people weren't doing that, they could be professional artists

    • @titanlord9267
      @titanlord9267 3 года назад +15

      @@pee3987 people have different beliefs, some say male, some say female, some say no gender but just say he, idk

    • @matty7204
      @matty7204 3 года назад +16

      @@pee3987 pretty sure that every picture of what people think god looks like is an old man with a big white beard

  • @K_C119
    @K_C119 3 года назад +1863

    That grandma was the ultimate Karen of all time

    • @SuperBenette
      @SuperBenette 3 года назад +34

      Yeh, she is coming to defend all the Karens from nasty people, they just act like that because they need huggies and kisses.

    • @juliosotelo4113
      @juliosotelo4113 3 года назад +16

      All the karens bow before her.

    • @CharterForGaming
      @CharterForGaming 3 года назад +22

      "I want to eat the manager!!"

    • @StevietheDream
      @StevietheDream 3 года назад +3

      She's the boss of all Karens worldwide.😄

    • @kostas5520
      @kostas5520 3 года назад +1

      That's the one, this guy spoke FACTS!!!

  • @mdmain-be7fy
    @mdmain-be7fy 3 года назад +2785

    that's one bold title. caught me off guard, not gonna lie. 😭😳

  • @Hollarite
    @Hollarite 3 года назад +662

    I guess sending angels is a better option than causing a world ending event.

    • @watermalon6718
      @watermalon6718 3 года назад +22

      Trust me no its not. What you said is just a tickle compared on whats gonna happen😂

    • @isheeddie392
      @isheeddie392 3 года назад +3

      But guess what the world ending events are going to happen

    • @Tyuhhr
      @Tyuhhr 3 года назад

      Yoo you watched that hentai? I'm assuming you did bc of your pfp
      The animation was bad but it was pretty good for a first upload

    • @watermalon6718
      @watermalon6718 3 года назад

      @@Tyuhhr what hentai are you talkin bout (link?)

    • @CharterForGaming
      @CharterForGaming 3 года назад +1

      @@watermalon6718 For educational purposes?

  • @nuankanokmeesiri9462
    @nuankanokmeesiri9462 3 года назад +2044

    They wouldn’t last this long if god just send some Evangelion sized angels.

    • @rin1092
      @rin1092 3 года назад +150

      Ahh evangelion the depressing anime that gives me *depression*

    • @adj2006
      @adj2006 3 года назад +8

      @@rin1092 LLLLL

    • @tiffanyz1362
      @tiffanyz1362 3 года назад +40

      @@rin1092 aaaaah, yes, the floor is made out of a floor

    • @weaselwolf8425
      @weaselwolf8425 3 года назад +23

      I mean it wouldn't matter how or what. God could use a talking lolipop for all we care

    • @TheRealNickBoone
      @TheRealNickBoone 3 года назад +5

      Another '' anime fan '' !! Hey friend.

  • @floridasoldat
    @floridasoldat 3 года назад +606

    The real MVP was homeboy with that Brett Favre frying pan throw

    • @canofsoda
      @canofsoda 3 года назад +41

      yo that shit was fr the most clutch shit in history i will die on that hill

    • @Corn_Beef_Boss
      @Corn_Beef_Boss 3 года назад +7

      😭😭😭😭😭 the best ever moment

    • @jojomcjoe292
      @jojomcjoe292 3 года назад +5

      @@canofsoda fr tho straight up badass

    • @pizzapastaputitinabox322
      @pizzapastaputitinabox322 3 года назад +3

      Percy needs to join the nfl like god damn

    • @amhigh2004
      @amhigh2004 3 года назад +1

      H A Y A T O

  • @perplexical
    @perplexical 3 года назад +4037

    God: * makes people *
    People :* bad *
    God: * floods earth to get rid of bad *
    People * still bad *
    God: * sends jesus down to get rid of bad *
    People * still bad *
    God: *well at least i tried*
    Edit: I’m not intending to insult anyone here so don’t take this seriously

    • @donovanmitchell8325
      @donovanmitchell8325 3 года назад +252

      well yeah pretty much but in the bible it states that there's one more thing to get rid of bad, in the world that God will do and it's guaranteed to work this time according to the bible at least

    • @StephenDelRosario777
      @StephenDelRosario777 3 года назад +162

      @@donovanmitchell8325 SCP Foundation: *Are you sure about that*

    • @itslitgamestv6827
      @itslitgamestv6827 3 года назад +245

      God sent Jesus to save people from sin, and it worked and still does work and will work for all time for those that believe that Christ died for their sin and rose again 3 days later by the power of God through the Holy Spirit.

    • @stardust-xk6yp
      @stardust-xk6yp 3 года назад +8

      @@donovanmitchell8325 when that happens ILL EAT A BURGER Y WHEN IT HAPENS ILL BE THE ONLY ONE WITH AN INFINITE BURGER THAT WILL NEVER STOP REGENERATING

    • @ProphetofXebec
      @ProphetofXebec 3 года назад +15

      It's more about free will than anything

  • @geniallyrealmajaw378
    @geniallyrealmajaw378 3 года назад +119

    And then Michael joined the Avengers and Jeep went to drift in Tokyo and Kyle became driving partners with Dom's family

    • @Elf-1975
      @Elf-1975 5 месяцев назад

      Don’t forget Audrey joined the Arrowverse

  • @heathervitale2305
    @heathervitale2305 3 года назад +543

    “What do you got there?”
    “A Knife”
    “NO”

  • @noahboah3750
    @noahboah3750 3 года назад +887

    Man god just said: The time has come, execute order 66

    • @matthewjimenez9861
      @matthewjimenez9861 3 года назад +21

      Fr 😂😂😂

    • @commissargab6181
      @commissargab6181 3 года назад +31

      it will be done my lord

    • @IgnatiaWildsmith1227
      @IgnatiaWildsmith1227 3 года назад +21

      the remaining humans will be hunted down and defeated !

    • @FireFoxBancroft
      @FireFoxBancroft 3 года назад +17

      More like Order 666

    • @official_pol2198
      @official_pol2198 3 года назад

      @i like to eat sniggers No it was actually based off of executive order 9066 issues in WW2. Somewhat the same as order 66 except they didn’t kill them, lol.

  • @swaxbox4517
    @swaxbox4517 3 года назад +625

    "a winged creature appears to be descending from the sky-" *ad about chickens*

  • @aceboogieee111
    @aceboogieee111 3 года назад +116

    the way he pauses while introducing the characters always makes me laugh for some reason 💀

  • @currentlyinphilsbasement3798
    @currentlyinphilsbasement3798 3 года назад +2606

    “The women then jumps up and then starts crawling on the ceiling”
    “Bob gets a shotgun and then starts shooting at the women”
    Wow I love this movie
    Edit: sheeeeeeeeeeeeeesh thx bro’s

  • @GNGreal
    @GNGreal 3 года назад +888

    "God Gives Up On Humans So He Sends Angels To Exterminate Them"
    Me, who is up at 3 am: *Interesting*

  • @knoxian9293
    @knoxian9293 3 года назад +370

    "You gave him what he asked. I gave him what he needed" Best line

  • @wsnt
    @wsnt 3 года назад +78

    One of the best CGI wings I’ve seen still from this day, I watched this years ago and still I can’t forget those wings

  • @andrewogolo7257
    @andrewogolo7257 3 года назад +722

    Legion seriously messed me up when I was younger

  • @vesuvius115
    @vesuvius115 3 года назад +1297

    This movie is hella underrated. I'm not the religious type, but the film is enjoyable.

    • @ttvgard1e809
      @ttvgard1e809 3 года назад +128

      Im pretty sure this movie was made for the non religious type lmao

    • @jjjjjj2323
      @jjjjjj2323 3 года назад +80

      I'm not sure the religious types would like this movie.

    • @deadrivers2267
      @deadrivers2267 3 года назад +47

      @@jjjjjj2323 Probably cause it shows God as a flawed figure

    • @noahhawkins1534
      @noahhawkins1534 3 года назад +82

      @@deadrivers2267 nah their Bible does that already

    • @deadrivers2267
      @deadrivers2267 3 года назад +20

      @@noahhawkins1534 oh yeah I forgot lmao

  • @GypsyBladeFB
    @GypsyBladeFB 3 года назад +865

    POV: Man who can't get the girl becomes her protector to be saved by an immortal then left to raise a child that isn't his at the end. 💀

    • @deangelothompson67
      @deangelothompson67 3 года назад +38

      @@botep5529 Joe a simp

    • @Dondingdingding
      @Dondingdingding 3 года назад +38

      @@botep5529 yep this film is basically a horror version of the 2nd coming but the 2nd coming is supposed to be horror so yea.

    • @mysmirandam.6618
      @mysmirandam.6618 3 года назад +3

      Like mary and joseph

    • @DeeSkiii__
      @DeeSkiii__ 3 года назад +10

      The Holy Simp

    • @kristjanrom9429
      @kristjanrom9429 3 года назад

      Why would God's will be to raise last child without a father lol

  • @LaSignor
    @LaSignor 3 года назад +62

    "When I was a kid, my father would sit by my bed every night before I went to sleep. And he's say to me, "Percy, if you don't wake up tomorrow, if it turns out that today is your last day on earth. Will you be proud of what you've done in this life? Because if you ain't, you better start getting square."

    • @katie1588
      @katie1588 2 года назад

      LMFAO Y DO CHRISTIAN PARENTS DO THAT SHIT

    • @ramor4743
      @ramor4743 2 года назад +1

      I bet that father was a stoic 😁

    • @Antis14CZ
      @Antis14CZ 2 года назад

      Did Percy listen?

    • @JustapErson
      @JustapErson 2 года назад

      A good lesson I guess, but kind of weird to say to a child.

  • @anabeladavilla5462
    @anabeladavilla5462 3 года назад +595

    Bob: *trying to shoot Gabriel*
    Gabriel: *a beyblade*
    Edit: a time stamp so I can come back and laugh at this later 10:48

  • @goodguyjohn4625
    @goodguyjohn4625 3 года назад +171

    "large caliber firearms"
    *grabs a 5.56mm M4 patter rifle*, literally a .22 with more juice

  • @StarCraftBoy100
    @StarCraftBoy100 3 года назад +301

    Satan must be sitting in hell like "Well then, thanks for doing my job for me."

    • @user-ov2kx8ql5i
      @user-ov2kx8ql5i 3 года назад +43

      Satan wants to corrupt people , not kill them.

    • @mcoyxdking4190
      @mcoyxdking4190 3 года назад +1

      I just realize that god was actually angry to humans i
      Thought those were aliens

    • @chinossynthesizer705
      @chinossynthesizer705 3 года назад +11

      @@user-ov2kx8ql5i satan used to be a angel just reverse him back to angel then god

    • @drteska97
      @drteska97 3 года назад +20

      There are TV series called Legion which are direct continuation of movie, there Lucifer made protection around village for LOLs, basically they have protection as long as fire burns

    • @thefutureisnowoldman7653
      @thefutureisnowoldman7653 3 года назад

      @@drteska97 Is the show as goofy as the movie I mean in a good way?

  • @phipsy6941
    @phipsy6941 3 года назад +33

    Ive fallen in love with these types of commentary short recaps lol i love it!!!

    • @a.x.x8184
      @a.x.x8184 3 года назад +2

      Fr & we all watching a movie in literally less than 20 mins 🤣

  • @cyberbutterfly432
    @cyberbutterfly432 3 года назад +677

    The crazy thing is everyone died for no reason like at the end God basically was like nevermind

    • @michaelmizowski9734
      @michaelmizowski9734 3 года назад +7

      Ikr seems like a plot hole 🧐

    • @ronaldmcdonaldtrump4446
      @ronaldmcdonaldtrump4446 3 года назад +83

      I mean hes god he can do whatever the fuck he wants lol

    • @greatninja2590
      @greatninja2590 3 года назад +72

      @@michaelmizowski9734 God has killed a lot of people especially in old testament its only really in the new testament that God stopped killing people

    • @NeverGoingToGiveYouUp000
      @NeverGoingToGiveYouUp000 3 года назад +9

      @@greatninja2590 It kind of seems as if the old testament God is a different being...maybe Saklas..

    • @colbylawson5331
      @colbylawson5331 3 года назад +5

      @@greatninja2590 People kill themselves by what they do. God doesn't kill anyone. If it's one thing I know, it's this: _HUMANS ARE BASTARDS_

  • @NightW844
    @NightW844 3 года назад +422

    Well this movie is a trip.
    No pressure on raising the last hope of humanity

  • @Fervick
    @Fervick 3 года назад +386

    "God Gives Up On Humans"
    I don't blame him...

    • @r.i.pashleybamboo6215
      @r.i.pashleybamboo6215 3 года назад +2

      I can beat up god

    • @TheRealNickBoone
      @TheRealNickBoone 3 года назад +9

      '' God '' Doesn 't exist.

    • @weshal5732
      @weshal5732 3 года назад +48

      @@TheRealNickBoone it's weird to think about the fact that nobody asked

    • @TheRealNickBoone
      @TheRealNickBoone 3 года назад +4

      @@weshal5732 Ha ha !! I know. Just wanted to offer a reminder.

    • @TheRealNickBoone
      @TheRealNickBoone 3 года назад +6

      @@AlternateHollow Wow !! Anyone who doesn 't believe in your made up '' god '' is automatically a '' satan worshipper '' ? I wonder how it is .... only having just one and obviously malfunctioning brain cell !!!!

  • @corporalsilver6981
    @corporalsilver6981 3 года назад +218

    SCP 096 has broken out of containment. All suriving personal are advised to remain in a secure location until a Mobile Task Force is able to re-contain the escaped SCP's!

  • @Tree56274
    @Tree56274 3 года назад +739

    Imagine the baby grown up asking what happens when I was born? In sweetie you almost got killed by angels trying to kill humanity : ) Edit omg ty for all the likes

    • @Dondingdingding
      @Dondingdingding 3 года назад +3

      But he did grow up though

    • @lucashood203
      @lucashood203 3 года назад +17

      Spoiler: He is the Chosen One and Michael became his guardian.

    • @Gomitasd
      @Gomitasd 3 года назад

      I don't think he gets free time to ask about stuff like that

    • @randomclod385
      @randomclod385 3 года назад

      The pained smile killed me.

    • @kevinoquendo7206
      @kevinoquendo7206 3 года назад

      there is a sequel show called Dominion

  • @gameronhigh8559
    @gameronhigh8559 3 года назад +849

    Never noticed that Audrey is Thea queen from arrow

    • @14.smithyy
      @14.smithyy 3 года назад +3

      I was literally just about to comment this xd

    • @flirtyxo
      @flirtyxo 3 года назад +3

      yeah when i saw her i was like she looks so familiar

    • @danl914
      @danl914 3 года назад +10

      Michael is vision from marvel as well

    • @Thebeaver-px1gc
      @Thebeaver-px1gc 3 года назад

      Oh yeah this is big brain time

    • @crow337
      @crow337 3 года назад +4

      This movie has a lot of recognizable actors in it.

  • @_courier7
    @_courier7 3 года назад +2590

    The way the world is right now this movie will probably a reality in a few months
    Edit: Don't go to the replies unless you want to lose braincells in which case go ahead

    • @szymonbollin6344
      @szymonbollin6344 3 года назад +333

      God: Creates a imperfect world
      Also God: Why is the world not perfect?

    • @zenoking6269
      @zenoking6269 3 года назад +140

      You can’t create something imperfect and expect it to be perfect

    • @Knull_0w0
      @Knull_0w0 3 года назад +7

      Astakfirullah

    • @Kallixede
      @Kallixede 3 года назад +56

      God should have created a perfect world instead of expecting it to be perfect

    • @crabman1049
      @crabman1049 3 года назад +4

      Why did you have to jinx it

  • @gyalsnextman4725
    @gyalsnextman4725 3 года назад +24

    Legion is still the greatest supernatural horror I’ve seen

    • @AvengedPanzer
      @AvengedPanzer 3 года назад

      @italkcrab Yes. The first fight scene with Gabriel and Michael was awesome, the wings were very cool.

  • @saul_goodman_review
    @saul_goodman_review 3 года назад +380

    Imagine though, if god started giving angels guns, instead of midevil weapon.

    • @k-rodkev-dog7449
      @k-rodkev-dog7449 3 года назад +22

      I would guess that the Angels move to fast for the bullets

    • @indomaretlawrence1069
      @indomaretlawrence1069 3 года назад +29

      I'm an Angel with a shotgun~

    • @vherox3826
      @vherox3826 3 года назад +9

      If only those angels werent eldritch looking beings which are too powerful for mere guns

    • @myles3856
      @myles3856 3 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @fwmaris
      @fwmaris 3 года назад +7

      @@k-rodkev-dog7449 Fighting till the wars won 🔫😡😇

  • @neuromancer8796
    @neuromancer8796 3 года назад +226

    for anyone who wanna watch the sequel its a TV series called "dominion"

    • @oldomen3788
      @oldomen3788 3 года назад +2

      Was it any good. I only watched first episode

    • @thomasclancy9793
      @thomasclancy9793 3 года назад

      @@oldomen3788 yes I liked it

    • @avonthesageoc4980
      @avonthesageoc4980 3 года назад +28

      I hope there's demons in there.
      Just imagine this huge war between angels and demons because Satan wants to stick it to God.

    • @rohitsharma8748
      @rohitsharma8748 3 года назад +7

      Why's there no jeep in the cast

    • @anubis8181
      @anubis8181 3 года назад +1

      @@rohitsharma8748 he dies

  • @ramiroloria2185
    @ramiroloria2185 3 года назад +291

    when you accidentally sht on something related to god*
    god: *you know the rules and so do I*

    • @disgust2120
      @disgust2120 3 года назад +16

      *cocks gun*
      Say goodbye

    • @Sirlyfeismid
      @Sirlyfeismid 3 года назад +7

      Smart rick roll

    • @KellyJayeIam
      @KellyJayeIam 3 года назад +1

      I see what you did there.
      Niiiice.
      And thanks for today’s ear worm.

    • @ramiroloria2185
      @ramiroloria2185 3 года назад +2

      @@KellyJayeIam understandable, have a great day :)

    • @ramiroloria2185
      @ramiroloria2185 3 года назад

      @Kryptiik 死的 bruh srsly *you dunno the rules*

  • @livskmj
    @livskmj 3 года назад +36

    “zombies”: *grab charlie*
    me: oh no-
    ad: l’oréal now is more sustainable than ever!

  • @BHuang92
    @BHuang92 3 года назад +121

    "Father names son Jeep"
    God: *Whelp, time to kill off the humans.*

  • @naewashington8766
    @naewashington8766 3 года назад +73

    I remember my grandpa forcing me to watch this when I was a kid and now he wonders why I'm obsessed with horror movies

  • @christilebellita4630
    @christilebellita4630 3 года назад +38

    i always love his line "You gave him what he asked,I gave him what he need"🤧🤧

  • @jayderanapia2079
    @jayderanapia2079 3 года назад +11

    My guardian angel is no other than the Arc Angel Michael ❤️😇

  • @Palomar23
    @Palomar23 3 года назад +167

    This brings back the days of when I watched stuff on cds alllllll the time

    • @a.x.x8184
      @a.x.x8184 3 года назад

      Thats how you know time flies by. 90s you watched VHS tapes, 00s you watched DVDs and 10s-now is all digital apps/sites ect to Watch movies ;P

  • @thewestfire9729
    @thewestfire9729 3 года назад +46

    Forgot to mention the golden moment when Jeep said, “Fuck you.” To Gabriel.

  • @marjaiiii
    @marjaiiii 3 года назад +60

    Legion feels like a fever dream

    • @arseniykuznecovs3231
      @arseniykuznecovs3231 3 года назад +13

      fr, omce i got to the swarm of locusts part i was like 'omg i remember this movie'

  • @trashchief6496
    @trashchief6496 3 года назад +17

    *Even angels can’t outsmart bullet*- TF2 heavy probably

  • @juneralte8816
    @juneralte8816 3 года назад +8

    "LEGION" has always fascinated me,even though it totally bombed at the box office and got butchered by "critics",I never let it change my mind. Thank you so much for shining light on this massively underrated movie. And I'm so effing thankful that its you,one of my favourite movies,masterfully explained by one of my favourite channels on youtube. I wouldn't have it any other way. I've said it before and I'll say it again.... THANK YOU STORY RECAPPED...Thank you.

  • @icaliver
    @icaliver 3 года назад +27

    This channel is growing on me, it’s saving a lot of time and energy from watching these actual movie or Cinema Sins for movie recaps.

  • @e11even-o1p
    @e11even-o1p 3 года назад +109

    this man is always in a christian related movie. he is also the protagonist in the movie 'Priest'.

    • @kristjanrom9429
      @kristjanrom9429 3 года назад +9

      A man of God I suppose

    • @bigdadddyd123
      @bigdadddyd123 3 года назад +3

      That’s because Paul Bettany is the best

    • @nabiladara385
      @nabiladara385 3 года назад +11

      He's Vision in MCU, isn't he?

    • @e11even-o1p
      @e11even-o1p 3 года назад +2

      i almost forgot his crazy priest role in da vinci code.

    • @e11even-o1p
      @e11even-o1p 3 года назад +1

      @@nabiladara385 and yes. he is vision

  • @rachelknightonline
    @rachelknightonline 3 года назад +15

    Gabriel: You’re God’s rebellious son
    Me: No, that guy’s down there still

    • @mikicerise6250
      @mikicerise6250 3 года назад +1

      With a God like that, who can blame him?

    • @rachelknightonline
      @rachelknightonline 3 года назад

      @@mikicerise6250 yeah. I’d say I’m religious enough (catholic mostly), but during this movie I can’t help but wonder what this universes version of Paradise Lost would be like. Maybe God is like Zeus, and Lucifer is like Kratos. Both bad in their own ways, just one is surprisingly more good than the other

  • @danielisflying
    @danielisflying 3 года назад +72

    This movie seemed cooler when I was younger. Now the plot just seems cringe

    • @B3llyk0
      @B3llyk0 3 года назад +29

      The concept is cool yeah, but the writing and execution is kinda cringy

  • @notakkkmember9565
    @notakkkmember9565 3 года назад +115

    The angels are obviously stronger in their natural form so why don't they just come down themselves instead of using hosts

    • @wisn6327
      @wisn6327 3 года назад +95

      they only had budget for 2 angels

    • @rusticmaple8771
      @rusticmaple8771 3 года назад +3

      @@wisn6327 loo

    • @rusticmaple8771
      @rusticmaple8771 3 года назад +1

      because the angles like horror movies, so they possessed da humans

    • @ixora.crimms
      @ixora.crimms 3 года назад +24

      ikr, they could've use the biblically accurate angels and make it more scary. Also the seven horseman of the apocalypse. Goddd this movie has such an idea yet many wasted potential

    • @stellarthealiendeer
      @stellarthealiendeer 3 года назад +3

      @@ixora.crimms I agree

  • @Blankspace001
    @Blankspace001 3 года назад +241

    Bro, i been searching for this movie that I watched about 8 years ago. I watched this movie. When i was 11 and the fun part was it's awesome. Thank you bro. It was nostalgic

    • @starjumper
      @starjumper 3 года назад +2

      Fr I remember bits and pieces of this movie but didn’t know what it was from until now. I watched it when I was like 10

    • @namazziellie1012
      @namazziellie1012 3 года назад +3

      There's a series which picks up where the movie ended called Dominion but with different characters.

    • @fantastic4769
      @fantastic4769 3 года назад

      Movie name?

    • @wcd76118
      @wcd76118 3 года назад +1

      @@fantastic4769 Movie name is Legion, the name of the television series is Dominion.

    • @namazziellie1012
      @namazziellie1012 3 года назад

      @@fantastic4769 Legion

  • @destinimitchell9074
    @destinimitchell9074 3 года назад +8

    I'm actually more concerned in regards to why that stake ain't fully cooked 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @zxcwinter2921
    @zxcwinter2921 3 года назад +91

    Imagine losing gods love, he even loves the people that curse on his name everyday of the week 24/7 so just imagine the whole world losing that type of love.

    • @mafiacat88
      @mafiacat88 3 года назад +2

      I mean there was that whole great flood thing.
      If you believe in that, that was one that was a bit uncalled for. Not as horror-esque as this way, but still major "genocide for funsies" vibes.

    • @zxcwinter2921
      @zxcwinter2921 3 года назад +2

      @@mafiacat88I forgot about that. So sometime down history his love has been lost? That’s crazy to think about.

    • @scavenger4704
      @scavenger4704 3 года назад +6

      @@zxcwinter2921 you wouldnt believe God loves you if you'd been born with some genetic horror condition like paper skin. Also, the flood? Wow.

    • @forgrim454
      @forgrim454 3 года назад +7

      @@scavenger4704 or just any horrible mental condition.

    • @TheRealNickBoone
      @TheRealNickBoone 3 года назад +6

      '' God '' doesn 't exist guys !! It 's just the most famous fictional character.

  • @envyctus
    @envyctus 3 года назад +73

    I remember watching this as a kid. Seeing that slender-like ice cream man haunted my nightmares for days. I was so terrified of this movie, thank you for the memories Story Recapped 👍

    • @tnnguyensoupy
      @tnnguyensoupy 3 года назад +1

      Same it was so scary even the icecream man

    • @jamilleyomtown
      @jamilleyomtown 3 года назад +1

      That shit terrified me too

    • @Antis14CZ
      @Antis14CZ 2 года назад +1

      These comments are always the best. "I watched Saw when I was four!" Parents be like "Whoops, honey, there goes some permanent mental scarring."
      Mine was The Stuff (1985), BTW. I only remembered a few scenes, I probably didn't even see the whole thing, but I was terrified of it. We came across it again a few months back and my older brother told me that it was his fault that I saw it and that our parents gave him a proper earful for it =)

    • @michaelflury4434
      @michaelflury4434 Год назад +1

      The actor who played that character also did Abe in hellboy among other characters

  • @Deitz153
    @Deitz153 3 года назад +34

    “Have you ever wanted to go to heaven, but god said..
    “You guys were a mistake”

  • @curtisbrummitt5470
    @curtisbrummitt5470 3 года назад +9

    something about a guy throwing a frying pan and hitting an old lady in the face just about killed me laughing

  • @jacobobrien5049
    @jacobobrien5049 3 года назад +254

    Me: curious what the Devil would be doing in this scenario whether he’d join god or Micheal

    • @blitvar1
      @blitvar1 3 года назад +142

      He would be eating popcorn.

    • @ruby6321
      @ruby6321 3 года назад +1

      @@blitvar1 😭😭lmfaoo

    • @akkiko
      @akkiko 3 года назад +73

      Given he's also a fallen angel for rebelling, he probably wouldn't help God in any capacity. My guess is he'd be amused at Michael's actions and might be inclined to see the child succeed just to stick it to God but definitely not out of any love for humans.

    • @pureone8350
      @pureone8350 3 года назад +4

      *God

    • @cosmicgamer1262
      @cosmicgamer1262 3 года назад +8

      I'd imagine he'd be more inclined to help Micheal. WIth no more damned souls to either feast upon or add into his ranks its just him and gods army. I feel the power balanace would be tipped out of his favor

  • @gordonfreeman8109
    @gordonfreeman8109 3 года назад +166

    God: "What's a "Guro"? Sounds like some sort of baked tre-"
    *Movie happens*

    • @zarasamuels9377
      @zarasamuels9377 3 года назад +21

      I liked life better 2mins ago, before I saw your comment and googled the word guro

    • @gordonfreeman8109
      @gordonfreeman8109 3 года назад +14

      @@zarasamuels9377 I am so sorry

    • @NTTofMistery
      @NTTofMistery 3 года назад +5

      @@zarasamuels9377 R.I.P.

    • @Order-si7nd
      @Order-si7nd 3 года назад +9

      God : what’s hentia? Sounds like a Asian fo-
      *Movie fucking happens*

    • @vetaiamaimanuku2353
      @vetaiamaimanuku2353 3 года назад

      @@Order-si7nd my mans no one is getting baited by that coz u misspelled it
      @me when u correct it so I can delete this, so u can troll some people

  • @lorddarkarus828
    @lorddarkarus828 3 года назад +83

    Bob did a pretty smart move at the end, damn

  • @mapoleo
    @mapoleo 2 года назад +2

    This video really took
    “Aw he’s/she’s an angel”
    To a whole new meaning

  • @jaxcayde_3917
    @jaxcayde_3917 3 года назад +64

    as a kid what terrified me was the full fledged real life demon enderman

  • @aubreyterry9453
    @aubreyterry9453 3 года назад +65

    I saw this and thought it looked like a cool movie until the Diner scene, when I realized this movie traumatized me as a kid. I think my dad or grandpa was watching it.

  • @twls153
    @twls153 3 года назад +48

    So while Gabriel fought just to accomplish God's orders, Michael fought for God to believe in humanity once again. That's a very interesting story, I liked it.

  • @wadewilson7657
    @wadewilson7657 2 года назад +1

    Bob gets a shotgun and shoots at the woman....the woman slaps Bob away.......what a line...absolute class LOL

  • @ahsanarib9333
    @ahsanarib9333 3 года назад +21

    Michael be feeling like he in gta

  • @jezebulls
    @jezebulls 3 года назад +58

    Sometimes I worry when the narrator tells me to “take care and watch out” like why watch out?

  • @Rudy_s_precious
    @Rudy_s_precious 3 года назад +33

    Movie god : struggling to kill humans
    Real god : (snap) *TRIAL CORONA*

  • @faaaabdaaab2719
    @faaaabdaaab2719 3 года назад +1

    He had every right to give us up.

  • @mattacer
    @mattacer 3 года назад +39

    I like how Kyle's introduction was just "Kyle"

  • @bigboi4488
    @bigboi4488 3 года назад +34

    Jehovah witnesses be like “you should be excited for this not scared”

  • @anonymousdAJ1993
    @anonymousdAJ1993 3 года назад +66

    I see everyday the subscribers counts and see that rising.... Happy for you and with your work.....

  • @Cosmo_1.00
    @Cosmo_1.00 3 года назад +10

    This movie : exists
    Devil: Well that was easy

  • @adriani.m4163
    @adriani.m4163 3 года назад +44

    God will never give up on us, he is our true Lord and Savior

    • @a.x.x8184
      @a.x.x8184 3 года назад +4

      Not just that the real God said in the end of days a huge revival of believers would occur.....and look now. Facebook, Instagram, Tik tok & RUclips all have people sharing the gospel.

    • @yoholup19
      @yoholup19 3 года назад +7

      He drowned people, he let the extermination of 6-11 million jews happen, hes the reason evil exists, he created sin
      Hes pretty bad if you consider everything he let us pull

    • @adriani.m4163
      @adriani.m4163 3 года назад +1

      @@yoholup19 Looks like i've been responded by an athiest.

    • @yoholup19
      @yoholup19 3 года назад +3

      @@adriani.m4163 is it true or not?

    • @jesusismycity3202
      @jesusismycity3202 3 года назад +4

      @@adriani.m4163 god is not real bro

  • @g-one7303
    @g-one7303 3 года назад +41

    So Sean and Roman have fought angels damn

    • @apomtaylor8054
      @apomtaylor8054 3 года назад +1

      Dom brothers in this film too. You just can't see him...

    • @Dino1600
      @Dino1600 3 года назад +1

      I can't stop thinking about f&f during this video lmao

  • @monwyatt7000
    @monwyatt7000 3 года назад +99

    An asteroid would be much faster and easier. But still, cool movie.

  • @be0wu1f_exe_stopped_working
    @be0wu1f_exe_stopped_working Год назад +2

    God is infinitely more forgiving than this

  • @kjwilly22
    @kjwilly22 3 года назад +14

    not even joking I sat on my computer for like 3 hours just binge watching these, instead of watching the movies it's just a recap it saves a lot of time

  • @robotmafia000
    @robotmafia000 3 года назад +198

    And this was before Tik tok. If this movie was made in 2021, God would just nuke the earth 😂

    • @kangokings304
      @kangokings304 3 года назад +18

      He’s probably planning to right now🤣😂 for all we know, he doesn’t hate us just deeply disappointed 😂

    • @catdragons
      @catdragons 3 года назад

      We~ had nukes when this movie was made, movies were still black and white when nukes were made.

    • @Adrian-gp7me
      @Adrian-gp7me 3 года назад +8

      @@catdragons the op meant, god would've nuked us instantly if he saw the TikTokers.

    • @udinkun7051
      @udinkun7051 3 года назад +6

      Im just imagining tiktokers and the possessed dancing to some tiktok songs while god prepares an earth size nuke to disintegrate all life on earth and god saying "i fucking quit"

    • @dutchvanderlinde4713
      @dutchvanderlinde4713 3 года назад

      No cap

  • @ThatGuy-kf5kc
    @ThatGuy-kf5kc 3 года назад +5

    They missed the line of Gabriel saying he would not have shown Michael the same mercy.
    "I know. That's why you failed him."

  • @SpazzShell
    @SpazzShell 2 года назад +6

    This was such a fun movie to see! I was in 7th grade when this came out and got to watch it on the theater with my friend and his dad. Feels so weird these days thinking how non existent movie theaters are these days!

  • @LMSProductions2003
    @LMSProductions2003 3 года назад +58

    Sends angles to exterminate humanity
    Now where have I seen this before
    *stares intensely at Neon Genesis Evangelion*

  • @mikoonizawa3253
    @mikoonizawa3253 3 года назад +18

    "god give up on humans so he sends angel to exterminate them" idk man sounds like Evangelion to me

  • @NecroDeath666
    @NecroDeath666 3 года назад +39

    The fact that I actually believe God would do something like this

    • @mryeehaw4771
      @mryeehaw4771 3 года назад +2

      hes not real, so i dont think he can.

    • @noahhawkins1534
      @noahhawkins1534 3 года назад

      Well if you're Christian than you already do due to the flood idea

    • @jojoadac9400
      @jojoadac9400 3 года назад +19

      @@mryeehaw4771 found the redditor

    • @wedead4309
      @wedead4309 3 года назад +3

      @@jojoadac9400 So, just because he's an atheist, you claim him to be a "redditor"?

    • @superhydra8873
      @superhydra8873 3 года назад +9

      Found another

  • @purplelovr1375
    @purplelovr1375 3 года назад +1

    The ice cream man scene terrifies me a lot. Bravo!