Some of my offline friends and I describe it as our social meter, and it extends to being around human beings in general and having to juke and jive and be on all the time.
Mark needs to tell more stories about him being cheap. Hiding in a hotel room then climbing out the window bc you won't pay for another night - then telling the story like it's normal behaviour - is hilarious.
Nothing worse than being on vacation, completely chilled out and people ask " are you ok, you're so quiet". Then you gotta act fake excited so you're not bumming them out. Took over 10 years for my wife to realize when im relaxing im not talking
Don't get guests, don't change the name and don't take advice from isolated "pod gurus". Just rent a podcast friendly space, without any angry door slammin' lawyers. Just one man's advice.
Love You Guys just the way you are! You guys can talk in a living room or in a studio. It’s your report we come for. Occasional close friend guests like the lives would be ok but they have to be able to go with your flow otherwise it’s just another interview pod and, no offense, there are plenty of those. You guys are interesting and funny. That’s a two-fer😂🤗 Keep being you and we’ll keep listening. 🥰
Most comedians are actually funnier on podcasts than on their own shitty hour “specials”. These two are actually great at both. Both of their hour specials were funny and they consistently knock out hilarious podcasts.
Hertz has express check-in. Don't even need to go inside most locations. Keys in car waiting for ya. Used to travel so much they had a President's Circle members club. Wife still talks about the time she got pulled over in one of my rentals & the cop kept questioning her about that membership. Impressed enough that no ticket issued.
joe did crowdwork on me and made fun my voice cuz i was high at his late friday show in san jose and i just wanna say thank you i was so honored♥️ even scared my date away cuz i aint heard of him since
Hey I worked at one of those rental car companies for a summer. My manager at one point told me "try to get as much as you can for the cars." Which I found really confusing, because working there for only a month and a half I was like - I don't know how much any of this shit is worth. But also the inventory is in a constant state of flux. It's just is what it is. Asking for more is what the employees are told to do from the managers, who I'm sure are told how to do it from the franchise owner, who is told how to do it from corporate.
That alley conversation with the Cayman Islanders is funny but a very Caribbean thing to say. I’m Puerto Rican n if u go up to a strangers in PR & just start talking without a proper greeting , don’t be surprised if they say “first of all, good morning, how are you” lol
Stop being self conscious about the pod, you two and Gillis are the rare few that have a good pod and killer stand up. Oh and Segura! Soup to Nuts is a masterclass in joke telling. Can't wait for Joe's new one. COMEDY!
Something that has always been in my brain.....If you listen to Billy Ocean's "Caribbean Queen", he pronounces it as a mash up between the pronunciations so it sounds like... "Kara-Byon". ....so the answer is..... BOTH!!!
Mark: Audio's good? Alright Whadaya got a porn goin? Alright You get shot down by a whore? Alright I didn't sleep well last night, and this killed me. 😂
Does Mark just bring out the best in literally everyone? I never cared for Joe until Tuesgays, now I love him so much! This makes me gay now too, and that's just great!
My girlfriend got the reference to Tuesday with Maury right away. She was an English major. So I think the title is smart and it tells you what the pod is. Don’t go changing too much boyos!!
Laughing at the noodle bit, because when I went to physical therapy in the pool, the therapist took me to the deep end, then tossed me a noodle and I thought, 'Are we about to fight?'🤔🥊😂 Then she told me to wrap it around my waist, let it float up under my arms, and just float...to decompress my spine. If you are 35+, it is the best feeling in the world, all your aches and pains go away!
Forget the queef guests, this pod is great just how it is
I agree 💯
@@colavermusic Thirded
Amen.
I wouldn’t mind „Thursdays with Guests“ or something like that. But I totally agree that the show is great the way it is and should stay like it is!!
This is the show and we’re not going to change it.
You two are so strong together you don’t need any guests!
I like my tuesdays like I like my coffee, with stories.
No Guest and don’t change the name. 🎉
@@snoogcity😂 f a guest
@@snoogcitywhy would they have guests?
Preach sister
wrapped in styrofoam
“Let me just order my own meal” LOL I wish Joe would tell the Thai food story.
DONT YOU EVER SAY YOU WANTED THAI FOOD!
@@wakenow1might've been the funniest part of the whole thing
I assume that Burnt acted like a narcissistic, drunk man-child. That's how he normally acts, after all.
@@brookspn exactly
I suspect we'll hear it on the regz
Nobody’s ever described the family hang meter drain so well. Really nailed it.
Some of my offline friends and I describe it as our social meter, and it extends to being around human beings in general and having to juke and jive and be on all the time.
@@sirmaffewsounds like anyone who describes real life friends as offline buddies is hopeless
@@day245exactly 😂
@@day245 seriously that is an extremely telling little turn of phrase right there
Bert got comedian of the year?
That's the funniest thing I've ever heard.
I laughed once at a Bert Kreischer joke, but then I put on my glasses and realized it was Tom Segura.
JOE: Didn't you know today is picture day
MARK: Yeah, that's why I'm wearing a new T-shirt
The falling apart studio match you guys and the neighbour slashing the door add comical effect😂
Mark needs to tell more stories about him being cheap. Hiding in a hotel room then climbing out the window bc you won't pay for another night - then telling the story like it's normal behaviour - is hilarious.
my thoughts exactly
I'd love to know what kind of little phone he's using there. Is it an iphone of some sort? Android? It's so tiny, and..cheap? I'm assuming?
Insane and hilarious 😅
love the List travelogues
Some podcasts need guests, some don't. I love this one with no guests
It’s here, we’re doin it folks!
The Queef Kings of Comedy.
Well damn, JL is lookin Dapper and fresh in that suit.
Nothing worse than being on vacation, completely chilled out and people ask " are you ok, you're so quiet". Then you gotta act fake excited so you're not bumming them out. Took over 10 years for my wife to realize when im relaxing im not talking
People who go on vacations to relax are way too straight for my gay ass.
It’s all pipes !! Love y’all
NOOO GUESTS PLEASEE. theres enough of them kind. You two are perfect
59:47 hearing the boys sing the strokes filled me up with joy
21:50 Little jab at bert from ole funcle joe
Joe looks like a news reporter
Hey Joe!
How come you're wearing a suit with no Thai ?
Right - who wears a suit but no Thai?
Seriously, why? You KNEW they ordered the Thai !!
You purposely wore it without the Thai
The background looks like the logo for that frozen ice cream cone brand
“I got a huge story to tell!”(tease it for next week)
“We’ll I don’t wanna hold you up, please tell me your story”
We’ll I don’t got much…
Lol 😂😂😂
Great EP! Great pod!!!❤
“Let me just order my own meal!” The hidden Bert reference 😂
Mark’s getting gigs in the MetaVerse 😅😂❤️
Joe looking fresh asf
My two best podcast friends😊
One person’s opinion- this show couldn’t possibly be better just the way it is.
I like the get up and go studio switches. Contending with the unwelcome environment. The cat came and went, the studio moves and thats fun.
Greg will forever remain in our anals
Lemme just order my own meal! 😂
My father’s gay
Come on, Jerry
My wallets gone! My wallets gone!
It's all pipes, my sister's asshole, and uhhh... cum on my tits
Everything is pipe
@@giuseppegnazzo3154your wallet is gay??
You guys are the best!
"Like a fentenal dog?" - Hahahaha :)
Joe's specials would be perfect for Netflix. Great job on the spesh Mark!
Don't get guests, don't change the name and don't take advice from isolated "pod gurus". Just rent a podcast friendly space, without any angry door slammin' lawyers. Just one man's advice.
Suits to Nuts
We're retarded
Mark never said he has a another pocast on we might be drunk 🥴.. Crazy not to mention it
I love these two together. Great podcast always!
Cigar tip: A good Cuban cigar is Robaina Vegas, also a pricy one but it is amazing.
Normally I am audio only. Seeing the studio falling apart cracked me up
Love You Guys just the way you are! You guys can talk in a living room or in a studio. It’s your report we come for. Occasional close friend guests like the lives would be ok but they have to be able to go with your flow otherwise it’s just another interview pod and, no offense, there are plenty of those. You guys are interesting and funny. That’s a two-fer😂🤗
Keep being you and we’ll keep listening. 🥰
“You gotta be clean”
“Nice tits! What is this an auction?”
Classic Mark
You guys crushed it on this ep
Tuesgays!
53:40 a crowd that expects crowd work stinks. Bring on the jokes!
The Hurtz,Enterprise and Budget 3 punch combo 🤜🏼🥴🤛🏼
Most comedians are actually funnier on podcasts than on their own shitty hour “specials”. These two are actually great at both. Both of their hour specials were funny and they consistently knock out hilarious podcasts.
@19:15 "...a nebbishy dweeb" "alright you can stop now"🤣
Hertz has express check-in. Don't even need to go inside most locations. Keys in car waiting for ya.
Used to travel so much they had a President's Circle members club. Wife still talks about the time she got pulled over in one of my rentals & the cop kept questioning her about that membership. Impressed enough that no ticket issued.
Just have Soder on once a month & call it gravy
Yes! Tuesday’s starring Dan Soder as “the guest”
joe did crowdwork on me and made fun my voice cuz i was high at his late friday show in san jose and i just wanna say thank you i was so honored♥️ even scared my date away cuz i aint heard of him since
Wonderful episode
Great pods like yours do not need guests and don't even need separate camera angles tbh
"It was silent and a poop"
😂
No guests, no changes, we like our Tuesdays just as they are, gay with stories. Or with gay stories. Lol you two rock.
Good morning from Korea. Tuesdays almost over here.
(Makes Joe's Asian sound)
🎐🌼🎉🍒💥🧑💻🪔🪷👩🔬🥢⛩️🧨🎇🎏
Normands stop watch 21mins in got me good bc I understand what, he, over many days, worked on to achieve here in this moment. Kudos Mark lmao
Thank God your getting a new place!
Hey I worked at one of those rental car companies for a summer. My manager at one point told me "try to get as much as you can for the cars." Which I found really confusing, because working there for only a month and a half I was like - I don't know how much any of this shit is worth. But also the inventory is in a constant state of flux. It's just is what it is. Asking for more is what the employees are told to do from the managers, who I'm sure are told how to do it from the franchise owner, who is told how to do it from corporate.
Great ep. 😁
This IS the show.
I'm a Mitch album fan
Eyy first one here, straight from India
Hoi youuuu makes me laugh every time!
Is Joe on his was to court after this
You dress for the job you want. He has two suits Jerry
@@werkharddrinkharder😅☝🏻
Just (here to roll deep on the comments) nerds united
.. a stand-up video game etc.
Huge improvement to the set and the one falling corner is genius!!
"not alot of bedside manner on a texas-instruments" ! 🤣
That alley conversation with the Cayman Islanders is funny but a very Caribbean thing to say. I’m Puerto Rican n if u go up to a strangers in PR & just start talking without a proper greeting , don’t be surprised if they say “first of all, good morning, how are you” lol
Marks so funny! 😂😂😂❤
Joe mailing the title within first five minutes is great!
Jacket Joe is the best Joe.
Yes, It might attract more kooks however...
Stop being self conscious about the pod, you two and Gillis are the rare few that have a good pod and killer stand up. Oh and Segura! Soup to Nuts is a masterclass in joke telling. Can't wait for Joe's new one. COMEDY!
Cayman my dad's eye!
"that's the whole point of a computer!"... that's lunch haha
Forget the guest , bring back Gregg the Cat 😸😸😺😺😼😼
My father’s a trans-lesbian.
I'll see surrounded lol, watched the first one, can't wait
Something that has always been in my brain.....If you listen to Billy Ocean's "Caribbean Queen", he pronounces it as a mash up between the pronunciations so it sounds like... "Kara-Byon". ....so the answer is..... BOTH!!!
Did he never tell the Saga?
I started watching Seinfeld bcuz of these queers. I couldn’t officially call myself a gay without doing so.
You did a good thing
Joe talking about not being weak or dweebish and then immediately telling a story about getting attacked by a dog is hilarious 😂
Him not understanding why people assume he's a weakling is very concerning.
Is that a 5'x7' uHaul storage?! 😉
Joe's new hour is killer
Is it out on RUclips yet? I haven’t seen it out on the interwebs…
@@richardpeterson9449no I think it's coming out (it's gay) this month
@@tyler6722 August 18
"Clean classic" is the next special name, for sure.
Mark: Audio's good?
Alright
Whadaya got a porn goin?
Alright
You get shot down by a whore?
Alright
I didn't sleep well last night, and this killed me. 😂
Never change the name.
9:06 lmao 😂
Best pod
I'm early for a change!
Hey Joe, when you are coming to Memphis?
Really think the great movie is normand and list walking around nyc like before sunrise or before sunset just talking and hijinks philosophy and fun
Does Mark just bring out the best in literally everyone? I never cared for Joe until Tuesgays, now I love him so much! This makes me gay now too, and that's just great!
The Asian sound Joe makes never gets old I fall apart every time
Time?...
fr it never fails
My girlfriend got the reference to Tuesday with Maury right away. She was an English major. So I think the title is smart and it tells you what the pod is. Don’t go changing too much boyos!!
Mark, Soup to Nuts is great.
Joe, on your next special please keep the crowd audio down
Looking good, joe!
Laughing at the noodle bit, because when I went to physical therapy in the pool, the therapist took me to the deep end, then tossed me a noodle and I thought, 'Are we about to fight?'🤔🥊😂
Then she told me to wrap it around my waist, let it float up under my arms, and just float...to decompress my spine. If you are 35+, it is the best feeling in the world, all your aches and pains go away!