Tuesdays With Stories w/ Mark Normand & Joe List

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  • Опубликовано: 20 дек 2024

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  • @dkarahtee5340
    @dkarahtee5340 Год назад +59

    Mark coming in with fire. This story needs to be animated.

    • @dillantate8856
      @dillantate8856 Год назад +5

      Loveeeee a tree haha

    • @dkarahtee5340
      @dkarahtee5340 Год назад +3

      @@dillantate8856 I actually need to listen to the whole thing again. I was riveted, Jerry!

    • @tmjmccormack
      @tmjmccormack Год назад +2

      This is a fantastic episode

  • @podespault
    @podespault Год назад +18

    Can't get enough of Mark's alcohol & drugs stories! Godbless the ZYN!

  • @papajj5
    @papajj5 Месяц назад +1

    Holy crap, been binging Tuesdays and this one is a straight banger 🤣

  • @terriblepaulsey4904
    @terriblepaulsey4904 Год назад +114

    I cant believe Mark didn't say "Molsen twins."

    • @Andy-1234
      @Andy-1234 Год назад +2

      Good one! Surprised Mark missed that. He loves bagging the Olsen twins

    • @AgendaInMind
      @AgendaInMind Год назад +4

      How long before Mark sees he’s an alcoholic?

    • @oghash4912
      @oghash4912 Год назад

      Put that one in ur ass n smoke it 💚

    • @podcastfnw5262
      @podcastfnw5262 Год назад +2

      Was my first thought 😅😅😅😅

    • @cfausnau
      @cfausnau Год назад +1

      This is a missed opportunity that keeps him up at night

  • @a.k.4o
    @a.k.4o Год назад +38

    Thank you Chucky D for including the flight footage

  • @scruggscorp
    @scruggscorp Год назад +50

    I don't want to be the coffee nerd, but I believe they're talking about cold brew coffee, which is is different from iced coffee.

  • @Cytc33
    @Cytc33 Год назад +33

    I love imagining Mark staring at the bunny out the window 😂

    • @bender8784
      @bender8784 Год назад +2

      Derosa has his ditch, Mark has his bunny

  • @gordonvshumway
    @gordonvshumway Год назад +41

    Someone needs to make a cartoon with Mark's story!

    • @El_Chompo
      @El_Chompo Год назад

      A great job for AI maybe as much as I dislike the future terminator future that is surely unfolding in front of us. It's a lot of work making animations and there are so many amazing stories on youtube that would be sooo good as animations. But man I swear everybody should watch the opening scene from Terminator 1, it's sooooo good when the rogue humans are battling the robots. I mean we already have drones and AI, we are so close to that really happening, and that movie makes it so captivating.

  • @michaelbertrand6683
    @michaelbertrand6683 Год назад +4

    This is the best comedy podcast ever. Everyone else is just doing a version of this

  • @k.c.simonsen2
    @k.c.simonsen2 Год назад +13

    They should rename this podcast: "Mark's Traveling Nightmares"

  • @colavermusic
    @colavermusic Год назад +26

    This might be one of my all time favorite episodes ❤️

    • @Vincenzo909
      @Vincenzo909 Год назад +2

      Must be new

    • @colavermusic
      @colavermusic Год назад +2

      @@Vincenzo909 Been listening for a while 👌 Maybe I have poor taste?

    • @topmarks3168
      @topmarks3168 Год назад +2

      They've been cooking recently 🔥

    • @joshualowe7376
      @joshualowe7376 Год назад

      Just a few months away from Joe talkin about scooping shit out of his child’s ass. Those should be fun eps

  • @metalface9463
    @metalface9463 Год назад +11

    Great stories lately from the bois. Mark killed it

  • @gamagallegos1408
    @gamagallegos1408 Год назад +2

    when Joe says’ “Hello folks” 😂

  • @elvislives6574
    @elvislives6574 Год назад +6

    best podcast on RUclips ..... end of story .... most entertaining bcz these guys are as real as it gets, and great chemistry, and truly funny too

  • @gwaand
    @gwaand Год назад +1

    This podcast, along w Joe List, are supremely underrated

  • @blacombe420
    @blacombe420 Год назад +14

    Mark forgets Joe is sober sometimes lol but Joe I'm a parent (2 little girls 10 & 5) and I took mushrooms 2 years ago first time in 12 years and all I could think about was if something happened to my kids and it sent me on a bad trip. The guilt you feel as a parent is wholesome. You're already a good parent and those other parents suck. My father is also gay

  • @rawpower12xu
    @rawpower12xu Год назад +4

    1:05 Sounds like Norm MacDonald getting out of Seinfeld’s car in comedians in Cars getting Coffee.

  • @theartsyintuitive
    @theartsyintuitive Год назад +1

    Do you guys just do one pod a week? I think i binge watched em all, i cant enough. Mark and Joe have good energy together. Funny queefs 😅

  • @Br_ittany1119
    @Br_ittany1119 Год назад +3

    The flight experience is so cool.

  • @fakeyawns
    @fakeyawns Год назад +2

    Huh. I make my own ice coffee by making regular coffee, letting it cool down, and then add ice. I can't tell the difference.

  • @pressrepeat2000
    @pressrepeat2000 Год назад

    That Cape Air plane story made me get muscle cramps from laughing so hard!

  • @El_Chompo
    @El_Chompo Год назад +2

    You can put ice into coffee to make it into iced coffee if you really wanted some in a pinch, but you are right it would get a little diluted from melting all the ice with hot coffee. The reason it's different is the brewing process for cold coffee is actually a cold brewing process which takes a long time, normal directions typically say overnight. You can put coffee grounds into cold water and it will brew it just takes forever, but in the end you get a different type of brew than a hot coffee brew that a lot of people prefer I guess or I know it comes out different somehow than if you just iced hot brewed coffee. It's less acidic maybe or something I forget now.

  • @thothbaboon
    @thothbaboon Год назад +4

    Just incredible. The energy is off the charts

  • @tuesgayy
    @tuesgayy Год назад +1

    Joe has the most contagious laugh I love it!!!

  • @SourceSigorb
    @SourceSigorb Год назад +2

    Eating mushrooms at a john Hyatt concert sounds like torture.

  • @garryjohalcomedy
    @garryjohalcomedy Год назад +61

    I can't live without Joe's Asian throat clearing. It's the funniest thing ever and today it made me literally LOL today. This pod is funnier than many entire movies. Especially Schindler's List. Talk about a snooze fest. That was some list tho. Joe List. My father's gay.

    • @frarfarf
      @frarfarf Год назад +1

      Did you know that Spielberg cast Liam Neeson as Schindler because as an actor he was really good at making lists?

    • @oldghostbilly
      @oldghostbilly Год назад +1

      @@frarfarf I heard he wanted Leslie Neilsen, but there was a mixup with the casting director and the rest is history.

    • @orangeyewglad
      @orangeyewglad Год назад

      Schindler's list not funny? News to me.

    • @ChrisSmith-ec6qp
      @ChrisSmith-ec6qp Год назад

      Schindlers list was an inspiring movie. Except for that Shindler guy.

  • @bennnnu380
    @bennnnu380 Год назад

    I loved the airplane story. What a story for the pod!! I bet you were thinking that same time while you were basically flying the damn thing. Picturing mark with a leather helmet, goggles, and a scarf had me howling at work 😂😂😂

  • @leahsolfest368
    @leahsolfest368 Год назад +1

    Mark. Your stories are helping me get through life right now. Somone ran a red light on the 16th and totaled my car. My dad had to have emergency surgery last sunday and i was supposed to go to florida for vacation on Monday but i had to cancel last minute cuz of my dad. so im out 300$ on the plane ticket.

  • @LRRYFSHRMN
    @LRRYFSHRMN Год назад +5

    Mark, love you. Great story.

  • @andrewtruex
    @andrewtruex Год назад +4

    If there is one constant in the world it is that Joe List will always blame the kooks

  • @AutumnExplore
    @AutumnExplore Год назад +4

    Coffee shops could make coffee-icecubes for iced coffee beverages.
    Freeze that coffee for some coffee ice cubes!

    • @eroticmasterbaker
      @eroticmasterbaker Год назад +2

      Million dollar idea!

    • @mjm5081
      @mjm5081 Год назад +1

      🏆

    • @williammaximus5769
      @williammaximus5769 Год назад +2

      My old coffee shop in nyc we had coffee ice cubes. Problem was there was no machine so we bought all the ice cube tracks from the 99cent store and had to buy 3 freezers to keep up.

    • @AutumnExplore
      @AutumnExplore Год назад

      @@williammaximus5769 That cannot be easy to manage, but must be the highest quality iced coffee!

  • @robertbarr-oi6rx
    @robertbarr-oi6rx Год назад +3

    Love the travel stories!

    • @robertbarr-oi6rx
      @robertbarr-oi6rx Год назад

      every one can relate to Mark blowing it and being ashamed

  • @willcollins1146
    @willcollins1146 Год назад +2

    Mark’s early onset dementia find a way to to pop up in every pod

  • @cbw987
    @cbw987 Год назад +5

    I thought the stain on the wall by Joe's head was on my screen.. went to whip it...I did...then remembered I did that before to a diff Ep...Twice Jerry...TWICE!! they got me..... (was at the Beacon for Fourth of July premiere). Love ya both!

    • @here7036
      @here7036 Год назад +1

      Every goddamn ep

  • @apdancinglime
    @apdancinglime 3 месяца назад

    Hahaha at 40:27 when Joe says Frank Abag-nay-lay

  • @andrewtruex
    @andrewtruex Год назад +6

    Love Tuesdays during MNF

  • @keithsmith855
    @keithsmith855 Год назад +2

    😂 Love a LIST love a NORMAN 👌🏼😃🙌🏼🙌🏼

  • @taymeck8108
    @taymeck8108 Год назад +1

    Best mark story ivr heard in a while 😂 heyyyy nanana ayy

  • @__Gw
    @__Gw Год назад

    That “assman “ plate really ties the room together 🤌🏻🤌🏻

  • @tnelly6588
    @tnelly6588 Год назад +1

    Clean the splooge off the wall behind JoJo! I think its on my computer screen every time, haha!

  • @Dave_Creates
    @Dave_Creates Год назад +6

    I'd bet the oatmeal consistency problem was from condensation (or something relating to the difference in temps). Perhaps the steam coming off the bowl got cooled quickly and fell back into it, like a sort of mini rainfall?

  • @kirk9917
    @kirk9917 Год назад +2

    My favorite thing about Mondays

  • @annabethsmith-kingsley2079
    @annabethsmith-kingsley2079 Год назад +1

    Aww picturing poor Mae think the bar is sinking. 🤣

  • @vstrvcvrtv
    @vstrvcvrtv Год назад +5

    Mark was gripping that hat, his subway hat robbery PTSD was kicking in

  • @bill_shack
    @bill_shack Год назад +2

    Mark, I was at the Springfield, MO show. I thought it was awesome! Especially after airplane fiasco and nursing a shroom hangover.

  • @tkirkpat007
    @tkirkpat007 Год назад +13

    Fix the backdrop. Plus the sign looks like a drumstick ice cream label.

    • @dxzxax8772
      @dxzxax8772 Год назад +2

      It bothers me too and lol it does look like a Drumstick label!

    • @wakenow1
      @wakenow1 Год назад

      Drumstick ice cream is in red though. The neon sign is yellow. The Tuesdays logo looks more like drumstick.

    • @theartsyintuitive
      @theartsyintuitive Год назад

      Ya 😅everytime I see those ice cream drumsticks

  • @adk7962
    @adk7962 Год назад

    We got a Joe episode last week and got a Mark one this week. I can live with that. If you’re still reading comments Mark, good on you for feeling a little bad about the Netflix thing. Just shows you’re a decent guy. Great ep gents.

  • @a.k.4o
    @a.k.4o Год назад +1

    That flight is crazy

  • @podespault
    @podespault Год назад +7

    I don't even half a tenth of the juice Mark has! It's absolutely insane to keep it up like that.

  • @trbas8
    @trbas8 Год назад

    It's crazy to drink alco and eat shrooms at the same time 😂😂😂😂

  • @benjaminguitar6480
    @benjaminguitar6480 Год назад +3

    best pod in the verse!

  • @HIGHTS
    @HIGHTS Год назад +2

    Mark idk how you survive all them travel insanities when you travel for a living lmao

  • @here7036
    @here7036 Год назад +3

    Cold brew (sometimes called iced coffee) is best made by allowing the grounds to seep into water overnight (or longer) from a pouch. I once bought a container that had a canister in the middle for this specific use. I almost gave myself a heart attack, too much strong cold brew on tap is dangerous

    • @wakenow1
      @wakenow1 Год назад +1

      Cold brew is dangerous because it's so smooth. Next thing you know you are 2 pots of coffee worth in and having a small stroke.

    • @Kas1645
      @Kas1645 Год назад

      @@wakenow1with a raging hard on and a stomach ache

  • @fakeyawns
    @fakeyawns Год назад +1

    That pilot had a lot of bracelets! :^D

  • @jd-tg1ox
    @jd-tg1ox Год назад

    Airports and flying sound like so much fun. Lol

  • @stdr04
    @stdr04 Год назад +1

    The backdrop reminds me of Drumsticks

  • @tmjmccormack
    @tmjmccormack Год назад

    Mark you should’ve told that story in Springfield!!!! Totally difft type of set. That was absolutely hilarious

  • @nathanforan5107
    @nathanforan5107 Год назад

    I love the vin story, that was awesome 😂

  • @BigDaddy-vk6rv
    @BigDaddy-vk6rv Год назад +2

    This title alone already sounds fascinating!

  • @tux1968
    @tux1968 Год назад +2

    Mom, what's for dinner?
    We're having molecules of science for dinner, dear.

  • @leo78744
    @leo78744 Год назад +1

    I yelled FUCK! Mark’s one time not being frugal and he takes a whammy!!!

  • @BostonBlues
    @BostonBlues Год назад +8

    hey Tuesgays fake banter for the comment section!

  • @kerrie2222
    @kerrie2222 Год назад +1

    Our man, Mark, is on the HoneyDew podcast...NOW!

  • @samanthab1923
    @samanthab1923 Год назад +2

    I never knew that about iced coffee.

  • @prince13896
    @prince13896 Год назад +1

    Tuesdays with Stories! is the Melvins of comic podcasts. The underdogs that secretly started the whole fuckin' thing.

    • @frarfarf
      @frarfarf Год назад

      Wtf r u talking about? Adam Carolla has been podcasting since 2009

    • @prince13896
      @prince13896 Год назад +3

      @@frarfarf I mean podcasts that are actually funny.

    • @prince13896
      @prince13896 Год назад +3

      Carolla's still hair metal. Tuesdays is grunge.

    • @frarfarf
      @frarfarf Год назад

      ok but you didn't say that did you @@prince13896

  • @stacyf.5320
    @stacyf.5320 Год назад +1

    Iced coffee is brewed double strength And chilled in the AM. Making a new batch would take a while. At least that’s what I remember from being a barista way back when. But where I live we weren’t near as busy as NYC so we really didn’t have the problem of running out very often.

    • @BazookaTooth707
      @BazookaTooth707 Год назад

      I think you're referring to cold brew. Iced coffee is just a coffee chilled with ice. I order an iced latte, which is just chilled espresso with some milk.

  • @jpierce2l33t
    @jpierce2l33t Год назад +1

    LOL I scored some P-envy's once and can definitely relate...hardest I've ever tripped before and it was *soo00oo* intense but amazing!!

    • @wakenow1
      @wakenow1 Год назад

      I went into outer space for about 5 or 6 hours and then fired up a jay and got another hour or two out of it.

  • @Jacob-zv7xw
    @Jacob-zv7xw Год назад +1

    them not knowing simple things like it’s the fat that solidifies on the soup at their age is concerning

  • @antonio_carvalho
    @antonio_carvalho Год назад +8

    Can Mark's pants get any tighter?
    My father's asking.

  • @AtilioEscobar
    @AtilioEscobar Год назад +5

    I really can't believe how good you fuckin' guys are. It's insane.

  • @annabethsmith-kingsley2079
    @annabethsmith-kingsley2079 Год назад +1

    We call them “freezies” up here in Canada, or “molten ice”.

  • @k.c.simonsen2
    @k.c.simonsen2 Год назад +3

    Mark's story about being in the cockpit of the plane is fuckin insane. How does "Cape Air" stay in business when they do that to their customers?? Wild shit, man.

    • @mjm5081
      @mjm5081 Год назад

      Yeah, who's running that place, Joe and Brian Hackett!

  • @jdm603jake
    @jdm603jake Год назад +1

    Absolute fire ep 🔥 !!

  • @eddiesanchez5044
    @eddiesanchez5044 Год назад +2

    I got a ladle for you Mark!

  • @nickwest409
    @nickwest409 Год назад

    Retarmac "worst McDonald's order 😂😂😂😂"

  • @gfamily5881
    @gfamily5881 Год назад

    I caught the Alonzo Morning ref. It was a stretch but I laughed

  • @joshuasmith3633
    @joshuasmith3633 Год назад

    Whats goin on with those stains on the wall?😂😂

  • @ChrisBowmanArt
    @ChrisBowmanArt Год назад

    Was a barista for over a year and you guys are sorta right. What mark is talking about is cold brew. The name implies how it is made... Its a special beaker contraption with a small hole at the bottom. but basically works the same as a drip except you don't pour hot water over it-- its brewed cold, well room temp. and then when its finished you keep it refrigerated. We set it up at night because it takes all night via a slow drip. Its made with the same beans as regular coffee but the process gives it a different taste and flavor profile. And it also has higher caffeine content bc none of is burned up through heat, like with regular hot drip coffee.

    • @ChrisBowmanArt
      @ChrisBowmanArt Год назад

      P.S. Iced coffee is just drip coffee with ice...like joes describing.

  • @firesidefire
    @firesidefire Год назад +1

    The other day I watched The Phantom Menace and was convinced Joe List voiced the Asian aliens at the beginning

  • @DeemMalicious
    @DeemMalicious Год назад +1

    Welcome to Monday nights with Tuesdays with Stories!

  • @itsLukeyy
    @itsLukeyy Год назад +1

    The coffee thing isn’t the same in Australia 😂

  • @Tunes_Teacher
    @Tunes_Teacher Год назад +4

    Ahhhhhh! Mark’s on KT right now,
    which do I watch first?!? 😵‍💫

    • @WKRP187
      @WKRP187 Год назад +2

      Man how does that guy do it... He's in NYC, LA, Austin with Gillis or on Rogan, his 2 podcasts, patreon and ohh ya doing shows all over the country and I just described his normal Thursday afternoon.. and manages to find time to be gay somehow 🤯

    • @colleenann772
      @colleenann772 Год назад +1

      What is KT? I’m gonna watch it next 😊

    • @jpierce2l33t
      @jpierce2l33t Год назад +2

      ​@@colleenann772Kill Tony. Newest ep has Mark, Luis J, Zac Amico, Shane Gillis, Ari Shaffir, and Ric Flair...so it should be quite the show to say the least 🤣. Gonna check it out next!

    • @WKRP187
      @WKRP187 Год назад +2

      What a tragic train wreck of an episode of KT that was!! And I loved the crazy cringe!! Top 5 best KT episodes of all time!! Normand coming in like an assassin with his one liners as always though!

    • @Tunes_Teacher
      @Tunes_Teacher Год назад +1

      Haha, no kidding @WKRPinCincy
      What a entertaining shitshow!
      Sweet Ric Flair, such a sensitive lush 😆
      Great handle btw… in the 80s I dreamed of having hair as big as Loni Anderson 🤘🏼

  • @A-Cat-in-Dogtown
    @A-Cat-in-Dogtown Год назад +3

    Good episode.

  • @ryangrier1429
    @ryangrier1429 Год назад +1

    Joe dropping a Howard Zinn ref!

  • @AntonioThunderbottom
    @AntonioThunderbottom Год назад

    The very pants I was returning...lol

  • @annabethsmith-kingsley2079
    @annabethsmith-kingsley2079 Год назад +2

    I think we already heard about Mark’s show for Netflix that he wishes he’d prepared more for. Maybe it’s gotta be Chuck’s new job to keep track of grandpa Mark’s stories: make sure w don’t hear them a bunch.

  • @X0BaneGreen
    @X0BaneGreen Год назад

    Awesome stories

  • @jwoogie85
    @jwoogie85 Год назад

    Hey list, add your channel to your channels tab on your profile. I tried to find it and it isn’t listed, no list.

  • @paradopx8618
    @paradopx8618 Год назад

    Envy’s and Mark oh my god what an adventure

  • @RT_CARLOS
    @RT_CARLOS Год назад +1

    What are the name of marks shoes?

  • @tommylob1409
    @tommylob1409 Год назад +1

    Holly shit 😂😂 the film was so funny

  • @thesnapperlapper2559
    @thesnapperlapper2559 Год назад +1

    It's all Soup and Pipes Jerry

  • @cloudbloom
    @cloudbloom Год назад +2

    Hey hey folks!

  • @danniedandelion8232
    @danniedandelion8232 Год назад +3

    2023 is the Chinese year of the rabbit 🐇 Blessings everytime you see a rabbit this year. Also interesting that the Zyn (which sounds kinda Asian) kicked in the 🍄

  • @robertedwards9861
    @robertedwards9861 Год назад +1

    me and mark are on the same blackout schedule ..

  • @SamBassComedy
    @SamBassComedy Год назад +4

    That plane story is hilarious. Mark, the first time I skydived I had something similar happen. I need to tell that story sometime. I just did a show while on texas penis envy, the whole show was themed on doing shrooms and telling jokes. I would love Mark to do it. We have one in the next few months in Portland OR.

  • @ZBirDEveryday
    @ZBirDEveryday Год назад +2

    Another week with the wallpaper guys.
    Another box of kittens gets thrown into the garbage. Usually it’s river but I don’t feel like walking that far in the rain. Trash guys come Tuesday morning. You did this. Please fix the wall paper. Every week you leave the wall paper looking conservative and gay, a box of kittens in I’ll be thrown into the river.

  • @eemoogee160
    @eemoogee160 Год назад

    There's cold press coffee or "cold brew" and ice americano, which is just espresso shots poured on ice.

  • @michaelwheeler6264
    @michaelwheeler6264 Год назад +1

    Joe, when should the parents take drugs? Across the country where if something does happen, that's worse, right? Location/distance doesn't matter because plenty of things can happen sober, or not. Just need a responsible babysitter. You have to have a good time when possible.

  • @kellykellerstein-meatchamb5361
    @kellykellerstein-meatchamb5361 Год назад +1

    33 bottles of beer on the wall