Bill, you make so much sense. I've never heard anyone put it that way before: There's a tremendous amount of risk to playing it safe and no risk and all reward when going after your dreams. That's profound
The part when Bill gets excited about combining the dancing with being a cop is fucking brilliant! It only takes that dude a few seconds to make these advice questions the funniest goddamn responses any person could ever come up with.
"There's no risk when you go after a dream, it's all reward. There's a tremendous amount of risk to playing it safe and that leads to unbelievable levels of regret." -Bill Burr
This dude is my "Yoda". He has a way of telling you what's up, being as to the point as possible, and still making you laugh. It just inherently feels like he appreciates your stopping and listening, because he's just trying to help out and he's having a good time doing it.
Ahaha! Crazy shit. I went to a club and the bouncer let me in before every one else in line because my dad worked there. Then i saw the bouncer later and thanked him.. i asked if he was Russian and he pulled up his sleeve and his huge fucking arm had a tattoo of Armenia on it. This guy's bicep was bigger than my head.. tough dude right there!!
I'll say go for it. have fun. make the money. just as long you're not doing anything wrong or illegal, who cares about what others would say, it can take you far.
Bill you need to watch Rick and Morty. They do an impression just like yours, "Hey I'm walking here" and other impressions just like yours. You'd probably be a good writer for that show.
Okay, first off did I say he was the original inventor of the joke? Also, does it matter where it's from seeing as you how mindlessly wandered into a made up argument and missed my point? The point I'm trying to make is that Bill and the Rick and Morty show have similar jokes. He would probably be a great asset to the show as a writer or even voice over character.
Lol I thought this same shit when he made the joke about teaching a class, "if you'd like to fuck the woman in your cast, while still not losing your job. Come on down to frankieees fuckin' dance studio" lmao seemed like it would be one of their commercials on tv
Sleeping on a king bed next to a woman you're not really in love with but for some reason married, you got kids, and a job you hate. Man that hurt Bill.
Teacher asked us what creature we would like to be if we could, and I answered, a bird. She asked, So you could fly? I said, no, so my shit would be white.
sure it is, but i spent 3 years of my life chasing women, trying all tactics in the book just to get laid no matter the cost, i gained some shot term fun but nothing else (i became fat and was broke); i then started to focus solely on myself and making my own life awesome (working out, making money), turns out this brings much more long term satisfaction and women come to you as a byproduct
Wow. Not to sound "faggy", but what Bill said at the end of this video was some real wisdom. Truly inspiring. It actually makes me want to chase after my dreams. Fuck... who would have thought that Bill Burr would drop some shit like that on me?
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Bill, you make so much sense. I've never heard anyone put it that way before: There's a tremendous amount of risk to playing it safe and no risk and all reward when going after your dreams. That's profound
Totally agree. Pretty darn insightful.
the last couple of minutes are so true!
The part when Bill gets excited about combining the dancing with being a cop is fucking brilliant! It only takes that dude a few seconds to make these advice questions the funniest goddamn responses any person could ever come up with.
I love Bill's "tales from the way up"...always inspiring
"There's no risk when you go after a dream, it's all reward. There's a tremendous amount of risk to playing it safe and that leads to unbelievable levels of regret." -Bill Burr
wow the end of that was really awesome
"there is a tremendous amount of risk with playing it safe" Deep
Last two minutes were gold.
lol the travolta bit
Wow, that really was amazing at the end. I will take it to heart
"..just make sure you keep their shoes on. Dancers' feet are always fucked up." lol..
"Ball room dancin'! I'm fuckin dancin' ova hereee " 😂😂😂
This dude is my "Yoda". He has a way of telling you what's up, being as to the point as possible, and still making you laugh. It just inherently feels like he appreciates your stopping and listening, because he's just trying to help out and he's having a good time doing it.
"Frankie's fuckin dance studio" lol love it
Now i can't stop imagining a cop moonwalking to my car. Bill's hilarious...
bill burr is the man
that end is a tremendous life lesson...
dance at bachelorette parties dressed as a cop! I'm dying right now bro
last minute was the best part
Ahaha! Crazy shit. I went to a club and the bouncer let me in before every one else in line because my dad worked there. Then i saw the bouncer later and thanked him.. i asked if he was Russian and he pulled up his sleeve and his huge fucking arm had a tattoo of Armenia on it. This guy's bicep was bigger than my head.. tough dude right there!!
Amazing. Love it
I'll say go for it. have fun. make the money. just as long you're not doing anything wrong or illegal, who cares about what others would say, it can take you far.
Bill you need to watch Rick and Morty. They do an impression just like yours, "Hey I'm walking here" and other impressions just like yours. You'd probably be a good writer for that show.
Okay, first off did I say he was the original inventor of the joke? Also, does it matter where it's from seeing as you how mindlessly wandered into a made up argument and missed my point? The point I'm trying to make is that Bill and the Rick and Morty show have similar jokes. He would probably be a great asset to the show as a writer or even voice over character.
Lol I thought this same shit when he made the joke about teaching a class, "if you'd like to fuck the woman in your cast, while still not losing your job. Come on down to frankieees fuckin' dance studio" lmao seemed like it would be one of their commercials on tv
"there's a tremendous amount of risk to playing it safe"
holy fuck
8:44 Now that is gold.
wonderful
Sleeping on a king bed next to a woman you're not really in love with but for some reason married, you got kids, and a job you hate.
Man that hurt Bill.
Yes
Russians will Say they'll hit you then plan something later, Armenians will just flat out hit you right then and there (went to High School with both)
Last part was fucking inspiring
2:25 - xD
Ouch! The truth, it hurts!
Great advice bill .
Teacher asked us what creature we would like to be if we could, and I answered, a bird. She asked, So you could fly? I said, no, so my shit would be white.
i came for a little advice and some thoughts on dancing.
instead, I saw the world.
thank you bill burr, like holy fuck.
I agree with the last comment, Bill has a way of making u say Fuck it (2 risk) n go for it
“I Was A Gyratin’ Cop For Bachelorette Parties” 4:35
well said and inspiring stuff at the last minut, thank you.
Pull ppl over and moon walk up to their car 😂😂😂
lol get your burr game up bro
sure it is, but i spent 3 years of my life chasing women, trying all tactics in the book just to get laid no matter the cost, i gained some shot term fun but nothing else (i became fat and was broke); i then started to focus solely on myself and making my own life awesome (working out, making money), turns out this brings much more long term satisfaction and women come to you as a byproduct
8:45 mark (Y)
Wow. Not to sound "faggy", but what Bill said at the end of this video was some real wisdom. Truly inspiring. It actually makes me want to chase after my dreams. Fuck... who would have thought that Bill Burr would drop some shit like that on me?
This guy is Mark Wahlberg from The Other Guys
My wife said she wanted to go dancing. I could her she could dance around the kitchen as she was cooking my meals. That turned out to be a bad call.
good thing i have no dreams and only want to make money
LOL On the bit about the Armenians. We are always told that we are scary fuckers.
Not Serj Tankian
What in the ballsy balls
No women dont like men who are better at them at stuff they're supposed to be good at. So there's an apex at where dancing ability = getting laid.
Successful my ass. Nobody quits a 'successful' career to go do something completely unrelated. Obviously he's not thinking clearly.
Dude get away from me with yer gay dancin!