My mom says I'm a terrible daughter...I really don't know how. She dislikes me sometimes because I resemble my father in every way...they're divorced lol
When Griffy lands a high paying job, gets his own place and his dad is like, "Now son, you understand you have an obligation to help your family..." Then Griffy comes back with, "I'm not your son. I'm going home."
Bro...I'M not even good at sleeping. I would wager that sometimes I am worse at sleeping than I am at drawing and i cant draw for shit! Actually let me rephrase that. I am worse at drawing than the Earth is at being Flat.
You guys should check out my skits. Longbeachgriffy and many other skit creators are my inspiration to start making them. It's my dream to make it on RUclips.
"in conclusions" At this point I can just see Griffy's dad strutting up and down like the pompous do when lecturing, his thumbs in his waistcoat pockets
Griffy: “I’m going home” Dad: Yes, go home on the streets Griffy: Dad, this is my home Home: *I’M NOT YOUR HOME* Griffy: But daddy Dad: *I’M NOT YO DAD*
Развлечения
I could sense “I’m not your Daaaaaad!” from the title.
*omg longbeachgriffy commented on my new video*
Ohhhhh you too
😂💀🤣
Riskyy 🧢
Lol me too
*It’s always weird when people do the bare minimum in life and expect their kids to be great*
I know right!?
I was thinking about that too.
The pfp bro....
@Don Cantelopi yo how do you know my mom?
My mom says I'm a terrible daughter...I really don't know how. She dislikes me sometimes because I resemble my father in every way...they're divorced lol
Out of all this, he said, ”Dad, you're not supposed to say your wish.” 💀
I was hoping somebody would throw out that line. Lololol
IM NOT YA DAD
That’s why it didn’t come true
Maybe he’s used to him saying this XD
I didn't even hear that!
I knew that “IM NOT YA DAD” was coming 😭😭😭😭
You can always see it from miles away 😂😂😭
I didn’t even peep all the likes lmao 2 months later 😂 y’all should go check out a niggas visuals tho and give me feedback 🙏🏾
@@spoopyscaryskelebones3846 /
It always do 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Fr
His dad whipped his soul. a belt can't even match
Griffy has been my biggest idol. I make short skits like he does. I want to become like him some day. Can you guys pleese watch my videos?😇🥰
puffer puffer I got you. I already subbed
@@chavez1898 ayyy thanks my man. Shit brio thanks alot man thank you 🙏 🙏
ah yep xD
@@merpuffedy
I watched your video bro
You're Good but i think you'll improve over time
Whenever I see "dad" in the title
My head: "I'm not your dad"
Same
Daddieeee
Feliz navi - not your dad🕺
IAM NOT YOUR DAD.
Me too
This dad makes Vader cutting off Luke's hand look like a simple family argument.
Vader be like "Like father like son"
“I’m good at sleeping” is a mood.
Definitely a big mood
Man I’m not even good at THAT I need lessons
@@HabitualThinker we’ll get you there I promise 😂🤍
@@daniellealexus yayyy
@@HabitualThinker sleeling pills and tv and a comfy bed and blankets and pillows.. and a cat!!
I'm going home
WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE!!!??
Go home, we don't care, yeah guys?
Griffin's Dad: No you not. This is my house, not yours. Go find somewhere else to sleep!
Damn it, u are everywhere
IM.
NOT.
CHO.
DAD.
“You’re not supposed to say your wish” 😂😂😂
Lmaoo i just got that part
Longbeachgriffy is one of my many inspirations to make skits, you should check it out.
*random obligatory comment for exposure hi everyone* ✌️🔥
This is the worse video ever 🏳️🌈🙏🏽 ruclips.net/video/7jZJTq3FfEg/видео.html fb
He knows his wish won't come true
Why not say it out loud?
"God ain't perfect, cuz he made yo ass"
Bruh that's the most cruel thing to say to someone 😂😂😂😂
@@cornandnetten5262 u say that like there are people who are perfect lmao
Honestly I need this on a shirt
When your existence ruins someone's birthday
Lol
Why does his dad legit hate him lol. I was waiting on the “I’m not your dad!” 😂
The dad stated all the reasons right in this video XD
Aye griffy has been my idol and I look up to him daily. I make short skits like hes does. Can you guys check them out?🥰😇
@@merpuffedy I thought your skits would be bad because you out here promoting but the the first one I clicked on made me laugh
@@ThePurpleMushroom yes!!!! I made you laugh. Thats all I want. The world can use a laugh at the moment
@Raheem Stewart Thats pretty sad dude.
"Be good at sports, gymnastics, chess--something man!"
"I'm good at sleeping."
I'm reading this at 2:30 in the morning. I can't even sleep good.
@@questman7799 well you were good at leaving a comment that made me laugh :)
I read this while he said it
You guys should check out my skits, they are fire.
Gymanastics*
Bruh, his wish had a beginning, middle, and end. So in conclusiooOOOoon, I'm convinced his dad wished Griffy's ass was never born
Shit might as well have been in mla format
😂😭
@@novaassasinated9907 for real!! Lol
Conclusions* you forgot the s
"God ain't perfect, because he made you ass."
That killed me. 🤣
"So in *CONCLUSSSIOOOONNNSSS* .."
Griffy's Dad always got great transition lines
Haha yes 😂
lol he must have passed in his presentations
He's NOT HIS DAD
lmaooo
The English teachers would be proud.
“Make a wish! 😊”
“I wish... you were a better son.”
*Here we go*
You've chosen death.
It was bound to happen 😂
😂😂
Can I subscribe to your channel?
When he said “they say god don’t make no mistakes........ lie again.” I was rollin
LMFAOOO “You’re not supposed to say your wish”
Just started watching and already expecting
"Dad?"
"I'm not your dad!"
"Daddy?"
"I AM NOT YOUR DAD!!"
What about the moves?
you profile pic doesn't make sense. it's
Hahaha aye I do small skits like griffy.can yall check it out?🥰😇
@@merpuffedy sure
Also don't forget "rent money"
should have got him a new refrigeinator
A new refrigerator would fix anything
WAS NOOTT EXPECTING U HERE WTFFF
Should have adopted a child in his name instead
Ehi IKR 🤣 also I just checked your channel I thought it was pretty funny you just earned a sub 👍
Or a recorder
Griffy just wants to be accepted no matter how many times his father rejects him
😣
Dad: Yes son
2 seconds later: I AM NOT YA DAD
I laughed but this was a little too close to home lmao
Ikr! :/
Ong bro ong
When you read the comment to early and don’t understand the joke. Then read the comment again after watching.
Stepdad shot bday card out into the trash and sent a pic of it to me from my mom's phone
Wow
Griffy's Dad hates him because his mom didn't do the abortion😂
*omg longbeachgriffy commented on my new video*
@@riskyy2657 that's great
Riskyy Yooooo that’s crazy but I don’t remember asking
@@riskyy2657 he chatting. He just trying to find ways for ppl to watch his vids. Ur wet
Exactly
"I'm good at sleeping" my dad would beat me dead, revive me and then keep going
Imagine hating someone so much that you end up roasting The Lord, God himself, just to emphasize how useless you think the person is....wow..
i remember in middle school a bully told me even god doesn’t love you in front of the whole table
@@AC-ri2ph He must’ve had this kinda dad
@@AC-ri2ph well damn 😳
@@AC-ri2ph damn. I apologize on behalf of him/her
@@MjMori4444 its prolly a him not her
I want there to be a day when he says “IM NOT YOUR SON”
Dad: Son
Griffy: IM NOT YOUR SON!
Dad: sonn
Griffy: I AM NOTT YOOOOO SONNN!
LMAOOOO
Top 10 anime plot twists
When Griffy lands a high paying job, gets his own place and his dad is like, "Now son, you understand you have an obligation to help your family..."
Then Griffy comes back with, "I'm not your son. I'm going home."
I'm just now seeing this, sorry that I just stole your comment
Griffy has left the village
"They say God makes no mistakes.
Lie again."
I literally choked on my orange juice hearing this 💀
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kinky orange juice.
@@MidnightMuffin oh my gosh 😂😂😂
Lmfaooo shit had me weak
@@futuristicnowhere I can't believe I got a like for my dumbass comment lmao
God: that's harsh... I didn't even say any of those things...
Devil: that's savage even for me tbh...
While we laughing our asses off. Lets be real here, having a dad in our lives is just as important as having a mother
After all that he said “Daddy you’re not suppose to say your wish out loud” 😂
*omg longbeachgriffy commented on my new video*
Riskyy it’s you again 🤦♂️
Riskyy stfu
@@riskyy2657 stfu
"Other wise it won't ever come true"
"Fuck!, I'll never get my wish, I'll never get what i fucking wasted it"
He can’t catch a break, his dad is disowning him all the time.
Haha; I do skits like griffy. You should check them out some time😇🥰
He's not his dad
@@merpuffedy nah
When he said "CHESS" I really felt that
"god ain't perfect... because he made to ass" that part got me weak how he said ass🤣🤣🤣
"I'm good at sleeping."
So relatable.
Fax, you should check out my skits
*Cries in can't fall asleep*
@@PBandECHO Same.
I was gonna like this...
But im not gonna give you the satisfaction of hitting 1k
Idk why.... But you just seem like a bad person
Im good at exposing my dads Xs
me: sees title
faint background noise
*“I'm not yooo dad”*
Yo underrated
Jahah aye man I do short skits like griffy. Your gonna love it
ruclips.net/video/BoCuT3ZFcPU/видео.html
I make some skits, I promise I won't disappoint. It's my dream to get big.
😂😂 true😂😂
Yo no this hurts.... too many people have to go through this kinda thing and my heart is broken!😫
*hugs*
Hugs
Hugs
“You’re not supposed to say your wish.” I never laughed so hard and felt so sad at the same time.
"IM NOT YOUR DADDDDD"
It ain't Griffy's fault your pull out game weak
OMG.........................
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@@taralamalam1321 oop-
Damn
I make skits just like Longbeachgriffy, you should check them out!!
AbdiGotSauce1 cringe bro
Imagine god actually just started speaking like "My mistake."
Comatose 😂😂🤣🤣
I don’t know mine 😂
Like "My bad, my bad, I'm so sorry, I'm mortified 🤣🤣🤣)
Lmao
I wish he'd add a voice like from the background saying that lol
"god would be perfect....but he made yo ass." DEAD LMAOOOO
Was looking for someone who said this before I commented it. Greatest line ever
0:15 when he said "excuse me"
My ears started searching a helmet
So in concluuusioonnzzzz ..😂😂
so are you supposed to be nezuko
a reply would be nice
Lord Twigo: "Conclusion! Thou are not mine kin!"
Refreginator
Damn you Og you subscribed 11years ago
@@rubber89 subscribed?
“i’m good at sleeping”, i felt.
and I left
I make small skits like griffy. And hes been my idol. Can you guys watch them for me?🥰
Bro...I'M not even good at sleeping. I would wager that sometimes I am worse at sleeping than I am at drawing and i cant draw for shit!
Actually let me rephrase that. I am worse at drawing than the Earth is at being Flat.
Dad: “then go to sleep and never wake up”
Hits differently now that he's a dad congratulations
“i’m not ya dad” hit different now found out my dad ain’t my dad not too long ago😂
Ayooo you okay there, bruh?
Oof
Day after day…Seems like I pushh against thaa clouds..
Gemini-stic , griffy's dad be about that horoscope life
Aye man i do skits like griffy. Your gonna luv them man. No homo
Pisces?
You guys should check out my skits. Longbeachgriffy and many other skit creators are my inspiration to start making them. It's my dream to make it on RUclips.
Bruh you look like a bootleg Che Guevara
puffer puffer ill sub and see whats up 😀
I honestly hope he’s never had to go through this before...BUT his acting feels a bit too close to home, when he does this skit LOL
Yeah I loved the part when he said *”IM NOTTTT YA DADD!”*
Damn
I give this a 😢
I literally went to my own flashbacks watching this, for about 10 minutes.
ruclips.net/video/1e2Nreog6G4/видео.html
0:20 "eaTING-" bruhh 😭
"I'm good at sleeping.." God, mood 😂
I swear this man went through something tough in his time living with his dad.
Hahha aye bro same. I make short skits like hes does. You should check them out some time soon
Griffy: Just born
Dad: I wish you were a better son
OMG.........................
ruclips.net/video/FSSFgWlDbJU/видео.html
tara lamalam13 .
You guys should check my skits out, I promise that they are good. LongbechGriffy is an inspiration to my skits
No it would be I'm not your dad
*omg longbeachgriffy commented on my new video*
Ahh, this one hits differently. Almost feels like he's about to breakdown at the end. Remember he's only acting. He's only acting.
“They say God makes no mistakes LIE AGAIN!”😂😂😂
Did he really just say God made a mistake creating him?
Lol yes
It's funny because God is perfect
Yo my guy went left field with that one
Yea, but god didn't make a mistake with my skits.
@93ladyc ill admit he went left along time ago, but that one was fucked up funny.
Gonna call it without having watched the entire thing yet: “I’M NOT YOUR DAD”
The mad lad new
say it again, I WISH you would
I truly hope nobody has a dad like this
Awww that was sad man.. made me a little teary, those were some hard words..Cos really there are dads like that. 😞
It’s honestly scary af how this came out on my dad’s birthday man these videos are too accurate...
Accurate? F n chat 🤭
Wtf my dad birthday is also today
Wtf my dad birthday was 3 month ago
Wtf what is dad?
wtf why is everyone saying wtf
"God aint perfect because he made you" lmaooooooooooooooo
*omg longbeachgriffy commented on my new video*
Riskyy omg no one cares bot
That shit hurt my feelings 😆
Turned from happy moment to a dark moment real quick...
From being happy with u to being mad at u...
"in conclusions"
At this point I can just see Griffy's dad strutting up and down like the pompous do when lecturing, his thumbs in his waistcoat pockets
Came here for “ I’m not your dad “... I wasn’t disappointed.
Dad forgets he’s a couple birthdays away from the nursing home.
*In a few years..* “I’m not your son!!!”😂
Right
Underrated comment 😂
😂😂
Griffy gap teeth has closer relationship than griffy and his dad.
“So in canClooshiannns” 😂
Who else came here just to hear him say *"I'M NOOOT CHO DADD."*
Hell yeah 😎, I was waiting on that.
You guys should check out my skits, Longbeachgriffy is one of my many inspirations.
ME ME ME ME!!!!
Griffy: “I’m going home”
Dad: Yes, go home on the streets
Griffy: Dad, this is my home
Home: *I’M NOT YOUR HOME*
Griffy: But daddy
Dad: *I’M NOT YO DAD*
Hahahaha this actually made me laugh, and do you know what would make you laugh. My skits, you should check them out.
*HE BELONGS TO THE STREETS*
@@abdigotsauce Bruh🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I hate when people self promote. Anway I do funny skits as well. Check them out guys😇🥰
Dad: I AAAM NACHO DAD
Nearly happy 3 million subs 🎁
"Im good at sleeping" That shit had me slept.
Kids without dads: "Couldn't be me 😎"
But it is, cus he didnt stick around, so he didnt wana be ur dad. Sorry broskies
@@LiveLoveLevelUpgoddamn
@@user-xi8yh8qi9j I know that was harsh, sorry my man
@@LiveLoveLevelUp damn man i felt that in my sleep
@Khalil Goldwin naw the mom was the mistake.
All of his skits always involve roasting himself in the harshest way possible.
It that like a kink or something?
no its just funny
Just Some Guy without a Mustache looking a bit too far into it
Probably a sign also of deep inner depression but most that have it resort to self deprecating humor
parents do be assholes sometimes but it's likely exaggerated
ive heard it being one so yes?
"I'm good at sleeping" lmaooo
This was so heartbreaking
I be sitting and remembering:
THIS MAN IS BY HIMSELF..... not responding to anything until he edits the video.
Give Griffy his Oscar already.
Fax, I do the same bro. You should check my skits out.
AbdiGotSauce1 okay
Forreal!
“I’m not your dad!” 50 years from now and this still won’t get old to me 😂👌🏽
Hahha aye man I do small skits like griffy. You should check them out 🥰😇
@@merpuffedy 😂😂😂title
Big step dad energy with this one
This was dark. And hits too close to my Heart
Make a wish dad
*Proceeds to make a list of wishes*
*omg longbeachgriffy commented on my new video*
@@riskyy2657 why are you under everyone's damn comment😒
Plot Twist: he really isn’t his dad.
No 🙀
Griffy has been my ultimate idol
I even make skits just like him. Can you guys check them out 🥰😇
He isn’t his dad pointed it out to many times😂😂😂😂
i f*ckng love ur videos man, you always make me a little bit happy when I feel down, thanks bro
Awe he loves his dad so much!!
“ errr...I wish you was a better son”. Damn he wasn’t expecting that.😂
ikr harsh
Dad: "Damn be good at sports, gymnastics, chess something man"
Griffy: "I'm good at sleeping"😂😂
Griffy has been my biggest idol and I do skits like him. If you get the chance can you check them out?🥰😇
I read that as he said it😂😂😂
GyymmmmmAAAAnastics
Lmao
“I’m good at sleeping”
Me: cant even fall asleep
Ur acting skill is just phenomenal .. Hollywood should give u a chance man
“I’m good at sleeping” lol that’s jokes
ruclips.net/video/BoCuT3ZFcPU/видео.html
I am not even that. My sleep schedule is all messed up.
That "god ain't perfect cause he made yo ass" line had me dying😂
samee lmfaooo
Guys I want you to know
I'll make you smile ounce if you watch my short skits...🙃😇
@wesawthevideopolice
Congrats on hitting 3M homie!
He really oughta begin tearing when his father insults him
I thought my dad was talking for a minute..
Sorry dad.. I suck at sports and gymuhnastics.
ASMR-SENSEI apparently, at typing too
@@kanishkshah4832 damn u really goma do the boy like that
@@kanishkshah4832 Why do I hear a "whoosh" in the distance?
@@asmr-sensei because there is. Someone do the rituals
Kanishka Shah r/woosh
“I’m not your dad.”
-a wise man
I make skits just like Longbeachgriffy, you should check them out!!
I make really cool skits like griffy and yall gotta check them out😇
There's only so many wishes dad
"I'm not your dad"😂😂.
I like how all your video's come together
"god ain't peRFECT.....*deeper tone* because he made yo aUyHSs"
0:51 LMAO.
"Your words are a waste of space"
That hurt
My dad says that to me every night when tucks me asleep... any way guys I do skits like griffy. Can you take the time and check it out?🥰😇
"I wish you *weren't a waste of space."
And yes, that's harsh :(
How can u think that was the actual line bruh use that peanut brain of yours
I know right, and my skits won't hurt to watch. You should check them out.
@@abdigotsauce yea man sure
Griffy’s quest to find his real dad continues.
"They say God doesn't make mistakes, that was a lie"🤣🤣😂