When your Wife's bestfriend makes a toast at your wedding
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I unironically wheezed when he said "were all gonna miss filling gloria like a jelly donut"
As opposed to wheezing ironically of course
@@ALCauG Was just about to say this lol. So dumb lol.
Sorry I’m failing to see why the “unironically” was necessary
@@Sanbonita1 how ironic
"Gloria" sounded like "glory hole" and I think that was intentional on Griffy's part
Clapping at the end was a slight demonstration of how Gloria spread her happiness everywhere
Brooooo 😂😂😂
Happiness aint the only thing she spreading...
@@yeahok6240 💀
@@yeahok6240naaaah 💀💀💀☠
@@yeahok6240good
"myself included" had me dead
Yesss😂😂😂😂
Gloria Snatched More Souls Than Heaven.
😂😂😂😂
Then he looks up 😂😂
@МеаtСаnуоn 🅥 wow, Gloria drew the fake meat out.
Yeah that’s why they call her the soul snatcher
And hell combinnned
High glory 😂
"Snatched more souls than heaven" 😂
Lol
I honestly have no words 🤣
Pardon me sir , would you mind elaborating further as i don't get it
My man looked up to God 🤣🤣🤣
@@skin9255 you don't know what a soul is?
Gloria didn't even try to defend herself 🤣😭😭
She hasn't been trying 🤣🤣🤣
@@pareeshaslaughter6798 😭🤣🤣
She was probably like “That’s true 🤣 “ the whole speech
Whoooo😭
She's not ashamed about who she is
It's nice to know Gloria found someone who makes her as happy as she's made everyone else, and I mean EVERYONE
A damn football team. XD
When everybody had a bad moment Gloria was always there to save the day frfr
This would had made it in.
And that is a beautiful thing the worst thing a man can be is not sex positive shit give a an experienced player over a rookie any day and to be into virginal women is kinda sussy
@@manniebradley3768 lmao that legitimately cucked, "sex positive"
As a dude living in AZ, I can confirm we’ve all ran through Gloria
i accidentally touched her while trying to get milk. And I live on Mars…
As a dude living in Gloria i can confirm we've all ran through AZ
These bots are getting out of hand lol
Gloria a freak, on god
more like Gloria ran thru yall 🤣🤣🤣
I witnessed this happen at a wedding before, only it was a female best friend talking about the wife's polygamy for fifteen minutes straight. It was beautiful, I had run out of champagne about seven minutes in and didn't know what to do for the next eight minutes to hold back my laughter.
This is insane ☠️
Why did they allow her to keep running her mouth for 15 minutes 😂
@@tareqal-hasan4975 cause you can't stop legends
damn who yall marrying 💀💀
@@TheDarkestPaladin the same way the wife couldn't stop getting ran through i guess
This is LBG’s way of saying body count matters
From a Toast to being Toasted!!! Cheers to Fears...
I mean, of course, for any normal man. It's only that the feminists have got us by the balls and we cannot say this in public.
I am an engineering student, great GPA, if I keep working my balls off I will eventually land a job.
I have not so much as felt the warmth of a womans embrace, I want a wife who is not an open gate, if I was Charlie Sheen or someone who himself beds hundreds of women, maybe I would touch Gloria.
These h03 always settle down with innocent men. All the women with racks and ass don't look my way, so when they are used up and 29 yo, why THE FUCK will I take her???? I was here all along, you could have been with me all this time and have a normal, loving relationship.
It doesn't tho. Anyone who gets mad about bodycount is insecure af
@@eliasgibson2878
It does matter. It shows lack of character and there’s some evidence to prove it ruins the ability to pair bond.
@@DaniTheHero There's a study suggested a higher chance of divorce or cheating.
Gloria the throat goddess 🤣🤣🤣
Gloria the glory hole
I was waiting for Gloria the throat warrior 🤣
@@XxDEADX_XSHOTxXthe throat gpat
@@XxDEADX_XSHOTxX 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Was gonna send this to my cousin but his mom's name Gloria 😬
Later that night:"it's my first time, be gentle"
Gloria:"I got you fam"
Her : My past doesn't matter
Her past :
Filling Gloria up like a jelly donut. Got it! 😂
Is my recent 🔥?
Can someone help me solve
5÷10? I know the answer, just don't know how to properly solve it..
@@BackBeater It's the reciprocal of the 1000th multiple of Gloria's body count.
All future weddings gon be like this, way these younger wmen out here thoting it up. Not that I'm complaining coz ooohweeey. They do give good head. I swear you'd think they motherless, for half the things they can do.
@@namesurname9668 for real though 🤣
“ she done snatched more souls than heaven” bro that had me dead
“Her snatch snatched…”
Never seen a situation go so south so quickly
This is accurate at every wedding
Ligma
True but it actually depends on if it happened or not.
Can someone help me solve
5÷10? I know the answer, just don't know how to properly solve it..
@@BackBeater multiplication
The reality is that, some of the guys that have clapped/are clapping your future wife will attend y'all's wedding...and he'll shake you and tell both of you "congratulations".
IT'S FACTS!!! Deal with it now.
"Filling Gloria up like a jelly doughnut"😂
Thank you Anthony, for filling Gloria in a way no other man could. I'll miss Glory's hole.
Who needs enemies when you have your best friend.
griffy always tip toeing on the line of being cancelled for the sake of our entertainment, bless this man
Can someone help me solve
5÷10? I know the answer, just don't know how to properly solve it..
@@BackBeater 0.5, basically you can't divide 10 by 5, so you add a 0. before the answer, and 10 is bigger than 5, so u add a 0 to 5 which makes 50, and after that it's just basic division
@MeatCaynon 🅥 I love that you are here.
@@IsThatNas so I was right...
This isn't even offensive😭 Only the 304s would be offended by this lol
When I was in high school there was a girl in our group that everyone messed around with and now I see her on social media with her wedding pics. I'm like poor bastard
Hey he choosed her so 😂😂
@@Womanfemale12what if he doesn’t know?
Same new some girls with scandalous stories and when you see them social media now playing the timid wife you can’t help but laugh.
Fiance:I'm going home
Fiancee:but baby
Fiance:I'm not your baby😞
Is my recent 🔥?
I'm Not Yo Baby FTFY
weeee...
🤣🤣🤣
Huh, Fiancee is the female-gendered version of Fiance.
I lost it at " she been passed around more than covid-19" 🤣🤣🤣
I lost it at the Boston Marathon joke
Logan and Nina’s Wedding Ceremony
The clapping at the end got me crying
After all that the bedroom better have more ups, downs, twists, and turns than Six Flags.
On God it better
Anthony: Man, what did I do to deserve a woman like this?
Literally every other man in the hemisphere: Preach!
0:07 I started smirking and grinning because I had a sixth sense something was gonna pop off, but I didn't know it was gonna be a roast toast XD
I lost it when he brought Trelle into it 🤣
Yo he sounded so hurt when he said "Trelle"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🎯🎯🎯
I thought he said "Tra", as he regularly colabs with him.
😂
When she’s done “finding herself” at 35 😂😂😂😂😂
"She got passed around more than covid"
Bro treated her like she was a fuckin disease 💀
As someone living in California, I can confirm Gloria does live up to her name ‘throat goddess’.
That excuse me? at 0:35 😂😂
The clapping at the end was the bonus
Hands weren’t the only thing getting clapped!
Gloria the Gobbler
that "who are you?" though 😭😭
Griffy, this skit should be titled, "The Reason Why High Body Counts Matter to Men!!" cause the groom went through all 5 stages of grief in less than 2 minutes!
i feel sorry for the dudes that married 304s tbh
No, I disagree, it would be not funny.
You have to be subtle in humor, I like current title. We can guess but It has intrigue.
🤣🤣🤣
@@גקדןרק 😂no. I feel bad for the men who marry virgins but then those virgins cheat on them or kill them.
@@גקדןרק feel sorry😂. Don’t you f know that women aren’t sex the objects. Women are complex human beings. I mean I’m a virgin who is toxic asf, did my virginity make me a good person? F no.
New husband, "She never snatched my soul like that".
Griffy never disappoints 😂😂
Gloria has been passed around more than a collection plate, on Easter Sunday. Every time she does a cartwheel, it sounds like wet baloney flapping in the wind. God bless their union.
Lol that cheers at the end was cold blooded lmao
I spit out my soda nearly choking. Griffy be coming up with many skits 😂
Your creativity in coming up with sketch ideas is so impressive, Griff
Ah, nothing like the face of regret after a good toast 😂😂😂
Damn. The donut joke was so graphic that i ll never see at that kind of donut again without thinking of gloria.
0:55 "Been ran through more than Boston!"
New fear unlocked 🔓
Lmao who remembers GiGi from Harvey Birdman Attorney at law? She would let every body in the office building hit, except Harvey and then she got pregnant and tried to pin a baby on him and trick him into marrying her.😂
😂😂😂 classic
Yeah, that's exactly this. Sucks for the guys that happens to IRL
I remember that, great show.
There is a motto among women “Marry once for money, and then for love.”
The first guy will get divorced and fleeced by family court. The second guy doesn’t have to do anything, except maybe be bad boy or eff boy.
@@majorgear1021 And that is a good reason to have a marriage contract
“There isn’t a football team in California…”
I would've turned into Danny phantom and gone ghost after that toast immediately
Bro should be happy. He found a keeper that has proven times and times she got the skills.
nah, she will probably use her skills more often than...necessary. if you catch my drift
I wanted to laugh, but I felt his pain too deep. Deeper than Gloria's throat.
😂😂😂
1:33 i spilled out my tea 😭😭
That last bit of applause sounded a little sus.
😂😂 You know it’s gonna get wild anytime you hear the words “before she met”
Right?! 😭🤣
The Gloria hole
“Ran through more than Boston” 😂
"It's like finding out after putting a ring on it. Isn't it ironic."-Alanis Morrisette probably.
"Gloria, as a good friend of yours..."
Me: Aw shit 🤣
Damn y'all thnx 👍🏿
"Here we go again."
“She done snatched more souls than heaven” 🤣🤣☠️🥂
Men do this in real life except they talk about it behind your back
This is why asking about body count is almost mandatory.
You'll never get the truth bro
@@leonrobinson8180 Probably not, but worth discussing it.
@@leonrobinson8180 If she truly loves you she'll tell you the truth
Emphasis on the IF
It’s probably something for later in the relationship.
Trivial, as most will lie about this
She's been passed around more than covid
- 19?😧
At 1:05 when he looked up I started dying
Bro💀 “snatched more souls than heaven”
Alternative title: "When the toast became a roast"
Right when he made the toast he fucked up 💀
"she snatched more souls then heaven" lmaoo
1:33 *that was an atomic bomb*
Gloria, the throat goddess. A true hero
'A recently married couple sets the new world record for the fastest divorce in history'
“Snatching more souls than heaven” 😂😂😂
Is my recent 🔥?
And Gloria be happy with that speech lmao!
"Who are you?" 💀
Laughing at "She's been spread around more than covid" at 5am. Griffy always has me in stitches.
Man misheard toast as roast
When bro whispered “Boston?”💀It’s the little things.
Griffy is way too good at this shit.
Funny thing is Griffy knows he ain't getting the same action from Gloria's "throat goddess" days LMAO
Yes he is, he nodded and agreed at :50 🤣
That's what sucks. If I was getting the same wild action they got I literally wouldn't mind but they only settle down when they've already "had their fun".. bitch if you ain't no fun why do I need you around? Lol
Mans ruined the whole wedding. He gone cry in the car
Crazy part is..this IS happening out there. 😂 Be careful who yall wife up Kings 👑
imma bring me a chick from a third world country at this rate. preferably the muslim ones where they don't have sex till marriage
@@newt2120 stay the f away from them
@@kjasonderek7286 nah
@@newt2120 your ass better turn muslim then 😂
It's weird being 28 and perpetually single yet it's because I'm not interested in people not the other way around. It actually sucks cause it's like completely out of my control. The last time I met someone worth dating was 5 years ago, and I stopped talking to her because I was told how people with depression shouldn't date (horrible advice that ruined my 20s so far). I cannot for the life of me find an attractive nice girl with values, and the ones that are always have a bf. I should just go to church, but I'm not religious. I went back to college partially to meet people, but a large amount of people regardless of gender are emotionally immature and not very knowledgeable on anything outside of gen z memes.
Gloria been passed around more than a blunt at a frat party
Bro "she snatched more souls than heaven" that shit is wild 🤣🤣🤣
Griffy that comment on the Tourette’s girl is wild bro
What comment ? 🧐
What comment nigga
Noticed how the round of applause at the end sounded like Gloria getting clapped 😭😂🤣
This is a real nightmare 😂
Divorce papers immediately
Is my recent 🔥?
Yessir
Gloria's bodycount:
How many stars are in the sky? How many grains of sand on the beach?
I'm pretty sure he went home after that
The dude that clapped last tho 😂 💀
Gloria the throat goddess 😂
A Toast.. to griffy’s constant stand at not giving af for the crybabies.. cheers🥂
Can totally imagine the bride arranging this as a prank. Aaaand the groom loosing hia cool
Griffy always uploads the most hilarious content 🤣
This why my ex bestfriend had a courthouse wedding and invited no one but her mama. She don’t want my brother knowing who she really is 🤣 no speeches for herrrr
She married your brother? Oh nooooooo
Nah you need to warn him bout her bro
That ain’t funny
Who needs enemies when you have a sister like this.
It's always girls named Gloria
Griffy’s face when he found out about his new wife, priceless 😂😂😂
For some reason I started laughing when he first said Gloria.lol. I was like oh here we go. 😆